Dare to Resist Almond Moms

Taylor Tomlinson invites Laura Ramoso, Johnny Pemberton, and Michaela Watkins into the group chat! They discuss Eurovision’s greatest hits, embarrassing almond moms, and butchered names at a college graduation.
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[@Ayalaula]

Wow I never thought I'd see German Mother and Bo from superstore on the same show 😂 Happy for them both 😊

[@rifkinr4660]

OMGGGG i LOVE Laura’s German Mother impression hahahahah “why are you not talking about journalism?” “Ryan Gosling” hahaha

[@obnoxiouspriest]

OMG that's her! That didn't click for me. I love her. She is so funny.

[@kcjd8659]

What is everyone saying and thinking about Ryan Golsing???

[@NameRealperson]

That wasn't even the weird bit of Cha Cha Cha

[@toniviskari417]

Yeah. I realized to my amusement that it would have been a blast to see their reaction to Loreen's performance from that same year. Love both performances, by the way, so no criticism. It is just seeing them in these bits can probably be... something to try to wrap your mind around.

[@benchiaase]

@@toniviskari417 Or even check out Finland's entry this year. A pantsless Windows95Man would blow their minds.

[@StayTh1rsty]

Cha Cha Cha for me went from, "What am I looking at?" to "Is this my entire personality now, and how do I feel about this?" in the span of 1 song lol

[@ennanitsua]

I will always maintain that the whole thing is the weirdest bit of Cha Cha Cha

[@NancyPower33]

The name flubs reminds me of that Key & Peele skit! "Jay- quellin?" 😆

[@nathanferguson4479]

You done messed up A-A-ron!

[@Tonyhouse1168]

BlaaaaaaaKe

[@lemon4087]

Apparently the presenter got cards with their phonetic names, I feel that

[@SangoUzumaki]

D-nice?

[@lynnstlaurent6789]

I stayed with my friend in Germany for Eurovision one year and time stood still while it was on.

[@MillerLikesSwords]

You missed the best line from the Baby Lasagna song "meow cat please meow back"

[@enricobortolazzo2651]

Yay Laura Ramoso!

[@sande6]

Käärijä - Cha Cha Cha. Never forget

[@VoidVerification]

Baby Lasagna - Rim Tim Tagi Dim. Never forget either.

[@benjaminbaumgardner7620]

Oddly enough is my 5 year olds favorite song

[@EddusPoet]

Star Baby will watch this in 20 years and need therapy

[@orenashkenazi9813]

I'm convinced that the name thing was a performance piece to show white Americans what it feels like when someone pronounces your name super wrong.

[@Petalumination]

Key & Peele did it better. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYLEfZyZarh4lassi=vfFzYAzB8-zjbRAH

[@pierfrancescocosta6336]

Taylor: "We're the only show who hasn't been colonized by the British!" Nish Kumar and London Hughes: "Oh, you absolute liars!" 😅😂

[@kyleyrumohr997]

the Ethiopia of late night shows.

[@user-gn4ci9et6d]

Bo going all recently converted southern baptist on Star Baby is the highlight of this episode

[@DashaFayvinova]

Love that ya'll are talking about Eurovision!

[@YouHadMeAtMoonPie]

Star baby just looks like Maggie Simpson in her snow suit

[@JeffSchall]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Human Centipede Dancers!!! Also, look at Thomas Jefferson University, going all Key and Peele on us! "A-A-Ron, Bah-Lock-Ay, Joe-Quellin..."

[@elratatrampa]

That's just what I thought. Life imitating art!

[@benchiaase]

Eurovision rocks! Those songs are bangers!

[@magdalenadrysdale4582]

I'm so glad the shows back! I got lonely over the weekend. Also, that last Eurovision song will stay with me for a while lol

[@Mare416]

Highly recommend listening to the whole thing. It’s amazing.

[@toniviskari417]

In addition to listening to the full song, as already recommended, also check out the finale live performance as the energy there was something else.

[@benchiaase]

The full contest is on KZbin. I highly recommend watching through all 4 hours of it. It's an absolute delight.

[@toniviskari417]

I understand the show couldn't do it because of logistical reasons, but it is a shame they didn't show the actual footage from Bambi Thug's performance in the competition as that video was tame compared to it. Also it was genuinely amazing. Also it actually made me grin how quickly the audience seemed to get into Croatia's song.

[@toniviskari417]

And only realized that seeing only a piece of Nemo's, the Swiss winner's, performance would have gotten a lot of reactions. As a whole it is genuinely staggering, but in bits it can be confusing.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

That Bambi Thug band seemed awesome. Not sure about the others 😅

[@badbasic]

They're all absolutely wonderful, the winner and the runner up I choose to avoid at all costs as they instantly get stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Baby Lasagna, šta mi uradi brate!

