Russian roads have two types of intersections: 1) Without stoplights, in which case everyone speeds through without stopping. 2) With stoplights, in which case everyone speeds through without stopping.
@ShermanM363 жыл бұрын
and Blyat as a ID
@konstantinyurlov21385 жыл бұрын
5:31 i like that dogs are being concerned citizens and rush to the accident scene to provide help
@kkfoto5 жыл бұрын
They could do an entire compilation of the same dogs running to that intersection whenever there's a crash. I've seen a bunch of them :)
@kindandsoftasfluff72895 жыл бұрын
Konstantin Yurlov Сдохнешь от смеха. Уж пора пересесть на свинам у вас там!
@rocketsland95395 жыл бұрын
@@kindandsoftasfluff7289 Чем больше сдохнет, тем меньше на танках будут кататься в других странах и с автоматами бегать..
@kindandsoftasfluff72895 жыл бұрын
Land Rockets Варвары по всем статьям !
@tkracing59455 жыл бұрын
1:50 okay everything is good.... *TRUCK TIPS* 2:05 SUKA BLYAT
@АндрейБеспалов-й6п5 жыл бұрын
да да сука блядь
@dabigjno15 жыл бұрын
I think the brake pedal is where they hang their air freshener because its never used in russia.
@MrFerrousplague5 жыл бұрын
Seriously lol the guy at 5:50 clearly has time to stop but decides to keep going lol
@charlesncharge62985 жыл бұрын
If Russia ever threatens the United States with war, I suggest we simply donate a Ford Pinto to every single Russian Citizen, and let the problem solve itself.
@chaoszombie99955 жыл бұрын
Charles Ncharge well.. it wasn’t that simple but yea!
@annalocke53195 жыл бұрын
@@chaoszombie9995 it's supposed to be a joke
@lurtzsaruman5 жыл бұрын
if Russia donates its auto industry to the United States, they will be able to win)))
@generalhorse4934 жыл бұрын
Why would we need to do that? They just need to be convinced to keep driving their old Soviet models like Lada and Moskovitch.
@rebeccacooper7293 жыл бұрын
A very funny comment!! 😂😂😂😂😂👍🚘🚗🚚🚜 Alas... lost on most...
@HollaPark5 жыл бұрын
5:29 the dogs came to help
@stopovnet33945 жыл бұрын
1 ролик ну ваще....порвал литературный расказ)))
@Nexus-65 жыл бұрын
The only apparent rules of driving in Russia - There are no rules.
@lewko195 жыл бұрын
7:10 "no rules" 😂😂
@chrismayer39196 жыл бұрын
I love how the dogs ran over to see if they could help after the crash! :-D
@billolsen43606 жыл бұрын
Maybe they're trained paramedics
@chrismayer39196 жыл бұрын
Could be; dogs HAVE worked for the fire Dept. before :-)
@sergeyoleynik80265 жыл бұрын
Chris Mayer посмотри видео «Омск перекрёсток собаки» wherry popular dogs in Russia
@ПурумПумпум-л5ф3 жыл бұрын
These are famous dogs from the Siberian city of Omsk. They have already died.
@kennthbennett73205 жыл бұрын
I think they pave their roads with crisco and wear blind folds!
@gromit33155 жыл бұрын
7:50 That wheel! 😂
@exclusivenova11385 жыл бұрын
I also like how the wheel just went back to the van instead of somewhere else 😂
@joeypriolo5 жыл бұрын
If you plan on driving in Russia, just know... you will crash.
@pauldavis93875 жыл бұрын
I saw Russia in the title and knew there would be a Lada accidents.,
@USNVA115 жыл бұрын
That was good for a chuckle. Take my thumbs up ! 👍🏼
@warfol7895 жыл бұрын
Machine cheap, buy all, many psychos😑
@amanofmanyparts91205 жыл бұрын
5:30. Those dogs get a lot of exercise. They come running out every time there's a crash at that intersection.
@Tempe19625 жыл бұрын
3:40 I'm outta here,I dont have insurance, a license,hell I cant even drive! 8:12 I started to doze-that woke me up.
