Dark Souls Remastered in a nutshell

[@DarkangelJSB]

No one invades the world of Malcolm Gaynolds and lives to tell about it.

[@bitterthenu7278]

@Captain_Morgan a spectator

[@JohnSundayBigChin]

Who is this guy?

[@TheMuslimMan1337]

@@JohnSundayBigChin A hacker who instantly curses and eggs anyone who is unfortunate enough to cross his path

[@xDamage69]

i invaded him once, i never pulled out task manager so fast in my life before

[@joanaguadomedina3060]

@@xDamage69 Reaction Speed: 100

[@Rahnonymous]

DS1 Prepare to die edition * Rereleases it 7 years later * DS1 Prepare to why edition

[@Rahnonymous]

@Penta Peet I mean, to a certain extent yes, but there was WAY more changes than just fps and resolution

[@ForeverMasterless]

@@Rahnonymous yeah, and for the worse. Glad they didn't give ds1 the scholar's treatment tbh.

[@asdergold1]

@Penta Peet actually, the truth of the matter is that ds2's first director was an idiot who didn't want to get shit done, they got 2 years axed from devopment and were forced to make it a cross gen game, thus Scholar.

[@badger657]

@Penta Peet and your opinion is shit 🙂

[@radahn42]

Dharc Daniel because it introduced new players to the game like me and now I’m a huge dark souls fan

[@guegel7720]

This video is 2 years old and I am currently in a taco bell bathroom watching this. Quality content

[@yarnhatter1632]

Are you still in the bathroom

[@guegel7720]

@@yarnhatter1632 Yeah bro I can't find the bonfire in here

[@pastorcameronmurphy6130]

@@guegel7720 Let me know if you find it I’ve been looking for it for like 5 years now

[@ArcherHMR]

@@guegel7720 It's behind an invisible wall in the little space behind the toilet. From just had to outdo the Darkroot bonfire.

[@Baltiquee]

@@ArcherHMR wtf? It was there all this time 😭

[@ctwomey84]

This is top-tier editing. Also I'm not sure I have any idea what's going on.

[@szarekhthesilentking7043]

Indeed

[@WarriorOfTheLostLand]

Your not seeing the bigger picture here.

[@owen3454]

Welcome to dark souls pvp

[@morganpriest7726]

Several layers of jank, bugs, memes, and pointing down

[@unrealhero7944]

Wrath of the gods cant go wrong with faith

[@ThatPunchKid]

The fking hello at 0:38 got me pls send help

[@fuckyoufightme27]

Hullo*

[@X36Granitplate]

ThatPunchKid Darks

[@Brandox57]

Obobobo's hullo

[@ninjaboylaoprime]

The Mario OOO at 1:11 destroyed my sides

[@moohahuh]

Your my favorite deputy

[@BlastGamer77]

"These were the ingredients to create the most mediocre remaster." Warcraft 3 Reforged: "Hold my beer."

[@GhostDr3amer]

Mediocre, not terrible like an irradiated turd.

[@Edgariki]

Its says mediocre, not a dumpster fire.

[@nagway3428]

*TARGET DESTROYED*

[@xdluna2769]

Yeah don't forget to destroy dem thots

[@Dead_on_Arrival.]

OMG 666 likes!!! RRUUUNNN

[@zControl]

This video gave me *intensive* flashbacks.

[@sebastiandurando2493]

I think you mean intensive backstabs.

[@TeerayTR1]

*HAS VIETNAM FLASHBACKS*

[@griffithdidnothingwong4608]

Well it gave me *conniptions*

[@potatopeeler2919]

ƝveR *Giant dad has joined the chat*

[@Adnonnymous]

and this is why i play dark souls offline

[@dhrogontorres214]

Amen to that

[@fangrowls6336]

Adnonnymous and this is way you dont know nothing anymore. Game is so unpopulated right now that you should play it online. Cheaters that do the egg head thing doesnt exist anymore(left the game), cancer build still exist but are not the only thing. Mostly anything is counterable through reflex or glitches like toggling to stop stun lock. You could play online in msny location and wont get invaded at all. Place where you could sctuslly get invaded: anor londo(before smough and ornstein usually),psinted world of ariamis,the dark root forest before sif, upper undead burg before taurus demon, oolacile township usually close to level 120 is the meta pvp play of the game so if you dont know how to pvp better dodging it. Also sen fortress and duke archives but less than other areas. Want a place where surely you womt get invaded? Lost izalith. Since you cannot warp there it is usually forgotten by anyone.

