Minecraft | THIS MAP MAKES NO SENSE!!

[@PhoenixSC]

*Oh thanks for playing another map of mine, Dan!* Glad you got to this one eventually!

[@jacobsiron6929]

bro, u make epic maps. I don't care if my computer has a 90% not to run #PokemonCA, but i'll stil watch every playthrough :D

[@kyiaandemmiprobst8776]

your good at this map making

[@hunterzyt8131]

+The_SwordCrafter his not check his channel

[@kiransadhu417]

I love your map can you make a lava based map? and they had 2 boys one named shut up the other manners they went to the police manners went to the bathroom shut up (su) went to the cop the cop said what's your name he said shut up the cop said where's your manners shut up said manners is in the bathroom

[@sammiimillea743]

u made this

[@IzzyGoneCrazy]

This map was awesome! Looks like the creators had some fun making it!

[@Unori_Don]

Hello, old comment.

[@ZephPlayz]

Have a nice day everyone! Thanks Dan for being an amazing inspiration to my videos

[@wtfcomments8841]

+ZephPlayz thanks!

[@shhsam5512]

Lol same ! ;)

[@herobrine9629]

+ZephPlayz loved the new machinima on your channel :D

[@dockshopcentral]

+ZephPlayz love your videos zeph

[@nejclukman8324]

+TheDiamondMinecart // DаnTDM Ur not real

[@deet0109mapping]

25:00 The binary translates too “Eeny, meeny, miny, moe..” Thank me later

[@andreaskosmidis1452]

Master of technology

[@donnagough8509]

what do u call a garden villager ? Tree-aurus!

[@noahthemini_lord7677]

Donna Gough p

[@jacedal]

Honestly, that wasn’t that bad of a joke.

[@sayrashah7550]

Lol

[@otwayprod]

“Start?” Intro: PRESS START! lol

[@bayleehudson2]

Roses are red Dans hair is blue Teamtdm's the best DAN WE LOVE YOU!

[@cultistheretotellplayer1to585]

Lol best poem ever

[@rock_whydontwelover5758]

LOVE IT

[@mayaschutz3307]

Lol

[@normalnerd4495]

+Warriors omg u win a million $s

[@noodle.fandoms5417]

Awesomeness

[@medjed6947]

I wish Dan did more videos like this

[@thejookboys]

Me too

[@firefighterbraniff]

your my favorite you tuber ever

[@StevieStyle]

I don't mind ads, and I don't mind buffer... But when the ads buffer, I suffer!

[@StevieStyle]

Jk I hate buffering XD

[@camcameron3838]

haha

[@proudhufflepuff8739]

+StevieStyle Good one.

[@kinseychiasson9763]

Gee, never heard that one before.

[@TheMoth4]

i agree with that

[@w1nc4]

You can only take 2 away from 122 because once you take 2 away its 120

[@IceMetalPunk]

+Matilde Neto No, it's because once you take 2 away from 122, then 122 has nothing anymore. And you've made 122 very sad by stealing his stuff, you monster.

[@freddypurnomo9695]

this map really make crazy

[@elliesmalley443]

+Matilde Neto she's right

[@gavraseptian1824]

Genius

[@xalataf3365]

+IceMetalPunk 😂

[@halieamos1393]

LOL! You are awesome DanTDM ! I love your Minecraft videos! plzz don't stop making them!

[@tristipps882]

Loving these custom maps, keep up the good work Dan

[@anastaciapuetz2743]

I'm still laughing about "Da Book" Are any of you??

[@baadach3752]

no

[@aytugdemir4149]

Oh yeah you reminded me hardy har har. 😄

[@cosmicshadow]

lol yes! 😃

[@edelinesanchez1367]

I do lol

[@travis4266]

+TheDiamondMinecart // DаnTDM OMG STOL SPREADING VIRUSES

[@thatraccoonguy8694]

God joined the game Notch joined the gameGod-I can make a world Notch-so can I God-I can make water,trees,people Notch-so can I God-I can make obsidian Notch-so can I God-I can make a circle Notch has left the game

[@SunriseRiver]

+Sawyer Harmon lol

[@willm863]

Spam

[@cinemadrums7962]

+Matthew P no

[@cinemadrums7962]

I love this did u make it up?

