Bad Instagram: Fake Fact Accounts

[@RoastFlea61]

Cop: “sir do you know why I pulled you over today” Me: *”I’m legally allowed to leave”*

[@rachael2873]

Me: Heres my pass now I can leave! *speeds away before officer can read the pass* Officer: What the fuck is wrong with her?

[@carbony26]

911 likes.

[@jadegreenleaf781]

@@carbony26 is this proof of time travel?

[@overallaverage8546]

KT Wapenyi You were 15 minutes late to your college lecture so now youre getting towed

[@LeechLunch]

Cop: but sir, *i'm legally allowed to pull you over*

[@ghostgoboo8328]

Kidnapper: you’re going to stay here until we get the money Person: sorry but I’m legally allowed to leave Kidnapper: understandable, have a good day

[@sovietcat5788]

Why why did you do this

[@spidertransrightsarehumanr5433]

@@sovietcat5788 Ye

[@temptedbyartjewelry5892]

aah ur scary

[@nicomom9534]

The person's legally allowed to leave the kidnapper even if he didn't score 200

[@immereeree4857]

Yes lol

[@vebvin]

Police officer: “Ma’am, you murdered twelve children and used their limbs as pins, and used their skulls as bowling balls. How do you explain?!” Me: *pulls out legally skilled identification card* Officer: oh shit lol my bad

[@hanawaiii]

WJDHSSHAHDHAH

[@simone570]

is this something u did?! (joke) ((ik im so punny))

[@fxx5970]

you were clearly vibing while making that comment

[@simone570]

@@fxx5970 yesh

[@jamieeisinger1833]

Wow so relatable

[@nqrtzy8765]

I love how “Mice love cheese” and “Cheese is not their favorite food” don’t even contradict each other

[@koiifsh]

if they eat a lot it can clog up their digestive tract though so (edit) explanation for why i commented this: i read somewhere that eating cheese could kill mice, but i wasn't completely sure if it was true or not so i left that part out and just said the clogging up their digestive tract part please please stop replying to this and reminding me how stupid i am

[@tonyfishstick6069]

@@koiifsh won’t stop em from loving them

[@koiifsh]

@@tonyfishstick6069 i guess so, but personally i wouldn't be a fan of a food that could severely hurt me

[@tonyfishstick6069]

@@koiifsh well mice are stupid

[@superkoszatniczki3098]

fun fact: mice love sausages. Seriously. That's the best way to trap them in my experience

[@meruemfan4950]

someone: spell icup me: uhh..i- i- cnp

[@emptyice]

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[@emptyice]

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[@emptyice]

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[@karentookthekids537]

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[@kristelsapper1101]

Kid called n:

[@xneonisneonx]

Ad: Are you math enough? Me: *crying at the dinner table trying to do my homework* no NO NO IM NOT

[@will_cas]

Omg that’s true

[@Dylanraptor]

No one was math enough to begin with

[@toruhagakure9133]

If I found my kid in the future crying at the dinner table because of math homework IMMA CRY WITH THEM

[@princesschelsy7739]

AAAAA

[@Boomleon341]

Lmao

[@gondal4]

Bartender: Sir you're underage, you cant drink. Me: I'm legally skilled. *Pulls out fake ID* Bartender: Oh, sorry for the inconvenience .

[@braulioram3382]

Bartender: However, you should sit before drinking

[@NivekTheEnigma]

r/thathappened

[@c-gcoconutgun2577]

kevin ezzell r/wooosh

[@NivekTheEnigma]

@@c-gcoconutgun2577 Not really

[@dominic4143]

kevin ezzell wooooooooosh

[@makya]

"It's best to sit down peacefully" ...As opposed to standing violently?

[@peanutbutter7726]

What about sitting violently instead of sitting peacefully?

[@makya]

@@peanutbutter7726 Ok but how does one sit violently?

[@peanutbutter7726]

@@makya By attacking somebody while sitting.

[@YallSuckLMAO]

Flip into the chair?

[@peanutbutter7726]

@@YallSuckLMAO You could also do that!

[@ZHBG-ll7fy]

A good question is if one can be *illegally* skilled

[@awesomealiza4351]

ZHBG 9224 I am *illegally* skilled

[@taiyorenai7690]

“Sir, you’re under arrest for carrying an illegal amount of skill”

[@xanhurts4851]

Taiyo Renai 😂

[@jassoka3201]

FBI OPEN UP

[@jokecity9305]

woah 666 likes.

[@spudd5832]

Dude the girl can’t leave Jonathan because she’s not legally allowed to leave.

[@yeah89347]

can't leave or she'll get slapped by legal

[@yesman3993]

I’m gonna make it 1k likes

[@SRGlalve]

Manisha Guha says otherwise

[@rooky1059]

Anyone gonna talk about his profile

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

Maybe he gives her candy for cuties?

