I Became a GOOSE in Untitled Goose Game!

HOOOOOOOOOONK!
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[@micahwarkentin3541]

Dan: “I know it’s a picnic basket, but what if there’s a baby inside?” That got dark fast.

[@pbandj9913]

R O C K A B Y E

[@Petalb_rry]

“That went from 0 to 100 real quick”

[@ANIMAL_LOVERS_4_EVA]

THE BABY DIES AND YOU GET SENT TO A GOOSE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[@matthewboire6843]

Then he put it in the water, while thinking a baby was in it

[@dizzy7127]

“I’ve heard your jam is the tastiest of jams” -Dantdm 2019

[@miriamgalvin3174]

Bad

[@theketchupboi5371]

Your profile picture is cute

[@roblox_chickenmcnugget7190]

But..is it 🤔

[@1andyhow]

@@miriamgalvin3174 yea

[@miriamgalvin3174]

Apologies one of my kids wrote bad, just seen this🙈

[@AlvyFaustineFountainhead]

“I’m a goose, I’m lost and I’ve got a boot”- DanTDM 2019

[@hoodieexetior]

What a rhyme

[@Cr1ticA]

oof

[@star.of.all.time7]

ThePossumKing LOL

[@natashajordan2531]

julz

[@bubblebobbles4787]

Beautiful

[@aenderable]

The fact that dan smiles when he says , "but what if there's a baby inside.." genuinely concerns me.

[@that_unknown656]

True

[@chib-chab]

“I think this is a picnic basket.” *10 seconds later* “I think there a baby inside 👌”

[@wattah9299]

Teeny Pit bull 2.6 seconds

[@nevaehdaugherty7704]

I love youre vids so much plz play more meepcity in rolblox and I will love them more.

[@hiiisme5068]

@Samuel Lee SHUT UP

[@fijisharbrough]

Hey don't reply to Samuel it's a. Bot and will ignore everything

[@halfdeqd]

Samuel Lee p

[@christelfer6177]

Dan: this is way to British for me Me: dan you are British

[@svenkozelenko7757]

Maybe he is lying (but probably he isnt he has THE BRITISH ACCENT)

[@daofficalbagelboi548]

Shane Moore again really? If this wasn’t a kids channel I would’ve roasted you STOP SCAMMING KIDS GET IT IN YOUR DUMB NUT BRAIN

[@rad11123]

@@svenkozelenko7757 he is. He has said it a few years ago in one of his vids

[@svenkozelenko7757]

@@rad11123 i know he is i was just kidding i mean you can tell it

[@heyitzgalaxy4308]

Dan lives in Great Britain though-

[@Abimb08]

0:25 “what’s good buddy?” BUDDY ISNT A GOOSE AND YOU HAVE YET TO FIND HIM!!

[@CyrixOLD]

*0:24

[@ermelinda29mendoza]

Abigail Blackwell xd

[@bellah4121]

Hardcore meme

[@jaej4068]

LOL yes,poor buddy,dan has replaced him with slow horse and now he's calling buddy a goose..

[@FlowerBeds]

“Woah calm down gate! I’m just an INNOCENT goose around here!” 10 minutes later he is chasing and scaring humans away 😂

[@bigratussy23]

🤣

[@aishamutaawe187]

AHH HAhAhAh HAHAHAH 1×100 ÷]=100~~

[@Boredflea]

He started his villain arc

[@FlowerBeds]

@@Boredflea why would u remind me of this comment im gonna kms.

[@someweirdlumpofmeat158]

*He protecc* *He attacc* *But most importantly...* *HE CAN QUACC*

[@thestevens580]

It’s honking I know that doesn’t ryme just saying

[@certifiedbummm]

Lol

[@satinfoil]

lol, you said that in the baldi video too

[@nathe3726]

Lol 😂

[@SanguiniCore]

Um, honcc not quacc.

