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[@emilyb.8219]

Man's gonna get scurvy never eating any vegetables, then he's gonna be living the pirate life instead of the ancestral life

[@sprague8066]

still our ancestors

[@sharvareedeshpande4309]

Lmao

[@dragonmaster5015]

Liver has shitloads of vitamin c man I’m sure he’ll be fine 😂

[@maenad1231]

Scurvy is likely but it’s actually possible to avoid scurvy if you eat the right offals and cook it on the rare side. It’s not enough vitamin c for your body to get the true antioxidant benefits of it but it’s apparently enough to avoid scurvy

[@njinlover]

If that's the case then he's not gonna be living any life at all

[@tatumfowler3603]

The Liver King and the Biological Dentist sounds like a villian duo.

[@meeg9115]

FR

[@Stoopid420]

**insert team rocket reference here**

[@katevgrady]

A villain duo from the "top 10 DC villains you wouldn't believe actually exist" listicle

[@callmeqt1269]

Fighting against the Cyborg Dentist

[@chloesantos8637]

I’d watch an anime like that

[@antonluvs]

“So they will be simulating a failed hunt.” Is KILLING me.

[@izstrella]

And all that raw meat might be killing them, haha...oooh

[@dracodracarys2339]

"and the weakest of my kids will be food for the strongest ones, just like it is in nature"

[@ririduvall6395]

that shiet had me CRYING

[@bearrett_8783]

When is it again?

[@MezandBuzz]

@@bearrett_8783 14:44

[@5thHouse]

Biologically, she's a dentist. Metaphorically, she's the liver queen. Theoretically, she's a real human, but realistically, she's an ocelot.

[@Noursinette_]

WTF HAHA

[@MatchaTheVibeking]

This is the best comment here.

[@joeonyt196]

Revolver ocelot!?

[@seachelle2316]

a member of the ocelot pack famously known for raising Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, famous pharmacist

[@MilahanPhilosophersCorner]

Hahaa

[@fissionabledolphin]

Brian’s voice always simultaneously sounds like he’s the most confident person in the world and also like he’s crying for help

[@bookaholicguy7506]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar then keep begging i ain't gonna subscribe

[@ClowncoreisCool]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar Just use your phone, g.

[@pteryxs]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar cry about it :)

[@ClowncoreisCool]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar Your covers are fire but the spam isn't going to help as much as you think

[@munchlaxlol4579]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar beg on, child

[@Cyanlark]

The bed thing kills me every time. Even our ape cousins use a ton of leaves and stuff to sleep comfortably. Our ancestors definitely figured out how to gather grass and make soft places to sleep. Animals with lower intelligence know how to nest and that the hard ground is shitty to lay on hahaha

[@liberalsrelstupido8349]

Romans and Greeks frequently chose to sleep on hard surfaces such as wooden planks. Marcus Aurelius, the Roman Philosopher Emperor, even mentions it briefly in, “Meditations,” and how he is thankful for being encouraged to sleep that way.

[@riabouchinska]

Dude right like even fckn tiny-brained birds make nests. That is like one of the main things they do, their brains are just like EAT MATE NEST

[@drtaverner]

@@liberalsrelstupido8349 Yet we still have thousands of years of evidence across cultures of reeds, straw, wool, and other cushion material being used to sleep on. If you like a hard surface, cool, but claiming that all of our ancestors slept like that and that's why you're doing it sounds stupid.

[@trouty606]

Imagine the luck of being born in a generation with creature comforts like mattresses and climate controlled homes and deciding to just be uncomfortable because of some perceived importance of "ancestry". Your ancestors would call you a dumbass for sleeping on wood.

[@GOFFBITZH666]

@@liberalsrelstupido8349 Funny thing is that even then, Liver King didn’t even fully commit to living the Roman/Greek lifestyle for sleep since he added bare minimum cushioning so it’d technically account as “living da ancestral life” lol

[@crazyanimationtime]

This guy definitely secretly still believes he’s a werewolf

[@MalutkaAsienka]

Still???

[@JaneDoe-ym7de]

@@MalutkaAsienka On all levels except physical, he is a wolf BARK

[@talzaenvy]

And you know what? Good for him

[@Miipmiip]

Werebear

[@ktreznin5538]

Secretly?

[@David-sq2en]

When I was 8 years old I decided to live like our ancestors the apes... so I would eat bananas without pealing them... then I saw a video of gorillas pealing bananas before eating them, and that shattered my whole world.

[@fangal12]

I hope you're still throwing your feces though, that's a core tenent of the ape ancestral lifestyle

[@TT-xz5sy]

Sorry but this is fckn hilarious 😂

[@doctorvsh]

😂😂how does this comment not have a thousand likes I laughed out loud literally

[@mammoneymelon]

weirdly applicable to this guy living in a mansion and using steroids while claiming he's living the "ancestral lifestyle" lmao

[@Noursinette_]

IM CRYING NAHSHAhAHAHAHAHA💀💀

[@TheCatchFilms]

Liver King: "Throw your phone in a garbage can to protect against electromagnetic fields" Also Liver King: *has electricity wired throughout his house*

[@lotofmalarkey434]

But it’s okay because he has “grounding paint” on the walls.

[@carbonatedPigeon]

And is also recording with an electronic device... lol

[@godspeedthe13th]

I don't understand these people, do they not know that the biggest ball of radiation and emf waves is the fucking SUN.

[@jpanza]

also liver king: lives on planet earth, a *giant magnet*

[@TheCatchFilms]

@@godspeedthe13th they hear "radiation" and think Chernobyl lol

[@Maurrokh]

The bed thing is so funny to me. Even animals build themselves comfortable nests and 'beds' to rest in. Why does he assume our prehistoric ancestors didn't?

[@donovanb9020]

Because his knowledge of "our ancestors" apparently amounts to what he saw from Flintstones cartoons. He also, conveniently, ignores the fact that there's a reason that cultures around the world have feasts/traditions that center around eating an animal, like Thanksgiving. It's because being able to eat a substantial amount of meat had always been a special occasion, during our hunter-gatherer phase as a species. The only real exceptions would be, maybe, peoples that had easy access to abundant fish/seafood.

[@baboon889]

This is what drives me crazy. We are where we are today because who tf wants to sleep on a big rock. Thats why weve developed things and experimented with ideas. Humans are constantly evolving and trying to make living a little easier. Thats why we create things lmao.

[@baboon889]

Like does he think indigenous people just throw a slab on the ground and call it a day? Please someone tell this man to take any form of history class/anthropology.

[@Wildtooth-mg9sl]

Or you know cook food

[@thelemurofmadagascar9183]

His bed is actually pretty accurate though. My grandparents have a similar bed set up, which is pretty common amongst Indians. Although people from the past didn't just plop themselves down on rocks, they certainly didn't sleep on the huge oversized mattresses of today either.

[@NowakiStar]

As an archaeologist, this guy’s ideas about our “ancestors” are hilarious.

[@larataro09]

i know danny has a big audience but it’s really nice to know so many people have careers like learning about the past in the comments! i think your job is really cool and i love learning about it :)

[@marinaarellano436]

Oh my gosh! You should totally make a video! I would be so interested in hearing your takes on it :)

[@gabsf6]

same, he makes me want to shred my degree into pieces

[@childofgod1521]

U guys r soooo coool!!

