I SHREDDED MY HAND!! | Job Simulator

I SHREDDED MY HAND!! | Job Simulator
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[@Xx_ThMsqt_Xx]

It’s almost 2024, but Dan is still legendary. He has made everyone’s childhood, including mine. I still frequently watch his videos, and they will NEVER age. Thank you Dan, not just for one person’s life, but for everyone’s.

[@alainagames8161]

Now it is 2024

[@Xx_ThMsqt_Xx]

@@alainagames8161 and he is still respected globally

[@ryanboswell5630]

Hi😊

[@Xx_ThMsqt_Xx]

@@ryanboswell5630 hi!

[@ericawangsa7671]

Ikr 😭😭❤

[@hawaiian_hooper9435]

This guy carried our childhood

[@n0twxintr83]

bro fr. This is one of my favorite videos ive always wanted job simulator since i was a kid and now im finnaly geting a vr and gonna play it. 😁 im so excited

[@balamsuspeito5237]

Yea

[@goofyrat2938]

He didn’t just carry it, he lifted it to the mountains

[@bluegamershorts9453]

True

[@thebandfamily9253]

Yessss

[@kaverwano8856]

I love how Dan opens his mouth, even if he drinks in a game.

[@coopjava]

Lol

[@notme4004]

Or eats

[@ellaclark996]

Ha ;)

[@WSilenceW]

lol

[@boysaliar1315]

I do the same-

[@jeffdapizzaman5085]

Let's be honest. This was the coolest thing back then. Its amazing for far vr has come since this.

[@Nothinbutalotofnothin]

I know right.

[@thiccchungo1041]

Because of Dan I to this day still want to play Job Simulator

[@3OOSE]

@@thiccchungo1041 I just played it because of him it’s so fun

[@ZyaTamino]

Gosh that intro.

[@moon..-]

@@thiccchungo1041 it’s rlly fun

[@DanTDM]

Sorry for the strange intro audio!! Didn't realise that was happening. Hope you enjoy the video!! :D

[@adeidara9955]

First :3

[@soy_ramis]

It's ok.

[@fouadkaddar1117]

First like

[@bro-ld4js]

you are so funny and i love your vids :D

[@sarahmason9209]

Dantdm I love you you make the best vids ever!!!!!

[@cryosno]

This is the video that introduced me to VR, and what made me so enticed with Job Simulator! I love how much Dan carried my childhood, maybe more than some very important people!

[@moretick8097]

True.

[@beezy.promodegamers]

I agree,

[@ClaydoughVR]

Obviously

[@judearehart7457]

yo dan is sick he plays games for a living...

[@frotsz]

The cooking one did

[@theboi7475]

6:33 "What's that?" (plap) "Oh i just hit my wall."

[@bhsklempn5951]

not funny, didn't laugh

[@aprilt5664]

LOLOLOLOL

[@dragoqueenabigaming3546]

hahahaha u just made that a lot funnier

[@LiveFastDieY0ung]

"Do you bear children, human?" Viewers in 2020/2021: *YES.*

[@deebailey1697]

Wooow hi

[@crakqedviper7706]

Hello

[@zombiekingalf8295]

Ello

[@dragonredfire9872]

Give me all your money 💵💰🪙💶💶💵💵💴💴💳🏦

[@marloplayztsbthespaceboy1807]

yaaaahhh!!!

[@josephchew1371]

Do you notice how Dan opens his mouth in real life when he eats things in VR?

[@gabriellamaria8495]

Potato Man lol

[@gabba2342]

Potato Man Lol

[@aetwefgaargdv9179]

Potato Man I did

[@queengaming4lifeyoutube-li219]

Potato Man well ya

[@diisidjiwodiid1704]

opuyerq

[@CaelumSammons]

DanTDM: “Its only a stress ball” Me: *being a good brother and testing if it hurts my sibling*

[@thegringoman3917]

If it hurts _on_ your sibling?

[@CaelumSammons]

@@thegringoman3917 what?