[@abdulmohaimin9729]

I don't know why but I find dan playing this game very funny..!😂😂

[@abundantgrace2579]

Yes

[@usa5316]

Me too actually

[@ccduo9771]

same XD

[@Meepsheep]

Yaaaaaaaaasssss

[@icewolfchan9855]

Abdul Mohaimin ye dats true⭐️🌟✨⚡️💫🌈

[@Imabozo192]

You all worried about Area 51 and I’m worried about the picnic basket with the baby in it

[@ermelinda29mendoza]

Travis Walker shut up

[@ermelinda29mendoza]

Jeffrey Gibson shut up

[@kevinmendoza6386]

All of you shut up!

[@kwalker7777]

Including you travis

[@ryanrowdon6019]

Gamebot :3 r/youngpeopleyoutube

[@phantomz2009]

10:17 Dan: This man keeps coming back and stealing my things! Me: Aren't you the one wrecking havoc onto this poor man?

[@ii_croccodoggo981]

goose: lvl 1: hippity hoppity your garden is now my property lvl 2: hippity hoppity this store is now my property lvl 3: *stealing bread noises*

[@matthewboire6843]

BREADDDDD!!

[@muhammaddzaky6557]

"DJ goose in the house!" -DanTDM 2019

[@JackThePerson27]

charli309 What do you mean?

[@wearetheone5678]

I wish it was 2019

[@muppetmode631]

Nice one😎😎😎

[@tonically_tonix]

@@wearetheone5678 IT IS 2019 WHEN THIS VID COMES OUT, AND 2020 WHEN I'M WATCHING THIS

[@just_l846]

What they are hiding in area 51 : 1-this goose

[@simonmaina3370]

@Sean Jenkins u a lIaR

[@niha8590]

XD there wasn’t even aliens MY LIFE IS OVER

[@slayyy374]

@Courtney Myers maybe no one do this...scam?

[@What_is_this213]

Just_ L your awesome

[@slayyy374]

@@What_is_this213 i dont know if ur being sarcastic or not XD

[@danielcroome9540]

Farmer: *Hits thumb with hammer* Dan: Oh, I thought I killed him!

[@michellesunter701]

"I know its a picnic basket- but what if there's a baby inside?" -DanTDM

[@yayadam1413]

i think*

[@sbp1763]

Scott Young NO

[@heyitzgalaxy4308]

WAIT, THERE'S SCAMMERS IN KZbin TOO?! NOOOOOOOO!

[@mightycow9419]

Most KZbinrs: LINKS awakening IS HERE Dan: lets play a game about a goose

[@niha8590]

‘Let’s a game about a goose’ Brennan Salazar

[@shesgotstyle2633]

"Links awaking"

[@berdcabbage4553]

That’s y dans chanell is so good

[@shesgotstyle2633]

@@berdcabbage4553 channel*

[@surrealisnt]

Dan:This writing is too British for me Winnie the Pooh: a fellow man of culture

[@post-hardcoreGuy]

Travis Walker no thanks scammer

[@someweirdlumpofmeat158]

HA HA Scams. Yeah, scams, they do exist

[@f34th3r]

Dan : I’m gonna change the writing cause it’s too British Also Dan: *is British*

[@notinksansanymore7672]

Nice copied comment

[@notinksansanymore7672]

You copied SethTheSherrif

[@UmairGamer69EpicCoolBoy]

"I could kill this man with a shovel“ -Dantdm 2019

[@M0uthwa.sh1ngz]

Lol

[@kaytiethebunny3234]

Finally someone who can make these actully funny

[@cupcake0780]

That got real dark real quick

[@heatherh4747]

ME:WHAT!!!!!!!

[@soapthepro-877]

"I once killed a man with his mustache and a grape." Reference anyone?

[@jaedayyt7542]

Dan: I’m a goose lol His wife:Just stop Dan: but His wife: no just stop

[@ILS_Aviation]

Jemima wouldn't say that, Daniel feeds his family for playing these weird games, lol. Edit: Jemma.