[@Destructer]

ye i thought they would cook the meat over the fire (with sticks and stuff) or that might be just me

[@jessearmstrong-kooy2930]

He's probably called "liver king" because he's obviously got a superior liver that's somehow endured all the juice he's using

[@seigeengine]

Apparently the supplements they sell are all based on parts of cattle. There is a cow liver supplement, which I'm assuming is made of cow livers. I dunno.

[@paperart0]

right omg how is this dude still alive

[@TheeGreenApple]

Thats kinda what I assumed

[@alchemistcannon]

As soon as I saw his body I New he used steroids. You don't get that ripped without chemical enhancement

[@jessearmstrong-kooy2930]

@@alchemistcannon well, you can but not while maintaining his level of muscularity

[@OneTopic]

Danny is really starting his lvl 1 Wizard arc.

[@Diiazy]

OT! AYEE

[@angela5421]

Lol

[@Guer1lla_Gamer]

Takes 1d4 damage. Dies

[@speckledkiwi9611]

Lmfao Like the badad he Made The prophecy is true (Also HI ONE TOPIC!!!)

[@coolbeans5992]

It started 10 years ago

[@kymberlybuhrer6561]

I can’t believe you glossed over the “simulating a failed hunt” joke, I had to pause to cry laugh for a good 5 minutes

[@lizzie-4011]

ikr that one was so good lmao

[@nessa2160]

Who are you talking to

[@_DropTheMike]

That was good. Got me. 😂😂😂👍

[@juliaalvarez537]

Iptimestamp?

[@sarah-is3dy]

@@juliaalvarez537 14:45

[@dezh6345]

Liver King: I'll sleep like early humans... on as hard a surface as possible Early humans: **used grass and ash to make a soft "carpet", and interwove medicinal plants into it to act as an insect repellent**

[@MossoDaBanana]

early humans dumb ok?

[@mackenziedry1046]

Literally

[@masterwindu1234]

where do i find this carpet

[@MinhQuangNguyen-og4mz]

@Dont Check My About Page Link i dont remember when did i asked and can u find anyone who cares?

[@dnr-vs1lk]

It’s a bot. Its job is to comment where nobody cares.

[@monochrome_soft9472]

"he looks so sad.. maybe it's just the weight of everything.." me too, liver king, me too.

[@johnathan6642]

It's so funny when "primal" or "return to the ancestors" weirdos are buff as hell like actual ancestors wouldn't have been skinny as hell and able to run for a bazzillion miles while eating mostly plants.

[@rahulmenon4357]

"return to ancestors" is not difficult to imitate, considering all the indigenous people who still live like they used to all the way back 2000-3000 years ago. None of them look like the poster child for roid rage.

[@urielgonzalez900]

Yeah the guy is totally a natty, that’s not natural muscle but steroids. Ancient ancestors were pretty skinny or muscle but lean tho

[@Panda-cute]

@@urielgonzalez900 what’s a natty? Y

[@urielgonzalez900]

@@Panda-cute it’s slang for a someone with unnatural muscle (steroid user).

[@udayeet]

@@urielgonzalez900 i think you meant "not natty", natty means natural in gym slang or was that sarcasm?

[@Spineless-Lobster]

“I live like my ancestors” - Lives in a mansion - Doesn’t eat fruits or vegetables - Eats raw meat instead of cooked - Has a jet-ski - Has a gun - Does workouts that build muscle instead of stamina - Preaches no cell phones while posting on TikTok - Sleeps on a wooden board Yes, I’m sure your ancestors are ✨smiling down on you✨

[@themusicaljunkie37]

He's well off... he's able to live like "the ancestral days." The rest of us don't have the choice to buy certain foods.. we buy what we can... Anyways, as I watching his whole rant about "phone bad" after showing that he sleeps on pieces of wood, he probably doesn't know how our ancestors live.

[@magnusbjrnli4363]

- taking roids ( i won’t say it is imposible he is naty But he looks like someone on roids)

[@ontxtteredwxngs]

@@themusicaljunkie37 that would require reading a book, and clearly he thinks our ancestors didn't read. seriously, did anyone see a single book in that house? XD his poor children

[@silasszklany9883]

@XenonZed exactly what I was thinking!!!

[@DestinysPookie]

Damn. And I thought I was a disappointment to my ancestors not being a doctor and all.

[@xime321]

As a physics major it always hurts my soul to hear "magnetic fields" thrown arround so non chalantly specially in sci fi movies. Also! Those electrical wires that power his house lights... They induce magnetic fields

[@endless2239]

yo.... don't mention the wires, don't send him to us engineers, we have enough problems dealing with the whole 5G people.

[@Caffeine_Addict_2020]

For real. What about all small electronics? Your cell phone charger, or LED lights are blasting EMF everywhere

[@michellehampton8748]

He clearly heard the word faraday and thought it sounded cool and did no other research and now we all find ourselves here.

[@orinblank2056]

Right? It's literally how they move electricity. Does he think it's just like a garden hose where all of the electricity flows along under the rubber or something?

[@Brian-dd2df]

This guy clearly doesn’t know that humans, homosapiens, are omnivores. His wife’s a fucking dentist. In 2 seconds she can show him what teeth are for meat and vegetables/fruits/nuts/etc

[@brittneyyyann]

She’s a biological dentist which isn’t based in science or reliable, she’s not a _real_ dentist. It’s pseudoscience.

[@travisallison2]

If we couldn't eat meat we would choke on every piece . Does he eat too much meat probably but humans can eat vegetables and meat were a different species

[@beelzemobabbity]

@@travisallison2 its not whether you can or can't eat meat, just that eating only meat or mostly meat isnt exactly the healthiest way to live.

[@travisallison2]

@@beelzemobabbity I totally agree with what you're saying. Having a Balanced diet with veggies fruits and meats is ideal

[@Roanoak]

If you want to eat like your ancestors just don't eat processed crap hunt for your food and farm. Why spend all this money on supplements when you can get that from veggies and fruit. I mean eat what you want, I just find their lifestyle more of a statement piece than a reasonable sustainable lifestyle for an average person.

[@fefe1111-y9c]

the irony of him trying to live like our "ancestors" while juiced to the absolute gills

[@Ac3Mustang]

Exactly

[@graciedix90]

I feel kind of bad for his kids. I get being allergic to a shit ton of stuff, but eating raw meat..... uhhhhh no. Also, Danny, there are things living on our skin.

[@ryder2156]

I would hope to god he would know that, or he just magically turned into the guy he makes fun of in his videos lol

[@ultrawandit]

without context that second line sounds so ominous

[@Miipmiip]

@loveutill theendoftimes not literally but salmonella is often in raw chicken and bacteria breeds on raw meat 👍

[@camm5245]

Danny has never heard of bacteria

[@EmissaryofWind]

Bacteria, mostly. The human bodies relies on a ton of micro-organisms to keep everything in balance, be it on the inside or the outside.

[@dadverine]

im an archaeology student and the notion men have that prehistoric people only ate meat is so funny. the majority of their diets consisted of plants.