[@carlyhouliaras8820]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

[@-s4ndl3mur-]

@@carlyhouliaras8820 cuz their a good sibling 😏

[@Shadow_407]

Sweet home alabama

[@williamdever2301]

Dan: "I need to make these VR videos much more often." And then he never plays Job Simulator again...

[@dylanstreufert331]

So true

[@UwUFloofyKittenoWo]

he should play vacatoin sim :)

[@ellisandmarple1734]

I know right it’s been five years for me and he still hasn’t played it again

[@stxnley8632]

@@UwUFloofyKittenoWo he did

[@UwUFloofyKittenoWo]

oh cool he mustve saw my comment thats so cool :D

[@joshhan2821]

“Let me pat them all” -*Daniel Middleton 2016*

[@SeagullVR.]

I’m just revisiting old memories

[@your..localweird0_63]

Lol same here!

[@KubeVR]

Same

[@OJ_Chugger]

Same

[@GavinJTV]

Same

[@rippicul]

GOD I LOVE THE OLD INTRO

[@jammersdescotch]

Bot: Can you print a thank you note? Dan: I'm gonna make a birthday card

[@thepuppetsrp8849]

So true 🤣😂🤣😂

[@deangoddard492]

Hose brfeday

[@unicornprincess6575]

@@deangoddard492 horse birthday? Oh who's birthday well i guess the sticky note horse lol

[@kirstymcp]

Lolllll that's true

[@secretlysims4337]

Dan: hi i we help you Dans presentation - Sentence, Pictures that state the issue, A graph that shows the outcome (bad outcome), In conclusion job more/work harde

[@tthebearybearss]

Revisiting my childhood

[@apexwraithmain3262]

same

[@omerreem5570]

bro same

[@dimitri8864]

same

[@LSSRMCHNDROME]

You too?

[@ry4nlol]

Dear dan, thanks for being an awesome person in my childhood! you have always made me happy. I’ve watched you for 9 years now! Ever since i was 4! Thanks for an awesome journey!

[@Exoticfishy]

Ye I’ve been watched him for 3/4 years

[@ry4nlol]

@@Exoticfishy ❤️❤️

[@HighTierGaming123]

I’ve been watching him since I was 5

[@Toastybuns397]

For me I was three

[@Sarah_lovesmice]

@@Toastybuns397 ur parents let u on the internet at three?

[@jakson6109]

Robot: *is retiring* Dan: *gives robot a book on how to focus on their job*

[@spotfun1343]

XD

[@ellie-maria7915]

xD

[@goosesaber]

I gave it its own glasses

[@shaunmalone1810]

W

[@foresisis2697]

With that logic i become what I eat.

[@johnnyplays2508]

"3 weeks until vacation" I just realized that was a tiny clue to vacation simulator

[@tylerlippe1348]

Why memeulous?

[@mistyfrench7077]

Yep

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

F o r s h a d o w i n g

[@thekawaiilionalexa3497]

@@tylerlippe1348 what?

[@am34_]

@@thekawaiilionalexa3497 memeulous is a british youtuber with over 4M i think

[@uliana_ukraine584]

I asked my dad: wanna hear a joke? He said: No. Me: Well that was not a question

[@archieplayzroblox1351]

I do

[@brodean16]

Same

[@mariachica1649]

Lol

[@joannareekie1703]

😡😡

[@IornFoxYT]

@@joannareekie1703 what?

[@stories4you923]

“Will I eat a sandwich today?” 1 minute later: “ITS TIME FOR LUNCH

[@louisrodriguez8846]

LOL😂

[@mariatheron9681]

THIS WAS THE GOOD MUSIC AND INTRO HOPEFULLY HE BRINGS IT BACK

[@Ghostie._Toby]

The fact that this was posted 1 day ago makes me happy

[@stahldog3009]

@@Ghostie._Toby hahaha same

[@yomikillafartknuckle4760]

Ikr

[@ashleysantoro578]

I aggre

[@diamondmaster7040]

Yessir

[@kirbuff]