[@awesomesauce4115]

There is a very crucial step Police officers go through during police academy. They all have to pass these games to become legally skilled

[@averyyoungsquid4953]

Seems legit

[@Spiral_Squid]

I saw an Instagram fact account that would tell you "basic English vs. advanced English" and one of the posts was this: Basic English: she was crying loudly Advanced English: she was bowling his eyes out

[@sortanormal]

‘She was bowling ‘his’ eyes out wait that fact account needs to go back to school

[@Dahk]

They purposefully make these ads dumb and full of errors because it creates more engagement for the post of people calling out or correcting it, which then pushes it to more people

[@Sawgrass-TML]

She and his when talking about one person? Damn they went trans quick! (No offense to anyone)

[@kamiljastrzebski6510]

hyper advanced english: Bawling eye she his were.

[@Paxychi]

@@kamiljastrzebski6510 too basic. its more like: she was burrying they're for his see-ers initially

[@sarahhughes6561]

another ad i see often for mobile games are split screens, where they say things like “my mom vs my dad” or “professional vs noob”

[@thegoodthings6221]

Yeah except their nails are the same

[@thegoodthings6221]

Therefore they are fake

[@sarahphiel]

those are so dumb

[@soleyalexandrabahnerjonsdo9798]

Me too

[@shinaweena]

I wanna like this but it’s 69

[@manishaguha152]

She left her boyfriend because she was legally allowed to leave

[@demothiguillermo2951]

Yeet

[@tr1cksh0t_99]

Lmaaooo

[@mammothmoth8967]

I haven't laughed at a KZbin comment in a while but this SENT me

[@JRF1004]

And because he wasn’t legally skilled

[@ThemanthelegendKenny]

Lmao

[@RealClutchMcGee]

*drinks water standing up* *immediately gets arthritis and has a heart attack*

[@Turnibean]

www.quora.com/What-happens-if-we-drink-water-while-standing?

[@brieei]

I laughed way too hard at this

[@bradcampbell3502]

*I F Y O U B R E A T H E Y O U H A V E T O B L I N K *

[@ghostytrickster4673]

OKAY I FOUND THIS FUNNY, but I also cried ;-; s a d l y

[@sydney_pepper]

unoriginal

[@EmilyinEPCOT]

Danny 2018- Mobile games' bad ads aren't interesting enough to make a whole video one Danny 2021- Has not only a 6+ part series, but an entire investigation which he funded with thousands of dollars

[@CWRoederer]

DANNY: "Bad Ads aren't good enough to make a full video about." DANNY: [makes like six or seven more videos solely about Bad Ads]

[@paperclip2075]

Also known as *Badads!*

[@constantTVstatic]

@@paperclip2075 *a h y e s, t h e t i m e b e f o r e b a d a d s* /:)

[@sebsbeehotel]

C.W. Roederer i was gonna say that😂😂

[@shhhh187]

Give him benefit of the doubt. He didn’t know in advance that more and more Badads would keep popping up so he didn’t think they were worth a full video. Maybe, that’s a possible answer. Still funny tho lol

[@caseym4007]

Kirby Krazy Mads BB (Before badads)

[@i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r]

Who knew after all this time Edgar Allan Poe was just a really skilled caterpillar

[@Chromaggia]

Sing the beginning of Moana

[@i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r]

Chromaggia I find your choice of words amusing

[@rchlgthry3695]

@@Chromaggia it’s the circle of life

[@rishoulddie8377]

HELLO FELLOW HIDGENS STAN

[@i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r]

Hiiii

[@peterqueally1144]

Sorry lads, gotta run. The cops are coming because I was illegally skilled.

[@Dylanraptor]

*gasp* you monster!

[@peterqueally1144]

@@Dylanraptor dont tell them I'm here

[@Bee-kv5tx]

@@peterqueally1144 **me picks up phone** **and continues to watch Danny like a saw nothing**

[@mattythecatty6814]

Danny Gonzalez and Black Clover I have found my people

[@peterqueally1144]

@@mattythecatty6814 yes

[@gabri_cheesellamasneeze9006]

I am happy to inform you that "Greg -the fastest growing army on the internet" is in the Urban Dictionary

[@hinhizo2904]

How do you know that

[@beesbuzzzz]

​@@hinhizo2904 i think they looked it up but you weren't supposed to

[@PlatoonGoon]

Can't anyone add literally anything to urban dictionary though

[@anothercastle17]

@@PlatoonGoon🎶Yes, that’s the joke🎶

[@enxreau4577]

when my cat was looking up at the celling i just thought, “eh it’s just a ghost”. So i went on with my day and at night turns out it wasn’t a ghost and it was a roach and the roach killed me so now my cat stares at me :).

[@lexiexcx]

Enxreau this whole comment was just a rollercoaster of emotions

[@enxreau4577]

Strawberry Pimp thanks that’s my j o b

[@bloodmaged]

what

[@june.b.buggin]

That sounds like a personal issue

[@amarismorgan195]

...wacky

[@autumn6401]

Or those annoying ads that say "It took me hours to finish level one!" , "I dare you to finish level one" , "Mom vs dad" , "Noob vs pro" , or "Girl vs boy"

[@rosep.377]

I love all my pets I knowwww

[@SimranYTSUBSCRIBE]

Yep

[@sanjaya5805]

I hate Mom vs Dad ones

[@yousefhadi2332]

And they mess up the noob vs pro. It shows the pro but it says it’s a noob.

[@emmah9578]

Aren’t some of those advertisements from Voodoo? They make a bunch of mobile games and usually a lot of people play them, mostly kids of course. Regardless, it’s working in their favor so if anything it’s good advertising, it’s fucking annoying to get it on your feed constantly, but it does work well in their favor..

