if i QUIT YOUTUBE.. i would be a _________

[@syon5899]

This is how many years until DanTDM quits KZbin 👇

[@gillesgaljaard1434]

Hmmm thats pretty soon

[@ShamimKhan-gj8ug]

8 sad Edit:form 8 to 1000 our great×the average human life expectancy children will still be able to watch him

[@BoiPlays]

Syon 46 years

[@navytiger5079]

47

[@lovenature5006]

60 not bad

[@fabi4940]

5:29 Was that really Exploding TNT I think it was

[@alexanderzangal4125]

O.o

[@alexanderzangal4125]

Maybe lol

[@itsdalion6612]

Yep he had the tick on his name

[@izoela68]

ITS THE MOUSE!!

[@uptowngammer2123]

I love exploding tnr

[@gayghostguy2089]

Imagine if DanTDM was the president

[@tage0505]

5tr0n9 r080t man Imagine

[@Groudon_Jz]

He could be a super good president

[@thatgaychildandsomelgbtq2980]

That would would be awesome

[@kingovhartz1148]

Dantdm for president BET

[@Fafiizok]

@Sharla Baldwin scammer!

[@aIpha_ak]

Dan: With Photoshop, you cannot just try out new jobs, you can try out new glasses as well. Present day Dan:

[@finnr9075]

12:05 *You’re a wizard, Dan*

[@apricot.the.apricat]

I was thinking of the same referance lol

[@euna1]

Im thinking of him as Harry Potter XD

[@pluralraccoon2187]

Peace Out *I'm a what*

[@Azeriiall]

Peace Out Dan: these... are... Me: Harry Potter glasses Dan: AMAZING Me: NO, HARRY POTTER GLASSES

[@planetlazycatmeow297]

Peace Out ikr I was thinking that too lol

[@alr]

Dan would be the coolest President :O

[@antcomid]

ye

[@mircea2126]

no pewds

[@prudence433]

san blabla they both live in the Uk where there is no President

[@mircea2126]

@@prudence433 oof

[@dazid3221]

It would be ok I guess

[@medo6396]

5:29 EXEPLODING TNT IN THE VEDIO

[@The-Doodlebug]

I don't think anyone can erase that from their minds...

[@short8307]

Imagine Jemma walking in during his “saxophone playing”

[@paultawadros4930]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@oliverrow2275]

lol

[@AightBroBet]

lol

[@morebiscuity3287]

Lol

[@ksubswithnovideos-st7vw]

👁👄👁

[@oldgamegoat1524]

Old McDanald had a farm... Wait... had This is how many farms Dan had ↓

[@itzlightz9036]

Me:21 Gamegoat:you stupid

[@JamesIsHere5]

I hate these fricken comments

[@itzlightz9036]

@@JamesIsHere5 why

[@namnam6595]

This is stupid -.-

[@fanofthomasandedwardalyssa3151]

Old mcdan had a farm dimond dimond oh

[@karmanplays6458]

If Dan was running for president he would get this many votes. 👇

[@ak-2007]

Karman plays only 27 ):

[@Nitrous0xide_]

26 :(

[@travis4729]

R/beggingidiots

[@Celticcatlover]

Karman plays that’s sad

[@ellenhorst1837]

49 :(

[@xxhazeraxx3869]

Dan:"You can try out new glasses too" Also Dan: *Chooses the glasses that look similiar to the one he's wearing in 2022 now* Me: "You should be a fortune teller! ☺"

[@Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk]

What camera are you using? *Asking for pewd*

[@Stellar.0]

@moonlight Lauren Hey lol

[@dumbaf9570]

I don't think pewds was even using using a real camera

[@ravenssunglasses2660]

I saw Yr profile in my dream O-O

[@kbailey6081]

His vids must have been shot on a android phone

[@t3npm678]

Why have I seen ur profile picture I think it’s Déjà vu

[@notirelyn]

If he was to quit KZbin he would be a........ Professional photoshopper

[@amyhensley8332]

@@demiraslm745 what's a pimp?

[@mewmastervr3981]

The KZbin world would be come a punk worlc

[@demiraslm745]

@@amyhensley8332 Ummmmmmmm. You are a kid aren't you......... You will learn Later.