I love it how Dan's just throwing just about every important thing he gets into the bin

[@SkidPlays]

xD

[@cheezyplayz8166]

@@SkidPlays other than me, has commented. How sad, this should be with lots more comments

[@SkidPlays]

@@cheezyplayz8166 Agreed

[@leumseelal3031]

@@cheezyplayz8166 Agreed

[@poohbear6002]

@@cheezyplayz8166 Agreed

[@talkingben4090]

0:01 aaahh the old intro and its nice to see his HTC Vive gameplays

[@phoenixgamer5427]

22:07 When Dan Shreds his hand

[@hbroach84]

Dan: "Ah the stapler." (Not even 1 second later) "AH STOP!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??"

[@melissaturner1319]

WHAT

[@TD_LOVERR]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vickidexter9712]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vickidexter9712]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jaysrijagannath10]

I hate people who don't talk about the nostalgia

[@amrvlogchannel3715]

Boss bot: "Hello human, I am boss bot." *2 minutes later* Bossbot: *comes back* Dan: "Hello who are you?"

[@ZELKOO_]

Lol

[@Ansidian]

Agreed XD

[@kurogiri4271]

Ikr lmao-

[@tannerfurrow3031]

Bro it’s been so long nostalgia is real

[@thefancyboi8826]

Yes

[@abandoned_account_6712]

"I knew I should have charged my hands!" take that out of context Edit: 21:59

[@majesticcake325]

Memories… this man inspired my KZbin channel and I can’t thank him enough for the good memories.

[@thespywaffles]

I remember this music

[@lostymelons8580]

Lol

[@catgirl8652]

Same :[

[@dariadicicco7637]

Me to

[@user-rv3bl9cb1t]

Me too

[@overticked]

Me too..

[@thrillvr4483]

“I see your frown turning dont be sad” Job bot: ._.

[@HyperTextMarkupLanguage-HTML]

0 0 /\/\/\|\_____/|\_

[@myvidsareonanewowlbeanssog1118]

|. | |---------|

[@jaundivalquandaviousdingle9234]

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

[@EpicGamer-hk9qw]

XD

[@embeboso8329]

__ __ • • _____

[@justdelestine]

THIS SERIES IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITES IN ALL OF KZbin

[@DMNZPLYTNGHT]

bro watching this 4 years later, the audio quality is worse than other vr vids, didnt realise that for ages

[@kawaiipandas322]

Dan: I KNEW I SHOULD OF CHARGED MY HANDS!! Boss Bot: We Don't Have Hands..

[@FNAFPRO-vs9kp]

Kawaii Pandas so funny 💟😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kealiwilbur327]

Kawaii Pandas iii

[@kingvilla1822]

Dan:oh...

[@scoofdoof3640]

I play this game all the time. It's fun.

[@ravimoga3813]

Nico Golden wwwwwwwwwww

[@MegaBohaha]

Nico Golden WHATTTTTTTT??????????

[@xxorinocoxx6269]

Nico Golden WHAT

[@darwinsalvidas9016]

Nico Golden U LUCKY ME AND MY DAD WANT ONE

[@jdgaming157]

+Darwin Salvidas I know how you feel 😔

[@D1papi]

Dan inspired the dead among us body’s in the thumbnail

[@joshuaharmon8276]

Ya

[@charlesgobrrr4557]

@Malaak Mohamed what do you mean “?”

[@steveedwards8443]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@EnnyBennyM]

biggest truth of all time

[@D1papi]

Ya

[@danr6716]

7 years later, I'm still coming back to my childhood roots, even got my trade now

[@aadyaraghavan]

We've spotted a Dan in shorts. Such a rare sighting. This was hilarious, the way Dan threw *everything* 😂

[@onidtheanimal]

Are you kidding

[@kacchan1210]

Lol Aadya

[@Rosey5858]

i've been wanting this game since i saw this video

[@aadyaraghavan]

@@Rosey5858 SAME

[@turtletime]

Finally, after 5 years, I have successfully played this game!