[@mimi-fm7hz]

i don’t eat meat or dairy and i always have to hold my tongue when people tell me i live unnaturally 😭

[@BeastMaster-64]

@@mimi-fm7hz dude same lmao

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@mimi-fm7hz What do people think happened when hunting either didn’t go well or there was nothing to hunt? They just ignored all the plants they could eat and say “No, meat or starve”

[@stephanielewis709]

exactly, did they think people were out hunting every day? It would take weeks for a hunt to happen. Red meat was eaten every 2 to 3 weeks.

[@noface3641]

yeah, I am not an archaeologist, just vegan, and I know this😂 its funny to me every time people act as if a diet consistent of mostly meat makes sense for humans

[@JanitorJim56]

Fun Fact: Modern Humans’ stomachs are made for digesting cooked food, not raw

[@kusuossecretgf5401]

evolution is fucking amazing man!

[@JanitorJim56]

@@kusuossecretgf5401 Indeed it is. Both my parents are vets and they tell me shit like this everyday

[@kusuossecretgf5401]

@@JanitorJim56 I wish my parents could do that too lol!

[@JanitorJim56]

@@kusuossecretgf5401 haha well it has its pluses and minuses

[@kirttnabala2385]

Then what if a person started eating raw food since they were born?

[@VultureSkins]

6:14 dude really said “several professionals all gave us the same, consistent advice, so we, two average Folks, read A SINGLE BOOK and decided we know more than any doctor, then took our childrens’ lives into our own, non-medical professional hands. And you should too.”

[@DeathnoteBB]

People like Brian Johnson don’t know the word “consensus” they only know “conspiracy”

[@ariannebrodeur]

Nah bc my dad works EXACTLY LIKE THIS. IM NOT KIDDING. people like this man will find ONE person who claims to have a title like doctor or professor who says what they want to hear and they will subscribe to every WORD and ignore any other person with physical proof they are bonkers 💀 its so painful

[@kezvo0512]

To be fair it sounded like the medication didn't work and they kept trying to get different medications but they kept getting the same one from the docters

[@somedudeok1451]

Yep. Right wing conservative anti-intellectuals. What did you expect? You know they're against vaccinations and maybe even support Qanon. Bet they have some weird views about the jews as well. ^^ You can read these people like a book.

[@aeiro8312]

@@ariannebrodeur .

[@jalengregory1712]

Are you here because you watched the lying king and now you gotta rewatch this one

[@FNSManet]

yeah

[@zoewood5016]

Si

[@Colleen10119]

As someone with a life threatening food allergy I fear this man. Imagine going into an anaphylactic attack and about to use my epipen and he just says “not in this house” then I die

[@anastasiao4036]

I feel bad for his kids

[@xy4223]

"Damn I was just about to offer you some fresh, raw testicles too, works much better than prescription meds."

[@MobiusKun]

You merely didn't thrive

[@yuixan763]

@@MobiusKun darwinism at it’s finest lol

[@sean.furlong1989]

Imagine having type 1 diabetes, would he allow you to inject insulin?

[@chozoguy949]

Dear Danny, your hair looks pretty rad. Sincerely, Greg.

[@DimensionDevices]

Seriously Greg, his hair is taking over his head tho!

[@damboborna7669]

@@DimensionDevices it still looks good tho

[@willreilly7120]

And will

[@meowJACK]

A lot of guys start losing hair with age, Danny's just gets more powerful

[@DimensionDevices]

@@meowJACK It's an entity. We shall name it Bert. Bert is quite the entity unto itself.

[@connor5669]

Early humans were long distance runners. Building muscle like he does requires a huge amount of calories not possible to sustain until the advent of farming.

[@DeathnoteBB]

By building you mean abusing steroids?

[@theyhate._.aidenong8923]

Fair

[@DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek]

Hunter gatherers are slim

[@smilingzuko9613]

Exactly. And they're not shredded nor bulky most of the time. Just slim built and insanely strong.

[@theyhate._.aidenong8923]

@@smilingzuko9613 EXACTLY WHAT IM SAYING

[@GiGermanotta]

watching this just as he admitted to using steroids lmao

[@Jensenrobinb]

a n c e s t r a l

[@mariodamian103]

@@Jensenrobinb s t e r o i d s

[@The_Sin_Squad]

I'm very curious if this man's kids have MCAS (mast cell activation syndrome). When you have MCAS your body is on constant high alert, and floods your body with mast cells/histamine (hello allergic reactions) at the most mundane triggers. If Liver King's kids really did/do have MCAS, antihistamines like the ones the docs prescribed would have helped, but reducing the histamine in his kids' diet could also have made a big difference. Funnily enough, freshly-caught meat is very low in histamine, as are various fresh plants (a lot of processed foods are high in histamine or the preservatives can trigger allergic reactions). If this isn't all some kind of elaborate bit, then this guy is certainly off his rocker...but he may have accidentally stumbled upon a viable treatment for his kids' illness 🤔(ASSUMING THE MEAT IS COOKED LMAO)

[@allbymyshelf4125]

The treatments he said doctors were proposing seem very much like normal allergy treatments though? You get that reccomendation if you're severely allergic to even one thing. I think it would be hard to distinguish between MCAS and just having a kid with like dairy, gluten, egg, and fish allergies that they're likely to grow out of, just given the information we have (people tend to exaggerate and enough of the 8 main allergies would sure seem like 'being allergic to everything'). It's an interesting thought in relation to MCAS and a possible, albeit weird and miserable, treatment though

[@tiniestworm5612]

I was just about to comment this myself. I have MCAS and to an extent the whole...low histamine diet recommendation does sound familiar in some ways. The thing I was most puzzled by was the Epi Pens he mentioned, but I know some really severe MCAS can cause anaphylaxis so that could be what those were prescribed for. The other allergy medicine does just seem like standard antihistamine, which is all I was prescribed so...ahh, who knows honestly 😅

[@voluntaryismistheanswer]

You don't like sashimi and carpaccio and salami? Ok lol, but I'll temper the costillas I'm eating now with some raw this and that.

[@randomweeb9179]

@@allbymyshelf4125 Allergy medication are antihistamines. They may not do a whole lot when you think about it surface level. I have mild allergies, but I also have high histamine that causes a skin disorder and by taking my allergy medication (antihistamines) they stop most but one symptom from happening. Histamine is very weird and the general allergy pill would be the best for a kid to take.

[@lanceelliott2504]

I WAS THINKING MCAS I probably have mcas (being evaluated soon) and it set off alarm bells for me too

[@bethanywillis7443]

“My wife, the biological dentist, is currently-………what is a biological dentist???” The way he doubled back is so funny 😭

[@erickajoyflore7109]

Lol yeah

[@rylee9647]

Ex wife is a cyborg dentist

[@trackydoo]

My man here couldn't hunt a deer if it sat on his face. How he even exercises is amazing. Dude can hardly breathe just sitting there.

[@PrincePolaris]

I'd be on a different type of hunt if the deer would sit on my face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@jeffgayzose8129]

Steroids will do that to you

[@abcdefgh-fb5ny]

@@PrincePolaris pfp checks out

[@PrincePolaris]

@@abcdefgh-fb5ny yeah

[@peterburman5193]

I'm going to honor the struggle of my ancestors by enjoying the progress they made possible.