[@Adnonnymous]

@@fangrowls6336cancer builds is the only pvp I've ever gotten in this game tbh

[@OnionChang]

Git gud

[@MrTeddy12397]

@@fangrowls6336 on my first playthrough i dabbed on a cheesy magic build in oolacile

[@TheStrayHALOMAN]

I love that Demons Souls gets a full on remake that's badass but just a couple years before Dark souls got a modern release with just a remastered Main Menu and fucked matchmaking.

[@dovahkiin_brasil]

Bluepoint don't fuck around when remaking games

[@qazx1427]

Honestly, just the lava fix and the fact you can play it on new gen is worth 20 IMO. Could it have been better? Abso-fucking-lutely, but hey. Not all bad.

[@vallarfaxgaming]

@Zerozerozero they really didn't, cry more 🤷‍♂️

[@krukblood-axe3649]

I'd still rather have weapon-based matchmaking than get invaded by twinks with +15 weapons. Anyone who does that is a fucking scumbag, and even if spells still work, at least it's more difficult now.

[@switch1055]

Albino in a nutshell

[@kfaughter4350]

KS unoriginal comment in a nutshell

[@sman7338]

Albino is a nutshell

[@LiLScunt]

One word: God

[@themanofpixles7976]

2:09 Lol one of the players is a default skin from Fortnite doing the default dance!

[@user-vd7io9jc8f]

lmao I actually didn't notice the first time

[@JordanAlexios]

The Man of Pixles 😂😂😂👍🏻

[@gabriellordofnothing4479]

Lmao

[@ricky8356]

Wow, congratulations, you got the joke, you want a fucking cookie?

[@Elpimientare100molida]

Wow, congratulations, your asshole lvl has increased in +9999, archievement unlocked!. Why can't people like this dumbass read the fucking comment, pass by like nothing happened and then gtfo?. WHY???!!!

[@dnomaid2750]

*attacks person bowing Me: "here's a little lesson in trickery"

[@someguywithamic9]

I came from Bloodborne to Dark Souls. I feel like my invaders are unhonorable. Buts that's just Dark Souls

[@EMan-1920]

[Grimm pufferfished this comment]

[@chompythebeast]

@@someguywithamic9 Bloodborne is all around best Souls game for sure

[@luckyluke31813]

@@someguywithamic9yeah I hate it. I always try to show respect to every invader but they just instantly spam the most annoying attacks

[@sloxk2402]

1:09 I want that as my ringtone

[@ronijapi]

I need to know where the fuck is it from?!

[@GetReadySetTerrible1]

@@ronijapi i think it's from yoshi's island

[@triso0380]

@@ronijapi is from a video on KZbin, search "praise the sun" is the first video

[@ronijapi]

Triso 03 can you link it because I didn’t hear it in the first video that I watched

[@triso0380]

@@ronijapi did you watch the full video? It is only 1:52 minutes long

[@BunePoster]

2:54 is my favorite clip on all of youtube.

[@rEd1337]

2:55 *Albino hitting that nasty T pose*

[@Westgame420]

rEd my favorite part

[@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106]

rEd that killed.me

[@hombredelfin8408]

I love jojo references. Yes Yes YES Yes. Yes

[@Krystalmyth]

_oh...my...god..._ 🤦

[@2priime]

what song was he using at 1:56 ?

