NOBODY IS SAFE!! SO MUCH CHAOS!! [GTA 5]

[@memestorm]

"So what did you do this past week?" Dashie: "It's complicated"

[@yungkidnf]

Bruh, the fact that "Jonah" actually ran back to his car and drove off after Dash pulled the blick on him was kinda cool, props to Rockstar on that one.

[@legitcosmics]

Dashie killing himself with a nade. Classic

[@TuxNHoodie]

Granade flips lol

[@Official_Aero_Veil]

How’d you get those cool emojis?! 🤩🤩🤩

[@Abby-nj1un]

@@Official_Aero_Veil being a member of dashie’s secret club

[@legitcosmics]

@@Official_Aero_Veil dashie club bruh

[@MetaFoxxer]

fr XD

[@YUSOSTUPIIIID]

the fact its been years and dashie still hasn't finished the main story is hilarious LMFAOO

[@_vxnel_7275]

Ayo facts !!😂

[@tubby_1278]

He did beat the game back on PS3 I think. He just lost the data switching over from PS3 to PS4

[@Thearttofracing]

Bro it’s been like 6-7 years 😭😂 bro still kills taco trucks, busses and trains

[@tubby_1278]

@Ribguy101 Yup lmao. Just killing people is the best part

[@raven3067]

The main story is awful anyway.

[@JSpose]

“We’re gonna be running away from COMMITMENT” 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheAdamSmasherMultiverse]

🤣🤣🤣 I know right

[@cameronb7161]

Everyone else: *plays the story and missions* Dashie: *just goes after buses, attack a tacos, and trains*

[@DrSwazz]

He ain’t even got that many trains in this video tho

[@moecoble1246]

@@DrSwazz it still counts compared to the many trains in other videos lol

[@DrSwazz]

@@moecoble1246 You right, he just really wanted that 2 for $5 special i'm sure 😂

[@tubby_1278]

I would like him to at least go on a rampage in the Vanilla Unicorn lol

[@washim-7867]

@@tubby_1278 He would die as soon as it starts

[@marcusedwardshtx]

22:27 “Somebody stole his car” “Mah boi Jonah took his car back” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@DylanPlayz0]

4:25 Dashie: "Hold up, play it cool, play it cool" *Continues to drive against traffic*

[@24k_May]

I love the beef between Dash and the food trucks/buses 😂

[@aj_gen_ace]

"Would you like some beef with that taco truck?"

[@mattkastle]

It's been going on for years

[@kig2316]

You forgot taco truck

[@yodoctor6175]

@@kig2316 she said food trucks💀

[@EverythingTech2013]

And the train drivers 😂

[@DashieXPs_Son]

Dashie will always put a smile on your face when playing this, even on other games!

[@LilKingKeith]

Attack a taco: Driving around chillin Dashie: So you have chosen death

[@SD-bd6if]

Corny

[@iplayrandomgamesosendmesom7036]

@@SD-bd6if no

[@chulinconfly]

I thought he says A taco taco

[@shinobitoby]

@@SD-bd6if hush

[@foxi7924]

@@chulinconfly i thought he was saying atacka taco😂

[@alexgouge3872]

Dash... I've loved seeing the journey you've been on. I've been watching u since I was 13, and im now 22. Im glad to see that you haven't changed who you really are in your videos. Love you man

[@MartinRockstrom]

Ayy some more GTA chaos! One of my favorite series without a doubt, you’re killin’ it Dash! 🔥

[@fuckvail]

get ready for taco-taco chaos

[@ARG_Records]

the comment below me hates taco taco

[@SebasECA]

Comment above ain't lying...

[@CMpunkRulz2007]

Comment above speaks the truth.

