{YTP} ~ Eccentric Severe Tumors

[@chaffXgrenade]

"We don't want our customers. Remove them as soon as your work is done." Real talk.

[@punbug4721]

"There is no better customer than one who has been dissatisfied. Understand that this does not mean we have necessarily done anything wrong." Me when I have to follow store policy.

[@larsleininger973]

- Jeff Bezos, 1999

[@burgerbro34fullstreamarchi82]

Litalraly Everyone who's ever worked retale

[@LeBonkJordan]

When that one asshole shows up two minutes before closing looking for bread crumbs or some shit

[@LeBonkJordan]

@@burgerbro34fullstreamarchi82 "Litalraly" "retale" holy shit dude take a nap

[@matrixphijr]

"Notice that the employees stop what they're doing." "Excuse me, could you help me?" *Man freezes in place*

[@AB-nr5je]

So beautiful, hahaha. :')

[@michaelcort1763]

He's just thinking of the easiest way to take the customers and gag the customers

[@burgerbro34fullstreamarchi82]

What a considerate employee.

[@90GIBChETHZ00eee]

W h a t? 1:32

[@CaptainBlackBread]

Then they take the customers and gag the customers.

[@brenna8249]

This YTP ruined me because every time I see paper towels at the store I sing to myself "Paper towels, paper towels, paper taper taper towels."

[@kishonna78]

Me too

[@the_king_of_yuuy5695]

I just passed the paper towels isle and all I thought was paper towels paper towels paper towels paper towels taper taper towels

[@brenna8249]

@aaronsdavis Barryerary?

[@foxusenpai9422]

2:47

[@richardmunsch8127]

I can't think about paper towels without calling them paper taper taper towels either... But I'd hardly call that ruined. I'd like to think of it as "enhanced."

[@Ramberta]

6:08 "Take the L without debate" goddamn if this isn't the truest part of actually working customer service lmao

[@NeedforMine1]

Especially in gastro

[@beans9647]

Losing cussing customers isn't too bad, though.

[@rzerizrz]

@@beans9647 If they dont care about us, we dont care about us....

[@Aluminum.K]

"Mrs. Burgess would like to pay by check, but she doesn't have a check." You joke, but this kind of thing happens far too often in customer service.

[@aliabdallah102]

Happens in pizza delivery too. But it's cash instead of checks. We don't accept checks.

[@Pactastic042]

What kinda broke fuck used a c h e c k for a pizza just use debit

[@Trainfan1055Janathan]

@@Pactastic042 Probably an old person that doesn't understand how cards work.

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

@@Trainfan1055Janathan I've got 3 times where I got a cash tip from Pizza Hut worth more than the pizza. The second time was an old woman who said she didn't get texts (I was on two deliveries at once) the third time I had to make a support call, because I felt I was stealing. I don't work for Pizza Hut; I work with Pizza Hut. I also played this video on my radio at another restaurant because their automatic phone response said "someone will be with you shortly" as in "It will only take a half an hour".

[@mrbobert4236]

Customer: "I would like to pay by debit card, but I have no debit card or money." Employee: "Uhh, I'm sorry?" Customer: *Points* "This is all YOUR fault!"

[@midnightbread]

“Anyhow I hope I can get in and out quickly without too much hassle.” “Oh great... Hassle”

[@shanedeleon5376]

that was my favorite joke

[@Roxasora123]

*Backs away furiously to get out*

[@mauigio]

I'm gonna be real honest: that grey haired lady is hot Ahhhh 80s women

[@danner253]

Me at least once a day.

[@HughMiller98]

I thought she said 'castle' and I'm like, she better not go to Scotland smh

[@GameJade]

"Number seven?" "Right here!" "Oh..uh..Number eight." "What?" I love his reaction

[@pseudospectre53]

"You bet this customer will be coming back again."

[@shawnfields2369]

@@pseudospectre53 What?

[@mrseximix]

Lol

[@eriekayak]

He doesn't count because he's a creep standing there all day taking numbers probably!😂😂😂

[@shawnfields2369]

@@eriekayak does that explain why he can shoot lasers from his eyes? And why he wants to order a pound of his wife, dude/lady?

[@BlueMountain1992]

"Upon entering the store, many of our customers want to LEAVE the store"

[@TheMAM]

"We don't want our customers"

[@TeddyOG]

Remove customers as soon as you finish your shift!