@nicolass.52754 жыл бұрын
The tank trying to drift really made my day
@chaoszombie99955 жыл бұрын
That intro clip made me laugh hysterically lol
@billolsen43606 жыл бұрын
18:01 Uh-oh, the Russian Army is trying another coup. Doesn't look very organized, though.
05:59 - За рулём - олень! Видя всю ситуацию, топит также как и топил!
@Strelok75ru3 жыл бұрын
согласен с вами
@erikgardetemps5 жыл бұрын
13:58 "Jimi Hendrix experience"
@johntotten48725 жыл бұрын
It would seem doing 10 tours in Iraq is safer then any Russian intersection....
@fotrikovo5 жыл бұрын
12:17 The song is named "Think about the way". The driver forgot to listen. ;-)
@ЕкатеринаКудрякова-е3ш5 жыл бұрын
особенно когда у нас сзади чисто,это главное ))))))))))
@ПурумПумпум-л5ф3 жыл бұрын
Да, бабы и машины - это отдельный вид народного фольклора!
@АндрейИванкин-я8э5 жыл бұрын
16:00)) у нас чисто?)) Чисто!) Не обделались!!!)))
@mikv34296 жыл бұрын
0:30 Surely the most important thing to do after a car accident
@MrFerrousplague5 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for the people in the second video. Like no matter where they chose to move to they were going to crash.
@streamer36545 жыл бұрын
Their best option would have been the ditch off to the right.. But i guess depending their speed it could have been worse if they were going fast enough. Their problem is that they went to the left first, then back to the middle of their lane. Even if the car wasnt in on coming, and they still aimed to go left, they just would've been hit in the left lane instead. TIP: When ever you get in that situation.. ALWAYS aim for the rear end of what ever animal you encounter crossing the road if possible.**
@pakey4235 жыл бұрын
At 3:25 the road sign says "West Lake Resortopia"....... which is in Taiwan...... not Russia..... And 2:59 & 17:48.... same video?
@TheCrazyCapMaster5 жыл бұрын
Peter Dekker THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE 🤣🤣
@horatiodreamt4 жыл бұрын
No matter what you see, it's the Lada's fault.
@c70426 жыл бұрын
Winter here now. First snow yesterday. Feel bad for the pain/suffering represented in these videos but it helps me realize how quickly things can go south and hopefully will be cautious enough to get to spring without this happening to me.
@ahmedh49725 жыл бұрын
Vodka is real
@FundFreedom5 жыл бұрын
Good video. There was one repeat. Might make a fun game to find it.
@inrealitywetrust26105 жыл бұрын
Why are people pulling in front of on coming cars? WHY?
@michaelmier95125 жыл бұрын
Drunk driver logic goes: "I am in hurry! I must pass now! Why is everyone in my way?!"
@inrealitywetrust26104 жыл бұрын
@DingoDooable You can not drive if you have tunnel vision. I just do not understand. I do understand people being drunk because your reaction is slow.
So, you know you're driving in Russia when ... [1] Wheels become detached from vehicles far more often than anywhere else on Earth; [2] Your car is sideswiped by a tank; [3] Minibuses tip over on their side far more easily than in other parts of the world; [4] Junctions do not have road markings indicating priority, and as a corollary, everyone thinks they have right of way, with predictable consequences; [5] All articulated vehicles have a minimum 30% chance of jack-knifing, even if there's nothing else on the road to cause the driver to panic; [6] Even police cars are not immune to being totalled by some dickhead.
@dronddrond77885 жыл бұрын
05:27 - этот перекресток уже не первый раз на видео))
@ДмитрийМайоров-ь9ь5 жыл бұрын
Ура собачки эти опять ))) я так ждал их давно)
@Thorozak5 жыл бұрын
11:00 guy ironically stops next to a random tire on the side of the road.....
@НиколайСеменов-ж4т5 жыл бұрын
Начало супер!!!! Взоржал!!!