[@DrSwazz]

Y’all strange, it’s attacka taco

[@THEREDDEATH_3812]

22:57 For anyone wondering, the movie is called Collateral, it's good asf to, I'm happy dash brought it up, it's INSANELY underrated

[@Jetterz1999]

It's nice to see Dashie viewing at least a little bit of the GTA V's story with Tanisha at the beginning, it feels like too many people overlook its story and characters nowadays even though they're both pretty interesting

[@Mad_Medz]

Everytime dashie plays any gta game he always ends up doing the most dumbest and hilarious shit😂😂😂😂😂

[@Saaraahh_]

4:14 “Is that what I think it is in the DISTONCE.” 😂😂

[@dylan_gamer_boy848]

Dashie has eagle vision when it comes to seeing attack-a-tacos

[@afroninjawrld]

Afro Ninja approved mayhem on a TAKA TAKA TRUCKS 🥷🏾🤙🏾🌮🚚

[@littleshadow2707]

1:17 Dashie's Smeagal/Golum moment!💯😂😂😂 And damn 4:17 how TF he see that from afar! Boi got that spidey sense for attack-a-taco! Yes... "Collateral" was a good movie!

[@Learnkids1]

DASHIE OUT HERE RUNNING PEOPLE OVER 😭

[@kenculio1010_]

Learnkids what up man

[@jessicagray1289]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jessicamacaulay7462]

I don't mean this in a rude way, but... that's literally just GTA 5 in a nutshell lol

[@kidssnyder9680]

@@jessicamacaulay7462 how's that rude it's a game

[@fierce1343]

@@kidssnyder9680 you misunderstood his comment

[@bgf_zae8498]

18:00 smartest shit I’ve seen dashie do in my whole god givin life

[@WillOfMyD]

Dash, the girl in the start is Tanesha. The one Lamar is talking about who is "fucking with the brain surgeon or lawyer."

[@settlekettle8528]

I think that was that thing that happens when the game starts and goes on the character that was last played. There are randomized moments that each character has when the game starts and goes on the character that was last played. I don’t think what Dashie saw is part of the story. I could be wrong.

[@JoshuaGeoffrion]

16:50 gotta love the cops in the background driving the getaway car (Fiat 500)

[@marcusedwardshtx]

4:15 the way Dash got excited for the taka taco truck tho 😂😂😂😂

[@jessicagray1289]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@settlekettle8528]

He means attacko taco.

[@ambergabrio1942]

It never ceases to amaze me how much energy this dude has. He shows more excitability and enthusiasm in one video than I do in a year, lol.

[@24k_May]

That breakup scene had me dead 😂😭

[@SirMorgana]

1:02 I was just about to say: "What?! For real?! This time no intro? What's up?.." But it's all good now! Dashie playing GTA is just too funny man too funny 🤣.. Can't wait until GTA "sixth" comes out

[@nesplayz4701]

The Npc's probably start crying when they see Dashie return to Grand Theft Auto V lol 😂

[@DrSwazz]

Ik the taco drivers do, is the baby gurls who are chilling lmao

[@nesplayz4701]

@@DrSwazz Yes the taco drivers have it the worst lol 😂

[@DrSwazz]

@@nesplayz4701 Unless they show up in bulk, then Dashie can't get them all 🤪

[@nesplayz4701]

@@DrSwazz Yes lol 🤣

[@Lt.Sleepyocto]

Bruh 9:20-10:10 and 21:50-22:43 made me laugh so got dang hard I can't with Dashie sometimes... 😂😂😂

[@nguyenmike5054]

Watching Dashie play gta v bring back so much memories with the homies JD and Jesse 😂😂

[@TheFanBoy1233]

Factz bro 😭😭😭

[@TheNoobLu]

Dashie: "play it cool" Also Dashie: driving on the wrong side of the road

[@Lordhodge1]

Dashie's faces in the thumbnails photoshopped onto everything kills me every time.