[@timurkantakuzin4485]

YES))))

[@Luceena]

@@2priime Home World Run OST - Waterworks Theme

[@timwood5398]

Krystal Myth HOOORY SHEEEEET

[@tristanking3592]

2:56 how do you t pose like that

[@marioistiredifthisconversa869]

He show his dominence

[@bejamincabral8758]

Tristan _ o lol with meses le cod

[@theotherone7628]

What you never played dark souls before? Oh yeah I forgot the t-pose was in the new update

[@FingerinUrDaughter]

with cheat engine. the same way this guy built his character.

[@Artrysa]

Pretty sure it was just a tpose.

[@condorrish123]

*YEET*

[@criztofen115]

Elteta

[@MarblesTheMindTaker]

Elzeta yort

[@michaelwesten4624]

nah nah nah ya gotta yeet like you mean it

[@TheTinkili]

YEET SKEET

[@123stefix]

D N A

[@SunnyTacos]

This was sad but hilarious at the same time, to whoever edited this... I love you and I owe you some nice frappucino.

[@chetzoeteman965]

2:53 I don't know how you did this but I'm actually crying

[@gebdoesdemons]

OMG Yes! I love watching your Dark Souls Videos on 360p Thanks for bringing Dark Souls back. Love your content Albino You are the best!

[@revengeantt]

*Dark Souls Battle Royale*

[@-nikifor-1546]

*Ali-a intro plays*

[@awengg]

No

[@princesstinklepanties2720]

WizardScrub dark battle fort.

[@alientitimilk9073]

Dark souls battle royale survival

[@glazedonut563]

I would love that

[@retrovro]

I died when he started T posing when he cornered that dude 🤣

[@unluckycatfish6866]

One reason to hype for JoJo part 5: New osts for dark souls youtubers to use!

[@Tomyb15]

UnLucky Catfish oh shit I didn't think of that. You are right!

[@YouRude34]

0:39 *When a new villain meets Goku*

[@He-who-wakes]

You rude pretty much

[@claw1012]

Hello *lazy explosion*

[@OneLynnK]

More like 1:18

[@kilykil6271]

Would it not be more like Saitama?

[@itstimeforthes5330]

I'm a simple man. I see Giant Dad, I watch.

[@johntube833]

You and me both

[@ernestoguevara4261]

And this is how Dark Souls took away social relationships from all players

[@Swagner]

oh yeah oh yeah

[@ernestoguevara4261]

Swagner Oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah

[@ernestoguevara4261]

Tails is fucking hot and gives me a raging boner Don’t you dare talk about God himself

[@private481]

>twomad slayer this didnt age well

[@SapphireSouls]

That is some god-tier meme editing right there. Damn near cured my depression.

[@keafoleafo8368]

1:43 Someone link me to source of this sound clip

[@squashi2701]

Is a Google translator sound slowed down, or narrator

[@allenshao503]

2:24 where is that from?

[@RexcellentDays]

that's Sam Hyde's voice. not sure which vid. the "whats he gonna do now" part is from 'good day park'

[@brotherhoodofgame]

Sam Hyde a Flavorful Smoke

[@brotherhoodofgame]

@@allenshao503 anytime cowboy

[@HabbeningNetNews]

@@brotherhoodofgame Hungry? Smoke Backwoods!

[@chosen_undeadd544]

@@allenshao503 Credit poor rachel too.

[@Ogryska]

Twinking Status : FIEXD The joke is I've spelled Fixed the incorrectly

[@simple_most788]

spoltn't

[@henriksundqvist5089]

Ogryska FIDX

[@LucaS-nq2sn]

you, my good sir, are rarted

[@yusufg.620]

Is this the new meme. Explaining the joke

[@FireMoth2]

Ogryska Well dnoe

[@MeatyJesus]

they're not bugs, they're "features"

[@PwnageofNoobs]

Meaty Jesus they just make the game more *EXTREME*

[@jasrey9960]

03:05 Gwyndolin best waifu

[@Mitsuru-Miki]

Jasrey you do realize Gwyndolin is a guy right?!?

[@lacuevadejuan7267]

@@Mitsuru-Miki Wait..... what?

[@iguanapoops]

@@lacuevadejuan7267 yeah he was born a boy and raised as a girl because of his gift for lunar magic which is female magic. DS woke in 2010 with trans character.

