Dirty Mags With The Lads (NSFW)

[@eddache]

I'm sorry mum

[@9UWmember]

Eddache Sad soup :(

[@slothboy1253]

Good.

[@sistanofseljuks]

Oo

[@jaybehkay2438]

And ric.

[@carcinoVantas]

*Don't be*

[@cking4869]

0:24 “Accessing the sex” I imagine a guy messing with a bra for a minute and when he unhooks it he says “I’m in”

[@kusachiayami1216]

a c c e s s g r a n t e d

[@pigeon1178]

* hacker voice * I'm in

[@manchick7648]

Change password

[@rendezvous.mp3208]

man chick ok, new password: 800815

[@manchick7648]

@@rendezvous.mp3208 new password can't be the same as the old password

[@Pawprint19]

I love how the cancer and capricorn ladies were partially censored but libra was just taken out completely lol

[@cuppacofi1129]

I guess she was ugly

[@PYR0biggestfan]

@@cuppacofi1129 relatable

[@thatprickoverthere]

I'm a libra and I know why it was taken out because we have a tendency for weird fetishes

[@aez8]

@@thatprickoverthere YOU THINK LIBRA IS BAD BITCH IM SCORPIO Dont tell anyone but I like.... SINSWORLD HENTAI FURRIES (AND MEAN THE NSFW ONES) AND I DRAW MY OWN ROBOTS MEANT FOR PORNOGRAPHY And I like vore forgot to mention

[@dameonglass6703]

Nice oof are you a Virgo/Leo rising? Just curious

[@N-GinAndTonicTM]

"Imagine returning a bunch of porn!" *Slams on Cashier Desk* " *D O N E* !"

[@bburrito8357]

Imagen how judgy the cashier must have been

[@mollymoo6574]

"Sir this isn't a library."

[@theeagle7552]

“Sir why is it so sticky?”

[@cuppacofi1129]

Molly Moo "oh should I return it there then"

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

And all the pages are stuck

[@GoatboyNaiko]

F A M I L Y F R I E N D L Y C O N T E N T !

[@Snxcc_]

Plasmatican Gaming FAMILY FRIENDLY ALTERNATIVE👏 C O N T E N T!!!! Yeemø for liyfe

[@m3m3d_]

69 likes, nice.

[@ancientbasilisk]

FAMILY 👏 FRIENDLY 👏 ALTERNATIVE *iiinhaaale* content

[@mewchan6955]

*Y e P*

[@autumnrain3141]

And here we have all of the yeemos/franksters. We may be a relatively small group, but fuck man were everywhere

[@shpup]

throbbing mars at a sexy angle is the new mercury in retrograde

[@thegreatpapyrus7294]

yes

[@Sean_mag]

With lusty Pluto

[@broblerone413]

surprised it wasn't just a Uranus joke

[@spacekid-lox]

victorian children would immediately die after reading this

[@puresilverfox1091]

Tom: *slaps 15 porn mags onto counter* Cashier: *glances at empty shelf where the porn mags were* "...what the f-" Tom: "Just- Don't ask. It- It's a long story. Expect me back in, like, an hour or two."

[@alastairoldaccount6611]

Somebody has to do it 😅 He’s taking one for the team

[@Fan-imator]

with how much of an ass i am, I would say "I have a morbid curiosity, don't question my life choices, you're the one working at a convenience store"

[@stationshunter]

10 minutes after the episode the 3 of them just walk into that shop and we magazine except that 60s one I slammed down on the country for saying the long story when the video cut out watch It and the 60s one is hidden by hiding the Bush somewhere.

[@GradualPork]

​@@stationshunter Well yeah, but has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[@sensenjo6813]

Tom where's the finale of the NSFW trilogy: "Calling Sex Lines"

[@wumpus976]

Sadly we never got one. Maybe one day, Content could return, but not today... Edit: Tom, where is the sex lines vid?

[@wyntryx7977]

@@wumpus976 if only we got content season 2 😞

[@All_Gnatty]

Wait what is the other video?