[@AM-kr4pv]

B-b-b-bingo! I've been really into history recently and it's really made me appreciate all the technology we have now and the way in which everyone built on the knowledge of our previous generations. And when I say technology I'm not even talking smartphones it's stuff like the flushing toilet and, well for me wheelchairs have been a pretty important invention I'm glad I'm alive for lol.

[@msd7544]

Liver dude’s ancestors, cussing his in heaven: "is this fucker mocking us? Do you know what I would have done to have a soft mattress to sleep on?!"

[@MermaidMakes]

Danny, the ancestral supplement isn’t nutrition our ancestors ate…it’s a supplement made FROM our ancestors! I was starting to get worried about where I was going to get my cocoa mix after grandpa’s ashes ran out. Thank goodness for the liver king!

[@hthumbs4072]

Aw shit, are we back to eating ground-up mummies like the Victorians??

[@MermaidMakes]

@@hthumbs4072 yes! mellified man, lovingly desiccated in fair trade organic honey.

[@LollypopWolf]

ancestral soylent

[@daphnetheia]

@@MermaidMakes Please don't say '(mel)lified'...

[@hasancasperlabuschagne7579]

The real question is...can we smoke it?

[@hilary111]

LOL this guy so rich he roleplaying "the struggle of our ancestors" while the rest of us are actually struggling.

[@AbuBased731]

envious much?

[@moth300]

@@AbuBased731 I don't think anyone would be envious of this lifestyle..

[@zophielparker]

I work in agriculture and I see this a lot. Folks want to cosplay poverty with agrotourism then go pop over to a Starbucks on the way home in their Range Rover (well, Tesla these days).

[@maintainingBW]

@@AbuBased731 people are just saying that he's just a scam artist that sells supplements while using PEDs, talking about a "primal" lifestyle while he uses the internet everyday and lives in a mansion and also has a body that definitely wouldn't be suited well for hunting

[@BeersAndBeatsPDX]

@@AbuBased731 No, no one is envious but I do appreciate that you used envious instead of jealous.

[@AnnaMorgause]

my dude is gonna be absolutely crushed when he finds out most food in hunter-gatherer societies was gathered and not hunted

[@rahulmenon4357]

They still exist today, but you are right about the gathered part.

[@astupidrandomperson7215]

Other than balls he also eats steroids

[@ktuck222]

You know this dude actually sleeps on a real bed and eats more than raw meat for food lol, he's preaching "primal lifestyle" but has guns and jet skis. The irony of him saying "this is a phone-free house" while posting videos on a phone every day is hilarious. And those poor kids, man... I feel so bad for those kids, living like that.

[@abcdefgh-fb5ny]

and you know they’re not doing well either. top 95th percentile in academics and 99th PERCENTILE in fitness?? in my school, that’s really fucking low. and dad boasting it shows he was probably 100th percentile in academics

[@icedcat4021]

@@abcdefgh-fb5ny that... means theyre in the top 1% in fitness. I think youre the one who needs to worry about their academics lol

[@wyattp8479]

@@abcdefgh-fb5ny I think you're thinking that 99th percentile means that they're at the bottom? It doesnt

[@greenchannelgreen]

I sense this entire scenario is unfolding in SoCal. In which case the house is a one day rental and the kids are actors. Only the guns and jet skis are real.

[@mystiohate6590]

Nice pfp

[@sammieq6728]

Failure to thrive is an actual medical term for kids, I wonder if “they did not thrive” meant his kids were below the percentage charts for weight and height, or if he is misusing the term

[@BlackPhoenixNight]

I came looking for this comment. I heard they didn't thrive and I wondered if he might have meant failure to thrive. It's a weird way of putting it but I guess I shouldn't be surprised lol

[@rooty]

Gee he sure seems like the kind of guy to use accurate medical terminology

[@ruminationstation4200]

My guess is they were failure to thrive and had a lot allergies and sensitivies. It would also make sense that the stress of that would be what first set off this trend of asceticism in his life.

[@alynsak]

As suspected, the man's on a ton of steroids and is lucky to even still be alive at this point. Made a whole brand off of a lie, but are we shocked?

[@spiffay7376]

Imagine being friends with his kids and sleeping over at their house

[@GregorBarclay]

bwahahahahahaha.

[@GregorBarclay]

And you know they all go to bed at like 7:30 and there's no tv. You'd be calling your parents to come pick you up before the sun went down.

[@quinevere]

bro omg i bet the liver princes beg their friends to sleep over anywhere but their house

[@salinebaseball17]

@@GregorBarclay nope you’re trapped! Your phone gonna be in that tinfoil garbage can!

[@sophzillaaa]

honestly if i was their friend id call the cops lmfao. this feels like child abuse.

[@spencerbowman1951]

For reference Liver king is most definitely on roids. Even with the best genetics in human history, you couldn't physically maintain such low body fat at that size for the duration that liver King has with out steroids. Fantastic video as always Danny 👏

[@kennalikespizza4515]

Absolutely correct me if I'm wrong, couldn't you also contain that physique through severe dehydration?

[@wannabeneko318]

@@kennalikespizza4515 No, that's only for muscle definition, not pure mass.

[@DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek]

It's not a fantastic video

[@pegsies.]

@@DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek dude just leave if you're so miffed, making 28 comments about how this video is awful, having no profile picture and making your profile less than a year ago gives off big spam account vibes. Are you just liver kings alt account

[@luckyst4r32]

Great job Danny.

[@anyatheron2003]

is nobody gonna talk about the part where danny starts grinding on the floor yelling, "THIS IS FOR YOU MIKE." bc thats too funny LOL

[@emmarayne5744]

Omg right I’ve been looking for this comment 🤤🤤

[@calvandergrift]

As a pharmacist in training, I can confirm, Allergy medicines help with allergies. And THAT is why they pay us the BIG bucks

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

Are you sure? I think I'm better off eating one pound of raw meat and the dead squirrel from the pool. 🤨

[@emeraldiguana7316]

@@crazyowlgirlcncowner a pound of dead pool squirrel please

[@beanbagblast9295]

“Allergy medicines help with allergies” ah yes, the floor here is floor

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

@@emeraldiguana7316 I'll throw in a few pine needles and a gallon of mud water for free.

[@emeraldiguana7316]

@@crazyowlgirlcncowner thank god it spices it up so much its very good after a simulated hunt :)

[@wesleybroadbent9290]

Is “Drink Water” not one of his tenants? Dude looks like he’s intentionally dehydrating himself to look more vascular

[@softnoobgirl73]

Yea

[@Abowloforangejuice]

True also his abdomen seems unnatural I think he’s taking somthing to get it to look like that

[@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733]

@@Abowloforangejuice He had abdominal etching

[@Abowloforangejuice]

@@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733 ah I have searched the term and Yes i agree with that I wonder if cavemen had liposuction 🤔

[@hearthatbird]

He is. He mentioned it in his Collab with Jessie James.