[@alex_t_the_pro13]

same dude literally same

[@Jeremy_fitzgerald_x]

Um do you know this was made a long time ago -_-

[@weevilfromgrounded1096]

Oml I really want to play it

[@turtletime]

@@Jeremy_fitzgerald_x Yes but not every 8 year old can afford a VR headset...

[@n0twxintr83]

ive been wanting this game for such a long time since i was a tiny kid and im finally getting a vr

[@d4ppl3]

I love how into the VR simulation Dan is. Also, yes random office bot. That sports event was pretty touchdown.

[@imperfectruby]

If you read the bottom of their . . . Screens? Computers? Anyway if you read it, it literally says Genericbot3000 lol

[@w3rd0r39]

Me: *Eating cereal & watching VR Dan* Dan:Let's Get Started!! Me: *Gets so excited and flips cereal* *Cereal: How Dare you Flip me*

[@fatthortho4424]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah so funny ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[@nuggetfamily1638]

@Shadowsniper_ Kid YT it’s not as funny as dan mate

[@SirTimmy314]

epic meme

[@w3rd0r39]

@@SirTimmy314 Thx :> wait- r u talking about me?

[@jackk7507]

plot twist: the youtuber ‘are you cereal’ was at your house

[@cameronb9159]

Is it just me or does everyone love it when Dan chucks random things across the room? 😂

[@jeremymassey3119]

yeah!

[@TheZombie8mybrains]

i love it Dan: (chucks and hits co-worker) co-worker: hey boss!!!! boss: huh? Dan:oh-no....

[@nicolamccoy6111]

me 2 bruh

[@ExcitedDessert-go3ek]

I am in 2024 right now commenting to say this video is nostalgia for me and this series

[@Chicachannel23]

be honest. This wasn’t on your recommended list. You looked this up for nostalgia.

[@pancakesareyummy9305]

12:25 Dan: Ok lets do some work I guess *Vending Machine Appears* Dan: OOH

[@wellplayod1957]

So sidetracked

[@abigailbloom]

XD

[@rubenperez2378]

Ss egg

[@artykiari7912]

XD THATS ME AT SCHOOL *bell rings for lunch rips work up*FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD :3

[@LuigiBrown]

I find this relatable

[@fearthechickeneatingbigbir3645]

Dan: BEAM ME UP! Me: Don't you mean "Beam me up, Scotty!"?

[@glitchboi8822]

Mr.Stark, I'm getting beamed up!

[@hyuntopia3349]

Hello fellow once

[@fearthechickeneatingbigbir3645]

@@hyuntopia3349 Good day fellow ONCE. Who's your bias? I would say OT9 but if I had to choose it would be Sana.

[@hyuntopia3349]

@@fearthechickeneatingbigbir3645 mine are mina and tzuyu

[@kcmkage4991]

I remember watching this 5 years ago when it released

[@victoriagirowetz]

Same

[@oofus08]

I remember spending so much time watching these videos when I was a little kid I wish I could go back to that time when life was easier

[@cassiaschannel-lifeofanabc9444]

2:47 Everybody: Looking at the yummy donuts and looking at dan pat them in vr Me: Looking at dan in real life and watching him talk to himself and pat air

[@missmegabite9804]

Cassia's Channel - Life of an ABC same

[@Squashy_The_Bear349]

Lol same

[@Squashy_The_Bear349]

I was just looking at Dan patting air 😮🤐🤐

[@alyssacavanagh4737]

nice

[@mandycraddock1298]

12:13 She got mad for no reason! XD 😆😂🤣

[@cadiaprep7232]

Yea she did

[@kit-rp3xg]

Mhm

[@xxlgamingukxx5036]

HA

[@mikeman2017]

*HOOmaaaaaaaaan!*

[@mister_silent6]

9:13 "You don't have broadband here, what??!" *somehow notices something random* "ARE THESE STAPLES??"

[@smokingthatheartlandpack2896]

He’s retiring today, mind making him a thank you card? Dan: Alright, when’s his birthday again? Me: bRuH....

