I CAN'T HANDLE THIS NO MO!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER 2] [#51]

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[@Detroit1Time]

Dashie: Don’t count your chickens Also Dashie: counts his chickens 15 seconds later

[@GameTheKing1]

Threep: go on a date. Have dashie as the waiter. His greetings is as long as his intro. Congratulations the restaurant is now closed.

[@DrewpBalls935]

Good One

[@Hanakoshakujoudai]

Haha that's so funny

[@flippinraven]

Nice one

[@ThePokemonKage]

I like that XDD

[@cutietrvcp8185]

Smart smart

[@janneraitanen8686]

"That thunder was thicc!" - Dashie

[@Barbel1th]

"Can I lick the pole and win?" The biggest prize you've ever seen, Dash...

[@janus9824]

42:10 I laughed so hard at that point. To this very day I'm still waiting for the "Pause".

[@joshpratt8678]

Dashie can speedrun these levels but can’t speedrun his damn intro

[@cristianosorio2996]

Bruh 🤣

[@daddy_long_legs1672]

That was good 🤣

[@jbxzy]

Lmao

[@Maco777111]

He also can’t speed run these levels lmao

[@andrethegreatyt2]

He’s doing something right he’s got more subscribers in a day than you do in a year so stop fuckin hating

[@Jennora1]

conspiracy theory: dashie can actually sing well

[@JustSomeHylian]

He can xD

[@trinityFGC]

Hmmm that's so god damn crazy that it might be true

[@JazzyJonas]

He does have hella breath support.

[@slumpgoat9723]

Just to let u know dashie I’m smiling so I ain’t trynna rush the gameplay. I’m just happy to know u uploaded and that u doing great 👍💯

[@bobbywitdatoolx6235]

💯

[@brendonmcmillan5589]

He's like SpongeBob trying to get his license but with Mario and trying to get better. It's amazing lol makes me laugh every time

[@Krqed]

It was his bday

[@McaGamingHD]

Hell yeah I got my snack

[@collateral4101]

this comment confuses me

[@dsdk1723]

THREEP TAKE DASHIE PUT HIM ON A HELLICOPTER CONGRATS YOU CRASHED

[@nickojc850]

KOBE Bryant meme?

[@moneymakinmitch8130]

Dwights Poop chute 😐

[@leighbrownie]

@@nickojc850 lmao

[@jesusislord6020]

@@nickojc850 im so ashamed that i laughed.

[@angelantigua1511]

any one peeped the course id of the first level ? "GYM?" LOL

[@elizabethconcepcion5240]

Dashie is the only channel where I can sit through a 2 minute intro 😂❣️

[@PeaceofMind1215]

His intros always be tacky and funny as heck lol

[@RandomPerson-te7wd]

And may I add it’s catchy when he says “WELCOME BACK TO SUP- SUPER MARIO MAKER”

[@joelgomez3642]

u mean 15 min

[@joelgomez3642]

@william torres fax

[@Pick6ix-262]

Nahhh i cant

[@billiegeary6633]

Dash: “what do I do now?!” The other two bombs at the bottom chillin: 👁👄👁

[@vMitchell100]

The comment killed me ngl 😂😭☠️

[@Newport100ss]

Michal Jano lol stop.

[@raulinbernes9408]

THREEP give dashie a gift card, celebrate his birthdate, give him a cake, hug him thanks dashie for all them good moments i had with your videos

[@onehungryboy9438]

aw don't disrespect mah boi with a gift card, give him some milk and cookies (soda, chips?) instead

[@sega_trickzzz4795]

Sammy M zooooho

[@sega_trickzzz4795]

Sammy M zoooohog

[@pat5196]

Lol makes sense because his birthday was 2 days ago

[@prince_jordan1696]

Sammy Milk, Cookies, Soda, Chips x4

[@joshiesworld77]

"Can I lick the pole and win?" -Dashie2K20

[@giovannigiovanni.7220]

Lol

[@YoungMenace7]

Pause!

[@Nyah420]

Maybe; but the pole sure will feel like it won.

