Date Me! | Ratty Catty

Oh great, more dads who let their kids go to rat heaven!
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★ Kestin: / lucariosklaw
★ Jason Bravura: MY HUSBANDO : bit.ly/2yaAzCF
★ Jess - Smol patoot.

[@K1tkatkatya]

Jason:"I CAN FLY TOO.AAAGGGHH" Me:laughing my head off.

[@yashichanx3088]

Aaron: calm, collected, extremely protective of aphmau, kind, and gets flustered Jason: loud, competitive, mean to his wife and enjoys screaming

[@amyeven1132]

🤣

[@SunnyMinty12]

Lol ikr 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nekokitten8292]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kitsune-23]

Right 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@elizabethyucel9965]

Bro It's the SAME THING!!!!

[@dominikdickey1876]

10:43 Came to hear Jess shame Kestin for being a bad father, stayed to hear Kestin sing *Queen*

[@haileybrowdy7605]

we *NEED* to see more of kestin he is the funniest of them all

[@rickydavis3770]

No no no no no no no

[@Nezuko_Makomo]

Same We need to see more

[@billiephillips1521]

More plz :3

[@vickykerasioti8893]

The babies are so cute!! (Hi 😊)

[@m1no433]

vicky kerasioti hi

[@taetaeisbaebae7317]

vicky kerasioti hi

[@BSM-vw6cf]

Hi

[@aarmauforever9152]

Just had the most AMAZING IDEA EVER!!! Jess and Jason should do a duet on Faster Car I mean they both have beautiful voices so why not?

[@aarmauforever9152]

😁

[@makaylaperez5481]

Yess queen

[@tsukasayugi5600]

Amazing idea!

[@Gonk21]

Aarmau i love you😄😄

[@Gonk21]

Yas☺😊☺😊

[@washiq9462]

Jess: Andy what are you doing as a father!? Garroth: I'm giving them chicken nuggets!

[@chrisg6633]

Jess”our child is dying” *feeds full child who is not close to dying

[@adri6890]

THIS IS MY WEENIE! - Jess 2018 That is amazing.

[@andywilson7892]

Weeeeeeeeeeènys are the best 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💙💙💙💙💙💚💚💚💚💟💟💞💢💜💛💜💝💞💟❣💜💛💞❣💞💛💕💗💚💚💜💖💜💟💛💞💜❣💛💌💛💓💗💗💔💗💕

[@TrangLe-rq5zb]

Smol Potato Queen bow down to her

[@ectobiologist5075]

Adri Crafts most bootiful thing Jess has ever said!

[@ryko8326]

2020

[@xxx1z]

Jesse v?

[@lesliepomajzl4262]

Aph: Thats because Kestin! Andy: GARY GARY GARY!!! Me: WA? Andy: I don't remember calling our child "Game Over".

[@susymedina1078]

I miss these kinds of videos aphmau would make!😭

[@Nononoe]

The thumbnail is like LEMME LOVE YOU!!!

[@paigeakiyama]

/-\ Speaking shuarya .-. Lol the meaning of true love

[@alli8777]

/-\ Speaking shuarya .-. I was your 100th like

[@aragancia]

*LOL BOI*

[@jurassicparkt-rex8321]

/-\ Speaking shuarya .-. What trash

[@Mentally_Chill]

Eh its more like “i got you all these mice and you better love me for my hard work”

[@avaints2187]

Jason: I can fly too! Everyone but aph: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[@kiannavistaduncan]

Cypress The Wolf IKR Haha! LOL

[@ghostgunnebo1846]

It's so funny l😂

[@srensawatphumpedersen9187]

E

[@blankchannel945]

When Jason just yelled give me that Winer I fell off my bad lol

[@scarazard5292]

Someone needs to make a video of Andy just yelling into the mic!

[@doranascimento2986]

SRSRX

[@aidenjevning2062]

Hello there

[@m1no433]

Aiden Jevning hi

[@aidenjevning2062]

Applegirl 1493 Good evening

[@shanetemoni1581]

Hi and good afternoon

[@hatecrime2993]

Jess: Andy what are you doing as a father? Andy: I’m bringing them chicken nuggets!