[@esmedowthwaite6631]

That's exactly what I was gonna put

[@gcgdestinycalls7487]

He would be a deadbeat

[@TheNextTopGamer]

*I am a simple man* 😍 *Dan uploads a video,* _I watch it_

[@juanbyan9770]

Me tooo

[@albertfenech6374]

Yess

[@mudalad1215]

You aren't simple, you are normal

[@cheemfonics]

Is this a reference from an another youtuber?

[@yznma]

Your probably 11 lol

[@wobbegongplaysgames]

Karen: My little Angel is doing just fine without vaccines Her little angel 4:23

[@Luthfiwikrama]

Oof Underrated

[@wobbegongplaysgames]

@@Luthfiwikrama thank you so much

[@kairose_gaming7324]

I don’t want to be rude, but who is Karen?

[@Themassivetug]

Bruh I’m dying rn

[@Bruhbhrisnbrubruhg]

@@kairose_gaming7324 karen is a women who asks for a manager

[@nuriyaalishba6250]

NO! KZbin WILL NEVER DIE! unless you're not in it ​​​

[@treeboi97]

Nuriya Alishba KZbin is already dead it’s golden days are over

[@Y0uTubC0m3ntsRfunny]

Oli Romeril no it’s not KZbin will never be dead

[@lizzy6179]

ElectricGaming - Minecraft, Roblox and More nope it’s not approved =.=

[@shinxaroo]

Gacha Lizzy *Unless*

[@Kromacaust]

Huh

[@amyandjamie5115]

5:28 Are we just gunna ignore that that was Exploding tnt

[@speedxpnew3871]

yea nobody realized

[@rianfreemanterry4671]

Omg tahts so true i did not see that!!!

[@rianfreemanterry4671]

Thats*

[@jiggaboojones445]

And aphmau

[@m3lloPanda]

I KNOW NOBODY REALIZED

[@satisfyingslimequeen5197]

Second until the chicken nugget dans take over the world... 👇🏼

[@niamh.4]

2 minutes And 1 Second

[@sebdenzil]

I WILL EAT IT!

[@อลิสอลิส-ฬ5ม]

Phew

[@thefinfinator270]

3:50 this is what I want to see bringing me in to the light

[@natlix2877]

4:20 and this is what would bring me down to hell

[@uvusadxnessuvu7951]

This is how many times Dan said cute. | | v

[@lliee828]

I'm so tired of these comment's *sticks middle finger up*

[@minimum100]

*_F A M I L Y. F R I E N D L Y. M I N E C R A F T. C H A N N E L_*

[@thepaintedpixel1541]

That's because he is cute

[@xo_kexzy]

Stop saying these comments!

[@gachapancake2848]

*I T I S M E A N T O S T I C K Y O U R M I D D L E F I N G E R U P *

[@zBrianPlayz]

If I quit youtube I would be!!!!! poor :(

[@zBrianPlayz]

@Maya Jensen nope dont need it

[@damian22x38]

@Maya Jensen nobody loves you

[@blackprofileofyourinevitab6976]

zBrianPlayz IF YOU WAS POOR YOU WOULDNT HAVE A TV OR A PHONE OR A TABLET OR A LAPTOP

[@mika_exist]

Dan: Erase that from your mind instantly Me: Proceeds to take a screenshot

[@sierradoggy3376]

Lol

[@NotJassXD]

Uno reverse card LOL

[@Nolongeractivehere]

Heh

[@HughsBabe]

Dan:Erase your mind immediately -insert when squidward erased his brain

[@Itsmehailee]

lol

[@SoulLiveYT]

Everyone thinks of eboy when we think of him as a voice actor but only ogs remember when he voice acted in skylanders

[@alypsegaming7952]

Ofcourse a scientist matches you. You have been doing science with trayaurus for years

[@fairjustice8896]

Daniel Cativo not anymore....

[@jessaniesass2152]

True

[@deccyhuh]

FOR TRAYAURUS (salutes)

[@s10bh4n]

dan: “i’m not quitting youtube just yet!” me: *_just yet?_*

[@josephinerojahn87]

I thought that too!!

