DARK HUMOR That Will Scare Your FRIENDS Away with KRUZADAR!!!

[@KhaoticKiNG]

.......... So, about that D&D tavern. WHEN? 😂

[@Rabidwolfgaming2020]

For the love of- knock it off!! 😂😂😂

[@jazminputnam9069]

Ok bye😂😂😂😂😂

[@albusplaustrum06]

I was checking on this message from about your invite to the D&D tavern.

[@damnit_dannn]

Has he tried, trying harder?

[@ItisJasmine27]

😂

[@mangel506654]

That beforehead, forehead, and afterhead killed me. Took me about 3 minutes to recover. I was about to chew some ice but glad I didn't.

[@Hooy_Magoose]

finally somebody eats ice!!!!!

[@Crawlspeedgames]

@@Hooy_Magooseit’s my guilty pleasure

[@captaincouldverc]

8:07 Just remember kids, it's never a war crime the first time.

[@DuchessSatineKryze]

Anakin state of mind

[@voidripper]

TFE

[@VynSnow]

As a Canadian I agree.

[@TG-eq2st]

on god

[@lordender_kitty_official]

As a Canadian, that is indeed our motto.

[@qinugimachi87]

That Uranus Fudge Factory is legit, I've been in the one in Indiana and it's a hoot. When you walk in they even yell out 'Welcome to Uranus Fudge Factory!'. Good fudge too, I've a few things from there, including a couple shirts and a can cozy that says 'Straight Outta Uranus' a la 'Straight Outta Compton', complete with the block font lol

[@stevewhite4080]

I think its near me. Gotta check it out

[@lffayen]

@@stevewhite4080 1423 W 53rd St, Anderson, IN. It's excellent.

[@Moon_Lord18]

Every time we pass it on a road trip my parents are the ones to point it out first and joke about it.

[@Ambrosia_Firehoof13]

There is also one in Missouri. The one in Indiana is newer. It took over an old candy shop called Good's. I used to live in that town.

[@tryphazzard2771]

​@Ambrosia_Firehoof13 Yes! The one in Missouri is hilarious! Definitely worth a look at the very least.

[@TheBibliophileFiles]

If you thought the criminal lifestyle content one was funny, there used to be a show where self-proclaimed ex-thieves would break into a home (with permission) and pretend to rob them, then go back and set them up with security features. I still remember the one where the thief said that if he can’t take the tv, he can at least take the remote and irritate you. It was called “It Takes a Thief”

[@Memez_Goalpost]

I mean, the term "White-hacker" exists for a reason. They will find weak points in online security systems and then give tips on how to fix it. They get paid to find these holes so people with malicious intent can't use them.

[@bgtechno93]

Chris James another youtuber talked about this show hahaha :D kzbin.info/www/bejne/eXKumZ-nj9agnqc

[@danielscott3000]

I'm glad I got to remember this

[@C0nkeringS0uLz]

She's right by the way, The Tesla Robots were being controlled by humans behind the scenes.

[@BigDipper907]

That was one of my first thoughts about how they worked

[@NBLT-rk6lp]

Remember when "the First V-Tubers" debuted? I remembered.

[@ThePlrateBlackbeard]

No way KZbin has blue comments now😊

[@davidstaneslow6037]

Well done, DJ. This was excellent.

[@TheRealEHLister]

Thank you Thank you Thank you

[@akarbit3r111]

Ngl, that "Even rhyme song" actually went kinda hard lol

[@sparklepugtea]

Having a god of creation as an emotional support animal, well that’s exotic one alright

[@transmascdruid77]

It's also a really pretty green bird!

[@cartooncritique6625]

Pretty sure that's just called being religious. 😄

[@The_Keeper]

6:45 Nah man, the dumbest thing you've ever done is going "Where do I sign?" after hearing the Army Recruiter tell you that you could "be like Batman".

[@patricfriberg2678]

6:25 there is a aztec god called quetzalcoatl, a dinosaur called quetzalcoatlus, and a beautiful bird called quetzal.

[@ryankelk4030]

not to be that guy but it was a pterodactyl not a dinosaur

[@patricfriberg2678]

@@ryankelk4030 i know that but wanted everyone else who is not that into dinosaurs or think all creatures from a few million years ago or older are called dinosaurs to quickly know what i meant

[@koryschroeder2924]

There's also the amphibian axolotl which sounds similar.