[@ellieblevin3852]

Nolan Sikes it’s a joke

[@cloudcreator5111]

:ω

[@lolabunumoved9260]

Not funny

[@lolabunumoved9260]

@@ellieblevin3852 i bad one.

[@wisecrawfish3801]

Goose trying to get in a garden Let me in.. LET ME IN!!!

[@ursleepdemonfromunderurbed609]

LET. ME. IN.

[@lisataylor7592]

Ha

[@almhmudi]

What are you talking about

[@almhmudi]

Let me in

[@JNSification]

Let me in. Let me IIIIIIIII!!!-

[@greenleaf255]

Dan: you’re not doing a very good job Me: don’t u mean “you’re not doing a very *goose* job”?

[@averyisawesome4581]

"I'm a goose, I'm lost, and I've got a BOOT!" -DanTDM 2019 Untitled Goose Game

[@icewolfchan9855]

Lel XD

[@eringallagher5463]

Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Not Even The Dinosaurs: Dan: I got your tomatoooooo 😂😂 18:28

[@trashboat4523]

not funny didn't laugh

[@suager4502]

@@trashboat4523 shut up

[@trashboat4523]

Glowoai what's the magic word

[@jaythewolfshowl.8225]

@@trashboat4523 I know its........ABRACADABRA!(how do you spell it?)just kidding its please! also have a great day!

[@trashboat4523]

jay you too

[@cyburrsonsoundcloud9902]

“What’s my backstory?” *ZOOMS IN TO GOOSE’S BACK*

[@suager4502]

Lol

[@soniclid1]

Right when I read this it happened

[@marloplayztsbthespaceboy1807]

Dan: "It's way too british for me" Also: Dan is british

[@sycamoreskittles]

OYE MATE CAN I GET A BAOAO O' WOOA*HONK*

[@Thingiemajig]

@Emerson Hubka you talkin abt the stereotypical british person?-

[@jahreatienza6253]

1:28 "I am a crazy son of a goose" -DanTDM I was thinking he wouldn't be family friendly anymore

[@boredomanddistraction9535]

Dan: Soggy Sandwich Soggy Sandwich!! Also Dan: Soggy Apple!! Me: Is there even such thing as a soggy apple?

[@mememacy9903]

There is now

[@mememacy9903]

iamthe5th _ it’s okay

[@jenniferappler460]

-Cough-

[@123dgreeno]

Memes👌👌👌👌👌

[@JyJayJy]

Rotten apple 🤣

[@HenryGeorge_Music]

please. play. this. more! I loved this video and would love to see more!

[@virgomoons]

Same! I enjoyed it so much!

[@kloedaccache7064]

Diamondite 1200 same!

[@cooperdavis7468]

Diamondite 1200 same

[@progamer_not2681]

YES pls do more

[@owenplayzeverything1997]

Play part 2 pls!!!

[@nmqi1458]

DanTDM is one of the funniest, and kindest youtubers ive EVER seen. I love when he said this: "Littering is bad humans, come one now." and this: "Oh no my greatest enemy, The Gate." the latter one had me wheezing :D

[@milesasmr5137]

No one: Absolutely no one: Dantdm: **calls a lake a drink**

[@fijisharbrough]

Pretty sure it's a British term.

[@Zenith7jpg]

Fiji Sharbrough it is, we call water and stuff THE DRINK bc water is a drink, being a Brit it's hilarious

[@boba_kai9906]

Ya lol

[@erinpoe9462]

It is water so water is a drink

[@heatherh4747]

He's British don't judge

[@kingpinesports]

“It would be a shame if this fell in the drink” ~ DanTDM

[@qwertyuiop-cy5en]

if we can drink a drink, why cant we food a food?

[@kokichisleftnip7757]

qwerty uiop ikr

[@arandomhewo7966]

*drink*

[@AdaBloxYt]

@@qwertyuiop-cy5en yeah that’s want to know.