[@Mattsson951]

Retail in a nutshell

[@SmaMan]

We don’t want them to be inconvenienced by entering the store.

[@CecilyCampbell]

@@TeddyOG You know what? If they don't care about us, we don't care about us!

[@MrGodzillai28]

"I'll be honest with you. I love you. I love your smile. I love your eyes. I love your voice. That's why I shop here." "Could you come back in a half an hour?" Somebody's getting lucky after their shift ends

[@MakusinMeringue]

a lot of SERVICE does happen here to SATISFY their NEEDS.

[@nechdaught3412]

Talk about customer service

[@GibusWearingMann]

"We don't want our customers to have to be inconvenienced by entering the store" aged very well

[@tncorgi92]

Still applicable in 2023. Some day 10 years from now, someone's gonna watch this and say, "What, there was a time when customers came INTO the STORE?"

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

When I was working at Taco Bell, one of the people who just finished taking an order said, "I'll be glad when we get replaced by computers, because a computer wouldn't be able to tell they wanted extra cheese!" I was listening to the order as well, cleaning the lobby, but I don't remember exactly what the customer said at the speaker.

[@SerialK1986]

"All employees should be funny, so that you can help customers lol"

[@rommix0]

One of the best sentence mixes in the video.

[@JulyTheNeon]

1:32

[@bohdankuziv2707]

that is actualy a great marketing strategy!

[@shawnfields2369]

@@bohdankuziv2707 I agree. If you're funny, it helps you stand out more and helps customers recognize you if they come back! It also makes the customer feel at home, like they can relax, so they don't feel lost if they're in a big store, and it's their first time there. And, maybe you'll even get promoted if you're working well enough... you know, all customers need lol...

[@SeanDaPaulSeh]

I lold

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

"Will this pissed customer be back again? You bet he will. And not just the customer. *You will.* "

[@shawnfields2369]

Sure, just give me a half hour.

[@n.j.oproductions5790]

*What?*

[@Willothemask]

In this day and age that's basically industry standard policy. Might as well put "Fuck you pay me" signs outside every Walmart

[@drewgehringer7813]

the subtitles say "will this cis customer be back again?"

[@jamesbryan287]

@strawberry smith or else you'd have to do it All over again.

[@b_but_not_2b]

"The E stands for E-A-R..." It's in the game.

[@shawnfields2369]

Or at least it would be if it weren't ea...

[@Mr_Original]

I am _so_ glad I'm not the only one who thought of that. 😂

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Okay, this made me laugh, XDD!

[@kayleawilson]

Nice

[@efecan311]

I see you are a man of culture

[@lightspiritblix1423]

“I’m sorry, ma’am, but we are out of the advertised towel. You’re most welcome to cry. I‘d be happy to offer you a towel.”

[@HouseOfFunQM]

They can easily BEE the DEEference betWEEn KEEping and losing cussing customers

[@MorganEdgy]

Now that's how you sell paper taper paper towels.

[@e5858]

The creativity of the anagram is amazing. I have absolutely no idea how DaThings looked at “Customer Service Center” and said “Oh, this is an anagram of Eccentric Severe Tumors”.

[@chunkofchunks]

As impressive at it’d be for DT to have come up with it thenselves, anagram tools exist online. Tis still possible, just a thought.

[@robertjohnson3128]

"I'm sorry maam, we are all out of the advertised towel. Youre most welcome to cry. Id be happy to offer you a towel"

[@djk1288]

Damn, he just roasted her harder than the waters of the Customer Service Mordor ever could.

[@KatherineXIX]

Original video is how they treat customers, your comment is how they treat employees

[@aporue5893]

''paper towels,paper towels,paper taper taper towels.''

[@lnteIIigence]

It would've been amazing if they'd got the brand she wanted, opened the packaging and offered her a towel to wipe her eyes from crying about the lack of those very towels.

[@aarondavis8943]

@@antoniocasias5545 It's in the background near the start. Orodruin and the Barad Dur

[@SpacePirateFromSpace]

"Paper towels" *aisle full of them* "We seem to be out" BRUH

[@JetJockey87]

You are more than welcome to cry. I can offer you a Towel?

[@SpacePirateFromSpace]

JetJockey87 thanks. Come back in half an hour?

[@bouteilledeau1463]

@@SpacePirateFromSpace What?

[@alistersvenschoff1885]

BUH

[@shawnfields2369]

@@bouteilledeau1463 I'm just somebody, I don't know how to shoe that. But, if you came back in half an hour...

