Dash Spider Jumpscares Went Too Far

In this video I talk about this meme that has been going around the Geometry Dash community, the Dash Spider Jumpscare, ''created'' by GD Colon. I hope you'll enjoy it!
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[@xthriteenx]

Fire in the hole isn’t over, congregation isn’t, I don’t think this meme is leaving.

[@AK_804]

fr

[@zmitter4844]

time to bring back devil vortex saws

[@morticalthemashupguy]

And we got the trilogy

[@safetysignfigure]

WATER ON THE HILL WILL WIN

[@SCPShyGuy]

​@@zmitter4844*Sikky will remember that.

[@rawmeat1208]

This meme really is one of the best memes. It's funny how people from diffe- rent comm- unities unite together to make this meme this big. And I think there's beauty in that. This is truly one of the moments that I realize the beauty of humanity despite obvious flaws. I really look forward to what this meme will grow into and the memes that will come after.

[@Fenyx_Birb]

I hate you so damn much that I could nearly steal your own joke for my profit......... BUT I think that's pretty unfair, so i will do my best to make my own spin on it.

[@WaterKnight2.2]

I LAUGHED MY BALLS OFF AT THIS 😭😭😭

[@JZ3141]

Wow. Well done. XD

[@TheBearman-hu7ro]

Agreed.

[@qwontz]

GOD

[@DiscoDumDumGD]

the fact that 2.2 has caused a pandemic of not only lobotomy stuff on the internet, but also an "unsightreadable" spider part has just given me so much joy

[@deadhelix]

GD has proven even after years it’s a powerhouse on the internet

[@enderluckjarmg985]

Lobotomy memes (not gd related) have been around way longer wdym

[@JoPo-nk8pr]

@@enderluckjarmg985 yeah but only now have they exploded in popularity

[@suspicioussand]

It only took one update for gd to dominate the entire internet, average robtop W

[@ceptemzorpus]

​@@JoPo-nk8prthat's still wrong, it's an interpretation of an already popular joke in a gd context that also grew to be popular

[@Flame_Offical101]

Bro colon be having a mental crisis with this💀

[@XxProGamerUSAxX]

He's gonna be experiencing the 5 stages of grief

[@nitroplasma788]

i imagine him likw that one clip from willem dafoe looking up

[@gustavotonogamerMad]

don't listen to colon on dash, he just want dash to be ugly, like blue the f block stuff

[@rafa2234.]

im also having it

[@KyleGD]

bro losing his mental capacity over a spider part

[@W4cky_]

It's actually insane how this meme has literally reached every single fandom at this point, I was not even expecting genshin in the first place but EVEN guardian tales fell victim??? 😭

[@lailoutherand]

1:57 timestamp

[@LightningStar7620]

even guardian tales?? nahhh

[@ReinKayomi]

Even goddamn Holocure came in for the meme lmao

[@Epilex.]

YOU CANT ESCAPE THE DASH SPIDER PART, ITS EVERYWHERE

[@toast5425]

OO OO OO OO vvv-------__------------| | | ------------------------------------VVV || | ----------------^^ ^^ ^^ | ___----___^ ........... | |

[@alexey-santalov]

Even here: BBBBBB P. B B PB U SSS B BBBBBB

[@turkey4802]

@@alexey-santalovKinda failed

[@ColinJoesseppiVEVO]

The most horrifying part is that someone even made a loss comic…

[@sleepiestpoyo467]

I think the dash spider part is funny for now, but if it continues for way too long, it'll become annoying like the devil vortex saws, congregation jumpscares, or even fire in the hole.

[@Prometheus_Alt]

It's gonna go in that direction likely, unlike the diabolic clubstep wave

[@sleepiestpoyo467]

Nah @@Prometheus_Alt the fingerdash ball's gonna last longer

[@GeodeAsher]

Fire in the hole got old much faster than devil vortex saws.

[@Ller-LLLLL]

fire in the hole

[@TheMaskedTombrwl]

if you use wisely any of those memes, You have 3% they will not die

[@gillboygd]

What’s funny is how people find it so difficult to do 2 spider clicks that don’t even have precise timing (Before you reply getting all mad, maybe consider that you have a skill issue.)

[@cythism8106]

Its more that they think beginners will struggle immensely on it like they're expected to understand it first attempt.