[@lesliepomajzl4262]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[@CookieQueen0]

Yasssss

[@lillyth0195]

Andy:what should we name our kids?me:anything that rhymes with timmy

[@AbyssalNightshade]

"Garroth doesn't wanna let Aphmau date somebody else" HAHAHA

[@elsa9421]

I had a dream that you got a German-shepherd puppy... it probably doesn’t mean anything, I just thought you should know💜

[@cloe2091]

Cookie Asaur das cool

[@Blueleopard-tj4lz]

Yay there's more ratty catty

[@Zeyn810]

5:37 bruh, you literally fed the FULL child while the other one was STARVING. The full one could wait, yknow?!

[@Winter_paws13]

I love how jess was just trying to get the hot dog then she sees Jason and full on screams that made me laugh sm XD

[@NickNoClip]

best parents ever! XD

[@tarastephens5026]

NickNoClip - Minecraft Castin he’s a horrible parent

[@lemontart1940]

Tara, "Castin?" SRSLY?!?!?!?!😂😂😂 It's KESTIN!

[@hhh-qi4ll]

Ya XD

[@Random_FanG1rl]

Best parents of the year 🏅🎖👍🐈🐈🐱🐱🐁🐀🐭🐭

[@chimp1698]

Ikr

[@jadewong1]

Ratty Catty is the meowsome!

[@tsukinoakuma7075]

NASSSSSSSSSSS

[@keshiiscloud_va9446]

Jade Wong1 lol

[@esme7857]

Jade Wong1 more like RATTASTIC!! 😂

[@debestes3908]

"ARE YOU FEEDING MY CHILD PURE BUtTaH?!" -Andy

[@pinkbananabobaedits9428]

Is it just me or does anyone else love when Andy is getting attacked and and Jess was just peacefully grabbing bread

[@little_zplays3632]

When Jason is playing a game he is sooo competitive Oh pls like

[@kischiev]

Little_Z Plays no

[@rinnekojin2813]

I was asking my mum if I could get an Aaron hoodie, I said: "This is a character from a minecraft show" My dad said: "No more minecraft for you."

[@penguinchicken9565]

Rin Nekojin I’m wearing mine right now😂

[@wxhlf]

Brigid SnakeyThing OHSJSHWJWHWJW WAHHH I NEEEDDDDDD ITTTTTT

[@gachablue5034]

Rin Nekojin same i asked my mom and she was like "ummmmmmm sorry but..."

[@chaz6699]

Rin Nekojin SAME 🤣 but ima Get it becouse of My good grades when I go back Home I can order it Because I am in a vacation island 😋

[@CatsCloud]

Rin Nekojin my family right there

[@alisiplayz1951]

Me: witnesses garroth not letting aphmau ask Aaron on a date Also me: I didn’t realize I was watching mystreet season one

[@An1meFan197]

Aaron: *Talking about being ready to catch mice* Kestin: It's the walking dead in here...... Aph: *Laughing in the background*

[@kiwijade778]

Did anyone else realize that the minimap shows where the cats are and where the mice are?

[@CatsCloud]

Kiwi Jade I do now😆😆😆

[@ogropancho]

Yaneli in the corner

[@theivylife6587]

Oh

[@lilacbreeze3890]

Where

[@lilacbreeze3890]

Oh now it’s showing

[@ItsnotJaycilina]

Why is Jason’s anger so funny 😂 😂😂😂😂😂

[@joebob8710]

😂😂😂😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😅😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆

[@kt_buggg]

I know RIGHT

[@gachaacid9644]

Inr lol

[@Blue_Plushtrap]

Rage is funny

[@andywilson7892]

Why is andys face so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@migdalianunez4919]

The catty : The humans will speak us if give you the food

[@rizwanhameed7373]

I laugh so hard when Jessica says I got the low fat 2 present milks for ur kids 🤣

[@xxpandalesliexx7269]

This vid is so funny!

[@Leila-pg5kv]

No one: Why is Jess always laughing? Andy: Screaming hysterically Jason: Screaming hysterically Kestin: Making sarcastic jokes

[@_snowfox_0408]

????????????

[@im.just.a.girl.]

????????????????

