Danny Dyer Teaches Alan How To Be A Hardman | Alan Carr: Chatty Man

[@darioperes8923]

Alan Carr is a magnificent host. He’s wildly funny, engaging and makes all his guests feel like they’re having a great time. Him and Danny were awesome together. Proper dude. Him and Graham Norton are the best.

[@joycejohnson7164]

Danny is a sweet guy, really.

[@wendylederer367]

Is it just me or is he kind of sexy! I wouldn’t kick him out of bed!

[@tamharhar]

wow at the time of typing this, I cant believe it has been a decade since this episode aired. Yet it will always be some of the funniest episodes. Love Alan carr forever

[@catamongthepigeons6576]

Quality. I don't know who jls are, but, I am invested .showmanship at Its best.

[@D-J-pr4fr]

Be glad you don't know them 😂 shite xfactor reject band

[@onlyme219]

I'm a very proud Northener and I love a bit of Danny, he is a national treasure. Alan and Sarah also

[@henrikechers9995]

Sarah Millican is just fantastic. Love her laughter

[@MilotheShrike]

She's so nice and funny, and completely adorable.

[@crystalyana9533]

I haven’t drank that shit in years!! 🤪 I love some Danny Dryer!!😂

[@tonig8348]

Omg Danny is fantastic 😂😂😂😂😂😂love him

[@tamharhar]

gosh I miss this alan carr chatty man show. It is by far funnier than his competition y’all know who .

[@NoudlePipW]

Them bonding over chub rub killed me 🤣 That's the the exact conversation you have when it's brought up, too!

[@injunsun]

Och, Danny Dyer.

[@tonig8348]

Alan is great too !!! 😂😂funny ❤

[@adoublemaltneatplease2883]

I do not even know who jls are, but this interview cracked me up. Such a good humoured fun vibe. I must check them out to find out why they were so popular.

[@ningboy3274]

he pulled out the md 20/20 😂

[@stac1941]

Now if someone could teach Danny Dyer how to be a hardman that would complete the circle!

[@crystalharris7394]

💗💗💗💗💗

[@thedarkvaultuk]

14:14

[@mikeyspice250]

I live in the UK I watched for the first time Dany Dire - How to be a man. I like Danny & hes film roles etc excellent actor. He mentioned about Andrew Tate - I agree in essence the teachings of Andrew!!! I know he can be hard-core & can get mis-understood!!!! I've what a lot of the podcasts & initially I thought huh but as time went on watching from start to finish I understood his whole message as much as hard-core for say younger males who are taught by experiencing their own mom & dad, the girls they approach in school & get rejected, courts with children, child support, Alimony in the US & the courts, Judges, Government supporting such behaviors in females who function this way to the point the baby father has been made homeless, committed suicide by himself or with his kids due to the baby mother although being told to provide scheduled access to his kids & she ignoring, making up lies, going on with this lost her mind, emotional, in order for the police etc to believe her narcissistic behaviors, those guys served time in prison, she admitting after the fact she lied or she knows real baby father & the courts serving no prison time, paying back money due to fraud of child support, then we find out in the US, the system is making millions keeping families broken so I assume its somewhat if not identical in the UK!!!! To myself Andrew Tates message is - socialise yes to experience & understand how the opposite sex, study hard, go college, be a plumber, be a business owner, go gym, ear healthy, Meanwhile don't take no nonsense from the opposite sex & knock you off your plans to be better as guy!!!!! Acting like that guy, since we can't change the opposite sex behaviors is to be stoic as a guy & stick to yout goals, don't need Toxic guys, just be about your as a male but along the way you are gonna experience the opposite sex behaviors as Andrew has pointed out!!! What the opposite sex says they want, is NOT what they respond to for the most part!!!!! That's true But as guys know but never taught, it just depends on how females feel on the day as to how she may or may not be!! Are there the opposite sex out there that don't function in this toxic manner...of course!!!!! I support Andrew Tate 100% but maybe due to younger males who maybe have not enough experience, ok he needs to reword himself to get those who don't support him, on side!!!! The Police, the Government, Courts, Judges are literally a waste of space being treated how guys are treated & the opposite sex getting Zero punishment is a total disgrace. Politicians want to keep their job so what do you expect, hence why a lot of people think the government is a waste of space & has Been for let's say last 100 years as we as the public find truths out at a later date !!! So to me Andrew Tate realises we need male to wakeup & realise QUICK!!!!!! Because the Government will take more decades while families & male & females will be so messed up if this path continues, but its good for the Politicians so they can take the credit!!!! Feminism has been mis understood but when you have a system that reinforces the opposite sexes behaviors whether she has kids or not is a disgrace!!!!!!!!!