[@julzdawolf]

“Do you have your name?” “Is your name John?” “Are you there John?” “Listen carefully to me John” “Are you, you?” “CHECK YOURSEEELF OOOOOUUUTT”

[@iceypumpkinhead]

That is a vibe check warning if I ever heard one

[@Goodnews-4u2]

“Are you, you?” Some deep shit

[@sonycat-themed-sex]

@@iceypumpkinhead My entire life is a vibe check delivered by God.

[@metal0n0v]

“Do you have your name?” 4:59

[@Firebat9876]

I was pretty spooked. I'm John.

[@qbertguy]

"Excuse me?" "Yup" "These pork chops only come in six packs, can I get a smaller package?" "Yup" "Never mind"

[@otaconzeppeli7273]

That’s one that happens a lot in real life. People will make a request you need to go out of your way for, but you say you can do it and are prepared to help anyways... and then after you say yes they get all upset and go “oh nevermind”

[@TheGreatsagegoku]

@@otaconzeppeli7273 .... YUP

[@Lively_1185]

@@otaconzeppeli7273 Wait a minute, is this proof that people cannot accept the word "yes" as a universal answer for every question?

[@The3y3]

@@otaconzeppeli7273 honestly it’s down to how you deliver your answer. If you seem exacerbated in your reply, they’ll get cold feet and back away

[@mousermind]

When you hear someone refer to someone as their "Friend and Manager", it's a cry for help. And not just because the ham is hammy.

[@raid.leader]

Here you go, sir- ACTUALLY, we ran out. *_What?_* *_YiaiY_*

[@Vvtism]

No problem Mrs. BuRbUrbUR

[@jayextarys8616]

🤣🤣😂

[@LAppelDuVideo]

ᵒᵏ

[@huzzzer6083]

Will this sis customer be back again?

[@azulhidalgoherrera2845]

You bet he will

[@pembertr0n]

“All employees should be funny, so you can help the customers lol.” “Oh darn, ha ha heh he ha.”

[@KorenLesthe]

That would be wonderful.

[@sergiowinter5383]

What? Yaay

[@kishonna78]

Let me toot

[@nxthingbutv0id958]

Here you go sir... Actually, we ran out... W H A T

[@Mental_Warlock]

YIY

[@insme]

YEEAAEEYY

[@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151]

And not just the customer: YOU WILL.

[@jojogape]

And the "actually" was taken from another video~

[@LeBonkJordan]

Me when I find where the item's located without actually checking that there's anything there

[@Memphis229-f6m]

here you go sir actually we ran out W H A T Y Y Y I I I I I A A A A A Y Y Y Y Y

[@superhoops5091]

Will this customer be back? YOU BET HE WILL.

[@Memphis229-f6m]

@@superhoops5091 and not only he will but you will

[@myla2495]

No it's YIGH

[@yeapeeplz]

this is unironically how customer service actually is including the young people getting harassed by old people

[@madhatt3r93]

You gotta take the L without questions? 😔

[@thegondola9877]

@aaronsdavis harsh but fair

[@singleproppilot]

That’s why they call COVID the Boomer Remover.

[@sergiowinter5383]

Coronakaren: you need masks! Me: What? Yaay

[@LazyPurple]

Just wanted to say that every joke landed for me, what a wonderful thing to watch before going to bed

[@dumbautisticmutt]

Based

[@blakechiles3628]

Nothing makes one sleep like laughing at poor customer service

[@dolphinus2479]

lazy wut

[@Goodroosters]

Lazy Purple the famous How It Feels To Chew Five Game youtuber? Amzing!

[@knightogourd]

may i ask, laziest of purple, if you found this video Relatable

[@EdStuter]

"Heres your pound sir..." "Actually, we ran out-" "w h a t" i died laughing

[@zsin128]

lolaslatt yesterday I asked you

[@cubruce1103]

"Could you come back in a half an hour?"

[@tybeanz7719]

@@cubruce1103 *_n o_*

[@gavinisdie]

That Employee was Never seen Agaim

[@PorkchopGMX]

In an half an hour I asked you (IAHAHIAY)

[@AmyraCarter]

"I love you; I love your 'SMILE', I love your 'EYES', I love your 'VOICE'." "Could you come back in a half an hour?" lmfao

[@shawnfields2369]

Well, if that were you, would YOU come back in a half hour? You bet the customer will! And not just him, YOU will!