[@fatimahmaze8112]

Astroid: *coming to earth" NASA: oh shit *starts up earth and moves it out the way*

[@bowtomemortalscum6292]

NotYourGreatestPlan the distance it supposedly missed us by would be 119,450 miles. The earth moves at around 16 2/3 miles per minute/1,000 mph. “Just minutes earlier” at _most_ i would give around 20 minutes. 16 2/3 times 20 would be 333 1/3 miles, which is not anywhere near two times closer than the moon. The earth would have had to move at 7,166.9 (repeating) miles per minute, or 430,019.9 (repeating) miles per hour. Now i don’t know if the technology nasa hypothetically used to move the earth increases or decreases the speed, or how long it would take to make sure we don’t push ourselves out of orbit or towards the asteroid. ..i think

[@peanutbutter_pancake]

Phoenix Feather I applaud u

[@bowtomemortalscum6292]

NotYourGreatestPlan what the hades is superman’s neck

[@dreadpiraterobin8379]

Very funny that Danny thought bad Instagram ads wouldn't give him enough content for a full video but now Badads is one of his longest running series.

[@tullyrice4189]

Danny: If he doesn't know the difference between cup and cnp, you should break up with him. Dyslexic people:

[@xinvader_iceex]

I feel personally attacked lmao

[@jerimiahdavis4837]

Em too

[@sacredpeach710]

Dyslexic people: yuo frkin demass!!!!!!

[@paulamanning5053]

cup vs cnb

[@roonilwazlib4433]

👁 👄 👁

[@nannersnoodles9305]

Don't play this at dinner, *JONATHAN* . *I miss you* .

[@ana7icia]

it's been years since the release of his iconic "letter" vine and his go-to boyfriend name is *still JONATHAN.*

[@quackkith]

ciaberger IKR LMAOAO

[@overallaverage8546]

Idk what youre talking about that was drew gooden and this channel is drew gooden and danny gonzalez does not exist

[@pradeepakannan3594]

Army💜🔥

[@yoavsh11]

Which Jonathan hurt him

[@matheuspinheiro4796]

Don't worry now he is *DIO*

[@Jake-xl4if]

I got an ad for one zombie theme match three puzzle game and it said “don’t play this game if you’re happy”

[@gxdhabakkagw6268]

Level one: CUP CNP Level two: Sacrilegious Sacrelegious

[@unidentified7463]

Oh geez

[@silver4168]

Lmao

[@troy5094]

level three: pregnant pregante

[@excelll3332]

@@troy5094 Did you mean *gregnant?*

[@troy5094]

Excelll 333 lolololol

[@wet_chicken_slap6108]

You don’t play it at dinner because if you do you’ll get so mad that you can’t AET

[@yousefhadi2332]

Hola Amigos HAHA that’s hilarious!

[@mars111]

This deserves more likes lmao

[@gibbybiggestfan1949]

Or you could spill your CNP of water

[@yournee2837]

Lol

[@urspeciesfeces1823]

Underrated 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m sad

[@ethanlacey6457]

im just imagining some guy named greg whos high clicking on this video not knowing who Danny is and freaking out over the intro

[@notherelol]

Gae

[@puppizai]

@@notherelol *gæ

[@emilytalerman3567]

Like that episode of Last Week Tonight

[@micah7608]

nice pfp 😎🏳️‍🌈

[@gordonramslay9955]

Anyone with a pride flag as their profile picture automatically attracts all of the gays in the replies.

[@LILBABYN0THING]

The thing about the inventor of email is actually wild. I looked it up because i was like "the inventor of email is the same age as my mother and invented it as a teen in the 70s? Wtf" anyway turns out that 1. it's a massively disputed claim, 2. He was in a long term relationship with Fran Drescher and claims they got married even though they didn't, and 3. His Wikipedia article immediately describes him as being "known for promoting conspiracy theories, pseudoscience and unfounded medical claims". Dude has 4 college degrees including a PhD, he's clearly not dumb, he just fucking loves lying apparently

[@gr33ngirlsea]

Fran Drescher from The Nanny?? Wild!

[@emmee_00]

I just drank water standing up...and my cat just stared at me... Am I dead for drinking water standing up...

[@VintageRose_05]

This might be late but yes

[@franklinokra6996]

yes

[@gumbly4174]

Yes sir

[@aaronlandry3934]

R.I.P. you 1578-2019. Died of muscle tension and heart difficulty caused by drinking water while standing up.

[@kelcianatemplemire6477]

Yeah you are dead because that is how life works with standing up, drinking water.

[@thetableoflegend9814]

“Legally allowed to leave” I’m pretty sure this is related to the “if the teacher doesn’t show up for 15 minutes you’re legally allowed to leave”

[@james_medlin]

Yes

[@samueldeadman5733]

I was about to make this comment

[@auntiem0thman]

Is that even a real thing?