[@SquirrelyGaming]

Lol

[@CapticalZero]

i love dantdm ok

[@armadillo-arts]

We all do

[@markmmanapao2749]

Yah all of USSSSSS!!! =)

[@FlameGOD0009]

NO

[@armadillo-arts]

Renata Huber Then why are you here..

[@jessicafrahm1950]

+Renata Huber why are you here

[@iexistgaming4654]

you are the best Dan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@willbunnell889]

When ever he has that cactus on his head, I think of this: HEY EVERYONE, Cactus here, from the Cactus Minecart!

[@BlackPistolYT]

DanTCM....

[@iexistgaming4654]

I love you Dan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@brookelyng]

I am sick today and watching your vids makes me feel better!! Thx for being my idol and making me laugh, I luv u dan❤❤BYEEE

[@pepadrs]

Hello, if anyone is interested in *downloading the full album* *in top quallity(384khz) The link is in the comment below*

[@clementella]

+Pepa Drs ...

[@lizzieplays7279]

LOG reLOG

[@elerirobinson6089]

what are you saying??

[@creativepinky1324]

Pepa Drs YUR A SPAMMER

[@jadematthews300]

i love dantdm ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@waterwolfgaming6381]

meh 2 haha he's so much fun!

[@angelajacobsen478]

i do too

[@jaydacassanova7382]

Like for DanTDM!

[@icyicy1235]

+RobloxianGamer Girl2 U SAID FIRST TYPI THEN THE SECOND TYPO

[@icyicy1235]

BUT IS IT NEW INTRO OR WHAAAAAT ITS GOOOOOD WIIIITH THE DIAMONDSS THEY ARE STONG IT IS THE STRONGEST BUT CRAZY CRAFT IS COOL HAS BIG BERTHA AND ARMAOR OF IT I THINNK I WANT CRRRAZZZY CCCCCCC ........BUT.......................................................................................................................................I WAQN5T6 HYPI XEL SOI I WOULS BRE NOE ASNGEFTR I HATE EVERFY BADY ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................WAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS AND I WANT CCCRRRRAAAAZZZYYY CCCCRRRRAAAAFFFFFTTTTT............................................................................................................................................................................................WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@schlorping5156]

+Caithlin Balza K

[@ameliaskinner2254]

I would like the video but my stupid tablet isn't letting me like anything

[@elbarrio207]

+Amelia Skinner probably a glitch

[@nicoleowens2149]

I love your video's so much you are my favorite KZbinr

[@alisonwinefsky8173]

I agree with u dan. this map makes absolutely no sense.😕

[@pjholley13]

Alison Winefsky

[@ferjam6434]

My brother dabbed nooooo

[@mengchenxu8829]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@johndrie3491]

Or was it?

[@HiddenBunny5]

NOT U IT IS YOU OK Alison Winefsky

[@ThermalsniperN7]

My math skills SUCK so I know how you feel, Dan. I know how you feel.

[@AwesomeSurf]

+ThermalsniperN7 pls check out my channel

[@lejlaposkovic9900]

Yeah I'm horrible at math lol

[@optical4051]

+Awesome Surf reported brah

[@ThermalsniperN7]

Lejla Poskovic Well... Okay, I left out a few details and forgot to be specific. I'm bad at the higher and more advanced areas of math if: 1. I don't know how to do them properly. 2. I don't have a calculator.

[@lejlaposkovic9900]

ThermalsniperN7 I'm bad at all of the math I barely get a positive grade

[@Wincognit0]

Dan, trees don't have nerve cells so they don't get hurt.

[@Endgoggles]

fact they do

[@Soundstrocity]

"Nothing is impossible except..." *"breaking into the white house"*... Ironic

[@reevebry]

I like singing! I like dancing! I like trains. Choo choo :|

[@chromiumearth]

Who cares?