[@P1995.]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

A lot of SERVICE does happen here. To SATISFY their NEEDS.

[@reaganbyrnes1969]

I was laughing so hard when I saw that part

[@bugjams]

When customers think they can flirt with you at work 😂

[@nygiantsfan6]

“I’m not too sure how to SHOE that.”

[@danglerfish4175]

6:52 Not gonna lie, this is a better representation of two lesbians hitting on each other than I've ever seen from Hollywood.

[@vanessa_official.212]

Strongly agree and far more humble and sweeter.

[@Moonstruck_Arrow]

No joke, I am genuinely invested in the relationship between the shy customer service worker and the tsundere disgruntled customer

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

Groceryuri store

[@lxmesoda]

​@@bepisthescienceman4202TRUE

[@Tirgo69]

Oh, that would be our best honey!

[@harysuper]

“Take the L without debate.” Me before my Chem final.

[@eckitronix]

Did you take the L or did you somehow snag a snazzy W?

[@harysuper]

@@eckitronix I got a C. Only c that semester, so for the rest it was a W

[@joystickgummyfox]

"Anyhow, I hope i can get in and out quickly without too much hassle." "Oh great, hassle..."

[@goergebobicles1351]

*procedes to try to return her shoes to the grocery store.*

[@trentryan27]

I'm just somebody and I'm not too sure how to do that

[@goergebobicles1351]

@@jeffcarroll1990shock uuhh... I'm not to sure how to shoe that. Could you come back in a half-

[@kalerwenisreal1984]

@@jeffcarroll1990shock oh

[@blitzskrieg3047]

Lmfao that had me dying

[@spindleclown]

"I have 9 cars." Soon, she may have 47 Lamborghinis in her Lamborghini account.

[@sonycat-themed-sex]

I need to carrow your bar.

[@metrekkie]

We need to move away from college and towards Lamborghini.

[@UnfittingCarbon]

Craig?

[@metrekkie]

@@UnfittingCarbon something I like to call freedom units

[@metrekkie]

@@UnfittingCarbon A thousand years ago they didn't have dollars. They had something else.

[@NaderAmmar]

Every single time something inconvenient happens to me, I end up repeating "Oh great, hassle." Shows how much staying power this YTP has

[@ajustin614]

Can you come back in a half an hour?

[@NaderAmmar]

excuse me, I'd like to return my shoes

[@ajustin614]

@@NaderAmmar I’m just somebody and I’m not too sure how to shoe that.

[@FlanchanOf2002]

"I'm just somebody and I'm not too sure how to do that" is essentially what it's like when you're usually cashiering but have to work customer service due to being understaffed

[@tncorgi92]

Or when you just don't feel like being bothered by customers.

[@sourgreendolly7685]

It's my entire life motto tbh

[@BigPhant80]

“When we talk about customer service, most of us think of customer service.” He isn’t wrong I guess?

[@matrixphijr]

But there's more to it than customers.

[@YesIndeed_]

There’s service

[@dewelr121]

No shit

[@rogonandi]

He IS wrong. When we talk about customer service, we think about how most commercially made paper is made from paper.

[@Soufriere84]

@@rogonandi But don't forget the secret ingredient… a mammoth.

[@NoEntertainment]

this better not be another copyright victim. because when we talk about customer service, we think about everything.

[@hamtaro126]

I know what you mean, really!

[@rubeusvombatus]

I have to think about everything

[@brightorangepants]

I miss pizza dust

[@CuppaBro1]

@@rubeusvombatus What's... What's a brother?

[@punker4Real]

it's actually not illegal or copyright as it's taking existing content and making something new out of it

[@Staruo356]

I thought I was the only person who had issues finding circular circles...

[@sparrow4852]

Mariostar356 you just have to come back in half an hour...

[@shawnfields2369]

@@sparrow4852 Ah, ok. It takes half an hour to create circular circles! I thought it was only a few minutes. Guess not. Is that why I have trouble finding the rare circular circles?

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@shawnfields2369 Have you ever tried making a circle?! Damn right it takes a half hour, usually more!

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@shawnfields2369 I bought a compass and still could only manage elliptical circles. Circular circles will forever be the bane of my existence, and looking at this thread, everyone else's as well. It's no wonder stores are all out of them.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@shawnfields2369 ...I'm starting to feel like we're moving along rather fast. Can you come back in half an hour?

