I NEVER SEEN GHOSTS THIS THICC BEFORE!! [NSMB Wii] [#07]

[@TeamYosh]

"It's getting real serious.." World 9: *evil laugh*

[@wildfiresnap]

TeamYosh I’ve still never beaten 9-7

[@wildfiresnap]

georgie rose I think he said something about doing a Star Coin episode

[@Darth_Vader1]

Zeke von Genbu, Bringer of Chaos I’ve beaten world 9-7 and it was hard

[@DiggyBoi]

This was one of the only game I've ever actually 100% completely(5 shiny stars was the biggest flex) and I remember the 2nd grade grind, weekend after weekend trying to beat 9-7. Still, World 9 had some of my favorite levels, I'm pretty sure 9-8 was my favorite(I don't remember, but I think it was the one with King Bill).

[@amateurflor13]

@@georgierose He said in this video he wouldn't at some pt but I'm pretty sure he said he would b4. If we ask him to do it enuff he might. I think that's what he did for the last one

[@Detroit1Time]

Whenever Dashie says “zero deaths” he’ll find a way to die at least once.

[@IronBlaze77]

M I C H backhand And he’ll ALWAYS make excuses. 😂

[@pat5196]

M I C H backhand ikr

[@Rammy_Latin]

Then he'll always try to find some way to defend himself saying "that doesn't count."

[@verifiedgaming4461]

M I C H backhand lol😂 like THE “CONTROLLER”

[@ariyanna112]

Did he really go through it all with zero deaths?? Lol

[@trapmusic9896]

Dashie: We having zero deaths today Also dashie: Dies 6 times

[@minnie5472]

5 deaths

[@ZukBo]

@@neptune8750 I used to literally speed-run this game when I was 10

[@Wh03ls3c0uld1tbe]

No it was 6

[@jabnely2453]

Rand0m N00b no it was 5 he doesn’t count new world level deaths.

[@arturoromero951]

gloria no it was cuz of that “controller malfunction” bs 🤣

[@jaygakill]

Who remembers when Dash used to say “on a Tuesday” every time after saying “going up”? Good times..

[@coolkaylasquad2075]

Me

[@donkeykong4983]

ChillonJayyy ME :,) That’s a great song too.

[@EpicSir999]

on a Tuesday

[@larri_the_queen6636]

He still does

[@xnortheast1106]

ChillonJayyy me

[@joeg6478]

-"Peach- *_off the list"_* -"Pauline- *_off the list"_* *"Both babygurrls act like you don't exist!"* - _the whole Mushroom Kingdom need fire insurance after that freestyle_ - 🔥🔥🔥

[@dreamlndcity]

Joe G i don’t know bout you but if it was me i’d be pissed🔥🔥🔥

[@smackwoodzz]

All u been thru u can’t even get a kiss🔥

[@isissherman2078]

But if you ask me yo that shit kinda weak🔥🔥

[@kingbrian7785]

I don't even know why you keep wasting your time cuz you already she gonna get kidnapped next week🔥🔥🔥

[@ruubskebab7744]

🔥🔥

[@itriggerpeople4433]

24:14 The government when they see kids still going out during quarantine

[@Terminate1783]

Oh these bitches cant be contained

[@donkeykong4983]

Monster kILL lmao

[@Terminate1783]

@@donkeykong4983 ITS DONKEY BIT*H ASS

[@sweetichii]

For real

[@KokichiGrimleal_058]

So true

[@victop7258]

Dashie with power-up: Cmon man gibe ya boi challenge Dashie without power-up: We are in trouuble

[@Nyah420]

Dashie can go from cocky to terrified in one hit.

[@KingPinwino_]

*challonge

[@nelli3911]

Lord Tato i was boutta say that lmao

[@KingPinwino_]

@@nelli3911 lol, great minds think alike

[@MariokidYT]

xVictop *”T R O U U B L E”*

[@l0v33m]

dashie: we going in zero deaths dashie: *dies* dashie: THAT DIDNT COUNT IT WAS A MALFUNCTION IN THE CONTROLLER

[@SwaggySubscriber]

It was though, but he prolly shook it a bit

[@l0v33m]

Kungrana HS true, it’s still funny watching him make excuses every time

[@theawesomegt1774]

girl in red. ikr, that’s the funniest part 😂

[@l0v33m]

TheAwesomeGT 1 he looks straight into the camera and you can tell he’s embarrassed 😂😂

[@theawesomegt1774]

girl in red. Yeah 😂

[@bradyg499]

20:49 “cuz we still have zero deffs” *looks at camera*😂😂😂😂

[@diybeast3943]

knowin derm well he have 3

[@kristophervillasenor2918]

Yes

[@EASTCOASTINSOMNIAC]

*screen scrolls* Dash: "Nope" *HELP ME!* Dash: "NOPE"

[@KidJaeProductions]

Menu: *SAVE?* Dashie: Hell yeah!

