PROTECT THE KING! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #2

protect him from the small people at all costs!
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[@danielmonkeythomas574]

Only OGs remember the chicken man

[@luperamirez1527]

Or the chicken man man

[@hama4959]

Only Pgs remember the muskets

[@hama4959]

OGs*

[@hama4959]

Only OGs remember the muskets

[@stevekwun]

and when Dan broke his hand 💪

[@juzt_aendergamer5461]

2024 anyone?

[@lorsonwebsy8486]

2024

[@jayblox1official494]

2024

[@JadixEDITS]

Here

[@Mimi-c19rd]

Here❤❤

[@Emanuel-d6g7m]

Here

[@catroserade0851]

3:37 Herald... Bone mage... Me- If Herald farts... oh geez

[@ttrsgod9902]

BONE MAGE R.I.P

[@T9L2R2]

Lol

[@Tashika_.]

🤣🤣

[@foreverlasters9754]

Lol

[@Tex6110]

😂😂🤣🤣

[@rosymosca3886]

dan sees the name of potionseller: hMmM PoTiOnMaStEr

[@hazzesanimations8212]

Ah yes,the floor here is made of ceiling.

[@lydiaheart5508]

The king looked so annoyed

[@iming2512]

This is how many times DanTDM needs to play tabs ⬇

[@holy4221]

iming2512 That....makes no sense.

[@thatdumbone5931]

Correction: This is how many times DANTDM needs to play tabs. You forgot the word "times"

[@unicornkatt4355]

65 Wow I Uh.....

[@fayesacramento2980]

150!?

[@oldchannel99956]

151

[@KingsGlaive42]

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Confirmed by Military to be incredibly helpful in war tactics

[@oliverc7348]

Yup,it's actully made by a military veteran

[@johnlorenpelayo]

And have a mammoth in a war

[@kpb811]

Wait is this true???!!

[@gamingwizard4268]

Ya my dad is in the military and he said his general made it

[@KingsGlaive42]

@@kpb811 No, are u crazy!!!!!!!

[@trainwreck237]

Dantdm wakes up from this dream yelling, “THEY’RE IN THE TREES!!”

[@totallyhuman2074]

lol

[@Chefboyarewebased]

Heck no

[@ScotlandGeo]

Mystic Alchemist Hey you make vids

[@kaysden]

Vietnam intensifies

[@feras_133]

@@ScotlandGeo I do too

[@aguilarsean6305]

Yay this game will have more episode (By Dan (of course ) )

[@Fragglesque]

And lazarbeam

[@maxismad3732]

“They’re literally all in the trees!” *has Vietnam flashback*

[@trihandsomeboy627]

Ace Of Spades hài vlon

[@JasCoolGaming]

is has i guess

[@e.lnorry5807]

Ace of spades, long live cayde my favourite boi in destiny.

[@codswollopye7287]

Ace Of Spades Vietnamese Flashback P.S how did you get that black writing

[@JVerde853]

Marshmello Alone put this symbol * before and after the word without space

[@fire_goon]

Dan thanks for playing hilarious games it makes my days way better and I'm not feeling too good right now but thanks for making me laugh.

[@Riaz-exe]

Hope you're doing well 💗

[@CheeseCat-uy2uy]

😮

[@theolenton6639]

Dan: teleports to a map called “tree” tribe Map: *is surrounded by trees* Dan: Where are they?

[@madders408]

Theo Lenton he meant the enemy team

[@apocdeathtoall3996]

its a joke

[@amywillcutt6988]

Exactly

[@Zapp-thorne]

@@apocdeathtoall3996 he actually didn’t know for a little

[@BunsterTheBunny]

@@Zapp-thorne rer

[@davidsalazar3131]

You should make a totally accurate battle simulator series

[@no-life4438]

David Salazar no I want vacation simulator

[@sonysangalang]

yeah!

[@michaelrosenwantstokillyou3425]

NoBoDy 451 no I want tabs

[@jenncourtney9348]

Smart

[@eveliamendez5503]

MAYOR OF MEMES:I Agree! Dantdm: But the pugs

[@GameAddicter]

I'm not, but this is the earliest I have ever seen a newly updated video.

[@imveryunoriginallol8683]

Yeah, me too..

[@xaz3041]

only og’s remember craig the mail man

[@Silly.Alienz8]

If you watch the video in the 0.25 speed the halfling dabs in 6:46

[@shwrmsrm]

6:50

[@mrnerd6888]

Dab police!!!