[@motherphonics5843]

Ya do you really mean you will quite youtube

[@huntergamertv8424]

Will if he died he would quit and it is possible he could get old and give up

[@fnGaming-ph3lg]

Lol 😂

[@croissant9273]

why😥😥😭😭😭😭😓😭😓😭😭😓😭😓😭😓😂

[@ElectricGun100]

If he quit youtube he would Twitch... stream...... *no ok bye*

[@mavarquiza4002]

No a mc'Donald's delivery

[@imjelp]

e

[@imjelp]

@@mavarquiza4002 👤

[@itsalainnex5777]

he'll become a streamer BTW

[@sip__]

The f uck do you mean “ok bye” b itch?

[@madhippo484]

This is one of my most favorite series Dan made

[@Crimson-Iden]

PLEASE DONT GIVE UP KZbin!!!! I’m a huge fan

[@kevantaylor760]

What if he 73

[@Crimson-Iden]

I guess

[@dudewerejustok2733]

so am i

[@fortnitetips-tipsandgamepl2338]

@Ryan Lee Are you a big fan or are you 73???

[@juub5171]

He won’t for a long time

[@tarkomonstermask605]

Dan should be a Skeleton dog walker I remember you, grim

[@noahblan6908]

Tarko MonsterMask same bro I’ve been watching from 2013

[@bakedsasquash786]

grim😢

[@sugule225]

Grim!!!!!!.............

[@motherphonics5843]

Ya

[@gabrieldeaguiar7345]

Dan: You would be- Ad: LEARNING WITH SIMPLY GUITAR Even KZbin has suggestions

[@paintingroxy1668]

Mine Is sIMpLy PiAnO Download ThE aPp tOdAy

[@alfiebrickfilms5917]

I have simply guitar

[@spogebobsqearpants]

KZbin reccommended jollibee

[@gamergirlelliexbox5994]

Lol

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

Well, he does play the guitar...

[@mehizcringe]

Thank you. I’m terrified of clowns. Thank you Dan. You are my lord and saviour now for not making yourself a clown

[@kitty_claws_x]

He should become a photoshoper

[@bugglybuzzaway]

You shouldn't be afraid of clowns.

[@justbarbatos]

@@bugglybuzzaway people have fears that they cant control.

[@bugglybuzzaway]

@@justbarbatos true but its a bit stupid.

[@n0b0dyreal1y]

I want Dan as my teacher! He’d be the best teach ever 😂😂🤣🤣

[@iquityoutube5343]

Same 🤣🤣

[@Jaymanderlord]

We would spend all day learning 'bout clickbait and tea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So yes i agree.

[@feronicplayz2634]

Yup definitely

[@Confidious]

Dan wouldn't survive as a teacher Kids are cruel 😂

[@ruvfnf8559]

Me too

[@joyride1221]

why did no one say dab police???

[@shreymadmental258]

i guess everyone forgot he started that thing.....(including the legend himself - "Dan")

[@lanimontallana6506]

Dab police

[@motherphonics5843]

Yes that I the main thing

[@MysticKitty336]

there was a person that said for Dan to be a dab police on Twitter but I don't think he chose to view that for some reason... -3-

[@savinade-leonrodriguez633]

i dunno

[@CookieGal-]

5:28 So we ain't talking about the fact that ExplodingTNT got in a DanTDM video and replied to him on Twitter?

[@lliee828]

Oh yea right

[@ericofonenthusiast]

NO.

[@WHOOOSHXDOfficial]

Unwanted Trashbag XD

[@shadow...rose.]

Ikr

[@TerrawayYT]

i relized too

[@renitasukhnath1399]

12:11 he predicted his future 😮

[@Obedthian-UK]

Real

[@lauradarling-lagamma6983]

Exact same glasses lol

[@helenacvitkovic8875]

6:47 the store should be called ‘TDM Tatts’ or ‘TDM Tattoos’

[@ley.vi15]

5:28ish EXPLODINGTNT YASSSSSSSS! Pls don't mind me. Lol😂

[@EGGLORD64]

I saw that to

[@C_496]

I was looking for this comment-_-

[@DrStormZ]

Ikr

[@itskawaiineko4457]

yeah lol

[@kimberleycarroll1077]

Meh to

[@emperorryanii]

1:26 , see he’s professional already, makes music without the instrument.

[@parteichawngthu8442]

HA HA!

[@zimph2]

Lol

[@chachahammas]

Ooooooo

[@chevrolet-poitiers9507]

Hol up...