[@SpecialOpsDeclassified]

As usual

[@thecookiegod2638]

What if You wanted to go to heaven But god said: *That didn’t count as a dealf*

[@krhodes02]

TheCookieGod lmao🤣

[@SCJhoops]

great comment 😂✊

[@xxsidmontana5534]

🤣

[@InThePoolGaming]

69 likes

[@Scrubermensch]

That one was pure gold, awesome

[@stevenblanco6926]

“Zero deaths” Dont count ya chickens dash

[@tatyum3072]

LMAO

[@e5hw654s7]

Dashie: reaches the Tower him: aLrEaDy? the video: _has 30 minutes left to it_ here's another for fun Me: thinks of Lava Diugh Dashie literally 4 seconds later: _Dat look like lava diugh_

[@donaldray7373]

Lol

[@OrangeyGaming]

Watch him get to the ship and think thats the end 😂

[@e5hw654s7]

@@OrangeyGaming lmao yeah

[@chernobylcrusty]

20:50”because we have zero deaths” ma boy looks at the camera knowing he dead

[@diybeast3943]

LOL

[@AlanGarcia-lm3yy]

34:30 one of the most satisfying reactions to watch from Dashie, fr tho 🔥

[@ItsNen-]

DACHIE! To unlock the rollercoaster level there’s an invisible wall on the left side in the next level! EVERYONE LIKE THIS SO DACHIE CAN SEE!

[@katiemilku]

yeah he kinda needs to know this

[@romansanchez2786]

he has too!

[@Nyah420]

That level was one of the most memorable levels to me from the entire game. That and some stuff that happens on World 9...

[@eryqa60]

Yes omg😭💕. The nostalgia!

[@thayankathirchelvan6298]

34:30 That was everyone's reaction when they first heard that.

[@dimitri010]

Fax😂

[@donkeykong4983]

Thayan Kathirchelvan FAAAAAAAACTS!!!!!!!! THAT SHIT WAS FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@roadrunner7319]

@@donkeykong4983 You made a funny because it's a fire level lmao

[@co-benco]

Nah that was my reaction when I heard the world 8 theme in general

[@Mike.325]

Facts

[@-Joshkobea-]

“We still have 0 deaths” *Looks at the camera* LOL

[@rickyrod2239]

1:02 that freestyle got me replaying it like ten times it’s so fire🔥

[@theredwolf1493]

Dashie: I blame the controller for that malfunction* Me: *waiting on the fox to say something*

[@tuskoub]

Nah, even the fox agreed to disqualify that death because it was BS

[@leslycruz5991]

"look how long... Pause... Oh we got little baby ones " - Dashie 2020

[@jorgextasy4028]

“the lil baby diughs” PAUSE ON THAT

[@friendlyneighborhoodoffend2612]

FBI! OPEN UP!

[@toyfreddy1201]

Do you mean dies

[@toyfreddy1201]

@@friendlyneighborhoodoffend2612 them the milatary comes

[@nia5624]

poo kid in

[@edcm926]

@@toyfreddy1201 no he means diughs

[@jayz3071]

I just want to thank dashie for being who he is, he’s getting me through a dark time where I find it hard to smile. My boi is a blessing to this world

[@julianvazquez5655]

Hell yeah man dashie always finds a way to make me laugh even when he doesnt try

[@Loriibon]

Stay strong!!

[@isaiahmacias7430]

I love how at 30:58, the sound effect of Dashie losing his power up went along with the soundtrack.

[@raxzofstaxz]

34:30 lol this is the best track in the game and his reaction to it was hilarious

[@seanm2600]

"DATT DOESNT COUNT AS A DEAFF"

[@nook1697]

Dash, remember that one episode where you were talking in the background and you saw that skeleton dragon ride. Well, in 8-2, that's a secret exit. When there's a downhill somewhere at the end, you wanna go all the way to the left and you should enter a pipe! You're Welcome! Stay safe ma Bois!!

[@tubby_1278]

He ain't gonna get that lmfao

[@AeroLeaf4]

I so doubt he’ll get that

[@bl00ddrunk-baconv73]

17:12 the noise bowser makes when they take HIS life.