[@lacuevadejuan7267]

@@iguanapoops Are you talking seriously?

[@Mitsuru-Miki]

La Cueva De Juan ya!!! Gwyndolin is gay.

[@OmegaMercenary]

So glad your channel has blown up you deserve it dude

[@jjc5475]

alahhhhhh wait that isn't waht youw mean?

[@im18andolder123]

You should upload more too omega!

[@OmegaMercenary]

Joamil Gonzalez oh shit just saw this but I’m on it chief

[@crillic1843]

2:56 WITNESS MY *GODLY* POWER!

[@YourMothersBeard]

2:57 he is witnessing

[@rijsberman]

This might be one of the best edits i have ever seen lol

[@BlargOnMyFacepls]

Going back to your roots, good vid albino.

[@semicharmedkindofguy3088]

2:07 love the nuclear throne reference!

[@staroftheencisos5919]

Same

[@Robin-jd7dl]

Same

[@kiIIer_b]

1:34 aged like on offbrand wine

[@nomercy8989]

Dark Souls From still doesn't care edition. They care so little about the remaster they didn't even make it.

[@tyynymyy7770]

nomercy8989 Bandai Namco owns the IP and they are free to do anything they want with it.

[@quid3925]

Here we are back to the roots. Backstab this comment pls

[@joyce_rx]

nothin personal kid

[@RustlyDragon]

There was no backstabbing in the original

[@RamdomGuy1337]

*personnel

[@dustyfedora]

(Me) --||==|========> (Your Comment) Edit:the Sword is the Zweihander

[@parkeralan19]

why does everyone stab me in the back?!?! *cause its easy* *stab*

[@crocetti3273]

Dark souls remastered in a nutshell: one shot gravelord twinks

[@Toxicpixels23]

1:18 *SKIDDADDLE SKIDESTICAL YOUR HEAD IS NOW A TESTICLE*

[@tommyboi2159]

bruh where did you get the hella bass effect 1:21

[@martis4951]

Yur mum lul

[@Bearbones]

@@martis4951 libtard rekt

[@KidHellacious]

Search for “808’s” or “distorted 808”

[@travisss15]

This guy killed twomad

[@TocadoFoxy]

1:44 for the love of god, what's this TTS name?? i need this!!

[@onelesslonelymemer5863]

Darude - sandstorm :)

[@didleyscott788]

Seconded. In love with it.

[@TheEpicGawd]

Captain Dickhead / Will fromafar is the name of that voice

[@uhrguhrguhrg]

We are in the beam

[@didleyscott788]

TheEpicGawd thank you!

[@aa7146]

2:55 officially killed me. Goodbye prince

[@gabrielsumoza1269]

is just someone T-posing at you and if he dont escapes he will get dominated

[@dimisbam7725]

The editing is fantastic...its like a drug trip!

[@Camaldinho]

You do not know how much I love a notification, to say that you’ve uploaded..

[@taran99y96]

lol

[@Camaldinho]

You’re god damn right.

[@jakemawhinney6222]

Ahhhh good old Dark Souls Albino. More of this please. I want a return of Zepe.

[@Error-mn4el]

ah yes video of killing newbies, you sure showed 'em!

[@requiem760]

Not enough DARK BEAD

[@urgehopes3319]

So when the cringe comp comin out?

[@MossXM]

I don't think I've ever seen gaming videos edited half as near as good as yours. Masterpiece 10/10 would watch again

[@ERIKX]

2:02 please whats that sound effect ?

[@ERIKX]

shift no lol its a scream

[@belatoth4494]

ERIK lol yes its a knife

[@ERIKX]

Béla Tóth yes but on fundal its a voice :)))

[@ReneDrawsTV]

If you mean the k.o sound. I guess it's from soul calibur when a character gets defeated

[@belatoth4494]

Rene Draws dude, listen its literary knife!