[@obnoxiouspriest]

That Amanda Bynes bit deserved more laughs.

[@benjaminbaumgardner7620]

I didn’t get it

[@Rodideluxe]

"Imagine explaining something like this to an american." Lil Nas X but finnish...

[@wokeaf1242]

Let's all admit it, we all searched for, found and watched Baby Lasagna because that's the power of After Midnight and Taylor Tomlinson. She sets the next dance trends on all the social media apps.

[@Mare416]

Oh man if you enjoyed that just wait til you watch more Eurovision performances. You might have already heard Moldova’s 2010 song without knowing it.

[@nikolinaurevic8613]

I am from Croatia and didn't even expect to see anything related to Eurovision, and I was smiling so hard when I saw that they included Baby Lasagna. The song is sooo good

[@jso6790]

Aww Star Baby. The original one was Maggie Simpson way back in early seasons of The Simpsons!

[@MCV630]

8:29 They did Johnny dirty there, he deserved more points for that joke.

[@sweetmother2406]

Oh my gosh! It’s Laura!😍 Can she answer everything as her German mother?

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

*ALL HAIL STAR BABY*

[@user-qn5mp2vj8g]

Bambie Thug rocks! So does Baby Lasagna! Tattoo, not so much.

[@lemony3719]

CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA

[@lisadawne]

i thought Laura was Miss Honey from Matilda !

[@dumbkoffcrow974]

Belated birthday to Stephen Colbert!

[@cookinma]

OMG another superstore character that will always be that character “bow bow bow bow”

[@RandomWeirdPerson-ch2bx]

FOR STARBABY

[@ackity]

i wanna know what the reaction to europapa would have been, god i love that song

[@TechnicallyLeine]

Europapa was truly amazing

[@kolpik3708]

Star Baby makes me think of an 80s movie called Solarbabies.

[@ErisRift]

"Jiku Lynn Bore" Jiku its short for Jessica. 👏😆💀☠

[@DANMINARD]

just saying the words "Dr. Kondoms" is reward enough.

[@landonewts]

The name mispronunciation- Thomas was NOT HAVING IT! 😂

[@MontclairMade]

Lah-orra! ❤

[@jaebee1121]

On mother's day I texted my siblings and said "I'm lucky that I got such great siblings and that's one thing that [mother] did right, so I don't care that it's her birthday but I don't want to be the only one that didn't text her" and my brother wrote back "I did text her but I didn't say 'happy mother's day'" followed by "oh shit, it's her birthday too?!" The point is, mother's day didn't stop some of us from being bitches.

[@Damanticore]

Laura is actually the feminized for of Latin Laurus, which means bay laurel plant. If what she said about her last name isn't a joke, her name is basically branchy plant.

[@Josuperhero]

Not Laura Ramoso casually appearing in a skit with Taylor Tomlinson

[@yocean14]

Bambie Thug is legit awesome tho :D

[@stayglitteryqueen]

Imagine that baby growing up and seeing this 😂

[@ThomasBaxter]

So _this_ is why I was recommended Laura's video's this afternoon (I enjoy this show, though do not sub). But heck watched all the shorts here on YT, I must be a fan! #trainyouralgo

[@JoyfulMD]

"Lawwwraaahh"

[@MaybeTheyreBatman]

:0 omg Laura's actual voice!

[@PtolemyJones]

Love me some Eurovision.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

I watch exactly one podcast and two weeks ago there was a lovely, funny guest on it named Taylor Tomlinson!! Long live Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend!

[@AdrianColley]

Taylor once called him her "comedy father", and here she dubbed Stephen Colbert her "television father". The saying "success has many fathers but failure is an orphan" is confirmed.

[@HellInternAKACandyMD]

Irelands' music video looks like something Gorgug Thistlespring and Fig Faeth would make. I assume a lot of crossover Dimension 20 fans and After Midnight/@Midnight fans. "Rim Tim Tagi Dim" was a banger. 🤘 Baby Lasagna - Rim Tim Tagi Dim - kzbin.info/www/bejne/bH3cm6yrlraandU

[@MorganBondelid]

New headcanon fully accepted

[@maxwebb425]

3:10 dear CBS it’s spelt Bambie not Bambi

[@dhotnessmcawesome9747]

ALL HAIL STAR BABY!