[@sensenjo6813]

@@All_Gnatty Trying To Find The Rarest Rule 34 (NSFW)

[@eyeswideopenfilms570]

@@sensenjo6813 I mean the third one would be where he bought the sex toys off of wish.

[@beatle4-117]

The look of pain on Eddie and Elliot's faces as Tom explains the 60's magazine kills me every time

[@silvermoon3220]

Is no one going to talk about the intro

[@amino-acid]

The lord and saviour jesus christ Of all the people that watched this video, Why are you, Jesus Christ, one of them..

[@ClownieFace]

Me

[@willum2001]

Sup Jesus how u doin

[@user-du7yg7wp4n]

Jesus! Why?

[@ashlyngaming4410]

I KNOW

[@pherrilraven606]

After hearing "Let me strum on my clitourus" Just a image of random female wearing a pantsless bard outfit pops out of the bushes and is like "Let me play you a ditty!!!"

[@ajleenexl7023]

"my clitoris strums as gracefully as twine before Your clitoris strums pathetically, such a snore"

[@soooze7367]

You mean “Let me play you a TITTY”????

[@finsmithers7407]

Pherril Raven YOUR SPELLING OF CLITORIS THOOOOOOOOOO

[@TyphonMar]

I got the image of this lady strumming the intro to Chop Suey lol

[@aarondixon3312]

@@TyphonMar that image is stuck in my head now.

[@FelixSR]

*GONE SEXUAL* *GONE WRONG*

[@salmonegg3460]

Felix SR egg

[@abloodcorpse3318]

Gone sexual GONE RIGHT

[@Kirkklan]

GONE SEXUAL _AND_ WRONG

[@jeromysnepvangers4189]

**ALI-A INTRO INTENSIFIES**

[@ElijahBagel]

*ALMOST DIED, 100% NOT CLICKBAIT*

[@speedthisup2]

The delivery of "there's no text, it's all pussy" gets me 😆

[@calowenby1654]

Same here!

[@thomasnolastname8734]

That particular magazine is for deaf people It involves a lot of lip reading I'm sorry

[@Xandra.zebelle]

*fart pipe* I'm wheezing

[@Red-lf9tm]

Same dude

[@tanman7568]

Isn't that what the rectum is?

[@ryantrue4844]

I wanna know the cashiers face when you bought all of them

[@TomSkaAndFriends]

Ryan True He told me to have fun. I spent £47.77.

[@ryantrue4844]

DarkSquidge well you definitely had fun and so did we, I was literally laughing really hard. That is a lot to spend on porn!

[@trevsweb]

Probably pretty fucking happy that mag isn't in his shop.

[@Neronix17]

That is more than I have spent on porn in my entire life, and probably more than I will for the rest of my life too.

[@ryantrue4844]

Neronix17 same here! Although I did buy one once

[@DaleksRuinedMyDay]

I propose hiding these mags in your friends houses for them or guests to find later. Daniel J Layton's apartment for example.

[@Squishy_tank04]

DaleksRuinedMyDay yeeees jajaja

[@WU00110154]

I second this motion

[@funky2670]

*hide them in your friends*

[@0akes]

Must

[@Claeys67]

And in dodie's apartment 😅

[@pheebeetwo]

I want to know what the store clerk's reaction to you buying EVERY porn mag they had.

[@zukiair3760]

Yeah

[@helloimarabbit4083]

Probably a lot of silent screaming

[@floofem4120]

Really can't go back there ever again

[@maradjal]

"FINALLY! THIS ONE IS GONE! AFTER THREE YEARS! I AM FREE FROM THIS CURSE"

[@Noticer8]

“fuck mate you *really* need a girlfriend”

[@53x016]

Imagine walking into that shop and just seeing Tom purchasing all those magazines.

[@moon-wd1fq]

And then the cashier recognizes him

[@Jazzyjazzper]

😂😂😂

[@Red-lf9tm]

I would pay to see that

[@countclamface]

Ultimate sloot

[@brown_lamp_shade1621]

Imagine being the cashier

[@Dugiedugdug]

"My grandad's funeral is not for a few weeks" "Its not the 23rd is it?"