[@eskarina.peppermint]

made me laugh a lot that

[@Bigjron]

this a classic quote from the God

[@ericvr1857]

THREEP! Take Dashie to KFC, tell him to read the menu. CONGRATULATIONS! He is now counting chickens

[@antoinettemiles5741]

Ayo 🤣🤣🤣

[@unknownusername74]

This is so good wtff

[@jorgerv5035]

Eric VR he ain’t counting he reading…

[@xxrun9531]

Noice 1

[@ddonutz2245]

More like reading chickens

[@SyrrealFTW]

THREEP: Take Dashie.... Wait you can actually take Dashie? I guess he is really losing some weight,

[@swagmasterthedonutslayer2165]

Why is dashie

[@silensvigil6199]

Dashie is losing some weight

[@whitefangfang7272]

😂

[@klei9854]

He noticed this threep x)

[@sightl3s375]

He used this one 😂

[@demolished5117]

Dashie: don't count yo chickens Also Dashie: 1 2 3 4 5 sixtfh 7

[@BuufTroop]

that’s funny you should keep doing these funny comments you make me laugh and those other 61 people you are truly the real funny person

[@murder5000]

Congratulations you have the worst comment ever

[@ultimategamer4010]

Syrz Lucid dashie: Dashie:

[@roadrunner7319]

18:26 "That thunder was thicc" Dashiegames 2020

[@phillipmarron9714]

40:30 why does dashie sound like Mickey mouse when he’s about to bust

[@pampino3845]

XDDDDDDDDDDD

[@Niaj6784]

😂😂😂

[@beomfairy8835]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[@tobmo3483]

LMAO

[@MFtrizz10]

Bruhhh lmaooo

[@GothamStudio]

3:41 even the course ID is tellin' Dashie to go to the gym XD

[@wrightwright3657]

Extremely late but I was confused as to what gym stood for😭

[@katelz]

you dont have to worry about being late to the premiere, his intro is so long that if you're 30 minutes late you still manage to get on by the time he is starting to play levels

[@NotAbritishGuy]

catanimz his intros are 4 mins long

[@amiablekangaroo9934]

I was late by 4 mins once, he was still doing his intro. But that's what makes dashie dashie

[@dannybanks5122]

*THREEP* Take a joke, make it about Dashie's weight, give it to his thicc ahh. CONGRATULATIONS YOU'VE JUST MADE EVERY THREEP FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS

[@joelblake5310]

I don't know if it was 6 months, but yeah. Come up with something else.

[@icecoldassassin8531]

Yeah, it really do be like that sometime.

[@samuelbrimacombe1369]

This needs to be one cause tbh it’s the only good one I’ve ever seen

[@kevinbermeo5794]

AND THEN HE GETS DIABETES FOR EATING TOO MUCH SNACKS, AND HE DIED BEFORE YOU

[@gabeitches87]

This is it

[@eliq9862]

THREEP: Go in the comment sections and read all the THREEPS, Congratulations you've naturally skipped the intro

[@iamsweaty8116]

Dashie: Yoshi is my favorite Character Also Dashie: kills Yoshi every time he gets him

[@williecastor5945]

I'm always smiling when I see your gameplay. Right now I'm in the hospital recovery from the surgery so give your shout out to your boy

[@onehungryboy9438]

Y'all laughing but my boy having a full stroke in the thumbnail and plush Dash can't use a phone

[@generalkaboom6642]

That profile pic looks creepy af!

[@globoy_goatman794]

Lmao

[@whowhat0]

I came in seven minutes after it started, thought he was still doing his intro.

[@mindlessgurl9]

😂😂😂😂

[@愛-e8t8t]

Pause

[@nickojc850]

🤦🏻🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏽‍♀️

[@Brxkeboy]

Pause on "I came"

[@tristandale14]

THREEEP! Count the seconds of Dashie's Intro, multiply that number by the number of L's he takes, congratulations, you just calculated his weight! Happy Belated Birthday mah Boi!!!

[@generalkaboom6642]

I feel like I've seen that threep before...

[@mostlydeactivatedyoutubech5051]

me too

[@Shadowcub69]

Hey Dashie is thinnnnn' out a bit.

[@kerry_runs]

Dayyyum lmaooo

[@thecjp8553]

The whole fox and giraffe section has me in tears!!!

[@StarstormMicci]

I love it when Dashie says "Y'all got snacks," Like after the intro and a few minutes later, their gone already... Also happy related birthday MAH BOI!

[@yasir728]

Teachers be like: "U have to make a 2 min presentation". The whole class: "THATS WAY TO LONG!!!" Dashie intro:"am i a joke to you?"

[@AFreshHotBun]

“This is what cha showed me” *instantly dies*

[@Q19484]

Dashi: *starts intro* Me: WHERE MY SNACKS!!!?

[@ghostboyyy_5503]

when the giraffe came in and said “oh” why did he sound like was on auto tune 😭😭

[@northh1577]

36:14

[@bigshaq2598]

Yoo it does 💀💀

[@i77-]

Dat tongue tho

[@imnotnuub8993]

Dashie "It better be skippy" *Doesnt skip over the munchers and instead lands right on his wide open mouth pause*

[@silverbification]

Jason is a main character in this show now. Like if he isn't mentioned atleast once something is wrong

[@IAMlex777]

THREEP! Take dashie put him in a elevator, congratulations! The elevator just went down!

