Dare to Resist Almond Moms

Taylor Tomlinson invites Laura Ramoso, Johnny Pemberton, and Michaela Watkins into the group chat! They discuss Eurovision’s greatest hits, embarrassing almond moms, and butchered names at a college graduation.
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[@Ayalaula]

Wow I never thought I'd see German Mother and Bo from superstore on the same show 😂 Happy for them both 😊

[@rifkinr4660]

OMGGGG i LOVE Laura’s German Mother impression hahahahah “why are you not talking about journalism?” “Ryan Gosling” hahaha

[@obnoxiouspriest]

OMG that's her! That didn't click for me. I love her. She is so funny.

[@kcjd8659]

What is everyone saying and thinking about Ryan Golsing???

[@NancyPower33]

The name flubs reminds me of that Key & Peele skit! "Jay- quellin?" 😆

[@nathanferguson4479]

You done messed up A-A-ron!

[@Tonyhouse1168]

BlaaaaaaaKe

[@lemon4087]

Apparently the presenter got cards with their phonetic names, I feel that

[@SangoUzumaki]

D-nice?

[@Peter_Cordes]

@@lemon4087 - And it probably didn't have spaces between the names or some other failure to clearly indicate word breaks. Several of them had a sound from a later name tacked on to the first, leaving the next word shortened. Like Allison Nicole became Allisinnuh Cole

[@lynnstlaurent6789]

I stayed with my friend in Germany for Eurovision one year and time stood still while it was on.

[@MillerLikesSwords]

You missed the best line from the Baby Lasagna song "meow cat please meow back"

[@NameRealperson]

That wasn't even the weird bit of Cha Cha Cha

[@toniviskari417]

Yeah. I realized to my amusement that it would have been a blast to see their reaction to Loreen's performance from that same year. Love both performances, by the way, so no criticism. It is just seeing them in these bits can probably be... something to try to wrap your mind around.

[@benchiaase]

@@toniviskari417 Or even check out Finland's entry this year. A pantsless Windows95Man would blow their minds.

[@StayTh1rsty]

Cha Cha Cha for me went from, "What am I looking at?" to "Is this my entire personality now, and how do I feel about this?" in the span of 1 song lol

[@ennanitsua]

I will always maintain that the whole thing is the weirdest bit of Cha Cha Cha

[@merjakeranen221]

I feel like most Eurovision songs are weird the first time I hear them but they grow on me and after 5-20 times listening I love them 😂

[@sande6]

Käärijä - Cha Cha Cha. Never forget

[@VoidVerification]

Baby Lasagna - Rim Tim Tagi Dim. Never forget either.

[@benjaminbaumgardner7620]

Oddly enough is my 5 year olds favorite song

[@enricobortolazzo2651]

Yay Laura Ramoso!

[@pierfrancescocosta6336]

Taylor: "We're the only show who hasn't been colonized by the British!" Nish Kumar and London Hughes: "Oh, you absolute liars!" 😅😂

[@kyleyrumohr997]

the Ethiopia of late night shows.

[@Rex-u5v9w]

Bo going all recently converted southern baptist on Star Baby is the highlight of this episode

[@JeffSchall]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Human Centipede Dancers!!! Also, look at Thomas Jefferson University, going all Key and Peele on us! "A-A-Ron, Bah-Lock-Ay, Joe-Quellin..."

[@elratatrampa]

That's just what I thought. Life imitating art!

[@magdalenadrysdale4582]

I'm so glad the shows back! I got lonely over the weekend. Also, that last Eurovision song will stay with me for a while lol

[@Mare416]

Highly recommend listening to the whole thing. It’s amazing.

[@toniviskari417]

In addition to listening to the full song, as already recommended, also check out the finale live performance as the energy there was something else.

[@benchiaase]

The full contest is on KZbin. I highly recommend watching through all 4 hours of it. It's an absolute delight.

[@DashaFayvinova]

Love that ya'll are talking about Eurovision!