@Dpnchng5 жыл бұрын
Do these cars not have brakes?!?!😂😂
@АндрейИванкин-я8э5 жыл бұрын
13:50))) сейчас что ли??? Нет блин, на прошлой неделе)))
@lurtzsaruman5 жыл бұрын
Некоторым водителям на видео, при монтаже нужно добавлять смех Бивиса и Батхеда.
@ScarfaceMich5 жыл бұрын
Bratislava
@дэншеметов-д5о5 жыл бұрын
Тема была бы)))
@mycroftbrendangaming90765 жыл бұрын
14:10 that's a insurance fraud
@bellerophonchallen88615 жыл бұрын
More fantastic driving skills from that Russian superhero, Captain Vodka and his sexy sidekick, Miss Snow'n'ice. Together they tackle the blandness of ordinary Russian roads, turning them into something exhilarating and exciting....
@southwestsearch5 жыл бұрын
7:43 how nice! The tire returned to them.
@alexandere.95065 жыл бұрын
18:18 отель "Благодать"... лучше не придумаешь
@hj19805 жыл бұрын
China is not in Russia, you poor American!
@sibhuskyguy5 жыл бұрын
Do they not sell windshield wiper fluid in russia oe something?
@origamichik3n5 жыл бұрын
It has alcohol in it, so... It just doesn't make it to the reservoir.
@c-man11163 ай бұрын
10:30 Wow. Just WOW. I've never seen a crash that extreme! (Plus, the aftermath, WOW.)
@davidbarnett93124 жыл бұрын
In order to lower the cost of vehicles in Russia, brakes, rear view and side view mirrors, and speedometers have been found to be totally useless and no longer included in the construction of vehicles.
@Videhomage5 жыл бұрын
Auto body shops must be making a fortune!
@wiolettax20805 жыл бұрын
I dont understand why peolple turn left when someone is turning left instead of turning right
@some.weirdo.guitarist5 жыл бұрын
1:22 did they bass boost the sound of sand lol
@AyoItzDom5 жыл бұрын
I only watch this to see what music some ppl r into :)
@flokivilgerarson45005 жыл бұрын
Had to watch the clip at 8:35 in a few times. An Audi car got into an accident and wasn't the one at fault... Very hard to take that in, am I seeing things, or this it actually happen? Must be the drugs I'm taking.
@Gwaithmir5 жыл бұрын
I'm beginning to think that about 1/3 of Russian drivers don't know what a red traffic signal means.
@Вольдемарвася5 жыл бұрын
18;20 ,,благодать ")))))
@fiamcneil34425 жыл бұрын
3:52 I was looking at the guy blindly walking across both lanes of traffic...then, oh, that wasn't it.
@rinoyanwar6065 жыл бұрын
Vodka before you ride...
@dronddrond77885 жыл бұрын
07:52 -👍 песня Высоцкого в исполнении ЧИЖа (со сборника "Странные Скачки" 1996)👍
@TheCrazyCapMaster5 жыл бұрын
12:30 “To Be Continued” 🤣🤣
@baglights47975 жыл бұрын
TheCrazyCapMaster definitely hit so hard dashcam got ruined
@beanos42025 жыл бұрын
I like how in most of the videos that one person has to say blayt
@Watndat15 жыл бұрын
Der Schlaf als Fahrer im Strassenverkehr ist gefährlich 😁
@MegaBeatles19666 жыл бұрын
Holy shit The Bratva in the Van,kidnapping the another guys LOL
@deadman7435 жыл бұрын
Напоминает программу утилизатор,особенно на 18.20
@brunorodriguez05115 жыл бұрын
7:45 that tire just wanted to know how does it feel to jump and then went back
@DalV5 жыл бұрын
My first Russian sentence: blyat suka!
@ЯнтониоЧудатворец5 жыл бұрын
@@olegfromru а чо так?
@piagurske36485 жыл бұрын
What is that
@gunmybear805 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Favorline5 жыл бұрын
So many of these accident could have been avoided if people followed the law, or slowed down.
@melbae.11245 жыл бұрын
Apparently there is a whole encyclopedia about Carr crashes in Russia you can fill KZbin with all their videos!