[@Shyboi109]

The opening with Franklin and his girlfriend leaving and dashie reacting to it is one of the best openings ever

[@LightSkinnedBobRoss]

Dashie vs the world + busses + taco trucks

[@kig2316]

And baby girls

[@jellygodgio2478]

And trains

[@darriuschambersdc]

Lmao I love how Dashie acts on intrusive thoughts 😂 “I need to kill them”

[@Meganxoxo20]

Taco taco trucks 🌮 🚛 froom froom bishh get out da way Dashie on the road

[@Sky_Firez]

*That police escape at **18:25** was actually sick af.*

[@RookieCommentor]

The taka takas never stood a chance lol

[@settlekettle8528]

He means attacko tacos.

[@noteverfatonic4987]

*Me having 20/40 vision* Dashie: " I know ya see that in the distance" Me: 😓

[@Kee_Kee21]

I'm so glad that I'm apart of this community so I can see his video first

[@ebru617]

16:39 and 16:49 Dash your mini car got stolen and they tried getting in your face about it too 😂😂😂 rewatched it so many times ☠️

[@DarkLorddReviews]

Me: The world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering. *minutes later* OMG A NEW DACHIE VIDEO!!!

[@jimis_here9521]

Dashie just giving us early Christmas gifts with these vids! Keep it up Dashie!!!

[@YTman28]

Glad to have y'all here!!!

[@FeroxNyamin]

10:15 "if i dont get a thumbs up" Dashie you dont gotta worry about dislikes no more

[@iDrkTV]

Possibly the best ending sequence in history of this gameplay. Lmao. This was 🔥

[@Chiikwezens]

😆😍ah I'm so excited, I'm a new member and it's so crazy to see videos this early 👀

[@fortheloveofajaxasmr]

Dashie: “Problem is, can I take this out? Yeah, I can” *hits woman on stairs* “Well yo ass shouldn’t have been in the way” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lifeofrk2099]

😂😂😂😂

[@setyourheartablaze___]

I love your vids mAh boi. Always makin me laugh n shit. Ppl at work always think I'm high 😂. Love you Dash

[@supermariocorey9876]

This brings back memories, always love it when Dashie plays Gta5

[@ItsGriM_yt]

You know it’s gonna be a good day when dashie drops a gta video

[@darkness4807]

11:56 Nah that “OH! GREAT HEAVENS!” killed me lmaooooo

[@TheRealBellaGoth_]

I was literally just thinking about you playing this a few hours ago, then you uploaded this! 🤗

[@mayhem502]

Dashie you need to try playing GTA with the chaos mod. Would be absolutely hilarious

[@tubby_1278]

I want him to do more mods xD like Thanos vs bus drivers, train conducters. and attacks

[@typicalhitman4115]

I lost it when he said “Its a video game relax” 😂🤣😂

[@CryptofSkulk]

I can see dashies experimenting with some new sound effects....give him 2 weeks he gon be having me on the floor ROLLIN

[@0b100]

Aye, early videos That He-Man shirt is dope too 🔥

[@TJ-sj5ge]

His energy be through the roof when he play dis game 😂💯

[@bousaemiller11]

2:45 Dash u killed him to make it daylight u lyin😭

[@AllezArson]

I always go on a lil binge watching all your GTA videos ❤️‍🔥

[@Rezentsy]

Whaddd up it’s Dashie the gta goat video

[@thunderbolte711]

GTA is where Dashie releases his rage after all the jumpscares, blood pressure spikes, and slight mental breakdowns from the other games he be playing 😂

[@dmg326]

spelling outside of Mario Maker?!! WHAAAAAT i loved them every single time hope they happen more (every episode honestly 😄)

[@alexcrawford5350]

“No, Dash, be more… (funny-sounding voice) stern.”

[@AJ-lm5dl]

For anyone wondering, the name of the movie that Dashie was talking about at 23:23 is "Collateral". It's a great movie. I highly recommend watching it.

[@jeremyd.6517]

Watching this again and 19:38-19:50 is my favorite part, don’t know why but it is.