[@orenashkenazi9813]

I'm convinced that the name thing was a performance piece to show white Americans what it feels like when someone pronounces your name super wrong.

[@Petalumination]

Key & Peele did it better. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYLEfZyZarh4lassi=vfFzYAzB8-zjbRAH

[@JasminMiettunen]

Apparently the names were spelled phonetically on the card, not sure if they weren’t spelled right or if the announcer didn’t know how to read phonetics 😂

[@Damanticore]

Laura is actually the feminized for of Latin Laurus, which means bay laurel plant. If what she said about her last name isn't a joke, her name is basically branchy plant.

[@EddusPoet]

Star Baby will watch this in 20 years and need therapy

[@Rodideluxe]

"Imagine explaining something like this to an american." Lil Nas X but finnish...

[@YouHadMeAtMoonPie]

Star baby just looks like Maggie Simpson in her snow suit

[@sweetmother2406]

Oh my gosh! It’s Laura!😍 Can she answer everything as her German mother?

[@obnoxiouspriest]

That Amanda Bynes bit deserved more laughs.

[@benjaminbaumgardner7620]

I didn’t get it

[@orinanime]

Thaaaat's Meee!

[@benchiaase]

Eurovision rocks! Those songs are bangers!

[@toniviskari417]

I understand the show couldn't do it because of logistical reasons, but it is a shame they didn't show the actual footage from Bambi Thug's performance in the competition as that video was tame compared to it. Also it was genuinely amazing. Also it actually made me grin how quickly the audience seemed to get into Croatia's song.

[@toniviskari417]

And only realized that seeing only a piece of Nemo's, the Swiss winner's, performance would have gotten a lot of reactions. As a whole it is genuinely staggering, but in bits it can be confusing.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

That Bambi Thug band seemed awesome. Not sure about the others 😅

[@badbasic]

They're all absolutely wonderful, the winner and the runner up I choose to avoid at all costs as they instantly get stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Baby Lasagna, šta mi uradi brate!

[@wokeaf1242]

Let's all admit it, we all searched for, found and watched Baby Lasagna because that's the power of After Midnight and Taylor Tomlinson. She sets the next dance trends on all the social media apps.

[@Mare416]

Oh man if you enjoyed that just wait til you watch more Eurovision performances. You might have already heard Moldova’s 2010 song without knowing it.

[@nikolinaurevic8613]

I am from Croatia and didn't even expect to see anything related to Eurovision, and I was smiling so hard when I saw that they included Baby Lasagna. The song is sooo good

[@lisadawne]

i thought Laura was Miss Honey from Matilda !

[@jso6790]

Aww Star Baby. The original one was Maggie Simpson way back in early seasons of The Simpsons!

[@MCV630]

8:29 They did Johnny dirty there, he deserved more points for that joke.

[@jaebee1121]

On mother's day I texted my siblings and said "I'm lucky that I got such great siblings and that's one thing that [mother] did right, so I don't care that it's her birthday but I don't want to be the only one that didn't text her" and my brother wrote back "I did text her but I didn't say 'happy mother's day'" followed by "oh shit, it's her birthday too?!" The point is, mother's day didn't stop some of us from being bitches.

[@ackity]

i wanna know what the reaction to europapa would have been, god i love that song

[@TechnicallyLeine]

Europapa was truly amazing

[@Sven-v8s3b]

Bambie Thug rocks! So does Baby Lasagna! Tattoo, not so much.

[@lemony3719]

CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA

[@dumbkoffcrow974]

Belated birthday to Stephen Colbert!

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

*ALL HAIL STAR BABY*

[@bobbenson6825]

Thank you sincerely for introducing me to Rim Tim Tagi Dim. That song is a banger.

[@DANMINARD]

just saying the words "Dr. Kondoms" is reward enough.

[@ErisRift]

"Jiku Lynn Bore" Jiku its short for Jessica. 👏😆💀☠

[@kolpik3708]

Star Baby makes me think of an 80s movie called Solarbabies.

