What's the deal with LEYNDELL and THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER?

[@jameslebus2432]

Can’t wait for the homelessness DLC so we can finally enter the shelter and contract rot from sharing the single toilet

[@martk647]

Auch tearjerking lore

[@ThirdEyeAngel]

😂❤

[@evanmarogen]

Kind of wish there was a dark souls/hobo: a tough life game.

[@B1g_B0sssss]

Random question, but what is the quote qnd soundtrack at 13:42 ? At first i thought it was from americans mcgees alice, but i couldn't find it.

[@cuplabong8972]

@@B1g_B0ssssspretty sure the song is from silent hill idk about the quote

[@kararender1742]

i learnt 2 things from this video 1 - the deal with leyndell 2- rykard is my mother

[@pineapplescone5025]

always proud to be a dark tark supporter in these dark times.

[@bigounce9]

Hah i get it

[@CYB3r_D3m0n]

That's cannon, it's in the lore.

[@3000deaths1]

111

[@lexinim1133]

Always glad to find another Tark Head.

[@AdminAbuse]

@@CYB3r_D3m0n canon*

[@Phiil1]

The fact that he didn’t just jump straight into dung eater redemption story and, instead, walked us through the path inspiring him to retake the path is next level narrative push.

[@shallowphoenix]

He has literally become the way I learn lore and I’m not ashamed, also erdtree 10/10 for looming things

[@ph0en1x99]

It is amazing that you can finally achieve the mythical BioWare fade-to-black bang Dung Eater cutscene!

[@H3yItsLee]

Finally some extended lore to the intellectual know as the Dastardly DooDoo Devourer

[@ExpandDong420]

Aka The Reviled Excrement Devourer

[@deadfurydbf9647]

Aka the Evil Excrement Enjoyer

[@truth6919]

the crazy caca consumer

[@saviolbnful]

The Nefarious number two nibbler

[@IronSoulElf]

@@truth6919 that was my 6th character's name. It was a bleed build

[@WaldoKrayt]

Loved the video, the memes mixed with actual lore bits and theories are great! In my opinion though, i think that throne is for Godfrey himself considering there was cut content of godfrey adressing the tarnished next to a huge throne in a room similar to the one where the two fingers are, so that could be it considering aswell that place is pretty much next to his Shade bossfight.

[@luna7157]

It seems like Godfrey had that exact same throne built everywhere he went. Stormveil? Big chair. The real Roundtable Hold? Big chair. Final cutscene of some endings? _The same big chair._ I'm honestly starting to think there may have been a big chair in Morgott's arena _after_ defeating him, but I may have hallucinated that one after seeing it follow me throughout the game. If I looked harder, I might even find another.

[@KamiEneru]

@@luna7157 I know there are multiple chairs but I like to think that he just carried the same one with him everywhere he went

[@Late0NightPC]

Agreed. Godfrey was around during the earliest age of the Golden Order, since he chosen as the first ever Elden Lord. Then if you look at the city, compared to the Roundtable hold, the Hold feels distinctly different, both literally as it's build with a totally different style, and also that it is literally separated away from the rest of the city, as though it was built long before the city was. Tarnished Archeologist even made a great connection that Godfrey was the leader of the 13 Crucible Knights in a manner that really invokes the idea of King Arthur and his Knights of the Round table, and what do we see right outside the throne room? A round table filled with weapons very similar to what the Knights all use. He takes that to show the moment that the Crucible Knights and Hoarah Loux chose to give up the equal rule of the round table, where there was no single head of the table, for the structure and hierarchy of the throne room now that Hoarah Loux became Godfrey, the first Elden Lord. Though I do definitely think the Shade is entirely Morgott's spell, rather than being any kind of actual "shade" of Godfrey because of the promixity to the Hold. Down in the depths of the sewers you can fight Mohg, or rather, an illusion of him that protects the pathway to the Frenzied Flame, and right behind him is a seal cast by Morgott. Morgott oddly doesn't seem to call Mohg out as one of the "willful traitors" like the rest of the Demi-gods, which considering he's happy to sit and wait for the coming of his new Dynasty, seems like he and Morgott have a deal. Mohg won't bother Morgott's rule over the city, so Morgott won't interfer with any of his plans like kidnapping Miquella, and they both know the Frenzied Flame is bad news for both of them if it gets out, so they're willing to protect it together. "Margit" isn't immune to any kind of status effect, in either place you fight him, however that fake Mohg is, and it doesn't seem to be Mohg using the same type of spell, but some sort of actual "puppet" illusion that automatically protects the area. And of note, Goldfrey is also immune to status effects, suggesting he is something similar to the Mohg illusion. Which it all seems to build to the idea that Dark mentioned, that Goldfrey is basically what Morgott uses to prevent anyone from getting close enough to realize the ruler of the city is an Omen.