[@maxbracegirdle9990]

@@auntiem0thman Depends on the school I guess. But the rumor is present all over the world from France to the US to New Zealand

[@catz_circus]

@@auntiem0thman One of my friends had looked it up while waiting for our English teacher to get into the class and it was false

[@anishayasmin5727]

"I think you can pull yourself a mans who knows how to spell cup"

[@savsavergd7113]

Anisha Yasmin *cnp

[@anvypieender5804]

As someone who's into spirituality I'd like to say that the "places of birth" thing weirded me out too. You don't have to believe in ghosts to think of that as new information.

[@jasperjazzie]

i can only assume it meant that ghosts return to the place they were born or grew up or whatever, but even then i'm not sure if that makes a ton of sense

[@gwest3644]

Maybe it’s some kind of pro life thing and they’re saying the ghosts of aborted babies hang out there

[@ZoobiethePopplio]

It's probably because people can die from giving birth.

[@laurafelton3866]

*Plot twist:* This whole video is one of their weird marketing strategies and danny tries to act like he isn't part of this

[@lydiac3359]

Laura Felton loll

[@rachael2873]

Danny secretly wants to legally leave.

[@megansenrab559]

Laura Felton lol

[@Nick-rz4ws]

Hi 2 year old conversation

[@nataliapinos0]

Danny is the only person that can make an ad sound nice

[@jakeadams767]

Natália Pinos plus drew

[@juliamasse9334]

“Don’t play this at dinner... JOHNATHAN I miss you” Was that a reference to your vine Danny

[@alexiswhitley9248]

why does he always use the name Johnathan 😂 I'm dead

[@sarahigarcia6059]

I think so

[@lia-vh7mm]

*jonathan i don't love you anymore*

[@grusfaveminion6969]

Julia Kathleen ahahahaha yaaaas just this LETTER EHHH EHHHH

[@ccookies3]

Alexis Whitley because he loves him

[@RyManMaster_Rylan]

I once got an ad with a caption saying “I can’t reach pink borat” WHAT THE FRICK IS A BORAT AND WHY IS IT PINK

[@RaYYTraYY]

Bo-Rat. Bo Burnham Rat.

[@RegiArt7]

Wawawiwa

[@jamesrichie7844]

Very nice!

[@Pebblefruit]

My leg fell off because I drinks water while standing

[@lia-vh7mm]

rip

[@therainykindom9701]

Damnit mine too

[@annieblock]

OMG SAME!

[@mars4977]

I’m crawling on one leg and 2 arms

[@skywe_]

same

[@ashd8423]

"It's an age old question. Are you math enough?" *LeTs TaLk AbOuT tHaT!*

[@orca6620]

DUH DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DO DO DO DO DO DUH DO DO DO DO DO DAH DOOOOOOOOOO

[@catpisscatpisscatpiss288]

Greetings fellow clique member hello hi greetings salutations hey

[@meenajones6486]

hello clique doods what's u p

[@catpisscatpisscatpiss288]

@@meenajones6486 greetings salutations hi

[@mayafss627]

Hey fellow clique

[@addiekyle7147]

“Jonathan, I don’t love you anymore” Anyone remember that? The girl left Jonathan because of him ignoring her at dinner and for a game about plants... and she hates him.

[@shawty_meme_5018]

Kat Cappello the game was a weed game...

[@miaverboom4560]

Omg I loved that vine I thought of it right away

[@dustinlopera655]

The girl left him to go with the postman ya story gæ

[@2edge2fury99]

“JONATHANS HATE HER!”

[@universeplays6952]

Danny: a bunch of websites made by my own fans. I mean, whats more unbiased than that?" Me, a Political Science Major: Honestly, that is pretty unbiased.

[@Blapze]

Danny: I found these small bits of content that aren’t worth a full video Also Danny *B A D A D S*

[@Mawfet]

i read " *B A D A D S* " as bahdads as a single word

[@whyknives]

Oh no bad dads :0

[@FukuokuaZoomer]

The first time I watched Badads I heard Bad dads

[@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539]

KannaNeverSleeps no, ba dads

[@Thomas_Winters]

B- esterday A-I D- sked A- ou D- S-

[@sarahcummins6080]

I saw an ad that said “the more you dig the less you will have IQ” and that’s just bothered me ever since I’ve seen it

[@grunklesam787]

Hamilton Lover thinking about that might’ve lowered your IQ.

[@sofiah.5820]

Yes I'm like, how dumb do you have to be that you can't draw a strait line from point a to b

[@axelf9947]

@Sofia Hause } Um... *straight.

[@kylasalazar6117]

I’m not legally skilled anymore, I played this game at dinner

[@totothesquid6239]

But are you math enough?

[@justabasicemo3476]

THE AUDACITY

[@Motormusker]

this video inspired me to make a play about edgar allan poe for school and i got a passing grade. Thanks for helping me become legally skilled in my educational activities Danny!

[@Engardian]

Care to share?

[@shivanihdesai]

when the "girlfriend" said jonathan I'm leaving you, I immediately thought of danny's "you've got a letter!" vine "Jonathan, I don't love you anymore." Jonathan is just his go-to bad boyfriend

[@Jane-oz7pp]

Somewhere out there, Jonathan knows exactly what he did.

[@Tw0Dots]

@@Jane-oz7pp He knows. The bastard.