[@markwatters6875]

Suarez (or however his name is spelt), should be BANNED FOR LIFE from football. He is a dirty player and overpaid brat who thinks the rules don’t apply to him.

[@johnstory2996]

Yes he's a prick. Yes he's a cheat. But he's exceptionally good at what he does, so all the bad stuff doesn't matter. This is the world we deem acceptable to live in. There are plenty of Suarez's dictating to you.

[@D-J-pr4fr]

Danny dyer 😅

[@StellaAdler_]

I always thought that the blonde comedienne was doing that voice & that’s not her voice 😂😂😂 come to find out, after a fee of these talk shows I’ve watched, it’s not a bit 😂 it’s just her.. (Obviously I’m not British) Love Aran Carr. But Allan Carr @ Danny? Phenomenal. They have great chemistry just like kevin heart and the rock. But these 2 are actually funny, whereas the 2 americana really ate not.

[@wendylederer367]

Do the British not drink from shot glasses? I notice Alan doesn’t use the correct classes for his drinks!

[@StellaAdler_]

No. British do not drink from only shot glasses. Allan does it on purpose. Just like his drinks are odd & random. Would’ve thought that was obvious..

[@wendylederer367]

@@StellaAdler_ I know that’s part of his Schlick. I love that guy!

[@chilli-goon-fredmranderson4450]

First viewer and comment.🤣

[@InsaneKahuna]

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[@MeekayUK]

@@InsaneKahuna what?

[@mikevandervegt]

whut ? 1st cow claimed to be female ? o.O we learn something everyday..

[@qui_etes_vous]

Comeback. Hello, it’s, ME!, Brittney Lee Hill Collier (Age: 30. Born March, the 12th, 1990). My, Dad, and Mom- are, Richard Burton, and, Elizabeth Taylor. My Destiny, is to be, Queen, of the, United Kingdom, and, a famous, British actress. To date, I figured out that, Henry Cavill (To be, Reborn. He is the famous, British actor, who plays, Superman. He played, Superman, in, “Man of Steel,” which came out in the year, 2012), Tom Ellis (To be, Reborn. He is the famous, British actor, who plays, Lucifer, on the American, television show, “Lucifer.”), Russell Brand (Age: 30. He is the famous, Comedian, and British actor, who married, Katy Perry), Johnathan Rhys Meyers (To be, Reborn. He is the famous, Swedish actor, famous for starring, on the show, “The Tudors.” He is also, very famous, for starring, in the movie, “Match Point.”), Louis Garrel (To be, Reborn. He is the famous, French actor, exalted, for starring, in the movie, “Ma Mere.” He is also, very famous, for starring, in the movie, “The Dreamers.”), Gene Kelly (Deceased: February, 2, 1996. He, is, the, famous, Hollywood American, actor- famous, for the movie, “Singin’ in the Rain,” and, “An American in Paris.” Gene- died, too soon- for us to be- Husband, and Wife. Gene Kelly- has reincarnated, and he, is, Gene Kelly- all over, again! His name is, - Gene Kelly, again. Carey Grant, Tony Curtis, and Robert Montgomery, have reincarnated, as well, and, are my, Husbands-too. That means, all 9 of us, have it in our, Destiny, to be the, Kings, and Queen, of the, United Kingdom. Gosh, I’ve been trying to figure out, which famous, White actor, was my Husband (or, Husbands), since the year, 2010, or so. :D HAHAHA! So now, I’ll be traveling, back, to the, United Kingdom, from Fullerton, C.A. (Fullerton, C.A., is in the, Country, of, the United