[@Juak05]

"paper towels,paper towels paper taper taper towels" "here you go... actually we ran out" "WHAT YIIIGH"

[@Sakonetatar1]

Enuen euskaldun bat espero youtube korotzak ikusten

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

¿Esperas qué?

[@dynogems]

"And will this customer be back again? You bet he will. And not just the customer. You will." That got hella dark lol

[@gongalicious]

"When we talk about customer service, this is probably the first place that comes to mind." *shows fiery depths of hell* Yep!

[@punbug4721]

Technically Mordor, but basically the same thing.

[@Soufriere84]

One does not simply walk in to Customer Service.

[@Bloodletter8]

(Considers getting a job as a greeter for the sole purpose of screaming YOU SHALL NOT PASS while waving around a sword and staff.)

[@pegasoltaeclair0611]

@@punbug4721 Is this even real for someone not to recognize Mordor at first glance? And that guy even got 82 likes! :o

[@SockyNoob]

So true.

[@djk1288]

A parallel Dathings universe in which the workers are actually at the top of the food chain? What sorcery is this?

[@ImFangzBro]

It's probably just the one set of workers.

[@sentientblender]

See, this is what happens when you actually unionize. Otherwise you get the Wow It’s Made worked treatment.

[@Thepenguinking2]

These workers were the ones who beat their boss into a pulp and made them into a circular circle.

[@IaeyanElyuex]

It's not sorcery, it's sos.

[@thewhitesnowone1744]

Boss makes a hundred, I make thirteen, so I beat him into pulp, using this machine

[@PhilosophyTube]

I'm just somebody and I'm not too sure how to do that

[@Odenqueen]

Philosophy Tube I’m not too sure how to shoe that

[@allysonbeaulieu7351]

i just finished watching a philosophy tube video and here i am what are the odds 💀

[@MrMorelloJr]

so nice to see ya here

[@Vfin-cn1pu]

The essence of philosophy

[@ZijnShayatanica]

"Is your name John? Are you here, John? Listen to me carefully, John... Are you YOU?"

[@urielseptim910]

"Oh great, hassle." *moonwalks*

[@zednotdead]

"What can I get for you today? "Ah, my wife." "Oh yes, that would be our best honey." Underrated bit.

[@MegaLordGaben]

"I need to borrow your car" "What?" "I need to bOrrow yOuR cAr" "What?" "I have to caRrOw yOUr bAR" "What?" "I have 9 cars I need to borrow tonight"

[@trentryan27]

Him: can't u just get a BF? Her: a..... aa.....aha....... Him: *shirt disappears* what?

[@shawnfields2369]

@@trentryan27 What? You need to carrow my bar? Could you come back in half an hour?

[@Mr_Original]

@@trentryan27 I guess speech impediments turn him on. 🤣

[@Nikocado.Avocado]

What?

[@cookiebriccs5931]

What is that clip from?

[@enchilordo8562]

“ I hope I can get in and out without too much hassle.” *steps in jam* “Oh great, hassle.”

[@dansaunders1655]

My inner monologue

[@romeofoxtrot]

“Excuse me, I wanted to return my shoes, please.”

[@noisepuppet]

@@romeofoxtrot I'm not sure how to shoe that

[@MeatballBagel]

"Take a moment and look in the mirror. Are you tired? Do you have your name? Is your name John? Are you here John? Listen carefully to me John. Are you YOU? Check yourself out!" I died. 15/10

[@superhoops5091]

Guys named John watching this: 😳

[@jonlawrence6338]

Yup. I worked at Target. Had this conversation many a time… 😐😑😳

[@savj]

It reminds me of the opening to Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.

[@Circuitssmith]

“John, you’re locked in a computer simulation, you have to disconnect. Disconnect, John.”

[@Rottenberg666]

"We are out of the advertised towel. You're most welcome to cry, i'd be happy to offer you a towel." GOLD

[@lerkscore]

"Paper towels, i can't seem to find any" You and me both

[@jasper_saberwolf]

“I just wanted to get in and out quickly without any hassle.” *steps in a small amount of spilled product on the floor* “Oh no, hassle...”