[@partiallyaghostt]

Johnathon is Danny’s ex boyfriend /j

[@amandap2579]

From experience, Jonathan is the worst boyfriend

[@johnlennonkinks]

OH MY GOD-

[@bexelizabeth2914]

4:18 "Hey mailman what do you got?" Mailman: "Just this letter!" "Ayyyy!" Letter: "Jonathan I don't love you anymore"

[@theguywhodidntask1620]

bex elizabeth omg I remember that vine!!!

[@darragh7652]

👏🏻👏🏻

[@_aureliarose]

bex elizabeth that’s what I thought of lol

[@sarahphiel]

AAAAAAAAAA

[@angstyprince7692]

Rip vine ;-;

[@Kay_213_]

The “legally leave” thing was a reference to the “if the teacher doesn’t show up in 15 minutes then you’re allowed to leave”

[@topshagger3048]

《REÐJIVE》no it’s referring to the ‘legally blind’ vine

[@Kay_213_]

@@topshagger3048 yeah no, it will always be "legally allowed to leave" to me

[@topshagger3048]

《REÐJIVE》 um don’t take that sass with me young lady

[@Kay_213_]

@@topshagger3048 not sure how to respond to this one chief

[@kyran5961]

@@topshagger3048 what information do you have to make it the vine when it is clearly the legally allowed to leave meme Example *Women in labor* Doctor: If your baby isn't here in 15 minutes we are legally allowed to leave *taps on watch*

[@calowenby1654]

That noisy farm bit just _killed_ me, man. Holy shit, I hadn’t watched this video in a while and I was _not_ anticipating how much that single moment would make me laugh.

[@yeevee_]

I keep seeing ads that say “this game will ruin your life” Another one said “only 1% can get to level 100” BOI THATS BC ONLY 1% DONT DELETE IT

[@NeighborSenpai]

Ender Pigs this is how the illuminati recruits evil people, they make games that only the top 1 percent can defeat😂😂😂

[@nala105]

But whats a game?? Is game about waiting till level 100 or the app itself? is there someething more... who knows...

[@Yikes17337]

LMFAOOOO

[@gyuisthebeom]

😂burn🔥

[@arianawatson8482]

#2 on trending, look at Greg being the strongest army on earth

[@brendacovert55]

Movie trailor. Warm blood

[@probablynotobama6447]

Don’t look that up😀

[@shylahking]

#Greg

[@lman6920]

Beat me to it

[@JohnSmith-ks2ee]

#3...

[@jemsbigmacguire6524]

Sister: knows your every inch SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@dxwnwardspiral]

I was about to comment this exact thing god dang it

[@madamadayt1921]

dinnerfood ouch

[@aaronlandry3934]

Yeety Boi You don’t need to be from Alabama when your last name is “Lanister”

[@Roxyx2]

@@aaronlandry3934 or habsburg

[@meganjones3427]

Oof

[@goldberg91]

12:27 i dont think it is fully true, but it has some fact in it. Fish do not have vocal cords or lungs like mammals, so they cannot produce sounds in the same way that we do. However, this does not mean that fish are completely silent or "mute." Fish use a variety of non-vocal methods to communicate with each other and their environment. For example, many species of fish use body language, such as fin movements and color changes, to signal aggression, submission, or courtship. Some fish also make sounds by grinding their teeth, vibrating their swim bladder, or rubbing body parts together. In addition, fish are able to detect and interpret a wide range of sounds in their environment, including water movements, vibrations, and even the sounds of other animals. Some fish, like the catfish, have highly sensitive ears that allow them to detect low-frequency sounds in the water. While fish may not communicate with vocalizations in the same way that mammals do, they are still able to communicate and interact with each other in a variety of ways.

[@zoeduff2228]

Someday Edger Allen Poe will turn into a beautiful butterfly

[@vwnotvolkswagen]

metamor-poe-sis

[@illymation]

Trendy boiiiii. Love your stuff, so glad to see you trending!

[@frnksfrthmmrs2508]

illymation ight

[@knasigrackare3296]

illymation illyyyy boiiii

[@ahmadoumari2422]

illymation can u please shout me out

[@KB-fi9mv]

illymation I was just watching your videos and I come across this video and find you in the comments yay!

[@lavabite]

Fuck you

[@cjm9816]

Sister: knows your every inch *in the distance… banjo music plays*

[@24FramesOfNick]

5 on trending daddy...I mean Danny

[@trevore2033]

24 Frames Of Nick what up Nick!

[@lisamarieholla]

How funny I make this mistake all the time!

[@sp00ky.mp45]

You had it right the first time

[@artisticpotato6128]

Bitch you ain't slick....you could of just retyped it ;)

[@20ftTV]

It was 2, but YOU didn’t know that HAHA

[@BaljIsBoss13]

the “legally allowed to leave” thing is from a meme from like a month ago that was like “if the teacher doesn’t come within 15 minutes students are legally allowed to leave” The ad was trying to take advantage of an old meme to make it more relatable basically

[@abletona6123]

r/fellowkids

[@ivieillustrations3654]

It just reminded me of Shane Dawson. I'll go home.

[@rosewater1862]

The old meme is actually a thing students believed (still believe) in HS

[@rottytravis3491]

Jessi Hart *believe. HS students are still fools

[@akeenan7445]

how so

[@zoeyiguess]

Someday edger Allen Poe will turn into a beautiful butterfly

[@kaitlynpodlich1397]

or a beautiful raven. that close enough to a butterfly right?

