this shouldn't exist..

[@indieminuano1987]

Dan: He is terrifying Snowmelon: Do you prefer a frown face like the snowgolem instead of smiley face?

[@PalmettoOP]

I agree

[@injrg]

Melon Golem

[@GhostIy_Games]

Shear

[@le9038]

Fun fact:This was actually added in Minecraft Earth when it was released

[@malinasarkar2811]

Ikr

[@Sain-t777]

Ikr

[@poornapradnyadevale7621]

Wait was it really

[@julianader7346]

oop

[@stranger342]

Oo wow so funny HAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@Novaevo]

“He’s pretty cute!” Also the golem, a creepypasta pumpkin monster.

[@d4red3v1l8]

@Çhrîstõfêr Pèzēt ×55 do that to yourself ty

[@Orangeee239]

Gcubes

[@kyzranis_cool2583]

Maybe Its a green golem

[@mrshrek3514]

Day 8: of Shrek telling Dan he forgot the email that was supposed to come after 1 year Edit: ty for 500 likes, i hope Dan sees this!

[@d4red3v1l8]

@Çhrîstõfêr Pèzēt ×55 do that to yourself ty

[@CanadaBricks]

@Çhrîstõfêr Pèzēt ×55 shut up bot

[@axelbjerrebirkholm6522]

@Tom Simons ☑ no shut up

[@mrshrek3514]

@@reesedoesgaming1791 Who, me???

[@ninar9664]

Lol he probably forgot about it

[@bluedude199]

Dan: this shouldn’t exist Also Dan: let’s make more of them

[@reesedoesgaming1791]

Who else thinks dan should see his 1 year in the future message??

[@eisthebestletter1378]

He really should

[@CyanZone0]

OH YEAH

[@reactioncentral9052]

I wonder that every time he posts a video

[@megancross6010]

Me

[@supportivegoat8063]

I was your 69th like lol

[@KevinBzezovski]

If you place fire in-front of the snow golem its a flame golem

[@Ermmm13566]

More like a pumpkin and a little puddle

[@kaidenbraisby6009]

More like flame, gone.

[@Ermmm13566]

@@Jun10rJJ logic = non existent

[@TMCT.22]

@@Ermmm13566 true like it’s snow how does it not melt???? I’m not saying JosueC is wrong but it’s just weird

[@jonathansauceda589]

Bugrock

[@Erin-iq9no]

Dan was all of our childhood

[@thenoodle_man]

Yeah

[@jensmith5330]

Yes....... I hope Dr. tray is having a great time and eats cookies every day.

[@wywyearp6632]

Dan: look at him he’s harmless,defenseless Dan 2 seconds later: he will defend your honor

[@chaosbuilder1531]

"Thier faces come trough thier head" -Dantdm 2021

[@Andhsuwbdnayahjdhxjsjs]

Their faves come through their head. That’s how you spell it. Sorry I corrected you

[@MordecaiAndRigbyYourFired]

**“ MELONS! ATTACK! “** - DanTDM 2021

[@d4red3v1l8]

@Çhrîstõfêr Pèzēt ×55 do that to yourself ty

[@tmbmangobird]

@@d4red3v1l8 Hey hey. We got a supporter!!

[@tmbmangobird]

Btw great emojis in youe name Jelly bean OwO

[@d4red3v1l8]

@@tmbmangobird :>

[@Captain-K_MC]

Sup Dan. You are the first person I have ever subscribed to, and love your videos.

[@sid624]

same

[@d4red3v1l8]

@Çhrîstõfêr Pèzēt ×55 do that to yourself ty

[@frenchfry7631]

@Tom Simons ☑ your video is garbage LMAO

[@nyxorium]

Cursed MelonMan: *Exists* Dan: *Hires hitman*

[@katrinkastewart8969]

This shouldn’t exist… **proceeds to spawn more of them**

[@astrumdotnet]

Why is no-one talking about the game being "this shouldn't exist"

[@dirtblock1657]

Because it’s a real thing mojaing added but then removed

[@SA-bh9kl]

Dan shocked that you can wear it What he says: I'm a freak!

[@sodaithink]

fun fact: the feature of torches deactivating spawners isnt intentional. it stops the spawner since the torches emit to high of a light level for monsters to spawn. this also applies to night and day. for example, it may be day, but monsters will still spawn in darker areas. monsters are always suppost to spawn, but the light level from the sun prevents it. have a good day!

[@Ketchoop.C]

thank you for the fun fact!