[@tashreeq5694]

wut

[@johndrie3491]

LOL!

[@mojogaming4408]

ChromiumEarth be nice!

[@judahtheechidna5673]

Wat

[@skye-scraper]

Why is people pretending to be Dan? I know he's good and better and wonderful and everything but he made this and worked hard on this, if you're coping Dan than how can you accomplish anything because everyone knows ur fake ( not the real Dan) He started from the beginning with no subs at all and he tried really really hard and did not give up and now he's here. So if you copy Dan, sorry but I'm not subbing.

[@aytugdemir4149]

I agree I'm liking this comment.

[@melaniethedog1649]

+Aytug Demir Same...the fakes are quite evil for copying Dan

[@cosmicshadow]

because people are stupid and dont care about the world.

[@alyssagrace7708]

Obviously it's once because if you take it away once the second time it would be taking it away from 120

[@timeiseverything785]

Alyssa Grace oh I get it I thought it was division I don't even know if we can do it division on it but I'm only in 5th grade so what do I know....😞

[@sarahtraynham1978]

Alyssa Grace wut

[@GabrielAnimateOfficial]

He's doing this in rage: 12:07 He's doing this in rage again: 24:07

[@planetpeg268]

Dan: I'm gonna make a run for it, here we g- ( blows up )

[@elerirobinson6089]

I agree

[@partyanimal1236]

LOL😋

[@doeapex7654]

here we g-- ( ad starts just before he jumps XD)

[@rosangie770]

+That gamer that's that same exact thing that happened to me!

[@doeapex7654]

Pollyanna Phoommilay lool

[@lizzyandbeecupcakeparty8568]

ME and my sister whatch you vids! I LOVE DANTDM!!! Who doesn't.

[@foolonthehill8410]

Dan you broke my heart when you said you don't like turtles 😢

[@AwesomeSurf]

+Orange McTwisty McTwist pls check out my channel

[@ihaurimadariaga]

;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;'&-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-; Y DAN Y SO MWAN DAY R BUTYFULL CWEATURES

[@foolonthehill8410]

Ingrid Hauri I KNOW RIGHT! T_T

[@cosmicshadow]

;-; Liek if u cri everyteim

[@Jason-ex6pv]

Orange mc twisty mc twist was like a year ago

[@gamechampion5694]

I love this video ,this is so cool

[@aidenpeters1379]

At 7:50 did anyone here dans phone ring

[@agushardjo]

Nope............. :|

[@xxdanielglxx8974]

Me

[@loraleebecraft975]

Did you

[@evade75]

Gabrielle Evans

[@rosabelledantdmandtfboysfa5276]

Aiden Peters nope

[@giogio4222]

I like turtles: you have to sneak because turtles are slow. Geez

[@rubyp6451]

I like trains

[@songye_strawberry]

+Deadbush 27 LOL

[@commentator4063]

i like likes!

[@rubyp6451]

CutieCups150 CC150 PIE FLAVOR

[@fnafplushandotherstuff1327]

i like wiggly butts

[@voltageoverkill]

Y U NO TAKE BEACON FROM WELL?! Oh wait it is appropriate for this video apparently...

[@jackjeniffer4607]

Yeah I know you are from pat and so am I hehe #DAPPER

[@justsaus9897]

first legit comment without spam

[@yijiezhong2807]

I did that in rossana pansino's channel

[@megachazad2017]

+Jack Jeniffer #SUPADUPADAPPER

[@megachazad2017]

+Jack Jeniffer #OPNESS

[@Lost_Kid411]

tree: have mercy pls dan dan:NO I WILL CHOP U DOWN -chops tree- tree: NOO! *died*

[@thelego6349]

When the Diamond at the start takes place. I hear "Press Start!" 😨

[@ashleysims1763]

I am a big fan

[@ChloBear_]

Who got the Stephen Amell reference 😂😂😂😂😂

[@UTacticalSpider]

+chloe penton I did XD

[@Maria-tz6gp]

+TheDiamondMinecart ‍ // ‍ DanTDM your fake not the real dan

[@Maria-tz6gp]

***** F NO

[@Maria-tz6gp]

***** I KNOW RIGHT

[@loafdanish9711]

+TheDiamondMinecart ‍ // ‍ DanTDM socks

[@sarahb3034]

Found this whilst doing homework due tomorrow, still gonna watch it

[@isiahmartell7508]

I love Dantdm

[@robbybourdess2877]

I love smiely fases.:)

[@sparklynarwhal7158]

DanTDM... You are insane.