[@nabzz7026]

It is today

[@charlottebiscuit4133]

OHHHH NOOOOO

[@ClownieFace]

"Ten seconds of, I don't enjoy this, followed by, AAAAHHHHHH!!!!"

[@stickbug3150]

Lol

[@professionalhimbo]

I fuckin died right there

[@austinleland8394]

Peyton Luna “MUM, DAD, COME HELP!” Killed me

[@andrewhailstorm4081]

Peyton Luna Dark Souls in a nutshell

[@dudethedude725]

Tom is secretly trying to tell us he’s pregnant

[@dan-gy4vu]

No, he is actually hinting that he is REALLY into vore.

[@gentu]

Wrong, dan, he’s saying he absolutely ADORES old British women in his mags.

[@katenunyabizness9221]

So much so that he has BEVERLY tattooed on his bicep, that's why he never wears sleeveless shirts.

[@ashbyblunt4602]

This went into an entire different directions within three replies.

[@TheLordOfBepiz]

The fuck dude the dude

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

Eddie's "walk up the stairs" joke is like something straight out of a Bottom episode.

[@pormpfspimperton6804]

What's that

[@iblame_nargles]

@Pormpf Spimperton Old British TV show. Also, don’t get why people expect responses from KZbin comments when you could literally just google it and get an answer immediately lmfao

[@awhellyeah12]

IBlameNargles we don’t care enough

[@andrewhailstorm4081]

I really didn't want to make an account He is actually a fan of Bottom star, Rik Mayall

[@yeethittter1285]

A lot of this video in fact sounds like a situation from Bottom

[@saturn._.9975]

that intro was more horrifying than the thought of making another asdfmovie

[@axethannanth]

E

[@lemonadecrushedice]

E

[@dinoxman8584]

E?

[@wumpus976]

F

[@AmateurCreep]

Greetings fellow homestuck

[@MarkHilton1]

1:20 elliots face just screams "what have I let myself in for?"

[@jhart6764]

6:23 Tom is so kind. Even when looking at porn he hopes that the person is doing well.

[@theomni1012]

*Tom checking out at the store* “What are you buying all these porn mags for??” Tom: “Content” “What?” Tom: “C O N T E N T”

[@Kenzy-xe5zn]

UM THAT INTRO AND THE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE REFRENCE. this is getting better. Edit: yes it's because it's trash and edgy

[@damfrenchfries8334]

yus

[@valerie.monday]

Vivovixen ikr

[@lucilleblacknell3626]

IKR I was slightly triggered but the g note wasn't included so, all is well

[@damfrenchfries8334]

trueeee

[@ramdom206]

Well it can’t get much worse, amiright???????

[@iggykad]

"why is she a clown? :C" why is she a clown? :C" AHAHAHA

[@PYR0biggestfan]

She's got cupcakes, she's got cupcakes over it though.

[@NoboriKudari]

Those are cherry bakewells, know your food you skinny prick.

[@thebox822]

7:09 your welcome

[@isabellafranzoni3621]

Tom is so weirded out by the clown girl that he goes to a higher pitch in his voice. It's hilarious!😂

[@wumpus976]

JOKER

[@coldsalad6686]

"Age-restricted video" Sherlock Holmes was here.

[@Crudence]

Now this is the content I subbed for. Just this. I am done now. I've waited three years for this content. Sitting on the shelves, staring at Tom until he made this content. Now I am content.

[@Claeys67]

Tom started doing Last Week first, because he wanted to show us he's not a pervy boi, and so that he could make the video he wanted to make since he ever saw that vintage pornmag.

[@darthvader2994]

TomSka: become content

[@lmcf_gtr]

The English language: when Content and Content are two different words

[@darthvader2994]

OOOOHHHHH now i get it fml

[@astronomicalastro847]

your likes nice.

[@JayExci]

Best content so far. Also please do call sex lines for a content.