[@AlternativePyxel]

If someone is wondering what a successful simulated hunt is, it's basically when you go out and take go and "shoot" animals with a camera rather than a gun.

[@7ratsinasoup317]

The bullets are tiny tiny cameras

[@fenrirgg]

I shoot a deadly gaze

[@clemclemclemclemcl]

@@7ratsinasoup317 i ordered them from wish

[@chancewill6910]

Oh I really thought he was wandering his house pretending to be a lion. Pretty disappointed actually

[@user-qn3gd4yy4f]

Pokemon snap irl

[@alyssaisbest]

I think he forgot that most of our ancestors were hunter-gatherers, you know… like… gathering fruits and vegetables

[@b.w.22]

It’s funny to think how very few “ancestral humans” looked anything like this guy considering his size and that food scarcity was probably the single greatest challenge to early man. For a sense of this, look at the physiques of those that live closer to those conditions like tribesmen in the Amazon or in Borneo. Perhaps the greatest giveaway that something close to obsessive is going on here are the “faraday cages” for phones: if those phones get a signal, well then those EMF’s are still there, fella.

[@mechadonia]

The funny part is that there are people who live like hunter gatherers TODAY! Hadza people, there are some ppl that go out and live with them and film the entire experience on KZbin and u can see firsthand how our ancestors lived and looked like. The irony? They cook all of their meats!

[@b.w.22]

@@mechadonia - No kidding? I’d seen some people who’d gone to live with these tribesmen in Indonesia, I think? They were extremely close to living exactly as their people always had and seemed to get most of their calories from cooking sago palm into a sort of tasteless mush, but this was their ways and they did everything possible to minimize how much work went into creating those calories. They weren’t fake hunting, they real hunted when it suited them, and no one was “lifting.” It showed just how delicately balanced these people’s lives were - if they had to work too much harder for their food, it would have stopped making metabolic sense to burn the calories to make the food. And yeah, to what you’re saying, I think one would have to go way, way back into our past as animals, not even humans, where they weren’t cooking their meats. Cooking was a singular change that let us advance, but this guy is just eating plates of raw meat and liver? That’s monkey stuff, not human stuff.

[@patticake5367]

It's that trenbolone baby

[@stefanoraz27]

bornean here, i can confirmed we are not that bulky muscly 💀

[@b.w.22]

@Hunchoz - I’m just not as familiar with whichever peoples in Africa are living close to their “uncontacted” ways like the others. “African” history is pretty complicated and very often the tribes we think are these ancestral holders of the lands themselves had invaded those lands and displaced others only a few hundred years before.

[@bgregg55]

What, the liver king couldn't find a nice grounded cave to move into?

[@happypety6473]

as someone studying human psychology this pains me... I don't know which era of "ancestors" this man refers to, but either way he's doing them dirty

[@LegoKid131]

Liver king forgot to add the part where he was taking steroids... oops!

[@lrw6909]

You poor, poor man Tricked into consuming raw liver

[@neo-fm9yi]

this dude gave a literal meaning to we're evolving just backwards

[@MrAmunai]

"My boys of course are eating nothing tonight, they aren't fit to eat like a King. So they will be simulating a failed hunt." this is the best commentary i think i ever seen added to any video ever

[@OneTopic]

Danny is of a very Gregular height.

[@aedan9227]

Yeah

[@BeepBoy]

Me to

[@MrUssy101]

Why doesn’t he age though ???

[@milktea6676]

AKA medium

[@Illegalsaltkid]

Top tier pun Greg/Greg

[@felipeveloso1578]

"Our ancestors ate meat!" Our Ancestors after they invented the whole concept of agriculture: 👀👀👀

[@nakonakoboo]

Do a follow up now that he's been caught taking steroids!

[@SieMiezekatze]

ok but why does Danny with gray hair strands make him looks like the coolest kid in school...... I swear he be aging backwards

[@drunkhyena]

His hair has been seriously on point lately

[@marigoldsunflower]

Yes it's like Judd Nelson in the Breakfast Club

[@idontneedaname318]

I'm not sure if they're gray or it's so luscious it's just catching the light

[@speckledkiwi9611]

@@idontneedaname318 that's what I thought too, Lmao

[@yoitwasntme]

I thought those were added light blonde strands

[@okimawilcox1550]

Failure to thrive is an actual medical diagnosis. My kids were born with allergies and could not absorb enough nutrients to grow properly. Changed their diet. No dairy, no animal protein. They started growing and eventually grew out of the allergies and eat everything now

[@MrMcGrawAndTheBigFeathers]

Peak comedy is the pure atmosphere of sadness that emits from Liver King working out.

[@jackreacher4297]

That’s why you will never be a succcess because you are not willing to suffer for it

[@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466]

@@jackreacher4297 what is the liver king doing here specifically to be successful? Pulling a shitton of weight and having a breakdown on your way to the gym while hyped up on roids doesn't seem to be that great. Suffering does not equate to success.

[@Magical_LizardWizard]

​@@jackreacher4297 He's walking to a Gym with chains How about get some money first and then we can talk

[@shirendjorgee9320]

@@Magical_LizardWizard This is giving 'what colour is your bughatti?' energy

[@Magical_LizardWizard]

@@shirendjorgee9320 Yeah I know I made it like that on purpose

[@trashflower1971]

I'm concerned for this man's health and his children :(

[@labj143]

I completely agree. I'm fairly certain he is on steroids; judging from his enlarged chest, protruding veins and reddish skin. And I know that steroids are actually really commonly used but the side effects aren't to be ignored. Paranoia is one of them. So there is a good chance he believes the pseudoscience he is spouting.

[@aestheticvibez175]

i’m genuinely terrified that his kids will become disabled at some point in their life and the parents will just turn their backs on them

[@seansmusic1074]

@@labj143 I also think he’s on steroids because he has a bloated gut

[@goat634]

@@aestheticvibez175 its all made up they actually do what they want hes just doing it for views

[@charliebeareuwu]

So firstly, the “ancestral lifestyle” didn’t include nearly as much meat as Liver King thinks it did, it was actually Neanderthals who ate a primarily meaty diet. Secondly, prehistoric people would be very physically strong, but wouldn’t appear as bulgy as Liver king. This is because the muscles that bodybuilders develop are actually not necessarily the same ones that you would develop living a very physically active lifestyle. Flashy, bulgy muscles are not necessarily stronger, which is how we have the stereotype of the “strong, wirey guy”

[@bjam89]

Hell all those muscles makes moving harder, just slap a post it on their back and watch them be unable to get it off

[@charliebeareuwu]

@@bjam89the other thing is, building that kind of muscle requires a lot of food (and steroids, since the Liver King isn’t natty). Prehistoric man probably did not get that much food, leading to smaller bodies. Not to mention, all these little things like sleeping on the ground (they would likely have used furs and cloth to create comfortable beds), staying barefoot (in some regions yes, especially in hotter, humid environments, but during the ice age absolutely not), and “simulated hunts” (depends on who you were and where you were, horticulture was practiced by some native Americans for thousands of years), are nothing more than “caveman” stereotypes that no modern historian would accept as accurate