[@setiswolf]

+IcyFox i play animal jam to ur picture is the arctic fox of aj they r soo cute #ilovearcticfoxesforever

[@sueannmiller7048]

that's mean. DON'T INSULT DANTDM WITH ME AROUND.😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

[@armadillo-arts]

+Sue Ann Miller that wasn't an insult ....we're all insane are we not 👹

[@felixroux]

yer

[@kaylanyipky]

+HorseRider9421 +sue ann miller is probably 6

[@munirohm2420]

6:56 family friendly content Of course this video is not demonetized

[@dieselstruck]

. At 4:27 ni

[@natasha8119]

I am watching in 2017

[@karrendevenport7998]

me to lol

[@atayeh10]

Same

[@toby5321]

meh tooooooo (o_o) !O! !!

[@lyltjebandy8033]

Me toch lol

[@meatcat7070]

me 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@vhtprimoepsongamer3799]

Man that really doesnt make SENSE😤😤

[@bananasquad1101]

What the hell

[@sistersclub3512]

On March 13, 2016, I watch this video for the first time. This was the first video I ever seen by him and I loved it. is was so funny! I watched him ever since.

[@mazzymeow]

Haters: AhHahahHa This video is so bad *DISLIKE*! 😏 Me: why....whyy....whyyy.....WHYYYYY.....JUST WHYYYY😤😤😤😤😤 Miranda: *HATERS GONNA HATE* SO BACK OFF HATERS!

[@kirstenl9870]

nooooooooooooooooooo he is good

[@estelaortega3764]

XXtbrulesXX

[@mariamaltez8819]

Wth?

[@playtime9158]

I Hate Haters

[@kempie9994]

My daughter is called faith 💕🎂👩‍👩‍👧‍👦

[@armadillo-arts]

My middle name is faith 😊

[@kempie9994]

Hoofbeats_and_Heartbeats c:

[@lasica696]

Kempie999 =) Beautiful name. It sure brings faith to my heart. 💖💖 Ps What is the dog breed on your profile picture? Just curious. I l🐶ve dogs!! 👧💖🐕

[@thecoolguyrobloxian1237]

The map broke cause he reloged it said the map will brake if he relogod...

[@chalkwarrior5542]

never watch dantdm late at night. you'll get pushed to watch more even though you really need to sleep...

[@mayam4294]

1k people disliked this ☹️☹️

[@tsharma98]

Because of this video I know the answers

[@karlton6982]

Cheater

[@alamisc]

FIRST VIEW/COMMENT/LIKE! let me make a joke donald trump

[@patriciastaronschi149]

wow that was funny i forgot to laught 😒

[@shhsam5512]

BRUH That's old now!

[@synthkittenn]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA George Cloony

[@kwbk]

+Mrs_TNT 21 That reply you just said to that "joke" was totally unoriginal...

[@nakozzn]

true

[@SealLoveAI]

Dan how do you make your thumbnails?! They are absolutely perfect!

[@maryannez8562]

wow you don't like turtles you hurt my feelings. I HAVE TURTLES I HAD 3 BUT 1 passed away... SO YOU HURT ME

[@Pheebs3]

*i* like turtles :3

[@Idk-ev1sl]

he was joking. Also, you don't like D

[@vivkale]

he actuly likes turtels he said it cause of the game

[@TheManOfBread]

Shut your face it's there opinion.