[@Callawaygolfer]

Lol

[@flaneIIe]

dan is the only one that doesn’t make me mad when he promotes something

[@Spherical1]

Dan: I am not quitting *yet* The entire world stops. *WHAT DID YOU SAY??*

[@hackerfreddy7989]

Hater?

[@Spherical1]

How am I a hater? I LOVE DAN!!

[@curtaingaming4627]

The world: *stops their self* Me:*pauses

[@pointlessvideos940]

Sphere Gaming Sya??

[@cutecattp3075]

Dan at the end said hes not quitting YT it was all a joke.

[@glazednephrite]

*something* Edit: The clothes hanger job is a meme from a girl that said “You don’t need a degree to be a hanger” (or something along those lines)

[@benwilde3719]

It's "everyone says I need to go to college to get a job. I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger."

[@melindalawing1555]

M

[@Asteru]

Rip vine

[@jomuffins6551]

What machine I’m good at? Gallows

[@hafizemazniku8234]

Wait... you are a gachatubet

[@Crebb2184]

Guys, guys, we all know... He's the Gingerbread Dan

[@michelehobson9061]

...

[@Crebb2184]

@@michelehobson9061 -_-

[@Bigdawg_gaming]

Omg I totally forgot about that

[@noobhead2037]

Hes name is gingerTDM

[@plaguerat6471]

Oh you watched that video too?i did it’s pretty good

[@jojobanana3416]

5:29 is The Legend ExplodingTNT

[@tizzz0yt104]

This is how many jobs dan could have if he quit youtube. 👇

[@zmansadventures]

42 jobs

[@caprisuncatcaller6994]

100?!!?!!

[@laceylulu9478]

139 wow that's mean

[@annedroid2273]

171. Wow. 🤣🤣

[@Ajeepercreeper]

Owen Withecombe I said he would be a stripper 😂😂😂

[@nubert916]

if i quit youtube today i will become *a better dab police*

[@zombiekiller8125]

Pro sleeper

[@Steve-ki3up]

@Maya Jensen it worked!

[@thehandsomebread2679]

Yes...

[@Ana-bj1tv]

Me to me to

[@tonyadoan6496]

Yeaaaasaaaaaah

[@gunm33t18]

Professional tea maker…if that even is a thing🤔🤔🤔

[@flash2989]

He was suggested to be a Professional tea maker because he's from UK lol.

[@jessaniesass2152]

Dan does love his tea

[@juliabrooks8011]

Yes I am dat

[@lukemartin179]

Yes.

[@lsd5789]

You absolute genius gunmeet Singh!

[@stickmanstudios3742]

Anyone else notice that FREAKING EXPLODING TNT REPLIED ON TWITTER! That guy is a legend

[@awesomeishu]

did you notice that Aphmau replied on twitter in the video?

[@saadhamadi4709]

Dan: *”If I were to quit KZbin, what would I be?”* Me: *”a gamer, cause that’s what u are”*

[@Never_Qu1t_2013]

AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@dino-fx2uq]

Smart

[@sinistar6536]

somebody else said that;-;

[@niquecrucifixx]

good point

[@monke7919]

@@dino-fx2uq no no it's called smort

[@beescanary7641]

FUN FACT if you put a banana next to a unripened ( Exuse my English I do live in Scotland but I’m still bad at english👍 ) fruit it will ripen the fruit👍👍👍🙃 If someone actually reads this comment i will be suprised

[@nicolasmiranda3042]

Intresting

[@dereksouter3362]

I read your comment .... And also live in Scotland 🇬🇧 😊 but I don't know how his would work

[@SpinosaurusSnake]

cool fact. Btw I remember you from the comments of a subnautica vid.

[@meowsershenderson1708]

Well you learn something new everyday

[@lukahmramor442]

W

[@isaacloveland4332]

How many people would vote for Dan as US President. Edit: I get it he lives UK please stop comment about that it's kinda of annoying

[@pronectar6866]

Isaac Loveland obviously me

[@terribleoof6043]

He lives in the UK tho

[@DarkEliteXY]

@@terribleoof6043 make him their queen

[@kelseymcnew5570]

He wasn't born here so ... Impossible. Presidents must be born on US soil, not just a citizen.

[@chestre]

@@DarkEliteXY ye

[@air.world_emvidgrphy]

Yeah you’re not quitting anytime soon, Dan… Your videos are still freaking amazing. I’ve been here on this channel since I turned 4.5 years old. No doubt!