[@NOTAFISHMARKET]

20:39 FLYING YOSH

[@ChewieLewis]

21:50 when the waiter says “enjoy your food” and you say “you too”

[@derek146]

THREEP: Take Dashie, take him to McDonald’s, CONGRATULATIONS! He’s still counting his chickens! (And happy birthday Dash!)

[@TrueSonicTV]

THREEP! Take Dashie, Give him a mic and a camera. Congratulations! You now have over 8 years of amazing content. Been a fan since back in the day. Keep going strong my guy!

[@thedoubleanetwork]

THREEP: Take Dashie. Give him the super crown. Congratulations! You now have Da-SHE!

[@ArceusBowser212]

THREEP! Take Satan, bring him over to Dashie's House. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU BOTH GOT FREE MEAT!! PS: Happy Belated Birthday MY BOI!

[@c3c31952]

Your comment is glitched. The vid was made 5 hours ago,your comment is 17 hours ago

[@xenobestx8423]

Goku warriors! Goku it’s because of the secret club, I would join but bills are a ｂｉｔｃｈ

[@thachocolategod]

Dashie need to do a skit called "Dashie vs Satan" already.

[@lworthy2518]

True dat😁

[@Moises_Ramirez]

Threep, Ma bois, wanna know how to kill time? You guessed it, watch Dashie’s intros 😆

[@filastyle84]

11:34 - The homie Raiden droppin in!?

[@cesarjimenezanimator]

Next time Dashie starts with an underwater intro, he should say, "WEL-COME BACK TO SUP-- SUPER MARIO MAKER! BLOOP-BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP--"

[@Erupizu]

15:47 Dashie: I was a real thug about it I hope y’all proud of me- *takes damage* Dashie: 😐 (That hurt my heart a little bit poor Dash-)

[@itriggerpeople4433]

Ay Dash, just wanted to say Happy late Birthday! Hopefully someone brought the, *MILK. COOKIES. SODA. CHIPS. MILK. COOKIES. SODA. CHIPS.*

[@Ant-io9bb]

I want to have an early reply on a possible top comment

[@Shan_Poo_]

Throwback

[@simpjelly7036]

did they bag em?

[@Hanakoshakujoudai]

Yo it all goes together That's so funny

[@umurucaja]

"4:40" is when the gameplay start,in case if you are trying to save time.

[@jcadenas4885]

DAMN long ah intro😭

[@shmigtapes]

Jimmy Cadenas 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@umurucaja]

@@jcadenas4885 😁😁

[@BluePadGamesYT]

43:19 dashies scream sounding like the game of lords

[@H2ODellTaco]

21:48 "oh that hurts my sh*ts, I was making so much sh*ts" made me laugh and wheezeeeeeee

[@randymccallister2178]

THREEP: Take some chips, sit down, watch Dahsie’s intro. Congratulations you are now stuck in your chair.

[@spacespace321]

THREEP! Take Donkey’s car. Park it in the mushroom kingdom CONGRATULATIONS! His car has gotten TOAD

[@raydog422]

36:14 Giraffe: Oooooh Ooooooh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zan8317]

Threep: take DashieXP give him a gaming channel congratulations you now have no more skits

[@steady_94]

"That was some thick ass thunder" 🤣🤣

[@JoeyMetalman]

THREEP: Take some soup. Put it on the counter and walk away. Come back to it an hour later. Congratulations WELCOME BACK TO SOUP!

[@Rahiimu_Rossu]

YOOOOOOO, THIS THIIIISSSS

[@PRESD4TIME]

Damn, ye thisssss LOLz Dashy gotta use it!

[@user-kz7ol3nf3o]

THREEP: Take Dashie and put him in a bakery Congratulations, now there’s more rolls

[@throatgoat9664]

Underrated

[@taniyak1794]

When giraffe rolled through with the little AWWWN, it reminded me of that video you did with Aaron 😂😂😂 the ogs will remember

[@Gsus3]

Threep: Take dashie wish him happy birthday make him turn around to reveal his gift congratulations is his birthday again. (Happy Birthday tho my G)

[@salomonbarrios91]

THREEP take dashie, put him in an inflatable mattress, Congratulations! You now have to inflate it again.

[@Moises_Ramirez]

Lmao 🤣

[@kellykiedrowski2499]

Lmao!! 😆

[@sagebrodie5672]

Dashie: Goes over the games he played this week Me: realized I watched all of them for once 😁😁

[@FaysalIsGoated]

24:04 The way he said YOSHIIII

[@betovillela7415]

"YoU FInalLY MaKE it " yoo the fox killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheCommentSection]

3:40 intro, you broke your last record by a few seconds 😂

[@i_am_knuckles]

When dashie was saying "oh god" on his third level he sounded like Mickey blowing his load 😂

[@348tacos7]

Lmao can you put a time stamp. I gotta hear that

[@freddylong2292]

@@348tacos7 40:30

[@KimaniGrere]

Ugh. Just became a member and the first video I can catch live, has to be missed because I have work. Ugh!! Dashie... I guess I'll have to catch it when I get home.