States, within the, County, of, Orange.). My, Son, Reign Aston Disick (he was popular for the show, “Keeping Up with the Kardashians”. He was, Scott Disick, and Kourtney Kardashians, Son.), will be, Reborn. I went to the, United Kingdom, in 2019, during the, “Global Pandemic”. FACT (I’ve known the, “Global Pandemic”, was fake, since, it began. FACT). Now that I, know, who my, Husbands- are, and are, supposed, to, be- I can travel, back, to the, United Kingdom- for a final time- and meet, and, Marry, Russell Edward Brand. I will be, meeting, him, in the, Borough, of, Essex. YAY, for me :D ! I have, 9, Hot Husbands. I’m so excited! They are, super sexy: beautiful, fun, wild party guys, intense, confident, cocky, and genius, Celebrity. I am lucky. I know (already), that they will, value, Monarchy, and Tradition, just as much as, I do, by the time I finally meet them, in person. Laugh out Loud. They’re my dream, Men. Tom Ellis, had, 3 Daughters, they were, named, Nora, Florence, and Marnie. So, they were, my, Daughters! In total, that is, 3, Daughters, and one, Son- how wonderful! They will make me, so, proud :D . I made them this way. I, HATED, their, Stepmom, Meghan Oppenheimer. She was, not, good for them. She had been, a bad person, and ugly, inside, and out, her whole, life. She was a, Nerd. She was, young, in her, 20’s, and a, Classic Nerd. She was a, gawker (Defined: to stare, stupidly; gape. An awkward, foolish, person. peer, ogle, gaze, goggle, rubberneck). She stares, too hard. I am, Cool. I have always, been, cool, popular, super social, well loved, and loving- outgoing, and a, crazy, truly wild, party girl. I am a, Hippie. The type of, Hippie- I am, is, Raver. I am a, Raver. We partied, hard, in my 20’s! We still party, hard, in various places. It’s, awesome! We are, awesome! HAHAHAHA! I, AM, WHITE. I am, a, Traditional, White American, Female- from the, Deep South. My skin, is, light brown, so you can tell, that I am, a part, of the, Black, African American, community. However, I, AM, WHITE. WHITE, people, are, My people. They are my people. I am, White. That means, I am, NOT, a, Negro. I am not a, Negro. So, do not, pretend, that I am, Black, or a, Negro; Ever. If you do, you will not survive, this life. My story, is very interesting, so far, isn’t it? And, I still, haven’t even gotten out into the world! I haven’t even met, my, Husband, yet? What the heck, World? Beginning, in the year, 2000, Human Society, itself, had been, disobedient, disoriented- in disarray, and purposeless. That is why, I have not been, able, to live out my, Human Destiny. I, AM, happy- that I have the money, and the ability- as an, Upper class, British Citizen. WITH FATHER GOD, JESUS CHRIST, - AND THE FULL BODY, OF MY, RELIGION, AT THE HELM- WE, ARE THE ONES, BRAVE ENOUGH, TO MAKE THIS, HUMAN WORLD- TRADITIONAL, NORMAL, PLEASING, AND BEAUTIFUL, AGAIN! MONARCHY! The answer, all along, was, MONARCHY! All other, Humans, may join me, as well :) . I will see you guys out there! My life plan, is currently, in progress. I’ll be home, soon! In the, U.K.! I’m taking my time-beautifying. This will be my, final voyage, so it has to go, perfectly, one time. Note: I, AM, the, ONLY, person, who, is meant, to marry, Men, of the opposite race, and from a different, Kingdom. -Brittney Hill, Friday, August, 6th, 2020. 8:45 p.m.