[@annemariepayer480]

👁👄👁

[@Xaviiiiiiiiiiii]

Don't know

[@user-hr6dd4jn8u]

@@Xaviiiiiiiiiiii wow 7 hours ago

[@Xaviiiiiiiiiiii]

@@user-hr6dd4jn8u what

[@shawnveniot8653]

Kakashi hatake???

[@kendiibar]

LOLOLOL I KEEP DYING WHEN DAN HIT THE WALL 😆😂😂 even though i have watched this video many times, it never gets old!! Dan, u make my day and watching u and yer old videos never gets old.. Especially this and other VR videos 😂😂

[@sanskieth]

iiCrystal YT

[@lorenzomelissa6946]

360 a gene

[@Soft_Moondrop]

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cooooooooooooooollllllllllllll

[@jaytheninja-notmainacc1947]

iiCrystal YT me too

[@trongtran66]

S

[@kathieclark7474]

To Dan, you are amazing!! I couldn’t have gotten through quarantine if it wasn’t for you Dan. A father and a teacher. :) You inspire so many kids and adults Dan.

[@sniper9395]

Just hearing that: "Hey everyooooooone!" Makes me feel important

[@shawnboi6473]

Ikr

[@yourfren__]

same

[@ksnbrpp]

HEYYYYYYY!!!!!

[@yourfren__]

@@ksnbrpp what?

[@Da_Owl_house_is_da_best]

No

[@ndez-qb2mg]

Virtual reality is my favorite series :D Anyone else? :3

[@angelapacheco9875]

Me 2

[@i.s.a.c882]

+Angela Pacheco me 3

[@RedGaming48]

+Nate The Great me 4

[@kael8762]

me 5!

[@gladysjanb5628]

Me 6

[@bellaboo3290]

The scream when he dropped the book. Who’s watching this in the end of 2019?

[@fivehundredkv]

:D

[@aubperez1565]

Me

[@aubperez1565]

I replied in November

[@Onecookie123]

Me

[@spyrooooo8601]

@@aubperez1565 yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

[@The_GOAt_69]

Dan before he makes a video 4:12

[@MistyGamer-bk6yd]

“Thank you for the clicker” *continues to throw in bin*

[@peggypeanut6732]

I love how he just pats everything

[@peggypeanut6732]

And how he throws away everything he doesn't want

[@gymnastictimes9988]

hi

[@dedmos7300]

Lol yea

[@ProjectMissing]

+Tristan Ptak it spells Simulator in the video title... How can u be so stupid as to not spell it right

[@jorjavenaskie1619]

+MissingHam21 - Hey don't be so rude they just made a small mistake

[@mythicalaura3867]

I want more I love how u throw everything

[@edvarddanielsen1792]

Ryan Bird hvhvhvhbbcghvh Jvjhg km nær j John n hj NB hobby j. J ja Åleine Leggjast kjkbynhb. Kouh

[@mr.pigeon3679]

i like that 2 lol XD

[@nimimultani649]

Owen Ward

[@adalbertosierra2027]

Ryan Bird

[@adamhinchliff4300]

Yeah ye does not care

[@aidanflores8492]

its already almost been 5 years since this came out time flies

[@unfinishedsketch.]

Easter Egg: You can grab the glasses off of Boss Bot and put them on.

[@lindywoods157]

16:27 those pictures are the memes and one of them was about bossbot hahaha

[@jenniferknox2200]

Lindy Woods lol

[@iwonavaszily5241]

ya funny hu

[@beatrizbello2461]

Lol

[@alexith9797]

lol nice legs dan

[@snowynxx03]

XD

[@ruicchiii]

Nice legs daisy dukes makes me go like Mettaton: OHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAASSSS~

[@robertamazona9744]

yup nice lgs

[@kaitlynwagner2021]

Weird comment

[@weirdomaddiew3360]

Omg lol xD

[@parkerbochniak1105]

I LOVED job simulator and it's all thanks to you Dan that I'm happy

[@armaanc.684]