[@maximusthedude8305]

Was NOT expecting the Start Trek: Enterprise reference lol. And the call back to the Mythical Dung Eater Bang Cutscene (TM) was great. Really funny stuff as always mate

[@paytonlaynnekling6587]

“Thats canon. It’s in the lore.” Best thing ever 😂

[@jojipoji2322]

I love that the reason you cannot enter a homeless shelter is because you already have a home

[@JP12345]

That thing about Rykard being linked to the round table hold it's something I have never heard before but weirdly enough it does make some logical sense

[@udobybreak6393]

8:36 glad to know I wasn't the only one that made that mistake, Fromsoft's level designers are massive trolls.

[@HenryGreenEngine3]

Leyndell is the most accurate depiction of being lost in a big city I have ever experienced, right after actually being lost in a big city

[@RedpoiintEDITZ]

FINALLY. THE BANG DUNG EATER CUTSCENE

[@HectorWalrussy]

This is the first time I've wanted to be homeless, there must be such great lore in the shelter

[@compatriot852]

Is Dark Tark describing Leyndell or Birmingham? I'm pretty sure one is much more habitable

[@ThomasOwOD]

Birmingham

[@Dapryor]

😂😂

[@nicholasbennett13]

Another dark tark upload to make me forget my parents divorce ❤

[@FatuBilgic-yp3xw]

Skill issue

[@KATinBLACK]

Whoo! Let’s go! My man got all up in that Dungeater seedbed! It’s a really long quest line, but worth it in the end when you’re holding the child you had together

[@ILike2KillYou]

The best notification one can get is a Dark Tark Elden Ring banger

[@KazeBlack]

The dragon in Leyndell is in a moaning position so I don't think that it was killed by the demigods, I am certain it just felt the need for self-pleasure and was so good at it that the overexcitement got the upper hand.

[@d.robinson6262]

This is.... Canon, it is..... in the lore

[@NWolfsson]

It "stumbled and fell" on the giant spear and was too ashamed to call the hospital when it realized it couldn't pull it back out... Tale as old as time.

[@danila4322]

Are you 12?

[@vishalnagaraj5343]

Bolt of Grand Sex

[@cool-guycharlie6380]

Jeez. I JUST got to leyndell. I don’t think I’ll ever finish this game haha

[@Quinn_Miyashiro]

I'll never not love, "its canon; its in the lore."

[@alexandrefigs]

0:58 Isn't this a thing in the game though, with the enemies that transform when you hit them and drop a larval tear.

[@cayben7253]

I really love your straight forward emotionless delivery of humor 😂 keep it up king!

[@recon707]

ur sense of humour is godly...thats canon its in the lore

[@WaveFe]

Im so glad this channel is on my resume it looks so good.

[@Mothware]

Y'know, watching an Elden Ring video, I didn't expect to receive a Star Trek: Enterprise reference, but I definitely appreciated it.

[@YSOchris]

Actually the Most enjoyable Elden Ring Content Creator at the moment.

[@ymfos]

" the real journey is the friends we made along the way, whatever that means" So funny 😂

[@DanielLopez-ki8qk]

I live in eager anticipation of all your uploads. This is another banged video, much like the mythical BioWare fade-to-black bang dung eatsr cutscene.

[@viperleviathan9021]

Your humor is unmatched, can't wait to see more!!!

[@chazisdead5413]

I was prepared to cry, but I was not prepared to laugh, and have a stunning resume

[@Chroma9]

2 Things I Gotta Say: 1) They kicked out the homeless and made it a PvP shelter. I don't know what I expected. 2) The song played when mad tongue Alberich is on screen. I know it, but I can't place it and it haunts my waking nights.