[@KrYPTzx]

@Stk_indoraptor 22 me too

[@watRmelon]

The dab police must arrest him fir dabing

[@rahmatbanua7009]

0 subs No videos weee

[@owenbeebe5214]

Yas do more vids on this GAME plz T.A.B.S more

[@no-life4438]

Owen Beebe no I want vacation simulator

[@kuroki72]

True

[@crushersfirst5017]

yessssssss

[@frankharris9744]

"i'm not hearing no sound" that's a double negative

[@vinyboo9699]

1st comment for yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Badam badum badam badam The rest plays*

[@mr.phoenix8691]

APotatoUMU ;-;

[@marcuswong730]

This whole video is about bone mages friendly-firing down their own guys

[@potatoman4628]

TABS Rule #1: Never put any units (unless it's flying) in the way of the mammoth.

[@thecommentdweller8074]

14:16 “BATTLE for your country,battle for your snake Bedouin!” -your’s sincerely,Kelly cook

[@karonsimmons3239]

Kelly Cook lol.

[@qo7k891]

I wish I could get this game

[@frankielacorda9374]

Its stupid, I love it! -Dan 2019

[@Leeknowgirl15]

Sorry a bit late doing homework Hey Dan Love your vids

[@heathermclean9502]

It's ok you aren't the only person who is late :/

[@idiotdev3738]

Me 2

[@idiotdev3738]

Love his videos

[@bigo-power4322]

I have school to

[@Knighted17]

13:05 I DIED LAUGHING!!!

[@LightBlueKingYT]

17:12 why was it so cool when the valkyries went under the longship

[@nj_K2_]

On "Hay and pitchforks" you should say Hay Guys! *Pun intended*

[@ekawulandari1947]

Hi

[@notasimpwtf6012]

🤔 i dont get it said nobody ever

[@liguow]

U TRATIOR

[@MeloniestNeon]

"play the sad music please" *SINGLE PIANO NOTE OF DESPAIR*

[@johgeen3392]

Yes

[@studioaproductions6966]

Hey dan! Can u please play more tabs because u can now turn into one of the people that are fighting

[@feras_133]

THATS ANOTHER GAME

[@cringedmossy5260]

YA DAN PLEASE YOU MAKE ANY BORING GAME FUN!! Not saying this game is boring

[@calderfeit7567]

Every youtuber I've seen play TABS has mistaken greeks for romans. IM TRIGGERED!

[@seagull8291]

IKR SAME

[@benshinysaur3681]

1 word Baronvongames

[@sci-fitaco2685]

Actually it isn't either it's medieval.

[@shrekinator1882]

i cannot get over how accurate this is

[@testingphaze4853]

Here's a little tip: If you're going to use ice archers, make sure you spawn dozens of them. Their large number can freeze up the enemy almost instantly. Its super effective

[@angelinacutbush954]

i agre

[@iheartsleepy]

When your friend says Sword art online sucks You: 4:56

[@whitedave1968]

Dan:They’re in the trees Grandad:”has a flash back”

[@catroserade0851]

Lol

[@DatBoi-lu9pt]

Dan: Why are the archers failing?!?!? Also Dan: Places them DIRECTLY IN FRONT of the people with melee weapons

[@johnlorenpelayo]

Roses are red Dan is blue He has a ring He protects the king

[@robtorell1218]

Ya mean Dan king! XD

[@westonsimkins4231]

This doesn’t make sense he has a ring he protects the king wut 😤

[@echothestar4595]

BOOOO GET A JOOOOBBBB

[@ناصرالحربي-د5ظ]

10:34 Imagine if there was blood

[@julielee6830]

ناصر الحربي oh no

[@d3ppress3dpans3xual9]

Yes yes yes.l!

[@ناصرالحربي-د5ظ]

Wow this comment has been a year

[@patroraptor8393]

Oh why

[@brennanfrausto457]

I cliked on the timestamp and got a disney plus ad

[@maltloafking5007]

Where's the vr. Dan needs to go scuba diving on vacation simulator

[@mooqer]

3:21 red: why is the hale speaking bluese?

[@valerieapril2471]

Smash bros: final destination were here Dan: what’s smash bros Smash bros: 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@chickenrunner34curtis49]

I laughed so hard when Dan said “look at him he’s a farmer and he’ll be better than you, and he even has a stupid hat! Come on, pitchfo- *farmer gets hit in the head with a club*

[@chickenrunner34curtis49]

Dan pls heart this ❤️

[@TicoFr]

Dang u late

[@mobsquad9921]

Here’s my fave line from this series The cannon ball hit our own donkey

[@jasonmcgoff2881]

@@mobsquad9921 The "Catupult not cannon

[@JackeOfNoTrades]

He just DIED

[@insertnamehere5996]

Please do another part!😊 this gameplay was so funny!