[@maxwebb425]

3:10 dear CBS it’s spelt Bambie not Bambi

[@Bargerland]

Bambi's mom is dead.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

I watch exactly one podcast and two weeks ago there was a lovely, funny guest on it named Taylor Tomlinson!! Long live Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend!

[@AdrianColley]

Taylor once called him her "comedy father", and here she dubbed Stephen Colbert her "television father". The saying "success has many fathers but failure is an orphan" is confirmed.

[@RandomWeirdPerson-ch2bx]

FOR STARBABY

[@Blissfulbizz]

i love laura shes so fu nnnnny

[@cookinma]

OMG another superstore character that will always be that character “bow bow bow bow”

[@AutisticEthics]

:0 omg Laura's actual voice!

[@JoyfulMD]

"Lawwwraaahh"

[@landonewts]

The name mispronunciation- Thomas was NOT HAVING IT! 😂

[@TechnicallyLeine]

I'm loving the Eurovision bit, while having watched Eurovision, as a brit

[@yocean14]

Bambie Thug is legit awesome tho :D

[@GyppoMarx]

Michaela looking good❤

[@ThomasBaxter]

So _this_ is why I was recommended Laura's video's this afternoon (I enjoy this show, though do not sub). But heck watched all the shorts here on YT, I must be a fan! #trainyouralgo

[@HellInternAKACandyMD]

Irelands' music video looks like something Gorgug Thistlespring and Fig Faeth would make. I assume a lot of crossover Dimension 20 fans and After Midnight/@Midnight fans. "Rim Tim Tagi Dim" was a banger. 🤘 Baby Lasagna - Rim Tim Tagi Dim - kzbin.info/www/bejne/bH3cm6yrlraandU

[@MorganBondelid]

New headcanon fully accepted

[@susanlilly3190]

Eurovision is just crazy. But if you are really really drunk it is so much fun. Best moment I watched once was when the german song "I don't feel hate" played and one of the dancers was in a costume and was supposed to show a peace sign. Funny thing while she was dancing she often formed a "middle finger" .

[@stayglitteryqueen]

Imagine that baby growing up and seeing this 😂

[@MontclairMade]

Lah-orra! ❤

[@lisanorwoodtreefarm]

Michaela guessing Fluegelhorney was fake: I'm going to guess she is the only one who watched Golden Girls

[@Life0fBri]

Lolz, lady at TJ graduation was having a stroke

[@peggyconway2900]

I love Laura!😂

[@PtolemyJones]

Love me some Eurovision.

[@sammiekay08]

Anytime I see Laura, I'm watching 😁😁

[@Tonyhouse1168]

I was hoping I knew one of the comedians, then I realized I’ve seen Michaela on old SNL clips. Maybe I’m not ancient yet..

[@eriklampe1438]

Wow. The audience managed to ruin every single guest intro.

[@Bargerland]

Open bar.

[@Tvso9813]

She looks like Ms Honey from Matilda ! Laura R

[@ArtByJUSTSAM]

Immediately added Baby Lasagna to my Spotify.

[@karendinkel9040]

Baby lasagna song is a real banger

[@benedixtify]

Taylor is good at At-fter Midnight

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

6:20 Do teachers not know how to read? Or is this a Key and Peele joke?

[@kcjd8659]

Someone pranked that announcer.

[@river4735]

Bambie Thug is a nonbinary icon😎❤️

[@TechnicallyLeine]

YES!!! Loved all the rep this year!

[@draconefox]

Tbh sometimes I also ask about the ingredients bc some plant milks have soy milk mixed in without it being clear from the name! And that is an allergen for many people

[@mrbigonbig]

I thought that was the teacher from Matilda

[@scottlarock7924]

The water's manager . . . 🤗

[@BryceLK]

Johnny Pemberton always keeps it hot and fresh, like Baskin Robbins.

[@dhotnessmcawesome9747]

ALL HAIL STAR BABY!