[@petiepablo]

a fate worse than death

[@justcadince7842]

He is a pretty good POE-et Hahahhahaha HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA that was really cringe wasn’t it

[@lj7552]

edger Edger Google: Did you mean Edgier?

[@bhumikasalhotra5081]

AspenAlexandra I GET IT.

[@modernmiderntown3241]

5:20 I’ve never heard someone call it a “caterpeller” but I like it

[@sierra.ml02]

FINALLY i’ve been looking for someone who noticed that, took a while to find a comment talking about it

[@modernmiderntown3241]

@@sierra.ml02 one reason I said it was because I couldn’t find anyone talking about it either.

[@zubetp]

it's a regional pronunciation

[@ZoeSquared21]

Hey Danny, it's me Greg. I hope I post this early enough that you might see it. Out of sick curiosity I put your name into wattpad the other day, and oh boy. Not only were there some gross fanfics and a smut piece that has ruined my life, but a literary masterpiece called the Golden Hours, a truly touching love story between you and Drew that I think everyone deserves to see. Love Greg.

[@ZoeSquared21]

@@anupama.mp4 I would kill to see that honestly. Maybe not the smut piece cause it's.... It's bad. But the romance is the greatest thing I've read in years. Pure gold.

[@remietennyson065]

😳

[@d4rkm1nd56]

Thanks, Greg. From, Greg.

[@d4rkm1nd56]

@@ZoeSquared21 Don't worry, you don't have to kill. You can just go on Wattpad but if killing is your thing then that is okay because population control is much needed

[@roseboil7713]

@@remietennyson065 wut di fucc

[@vigga5375]

“She knows every inch” Sweet home alabama

[@Junipurrs_]

Vigga Jes alright 6 year old.

[@vigga5375]

Internet _idiot ??

[@cal927]

@Internet _idiot How the actual fuck could a 6 year old understand a joke like that.

[@Tiny_24]

@@Junipurrs_ alright 15-year-old who thinks they're above everyone else.

[@DietMilkLifts]

Internet _idiot Alright Mr. Power Trip

[@craigsnortsfruitshoots2811]

“Email is the most important invention ever” Thy guy that found fire: am I a joke to you

[@yestermorrow3223]

Domestication, (is using plants and animals), math (purchases), wheel, science

[@craigsnortsfruitshoots2811]

Nunya Biznas fire

[@toyguismailov4199]

@@craigsnortsfruitshoots2811 using stones

[@Webster020]

9:13 Okay, so I did a bit of research, and unsurprisingly the “fun fact” is false, the email was invented by Ray Tomlinson, but what is kind of funny, is that Shiva Ayyadurai (a professional scientist and engineer), actually sued Gawker media (the owners of this and many other “fun fact” accounts) for a little over 35 million, since they’ve spread, (as he put it), “false and defamatory statements relating to him inventing the email, which was created while he was only 8 years old”. Idk, I just found it kinda funny...

[@Unimportant_egg]

@@yestermorrow3223 aRe YoU tHe GuY?

[@Axiser]

11:57 It’s 1:37am on a Tuesday and I’m eating ice cream. I’m gonna walk backwards now and become a felon

[@Kade-c0gh4]

Did you?

[@Axiser]

@@Kade-c0gh4 felony j walking.

[@Robster-insertabunchofnumbers-]

@@Kade-c0gh4 He's still serving jail time to this day...

[@carolinemurray1899]

I’ve had my skilled license revoked (I drank water in a standing position)

[@jacintak2118]

THIS COMMENT

[@goldfinger0069]

Noob mistske

[@imapersonright]

Nuts

[@ANANITZY1]

Humans, am I right? I mean whats with us? N I c e NaMe

[@binabella9658]

I really want to know what those games are called

[@brianna_903]

*WHEN DO I GET TO EAT THE ANTS* - Danny Gonzalez, 2018

[@ShadyShrooms]

NO WHEN THE FUCK DO I GET TO EAT HIM

[@bloodlust_9890]

@@ShadyShrooms WHEN DO I get friends ):

[@Gwenwilliams0409]

@@bloodlust_9890 that is very silly

[@Supergamer2011]

@@bloodlust_9890 WHEN DO I get more friends then you

[@karisolemslie7850]

"Someday Edgar Allen Poe will turn into a beautiful butterfly!"

[@Catten-q1]

No

[@Catten-q1]

I just saw the part

[@adventuresofacethepug994]

Lol

[@kos-3327]

What was the point of repeating this

[@riftvr9354]

😂😂

[@traehunna775]

Here’s a little section I found on Shiva: “Ayyadurai claimed to have invented email, as a teenager; in August 1982, he registered the copyright on an email application he had written. Historians strongly dispute this account because email was already in use in the early 1970s”

[@kirabaeyens5227]

Danny's normal vids : 20-30 mins Danny's mega vid : 15mins

[@afooz]

To be fair, at the time this video came out, a lot of his videos were 12-18 minutes long

[@ilikecurry2345]

@@afooz And if you go REALLY far back, he only had 3 or 4 minutes per video!