[@JHamiltonTexas]

We need that #content

[@brandideloachgmaicom]

Do it.

[@bavy4469]

CinemaSinsSins what a perv get a life!!!

[@ThatOtherHarry]

Oh hi Jay! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@bagelgamin]

only if they prank them

[@squishyrock5361]

"Ill get your gizzum spurting" My *what* "Your gizzum" *my WHO*

[@erectile_dysfunction]

Uwu

[@FallingEastward]

LEAVE GIZZUM ALONE!!!

[@pixwool]

Im a what?

[@hol0_protogen146]

heh, shh

[@Bonified369]

TIKTTIKT Slim Gizzum

[@eagletsnupper7876]

Tom you missed a censor at 5:14, bada bing, bada demonetized.

[@kingawesome6887]

Fucking narc

[@indie8722]

@@thrownstair lmaO

[@soupertap7051]

What about 6:25

[@webbedcarcass9124]

Bada bing, bada boom, your income has met its doom

[@cyanity1017]

*thats a titty*

[@DanLayton]

Good heavens

[@holymoleywowzers]

Daniel J. Layton in this case.... hell

[@lucilleblacknell3626]

Daniel J. Layton my thoughts exactly Daniel....good heavens my dear chap. Good heavens

[@illmakeuhowell]

A YOUNG BOY

[@ArtisanToast]

Funny to see you here!

[@jayheretoslay]

illmakeuhowell MY FATHER. TOOK ME INTO THE CITY.

[@Vic-xr2gd]

I CHOKED WHEN THAT HAPPENED

[@h_u_b_i7693]

• Megan Lee • TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

[@emilijazubrickaite]

illmakeuhowell 0:26

[@ezdiar]

The phone call at 3:28 tho 😂 “I’ll call you after...work”

[@noahst.pierre5467]

5:44 the urban dictionary calls it a “suicide wank”

[@Mameyaro]

Hairy Marry! “I wonder why they call her that.” I laughed much, MUCH harder at that than I should have.

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

“Well,Elliot,if you look closely-“

[@thekingofhearts43]

cashier: "So let me get this straight, you want 27 porn mags?" tom: "Yes." cashier: "And you said it's for a video, right!" tom: "Yes." cashier: "Sure.. sure it is."

[@cyanidexeros6368]

"got your nose!" top 10 ways on how to ruin asdf

[@britishrex5515]

and then i started blasting

[@ninja__sensei3065]

OH GOD TOM THE INTRO I LOVE IT

[@binstonburchill8207]

*content*

[@Trj113]

FUCK

[@arielphilo3225]

Ninja__Sensei ARE YOU OKAY DO YOU NEED HELP BECAUSE THAT INTRO WAS N O T OKAY

[@xD00TD00Tx]

kinky

[@MJFeehan24]

8:45 "Who's that Pokémon?"

[@wumpus976]

IT’S ONIX!

[@thomasawl]

DIGLETT

[@silvershadow1271]

UNOWN

[@loltheartwizard25]

My mum walked in when the "vintage 60s" magazine was being read out and let's just say She hasn't smiled at all since then. Great

[@jaythosonmp439]

why do eddie and tom laughing at 6:34 look like 2 grannies laughing on a park bench

[@Rin_Evans]

MCR plays *casually hears the painful screams as every past emo is triggerd*

[@lyzacue736]

Rin Evans *screams in G note*

[@bDwS27]

This didn't appear in my subscription feed .... thanks KZbin.

[@BabyWith_AGun]

B_D_W_S'_Animation_ that's because the video is age gated. When is video has an age restriction on it, it doesn't show in sub boxes

[@heavenpecrysgirlfriend9988]

You're welcome

[@bDwS27]

John Doe wow that sucks , thank you for letting me know.