[@skylarquiliza665]

@@qwertyuiop-cy5en stop grr

[@strangerswing5354]

Dan: Threatens to call cops Also Dan:Instantly steals thermos right after

[@lillyth0195]

XD

[@hannahbekker7985]

I’ve been watching Dan since I was 4, I’m now 11 and he’s improved so much over the years I’ve never even really stopped watching him and I’ve watched almost all of his videos in the past 7 years I’ve watched him:)

[@superspideyplushgames3713]

WOW 7 years is lots of days! Keep watching him!

[@Koifishyy.]

I think I've been watching him since I was 4 so that was 5 years ago omg

[@evilmorty0645]

Word of advice, don’t say your age on the internet especially if you’re young! Hackers will target you

[@crowcove]

@@evilmorty0645 hackers arent targetting young ppl, pedos n stuff will target young ppl(scammers too)

[@bluestreem]

@liamplayssoccer1966 doesn't mean he was born in 2019

[@keenu2622]

Me: *Looking at my recommendation and finds this video.* Also me: *Seems legit.*

[@-_--bp6nf]

THIS IS HOW MANY PEOPLE WANT DAN TO DO A PART 2 ⬇️

[@daphnebrown7157]

me me me

[@minachanooflol2028]

me me me me

[@lovelight4796]

MEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@BritishEggz]

Y damn Right

[@stuartwoolley8221]

For me it points to how old the post is😝

[@willow6957]

“Leave my carrot ALONE!” -Dantdm, 2019

[@user-zi9lt2hs6y]

“I’ve dropped it in the uh. drink”

[@katerudman6179]

Your so funny

[@_.tangerinee]

@Ryder Meade That’s what he said when he dropped it in though

[@forevershine155]

Wit ieef wet big?

[@InevitableJordan]

Dan: I become a Goose! Me: So what’s changed?

[@bucketnews6441]

Ooh burn

[@nancyanderson433]

wow, just wow

[@progamer_not2681]

lol

[@houwlingwoolf]

Was dat a burn? Ur just so cold I can’t tell

[@moonshadowhill43]

"It's weird to control a goose" -DanTDM 2019

[@qookiep]

Your right 😂

[@shyne187]

🙄🙄🙄

[@shyne187]

Just kidding really funny 😂

[@pastelokami]

Obviously it is hard! Geese are wild and you have to mind control it!

[@tavrosnitram6059]

*THATS WHAT SHE SAID*

[@kyleegentry1459]

"I think you can change the text because it's quite too British for me" - DanTDM

[@libbywood8779]

I don’t know what your talking about crazy human cause I haven’t got far enough into the video but really lookin forward to it

[@yaserapion7396]

That wasnt even British

[@armaan1786]

@@yaserapion7396 I know right it was cursive.

[@protect_yo_neck_7381]

B-but dans. British

[@_wowness_7414]

Kylee Gentry As if he wasn’t enough

[@kitchenfox2687]

Dan: *is british* Also Dan: "It's too british for me" Best content ever

[@MarloTheBlueberry]

yes

[@buttercupkat]

DanTDM: This is too British for me- All his fans: NANI?!

[@Persona4Persona5]

Dantdm: I am a crazy son of a goose Everyone and their mom: :O

[@haii.leyyyyy]

Lol

[@RedorBlueDaily]

Electric Eye Gaming I think he’s trying to use mature words so that he can title his channel as for adults

[@lukedraws5716]

nice

[@GreatGoldenchip]

Sickle no

[@garryfromthestreets9181]

Dans mum isa goose

[@afzisyraf4246]

My mom gonna mad at me because i didn't go to sleep , just want to watch Dantdm's video though.

[@casualstar7]

Afza Isyraf what time is it for you

[@RGMNPlyz]

@@casualstar7 im in nottingham

[@casualstar7]

ROGO Games and?