[@XGh0sT77]

Dashie waking up at his funeral saying “that didn’t count” 😭

[@williamsalgado9738]

lol

[@alectrippin3035]

1:03 Holy sh*t dashie got bars tho😭😭

[@AJAmonNXT]

23:06 - Imagine the Fox reacts. 🦊

[@icecoldassassin8531]

He still in quarantine tho...

[@tzaqqq]

Fr, What Happened

[@AJAmonNXT]

Jeiana Lottie - I forgot about that one too. Thanks.

[@davehahn3578]

29:26 “That boss fight was wild” Bowser: Hold my Remote! PAUSE!!

[@Tye0001]

Dave Hahn True on the bowser level I’m still trynna beat it myself pause

[@Nyah420]

Oh, that's gonna be fire!

[@MrKrabs-je5gu]

Me:*smoking a blunt watching Dashie* Dashie: 21:04

[@Lia-bd8jo]

33:37 I’m just gonna say it.. that smile was cute😂

[@demonico917]

12:06 "I need that, whatever it is, give it to me." -Dashie 2020

[@kurthawley2212]

As soon as you go to that time all he says is fuck xD

[@ShadowDante7]

“Fuck! I need that, whatever it is, give it to me. Yes!” Imagine hearing that out of context. 😂 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@marcodiaz6124]

@@ShadowDante7 THE BEST ONE POSSIBLE

[@ShadowDante7]

@Marco Diaz lmao.

[@normasalazar6751]

Dashie : “can I shoot my flower power inside?” We’ve all heard that before 🙄

[@normasalazar6751]

@ 3:29

[@giovannyguillen8578]

So what let hem be 😂

[@MrBIGJ45100]

Dashie: *dies in Mario* Also Dashie: *puts on sunglasses and holds neuralyzer from MIB to the camera.* Sorry. *presses button*

[@Nyah420]

*flash!* "I did this entire gameplay without dying once. Like and subscribe".

[@Blight_6]

What?

[@danielmaster8776]

"Would you quit doin that?! You're gonna give them brain tumors or somethin!"

[@joeg6478]

@10:00 DASHiE's screams of panic had me even more weak than Peach's damn kiss 💀

[@kawasaki_boiiX]

"There was a Malfunction with the controller" LMAO U KNOW THAT COUNT 😭😭

[@arturoromero951]

All part of a funny book like: “That Didn’t Count as a Dealf” and other Funny Excuses You Can Tell Yourself

[@PixelMario-bp2xs]

THREEP! Take a group of Mario developpers. Name that group ‘Soup’. CONGRATULATIONS!! You now have ‘Soup are Mario Makers’!

[@dark_inks]

Welcome back to soup- super Mario maker

[@user-Jay178]

So glad you are still playing this game. It was a great part of my childhood. Love your content Dashie.

[@spydarsecondaccount9002]

"cause we still have 0 deaths" *stares intensely at camera*

[@810ssr]

34:28 bruhh that keyboard comin in is dopee aff!!!! The 🗿🗿🗿🦎

[@cerdanlovell2815]

Someone make a “Dashie’s Excuses” compilation 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@toshibas6254]

why?

[@Macc-]

Calm down bruh 😐

[@toshibas6254]

aight😆

[@Macc-]

@@toshibas6254 I was talking about Cerdan he seems really pissed 😂

[@zaina8986]

Greek Riot Starter i think it was a joke lmao

[@donfavio]

Dashie: Blames technology. Also Dashie: Who always ground pounds lmao

[@SpecialOpsDeclassified]

That’s true

[@jonathanjoestar863]

The word “Thicc” was in the title I’m a simple man

[@user-Jay178]

@Řîšê Wxłf THICC

[@xxnxghtmaresxx4461]

THICCCNESSSSSS!!!!!!! DIUGHSSSSSS NO OK

[@xxnxghtmaresxx4461]

@Řîšê Wxłf PAUSE lol

[@danelldidit]

THICCC

[@xxnxghtmaresxx4461]

@Muse Suse UHH DAMN

[@vgsquidly7717]

17:13 Godzilla: King of Monsters

[@trinitytelmanova]

“Zero deaths” dies 3 times in one level

[@petitplushproductions]

“Peach off the list, Pauline off the list. Both baby girls act like you don’t exist.” YO THAT WAS A BAR AND A HALF 🔥🔥