[@bjam89]

wonder how much of his diet is insects, cos sure as hell humans ate bugs back in the day and still do, we even have evidence of early humans having snail farms. that whole movement just feels like those modern day vikings who know nothing of what things really were like and just want to sound all macho and whatnot. @@charliebeareuwu

[@corgistaniel1150]

I heard "biological dentist" and my mind immediately went "Assigned Dentist At Birth"

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

SAME LMAOOO

[@BeepBoy]

SAME

[@Kitty-the-Bunny]

ASJDHFG ME TOO

[@lotofmalarkey434]

ADAB

[@PolentaTaragnarock]

The only real gender /j

[@thatoneguy4931]

15:45 Don't mind me just saving a clip for entertainment purposes

[@fartexplosion4480]

Liver King is 100% natural in the sense that he'd look like that if he took the juice

[@ThisOneGoes211]

The ancestral tenet of spending $12,000 a month on steroids

[@raresmircea7451]

😂😂

[@lynternet]

u ate

[@wertzupok1113]

@@lynternet no YOU ate

[@kapil3627]

@@wertzupok1113no the liver king ate (testicles)

[@musterd0962]

“So they will be simulating a failed hunt.” Is KILLING me.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Liver King" sounds like a nickname for a man eating cannibal tribe leader

[@missclick7609]

yo why did u change ur profile pic?

[@Thatonecrunchyy]

yes

[@cheerleaderofdoom766]

I wanna flow down the river With the male monarch of liver His muscles make me shiver His forbidden meat has me in a tither 🍖 🌊 🤴

[@What4Fun]

I keep seeing you everywhere

[@hyperbaroque]

Bring the outsiders to the Liver King HE WILL JUDGE THEM (translation, he will eat bits and pieces of them before deciding to eat their entire body)

[@MamaDoctorJones]

I am a doctor. 👀 commenting as requested…nothing else to add.

[@karlarao8736]

Lmaoo

[@meganredmon1191]

Kinda slapped me in the face seeing you here 😂

[@kateh2893]

Thank you for your service.

[@sorren150]

thank you for your wisdom

[@althyastar]

I'm glad I'm not the only adult woman who thinks Danny's videos are fantastic and hilarious 😆

[@VenatorPaleo]

Someone tell him that our ancestors ate roots, and fruit also. You know, that’s what a “hunter gatherer” is.

[@superrazor7617]

Also tell him that steroids were not invented yet

[@Dr_Sunshine222]

@@superrazor7617FOUL 😭😭

[@Himanshi.Y]

@@superrazor7617 💀💀

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

@@superrazor7617 I mean like horse piss and yams

[@luckyst4r32]

@@superrazor7617 I-

[@ncrpaulina7069]

"the kids got nothing to eat because they are simulating a failed hunt" had me dying hahaha

[@rumiyama3709]

@Hellbanisher Rockz îdsddfm

[@CptYesterday93]

just like the kids!

[@audreygemma]

Same! XD

[@gblikestosew]

@@CptYesterday93 💀 oh my god

[@emmanememmanem]

i cackled

[@mandymooncakes]

Imagine a "simulated hunt" is just him buying meat at the grocery store

[@kathleennewton370]

But he just decides to walk on all fours on the meat aisle lol

[@AAAHH111]

And he hisses at the poor people who walk by

[@pitrocius]

And he just starts screaming and sacrificing his poor children for some god after "securing" the meal.

[@yoursistersheatingpad]

@@pitrociusand he tortures those who question his God, feeding the deity with the torment and torture of those wretched, ignorant souls that may never be purified for their blasphemy. They will never reach reincarnation, and instead will worship their patron, The Liver King, and the almighty deity their patron worships.

[@macross270]

And then he takes every single meat from the meat aisle and dashes out of the store on all fours, without paying, as all the poor customers and employees look on at him in fear and confusion.

[@kalyssiaseptember]

This man has equal yet violently opposite energy to ThatVeganTeacher. They are clearly natural foes and their battle will be legendary

[@northstarjakobs]

Two people who don't understand human biology and dietary history!

[@potmeetkettle]

What is your profile pic from?

[@dracodracarys2339]

he will probably eat vegan teacher and say that herbivores are naturally prey for carnivores

[@ambercotrone]

Best comment

[@Koselill]

Idk if Danny didnt cover it or what, but he didnt actually shame anyone. Thats what pisses me off about thatveganteacher. He wants to be stupid and eat purely meat and sleep on wood? Fine. Cuz he's not pushing it on others and shaming those who dont. They're both diehards about their diets tho lol.

[@yetanotherrandomyoutubecha4382]

It's wonderful that he puts phones in a faraday cage to protect from the radiation but walks around outside all day without clothes or sunscreen

[@Nathan-dt2tu]

To be fair, unless you're extremely prone to sunburn, be extremely careful what brand of sunscreen you buy. A surprising amount of them can give you skin cancer. Yes, I get accused of wearing a tin hat regularly for that, however that's no longer a crazy stance since the news has finally acknowledged it as of around a year ago. Sunscreen gives you skin cancer.

[@yetanotherrandomyoutubecha4382]

@@Nathan-dt2tu Do you have a source on that? I've never heard anything of the sort

[@Woopor]

Next thing you know he’ll be sunbathing inside a microwave because there wasn’t no puny ozone layer to protect the ancestors (I don’t actually know if there wasn’t an ozone layer when primates emerged, just joking and stuff)

[@Walleyedwosaik]

Sooooo just aaaaaaggghhhhhh it’s so FUCJINF stoooooopid gaaaaaghhghgg

[@justadel2]

Well it's actually not as bad as it sounds

[@Reynallday]

I really love his wife calling him "The Bear" even though he wants to be called the "Liver King". Reminds me of four year olds wanting to change their name to Firetruck Ninja or some nonsense

[@_Frostline_]

What do you mean by nonsense? Firetruck Ninja sounds awesome.

[@theswissmiss69]

@@_Frostline_ my exact thought!!!

[@poopylafartso3221]

😂

[@LittlefoxElle]

Lazer Fartass

[@theswissmiss69]

@@LittlefoxElle is that what you‘d like to be called?

[@vladdtronnz6924]

Imagine in 200 years people like him will be doing simulated grocery runs

[@Solznmid]

“They must be careful when choosing milk. They have to be hesitant, because the wrong choice will lead to them choosing a gallon of milk with an early expiration date” 🐅

[@CalamitasCalliope]

One of the most dangerous places in the grocery store was the Deli section. This would force our ancestors to interact with competing families, and if resources were limited it may lead to a fight that would end in both parties going without food. We have recorded accounts of a similar event happening on a global scale during the Covid-19 pandemic

[@candi4202]

@@CalamitasCalliope ha ha ha ha ha ha. True story

[@internal.rage.]

Anyone know the song that starts at 8:05

[@n000d13s]

No. Regular people will be doing simulated grocery runs. People like him will still do simulated hunts.

[@cameronsitton501]

So what we know about this guy: - hates that humans are using fire to cook food - loves to eat liver - holy shit it's the eagle that's punishing Prometheus - he's that eagle

[@RonaldC]

Underrated comment absolute fire

[@pearlhwva]

@@RonaldC idk if this was an intentional pun or not but either way, it made me bust a lung XD

[@Arloooooooo_]

@@pearlhwva HAH

[@chrisdavis8650]

Is he aware, that our ancestors used fire?