[@ShinigamiH]

@@koryschroeder2924that’s what im thinking he meant

[@alexevon6794]

As a dinosaur nerd, that's not what I heard 😂 5:53 Wait sorry ancient reptile nerd, lol

[@ethanmiddleton4559]

This was honestly one of the best reactions with Kruz; the songs with the forehead and the first one were soooo good and epic sounding that I really wanna just find and download them on my Spotify. TBH those songs remind me of the group Miracle of Sound, which if you don't know is a Nordic/Viking style of band

[@sqwidlord8344]

The dnd session is finally happening we’ve done it!!

[@Daniel-cu1il]

Did not expect that dnd comment guy to get called out lmao and great vid as always

[@davecrupel2817]

13:25 My mom's not a racehorse. *She's a plowhorse.* 😂

[@FallenAngelPsych]

I love these videos to cheer me up too after a rough day

[@Lotus-hb3nx]

6:24 for anyone wondering the bird narrator was talking about shares its name with an Aztec god, it’s a dinosaur that went extinct along with the rest but imagine a pelican that can pick up a mammoth and fly away, that’s the Quetzalcoatlus if memory serves on the name pronunciation

[@kosaba11]

That Uranus Fudge Factory one is legit. We have some in Missouri, including the place it first opened - Uranus, Missouri - and you can't walk five steps without seeing an innuendo laden pun.

[@Phantommoon-ex2cw]

The candy store one got me. 🤣🤣there’s no way in hell the people responsible for making the marketing designs for this didn’t know what they were doing.🤣🤣🤣🤣absolutely 😈

[@Exvinnittyy-CC]

Narrator is the goat 🐐 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️.

[@sp00kington]

4:51 now that he's said the locations of these razers I think he should lock them up whenever he's got company... especially Mully and Juicy

[@daggerthrower045]

16:08 it is unfortunately a real place, there's one in Missouri I think and whenever you enter the main building all the employees yell "WELCOME TO URANUS"!!!

[@HoosierDaddy2a]

I got to the one in Indiana once a month

[@Manawy-uv4mz]

Now they have to look up "Big Dicks Halfway Inn"

[@herecomestom2937]

lol yup love the t-Rex billboard. “There’s big fun in Uranus”

[@PikaChu-fy5pt]

The one in MO is off I 44 near Rolla or Ft. Leonard Wood. I can't remember.

[@HerpMcDerp89]

​@@PikaChu-fy5ptIt's in between, but closer to FLW. About 10ish miles east on I44

[@jtised]

Uranus is actually a brand that started in Missouri and added a second location in Indiana, the one in Missouri has a lot more content on TikTok

[@MoxxoM]

11:43: And behind the counter is the family dog.

[@brycechapman5529]

20:24 Yo bro finally got recognized! Where’s he at tho?

[@Spazielle]

he's at the top of the comments

[@TheVikingMan51]

HOORAH! This stuffs like coffee or me at this point 🤣🤣

[@anthrofoxentertainment2949]

So narrator...The DnD room...you gonna show it...😂😂😂

[@C.Sharpe]

9:12 as someone who works in a drive through, I would automatically assume you're ordering from the backseat and think absolutely nothing of it lol

[@ZacheryBannister-pf3qc]

The two songs had me dying 😆

[@dennisromero4873]

What there user name?

[@Shalaina_Exit13]

This is my favorite funny video of yours I've ever seen!

[@pikapower5791]

17:08 those are song of the best songs I've ever heard and need more

[@elvendragonhammer5433]

The channel is called Chat Music The 2 in this vid were Even & a Snipers Dream.

[@lindsaym.8267]

Dj really saved the best for last. love it!

[@Elissedy]

11:31 I shouldn't have watched this video, I feel like the existence of caffeine gummies was a piece of forbidden knowledge that the universe was purposefully withholding from me. The last thing my caffeine addicated, ADHD-having self needs is ENERGY DRINK CANDY. I immediately ordered 3 bags. If I expire, so be it.

[@Drowko]

Thank you Kruzadar! For real. I was watching that with my brother and I ended up showing him Tobuscus videos as that was the first thing that popped in my head toooo.

[@LindsayHawkes]

14:56 can someone confirm for me if this is an actual company or just a funny compilation of fudge related innuendos. either way this whole part of the video is already the highlight of my day.