[@alexx_theg9041]

love dashie been watching him since i was 7 and i’m 14 now. literally my favorite youtuber ever. and helped me laugh when i was in a dark time

[@TheAsherShow]

I don't know why i like this series so much. Must be the freestyles

[@sebastiansenes1219]

Did dashie really just rhyme “weak” with “week” 😂

[@jerjuandavis7784]

Lyrical. these are real bars

[@lawrencetownsend9796]

Homophones buddy

[@1deadpanman]

*This that real music*

[@qlien_]

DACHIE THERES A COOL EASTER EGG WHEN YOU REACH 99 LIVES Pls like so dashie can see

[@mic8199]

Jackson is he profile pic gohan and max the husky

[@qlien_]

Palm Tree24 no my profile picture are my dogs

[@Exinami]

I want your dogs

[@99thJediWarrior]

Dashie DELF Counter: 16:36 - Fall To Your DELF (still counts for me, your mileage may vary) 21:26 - Fall To Your DELF: The Sequel 23:10 - Fuhed by the Diugh DELF 24:54 - Thicc Koopa Belly DELF (this really was his final death but he tried to make an excuse and forgot he died twice before that) 25:34 - Hammer Time DELF 32:09 - Lava Slide DELF

[@Richiedamenace]

so, dashie blames his wii remote for a “malfunction”. where have I heard something like that happen before? oh right, when poofesure blames his toad wii remotes *with wii motionplus inside* for a similar reason, and breaks them. dash... you and poof gotta be tight. 🤣🤣

[@zainm4194]

Poof blames the yoshi wii remote with wii motion plus INSIDE too truly sad for the wiimotes 😔

[@untoldmonster]

Zain M aye he beat the shit outta his controller 😂😂😂

[@Kidawida]

Poof is on a whole other level when blaming his remotes for stuff. Poor Toad wii remote😔

[@imnotcreativeenoughtothink9011]

I was lowkey waiting for fox to light this man up

[@wisemysticaltree6921]

You know poofesure

[@Noname-fb1mm]

11:28 I like how Dashie wasn't disgusted when he said "Donkey Kong."

[@Diego-000]

13:47 When she says “Babe I had the worst day at work today”

[@itriggerpeople4433]

Bruh

[@yashparekh2850]

Lmao you fuck

[@ramseyjt2780]

Dashie: no deaufs this video! The last level: im bouta end this man’s whole career

[@InesNezzy]

1:24 idk why I wanted to cry, lol, so much nostalgia hearing that music

[@baguettethebread5568]

Dashie : *Dies* Also Dashie : That doesn't count it was the controler.

[@1deadpanman]

I mean it was the controller

[@ryan5232]

🐶

[@emerylsg]

@@1deadpanman lol no it wasn't. did u see how hard he turned the controller? of course its gonna respond like that, the move he did responds to rapid motion movement and thats exactly what he did

[@wholelottallen]

@@1deadpanman he clicked the b button on the back by accident which also triggers the spin jump

[@soakedboots]

I’m on his side with that one, I grew up with the wii, it really is that messed up

[@onehungryboy9438]

4:00 Why doesn't mah boi just get a Wii with world 9 unlocked like he did with Mario 3D world?? *LIKE SO DACHIE CAN SEE*

[@Nyah420]

Anything to see him play World 9!

[@supergamer5121]

I thought he said someone offered to send their Wii so Dashie could play World 9 a few gameplays ago?

[@dmanskinny385]

Please!!!

[@itriggerpeople4433]

@@dmanskinny385 SIR PLEASE

[@ghostboyyy_5503]

“You are what you eat” People in china: I’m Batman

[@roccotarli762]

SuperSukes 😂 now THAT’S... f***ed up! 😂😂

[@jankyy8567]

No there catwoman

[@ghostboyyy_5503]

Rocco Tarli i’m sorry 😂😂

[@ghostboyyy_5503]

the flamed destroyer g 😂😂😂😂

[@dajuiceman8870]

Naw mane, they Krypto the Superdog.

[@HyperBlast4]

17:13 Here you go guys just in case someone is developing a horror game and needs a sound effect for the monster XD

[@Nyah420]

Dashie's always appreciating the music in games. Unironically one of my favorite things of watching him.

[@romeodiaz3117]

33:40 when a girl you’ve been talking to wears your hoodie

[@whoasked3193]

Only for snack eaters: 1:00 STRICTLY FOR SNACK EATERS *ONLY*

[@burrenden]

Dashie: *Dies* Also Dashie: "That doesn't count as a death."