[@TechnicallyLeine]

I'm loving the Eurovision bit, while having watched Eurovision, as a brit

[@draconefox]

Tbh sometimes I also ask about the ingredients bc some plant milks have soy milk mixed in without it being clear from the name! And that is an allergen for many people

[@Blissfulbizz]

i love laura shes so fu nnnnny

[@GyppoMarx]

Michaela looking good❤

[@arthurcharlesburge4964]

❤❤❤ Pembleton ❤❤❤

[@scottlarock7924]

The water's manager . . . 🤗

[@sammiekay08]

Anytime I see Laura, I'm watching 😁😁

[@yaycoffe123]

Starbaby 😂😂😂

[@eriklampe1438]

Wow. The audience managed to ruin every single guest intro.

[@kcjd8659]

Someone pranked that announcer.

[@Life0fBri]

Lolz, lady at TJ graduation was having a stroke

[@lisanorwoodtreefarm]

Michaela guessing Fluegelhorney was fake: I'm going to guess she is the only one who watched Golden Girls

[@karendinkel9040]

Baby lasagna song is a real banger

[@hemiacplurge3572]

I'm 58. I didn't eat donuts for years due to the sense memory of the flavor of Puritan's Pride Predigested Vegetable Protein, which my now 82-year-old mother would feed me a tablespoon of before allowing the "empty calories" to pass my lips. As you might expect, my mother is healthy, wealthy, and wise, while i look like a tick with random people bits glued to it. Puritan's Pride: the Strewwepeter of Foodstuffs.

[@benedixtify]

Taylor is good at At-fter Midnight

[@user-fh6ov3wl4h]

I got an ad for almonds on this video

[@Tvso9813]

She looks like Ms Honey from Matilda ! Laura R

[@jouneymanwizard]

So, was doing ok with the show until Taylor mentioned the show rehearsal in a interview. Now the overhanging thought is "this was their second take?!?"

[@lealmelisa]

😂😂😂😂

[@BryceLK]

Johnny Pemberton always keeps it hot and fresh, like Baskin Robbins.

[@PanOhChocolate]

I thought Conan was Taylor’s show daddy. If not that clip I watched where he gave her an American Girl doll becomes a little creepy

[@mrbigonbig]

I thought that was the teacher from Matilda

[@nataliesteiner]

I thought Laura Ramoso was actually Miss Honey from Matilda!

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

6:20 Do teachers not know how to read? Or is this a Key and Peele joke?

[@Tonyhouse1168]

I was hoping I knew one of the comedians, then I realized I’ve seen Michaela on old SNL clips. Maybe I’m not ancient yet..

[@marijanamajic]

Baby Lasagna's song is awesome. Go and listen 😊

[@Anzy.99]

Why did I think Laura was the teacher frim Matilda? 😅

[@ohotnitza]

Laura is related to Laurie from Lawrence.

[@justincastillogayray]

Thrusting Gay Casino

[@gaelstrarai]

Huh, I didn't know I shared a B-day with Stephen Colbert, cool.

[@j_cranberry]

I felt like these particular questions in this clip were kind of awkward and boring and therefore the answers weren't that funny. The prompts had potential though so a bit disappointing. Love Laura though and loved some of the Almond mom jokes !

[@justsaying14]

Yeah, ESC is more often than not quite 💩y

[@terrykennedy-lares8840]

"Die Star Baby, Die!"

[@AdrianColley]

The star baby, the.

[@IhateSIGNINGup4this]

Do you want a black hole, because dead start babies lead to black holes.

[@jv-lk7bc]

first am clip i've seen that was meh.

[@river4735]

Bambie Thug is a nonbinary icon😎❤️

[@TechnicallyLeine]

YES!!! Loved all the rep this year!

[@prmac3071]

I don’t like babies so star baby has no power over me. BE GONE star baby. Now, if it was a star puppy….

[@pekkapulli]

Torille!

[@philippegauvin-vallee9371]

10:36 My nephew is cuter.

[@oscarsantiago1038]

"It's not bad." You're right Taylor it's horrible!

[@marijanamajic]

And you're there only person on the planet thinking that.

[@oscarsantiago1038]

​@@marijanamajic I am impressed that you were able to contact all 8 billion😮, great job but maybe use that for something that actually matters next time🤔

[@Bartcmh]

I’ll tell ya how you explain that to America. GAY!!!!🌈🌈🌈

[@andrewholdaway813]

So do Americans not remember that _they_ are colonists

[@jacquesduranceau8762]

Comedians?

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Are you asking if you are? That’s a hard NO

[@wirelesmike73]

IDK who any of these people are... But, I like them.😃 Eurovision, not so much.🤨

[@Alicechan3]

Watch "Love Love Peace Peace" for a more accurate breakdown. 😂

[@FountainWeeper]

Eurovision is everything. The beginning and end. The alpha and the omega.

[@AdrianColley]

I refer you to "Zlad" and his entry "Electronik Supersonik".

[@phoebexavier7050]

I hate Pemberton in everything he's in. I think he'd be such a dick in person.