[@iceicicle3046]

*Steps backwards in an awkward fashion*

[@despondent27]

Oh no *castle*

[@sergiowinter5383]

@@despondent27 Line used for every ROH wrestler after Dalton Castle receives push

[@despondent27]

@@sergiowinter5383 i just said that because when she said hassle, it sounded like *castle*

[@sergiowinter5383]

@@despondent27 And I wanted to make a wrestling reference yaay

[@MusicDecomposer]

All YTPs should be funny... so that they can help viewers lol.

[@sonyviva308]

That would be wonderful

[@Roxasora123]

*LuL

[@cardenassolisrodrigo2601]

YiiY

[@drewluna143]

The old man saying “what” kills me every time lmao

[@forgive_me_for_my_past]

*Y I A Y*

[@anicetune]

The assistant saying YUP? gets me.

[@ZaNYv2]

@@anicetune the "YUP" popping up throughout the video kills me. When the worker comes over to take the check YUP

[@FeartheCyr611]

It's stone cold in disguise

[@tybeanz7719]

@@anicetune well I have this stork

[@MusicDecomposer]

2:50 Relevant.

[@ajfrommillay1508]

"Let me toot." "Oh that would be wonderful."

[@shinystar777]

"We don't want our customers. Remove them as soon as your work is done." Exactly how I felt working at Walmart lol

[@deMocskonyi]

I'd be glad to!

[@ironwolf3554]

I feel you man- most of my time there was O/N maintenance and waxing the floors, so it was even more so for me xD

[@shawnfields2369]

@HCE We just want them to be 100% dissatisfied! Or, maybe, the employees can help the sustomers sus lol, so they both lol AND joj! Who knows, the employee may even get promoted! They can make their big store seem less intimidating to first time customers this way, by helping them sus lol! That way, those sustomers will most certainly come back, in most likely a half hour, and may even confess their love to the cute blond girl who works at the customer service sus...

[@eckitronix]

Not how I felt but I wanted to be a customer that got removed about a week in Mental and physical stress I wasn't ready for on my first job, and with the floors being shifted around? I'm proud of myself even if I only lasted 2 weeks there! I'm not generally sure how things work anywhere else, but I'm definitely trying, heheh

[@sourgreendolly7685]

To be fair that's also how it feels shopping at Walmart

[@Badderpillar]

"Then they take the customers and gag the customers"... could this be the start of the workers finally striking back?

[@LeBonkJordan]

Robespierre did nothing wrong

[@randomrandomness4193]

Time for the beating of the workers

[@drewgehringer7813]

from the fact everyone is allowed to abuse customers, this is after the Glorious Retail Worker's Revolution

[@pc1231]

@Random Randomness I understood that reference.

[@smokejc]

I lost it when she was walking forward while walking backwards.

[@Cashmonet315]

Thelema "Well..."

[@freedamerican5243]

Thelema the music makes it even better 😭

[@C-Midori]

So we’re gonna ignore 0:56, that was equally as hilarious

[@redpepper74]

@@C-Midori It has no right to make me laugh this hard. Why is it so funny 😭

[@repulsivereject]

Lady: Paper towels, paper towels, paper taper taper towels *Both walk by thousands of paper towels* Store guy: We seem to be out of them right now

[@BomeYo]

"I'm sorry ma'am but we are out of the advertised towel. You're most welcome to cry, I'd be happy to offer you a towel." Like that dude really did not have to destroy her life like that, but he really did though.

[@SirMoeThe2nd]

3:16 He came back because he forgot he was supposed to be a funny employee. That's great customer service.

[@VoidByDarkness]

POGGERS LOL

[@alice5790]

to be fair he did make customers LoL

[@joeywittman9822]

"L. Take the L without complaining." (Yeah that sums up retail)

[@brian_ego]

The E stands for E A R

2:06 "Will this customer be coming back again? You bet he will And not just the customer: _you_ will" Well, I'm back to this video yet again, so I guess that's about right

[@sergiowinter5383]

YUP

[@the_king_of_yuuy5695]

I'm N E V E R Coming back, great customer service, bad employees

Didn't even remember this comment

[@Quants0]

They can easily bEE the dEEfference betwEEn kEEping and losing cussing customers. And that will only happen when EEch of us makes a commitment to mEE.

[@CocoTheMii]

6:20 I don't know why, but the rapid perspective shifting is really funny to me.

[@JouvaMoufette]

Similar to Traditional Hot Dogs, Customer Service is made from a mix of Customer and Service. Thanks again, Ellie

[@chandranapier2259]

Jouva Moufette I like your avatar

[@floofyfoxxo744]

@@chandranapier2259 me too!