[@zaikkiaz3113]

By far the best montage i've seen in a year or so

[@zawarudo213]

3:35 my favorite part

[@helix2896]

This is for sure like top 10 videos on KZbin

[@justinjeffrey8193]

Your vids always make me giggle. Your editing is unprecedented. Well done! Anyways, yeah there was no way I was falling for this cash grab remaster.

[@aarong1092]

I still can't believe that this is the video that got me to play Dark Souls. Thanks, Albino.

[@hermitcrab5586]

Honestly i prefer this over fortnite content 😁

[@spiralvivitt3052]

_NAMLES He said he prefer this over Fortnite content, when did he said that he didnt know this was Dark Souls channel ??

[@antoshish8841]

U are right

[@sithisis7940]

DSR is simple, fun pve trash pvp

[@AwesomeTheAsim]

I prefer everything over Fortnite content...

[@antoshish8841]

@@sithisis7940 Fortnite is simple tho,trash PvP trash PvE

[@THExRISER]

2:56 *A S S E R T I N G D O M I N A N C E*

[@GokantheHusky]

"But Miyazaki had an epiphany" WHY DO I LOVE THIS PART SO MUCH?

[@princelorian]

*why did you use Miyazaki. He had nothing to do with the remaster,neither did From Soft*

[@VelmiArtrid]

That's part of the joke.

[@robertpetrea23]

Well it’s his project so he should’ve. Outsourcing it was his mistake

[@GodOfGames523]

Well technically I don't think Fromsoft had a lot of saying in the project

[@feitan8033]

Robert Petrea Miyazaki didn’t make any mistakes he had no say in the remaster. Bandai namco owns the rights to dark souls, they decided to remaster it but from soft are developing a new game right now so it was passed to a 3rd party.

[@SeekerLancer]

It's not his game, Bandai Namco owns the IP.

[@elliegray8184]

I like how this started as a rip on the Remaster but then ended up just focusing on a bunch of problems Dark Souls 1 always had. But shut up me, it's a masterpiece.

[@derek96720]

PvP problems*

[@pavlasiu7705]

@@derek96720 na, pvp is also very good and in my opinion better than ds3 i wish a ds3 whit the ds1 mechanics but all ds3 weps, will be best shit i ever seen

[@tostadorafuriosa69]

@@pavlasiu7705 NO

[@tostadorafuriosa69]

it was a hood oportunity to fix them

[@coel3572]

@@pavlasiu7705 why don't you talk about 2

[@collin1046]

I swear... This video is the best thing ever added to KZbin.

[@Thriftxxxx]

You invaded me in one of my ds 1 livestreams

[@mihaibmt5936]

2:35 that got me🤣🤣🤣

[@pierce1234567891]

Getting insta-cursed after joining gaynolds world was the cherry on top

[@joshuahatton3440]

The editing made me feel like I was having a stroke and I mean that in the best possible way.

[@HyperSouls]

was crying at 2:59 jesus

[@chrism4403]

HyperSouls no you weren't, stop bullshitting

[@blakbear6528]

HyperSouls I could tell you 10 things funnier than that in this video lol wasn’t even that funny

[@necmettinarmutcu3626]

Bad sense of humor

[@0ffaI]

Captain Baddboy Inb4 he links Smosh

[@jeebus_christ]

oh no, twomad slayer

[@thezeddy]

They fixed blightown that's all I cared about

[@Glinko]

I get the point of personalising for the purpose of brevity, but it wasnt Fromsoft and Miyazaki who was handling this remaster. It was outsorsed to two other studios.

[@angelofastora3480]

Glinko So you're telling me QLOC developed the remaster and did stuff without From knowing it? It's their game and these were their decisions.

[@krome4284]

Angel Of Astora Links? Proof? You clearly dont have any since you are just saying shit out of your ass. Fromsoftware is busy developing their own game atm. The only thing they probably did was give the green light for another company to handle it. Bandai Namco wanted to spend as little as possible remastering a game they felt was going to sell incredibly well.

[@angelofastora3480]

sm 4284 You didn't answer. You think the company in charge of the remaster was able to change a lot and from wasn't going to know about it? Either From or Bandai gave the order to make as little changes as possible, which is why we were left with a $20/$40 port.