[@reaganjex1404]

That’s genuinely hilarious

[@sampuffer8099]

Danny: “I mean he does sound happy in all of his videos” The Liver King 5 minutes earlier: *wails in despair while lifting 1000-pound weights*

[@everybody48]

this comment made me hysterical for 2 minutes I love this video so much

[@rae7864]

LOOOL that's exactly what i thought.. So fucking funny

[@P-P-Panda]

**augh-ah-hah** 🏋️‍♂️

[@DeathnoteBB]

“I don’t know if it’s possible to get this way naturally” _man has so much muscle with no fat it could only be obtained with drugs_ Me: 👁👄👁 Like even if that is possible naturally, that’s completely unhealthy!

[@drpibisback7680]

I mean, I'd also probably scream in agony trying to drag that much heavy shit, but that's why I'd just not do that.

[@MissCutechan]

The fact that this mans eats ONLY proteins and fat and is constantly out of breath for no reason stresses me the hell out

[@polyfoxgames9006]

Steroids

[@HAbarneyWK]

@@polyfoxgames9006 yeah, love it how he promotes "ancestral" living, yet is obviously not natty.

[@karla9319]

Man’s got scurvy

[@everychannel1025]

Optimal on its own, but steroids fuck it up

[@haleyvilla6299]

The cholesterol😳

[@Eyeball44]

I am concerned that he thinks our “ancestors” didn’t eat vegetables.. that was literally a fundamental part of early human’s diets

[@voluntaryismistheanswer]

What's the proof of that assertion? Just curious, with carbon dating and all

[@holylettuce4730]

@@voluntaryismistheanswer carbon dating? What does that have to do with early human diets?

[@themusicaljunkie37]

It's almost as if he just doing some revisionism about our ancestors just to excuse his bizarre bad lifestyle

[@willyeeton4390]

@@themusicaljunkie37 he's not doing it to excuse himself, he's doing it to sell his "ancestral" supplements. He knows exactly what he's doing.

[@elyseb7372]

@@voluntaryismistheanswer carbon is in all living matter (both plant and animal), so carbon dating wouldn't be a problem when archeologist come across ancient preserved veggies and fruits. But there's plenty of evidence that indicate ancient humans ate plants, just like meat. Usually the remains of these plants are found buried in baskets or preserved in the mud of archeological dig sites. Not to mention, agriculture itself is an amazing testament to relationship between plants and humans! Wild corn looks completely different to your standard domesticated corn for example.

[@sethappleton7628]

"We don't want any electromagnetic fields in our house" The spinning molten core of the earth : "guess I'll die"

[@imrandpm]

literally all visible light: 👁👄👁

[@KeanuG95]

Sun and space radiation and stuff

[@evelyntheidiot6]

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one thinking this lol... there's no way to avoid radiation

[@jordanvaughan768]

This comment is gold

[@cologist]

@@jordanvaughan768 Pure gold!

[@Simbley]

fascinating he's not like those people that build their own house in the woods and live without modern convenience he just does some uncomfortable things while also living in a mansion its bizarre

[@msd7544]

Yeah like he replaced his bed by a wood plank, but dude uses plates and electricity for some reason. Also I’m pretty sure gyms hadn’t been invented yet in ancestral times, and neither was beard oil.

[@mat0920]

And he doesn't shower or wear deodorant. Seriously

[@lordmage2196]

Just reading this comment and also reply from @M sd and I almost died xd

[@tunafish5462]

​@@msd7544 Also I am pretty sure our ancestors didn't wax their chest hair....so you would expect him to be the hairiest man alive but I guess Zeus was the "ancestor" he was going for with that beard and abs.

[@ddjsoyenby]

ikr.

[@daydreaminboy7671]

all jokes aside this is why we need to teach kids how to be media savvy so they can spot a scam when they see one

[@malum9478]

fuck kids--adults need that shit. a ton of the people that fall for this shit is dudes in their 20's-30's.

[@FortuitousOwl]

@@TRlabel that’s just not true lol

[@mammoneymelon]

@@TRlabel oh you sweet summer child

[@TRlabel]

@@mammoneymelon OMG your so mature😱

[@mammoneymelon]

@@TRlabel i was literally implying that people on the internet (including myself) are very dumb sometimes and fall for obvious scams. if grown adults can't spot scams and catfishing, 11 year olds definitely can't

[@tburkalurk9888]

This guy says he does the “ ancestral” life style but he doesn’t know that they knew how to cook with fire

[@tgoelst]

And also that people used to eat mainly fruit vegetables and nuts

[@manxiefeathermoon9888]

Meat was rare

[@girlingreen1733]

Also that the animals we did prey on were HUGELY different

[@carbonatedPigeon]

@@tgoelst and the fruit, vegetables, and nuts we eat now are completely different because we've artificially selected for them to be sweeter, bigger, and more edible

[@AM-kr4pv]

@@girlingreen1733 yeah things like sheep and cows have been domesticated for thousands of years, they're so far from what they originally were bred from. Much like most dogs don't exactly resemble wolves.

[@DialecticRed]

I keep hearing "the liver king" as "deliver king," which just makes me think of him as the world's most jacked mailman

[@AGoofyJester]

New character idea!

[@graydoesthings]

Actually I’d like to keep my liver.

[@forthelowpriceof4.99]

​@@graydoesthingstoo bad

[@evanshere484]

i thought deliver as in slay b4 reading the rest💀

[@jackiele8311]

He un-delays the delayed orders.

[@michaelpurnell5203]

“My kids are eating nothing, they are simulating a failed hunt” lmaooooo

[@KairiMorin]

So child abuse.

[@overworkedwarlock94]

Yeah, if he actually did that I would be furious.

[@wwildan8961]

God of War in real life

[@involvedsilver]

@@wwildan8961 You mean Kratos?

[@thomasstone3480]

wow bean dad but for meat

[@goosegoose5737]

Y’all, “our ancestors” did not deprive themselves by choice. If they had the same resources available as we do, there is no way they would choose to sleep on a wooden slab and eat raw meat.

[@Cat-fq3pt]

Exactly. Didn't they usually live to the age of 45 too? (English isnt my first language so if the sentence is weird sorry)

[@Brynwyn123]

They also started eating grains pretty early and started out from the beginning eating mostly fruit, seeds, starchy roots etc with only some meat.

[@camerondundale811]

@@Cat-fq3pt that sentence was perfect! and also, you are right

[@nickspencer2207]

@@Cat-fq3pt Actually no! The average age of people back then was around 45, you’re right, but that didn’t actually mean most people lived to 45! Most people lived to around 80, like us, except a lot of people died as babies, so it brought the average way down. Great English by the way!