[@linkfreeman1998]

damn right

[@NerdyHillbilly]

And inconveniece

[@SeanTopicEdits]

I love how you use the oldest stuff to make your YTPs feel like we're back in 2011.

[@roddydykes7053]

Adog5836 more like 2008. Love it

[@SeanTopicEdits]

@35 00 No, as in the YTP style.

[@losiglowful]

​​@No. 10 I was going to say - I worked in a grocery store from 1993 to 1998. And the style of uniforms and overall store design is definitely older than that. Definitely 80s. Possibly early 90s but that'd be pushing it.

[@RaggedyMimiga]

I work in retail and this video gives me anxiety

[@zealferal]

S A M E

[@gongalicious]

I work in food service and the lady talking angrily to the cashier was giving me flashbacks

[@necromancerxel7019]

The baggers of Florida send their sympathy and empathy.

[@197rik]

lets be honest, most of this video is how retails actually work if not all of them

[@flyingtoast27]

Hallia avatar seems apt Morbi pls update

[@Basil240]

That "What? Yigh" guy is easily one of my favourite youtube poop characters ever

[@h.e.c.usquadleaderredberet7784]

the only guy in ytp that can turn himself into a god by saying yigh

[@PetersPianoShoppe]

I came back in half an hour, returned my shoes, bought some taper towels and a pound of my wife, and this video was still funny.

[@ajustin614]

That would be our best honey.

[@thekingmansplainer6813]

glad to see a YTPer who's never out of form is back

[@kulrigalestout]

"Mordor" is a good synonym for "customer service".

[@simonregan471]

It's true.

[@Sawsquatch]

"If they don't care about us, we don't care about us." "Neat."

[@SynestriaVI]

underrated comment lmao

[@RaghuvirVarma]

@@SynestriaVI so underrated. I keep thinking about this part all the time.

[@emilyfarfadet9131]

I could never handle customer service. I try and treat retail workers with the same reverence and awe as one would treat a being who has looked upon the elder gods and calmly explained why their coupons are invalid.

[@williamgatesenson]

3:12 "i'll be right back" goes back to stocking shelves

[@MagnificentDreamFox]

"Simply Refuse the Customer." *Denies them Customer Service*

[@shawnfields2369]

That's because it's NOT customer service! It's customer sus!

[@ethanthompson1097]

I can’t watch this video now Can you come back in half an hour?

[@Circuitssmith]

hWAT?

[@TheGreatsagegoku]

Just a half hour

[@HughMiller98]

It'll only take a minute. BARRYARRYARRY!

[@andyghkfilm2287]

*walks in* “well” *walks in, backwards, out*

[@losiglowful]

I just noticed that the 3rd "What?" is from the old guy at the meat counter. 5:32

[@LakeFX]

I can't believe I never noticed that. I just took the "L" without debate.

[@Jordan-s1l]

5:18 Sadly, something absurd as this actually happened to me working in customer service once. A woman was trying to pay by her credit card, , but she didn't have her card on her. She insisted that I let her pay with her credit card information, and I told her "That's not how it works." She then argued with me for almost an hour about how she should be able to pay with her credit card information even though she didn't have a credit card.

[@Fay7666]

Actually, it is possible to do that. It's also a nightmare for fraud departments, so nobody ever does that.

[@juliamavroidi8601]

you should have called your fRiEnD aNd MaNaGeR

[@coopermuccio4409]

It seems you encountered a karen

[@JxsonKing]

In her defense, a lot of credit card readers with pin pads have an option to type in the credit card number manually, but it’s definitely not worth arguing with a cashier about.

[@chileo1]

@@Fay7666 its called a card not present transaction. some businesses do them all the time for taking invoice payments over the phone. many businesses are capable of doing it but wont especially retail. some straight up have the function disabled or locked out on their EFTPOS machine

[@STICKGUYMB]

I saw the first joke coming from a mile away and still giggled.

[@redpepper74]

But there’s more to it than customers…

[@joshuagrahambrown]

I hope this doesn’t get taken down for copyright in a half hour, because I feel like more people could benefit from knowing how to locate circular circles. What?

[@9yugin5]

Could you come back here in half an hour?