[@gillboygd]

@@cythism8106 people that are as beginner as that aren’t even active in the community

[@Randomlyperson123]

Exactly it’s easy 😭

[@Akathysia]

It's hard to sightread bro (also it's 4 clicks)

[@Randomlyperson123]

@@Akathysiapractice mode:

[@Dapotatoman674]

This is one of the reasons why I love gaming communities

[@Dragaconic]

This meme even popped up in the Chat-GTP subreddit. Of all the subs that the meme could have appeared in, that was the last one I expected.

[@Tron_Tron17]

Man, memes are just unpredictable nowadays, i mean, look at the homeless man meme, who was expecting that?

[@XxProGamerUSAxX]

The open da noor guy?

[@TiffanyJClark]

veggietales predicted memes nowadays

[@Tron_Tron17]

Really?

[@king_ian_yt]

@@TiffanyJClark”it will be randomly generated”

[@Ericlerma02]

Colon made history. Again. (AND HE ISNT KINDA HAPPY ABOUT IT LMAO)

[@alexey-santalov]

This meme is cool, its by Gd. Colon And i Really Liked What This! Idk to put here more so blabla

[@space-diny7667]

I’m on mobile this isn’t sight readable

[@tukievieng5314]

Another again!

[@tukievieng5314]

@@alexey-santalovbro

[@ngocbuilenhu1432]

|--------- |. (_). | |. (_)| _________/\/\/\__/ \________== funny KZbin comment I made, I wonder is it sightreadable or not?

[@InsaneDifficulty420]

0:48 IF THAT GOES IN 2.21 I WILL USE IT FOREVER

[@alexey-santalov]

Great skin

[@Rudxain]

It's interesting how everyone talked about that one part, but when Cologne makes an in-depth video essay about it, everyone goes wild (which is expected). I find it fascinating, because it's like that one part was in the collective subconscious, waiting to be awoken. Then GDC sparks the flame in our brain holes (pun intended), causing that part to go viral. I wonder if RobTop regrets his life decisions even more than the "Fire in the Hole"/"Lobotomy" incidents

[@Double_Jae]

1:00 they did it, they found the only way to make that level even less sightreadable

[@awesomeheavendac]

What’s the name of the original level again?

[@Double_Jae]

@@awesomeheavendac Mind Control, it’s the first level of the time gauntlet

[@DJPastaYaY]

So cool how even non GD communities are getting in on these

[@hamzerpanzer]

The dash spider part is basically the "is this loss" meme of the GD community now

[@dulunis]

Didn't expect to see a Webdriver Torso meme in this day and age.

[@Sappyzz]

1:50 the portal reference got me.

[@ZenTunE-]

0:58 Now that one is actually creative.

[@mysteryian]

I don’t know what this level is, can you tell me?

[@emik.m]

​@@mysteryianit's mind control (idk the id level 😭)

[@mysteryian]

@@emik.m cool

[@Kilbylol]

@@mysteryianits in the time gauntlet

[@Jancarlos-kq4id]

great now my favourite level is a meme now 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@UnUsuarioDeInternet_]

People of 1990: In 2024 there will be flying cars People of 2024:

[@clingfray3]

mind control is such a banger, too bad the entire gauntlet fell off after it ended

[@CrizzzCra]

I can spend all day seeing this spider jumpscare meme. It reminds like that "God Fucking dammint Kris. Where the HELL are we?" meme. GOLD

[@POLYGON201]

Imagine Robtop removing this part after an absurd drama about it

[@Dondela_a]

"it'll become annoying" Tik Tok generation really can't handle a meme being posted for more than 24 hours. 💀

[@envor_]

Not in 24h. But in a month it'll be annoying. Just like the lobotomy trend

[@Detoox21]

No shit, repetition gets in our nerves. Don't tell me you've never been annoyed by a meme like, per say, amogus, which lasted *2 GODDAMN YEARS.* ...of course these stupid little GD memes won't last 2 years but after a month of constant repetition it already starts to get tiring.

[@SomeCowguy]

Well, wouldnt you get annoyed if you had to listen to the same song for a month straight?

[@waterburgr]

​@@Detoox21sussy baka

[@SomeCowguy]

@gmdniko "while putting other songs in the way" so thats just listening to music

[@Mochi_enjoyer]

Dang, the parkour was really unread able

[@tsriketwm7274]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a meme become so popular, not just within the community that birthed it, but also among many many others, within such a short amount of time. It’s straight up anomalous

[@BelgiumBall120]

1:55 as a Micronation I recognize this as "republic of THISISN’TSIGHTREADABLEATALL" ❤

[@sweetaplle]

1:57 my appearance in this with the baba puzzle is way too unsightreadable!!!