[@prmac3071]

I don’t like babies so star baby has no power over me. BE GONE star baby. Now, if it was a star puppy….

[@yaycoffe123]

Starbaby 😂😂😂

[@arthurcharlesburge4964]

❤❤❤ Pembleton ❤❤❤

[@LostButNotFound01]

Baby Lasagna's song is awesome. Go and listen 😊

[@PanCakesLovesGoats]

I thought Conan was Taylor’s show daddy. If not that clip I watched where he gave her an American Girl doll becomes a little creepy

[@jouneymanwizard]

So, was doing ok with the show until Taylor mentioned the show rehearsal in a interview. Now the overhanging thought is "this was their second take?!?"

[@nataliesteiner]

I thought Laura Ramoso was actually Miss Honey from Matilda!

[@ConLustig]

I got an ad for almonds on this video

[@hemiacplurge3572]

I'm 58. I didn't eat donuts for years due to the sense memory of the flavor of Puritan's Pride Predigested Vegetable Protein, which my now 82-year-old mother would feed me a tablespoon of before allowing the "empty calories" to pass my lips. As you might expect, my mother is healthy, wealthy, and wise, while i look like a tick with random people bits glued to it. Puritan's Pride: the Strewwepeter of Foodstuffs.

[@aguilacoors]

No hookups, yes chess.

[@terrykennedy-lares8840]

"Die Star Baby, Die!"

[@AdrianColley]

The star baby, the.

[@IhateSIGNINGup4this]

Do you want a black hole, because dead start babies lead to black holes.

[@gaelstrarai]

Huh, I didn't know I shared a B-day with Stephen Colbert, cool.

[@ohotnitza]

Laura is related to Laurie from Lawrence.

[@Anzy.99]

Why did I think Laura was the teacher frim Matilda? 😅

[@silviaolivotti9971]

Why did Johnny get points for the Flugelhorny song, he said it was real but it was fake, I'm upset

[@pekkapulli]

Torille!

[@j_cranberry]

I felt like these particular questions in this clip were kind of awkward and boring and therefore the answers weren't that funny. The prompts had potential though so a bit disappointing. Love Laura though and loved some of the Almond mom jokes !

[@lealmelisa]

😂😂😂😂

[@jv-lk7bc]

first am clip i've seen that was meh.

[@justincastillogayray]

Thrusting Gay Casino

[@justsaying14]

Yeah, ESC is more often than not quite 💩y

[@TheKillahKyla]

The mispronounced names at 6:00 has to have been top-tier trolling. Maybe a Black woman purposefully mispronouncing white names?

[@Bargerland]

Damn it. I almost made it off earth without seeing star baby 👶.

[@philippegauvin-vallee9371]

10:36 My nephew is cuter.

[@oscarsantiago1038]

"It's not bad." You're right Taylor it's horrible!

[@LostButNotFound01]

And you're there only person on the planet thinking that.

[@oscarsantiago1038]

​@@LostButNotFound01 I am impressed that you were able to contact all 8 billion😮, great job but maybe use that for something that actually matters next time🤔

[@LostButNotFound01]

@@oscarsantiago1038 I'm awesome like that. Watch and learn.

[@oscarsantiago1038]

@@LostButNotFound01 oh believe me I'll be watching with all the energy and interest of a sloth

[@andrewholdaway813]

So do Americans not remember that _they_ are colonists

[@Bartcmh]

I’ll tell ya how you explain that to America. GAY!!!!🌈🌈🌈

[@jacquesduranceau8762]

Comedians?

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Are you asking if you are? That’s a hard NO

[@wirelesmike73]

IDK who any of these people are... But, I like them.😃 Eurovision, not so much.🤨

[@Alicechan3]

Watch "Love Love Peace Peace" for a more accurate breakdown. 😂

[@FountainWeeper]

Eurovision is everything. The beginning and end. The alpha and the omega.

[@AdrianColley]

I refer you to "Zlad" and his entry "Electronik Supersonik".