[@BestieSquadofficial]

:Jess: WE GOT HIM :keston: singing in the background

[@elenoreogrady3969]

Jason:im blokcing it you cant get in Jess:walks right past him

[@e.m7919]

like=respect for the person who made this game

[@ca1lmekitty360]

You mean respect???

[@x1bella]

Respect*

[@llovinqqbella]

ITS RESPECT ARE YOU IN KINDERGARTEN CAUSE IM IN 2 GRADE

[@x1bella]

XD Bella Hermoza I'm in 4 grade and my real life name is Bella

[@valeriaibanez4131]

Im in 3rd

[@cupcakeunicorn4244]

I love ya JESS SOOOOOO MUCH AND YOUR VIDS... When I am mad or sad you make meh laugh.😝😘

[@Crash_Wcue]

It's funny when he said it's a pickle when it's a cucumber.😂

[@xIiremX]

“ARe yOU feAdINg my CHilD PuOa BudDAr” Got me so bad😂

[@mellomel_]

Its totally normal for a mouse to Date a cat i approve

[@beepbeep2826]

Beatriz FMD same

[@mellomel_]

LoL

[@zzio7845]

Beatriz FMD 👌🏻

[@yubim2969]

*THE BANANA HAS ARISEN*

[@kittyqveen3249]

Jason raging is just too funny 💀

[@matthewdesmyter3659]

Andy:AGHHHHHHHHHH Aphmau: Don't be a dead beat dad like Kesten. Zane: HE IS SCREEMING IN HIS SONS FACE!

[@default853]

Someone needs to make a compilation of Jason raging 😂

[@ahumanmess]

yas

[@blackbutler1894]

SilentSky yes needs to happen

[@jasmineussery2257]

SilentSky yes!

[@wolfphoinex3208]

YASSSS

[@urkindasus]

Ikr Lol

[@charliehatesyoulol]

“i gOT THE NUGGIES” “i gOT A NANA”

[@jawaidiqbal8366]

Banana

[@astr0nomic4l]

Charlie Sucks whenever I say “Chicky Nuggies” to my friends, they say “MYLEE OH MEH GOSH STOP IT!”! I mean... WHY!?

[@hi-zd9vi]

Jawaid Iqbal bruh... it’s a joke

[@cozy1701]

You like pickles 🥒

[@danisestephens2853]

Got the nuggys

[@berryblox7567]

Kestin and Jason: Ganging up on Jess Jess: Doesn't get hit once

[@MeizMinez]

I wonder how Jason felt about Andy calling Jess “wife”

[@livydozer2783]

you know what, I never thought about it! But now that you mention it i do too!

[@zruom]

@@livydozer2783 rhdfuef

[@kayceerowden1411]

He killed Andy actually.

[@militzysanchez3634]

@@kayceerowden1411 am sure he did

[@sb_kpop09]

I just realised this after so many years WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME !!!!!!!!

[@potato_artist1381]

The description killed meXDDD

[@slimboi9458]

Khori_The _Artist after this it make me wonder why she stoped vloging

[@ghostly_will]

Khori_The _Artist ikr

[@slimboi9458]

Thanks fir the like

[@_svnflowrr_947]

Aph:ANDY ur RUINING MY DATE! Stop it ANDY IM TRYing TO Date THE RAT

[@_svnflowrr_947]

Lol

[@moonlitmusic2284]

Lol

[@crazynoodle1177]

wendy delgado welp andy hows your dating with the rat is it lovely or worst

[@iamtacohorse2073]

Oml lol

[@sophierose3403]

Lol

[@amyeven1132]

Can we all just take a moment to enjoy that one moment where Zane sounded like the professor in power puff girls🤣🤣🤣

[@keoni3052]

It’s eleven pm and I’m pretty sure I woke up my dad up when Jess screamed

[@ew7377]

I Love Jason's Raging, His Aggressive Voice Is Too Funny 😂

[@vannessawilliams7847]

that is totally not weird 😑

[@jenniferdarnell5491]

Vannessa Williams what? Are you judging someone because they like someone’s laugh? I mean I think Chris’s is hilarious whenever he screams.