[@daffa_fm4583]

hi

[@sweetaplle]

@@daffa_fm4583 hi daffa

[@gamer_glenn5438]

Which one? The Spotify or Genshin?

[@NE0N0W0]

0:08 yoo that mine in the middle there. this meme honestly lived a decent lifespan, stayed for enough time to spread out far but has mostly faded away recently to not overdo it, was a really fun time.

[@Ronezkj15]

1:35 oh hey that's my thing

[@octie2153]

Tbh i just love the memes, AND THE DUCKING SONG! dash is just such a banger dude :D

[@dashyt9310]

I can't wait for meme culture to see this!

[@PotBorTheCommunityShopKeeper]

I can just imagine colon reacting to every single dash spider meme. And make it to a single video. Colon:DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY THERES NO WAY YOUR GONNA MAKE THIS TO A MEME

[@zFrost]

YOOO! I'm the creator of the Plants vs Zombies one! No regrets.

[@kaja3932]

God I love this meme. It's a perfect testament to how monolithic the fabled 2.2 update was to not just Geometry Dash, but the entire gaming community as a whole. I'm not super active in GD anymore, but it's incredibly wholesome seeing firsthand how much of an impact this game has had to be celebrated this way by so many seemingly unrelated communities.

[@the711devin4]

It amazes me how after 7 years of stagnation, the GD community is still able to pump out memes that spread across the entire internet

[@wedoalittletrolling-im4ti]

Needless to say this spider part meme shall live on and on for decades. Mark my words.

[@AuthenticKale]

To be fair, it's way funnier than the lobotomy levels and the congregation jumpscare.

[@isaacspottedelk5387]

0:49 honestly that Spider design looks amazing i want it right now

[@Elpou-nl7mp]

Goddamit a spider part became a meme we are so doomed

[@KayJayGee]

just finished decorating the corner of my room, unsightreadable

[@tmonitor745]

Rob is probably crying right now

[@captaindoggo119lol5]

I was NOT expecting guardian tales to be here, TWICE, as if nothing can escape from the dash curse

[@MegaFTW3]

The most crazy part is that angry birds is still not forgotten and still made it here somehow...

[@somerobloxdude3699]

2:10 Rhythm heaven? More like rhythm hell

[@Greeny109]

Dash spider jumpscare is that one meme where you know it's gonna happen but it's funny either way cause of how stupid it is

[@maravreloaded]

That segment became a new Loss Meme

[@novagd7063]

Idk why people are complaining so much about the part, it’s easily sight readable, it’s just a skill issue

[@somecyberleaf]

its easy, its just bad game design

[@novagd7063]

@@somecyberleaf how

[@desmeon]

@@somecyberleaf 👶

[@pinksywedarnoc8017]

Only Gd Colonge was complaining about this, a skill issue for him.

[@ValiantBoy-zb2bk]

Bro the everybody edits one is a blast from the past

[@dssdfjhgjmtsfkuydfd6743]

Dash spider vs congregation jumpscare vs lobotomy 😂

[@trayfr]

the release of 2.2 has really made GD memes spread to many spheres

[@Aa-zq7ch]

when I saw the meme on the star rail subreddit and imediately recognised, I knew that my mind was far beyond repair

[@mrdan31]

2:16 this is the best one

[@TheCaregiverSITMOB]

“Pattern recognition test” is my favorite.

[@XxProGamerUSAxX]

You know its gonna be a dash spider section jumpscare day when you watched 1 millisecond in

[@Ender1667]

i got so hyped when the angry birds seasons one showed up. truly one of the greatest season 2012 moments of all time.

[@epicgobbleygourdfan]

Can’t wait till 2.21 releases and we’ll get “explorers plus jumpscare”

[@SkitVideosAndMore]

2:10 the impossible game?

[@hiimrobo]

I like how communities that are presumed dead like piggy and fnf came back bc of this meme lmao

[@boxtenplush]

Bro the worst part of dash is now everywhere 0:50 this is actually pretty cool and this was one of my community posts this morning

[@DarkSide360-0]

we deserve a "Lessons in Geometry Dash Meme Culture"

[@NaturalIdiot123]

Geometry Dash is has not only taken over the gaming community, but is now going for the meme-ing community as well. Let is spread.

[@thefriendlyenemy7908]

Every so often, humanity reinvents loss memes. Pattern recognition do be funny sometimes

[@Jonersg]

I don’t really know why the spider part is a meme. I got it right and I understood what I had to do my first time playing dash.