[@tinakwan2859]

He just roasted Mr Trump saying, "I need to be more ORANGE"😂

[@Violet450]

Get rekt trump!!!

[@Robo2k_]

5:30 who else saw that it was the real ExplodingTNT 5:41 and Aphmau

[@crazyrider1235]

Aphmau is fake their is no 👉 tick near the name exploding TNT is real because their was a 👉 tick near to the name

[@beataziecina7770]

Omg

[@summer5413]

crazyrider 123 But... Aphmau is a KZbinr

[@LmaoMeowz]

yeh I used to watch exploding tnt so yeah I saw

[@ixanymendez3499]

Me

[@swagety]

7:28 does anyone else think he should draw what fans tell him to draw.. I loved those videos especially the one where he drew a potato 🥔

[@aterriblemasterpiece]

And a unicorn KZbin and more and more and more and more.....

[@bernaignacio7235]

But this time he should photoshop instead of Drawing them

[@arxs990]

i loved them

[@territaylor3863]

Same

[@error-ianglitcher2753]

Here to remind you five of the abomination above, have a nice day lmao

[@logietheperogie2071]

As a Saxophone player, I would love to teach Dan how to play.

[@n0b0dyreal1y]

Let’s teach him together!

[@Cr1ticA]

That beard face is gonna become an instant meme. I KNOW IT! Ok... I take that back. The Trump face!!! Instant meme. Definitely.

[@elsonayson7860]

Noo your wrong because all of them will become MEMES!!

[@The-Original-TwT]

Axl Chavez BOWTHEHH Idk

[@maliksworld8467]

No because it’s on dans channel

[@karinaborja6737]

Meme it now please

[@michaelrosenwantstokillyou3425]

Sulley bearded one is an instant meme

[@nottyersamv8136]

When Dan says I'm not quitting KZbin.... YET Everyone: wait what

[@user-yx7tz3th5v]

Nottyers YT he’s obviously going to quit at some point

[@HobbittMan64]

He is quitting jobs

[@basicxllyuni4105]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@snailcucumber1279]

I realized your profile picture

[@Uberpod7720]

@@user-yx7tz3th5v yeah

[@musicalmusicman9168]

Dan tdm: creates himself as the president of the United States Donald trump: YOU DID WHAT

[@spencibidy]

UwU

[@cupcakeloverlol7208]

Hed me the best

[@OfficialFortCraft]

Musical musicman lol

[@aungkaung5104]

O_O

[@mrjimmybob123]

Trump is good but dan would be a legend for a presedent

[@siobhanetrethewey9849]

If I had Dan as my teacher when I was still is school, I'D SCREAM 'WE HAVE TO BUY YOUR MERCH NOW!!!!!' and I dyed my hair blue because I saw how good it looked on Dan. I've cut it off because it started getting green though.

[@subswithnovideochallenge-ub7vk]

This is how many DanTDM Videos we will see at the future 👇

[@roniewilliammike7812]

7??

[@mariaalmanza1370]

10000000000000 k

[@cutecattp3075]

Just 7?!

[@Sarah-tj4ii]

99999999999999 million videos

[@bellaspleased]

Iier

[@ItsNether]

It's so fun when you do the community challenges! Great video, Dan!

[@washingwashie]

I think you would make a great game developer or Game tester(its an actual job) who agrees?

[@Artificial_Idiot]

-Cat- *Ash* A Game Tester

[@themissinglink7]

A 💩

[@noobhead2037]

-wut- is dat

[@sharonwahongan3075]

Hmmmmmmm😑 ye I agree

[@rita1576]

he would make a good concept artist for a game cuz of his wierdness

[@kimberlywager3031]

Dans eye brows on the science one is just very very weird

[@infinitegamer1762]

4:20 I LAUGHED SO HARD I ALMOST THREW UP

[@shortfusexoxo1]

Same xD

[@tocatocatocaaa9145]

Same !!!!I have puck in ma mouth xD!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹

[@itzcandigacha4380]

Ewwwww

[@See_eyeSSSSS]

@@itzcandigacha4380 what im thinking lol

[@greenlantern8760]

| I hit it u hit it \/

[@ytbigbrologgybear084]

Scammer

[@shwrmsrm]

Green Arrow Dad wat

[@center1805]

@A B yeah I toooooooootaly don't think this is a scam

[@sydsquid164]

It’s freaky how many times u have put ur face on fruit...