[@alecLogan]

Angel Of Astora I think the whole joke is, _not a lot was changed_ . ‘Effectively,’ the only notable (read as;actual) change for the Remaster is, besides being available on the current consoles, a single bonfire.

[@angelofastora3480]

Torian Flack They also changed the maximum number of players in a single world to 6 and invaders can also use estus. Other than that, there's nothing. So if i'm not mistaken, i'm paying $40 in my case for a new bonfire, estus when i invade, higher chance to get ganked, HD textures, new particle effects motion blur and solid frame rate? Not nearly worth it

[@20LowHC]

Probably the best dark souls edit montage I have ever seen. Yes very good Kanye xD

[@danieldekker4561]

Before the hype!

[@AlexanderWilithinIII]

I hear that MapleStory you ain't slick.

[@clucka34]

This is a fucking masterpiece. Subbed.

[@VenomRaven]

This belongs in a museum. Please grace us with more ADHD style hyper meme mode videos.

[@pixelfilmz_3753]

What mushrooms u on ,cause I wanna try

[@ThePista0chiosOfficial]

This is the most 2018 thing i have ever seen and its amazing 😂

[@zilexfaulty8091]

Miyazaki has no friends growing up and crippling depression, how do I know you ask? Dark souls has no happiness. Like him

[@Adnonnymous]

There was actually an interview recently where he talks about his dark outlook on the world Or something like that

[@jamesohearn2364]

Turns out Miyazaki just really gets off on it. Like in the masochistic sort of way.

[@chaocobojun2098]

Adnonnymous do you have a link to the interview?

[@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y]

He grew up poor, and has a degree in Social Science, I think he feels there's no hope for humanity. On the Wikipedia page dedicated to him there's a story about an event that inspired the Souls multiplayer. He had good intentions, but trolls ruined it.

[@themacriman9347]

*Vamos Bonfire*

[@serosona2322]

Y O U’ L L S P O I L M Y F O C U S

[@Bouncy03]

CARRIÓ PRESIDENTE, VAMOS GORDO 2k19

[@comandantety]

M a C r I G a T o

[@Cursed_Captain]

Argentina esta hecho New Londo P O I N T D O W N

[@MultiJuli777]

Vamos manaos

[@jammysammy1201]

This dudes videos are some of the funniest videos ive watched on KZbin

[@kliparis939]

2:55 the T_POSE

[@pva5326]

Vamos is something we always wanted

[@Dark_KING_zZz]

So many good edits, wow ur very good, congratz!

[@Isaac_646]

I loved the old albino with the jojo references

[@807D14M0ND5]

I feel like an alien studying the human language when I watch this

[@BiodegradableYTP]

I am astonishingly happy this video popped into my recommended. 10/10

[@memenazi7078]

1:18 I don’t even think flex tape can fix this poor dude, you just crippled all of his hopes and dreams... Now that’s alot of 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️amage!

[@Racksath]

Say it with me now. If you use a broken weapon even as a joke you're part of the problem.

[@jakeshadows9134]

If you use a broken weapon even as a joke, you're part of the problem

[@az8557]

If you use a broken joke even as a problem you're part of the weapon

[@UpsSyndrome]

If you use a broken problem even as a weapon you're part of the joke

[@travish2632]

GIANT DADS WILL RULE THE EARTH

[@e.b.03]

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY CHAOS ZWEIHANDER FROM ME

[@BoochiDoochi]

One of my favorite ablino videos

[@GMSjk777]

>maplestory ost WHAT TIMELINE ARE WE IN

[@blocklazer61]

1:18 what that song

[@peterpeterify]

It's the NFL Intro song

[@manolinmero]

Espn song

[@ok-md5be]

Darude sandstorm

[@RamonSard]

Uptown funk

[@sadcat6969]

Despacito 2

[@les9528]

Seeing The Report Of The Week in the video made my day, thank you, man of culture.

[@joegraz4240]

2:10 fortnite default skin dance lol

[@ignaciovillegas245]

Lol i dint notice