[@RGMNPlyz]

@MusaProGaming LordBetrayus no near woolaton hall

[@RGMNPlyz]

@MusaProGaming LordBetrayus at the park on my phone

[@fifitoad4866]

2:24 “I know it’s a picnic basket but what if there’s a baby inside?” Dantdm-2019

[@aidenrich7961]

can u plz play this game again? Ur a good goose. (kinda)

[@abdulmohaimin9729]

Yeaa😂

[@Cr1ticA]

That'd be cool...

[@masonfouss6125]

Yeah haha

[@Yazan.2099]

Y

[@bruh-mx2hf]

Idk can he?

[@carterip]

Thank you Dan💎 for Inspiring me to make a KZbin channel!!

[@sebdenzil]

I subbed to you btw

[@NorahsWorld-e7m]

I dis liked u

[@System-ru5yt]

Thank you Dan💎 for Inspiring me to be a goose!!

[@agentlitisprettycool]

dantdm: **gets on tv as a goose** me: AFLAC

[@unicorngirl3855]

Hahhahahahjahahahhahahhahajahaha😂😂

[@heatherdenson7986]

@@unicorngirl3855 you ok?

[@yellobanana6456]

I love how everyone just immediately understands the "rake in the lake" objective. You'd think some people would be confused but no!

[@chicken_and_ricee]

I Didn't LOL

[@Megirly-kq9wh]

The way the Goose walks in this game is so cute!

[@iris-snow]

DanTDM I have also been waiting for it for ages! True, *best game ever* YOU ARE THE BEST GOOSE PLS DO PART 2!

[@nautLS11]

Dan: This text is way too British for me. Me: Wait isn't Dan British- (yes I know he is British)

[@isolationthings2956]

Are you gonna make some tea or what??

[@len6719]

He proved that he is NOT actually BRITISH!

[@SEGA_ARCHIVES_1991]

He is british, or is he...?

[@564po]

@Scott Williams relly

[@bleby7968]

@@564po dantdm play morr

[@mauricethegecko9700]

I remember getting in the car from school and my mom taking us to Zaxby's, then I look at your channel and I saw you post this. No coronavirus. No bad 2020 stuff. Just good things. Good times. Good times...

[@leumseelal3031]

Same

[@LKAssassins]

That’s how it was...

[@shaakamania148]

Yep

[@wonderstorm116]

“The world was normal once…” Uhm I don’t know about dat

[@o1ive157]

Sigh

[@Bl33pr]

I’ve never laughed this much in my whole life XD

[@theketchupboi5371]

Same

[@dillonmoore7246]

Bruh

[@benanderson5069]

deku

[@garryfromthestreets9181]

You didn’t need to add the me:

[@yaniz_kitchen]

DeKu ScRuB

[@matthewcouvion3841]

GET YOINKED! -Dantdm 2019

[@star.of.all.time7]

matthew couvion XD

[@dabhoie]

Other people: *going to nevada for the Area 51 raid* Dantdm: let us play a game about a *goose*

[@mybusiness692]

@Damian Foleno-Moran no it's not

[@tamarasworldofficial4914]

Area 51 is now called Tonopah Airport. SORRY.

[@theyetiturtle3382]

Tamarasworld [Official] really?

[@voidago7341]

Fun fact, you've never seen a better thumbnail

[@oliverandadamgaming9359]

True

[@sophieudeh-philip255]

8:45 you will never get this La La La. Cracks me up every time.

[@wynsfke]

Same!

[@user-kv2mc4so8z]

𝑰 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘!!!!! 𝑰 𝒓𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒕 24/7

[@1980btrfly]

You will never get this. la la la.

[@remrem9095]

"Son of a Goose" -DanTDM 2019

[@alejandrorosales1945]

Now dan cusses

[@Timmyham1]

"I am amazing at trapping old people inside of a garage" dantdm 2019

[@einchboard]

"It is a picnic basket, but what if there is a baby inside?" - Our Father, Daniel.

[@ayahabunal3540]

Dan: Crazy Son Of A Me: son of a what!?? Tell me! Tell me! Dan: ..........GOOSE! Me: phew close call

[@len6719]

I think he was trying to say the... YOU KNOW WHAT WORD I'M TALKING ABOUT!