[@kryx_1-]

"im not really sure that this should be a thing" thats how im feeling about that moustache my guy

[@CallMeDX]

BURN

[@SpectoRecto]

My weird uncle be like:

[@frenchfry7631]

@Dream in your dreams🙂

[@frenchfry7631]

@Çhrîstõfêr Pèzēt ×55 DROWN ME🤬😡🤬

[@mustafaadem2636]

@@frenchfry7631 wellll his name IS dream soooooooooo.

[@markstadix]

Fun Fact About Melon Golems: They are technically a real minecraft mob since they appear in minecraft earth

[@Andhsuwbdnayahjdhxjsjs]

Minecraft earth is discontinued actually.

[@PumaVoid]

husk: kills the melon golem Dan: I'm about to end this mans whole career

[@firassami704]

Now we know where the admin snowman came from in Minecraft story mode.

[@valcormoore1113]

Watching this when it's 48 minutes old.

[@melissaemerson7321]

You know your a gamer when you kill a husk in the snow

[@fredthefish9037]

When wadzee doesn’t have enough pumpkins for his snow golem farm:

[@chaosbuilder1531]

Dan: Defenceless Snow Golem: *_Bullies a husk_*

[@charliedas9822]

One thing I did not know I was gonna hear *IN MY ENTIRE LIFE* is"Melons Attack! "😂

[@epicgaming11195]

*0:10* "he's harmless, defenseless" 1 second later "he will *defend* your honor"

[@IconicResemblance]

Normal snow golems: *Has a terrifying face* Dan: This is fine Snow golem with melon head: *Has a pretty cute smiley face* Dan: This is the oppisite of fine

[@masonclarke-coxon7780]

0:10 He is harmless and defenseless 0:14 He will defend you honor

[@08tristan_]

This is the type of snow golem that Lazarbeam would have dreamed of..

[@shikupo]

I am here to help Shrek remind Dan of his email he sent to himself

[@jensmith5330]

Oh yeah, the email!

[@depressedcapuccino3554]

Thank. You. You FINALLY became family friendly again so now I can sit down with my younger siblings and watch your content. Also, pls do fnf week 7 and actually finish it.

[@depressedcapuccino3554]

Nevermind

[@underdasea3757]

Dan: he is defenseless **2 seconds later** Snowman: *attacking husk*

[@payte_n]

This watermelon snowman is what nightmares are made out of.

[@ALTDeLaNovaGLMV]

there should definitely be a Minecraft horror map, solely based on someone making a snow golem-man thing wrong and it became a vengeful watermelon golem-man

[@jackchen4449]

Yeah the carved melon looks cute and scary at same time

[@romano6162]

in minecraft earth, the melon holem had animated attack expressions, and they also dealt damage unlike the regular snow golems

[@biggumbaIIs]

U could make rlly good horror maps with those melon heads. Actually kinda cool.

[@captain_cron4]

Dan: Oh no he's hungry. I guess he can eat his own face. He doesn't have the stomach for it. 🤣

[@gbmoeedkiani3894]

Dan:He’s Defensless Also dan:He will defend in your honor

[@jensmith5330]

No one: No one ever: Dan: it’s harmless and defenseless. It will defend your honor.

[@Buzby2018]

Does any OG TeamTDM members remember when Dan couldn’t grow a moustache or beard. What a time, What a time, What a time

[@Punini-cd5rd]

Respect to those kids that actually tryied it out

[@SurePea_archive]

Dan: let's make more of them Melons: hit them bois!!

[@richelles7726]

"I'm a freak" -Dantdm 2021 me: uhhhhhhhh ok

[@Navysstuff]

Whenever I see Dan’s background as a snowy Taiga background I immediately think of Dr. Tray’s lab for some reason 😂

[@Ratty2119]

Pants vs zombies blocky edition

[@kyzranis_cool2583]

Dan has a love for pumpkin golem but not watermelon golem. ??????

[@melonboy1108]

As the leader of the melon army we politely decline your offer of making this a thing

[@nerdjetshorts7368]

Dan: He is defenseless. he will defend your honor Me: (slaps forehead)

[@megancross6010]

Noice 👌 How do I get one of these? 😂

[@indodinoyoutube]

Me eating watermelon: "This should absolutely exist!"

[@LazyCatAnims]

"Harmless, defenseless," Proceeds to attack husk

[@gentlemanmoai5721]

Dan:this shouldn't exist Also dan:making this creature exist

[@DrummerBlade.]

DanTDM: "Subscribe!!" One Afterthought Later: "plz"

[@Catpopandremeysbrother]

You question the words of the mighty Jimmy

[@Danielmarq606]

melon: you want some sEaDs??!