[@theweirdestpartofyourday4518]

Dan:A farmer could do better than you. Farmer: took out in one hit.

[@meowmaro]

Totally EPIC battle Dan

[@peridot3675]

T.E.B.D

[@kuroki72]

You forgot about The Adventure Pals, Spider-man, Miitopia, tomodachi (idk how to spell) and detective Pikachu Who remembers these series!!

[@TryNotBanningMe]

Meh btw spiderman is over

[@James-pk6dm]

Also the unnamed Minecraft survival series?

[@James-pk6dm]

Also CrazyCraft?

[@jagabandhukar1965]

Me

[@briancoombes3394]

Mmmmeeeeee plz Dan more more

[@theobwfc]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly He happy TABS is bacc

[@cartergamer2885]

he attac

[@jessievelasquez]

6:07 the king is getting washed away by an ocean wave

[@Santiago-hj9dd]

14:30 the archer aim is just spot on

[@vinci1834]

Hint to beat that level you were on: Quantity > Quality

[@neeutralk2100]

Dan you are the best

[@girliedongiapon4853]

Dan:play the sad music Sad music: pressed one key

[@aplenewbi3368]

1:19 That's just a piano note not sad music

[@Stephen.581]

I want you to join *DANTDM'S ARMY*

[@26Todd194]

Me to eating me to me to me to me to me to meet you

[@oldchannel99956]

No

[@juliesprinklej5039]

Nicky Clayton wut

[@juliesprinklej5039]

GIMME FOOD

[@n.rv..n]

I am mamot.

[@xxrainaxx1075]

Eyyyyyyy I made it and I already liked the video ^^ Love you dan

[@ChuckyCharl]

Eye?

[@xxrainaxx1075]

OMFG did I srsly write eye? xD I didn't even realise omg, I saw it as Eyyy not Eyee Thanks y'all

[@johurakibriya2678]

Dan:some potion masters Everyone who plays tabs:it's potion sellers!

[@shiny_edin]

JUST REFRESHED KZbin AND THIS SHOWED UP!!! CLICK AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!!!!

[@ironearth1851]

DanTDM in this video: WELL DONE HAROLD THE MAMMOTH DanTDM in the next video: You disgrace me Me: ... Well i am speechless

[@cadenberry1972]

After having a really tough day your videos bring a smile to my face Dan. Thanks

[@On1yCarter]

Same

[@caffeecup5319]

**HEADBUTTER** _You Died_ *-Headbutter* Headbutted the cobblestone

[@raggyj9683]

Who watching April 2019

[@synshival4238]

Me and everyone

[@hobbesmc5651]

No im watching in December of 1378

[@hobbesmc5651]

Duh everybody is

[@vegetableiam1274]

no im watching in january 3029

[@vanessabattle180]

EVERYONE IN DA WORLD. EVEN JAPAN

[@aidenmomtahan782]

I can't stop myself from watching this video over and over

[@heathermclean9502]

I guess the 55 people who disliked failed at protecting the king😂😂😂

[@oliviageek]

You mean 200

[@deannatorres8150]

Olivia Moreira you mean 209

[@mydadcamehomefr2256]

@@deannatorres8150 you mean 345

[@kuroki72]

Heather Mclean it’s so true

[@JasCoolGaming]

55 people won

[@snailgail4012]

Dan let’s put in the potion master Me it’s called a potion seller My sister : you get

[@gwenanowens8688]

Early! Love your vids Dan! Wait for your vids all day!

[@ghostgamers5004]

So do I:(

[@robynramos4236]

Wow so sad

[@ivoryailes2098]

@@ghostgamers5004 ? Why the sad face

[@gwenanowens8688]

@@robynramos4236 that's mean :(

[@strawlocks]

Boi early squad where u at And Use Code DanTDM in the item shop boiis

[@Aranthematic]

Let's see what happens -dantdm 2019

[@Brandon-5cxqv]

4:56 - The Squire liked the Hafling's cut, G.

[@Copy_Catt]

BETA Tabs was soooooo funny! 😂😂😂

[@gabelarsen3513]

So far I've heard Dan call the potionseller three things: Potionseller, Potion Master, and Potioneer.