[@shawnmomof2]

@Squidalistic LEL

[@nicolasmiranda3042]

True

[@bilty0707]

Duckie Dude omg

[@baileymazey299]

its weird _/ lol

[@Nightman5694]

8:28 | After watching this video for probably the 3rd time, I only just noticed this, but is that an ENDOSKELETON?!

[@paintingwithgrace]

😂

[@matthewboire6843]

Maybe?

[@gopika2692]

10:49 u forgot to put blue hair on the banana

[@shamimaislam9406]

Heh small hair

[@demonknight0412]

Yea

[@thewannabedog5091]

But...we're would the hair be?

[@roxinmypox]

"My beard would be this long." Sure it will be, Dan.

[@frosfiregaming6306]

Your thumbnail ia a girl

[@roxinmypox]

fros fire gaming I was quoting what Dan said. Not talking about myself.

[@kanzxgaming9072]

@@frosfiregaming6306 what

[@sharlivee]

fros fire gaming, Profile Not thumbnail Thumbnails are for videos

[@adamwilkin642]

Dan grow a beard

[@aylawilde4101]

5:55 God said "Let there be light." And there was Dan's face for some reason

[@matthewboire6843]

“Let there be dan”

[@chclt_thndr]

5:29 SO THAT’S WHERE TNT HAS BEEN

[@idkreally3671]

Hallo there! It's interesting to know that I watched you when you began doing the lab videos, I was around 6 years old and my dad passed away yet you always temporarily cheered me up from grieving. I am Extremley thankful Dan because your now going to be the person I look back on and absaloutly loved as a kid. I still watch this channel as you haven't changed from your comedic, funny and kind personality. Thanks Dan your amazing! 💙💙 Also I am aware many watched him along time ago too, just wanted to say thank you. 😄

[@jackkhowley6901]

Thats really nice

[@otgtommy7635]

😀

[@adrianjones4498]

@@jackkhowley6901 is cool

[@ayrn4715]

Isn't that just the *sweetest* ??

[@strawdio]

Aww mate! You making my eyes water! I have been here for ages too!

[@cass_metal]

Dan what happened to moreTDM. 👇

[@mcmuffinman5788]

Yea I’ve been wondering

[@jonandmichellefey9094]

Yeah I'm wondering that to

[@ngh9025]

Aparently he doesnt know what to do on it/has nothing to do on it

[@hungryharvey6309]

@Tyrone Arellano no

[@continuousjones]

Fr

[@idontknow4687]

what happened to you playing Minecraft with trayaruaus

[@FT65875]

That was back in the good old days I’ll liked him before

[@IzaihaDanTDMfanatic]

He probably will again but he is doing something else

[@ll-le3wh]

Meto

[@blacksteve0]

He stoped them He said it in a video

[@smoooth6762]

Ikr

[@Chitrousdig]

2:05 Afghanistan version of dantdm

[@hewwocroissants1673]

He would just make a channel on twitch. Duh

[@xencrtr3303]

LunarGalaxt Gaming Yeah right?

[@marilynoptina8854]

kj

[@marilynoptina8854]

yeah

[@dipsithecreeper]

@@dbjdkjshfk ¿¿¿

[@Midoriya782]

if dantdm was my dentist i would go to the dentist

[@memesmouse4333]

Fr

[@gregsenestraro262]

I would everydayy

[@Midoriya782]

@@gregsenestraro262 mhm, preach!

[@swordsoulz]

Ooo

[@Steezy201]

DerpySushi I would as well he would be my personal favourite dentist

[@throwbjörne]

can you do more drawing your comments/tweets?

[@morgept]

Yea funny

[@morgept]

I ment they are funny

[@mrteddybear9980]

Till this day, Dan is still my favorite yt

[@saftysizers4958]

2:25 whoever said that DanTDM should grow a beard what are you thinking.