OG dan was so much different! Crazy how even though dan was always an adult he seemed to mature with us

[@Jabcat-ov7ln]

Roses are red, Dan hair is blue, I think Dan is awesome, Do you think that too? This is 3+ years later and please forget I ever commented this it’s too good to delete but it’s so fvcking embarrassing holy shlt 😭😭

[@denzelgarcia202]

Fluffy Puppy maybe

[@denzelgarcia202]

snoop dog

[@kizstevenson5422]

No he sucks

[@denzelgarcia202]

Kiz Stevenson You savage

[@movedg]

Kiz Stevenson you suck

[@myl3zs]

The nostalgia of the old intro, the old house, the old hair style....THE NOSTALGIA

[@koaruhie]

Itz_yaGurl xoQxeenxo Thats what I was thinking

[@myl3zs]

lol

[@MayraHernandez-mi4nh]

He is a bad youtube guy

[@ghoskychan786]

Mayra Hernandez you are.

[@mreditz1041]

I just commented that

[@Pizza-wn9gu]

Dan u really make me feel better when I am sad. We are all so proud of u 😊

[@Officialwaffle349]

I’ve been watching this since it came out and it’s still super funny six years later.

[@kawaiipotatogaming1071]

Can I just ask what happened to KZbin, people try and give suggestions or ask simple questions can they not get called an idiot or stupid for not knowing something. The point of asking is to find out the answer, can people not take that??

[@shamanaqw153]

yup

[@haydeydickson5758]

Is it the dan or not

[@andreitan8479]

It's been like that for quite awhile...sometimes it's justified because some things are common sense but for the most part mindless hate is unavoidable

[@itdontmatter6549]

like you asking if maynoise is a gender?

[@justyahz796]

no stupid idiot

[@GeorgePartner]

any 2019 peeps out there? in the FUTURE? 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

[@llamagaming3100]

It's 2018 stell

[@callieh8147]

I’m in 2019 XD

[@butterflyqueen6328]

your not am watching this in 2018 so Callie H you lied

[@butterflyqueen6328]

but Callie that is funny XD lol

[@butterflyqueen6328]

HI 2019 PEEPS I am watching in 2018 October 23 Tuesday so YEA

[@theblack.paradeisdead]

Let me pat them all: officially the cutest sentence that Dan has ever said :D

[@theblack.paradeisdead]

And thanks so much for liking this comment

[@neilpurves2807]

This is my favorite part when he cried at 19:18 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@benjy877]

I love you sooooooooooo much Dan your videos are amazing and you are hilarious

[@superpatchemario]

I realize something all of us love DanTDM

[@superpatchemario]

I guess all people

[@jakep2394]

magic 8 ball says: you're hired DanTDM says: i dont know what that means

[@cydgarrett3343]

The intro music brings back my soul

[@rizzler999.9]

Bro memories are flooding back

[@uhhhjuan5260]

Thumbs up if u want Dan to Play Sneaky Assassins Again! (In mineplex)

[@glitchgamer3549]

1000000 aggree

[@thediamondminecartdantdmfa224]

Agreed

[@Eva-og2uv]

DAN TOTALLY NEEDS TO PLAY THAT AGAIN!!!

[@xwx_3873]

i do want to... but... REPORTED

[@drdandy5680]

No thanks

[@hkwcy]

16:28- The over view was the memes ur friend sent u

[@nathannewbold5031]

I have watched this video so many times and it is still good every time I watch it

[@youshouldnthavegaveme30slots]

man this takes me way back

[@cosetteneal5378]

Please finnish the jobs like if you agree!

[@jakobsoegaard1]

Foxette Neal Its finish not finnish Are you even english?