[@where1sale]

Jennifer Darnell 😂 same I find t hilarious when they yell or laugh Also Andy yelling in this vid was hilarious it is so fricking funny 😂 I need a comp of all of them yelling 😂

[@johnealy7247]

Ya like hahah

[@johnealy7247]

@@where1sale hahahahahhwhahahahhahaha

[@chiisoni]

The thumbnail is soo cute! Besides the fact that Jason has a dead Kestin and Andy XD

[@elizabethjimenezvazquez9335]

Killer Kupcake your amazing

[@majorkarma3178]

Agreed.

[@miowmiow3357]

lf you know i want you 💓💓💓 🚑🚑

[@Imanothing]

Bro I am dying. There’s so much action going on right now. There’s just so much screaming. I’m just dying of laughter bro.

[@IamScarredforlife241]

As the mouse on the pic, Zane has already been dead, have you seen how 'Emo' he is?

[@felix9468]

Aphmau I dyed my hair purple to show my appreciation to you

[@jasmineussery2257]

I dyed mine red with purple tips

[@squid8932]

your just wierd

[@user-nm3vw3wq5e]

Cupcake Girl, Jasmine Ussery - Respect! You two are the biggest, known fans, of Aphmau.

[@jasmineussery2257]

Anønymøus • awe, thank you

[@sorashadow9775]

Tom Hall Well at least they know how to spell

[@celestikopazi]

"Yeah, but ours died gracefully, yours died with food infront of it." "Oh shut up." *Best moment of the video.* (For me.)

[@im.just.a.girl.]

Ye

[@magicdream2992]

you look so sexy 😍😜🔥😘

[@elijahalexander602]

Hi

[@PawsandClawsYt4343]

Aaron: I CAN FLY TOO EVERYONE BUT JESS: SCEAMS

[@lordlem]

Every time you play Ratty Catty I die laughing! Then my brother walks in and asks why and I can’t even answer lol. Lots of love from Chicago! 💜

[@theoddgamering2737]

*Anger meownagement.*

[@basil3837]

I pick one person in the comments for luck, YOU ARE THE BIG WINNER!!! Congratulations TheOddGamering!

[@kirs8354]

@@basil3837 brah

[@Hello-._-.]

HELP ME- CANT BREATH- *COUGH* HHHHHHHHH

[@layniestuggs2010]

"Cant you just feed the dead children to the living children " ABSOLUTELY

[@starbaby6960]

Lol

[@codyhuddleston7418]

LOL

[@MinecraftMovies926]

idk but that rocket league type score board is the bomb! 🤣🤣

[@jializhong1878]

At 12:50 I just had to say Man kestin is really in a pickle now

[@Back.from.hiatus]

Cucumber

[@ashandkolbyvlogs3085]

"NOT THE CHILD!" Me-Gets a flashback,"NO TOCHING THE CHILD!"

[@sheriffrowan]

_YOU NO _*_TOUCH_*_ THE CHILD_

[@dannaarteaga879]

DON’T TOCHING DA CHILD UwU

[@zacwolens3374]

YOU NO TOUCH DA CHILD!!!!!

[@jadeflores7579]

R.I.P Child (Im in mah moms account)

[@jadeflores7579]

THE CHILD THE CHILD NO NOT THE CHILD!DONT TOUCH THE CHILD

[@shadw_7067]

Rip headphone users at the end XD

[@riku_playzfortnite_god6635]

HEY NO SPOILING!

[@MsTiffanysfan]

Gab Gab he didn’t

[@mirandamiller5659]

I have

[@achairstudios8730]

Nah mate I'm good.

[@SomeoneIdktbh]

@@riku_playzfortnite_god6635 stfu

[@Hippoking887]

Zane sounds like a national TV show host

[@itsziel0703]

I'm rewatching all of these

[@kikikiwi7536]

Yasssssss

[@hayleighsigle4945]

Cool Cat Nassssssssssss

[@rex_is_kinda_dumb654]

Ratty Catty yay my favorite game😊

[@bellalockwood5192]

Jason is so intensed on this game 😂 lol

[@jingkyfigues1464]

HAHAHAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY WHEN ANDY SAYS "WIFE"

[@bohemianbloom]

LOVE YA ALL AND APHMAU!🌺💜💜💜🌺

[@clockworkfangirl7343]

Andy is such a good dad better then kestan

[@meheknshah]

Clockwork Fangirl haha yeah. Also it's spelled Kestin

[@user-sc9ht2tb7u]

mehek aph If you are going to correct someone correct your first sentence. Edit: Actually, correct both of them.