[@giantspacemonstrdev]

"Melina immediately divorces you but she lets you keep the dog". That was too relatable man T_T

[@alexflores2567]

I seen a lot of Elden ring KZbinrs but no one comes close to this guy. Subscribed!

[@valentinsalvermoser6671]

dark tark will make so much bank once elden ring dlc drops

[@mykol4254]

Clicked so hard and fast my seedbed formed and ripened in front of my eyes

[@ChamplooEvan]

It’s crazy that your videos are the quality level of someone who deserves over a million subs because it hopefully means you never completely change the type of content you make

[@Dools1217]

Your videos always make me laugh, thanks for the great content! And never forget "it's true, it's in the lore."

[@jakebrill5990]

Love your videos. Your sense of humor us right up my alley.

[@benzur3503]

So ironic, that the last seedbed curses can only be found within the area filled with enemies who attack you with soap

[@ecthelionalfa]

Never forget that you can complete dung eater by giving him seluvis potion, and is the best option, you get his armor, rune, and a eternal sex slave i mean strong puppet, also a proper punishment, devoid of ego

[@centurosproductions8827]

"I will defile you next." "My seedbed is ripe and waiting." Yeah, this man is trying to seduce you.

[@PabloEskobar_Official]

Them homeless shelters wild fr fr.

[@Raidsage]

🙂‍↕️

[@upsettispaghettivulture]

"Poo is disgusting and I hate poo" truly a prophet of the modern era

[@thiccnoodles2294]

dude, real talk. I absolutely LOVE the commentary in your videos. I must've rewatched this video 4 maybe 5 times for it

[@catsforcomms1952]

I rewatch this often to hear “it’s the loorming theeng. That loorms”

[@Super-Senior-Impermanence]

man i love to play the videos just for the asmr

[@felipeolmos4054]

Really deep stuff covered by this video, as always, thank you Tark.

[@paulroche7588]

Another banger Tark! Please do a Fia quest video! Everytime you upload I get hype af, these videos slap

[@deutschvanderlinde6900]

Fun fact from the end of the video: High rates of divorce in developed countries is one of the classic examples of misunderstood or misrepresented data, that my data science prof. took a whole class to talk about. It goes like this: There is a steady rise in the number of divorces in the western world as economies progress and quality of life improves. Its often used for propaganda by the more conservative side as an argument against modernization and shit. But the reality is, marriages and divorces arent short term events. It takes decades before marriages fall apart. And the older the couple are, the longer it takes them to separate(unlike anyone in Elden Ring). So the couples that are separating got married probably decades ago, before they had much freedom about who and when they'd marry. With a more progressive society more people mutually separate, or women leave toxic relationships, as they are less and less socially or financially dependent(very much like everyone in Elden Ring). One good thing is, the divorce rates are nosediving, as less and less people are forced into unhappy marriages, and thus the ones that do get married now are liable to be together a lot longer(hopefully thats how it goes in Elden Ring).

[@joshuarusty7395]

Man dark tark is probably the best elden ring comedy gameplay I've ever seen

[@LSDireWolf]

Subscribing to DarkTark looks great on your resume. It’s in the lore

[@alil_adon]

It is great for your resume. Due to that i was hired as lead chicken nugget fryer.

[@syzygy_fan]

The random enemies roasting your Jordan's before turning into a literal beast are the werebears and giant trolls from Lyndell and Caelid respectively.

[@tmt_0488]

finally, a man who knows my pain to the legendary armament achievement

[@SalomonESerur]

Dad you came back from gettin newport cigarettes after 2 months. Truly a moment in time

[@battlericky17]

As usual i love your hilariously comedic openings 😂😂😂 you and the damn dung eater

[@scavengersix2161]

1:00 Morgott Everywhere System unironically would be glorous and terrifying.

[@Coach_B2024]

This is now my favorite channel on KZbin.

[@Rannos22]

That beyond joke was so obscure and I want you to know I appreciate it

[@shamahoraga]

You are danger Dolan. I’m convinced. Your humor punches me in the ribs

[@The.nib69]

Never played a souls game or Elden Ring but MAN these videos are *chef’s kiss*

[@DefecTec]

Dude you have to play, if you have free time and want to play a game, normally it’s a waste of time but these are art

[@id3549]

I absolutely love bolt of Gransax, similar if not exact moveset to Xnaginata and a ranged AoW too. Dual wielding these is great, most players don't stack lightning resistance so all you bleed lovers shouldn't miss the damage.