[@ava-qi3so]

*makes bad beard* *What do you think?* *Me: I think I’ll have nightmares*

[@c.babineau2552]

Lol

[@devvyvr]

True

[@soarmistloyty9098]

Lol

[@atx.liyahh]

ILove Hoodies lol💀💀

[@aggressivewaffles6531]

Yes

[@stevenelson3537]

You should work at a blueberry factory and the employees are hippos 🤣🤣🤣

[@meowsershenderson1708]

Lol

[@meowsershenderson1708]

I have a better idea. The employees are pugs

[@MisterEdude]

Dan: can I Take your Order Me: can I take Your thumbnail

[@wadoogazoono154]

If he quit KZbin he would be a Not youtuber Boom 💥

[@helena5819]

..

[@grenadejay6983]

BOOOOO

[@jay._.01010]

.

[@gittebech6248]

How 2 Be A NOOB

[@dodobird5668]

How 2 Be A NOOB, NOT COOL UR NOT EVEN A NOOB (but i’m a noob)

[@Tzeling-hk3wv]

everyone has forget about Grim the dog >:

[@tarkomonstermask605]

ReaperDominus HE WILL RETURN! HE WILL NEVER DIE!!! He’s a skeleton.

[@emperor_muaddib9274]

I remember him

[@danielquinonez2735]

no

[@PokemonFan-wz1ls]

PLEASE BRING GRIM BACK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 P.S. If trayaurus wasn't at the lab with grim, grim would have noBODY to hang out with.😂😂😂😂

[@bryayen]

Not me tho

[@august1473]

5:30 it’s the real exploding tnt

[@ImZhald]

Wow

[@august1473]

Anika Jade Elizaga hi

[@XRunnerXtuf]

This is one of my favorite dantdm videos

[@hega5honda]

same

[@nellawolf3267]

Who’s laying in bed, Super comfy, Scrolling through the comments while watching the video? 🤔😌

[@1976aminul]

me

[@kmac291]

I’m scared now

[@llunaTrick]

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[@chriseverritt3378]

i am!

[@kkaleb0715]

How did you know are u a hacker who sees through camera

[@reynaldomanlutac]

actually he can be a proffesional photoshopper

[@mddraco]

Yeah

[@mayocult2025]

yea

[@TheBarleyFunShow]

who's lying in bed scrolling through the comments? thanks dan for inspiring me to create, i just hit 4k!

[@LmaoMeowz]

me

[@naomi8168]

h0w Yu0 Kn0w?!?

[@bonniebunbuns630]

yeah how did you know

[@SuperDzack]

@PewDie Pie OMG PEWDIE PIE

[@racheldube9035]

Oh I am!🤣😝😝😴😴😘😘🤩🤩😎😎😨👍👍👍👍🏻👍🏻

[@navyd7273]

When Dan says he looked good in glasses little did he know he has glasses now!

[@bribblecocake]

If dan was a saxophone player he would have this much fans: *stop doing this*

[@ImZhald]

Original

[@bribblecocake]

WHY THE HELL ARE PEOPLE LIKING

[@GJames43]

Uh

[@number1cutiger]

For real

[@aliyaha2863]

reea18 XD STOPDOING HATE

[@kogaminia1330]

This is how many years after dan will quit youtube 👇🏻

[@theblinkingbrownie4654]

Begger.

[@wolfycake1254]

That is not!

[@emanuelescobarlizarro8258]

What happens if you dislike

[@bobbykey2429]

90

[@GracefulBanana]

xMod Masterx 79 wow

[@eshagupta8434]

Dan : * puts up teacher photo * me : that actually a pretty good pic-* dans face pops up * AHHHHHHHH

[@smmue]

Lol

[@sumfunthefirst]

:(

[@Dany_Bruh]

hate dantdm this is just for a skit

[@bencassidy1009]

Dude the roasting challenge hasn’t happened

[@verifiedhootas1962]

I dont get it

[@RIOTREBBELS]

Tbh I wanted him to be a palaeontologists study Dinosaurs or between having a rock/crystal collection and explaining what it is and mostly the price

[@leahnicol5769]

Dan : this will be me in forty years! Me: I’m scared

[@ImGeekinPlanes]

Aghhhh

[@TwoWuvChonnyjashCover]

_Y E S_

[@brianhoran1298]

Hi

[@justice3366]

It's ok

[@kiimberllyyy]

Thats actually true

[@Darachu]

You would work at nintendo *specifically wii sports*

[@spirit3949]

he should be a photo shop artist!!

[@fortmineblox9850]

Dan is a man of great wisdom.