[@braydenjohn07]

I read about 4% of that and I have a question. What the hell are you talking about, because it was stuff about you then stuff about actors.

[@firstbornmaidenname1321]

Erm..?

[@qui_etes_vous]

@@firstbornmaidenname1321 John Wayne, Brittney Hill, says- "Kiss me, in, Hell." Brittney Hill (Age: 20. Born March, the 12th, 1990). My, Dad, and Mom- are, Richard Burton, and, Elizabeth Taylor. My Destiny, is to be, Queen, of the, United Kingdom, and, a famous, British actress. To date, I figured out that, Henry Cavill (To be, Reborn. He is the famous, British actor, who plays, Superman. He played, Superman, in, “Man of Steel,” which came out in the year, 2012), Tom Ellis (To be, Reborn. He is the famous, British actor, who plays, Lucifer, on the American, television show, “Lucifer.”), Russell Brand (Age: 30. He is the famous, Comedian, and British actor, who married, Katy Perry), Johnathan Rhys Meyers (To be, Reborn. He is the famous, Swedish actor, famous for starring, on the show, “The Tudors.” He is also, very famous, for starring, in the movie, “Match Point.”), Louis Garrel (To be, Reborn. He is the famous, French actor, exalted, for starring, in the movie, “Ma Mere.” He is also, very famous, for starring, in the movie, “The Dreamers.”), Gene Kelly (Deceased: February, 2, 1997. He, is, the, famous, Hollywood American, actor- famous, for the movie, “Singin’ in the Rain,” and, “An American in Paris.” Gene- died, too soon- for us to be- Husband, and Wife. Gene Kelly- has reincarnated, and he, is, Gene Kelly- all over, again! His name is, - Gene Kelly, again. Carey Grant, Tony Curtis, and Robert Montgomery, have reincarnated, as well, and, are my, Husbands-too. That means, all 9 of us, have it in our, Destiny, to be the, Kings, and Queen, of the, United Kingdom. Gosh, I’ve been trying to figure out, which famous, White actor, was my Husband (or, Husbands), since the year, 2010, or so. :D HAHAHA! So now, I’ll be traveling, back, to the, United Kingdom, from Fullerton, C.A. (Fullerton, C.A., is in the, Country, of, the United States, within the, County, of, Orange.). My, Son, Reign Aston Disick (he was popular for the show, “Keeping Up with the Kardashians”. He was, Scott Disick, and Kourtney Kardashians, Son.), will be, Reborn. I went to the, United Kingdom, in 2019, during the, “Global Pandemic”. FACT (I’ve known the, “Global Pandemic”, was fake, since, it began. FACT). Now that I, know, who my, Husbands- are, and are, supposed, to, be- I can travel, back, to the, United Kingdom- for a final time- and meet, and, Marry, Russell Edward Brand. I will be, meeting, him, in the, Borough, of, Essex. YAY, for me :D ! I have, 9, Hot Husbands. I’m so excited! They are, super sexy: beautiful, fun, wild party guys, intense, confident, cocky, and genius, Celebrity. I am lucky. I know (already), that they will, value, Monarchy, and Tradition, just as much as, I do, by the time I finally meet them, in person. Laugh out Loud. They’re my dream, Men. Tom Ellis, had, 3 Daughters, they were, named, Nora, Florence, and Marnie. So, they were, my, Daughters! In total, that is, 3, Daughters, and one, Son- how wonderful! They will make me, so, proud :D . I made them this way. I, HATE, Russell Brand’s, ex-Wife, Laura Gallagher. She was, not, good for, him. She is, a bad person, and ugly, inside, and out. She has been, her whole, life. She is a, Nerd. She is, an, Elder- 40, and a, Classic Nerd. She is a, gawker (Defined: to stare, stupidly; gape. An awkward, foolish, person. peer, ogle, gaze, goggle, rubberneck). She stares, too hard. She is a, professional, STALKER- as a, Housewife- with, no, Children- just one, Husband. She is, a, Charolette- now, and I, went, to, Gig Harbor, High School- with her. I am, Cool. I have always, been, cool, popular, super social, well loved, and loving- outgoing, and a, crazy, truly wild, party girl. I am a, Hippie. The type of, Hippie- I am, is, Raver. I am a, Raver. We partied, hard, in my 20’s! We still party, hard, in various places. It’s, awesome! We are, awesome! HAHAHAHA! I, AM, WHITE. I am, a, Traditional, White American, Female- from the, Deep South. My skin, is, light brown, so you can tell, that I am, a part, of the, Black, African American, community. However, I, AM, WHITE. WHITE, people, are, My people. They are my people. I am, White. That means, I am, NOT, a, Negro. I am not a, Negro. So, do not, pretend, that I am, Black, or a, Nigger; Ever. If you do, you will not survive, this life. My story, is very interesting, so far, isn’t it? And, I still, haven’t even gotten out into the world! I haven’t even met, my, Husband, yet? What the heck, World? Beginning, in the year, 2000, Human Society, itself, had been, disobedient, disoriented- in disarray, and purposeless. That is why, I have not been, able, to live out my, Human Destiny. I, AM, happy- that I have the money, and the ability- as an, Upper class, British, Queen. WITH FATHER GOD, JESUS CHRIST, - AND THE FULL BODY, OF MY, RELIGION, AT THE HELM- WE, ARE THE ONES, BRAVE ENOUGH, TO MAKE THIS, HUMAN WORLD- TRADITIONAL, NORMAL, PLEASING, AND BEAUTIFUL, AGAIN! MONARCHY! The answer, all along, was, MONARCHY! All other, Humans, may join me, as well :) . I will see you guys out there! My life plan, is currently, in progress. I’ll be home, soon! In the, U.K.! I’m taking my time-beautifying. This will be my, final voyage, so it has to go, perfectly, one time. Note: I, AM, the, ONLY, person, who, is meant, to marry, Men, of the opposite race, and from a different, Kingdom. -Brittney Hill, Tuesday, August, 10th, 2020. 1:42 p.m.

[@burgersbeansandchips]

@@qui_etes_vous Soooooo, how's all that working out for you?

[@NoNoNoNopeNopeNopeNo]

Take your meds.

[@pieterallenmasterblue1402]

Sorry, it is not for me, I just don't like him or the way he does things and personally, his voice is a fucking pain to hear! he is a little amusing at best!

[@joshuaferguson698]

You chose to comment an opinion that literally no one cares about when you could have just said nothing and closed the video. That was a choice :/

[@Zaihanisme]

@@joshuaferguson698 exactly, like who asked, right?