[@444Official_Prince]

I feel you Kimani :( next time we'll catch it!

[@444Official_Prince]

And I ain't talking about rona

[@just_hydrated4475]

Dashies intro and Outro combined together can make a whole other Mario maker episode

[@knickknastyknack1798]

THREEP Go to bed, have a dream, take grape soda, pour it in to the ocean. Congratulations, you now have a Fanta sea.

[@angelguerrero9912]

Finally showing some love to the homeboy Mario

[@kosmickrab]

Threep: Become an astronaut. Go to the space station with your camera. Congratulations, you can take a full size picture of Dashie.

[@robertoperez5339]

Threep: Take Dashie, put him on iceland, Congratulations it is now called land because of Dashie's body heat.

[@blxckjxsus]

THREEP!!! Take Dashie, make him wear loincloth Congratulations, he is now a sumo wrestler Happy Birthday mah boi

[@spacespace321]

THREEP! Take a green mushroom. Give it to Dashie CONGRATULATIONS, HE NOW HAS A LIFE

[@flapjackmack8778]

Threep: go to the doctor, you only have a week to live watch dashie's intro congratulations, you are now immortal

[@carlosroura3367]

Even after a year I still love watching these. Intro is unmatched Edits are top tier Dashie’s comedy: GOAT I wish the series didn’t stop

[@Art_de_Ari]

Mario been drinking that Redbull too 6:41

[@phantomwheeler81]

THREEP Take Patricia introduce her to Bridget then introduce them to Dashie congratulations Dashie is still confused lol

[@KodeBl]

THREEP take dashie put him the backseat of your car congratulations you are now doing a wheelie

[@Moises_Ramirez]

Lol 😆

[@blxckjxsus]

LMFAO

[@apac3369]

TFF ☠️

[@JayOW2]

Threep! Get dashie. Make him say "this is a warm up level" boom now half the video is gone

[@Devilgrouch]

Satan getting locked up is the greatest thing to happen to dashies intros

[@EmeraldoTheDragon]

35:58 Fox should've said "Happy Belated Girthday!"

[@LightYagami-yf8eq]

Threeep take dashie make him jump, congratulations you just moved the earth out of its orbit. Happy late birthday mah boi much love

[@luispellot5380]

THREEP GO START A DASHIE VIDEO, TRAVEL THE WORLD WHILE THE VIDEO IS PLAYING, CONGRATULATIONS HE IS STILL DOING HIS INTRO

[@BoogeyMan154]

41:14 Sound like Minnie putting that brain to work on the meat 😂

[@romeokilo125]

the satan running joke is one of the funniest thing in my week.

[@344hatch]

DACHIEEE DACHIEEE Edit: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAHHHH BOIIIII🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@MyHellothere123]

THREEP! Take dashie's parents, make them fall in love September of 1984, congratulations you now have Dashie! Happy Birthday my dude!

[@isrishpotato6000]

Threep: Take dashie to pizza hut congratulations you now have hut

[@eraser400]

24:39 "I was looking after the shits to the top but it was the shits to the bottom that shits me" lmao!

[@kenjiparis9050]

That Tina was here drawing. I couldnt stop laughing

[@globoy_goatman794]

Threep take dashie to a party,leave come back congratulations now all the food gone.

[@Y4hir__8]

Threep take Dashi tell him to jump congratulations you just got the earth out of its orbit. Happy birthday Dashi

[@1agnestcarthan]

Dashie is so funny. The screams takes me out everyone. I be waiting on the next videos faithfully.

[@MrFart-fk1zx]

THREEP take a sheep name it relation congratulations, you now have a relation-SHEEP happy late birthday mah boi.

[@jeancarlosfarramola1905]

Nice one

[@Andrew_Nguyen_]

THREEP, Take Dashie to the Hershey factory. Congratulations, you now have Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

[@blxckjxsus]

THREEP!!! Take Dashie, drop him from a helicopter Congratulations, he destroyed just as much as the meteor that killed all the dinosaurs did Happy Birthday mah boi

[@waldoramclam7390]

Threep: Get some snacks watch Dashies intro CONGRATULATIONS you're snacks are gone because his intro bout 50 minutes long 😂

[@Y4hir__8]

Threep count how many days are in a year multiply that by 100 congratulations you still haven’t reached Dashi‘s weight

[@ZoarkadoZenos]

Dashies' intro is the one thing I never skip!