[@GoldenWarriorM]

I like how there are still people who say "idk looks easy" or "I didn't have such a problem". There shouldn't be a place for subjective opinion when looking from game design perspective. In this case it's much preferable to compare previous robtop levels with newer to see the problem. But with other games it's usually harder and requires more research.

[@acctdevilubsername]

its because almost no one does it first try without spoiling themselves how to do it due to the fact gravity changes like 4 times in the spam of 2 seconds

[@八雲藍-y2j]

​@@acctdevilubsername Isnt that the case with every level?

[@KishinAubrey]

this is hard to find on youtube because if you search "geometry dash dash spider" it just thinks you're searching "geometry dash spider"

[@Thatonebountyhunter]

2:08 as a roblox player in build a boat i can approve that build

[@AbdullahHalabi-jj5kz]

0:50 Although this spider isnt sightreadable, i think it should be added.

[@NotForcee_]

Colon really started this, Dash is just mad rn 💀

[@Ceereeal]

There have never been more memes about geometry dash and I absolutely love it

[@JustCallMeTiff.]

this is honestly beautiful, tons of communities are on this same joke

[@Sanctum8888]

I heard someone say dash spider jumpscare is the new loss meme.

[@11561tammys]

Babe, wake up, Loss 2 just dropped

[@playtimeplay4518]

this could honestly become a mini version of loss

[@Atomic-ProductionsYT]

Is this loss?... no Is this dash?

[@Rackyboi69420]

At 0:48 the first thing that came to my mind was "a dash spider jump scare doing a dash spider jump scare?"

[@wedoalittletrolling-im4ti]

Oh my god. It's even starting to get to other things now. This is too much.

[@Polluxball-md9pn]

As a hoi4 player i agree, The Dash Reich exist.

[@arminha-]

0:48 - Honestly, I think it should be added to the game, It's a meme, but it's still pretty cool!

[@AKRGames]

now all we need is a Lessons In Meme Culture video about this

[@whattwaht]

0:48 i actually want that spider in the game

[@NickAndriadze]

We are getting a new layer of insanity added to the cinematic universe of bizarre GD memes. Congregation, Lobotomy Dash, and now this absolute unit. Colon has made what he swore to destroy into a menace to behold... And I have caught up to the trend too, I made one in Steamlands. Honestly, aside from all the Dash spider part slander and how terribly designed of a feature it is, this trend is really fun and I'm enjoying it quite a bit, a sort of arms race to make as creative of GD spider part recreations as possible in other pieces of media (Or even real life!) and in as many of them as possible is truly something quite special.

[@felipecardope]

0:29 As a chess fan I know rc4, rc6, rf6, rf5, rc5, rc4, rf4 and rf2

[@Nolsjokes]

LETS GOOO MINE WAS FEATURED (I was the portal 2 one)

[@danieltoxiclava7390]

I love how so many people did it, even games like my singing monsters, brawl stars and bloons td6 did it

[@SillYbanana456YT]

its basically just a new devio vortex saws meme

[@CoDSysmiq]

Colon what did you do?☠☠☠ the memes are low-key funny though

[@sillylittleman17]

0:52 unironically I would actually love this spider it looks cool

[@calebbryant9413]

1:38 good to see some mega maker recognition

[@airdoodle]

To think that the community went as far as to putting this meme in mega man is funny as hell

[@megacadgeo9758]

1:35 ayo meg aman maker finally getting attention

[@justsomebritishdude]

I love how people complain that a 12 star insane level has a part that requires trial and error

[@FrostyTheIdiot]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have BREAKING NEWS here, Furry GD Cologne makes a new jumpscare called the “Dash spider Jumpscare” People who come close to the “Dash Spider Jumpscare” get trauma from GD Cologne’s yapanese.

[@limethatphonecollector1289]

me: unplugs life support* my grandpas heartbeat monitor: 2:12

[@x8c8r]

I really hope this meme stays for a bit more, it really encourages creativity and usage of different mediums, tho it will eventually have the same demise as DV saws

[@AecifyGD]

Honestly, the dash spider part has made me crazy

[@Sandwhic]

MY FUNNY LITTLE MATH MEME MADE IT ONTO DAILY DOSE OF GD! LOL! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

[@some_dude_in_the_internet]

dash spider is the only moment that communities will ever unite.

[@nicholasfields8082]

They did it to hollow knight… it’s gone too far

[@EhSeeAr]

The fact that I literally predicted the spider memes were gonna happen when I saw GD Colon's video