[@palesamagonare]

When the head is off, it reminds me of the Admin as a snowman in Minecraft Story mode season 2😂

[@justinbloomfield6763]

Dan and his army of melons

[@doodles4878]

Not gonna lie watermelons my favorite food so I’m quite fond of these lil guys

[@sydneyhelton4934]

That was awesome! 😃😊❤💛💚💙💜💕💞🌈 💎

[@NihilumSupra7]

It’s happened. It’s actually happened...Dan broke Minecraft! He’s turned melons against mobs!!! Congrats, Dan; Minecraft is broke. 😂 Please do a build battle video

[@veace9402]

Dantdm “look at him he’s harmless defenseless” Dantdm 2 seconds later “ he will defend your honor “ Ok dan which is it dan defenseless or he will defend

[@kiraarox868]

Dan's mustache is appearing and he looks more like a dad...

[@GlitchTheGoose]

tdm: sheers his face how he feels: deep regret

[@hopecherry2452]

dan: they are terriblly horrifying. :water melon golem: do u want to be like the husk we killed?

[@angelspen7410]

Dan: if you saw this in a very dark cave you would run the opposite direction. Me: nope. Not me. I'm running straight towards it and giving it a big ol'hug. Dan: this looks like a freaky emoji Me: I wanna hug that freaky emoji

[@redddddddd6617]

Dan:hooooo no u did not,get away from me Husk:bro ur the one going to me

[@mlggamer5296]

They don't look very friendly. They look like killers that are ready to pounce unpredictably

[@BamOfficalsOldAccount]

Dan: says they should not exist and they freaks Husk: * kills one * Dan: HOW DARE YOU!?! * kills husk* Also Dan : proceeds to call them freaks

[@rohita06]

atleast our good old snow golem got a brother nonetheless :P

[@SourSweets8217]

Notification: Hello, DanTDM shorts has uploaded a new video! Me: _SpEeEeEeEeD_

[@minibruh]

That's from minecraft earth witch means it should exist so we can remember our fallen game R I P minecraft earth 2019-2021

[@brixmacaranas2619]

Hey Dan fun fact if you use the shear to shear off the pumpkin in a snow golem you'll discover it's original face

[@Electrifin3]

Fun Fact: I got recommended this 3 days later.

[@person2269]

*CONTINUE MODDED HARDCORE SERIES PLEASE* Day one of trying him to getting me to continue the hardcore series.

[@primedelafuente268]

Time traveller: moves a chair The timeline:

[@deepysingh800]

That's from Minecraft Earth, the melon golem shoots melon seeds which are suppose to do a little bit of damage (Btw Minecraft Earth will officially shut down on the 30th or in other words in 2 DAYS so check it out for the last time while you still can if you can!)

[@sergioarmijo7620]

you could make that melon in vanilla minecraft using invisable item frames and map art

[@Quotability]

i know these are danTDM "shorts" but i wish they were longer lol

[@tsmseasonal]

Dan:"This shouldn't exist." Me:But it does Dan." :)

[@simranpunj6046]

I subbed and I love your vids 😎

[@zoz5464]

0:41 ummm

[@maxim_beatbox]

“Or is it cute? I can’t really tell”

[@breadstudios8483]

The carved melon is cute to me.

[@Noodle_Arms]

The watermelon golem is a happy boi

[@boxnite1196]

I believe Dan has just joined a cult.

[@shenzhang7757]

Lazarbeam is probably like THE POWER OF MELONS!!!!

[@fr1sko420]

NO WAY i never thought to see the day, DANS BEARD HAS RE-GROWN!

[@isaiah_ig]

I’ll never be tired of Dan’s videos

[@frenchfry7631]

@Çhrîstõfêr Pèzēt ×55 STFUUU

[@imbored2727]

No one talking about how he is growing a full on beard

[@thedraftingax5963]

Now I need to do this in survival mode

[@uhluki9242]

Dan: i don’t like this Me: i am melon lord

[@cheesymonster2904]

Me: What on your face Dan? Dan: Oh this, idk but it i'nt a beard Me: ye right, looking good tho Dan: Thanks, tell that to the snowman

[@niranjansj935]

This is so cool and also freaks me out at the same time. Dunno what's wrong with my brain.

[@frenchfry7631]

@Çhrîstõfêr Pèzēt ×55 STFUUUUU

[@Pepper4998]

Dan 2014: I’m sorry ok I can only grow this for a beard Dan 2021: I did it I finally did it 😁

[@SpikeyDogTV]

Fun fact 2.0: Dan made a video about this a bit ago, and deleted it / made it private and uploaded this different one.

[@orcaaugust05]

Dan: This shouldn't exist. Me after seeing it: Dear god. Dan: theres more. Me: No.

[@ixora2967]

AHHH YOU FINALLY GREW A SOMEWHAT BIG BEARD CONGRATS