[@janesmith8314]

PandaLover Vids that guys a punk I love turtles to

[@crunchybro123]

😐 👕 👖 👟👟

[@angelmilante]

🎩 😄 👕 👖 👞

[@angelmilante]

Dead

[@lasica696]

(\👑/) ( • . •) ( ^ ^ ) I am the princess bunny. The evil witch is looking for me so I can become an evil boss! I need help. Could you copy and post me under lots of videos so the evil witch will get confused? She is very short sighted and hasn't spotted me yet. With clones, it will be easy to blend in! Please don't tell her where I am!!!

[@chassity1828]

My daughter loves your videos. she watches them a lot. love it!

[@xitzluisx2705]

This looks super hard , do more please

[@claireellis4326]

Hilarious, I love your channel Dan 😂🤣😂🤣

[@dominiqclark8434]

Hay DanTDM I love your videos! Your the best youtuber I ever seen

[@hellointernet2276]

"this is a sequel to the 2 impossible quiz maps and the idiot test." "This is the finale of the TRILOGY" A trilogy is a series of 3. just pointing it out

[@farhanahmed6399]

Man, even watching this map made me crazy how do people make these maps?

[@dogeplayz3478]

This guy is SO good at making maps below me

[@multiconsole360]

since Dan plays this Minecraft game last time I watched another video and I believe him that he's good at video games

[@siren_gaming8565]

“Please don’t let me die on this pig” -DanTDM, 2016

[@viper9381]

I love this so much :)

[@holmius76]

Dan you are the best every time I see your smile and your videos i feel better 😍👍🏼

[@chickenselect0]

Dear dan, I have been upset for half the day coz of my nan and u really made my day so thank you

[@texasreznikof]

i was sick while watching this after the vid i felt way better and my fever went away

[@claudialousararian4471]

You are the best DanTDM. I am a big fan and you are my favourite youtuber

[@totallynotnero6821]

You uploaded this video after my birthday!

[@junefreeman6622]

the fire ball had a good beat as they were falling

[@stevedonahue5218]

LOVE IT!!!!! I subscribed!!

[@drewryan903]

I love you Dan TDM. I love Graham and I love that the trailer and all your mods.

[@m.x.ivortex9735]

Thanks for playing my new bedwars minigame!

[@mufupufferfish8141]

cool video Dan ! that is cool, is that why my buttons speek

[@bethanplatt2902]

Omg That looked so hard good idea with the lie down :)

[@lidiamaldonado1906]

I LOVE YOU DANTDM I HAVE BENN WATCHING SINCE I WAS 5

[@jellybean5107]

OMG DAN U R SO AWESOME and plus this video is cool

[@roar_roar_rorafex]

this is weird but cool! hold space while watching a video, then its kind of cool! its so cool.

[@duckwastooken]

I’m going on a rampage of watching Dan’s videos to cheer myself up from Stranger Things season 3

[@datfunnygirlgladden9780]

Dan me and my best friend loves your videos and you are my favorite youtuber

[@user-qh7zd2qy3u]

I have been sad but you make me laugh

[@makicrazygirlvlogsandgames3953]

Ironically enough, creepers are minecraft icons, and almost every player hates them to the core. XD

[@elliebennett9921]

Dan: Creeper Me: AWEEEEE MANNNNN (me waiting for response 😄) no response😭 Then I heard... SO WE GO BACK IN THE MINE SWINGING OR PIKAXE FROM SIDE TO SIDE. 👁👃👁 👄

[@teycamera5746]

I watch your videos daily from 2014

[@nono-in9vy]

Nice video dantdm!

[@slikdev]

1:00 does dan realise this is in a REAL minecraft world? its super creepy

[@bjfoster05]

i love your videos :)

[@ShooteKat]

the take away thing is one because after you take two away there is not the same amount you start with

[@cassygauthier5967]

Wow, dan almost started crying, that would totally be me lol

[@timothyghost8899]

0:50 STOP THAT!

[@BurbleburbJr]

No way i really found this so much nostalgia

[@Ryan-qy3yb]

"Lol Stephen Amell" and the room was constantly shooting Arrows... Stephen Amell is the actor who plays Green Arrow/Oliver Queen in the show Arrow.