[@isaakfelix328]

Whoa polite conversation no waYyyyyy

[@explosionskid5985]

@@BabyWith_AGun age restricted* Tom did it himself

[@baguettelefeesh5561]

The cashier was probably like *"W h a t"*

[@shay.smith4229]

'The clown is naked now' should've been in the audio samples video

[@unrelatedweirdo4276]

I'm concerned as to how long that beginning part took to edit

[@Direkneed]

Not that long, Elliot is a master of editing.

[@SuperBlackReality]

it's actually from video game trailer, kzbin.info/www/bejne/qoDHi6mLfNN6m6s

[@SuperBlackReality]

Kojima, my friend, Kojima 😉

[@amandamarie8371]

00:27 OMG i dropped the box i was trying to lift and gasped making my dog come over to see if i was ok. thanks for the heart attack tom!

[@erectile_dysfunction]

Uwu a black parade reference

[@nimrodvinyl5625]

hEugh

[@bmbdll]

hOw DaRe yOu PLay THe bLaCk PaRaDe oN ME

[@_.mary_the_useless._5758]

OHG I FOUND THE EMOS

[@JoeyNutria]

Unprepared!!

[@taste5728]

You call that NSFW?!? *go on the armrests of a chair* THAT'S WHAT I CALL NOT SAFE FROM WORK!!!

[@Bearbigword]

Taste its not safe for work.

[@Zappygunshot]

Help I make stuff Exactly.

[@juliaannaaugustyniak9605]

*Stands upright on a wonky spinny chair to reach the top shelf* Amateurs

[@purpenigma]

**climbs up a 20 meter tall tree to get phone sygnal** Noobs

[@vvafels]

Your the worst..

[@louisekemp3117]

This video never fails to make me laugh, no matter how bad of a day I had. Thanks, Tom

[@jophielswings]

Roses are Red. Trees are Wood. If its NSFW It's gonna be good.

[@salmonegg3460]

Joshuapooleanox ok

[@Rei-we3ze]

dick splinters

[@sawyer4554]

Wait this isn't the Smash Bros. reveal

[@eamonnkeenan3771]

I have officially seen everything😐

[@guillaumethomas2652]

Eamonn Keenan well not my dick

[@GrayVBoat]

Depends on what you mean by "smash"

[@ZippoIII]

Guillaume Thomas we don't all have a microscope close by

[@sawyer4554]

GrayVBoat ayyyye

[@hallaxforshallerfors1586]

intro gave me mental scars 10/10 would recomend

[@communistbird7451]

That was one weird intro

[@mallbratgirl_3005]

Just the title is enough.

[@zestylemons8899]

Maisy Floss damn straight

[@festive5988]

Damn skippy

[@krynyxx]

HOI TEM!!!

[@ceaselessslayer]

Maisy Floss TEmMiE flAkES

[@shibeisme977]

Maisy Floss agreed

[@Deathly66]

This series never fails to make me happy

[@electrocreeper3255]

I need a sequel to when you freaking call one of those numbers Cus this is to damn hilarious

[@Bunbiichuffn]

This is why I love #content

[@snazzymask9620]

Tomska: "no nudity" 0:42

[@E_xtinctPower]

The one on the right yeah

[@athenamuldrow1664]

I quote the "Danger Wank" explanation word-for-word on the daily.

[@cartoonhigh9990]

Well wtf was Libra doing if they have to black out the whole thing😵😂

[@a_common_weeb]

Do you really wanna know Is that a question that needs to be awnswedefsfuck arse

[@imurvenus2605]

Kinky things mate

[@toadstooldarling9937]

I WANNA KNOW WHAT MY SINGN WAS DOING IN A PORN MAG.....W H E E Z E

[@Mythochist]

0:26 I'm crying why 😭

[@DrPenguin]

If NSFW is mentioned It’s good But the content intro is defiantly NSFW

[@shupwoop7025]

*defiantly*

[@Longtimemanytime]

Dr Penguin *definitely

[@shupwoop7025]

I know i was pointing it out

[@itshexon]

*D E F I A N T L Y*

[@crankedfrankie6836]

_d e f i a n t l y_

[@keepXonXrockin]

I found porn mags in the woods behind our house

[@IrisGlowingBlue]

That seems like the natural place for them somehow

[@LeoTheFish]

I found porn mags in my dad’s drawer.