[@Creyes1995]

This is a real company. The original is from Uranus Missouri. So many puns. There are literal billboards that say "the best fudge comes from Uranus"

[@joshuaballard6013]

These videos are always great to see. We just need a whole chat music set reaction from the both of you. Some of them go pretty hard.😂

[@SpinoKing2001]

Alright I’ll say it…I request a Dungeons And Dragons table top video so henceforth I will be commenting this on every new video he posts until my request is met you have been warned…

[@HockeyDudeMan]

HE IS SETTING IT UP! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@lj45551]

He FINALLY noticed!

[@cp368productions2]

Dude go kick rocks.

[@hooni4811]

YESSS

[@DaGrayWolf93]

He said in the video it takes a while to set up.

[@Exotic_ice03]

This humor is going to be dark proceeds to turn off the lights

[@armandoblanco-naranjo1208]

4:43 I thought you were gonna leave it there and be like; "Yeah I've got a razor in the toilet" XD

[@TH3_N3CR0MANC3R]

I will wait as long as it takes for the DnD stuff man, I'm stoked for it! I DM'd for a couple groups and had a lot of fun.

[@ElliandTheOCs]

Narrator!! I’m begging ya bud. Please please PLEASE! Make a military series of your experiences and what to expect when going Into the military! I won’t stop asking until ya do!

[@joulphantom3082]

😮

[@Amber_el_gata]

It feels illegal to see this 20 seconds after its posted and be first on a famous person's channel

[@gothicspiderman]

i

[@JUSTVIBEGT]

Yea

[@MasterLJ2011]

Same I have been fourth to watch a game theory episode, and it was weird.

[@Emothing123]

Fair enough

[@Y.Gigantae]

It isn´t more illegal than Mully´s Content

[@jamesbaker9096]

Oh this one was good. This one was really good the last one when you doing the Jeffrey Epstein😂😂😂😂

[@MidSouthUTV]

There is a Uranus, Missouri that has the same funny fudge stuff like Uranus, Indiana.

[@MarcusBumgardner-d4e]

When she went in with the British accent....... OMG...... DONE! ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@Xicana_goddess]

6:44 i could feel my ancestors staring at me for this one 😂😂

[@ArcaneRival]

BRO YOU GOT ME DOWN LAUGHING LOWER THAN ALL THOSE KIDS IN ALL THOSE BASEMENTS!!!! HAHAHA!!!! HOLY MOTHER OF OF THE CHEESE FILLED MOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@vincekraus6124]

Can confirm, Uranus, in. And all that is contained within is real..

[@MegaTot3]

I've been to Uranus, MO!

[@ALveavaNeonLust]

I may as well say my own dark humor joke, if I get coal for Christmas I'm going bring it to school, it'll be a fire starter. Sometimes I make jokes without even realizing and this was it, right after I said it I made a surprised face.

[@jreyman]

Uranus Fudge Factory is just east of St Robert, MO, on the old, 2-lane, original RT 66 (MO-7).

[@lisawulf1189]

Get'em Narrator. You just made a lot of people say yes, sir.

[@sawmaster95]

14:55 The fact that there’s one older in Missouri is hilarious.

[@theshenanigans3463]

5:43 ... Oh, I see here his mind (may have) went. Wanting Yourself a pet Lucoa, huh Narrator? lol

[@davecrupel2817]

2:38 That's literally Kruz if she was in Genshin 😂

[@dalzd4447]

D AND D TABLE TP VI……. NOT HIM TALKING ABOUT THE ROOM AS I WAS TYPING THAT😭😭

[@BigDipper907]

Good job DJ 🫡 👍🏽

[@TheRealEHLister]

YEET

[@Azzy-xp4lq]

Now I want to see Narrator in a dress and full makeup. I have a feeling he could pull it off

[@patricksmith6069]

Bro I never laughed so damn hard in my life😂

[@destiny8794]

YES! Love these two XD Edit: I LOVE the get even song XD

[@Damien_Paxton]

17:03 The channel is called “Chat Music”, you’re welcome 😂

[@baronvonderg]

Thankyou for reminding me about the KSI Forehead song. I cried laughing for 5 minutes straight

[@ArcticAndroid-on9pw]

Cruz is looking healthier than normal, while looking at the unhealthily dark humor :) Narrator tesla reveal when?