[@kerradical5422]

It made Morgott such a joke tbh Bolt of Gransax is so good

[@id3549]

@Kim Jong Un knocks down certain enemies too including malenia

[@Joseph_Uzui]

Another hilarious Elden ring video, please continue making Elden ring/from software videos you’re so good at them

[@daswizard5861]

Hey man you got a new sub. Funny and progressivley getting better edits.Keep it up!

[@rinhatsuyuki7090]

I never knew how much i needed another D.T Video until i received it.

[@rajburtonpatel6702]

tremendous video. laughed out loud at “I died”. Keep it up dung tark

[@ggjade]

The giant chair could also be for Godfrey. Therefore this could mean that Godfrey can be my mother

[@FurtiveSkeptical]

The ol' 'Giant Mom Blues' huh?

[@poppywoo842]

absolutely amazing series :)

[@FTZPLTC]

Dung Eater quest is literally just an accurate representation of how two tops decide who has to switch.

[@zakbrown9256]

I started using your drip, it looks so funny, it really suits the mask, now it’s cannon and I’m the lore that Lionel was an Albanuric the whole time!

[@SgtFrankBatman]

The Enterprise reference made me very happy and also got the song stuck in my head again

[@lostanddamned2266]

you can use Sentry's Torch to reveal Black Knife Assassins

[@cullubbowzer8095]

**Continues to wait for What’s the Deal with Fia**

[@ramanand5187]

Erdtree is truly one of the looming things ever made. It looms, and it's a thing as well.

[@venturelord32]

Hit a little too close to home with that staircase sequence...

[@_Bunger_]

INSANE thumbnail it took me 5 seconds just to click cause my brain couldn’t comprehend what my optic nerves were sending it

[@ScoourGe]

actually the thing that he said about the legendary armaments happened to me, it was the only item that kept me from reaching 100%, funny thing is that i got all legendary spells and talisman without knowing how to reach them just by exploring, but i never found a way onto that spear

[@totallynotbruh1406]

I cant believe this whole video was just a front for the mythical dung eater bang cutscene

[@Beastowe]

Been waiting for your next video and wasn’t disappointed in the least. Keep up the good work

[@eymenderamchia6816]

Can’t lie I’ve watched this video 7 times and I’m not ashamed to say this is my 8th

[@sino-nk1dm]

i don’t even play this game anymore i just watch these bc they’re funny

[@mandi37739]

You really forgot to mention Morgott's grippers in his cutscene smh

[@johnokazaki7967]

You should do more videos Dark Tark! Any game you like its gonna be awesomely narrated!

[@Raro404]

Honey wake up there’s a new Dark Tark video.

[@RubyEsq]

It’s true, it’s in the lore

[@theChilest]

This is the OFFICIAL dung eater channel in youtube.

[@colorgreen8728]

I thought the same about ding eater and started smacking him to “unshackle” him

[@Celastrous]

This is your best video yet

[@turkeyboy5174]

This guy deserves more subs and views 👏

[@haleynaga5671]

Thank you for the good vid man, really fun one

[@NameTaken1191]

It's always a treat when I see that you've uploaded a new video. You always make me laugh.

[@maxaltenkirch1022]

16:00 if the Dung Eater ate everything in my fridge, does that mean that I stock my fridge with dung? Does that make me the Dung Eater this whole time?

[@lillyclarity9699]

holy shit divine divinity reference, nice, I thought I was the only one who played that series before it got popular

[@malfeasance3251]

I've been waiting forever thank you mister tark

[@killerbenji]

Silly sounds *screaming* Goofy Gargles *screaming* Ridiculous reverberations *screaming* His deadpan delivery reduced me to tears

[@aidlord23]

I'm surprised you didn't talk more about Alberich's Prepare to Cry™ lore, in that he makes new players cry by dunking on them in the Roundtable Hold. And he also drops a Taunter's Tongue because he is a toxic gamer. And people like jeered at him or something.

[@MindinViolet]

I think this takes the cake for the most disturbing thumbnail I have ever come across.

[@nachiketrao5285]

Loving your videos more and more with each new uploads😂 ! Keep going Dark Tark 🫵🏼💪🏼