[@0n_Cloud_9]

@@LeoTheFishI found some Naughty Neighbors magazine in my uncle’s bathroom when I was 15. 😂 I stole them, he didn’t need them anyway lmao

[@gummygoo2]

7:10 is that Mr Tumble's wife?

[@wumpus976]

I’m from America, and even I got that reference. Take my like.

[@icegold91]

I was not ready for this intro... Really not...

[@dinosaurman1438]

Rayzo same

[@ListenToGranny]

4:22 Bit worried that I need a new youtube name...

[@Shirokroete]

lol

[@doublenaut443]

He gave you a shoutout

[@LEEpicX3]

LMAO

[@noonehome3952]

Ooof. Maybe that's a good idea.

[@chlrinewater4275]

0:26 as an emo, this deeply hurts me.

[@rosslloyd2768]

2:49 *is a cancer* *goes to clubs for first time on the 21st* *gets action for the first time in 6+ months* tom you are magical

[@cheses.]

I was born on the 21st😭😭😭 I HOPE THAT AIN'T KINKY TO ANYONE lol

[@_s_9920]

Eddie and Elliot are slowly matching Tom's hair and facialhair

[@mrslinkydragon9910]

Scar they are becoming tom!

[@kaidayarts1756]

2:51 Tom: " it gets hot June 15 and July 21" Me: screaming because July 21 is my birthday

[@joristhejester3229]

kai day arts Same but with June 23

[@jjcondon001]

10:03 sounds like a first year higher level English student. Skilled at writing but doesn't really know about sex so he tries to describe something he's seen in a porno.

[@xx_zrx_xx]

Me trying to write fanfiction *that was a joke don't attacc*

[@nataliehaag3595]

A C C U R A T E 😂😂

[@Squishy2531]

He's from swansea. Need I say more.

[@WhatIsK-Poppin]

Lesson learned: Dirty magazines, contrary to belief, actually make people unhappy. 😁

[@halfmoon_666]

the welcome to the black parade reference within like a min of the video-

[@sfmcinematics]

I'm so glad to see all that ad revenue put to good use...

[@SaGkR3DDOT]

FUCKED UP THE FARTPIPE!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The first time I've legit laughed at something that hard in forever. Thank you so much Tom i needed that

[@SaGkR3DDOT]

Still gets me

[@wumpus976]

F A R T P I P E .

[@extranoodles7297]

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER

[@KillingLonliness]

TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

[@Tastee_slugg]

TO SEE MARCHING BAND

[@2HotMeg19]

HE SAID SON WHEN YOU GROW UP

[@jojost4r]

WOULD YOU BE THE SAVIOUR OF THE BROKEN, THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED

[@rebeccaharman803]

HE SAID WILL YOU

[@criscorrea9654]

How dare you Welcome to the Black Parade me???

[@hellstrays7134]

not even 40 seconds in and i’m already emo

[@muscleman4645]

Gee’s Dimple omg your name and profile pic is everything

[@hellstrays7134]

Brendon is Definitely Satan why thank you

[@halebelon6815]

Omg the biggest mood I've ever felt

[@bird.brainsss]

Same

[@coricognitions]

oh boy. this "series" has got to be my favorite thing on the internet. also story: so i came home from school and went to say hello to my dad. I found him in our TV room with playboy magazines (the very naked version you get if you subscribe) all over the floor. The entire room was covered in nude women. he was sitting at the center. he said he was organizing them. The next day they were gone. I don't know where they went. I don't know what he did with them. I don't know why he had a playboy subscription despite being married. So, in conclusion, there's a HUGE pile of porn mags somewhere in the house and i don't know where.

[@pokefreak627]

Did you ever find it?