@lansaprous10 ай бұрын
This is really crazy, I hope everyone in these videos is okay
@andysedgley5 жыл бұрын
3:34 A Lada pulling out of a liquor store, and you didn't foresee an accident? Guilty as charged!
@vytasbraziunas31585 жыл бұрын
prava pokupajut ......vot potom i jezdiat kak popalo
@madisonmccowan14275 жыл бұрын
The ones with curvy roads I expect something scary to just pop out
@OrangeApocalypse5 жыл бұрын
I've never been to Russia. I'm glad. Also 17:20 I wonder if Dachshund's ever have this problem 😄
@edmonddantes16175 жыл бұрын
they should use horses instead.
@stevenbresler19515 жыл бұрын
Why are there no stop signs or stop lines in Russia?
@connersmart46375 жыл бұрын
Why would you need cars are the stopping factor
@krystiangerhardt74465 жыл бұрын
0:02 csgo in 4:3
@TIKE885 жыл бұрын
Use a search, type your country + crazy drivers. Im russian, I drive 14 years & had no any accident on a road.
@AnonthonyMous2 ай бұрын
Anytime I see traffic stopped in Russia I’m like oh my god…
@southwestsearch5 жыл бұрын
2:10 in front a stop sign, to the right a stop sign and ahead, for some reason, what looks like a yield sign but to the left I couldn't see any sign at all. Perhaps the sign was taken out from a previous crash and not replaced yet?
@bugsr78945 жыл бұрын
Don’t think they know where d brakes are in their vehicle
@badlyniceness23153 жыл бұрын
Ivan,did you tie the load securely?Nyet,glued......
@dexterdog625 жыл бұрын
“Suka Blyat Pizdec Blyat “ I could watch this shit all day.
@saminaboota60495 жыл бұрын
Why they think it’s safe to take u turn on motorway?
@michaelmier95125 жыл бұрын
My favorite is idiot making right turn from left lane.
@arthurkoff33295 жыл бұрын
колорадская ленточка - качественный маркер
@magnusqwerty5 жыл бұрын
Driving too fast!
@WHITTONZ5 жыл бұрын
forget base jumping - get yourself a lada and a bottle of vodka
@boscopit4 жыл бұрын
I don't get the people with the cams. They see the crash ahead of them or the car ahead wiping out and they continue to accelerate towards it.
@huhuruz775 жыл бұрын
3:54 , but before the crash he said : BLIAT :))))
@bluedbarrel56805 жыл бұрын
3 things you can’t find in Russia; 1. Traffic rules. 2. Defensive driving courses. 3. Driving experience. But you CAN find a salvage yard on every corner.
@HierNameneingeben5 жыл бұрын
you sure can find a judgemental guy on every corner like you
@bluedbarrel56805 жыл бұрын
Konstantin, no offense but Russians have a lot of learnin to do!
@juanluissinisterraperez27555 жыл бұрын
I sincerily think that can find vodkadrivers in each corner.... Not its normal.
@juanluissinisterraperez27555 жыл бұрын
@@HierNameneingeben I really like Russia, but that of driving, I think a lot of guilt is speeding, unthinkable crossings and many people who drink vodka... Normal not its..
@dscus5 жыл бұрын
Your sun vizor is down. Let me get that for you😄
@hostrauer5 жыл бұрын
Russian drivers: "Huh. There's a car coming right at me. Should I wait for it to pass, or... NAH." *turns directly in front of it*
@silvergtotwinturbo99845 жыл бұрын
Ah so, at 19:03, that Mercedes from the UK. This car is on SORN (Statutory Off Road Notification) and its MOT (roadworthiness) expired on the 21 June 2017. That's where it has gone :D to the scrappy :DDDD
@Alexisboyz5 жыл бұрын
0:25 это самая спокойная авария, которую я видел :D
@SpikeRus777SpikeUs5 жыл бұрын
Так это и не русские были. Это только в России при авариях кроют всех и вся на чем свет стоит.
@steventuck68816 жыл бұрын
Drivers could be in Kansas except the roads are in better shape in Russia!
@1962starchild6 жыл бұрын
Russian driving rules. One must speed up when it's snowing ,if there is fog and approaching junctions.