[@davidroberts2180]

Bruh, John Cena at the gym had me dying. XD

[@lupitamecias2487]

THIS IS THE EARLIEST IVE EVER BEEN!! HIII I LOVE YOU SMM! YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY I LOVE YOUR JOKES❤❤

[@toraakashik2506]

4:58 now that's what we called a vicious cycle

[@giovannamoretti4001]

That mistletoe one got me 😆

[@darklingnz8017]

Quetzalcoatlus is also a dinosaur featured in Ark: Survival Evolved (and the new Ascended ver). That snipers dream song has been in my head for about a month now... Its so damn good!

[@Daves_Not_Here_Man_76]

I already know my dog is a weapon. His farts are a war crime

[@ninjamanx320]

I knew it was bad when he said it was taken over by 12 year old 🤣😂😂🤣😂 15:29

[@shadowoodslasher]

Hi. So when is the dnd room gonna be done? 😂jk😂 great reaction, the song roasts at the end cracked me up

[@XOBecOX]

Just bought myself a 5 pack of Sweet Sting for chrissy. This one is the absolute best. xoxo Thanks for your content and sauce xoxo

[@HerpMcDerp89]

The original Uranus Fudge Factory is in Uranus, Missouri. Yes it's still there. Yes it is basically the exact same, only they also sell guns in one of the connected buildings.

[@The-Galactic-Sweden]

Congrats for reaching 1 million subscribers on KZbin

[@louisaustin9952]

Best lot yet DJ this is comedy fucking gold 🤣

[@dorianrivera3819]

Brandon Herrera might need to get a look at that cat

[@Daves_Not_Here_Man_76]

AK-Fiddycat when?

[@keetmaas7275]

I been watching his KZbin for ages and didn't expect to see a genshin clip my god 😭😂 and his reaction😂😂I promise we aren't all Like that 😂

[@BornahT]

Dj usually is so nice to narrator while olly is out here messing with all of eddies vids 😂

[@gr8mystery]

OK noww I need a D&D campaign with you, Kruz, Eddie, Mazz and Lindsey. Please? I bet DJ would make a good DM. If you got Nikko things would go crazy fast and I'm here for it. Once a week. Come onnnnnnnnnn.

[@BoredMnM]

12:04 the second you started this rabbit hole, I realized how weird my skin feels on my body

[@recognize218]

3:27 not even laughing at the funny part, started laughing before they even showed Kevin Hart

[@xBrSrKr]

new weapon unlocked: taxidermized mittens!

[@glfagle-grindle7754]

10:28 i laughed at that a bit more than I should have but it's funny

[@grimzin1655]

That clip with the rhymes goes hard though.

[@juancernas485]

Good luck on the D&D Tavern set up.

[@OliwerCichocki]

Proceeds to excited

[@Dragonaut72]

7:23 whole new meaning to "red rocket"

[@Helldiver_genius]

15:30/15:56 this is absolutely great from a comedy standpoint

[@CrimvaelTheAngel]

Your wife is accepted into the Genshin Community! Please take care

[@jacobhosler1982]

16:41 now I know the Portuguese Snowblower.🤦‍♂️ Thanks. 🖕🤣

[@williambarret-mead9773]

the fact kruz has focus fuel i got so hyped about cause i watch one of the guys who co-owns focus fuel on here

[@ThisBodyHasBeenTaken]

Those 2 songs are fudging bangers bruv i would listen to them all day

[@stevewhite4080]

I knew Narrator would enjoy Chat Music lol

[@kristenfarnham7157]

Um yeah😂 love you Narrator ❤💋💯🤣

[@XxSyclonxX]

6:49 that's literally the cat gun from GMOD like everyone should know this since the Vanoss crew used that a lot

[@padfoot55]

Uranus Fudge Factory is located in Uranus Missouri. Been there many times and the fudge is really good.

[@exiledsgt8403]

there's one in Anderson Indiana

[@padfoot55]

@@exiledsgt8403 That's awesome! I didn't know they opened another location.

[@Yeetus-yc1vy]

Honestly at the start of the video I was waiting for Kruz to do the “EH!”

[@Ghost37834]

14:54 all of it😂😂😂😂

[@briandielehner785]

You know what would be amazing is some DnD content lol😂

[@travarturner6547]

Narrator never fails to stuff us Full of Thick laughter