[@benosullivan5253]

we need more tabs

[@benreiber6335]

The beginning scene is just a bunch of Bob Rosses fighting each other

[@travisscyd9251]

10:18 "the farmer way better than and he has a stupid" WHEEZE that is so funny

[@okaywhat101]

Dan you made me laugh so hard because your so funny and i love your videos and im a kid

[@Jrm-bd3nl]

You didn’t need to say what age you were but okay

[@gamercat100]

Dan: they all have handheld things Headbutters: am I a joke to you?

[@xiaoyingzhang960]

me: can we get haflings? mom: we already have them at home haflings at home : 11:34

[@Big_boy_zayne]

Dan you are the best because you mad a boys day on the Jeremy Kyle show thank you .😊😎

[@kitkatz6251]

psykotikfraggle 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@julielee6830]

Dan;the mammoth is op Landfall: *nerfs and turns into useless unit

[@Cerb746]

Dan: uses halfling Me: you underestimate the power of the *hobbit*

[@mrfool2319]

Dan reply epic if you read this, also, your the best KZbind ever

[@mnlightgacha4335]

I'm dantdm secretly...... MUHAHA JK

[@t-wong8954]

No I am...... I love Dan because we are a community of weirdos

[@snoopstergang9149]

epic

[@haydenfranks4191]

epic

[@rzanity_lostsanity6812]

11:33 My little cousins around asking if my mobile phone has games 😂

[@tristorys3340]

Haha

[@TheWeirdoDownTheStreet338]

It’s been 4 years but this still hits

[@L0giBlack]

Why is Dan such a good narrator XD

[@Oofy]

legend has say it if you early enough Dan will reply and give heart

[@noisnecsa995]

Legend says that if you try to get Dan to heart your comment he will not

[@yassinxdzx5591]

in the last episode of warball z the fifth zeus: whats the power of the mammoth the others: IT OVER 9000 ! the fifth zeus: NANI mammoth: hahahahha

[@emo8613]

Yo dude come with me.

[@emo8613]

Hi

[@Incepter.]

DanTDM really puts faith into the mammoth and the king to do all the work and kill all the enemies in TABS, especially when those halflings are too small to slice and dice

[@ArpitaSutradhar]

Dan:Everyone is infected Me:It's Corona Virus

[@ralphmedalla3544]

THANK GOD YOU CREATED THIS DUDE IF I HAD STRESS I JUST WATCH TO GET RID OF MY STRESS THANK SORRY FOR BAD SPEELING (im not shouting)

[@1ntensify]

Me: going to church and remembering Dan say. Dan: Omg he punched a holy man in the face.

[@catroserade0851]

4:48 Dan: This is awkward! Halfling1... Halfling2: WEEEEE!!! Me: WOAH YOU DIED WOAH WOAH YOU DIED!!! Who remembers The Greatest Minecraft Series Ever!?

[@relms1011]

MINECRAFT MIN MINE MINE MINECRAAAFTTT

[@relms1011]

AAAAA

[@relms1011]

E

[@relms1011]

SWING

[@lebronleonardo4675]

Early Dan! And Dan can you please play roblox please but not always. Thank you

[@elsitaboloix4043]

Boi

[@lebronleonardo4675]

Tnx xD

[@Blue_axolotl440]

I’ve watched this over 36 times its true and i laugh as much every time i laugh so hard its hard to breathe

[@riceocean2408]

17:43 rip the archer on the left OOF

[@SadiaT.]

Don't stop the good work keep it going and I love your vids and love you

[@chuylibretas1627]

Dan:Look At those beautiful eyes Me:Yea those beautiful Eyes of a Winner

[@riyubegay2682]

When that clumber hit the farmer in the swing that made me laugh soooo hard

[@thesilly3orasy692]

5:10 little did he know.. he could summon lord wonky eye

[@jeffgardiner1755]

The bards lead the enemy team were ever they go so when they fall off a cliff your guys follow by the way I love your tabs videos

[@viajekarlanthony6402]

e

[@karonsimmons3239]

Karl Viaje oh I get it xD

[@marsyad6002]

unoriginal

[@malibustacey7656]

oof

[@jaketheminecrafter2557]

I had pretty much the same thing happen to me 😂

[@sootandsavageicefire7078]

GOTEEM

[@barryvanhook423]

DAN- Were are they OH there in the tree's FANS- That's why its named Tree Tribe

[@elitenerd5047]

" *potion seller, I am going to war and I need your strongest potions* "