[@olympicegg6853]

@@ilikecurry2345 and before that they were only 6 seconds

[@JohnySkyBlue]

True

[@gayjayy]

It might be a "mega" video because of the amount of topics instead of it just being one.

[@salem-01]

Guys, only mother is real. Father’s just a bank account. Edit: what the fuck when did I make this comment

[@TheBonkleFox]

Nah, from what I recall from earthbound, dad's a phone entity

[@beep3242]

@@TheBonkleFox To be fair, he is a phone entity with seemingly unlimited money, which a bank might have

[@Tw0Dots]

Damn, this comment is a joke but hit me hard My dad is a building

[@thine.]

for some horrible wives yes

[@xyladontmiss]

My dad is a milkman, apparently.

[@IAmMrTe]

13:25 just incase anyone is wondering peanut butter works amazingly

[@s0Shi]

Smh Jonathan needs to get it together

[@EPrahl_007]

Lolz

[@myliah5827]

Isn't Jonathon the one from the vine lmaoo

[@Carnit_asss]

What does smh mean? ι fєєℓ ѕтυρι∂....

[@myliah5827]

@@Carnit_asss I thought it meant so much hate but I guess it's shake my head

[@s0Shi]

+Jessica Maldonado No worries, we all have those moments XD

[@kronazmusic5497]

The cows mooin’, the roosters waking you up in the mornin’, and the horses just yelling... MEEEEEEEEE

[@tiny_cacti9743]

Lmao

[@Sad_Dino1103]

And I stared laughing and here's the time when he says it 12:37

[@royalblanket]

You commented this after mine and got more feckin likes And yes, i am petty

[@Tw0Dots]

Clara's you stared laughing? Thats kinda creepy

[@basicallyme8205]

There was an ad that said "if you survive for 1 minute you go to Disneyland", i survived for 1 minute , i didn’t get to go to Disneyland... *So that was a fricking lie*

[@honda-akari]

Sue them

[@bradleybaker976]

本田盾子 i think you could actually sue them for that lol, because they said it in the ad, but didnt give it

[@heatherchandler2840]

@@bradleybaker976 its false advertising I heard a case about a guy who got a car for 10, 000 banannas becuase the adds jokingly said so

[@ekobutter]

Sue their fats off You have the right and need to go to Disneyland >:0

[@M1lf_Preacher]

ACTUALLY HAPPEND

[@topatsyn_]

I'm a new greg and i don't know how many danny videos I've been binge watching over this past few days🙂

[@kalliee802]

I’m so proud of Danny for reaching the trending page. He deserves it.

[@fbiagent2848]

kallie e I agree but this isn’t even his best video game

[@meiguess6765]

“Johnathan, I don’t love you anymore”

[@Sinestill]

@Jake Paaaah 👉

[@Heyimjustriver]

@@Sinestill ahhhh

[@Tasmim7]

@@Heyimjustriver AHHHH

[@HeyItsJayIRL]

⁠@@Tasmim7ah ah ah

[@gintarebaskeviciute5672]

She hated her boyfriend because he kept playing at dinner.

[@theplatteredduck]

Gintarė Baškevičiūtė don’t play that game at dinner johnathan I miss you

[@gintarebaskeviciute5672]

Omg how this got so many likes?o.o Thanks guys

[@yunusemreduman9860]

Where are you from? Your surname is fantastic.

[@emiled8409]

@@yunusemreduman9860 from there where im from. No joke

[@emiled8409]

Hhhhehehehehehehe labas >:3

[@dragonbreathmouthwash]

7:47 As someone with a sister, I can confirm I CANNOT share my whole life with her as she will blackmail me unconditionally.

[@kate-sb6ep]

Danny: “Don’t play this at dinner, JONATHAN” Me thinking of vine: JuSt tHiS LeTTeR! Johnathan I don’t love you

[@franklinokra6996]

):p

[@elizabethmontanez3424]

Aaah

[@maecubanski738]

yesss

[@chimkennugget9771]

Kate Youngquist SAME

[@dumbgirlishere5601]

Hmmm… holy cow… I’m amazed

[@brydiekatrina8273]

Mom: Billy, don’t play that game during dinner. Me: I’m legally skilled. Mom: Oh my gosh! I’m so sorry!!

[@vayla6400]

Your name isn’t billy

[@1.brook1ynrae]

Wall Fan yeah 😡😡😡

[@Hewillkeepwatch]

Guys he is legally skilled he can change his entire identity now smh

[@lpsfairylightz6468]

@@vayla6400 If you are legally skilled, you can be whatever the hell you want

[@vayla6400]

Omg my bad I didn’t think of that

[@Kermit-ml3wj]

I got one of these ads and it said “If you can swallow the Island you can see the Lion King” Like what?

[@loki7701]

Well we need answers

[@portallover3478]

4:12 She wasn't legally allowed to leave

[@LoneSome.MP3]

Damn.