[@joshuagrahambrown]

*THANKS ANYWAY.*

[@joshu2884]

@@joshuagrahambrown OHHH-

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

"Here you go. Actually, we ran out." _"WHAT"_

[@RaghuvirVarma]

YIIIGH

[@JynxedKoma]

"Could you come back in half--" "Thanks anyway." *".......OH!"*

[@jessebarden606]

I’ve seen EVERY YTP since 2010 and this is the fucking funniest most masterful thing I’ve ever seen. I haven’t laughed this hard in years, I was afraid of laughing to death. This hit every beat imaginable

[@JawsFan27]

"Eccentric Severe Tumors" My sides are dead.

[@labdG]

The freaking music is what gets me the most. It sounds like we're watching some chase scene in an eighties action thriller. xD

[@jeffkardosjr.3825]

LOL! Running from the Terminator.

[@Kawsaki]

This is an eighties action thriller

[@dewelr121]

I'd be honest with you I love you I love your smile I love your eyes I love your voice Thats why i shop here

[@goergebobicles1351]

Could you come back in a half an hour?

[@shawnfields2369]

Oh you! Can you come back in about half an hour? That's when I get off! We can do something together later, if you come back in about a half hour! I'll be waiting, m'lady.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

_clearly taken aback by this proposal_ C-could you come back in a half an hour?

[@shawnfields2369]

@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 Am I late or early? Also, don't I know you from somewhere? I always see you, but I've never said anything before because I'm shy. And, I'm bad at talking, sorry. So, how are you?

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

@@shawnfields2369 I do remember you! Hello, old friend! I'm doing good.

[@SnailSnail622]

It's pretty much become a ritual for me to end the week by watching DaThings: the most recent video, at least one old classic video, and, inevitably, Eccentric Severe Tumors. I love it. 😁

[@oren1305]

"I'm just somebody and I'm not too sure how to do that", as someone who worked retail for years, accurate. "Oh great, hassle!".

[@oldcommodoremediacorporati3005]

"Oh, great. Hassle." "Excuse me, I want to return my shoes."

[@shawnfields2369]

I'm just somebody, I'm not sure how to shoe that.

[@shawnfields2369]

We're also out of Paper Towns and paper towels, yeah, sorry, dude/lady. But; I'll be honest with you; I love your produce department.

[@SuperCatman]

Hassle*

[@shawnfields2369]

@@SuperCatman That would be wonderful.

[@oldcommodoremediacorporati3005]

@@SuperCatman whoops

[@SpaceyDavid_]

0:33 walking with high ping be like

[@splatteredchunks]

“Well”

[@playsomething4029]

💀💀💀💀

[@bobalinx8762]

The way the letters on the sign create an anagram reminds me of the pranks that George and Harold play in Captain Underpants.

[@wolfgang1097]

I can definitely see that. One of their favorite pranks, in fact: the good old changing the letters around on the signs. You could get all kinds of funny and wacky messages such as "Pick our noses," Boy our feet smell bad," Come see our hairy armpits," Please don't fart in a diaper," Wash your hands in the toilet," etc. George and Harold are kinda like the fourth grade versions of Beavis and Butt-Head, except they get along a lot better with each other (well they're best friends of course) and they are more crafty, goofy, responsible, and smarter.

[@MindOfGenius]

3:35 "If they don't care about us, we don't CARE about us."

[@MrStevePods]

5:38.....they edited in the deli guy saying “WHAT”. This video is amazing.

[@surrealsnoozer]

Now that’s what every 90s instructional video needs: the Doom theme.

[@j2simpso]

“My husband says he switched brands a long time ago. Who knew? My husband knew!”

[@shawnfields2369]

Oh, congratulations on the new husband! Sorry I missed the wedding! I had a seizure, right before the reception, so when I woke up, it was over... sorry.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

"I'm just somebody and I'm not too sure how to do that." Me when I'm new at work.

[@grandmasteryado8478]

“We don’t want customers to feel inconvenienced by entering the store.” -literally 2020 lol.

[@KorenLesthe]

YES, you added the fixed french subtitles ! I’m so happy ^^. I loved working on it because it helped me improve a lot, translating jokes and wordplay isn’t as easy as I thought, especially for a YTP :).

[@TheMouseAvenger]

Oh, what are the French versions of the jokes like? :-) I'm curious! ^_^

[@KorenLesthe]

​@@TheMouseAvenger One example is when the man says "Not because his hammy is hammy". In french, we have an expression who says "Con comme un jambon" ("dumb as ham" in english) so I used it. Also having to translate the wordplay about Margo, it was quite the challenge ^^