[@horrorheaux]

Dashie playing GTA have got to be some of my fave videos. This is an amazing way to start the weekend. ❤️‍🔥

[@lochmarler6253]

Dashie will stay true to himself forever, that's why I stick around. He's one of the few consistent and real people on the platform

[@dakotalenzi7630]

Damn I just updated this game after at least a year and I haven’t played it in about 3….Time to hop on later and ensue chaos….Thank you my bwoah!!!

[@alexcrawford5350]

33:10 Haha, I don’t know why but when he said “dive into some pools, and it’s all cools.”, with his accent sounding like “kewls”, it reminded me of Steve Harvey!

[@AndresGarcia-pp7kh]

The real question is what does Dashie do when FedEx delivers his packages 🤣

[@jessicagray1289]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@endlessgalaxyz]

29:38 you'd think for someone who plays video games for a living they would have aim LOL dashie kills me every time

[@bousaemiller11]

8:16 dey witnessed his spellin bee dats y💀

[@9teen80s]

Dashie the movie you were thinking of was called Collateral, I was just thinking about that movie yesterday. Jamie Foxx and Tom Cruise were amazing in that, Great Movie!

[@JonoLB]

That grenade had me dyin 🤣💀 Had Dashie dyin too lol

[@rareboy3908]

Daahie’s first track in 3022 is gonna be “Broken Hearts and Grenades” and that s**t is gonna be FIRE!!!

[@bagfumblers]

Dashie is a canonical serial killer in the GTA Universe. What would his serial killer name be? The Service Worker Shooter? The Vehicle Vigilante? The Driver Destroyer?

[@fco64]

Taco taco tak boom

[@taharizvi6955]

Attacka Taco Annihilator

[@SodaFrizz666]

Attacka Taco Attacker

[@BobaboDeBobeedo]

DACHIE!!!! DACHIE!!! You should definitely play the story! I feel like a lot of people would love to see that! Hope u see this🙏🏽

[@Mickey_JR]

16:16 That was the perfect car trap.😂

[@DoubleM-hf6ih]

“Yo, you don’t have to go to drinking man. You don’t have to do this.”

[@bennyjolteon6996]

Thanks for all the laughs and the hard work Dashie keep up the great work

[@BIGGD214]

The GTA series is always hilarious 😂

[@solu33]

Nobody: Dashie: ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. 20:11 😂😂

[@tazz2382]

“little ass car” reminded me of hangin wit dashie in that one episode

[@TuxNHoodie]

Looking like Kevin Smith

[@nyjaeparker9103]

Dashie should do the 555 again that shii was hilarious 😂😂

[@justalittlejosh]

For those who are wondering what movie Dashie is talking about with Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx, it's called Collateral. It really is a good movie

[@Palestinerebel]

I just sat down to enjoy some chicken wings and my favorite soda, and I just found a new Dashie GTA V video. Today is a good day.

[@もりもり-i5y]

Jonas is the smartest NPC, he went right back into his car and bounced hahaha @22:22

[@angelasencio5115]

[@Cheyenergy]

The random ass spelling bee with Conspicuous is sending me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Unknownyoutuber119]

21:38 Yes! At least u killed the bus driver. 🤣😂💥💪

[@kellirodriguez8619]

“Reloading” Dash:”Bitch this ain’t left 4 dead” Omg I remember that game! Memories man

[@user-po2pz2tm1r]

i could literally watch dashie play gta 5 for hours

[@r21gamer]

Nothing wrong coming back home from school and seeing a Dashie GTA video and it's a friday 😎

[@bontana08]

He should play at least 1 story mission per game play so he can get some more weapons and play as Micheal and Trevor to change it up a bit.

[@lordvortech8409]

Imma be honest dashie that strat you did with the attack a taco and pulling up next to was smart as shit im proud ma boy.

[@briana.9395]

Dashie would have more fun playing as Trevor with his invulnerable special ability. But that would require playing missions and advancing the plot to unlock him. Something Dashie is unwilling to do.

[@lyricsbymutte2024]

I love his GTA 5 madness,I can rewatch them twice a day..😂

[@cegars808]

23:39 the movie name is collateral