[@arturoromero951]

Mah boi tilted too hard and his game registered that as a shake 🤣

[@burrenden]

@@arturoromero951 hahahahaha for real!

[@bruhmoment3802]

32:09 This is the moment Dashie realized... He fucked up.

[@dngr_4209]

1:02 one of his most brutal freestyles like DAMN

[@questionblock8949]

I miss Mario Kart 8D! I want some of that, it should be a staple of the channel along with Mario Maker 😔 we need Dash Vs Donkey more than ever right now

[@trunoom4038]

[?] Question Block Agreed

[@brentongarza1365]

18:40 that "what what" matched up with the "Bap bap"

[@brysongodo2369]

24:02 "The little baby diughs" *FBI open up!!*

[@loyalsayian9404]

Bryson Godo lol

[@terribleturbo182]

1:03 I need a full version.

[@kunglao1704]

His freestyle was serious business

[@Antluvstrains]

I remember when this was animated for his Mario Maker video.

[@Lil_jmp]

You can't tell me Dashie wasnt high this video. LOOK AT THEM EYES

[@cristianmagana8146]

No one: Dashie: see why that didn't count as a death

[@reaves8711]

We at least I know while we're on quarantine we got dashies videos to watch thanks dash 😂😂

[@musiclover0138]

28:30 the government when they still see ppl outside during quarantine

[@issiahwelch]

Thank you for the videos ... heals us all during tough times. Hope that everyone is doing good, regardless when you’re reading this - rather it’s during the COVID or it’s during another time in the future. Stay safe, drink your water, and share love.

[@EASTCOASTINSOMNIAC]

2:07 "Oh you swim in that bih"

[@flip1947]

Pause

[@Christycreme_]

Thank you for another great one dashie, Honestly appreciate you 🧡 You are literally keeping me sane from this quarantine😂

[@nahze__]

So we gonna act like when dashie joked about seeing corey in china he was really with him 😂

[@Darren-lb3rx]

Dashie: I can smell the ending! What does it smell like?

[@williamdavid8133]

Like Bacon

[@810ssr]

Like the puh

[@BamassacreGaming]

New super Mario bros for the wii is the most OG Mario game out there. This was the first Mario game I played and I beat every single level. I even played a little with my sister and cousins throughout the years. Seeing this makes me wish I had my wii back and I wish it never broke. I couldn’t remember the exact name of it because I never saw anyone upload gameplay of it. Now I stumble upon this masterpiece and of course my main man dashie is playing through it all. Now I can relive my childhood with you and all of the nostalgia will come hard as hell. Thank you my brotha I’ve been needing this.

[@snakestaffmagic4499]

I like it at 14:20 when dashie says "Should we go in here?" And mario says "Letsa go!" XD

[@TheParanormalist0601]

Dashie, please finish Resident Evil 3! Do it in a livestream so whenever you get stuck, we can help you progress! Your reactions are always the most entertaining!

[@Vinnie730]

I’ve been waiting for this for a while now

[@theAstarrr]

The boss fights in this game (after world 1) so creative! Much better than the Wii U ones

[@Flumpie_Waffle]

THREEP!!! Take some ears, Then take two phones, Congratulations you now have earphones.

[@Javi-kp2vp]

11:48 he didn’t say “on a Tues tues I’ll stop”😔

[@iruruilulu]

20:26 that’s kinda cute it’s like touching you all- “Ayyy! Get of my shit!”

[@cbe8255]

1:20 he know he killed that freestyle

[@Lillannaworld]

His little freestyle was fire NGL😂💯 but his face at the end of it had me dying😂😂😂😭💯

[@sxeetnie8419]

When Dashie started rapping at the start, I lost it!!!💀💀

[@frujoxp]

16:18 "Dashie... like Diugh?"😂

[@carissta]

Dashie be like: I never seen a ghost this thicc and I'm like. . . _DAMN MY BOY I never seen a guy this _*_T HI C C_*_ before_ 😌👌

[@aspoopycrewm8283]

I am watching my sibling getting yelled at for misbehaving and then I get a notification and read the total of this video and I almost died from laughter🤣🤣

[@tiffanyo8792]

23:13 when Dashie makes you laugh so hard that your laugh is silent! 😂🤣

[@Phlo12Sion]

Dat freestyle was on point dash 🔥🔥🔥 1:02

[@gto7176]

Everyone: counting world 8: 1 death remember that DACHIE.

[@keilaa.h]

22:21 i literally screamed 😭😂😂😂