[@user-sc9ht2tb7u]

Clockwork Fangirl It's Kestin not kestan.

[@clockworkfangirl7343]

Fluff •`-`• PHONE thanks for telling me I’ll remember that next time I spell his name

[@country-girlforlife8430]

Jason did good as a cat, and Jess did good as a mouse

[@mistigiffin7453]

Andy: "Wife! I have bANnaNa!" Me: *wheeseing*

[@hannaha5031]

OH BANANA HE HAS!!!

[@Noemirix]

*"i profide mangoes for my chillen"* andi 18k

[@ca1lmekitty360]

*provide *Andy

[@sabrinahornes1630]

👎🏻😼🤣

[@erickalarosa510]

Wait is Kim talking about Jason saying that in my comment? 🤔🤔🤔

[@sKu1l.f4cE]

Chillen!!!

[@sKu1l.f4cE]

Stupid auto correct,trying to correct a masterpiece

[@demi_demon]

Best. Thumbnail. Ever.

[@kelseyj6781]

11:23 like husband like wife

[@user-lv8yv8oh8e]

I died laughing in this video cuz she took the weenie and Jason got mad

[@hiccxpp]

Still waiting for max's ratty catty channel

[@user-ud1ec6tg1z]

right!!!

[@cryoxite0000]

Yep

[@cryoxite0000]

Me to...

[@zoyas.corner]

I love the thumbnail 0w0

[@gourmetguacamole4403]

Little Ez Hey Ez its Doll Crybaby :)

[@cloe2091]

Little Ez yep Zane/Kestin looks like he given up he’s just like “just kill me already”

[@chipbell2323]

P

[@miowmiow3357]

Little funny ha ha ha ha😂😄😄😄

[@xnAqua]

Ok

[@josilynbrielle6073]

LOL IM DEAD XDDDD!!! :btw i love the vid it's so good it made me die like XP lol

[@Thatgirlwtpinkhair]

5years later, I still love this game and miss you guys and this kinda content ❤️

[@bitchexxbroken9351]

I love when Jason and Jess play together, its more fun!!

[@NostalgiaEli]

*sigh* at least you can make me smile when life sucks -_- although from the sounds of it your having a hard time too... so i'll continue to pray for your family

[@AlessiaGabrielaNicolau]

HE'S GOT A BREAD... he's got aaa bread .... HE'S GOT A SINGLE BREAD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@amyeven1132]

Zane: it’s like I just walked in to a murder sene 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Me: laughs till I get knocked out😵🤣

[@xiaojiang12325]

Lol a pingpon ball lol

[@echo2172]

zebra 12325 I see you everywhere! O_O

[@arlanp893]

Ping pong

[@tamikaprice3233]

Zoe Mastersky same

[@allysonmcelroy4764]

Jason: i believe I can fly Jess: Jason get down here right now! Andy: LoL Kestion: LoL

[@godalex6269]

Whos rewatching these videos to relive their child hood 🙋‍♀️

[@AlessiaGabrielaNicolau]

Are you feeding my child pure butter? Got me rolling

[@emilymarie2068]

😂😂😂I love ratty catty

[@nix8117]

YESSSS the team is together Kestin Jason Jess and Andy on my favorite game!

[@slimboi9458]

Nixina Roleplays my perfect team is jess jason megamoeka and the dragon hat

[@jeppish_]

Nixina Roleplays NAAAAAAS

[@TheMishu2007]

Faizan

[@robloxinminecraftchannelgi9229]

Sex you bich

[@Nic0lad19]

What game?

[@puggy5335]

I love how Garroth says “nener nener”

[@MEAT833]

That bread was literally purple and MOLDY!😂

[@theirbow]

Cover your ears at 8:35 ESPECIALLY when you have your headphones T^T

[@rigosside8302]

YAAASSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Shaquanaisha]

thank you

[@rayn12]

I read this..after..i watched the vid...i had headphones..rip.

[@kerrycoleman1484]

ItzDragon I did it without headphones full volume

[@bbysiea]

ItzDragon I have headphones..... *ON FULL VOLUME*