[@ghost_1176]

Yeah oof don’t want to hear him say that again

[@Summinoxity]

@@ghost_1176 Super OOF

[@baloney.404]

when

[@ghost_1176]

Little Cado years ago in a Minecraft creepypasta mod showcase

[@fateong]

Thank u for welcoming me Dan! *HONK* _Wait that’s illegal!_

[@AshlynTurner718PonyMan303]

"It's way too British for me..." ~Dan 2019

[@heziinifami226]

Hashahhaa.wait.isn't he British too?

[@user-eg1gk2xc4s]

But Dan is British

[@sovietmilk2674]

But.... He is british

[@user-eg1gk2xc4s]

r/whoooosh

[@heatherh4747]

Wait he is British (・o・)

[@wynsfke]

Imagine learning how to program, animate, and make a game just to make the *g o o s e g a m e*

[@GerberBabyOfficial]

Thank you Dan. Currently having terrible anxiety and this goose video made me laugh.

[@Coolup682]

dang, you had anxiety and u got through it by whatching a goose walk? nice!

[@Dev_Neon]

You should get the game its called untitled goose game its fun

[@bxnank]

“I’ve got a boot” -DanTDM 2019

[@crystalthecat1871]

Among the sleep: Oh no... my greatest enemy... THE BABY GATE Untitled goose game: Oh no... my greatest enemy... THE GATE So he’s DanTDM: the gate hater

[@moore8289]

Loll

[@ChumpX2]

Pretty much

[@mingmongi]

.pool

[@samanthakuznik5007]

r/gatekeeping

[@aPersonOnEarth2898]

lol I watched both Siri’s and just saw this 😂 😆

[@Lunar_the_Silli]

the only thought passing through my head when they put up no goose signs is 'this sign can't stop me.' 'beacause I cant read'

[@moosemaster3325]

Dan, I love your videos. They make me laugh out loud. Keep it up!

[@jasonmeiers2059]

AAAHHHH HEROBRINE RUN!!!!!

[@miku9433]

I love he’s videos too😁

[@-_--bp6nf]

Yes I do to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@FroodieBlender]

me 3

[@moosemaster3325]

Jason Meiers hi

[@bigguy5356]

2:06 Dan " It'd be a shame if it were to fall into, the drink." Me " It's a lake not a drink."

[@abdulsamikhan1080]

A drink for geese

[@bigguy5356]

@@abdulsamikhan1080 true true

[@erykidk5015]

"I am a crazy son of a goose" **Minecraft creepypasta mod flashbacks intensifies**

[@wynsfke]

Lol i think we are the only 2 who understand!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@bubblecat6282]

Lol remember mod review

[@JackThePerson27]

BubbleCat Of course I do.

[@bubblecat6282]

@@JackThePerson27 u deserve a veteren's discount

[@seththesheriff1275]

right, dude.... crazy son of a (REDACTED)

[@OvertimeLizard]

He chonk He lonk But most importantly HE CAN HONK

[@antheia_]

Dan: Soggy sandwich! Soggy apple! Dan [Boredly]: ...Hahahaha...

[@sftbish9421]

*Dan doing his intro* Me:Uhhh u okay buddy? ;-;

[@Airy_Earth]

lolololololololol!

[@freddoboi2569]

"ive got to steal a bra guys....fantastic" - DanTDM 2019

[@mels_earthling1]

“Don’t mind me, chipmunk”

[@katymutch5927]

Goose once stole my Bro's shoe and then he fell in the lake but his shoe was dry!! lol

[@arjunkhatau609]

Dan: I have to steal a bra Dan’s wife: Nani!!! Dan:

[@braydenmatula1513]

When did he say that?