[@SallyB_23]

@@Brynwyn123 OMG Exactly!!! Meat was extremely hard to come by since you had to actually go out and spend pretty much all day waiting for enough game to come along and then the act of killing it and carrying it back was super difficult as well so....yeah

[@CadillacBandit]

Just here to let Danny know we’re all waiting for his follow up after the Liver King came out as the Steroid King

[@hahafunnichannel]

Done

[@FortuitousOwl]

Second channel

[@ashmitsavsani2785]

I like the fact that he tells us he sleeps on wood but during the shoutout for mike you can see a queen size bed behind him

[@beeboobae]

that’s what i was wondering

[@gregscrabshack2307]

to be fair whenever my back hurts i sleep on the floor. works for me

[@jaybee4118]

He’s such an obvious liar about it all.

[@therealtony2009]

@@jaybee4118 you were right

[@drbright10]

@@jaybee4118 you’re right

[@moosey7165]

Hey Danny, just to let you know I noticed some potential goofing-around directly after you finished telling us about your strict no-goofing-around new years resolution. I thought you might wanna hear about this incase you were unaware. We're here for you man, stay strong!

[@TradBarbie]

Yes!! Hold him accountable!! It's the only way he'll get better.

[@asa.8691]

Classic Drew, always breaking his promises

[@bislama1]

@@asa.8691 cody ko can’t stick to his word smh

[@WhimsicalLittledawg]

It must be really hard for him to stop, so hopefully this works!

[@yesiexist7113]

Yes, I also noticed this and felt somewhat disappointed in Danny because he was breaking his resolutions in the first few weeks

[@atomosvrial1708]

Early humans: we eat bread, honey, and COOKED meat. This guy: RAW FLESH........ And several million dollar home, jet skis, and fully automatic rifles JUST LIKE OUR ANCESTORS!!

[@sleepysera]

Well I think he is trying to simulate a time BEFORE humanity started using fire. But even then, meat was just a part of their diet...

[@barbarazottis5915]

@@sleepysera oh yes, the famous cave men food: yogurt lol

[@zestyghost4616]

Yeah and the earliest humans had hunter gatherer societies and most of their food was gathered because hunts often failed and didn’t always bring back food at all much less enough for everyone to live entirely off it, so he’s literally just wrong

[@timdevisser4947]

fully automatic rifles are prohibitively expensive and require a class 3 dealers license. He does not have fully automatic rifles.

[@leoh2502]

@@sleepysera That's going back about two million years. Those guys were not really the "humanity" we are today in evolutionary terms, which means that our effective ancestors never primarily ate uncooked meat.

[@taylorharrison2274]

I feel like the funniest part of this is that literally nothing he does has ever been done by anyone's ancestors

[@ryswyk5894]

Seriously like…if you showed his videos to someone 2000 years ago they’d be so confused on why he’s not cooking his meat with fire, how the fuck he’s so muscular(steroids), why he doesn’t eat fruits/veggies, and why he CHOOSES to sleep on a wood box💀

[@s.s.r.c.p.b.5583]

@@ryswyk5894 and confused about the whole video bit

[@lamppost6194]

@@ryswyk5894 yeah if I was one of my ancestors I totally would've been like "ooga ooga chaka"

[@Callimo]

Right? I'm presuming he's living in that modern house....with a fridge and freezer, and multiple rooms, and upholstery made of man made fabrics, an indoor bathroom, windows with panes... Yeah, he's LARPing living in the past. If he was actually living in, say, the Bronze Age, he would be cryyyying xD

[@czylbauer5812]

Right right. I was like did he go back in time and check for himself?

[@LonelySandwich]

“crushed raw testical” is a phrase i never thought i would hear

[@arnav.s3030]

Reply to this with random and I mean random things

[@Kastingg]

Just like mom used to make

[@Psycheitout]

This guy is going to die of listeria. Just like our ancestors.

[@JustTooManyPuppies]

@@Kastingg you ever wonder why the men mom brings into her room dont come back out

[@Leakingmeat]

Certified comment bot moment

[@socialistrecyclebin]

This aged like a fine wine

[@runawayspacefugitive]

This video aged beautifully

[@aprroxit3633]

🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@caminey7455]

Context?

[@YNEA.]

@@caminey7455 email got leaked that he has spent 12k per month on steroids

[@runawayspacefugitive]

@@caminey7455 I don't exactly know what the Liver king did but he got himself into some hot water. You're going to have to watch a video on him to understand what's going on

[@sheepart1078]

Honestly I'd vibe with this dude way more if he lived in a house made of wood and cobblestone and had a dirt floor and if he only hunted with a spear he doesn't go all in and I think he's weak for that

[@screamsformemes]

This comment is so powerful

[@riveramnell143]

He also seemed to scoff at the idea of vegetables, which our early ancestors would definitely would have eaten if they found them (same with fruit). That’s the “gatherer” part of hunter-gatherers.

[@ashknight6696]

seriously! it's so infuriating how he picks and chooses what counts as "ancestral". he presumably still uses air conditioning/central heating, indoor plumbing, guns, testosterone steroids, etc... but noooo, his meat has to be eaten RAW, of course our "ancestors" couldn't use fire to cook food 🙄

[@preface6612]

Ikr!! I was just thinking like where's the hay mattress 😡 why would u sleep on a wood plank like what ancestor slept on planks?? Prisoners??? 😂😂

[@aymuhspunj]

Primitive Technology type vibe.

[@gerudo849]

People like this always underestimate how many vegetables ancient humans ate. They're always like "mm yes meat" when our real ancestors were eating every wild plant they could possibly find.

[@jonathansports1036]

Literally though. A lot of human diets through history were mostly vegetarian. Eating a lot of meat in ancient times was a sign of major wealth and privilege.

[@anthropomorphicpeanut6160]

For some reason this comment made me crave salad

[@aendra6495]

He needs the true ancient diet: using up all your energy failing to hunt with a crappy spear, starving for days in the winter and accidentally eating poisonous mushrooms.

[@gnosis2871]

Yeah, for most of human history most people couldn't afford to eat meat everyday

[@brody1153]

They ate everything they could including every living animal they could mange to kill not just plants

[@nicoleoneill1856]

Our ancestors 🤝 anabolic steroids

[@stupidshiba]

I don’t know why he eats his food raw, the ability to make fire was like the first thing that made us special

[@Hobad1]

It's a cool gimmick that gets the idiot hordes on tiktok or IG or wherever to buy his junk supplements. Why work when you can exploit the clueless armies of marching morons? Take roids, fleece dummies = profit?

[@spaceyvoid4202]

He's just wasting Prometheus' efforts

[@MegaraTheUnwise]

@@spaceyvoid4202 I mean, considering how into liver he is, I feel like he’d be more on the side of the eagle

[@dopesickdog]

some nutrients and beneficial bacteria get destroyed by heat, but that's mostly plant tissue; refusing to cook meat is like long-term Russian roulette

[@cleverusername8319]

@@MegaraTheUnwise I'm kinda shocked nobody really responded to this reference

[@erinbailey7940]

Danny’s hair is gradually approaching its final form. A sentient being. A formidable enigma.

[@vegeta6169]

I thought it was Drew!

[@maximummax7232]

Wym? Danny's hair took over Danny's brain years ago

[@nishantpajni1750]

gregma

[@divavthataintme]

E I was your 999/1000th like (someone liked at the same time as me-)

[@Fallenemiko]

I’m not even joking, I was watching his hair at least half on the time, wondering how he managed that level of body in his hair