[@404.piedpiper]

“Hey mailman what do u have for me today” “Just this letter!” “Gahhh” “Gahh” “Jonathan I don’t love you anymore”

[@yestermorrow3223]

JOnAThOn

[@zqmasu]

GaLiNdO

[@speckledkiwi9611]

I'Ve bEeN lOoKing fOr thIs cOmMent

[@rrrigbyyy]

WHy ArE aLl thE rEPLieS lIkE thIs HELp

[@speckledkiwi9611]

@@rrrigbyyy nO HeLp, oNlY wEiRd REPliEs

[@twighlightmoon8163]

6:38 : My sim when I tell them to sit down

[@alphaforce0939]

Twighlightmoon your comment is seriously underrated 😂

[@lyriclizette]

I liked before I replayed cause I already knew lmao

[@BloominFleury29]

Sucsjkns chia cha (your sim says sshut up)

[@Dylanraptor]

Sister: knows your every inch Jazz music stops *Banjo music starts*

[@avidmlgadachifan8155]

Sweet home Alabama

[@randominternetperson4215]

*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

[@Dylanraptor]

*WHERE THE SKYS ARE SO BLUE YEAH*

[@eleventeen4879]

the same fact goes with a step brother or sister to!

[@Blue-Rose-25]

@@randominternetperson4215 *LORD I’M COMING HOME TO YOU* 🎸🎸

[@jamesordwayultralightpilot]

The mouse with the cheese analogy is literally me and my wife. She's great at telling you you're wrong.

[@zubetp]

how great can she be at telling me i'm wrong? she's never told me i'm wrong. sounds like she sucks at it actually :/

[@FirstLast-og3cm]

S(he) h(ate)d (her) boyfriend bec(a)u(s)e he kept playing game(s) during dinner

[@matiasgarcia6224]

Lol

[@nothinghappens9811]

My kinda guy.

[@froggyuwu1577]

brotheRRRR-

[@cadyenc]

S(he) h(ate)d (her) boyfriend because he kept playing games during (dinner)

[@speedypainter52]

Shdboyfriendbecuehekeptplayinggameduringdinner

[@jlebad2308]

WHEN DO I GET TO EAT THE ANTS?!?!

[@stoneseabolt]

Once you're done killing all of the fish on the planet. Better get started, mate!

[@Ehnyx]

Right about now. Oh, wait. You can't. Guess you'll have to wait...for eternity.

[@synflwr]

WHEN DO I GET TO EAT THE PANT?!?!

[@kittycornkeira3625]

Who wants to eat ants I would much rather eat fish or salmon

[@tufwear44]

NEVAH

[@abmutes3533]

Geez I think the Greg army is actually the fastest growing army on KZbin

[@KJP_54]

Dumbsparce don’t look that up

[@somebody6413]

It truly is- hey don’t search it.. just believe it

[@spicytunaman3172]

Dumbsparce Well duh... -just don’t look it up.

[@jerimxd]

Did you forget about T-Series?

[@llamaofficial6146]

And we all are related

[@DiscipleGames]

Shiva Ayyadurai (the email guy) claims he invented email in 1982 when he copyrighted an email application a decade after email was already invented. He’s also an anti-vax conspiracy theorist who keeps running for the senate and was married to Fran Drescher

[@thatssofetch3481]

If you go to Harvard you’re legally blonde

[@gentlesandladymen]

That’s So Fetch! Yesssss

[@gentlesandladymen]

Also it’s a 69

[@chipskylark5500]

Bend... And snap!

[@splavst]

**The trash Legally BlondeS enters with the Flick and Swish**

[@wompx-wait]

“Bend~ and snap!”

[@allopinionsmatter7486]

If you hate Jake Paul, *you're legally **_smart_*

[@malachaichen7297]

All Opinions Matter thank you

[@peridotandlazuli6526]

I'm dumb 😟

[@randomlyalive3773]

Thanks.

[@rachael2873]

no youre not dumb, youre a jake pauler which is even worse

[@elfiekoala4885]

You’re legally *math*

[@MoodkopKarrot]

I saw an ad about that game for plants at 4:02 and it’s caption was “named after my ex boyfriend” WHAT IS??? THERES NOTHING TO NAME??? IS IT THE GAME?? IS YOUR EX BOYFRIEND’S NAME GREEN PANDA GAME PLANT COLLECTOR???

[@rachael2873]

I saw that too but it was for a different game called something like rain and I was like: Your ex girlfriends same was rain? What the...

[@lillygun3690]

MoodkopKarrot yes.

[@turingttested]

i saw that but i think it’s bc the first plant they got was called a snake plant

[@finnfalcnr]

MoodkopKarrot lmao saw that too

[@theplatteredduck]

Jeremy Corboy 🐍

[@Frosted_Memes]

Me: Sees Centipede With A Face On It's Back Centipede: Recites The Poem "The Raven" Me: "Edgar, Is That You?"

[@archduke2277]

don't tell anyone but I'm illegally skilled and the cops are after me

[@peepetheplumber]

your secret is safe with us gregs

[@ali-gv5es]

I thought it was spelt CNP

[@archduke2277]

thanks greg

[@peepetheplumber]

you are welcome greg

[@gabe7509]

FBI OPEN UP

[@gaiaallseeingeye]

Why are you drinking water with the cap on? *GRANDPA SAID I CANT DRINK IT WHILE STANDING UP*

[@isabellaguerra9947]

#Relatable #stoppleasestop

[@victinitron2000]

I don’t get it...

[@crazyemo6513]

What