[@braydenmatula1513]

And loloolollolollolololololol

[@sharonkeeffe7967]

Cody Allen scammer and this is not roblox

[@l1m1t64]

@@braydenmatula1513 at the very end

[@AnythingGreenGetBun]

Thought he was meant to be family friendly

[@jeanpaulnakad2454]

Untiled goose game.... Isn't that a title? If you don't agree, its okay. Your still awesome!

[@noonereally.]

It's a joke... You're really bland and boring

[@rozhankarazmoudeh4280]

Haha

[@jeanpaulnakad2454]

@@noonereally. I was joking.. But sure

[@Blaze00XD]

7:12 and 7:17 are some of the most iconic Dantdm quotes that revolve purely around jam, Edit: mainly because they are the only Dantdm quotes revolving purely around jam that Have been recorded on KZbin

[@Blaze00XD]

18:35 “Sike”

[@TryingDesperatelyToBeAPilot]

Me: *looking for granny chapter two mods* Also me: *sees notification of this vid* Me again: even better 😏 I didn’t know what to put on comment so I just put this

[@TypicalSullyEditz]

Well you did well ya know

[@TypicalSullyEditz]

@Vincent Bailey stop scamming you wierdo

[@goofyrat2938]

Dan: I’m a crazy son of a- Me: WAAH NO! Dan: *Goose* 0-0

[@cottton]

Dan:uploads a 20 min vid *every one liked that* Also dan:leaves on a cliffhanger *Everyone hated that*

[@rachelw4422]

Dan: why am I a goose? Me: one word, Dr. Tray

[@notinksansanymore7672]

Jsut for myself, time stamp of where I was 7:22

[@Mark-Wilson]

@@notinksansanymore7672 you coudl've commented it not replied to a random person ;_;

[@cxvqa]

I'm a crazy son of a goose Me:Swears!!

[@the_hanburger]

3:02 "Let me in... LET ME IIIINNNNNN!!!" - Eric Andre

[@daisykennon2682]

Dan has taught me that if anything in life blocks your path (for example a gate) just honk at it aggressively.

[@liaedwards0]

When he drew on it 😂 ( 17:19 )

[@bellaaaaa24]

“But what if there’s a baby inside” - DanTDM 2019

[@alatusxiao394]

Yes if there's a baby inside!!

[@jessederama2538]

it would be moses xD jk

[@lintedgybun8995]

Don’t bite him boys he’s a F R I E N D

[@MyAdrian4]

I love dan and i have been watching u for 6 years and have never missed a video before.💙💙💎💎💙💙

[@golzaye3393]

Felix: Get in the boat! Dan: Get in the phone booth! Great minds think alike

[@a.t.4527]

GET IN THE BOAT

[@golzaye3393]

@Yasser Hussein Actually I didn't but what was the reference?

[@dreamsmpguyoncrack1310]

At 3:05 That was actually Funny to me i couldnt breathe 🤣

[@sleeplessphantom03]

"Get yoinked!" -DanTDM 2019

[@paranormalactivity2938]

Instant love for you, I see panic! At the Disco, I fall in love ❤

[@iliasafari9662]

If ur having fun in ur garden and then u see a goose with blue hair, then u know thats the end

[@thebeanmachinegd3657]

ilia safari he does not have blue hair anymore

[@cskalan6694]

Oh…what?really

[@bwnebula]

Lol

[@thebeanmachinegd3657]

Chin Seng Kee you didnt see his hair?

[@BlitheSwing]

TheBeanMachine [GD] r/whooosh.

[@bakadeeds6167]

Dan you can get rid of bad omen by drinking milk in minecraft

[@shinigamininja5713]

I dont think he ever knew about this

[@vincent3147]

Uhhh this isn't a hardcore episode

[@shinigamininja5713]

@@vincent3147 dude, obviously @Alien Ture were trying to give him some tips.Chill bruh

[@vincent3147]

@@shinigamininja5713 but can't he write this on a hardcore episode

[@chickenselect0]

@@vincent3147 who actually cares

[@d0mmY_Ed1Ts]

“Listen to the putter patter of his foots” - DanTDM