[@coricognitions]

@@pokefreak627 haha no :)

[@matthewborgen5018]

@@coricognitions I wish you luck on your journey

[@Mama-Luigi]

@@coricognitions it's been a year, did you find it yet? i hope so because it probably has an escape plan ready

[@coricognitions]

@@Mama-Luigi I found them under the halloween decorations yesterday actually, forgot about this comment that's wild

[@Blue-yi6ij]

Yeety mcskeety content got Seedy

[@tylerh.4422]

**black parade** Me: **Falls**

[@jacksonlaframboise6257]

11:12. All of em lowkey experiencing post nut clarity and tryna hide it from everybody else.

[@glomp7386]

AGE RESTRICTED

[@DsStars2]

GloomyShelf4000 // 99epic102 Gaming and More! I got it too

[@JoelTheParrot]

he did it himself, you can see in the description that he requested it.

[@nintendogz3532]

Hi age restricted I'm dad.

[@sillygoober89]

Slowly SufferinqTM why did u name me this way

[@sillygoober89]

Slowly SufferinqTM btw nice profile pic

[@nintendogz3532]

wait hold up, why the fuck did this get 93 likes?-

[@nintendogz3532]

thank you.

[@victorpatheal7781]

Slowly SufferinqTM why did you name me this way...

[@Wombattlr]

So happy this video is no longer age restricted! I can finally watch it again!

[@fn9869]

I got ya nose!

[@KazLordOfLightWarriors]

FNPlayz MMMMMMFFFFFF

[@furviusgarfield4029]

FNPlayz LOOK OUT HE’S GOT A NOSE!

[@MichaelColonDee]

Furvius Garfield *insert gunshots here*

[@supremelettuce8776]

BANG, BANG,BANNNNG

[@kaleoaqt]

FNPlayz LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT A NOSE!!🔫🔫 🔫 🔫🔫🔫

[@WaaDoku]

2:37 please someone, loop Elliot's handmotion and make a funny but very suggestive video out of it.

[@WaaDoku]

Sage Wentzel For I second I thought you've made that video already xD

[@Max-Parker-Buxton]

I love all the cuts in the content videos because I just imagine them laughing for like 7 minutes straight. They're all such nice and sweet boys.

[@sabreenal-asbahi216]

“This content is age restricted” WHAT WAS I ABT TO VIEW-

[@Moonect]

I cried

[@sabreenal-asbahi216]

Moonect oh no

[@DsStars2]

Matt Is a boi same here

[@DsStars2]

Moonect same here...

[@JoelTheParrot]

he did it himself, you can see in the description that he requested it.

[@JozlynMoon]

Why did you do that to pooh W H Y

[@thepointlesscommenter8782]

Has anyone noticed that Elliott looks so depressed during the video (especially at the beginning)?

[@iron_strong_2766]

I would be too if one of my friends told me hey let’s look at EVERY porn mag at the nearest corner shop for people on the internet

[@moofanspoobguy]

"Okay everyone, today, we'll be reviewing p0rn!" ~Tomska 2018

[@SkylarGlider]

"That's the moment Tom lost his money on this video."

[@aleexe_1200]

Okay but what about the "You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes"

[@newt1348]

Aleexe _ IF THE PIZZZAMSN TRULY LOVES THE BABYSITTER, WHY IS HE SLAPPING HER REAR?

[@bigsammichthoughts]

One of the actual funniest videos I've ever watched in my life

[@gnomefight]

i have a really bad cold because i almost drowned two days ago and watching this video made me laugh so much that i hacked up the BIGGEST ball of phlegm i have ever seen. that thing was huge, and bright-ass green. thanks tom!

[@gnomefight]

Asha O'Hearn-Harvey i could say the same thing about your pfp

[@a.b.1826]

Did you feel good after it was out

[@gnomefight]

Asha O'Hearn-Harvey that's true. i take back what i said. beautiful uncooked chicken.

[@gnomefight]

Dre Farnsworth i felt like a new man.

[@gnomefight]

lotso hugging bear why thank you lotso. i sure am glad i didn't done go get dead either.

[@galexis3824]

“Wether the sun is shining or not. It always is, it’s the sun” For some reason that particular sentence cracked me up