[@austinm3734]

Jakob Søgaard No, he is from Finland

[@elicadenjackandethaneli4677]

Jakob Søgaard

[@joshscott-savage8339]

Dan: *Throws object at jobbot* Jobbot: *gives angry look* Dan: Sorry Jobbot: Its okay! I'll just take it out of your paycheck. Dan: ...[TRIGGERED] *throws moldy donuts at jobbot* Jobbot: *sparks fly and gives angry look* Jobbot (end of the day): I'll just stay here while you do whatever you want! Dan: ... >:) Dan: *throws everything at jobbot* Jobbot: *gives sad look* why my digital life. ;(

[@_itskyle_8482]

😂😂😂😂😢😢😂😂😂😂😂

[@georgiaplssubtomethenillma3245]

That makes me mad

[@alisonwilliams2884]

I love you

[@georgiaplssubtomethenillma3245]

Josh Scott savage stop

[@jerrball73]

Haha

[@capers2k3]

Thank you for all the vids I love all of them again thanks and your my fav youtuber

[@AMBAsing-grabrisg]

dang been 7 years and this is still my fav vr vid

[@thetrapkittysavethepoorlit8641]

7:31 *he didn’t bother to read the last skill of the bot.....*

[@thegreatpapyrus7378]

Wait that’s illegal

[@themcnuggetguy]

THE MUSTACHE WAS TO IMPORTANT ha

[@jelly_wiggle0.086]

It says human watching

[@zodaya4239]

It could just mean babysitting

[@captainhibbley2726]

@@zodaya4239 lol

[@barrelracingromeo3510]

I love the horse Picture :-) cute

[@lucasbargas4410]

the horse picture suckssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssthe end. hahaha im just kidding its cool

[@barrelracingromeo3510]

😠😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@ffj1295]

????

[@professormcplayer6360]

i drew that horse

[@bethconway3458]

U sound stupid

[@notrort8908]

12:13 that one kid in ur class who tells you to shoosh when ur not even talking

[@didijohnson2262]

AAAAHHH JESUS CHRIST THE NOSTALJIA OF HEARING PRESS START AGAIN MY HEART HURTS

[@sammavour472]

2019!! ANYONE WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO HAPPY NEWYEARS!

[@joivanaluthi1403]

Five Nights at Freddy's and DanTDM tube student ID picture

[@MegaSaad2011]

I'm in 2019

[@dacruz0908]

Me

[@tunkytwingamer6995]

Happy New Year to you too

[@katherinepierson8958]

YEEET

[@estonboyadventurs5611]

I always end up cracking up after your videos😂😂😂 Idk how you do it danTDM but you sure do it and you do it good.💎💎💎

[@peppermintsugarcookie9714]

I agree

[@jessicacreighton6351]

dan i dare you to throw a egg at jenna

[@blackkittycatlps5422]

Eston boy adventurs : I agree he is really Cool

[@rubybubi4778]

Eston boy adventurs Abubakr

[@mihalblatnicki4989]

Eston boy adventurs P

[@Boxersteavee]

"time to learn about an ancient human technique called, ***WINGING IT***"

[@doodlerex9568]

Man this hits hard in memory lane

[@sarahjones622]

R.I.P hand

[@tidwardsquentacles4790]

DanTDM complete all levels until 100 percent please. look at the likes and views! we love them!

[@VTheVirus]

8 D kk

[@Yusuhbruh]

I love that his old videos are recommended to me again

[@Testy_bro4]

I loved this series

[@DinglesAllTheWay]

This was so funny Dan,keep up the good work 😊

[@DinglesAllTheWay]

BTW I love your shirt TEAMTDM💎

[@Valleyy__]

+Laurie Hickman TEAM TDM MEMBERS ARE THE BEST

[@snufflebunny539]

go watch nerdcubed HE HAS UNLIMITED DONUTS! GET A DONUT AND PUT IT IN THE COPY MACHINE THEN IT WILL DO UNLIMITED DONUTS

[@akariyukidesu4800]

SAME

[@jordanfairlie4579]

Ye it was 😎

[@comcxd4285]

5:37 why are you petting the paper?

[@MaxerV19]

You dont get the joke do you?

[@erm_honestly]

probably it's his pet.

[@gamespro-ns7vu]

Pretending to be reading it