Dating an Italian fan... MAMMA MIA! 🤌🏼 🇮🇹 Elena Gabrielle

Baci chocolates give me PTSD now... 😆
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[@ElenaGabrielle]

Check out the photo of the present 🎁 on my Instagram.com/elenagabrielle 🤌🏼😂

[@majupiju2347]

where is the present? ;D cant find it ^^ edit: nvm found it hehe Great show as always! Much love from berlin

[@ajp1282]

She over here putting her life at risk dating these guys to give us storytime. Kudos to you, Ms. Gabrielle 👍🏾

[@Lara-rx4tq]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@scott7008]

😂😂😂

[@linda9581]

As an italian woman, idk if I'm more horrified by the incest, the sockets or the pineapple on pizza... it's probably a tie

[@ElenaGabrielle]

😅🫠

[@jesusrojas6427]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sandracoleman3583]

😂

[@fiathla]

Pineapple on pizza. Definitely

[@C.C.369]

Linda, girl, 🙏 your comment gives me hope the saying she mentioned is not like THAT popular in Italy as she makes it seem to be. So Thank You so much!!! I am about to move to Italy and this saying nearly ruined it for a moment there...

[@brandongullion6353]

This audience clearly didn't get the callback joke with the "my name is Marco" thing. But I heard it. And I appreciated it.

[@Derpfriar]

Its weird how I don’t really laugh so much as smirk at this kind of comedy but I’m totally hipnotized by her story telling prowess. The moment she starts a story I must hear it and must hear how it ends and even though I didn’t laugh like I do at other comedians I still feel like I went on a ride that was throughly entertaining and would pay to listen to. Very few comedians like this.

[@Anto_81]

Me too!! I think she should be an actress. She'd rock it

[@BlackRoseImmortal75]

Australians giving italians fashion advices... that was really comic indeed! 🤣

[@CaroLMilo-yz7fk]

your English is precious

[@BlackRoseImmortal75]

@@CaroLMilo-yz7fk yay not bad considering it's not my native language. But i'm sure you can do better.

[@MrShawnybo27]

I swear I love this woman.

[@robinly]

Me too

[@talhacreates4944]

Can't wait for this. Probably the best female comedian I've come across

[@Mannaz82]

Did she have to limbo out the room afterwards!? 👀 Aaah Talha, Talha, Talha 🤌

[@marjanamilev]

So true criminally underrated and this crowd didn't give her enough applause imo

[@madcow3417]

Wait a minute, I'm a fan. All my dates go horribly, comically wrong. All of my exes make fun of me publicly. I really feel a connection with title of this clip.

[@crazydrifter13]

Madcow ..is that you Marco?

[@coronalight77]

Maybe fix yourself instead of trying to leave funny comments that are amazingly unoriginal and in the end... not funny at all.

[@Caryoca123]

@@coronalight77someone is Jeeeeeealous

[@thechumpsbeendumped.7797]

I’m pretty sure that getting her to eat a chocolate then framing the wrapper is his go to “romantic” move and he has no idea how creepy it is.

[@Nitu_S.C.]

It's about timing. If, let's say, he kept the wrapper and did this romantic gesture after they hook up, years of relationship, marriage and kids...then it would have been sweet for her. But let's say that he was a "bit" off with it. 😂😂

[@pmbluemoon]

I absolutely LOVE "Crafternoon" 😍🤩 That was hilarious! Thank you! You made my day 😀👍

[@ElenaGabrielle]

You are so welcome!

[@dandavis8766]

Have enjoyed EVERY clip I've seen of yours throughout your career. Easily, you are one of my favorite comedians today, and am so rooting for your continued success. Good luck! \

[@Fiona-West]

you’re absolutely hilarious, and the kissing part is so accurate omg 😂 i hooked up with an italian man and it felt like i was fighting to keep his tongue from going down my throat lol so that part made me laugh.

[@optimistictraveller]

I was surprised hearing a comment regarding socks😅 I love all kinds of socks, including sockettes and toe socks. I think many people ignore it but socks are a big part of style too😊

[@HaHaHaLMFAOtv]

OMG XD Once I went on a date with Italian man. we walked to park and turns out he lived right next to it, which means that when the date was over he was at home in no time while for me it took 15 minutes to walk to the metro station and more 15 minutes to go by metro back home. Honestly, I kinda would hope someone would actually make an effort too

[@yooniejang7804]

Thx for the upload! Enjoyed it.

[@ElenaGabrielle]

Thank you 🥰

[@ElenaGabrielle]

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[@JimAllen-Persona]

It’s a good show.. everyone should watch it

[@ElenaGabrielle]

thank you

[@isouran8767]

You can come to India, you'll love it here

[@clevelandmaker386]

@@ElenaGabrielle hello beautiful...

[@louismatassa8489]

Great video and she is hilarious 🇦🇺🇮🇹

[@korylp6219]

Damn this was funny and you did well to keep a good vibe!!! Crowd seemed like they had no idea what was funny and didn’t laugh too much!! Will try to come to a show in AUS

[@ekanshmaithil2087]

Just Wonderful!😅😅👏👏👏

[@arghanfiliar3977]

Excellente découverte. J'ai toujours eu du mal à apprécier le stand-up en anglais mais j'avoue être très surpris par Elena. Merci je ris à chaque sketch tellement cela sonne vrai ! :D

[@adamdemmings7752]

You rock! Your storytelling is so on point and they are so hilarious:)

[@katerinapetrova245]

Love ur stories

[@kingfornjot]

Really enjoy your sorrys thanks for sharing Elena 👍

[@chouchounr1]

OMG! Love your humor, so good 👍🤣🤣🤣

[@HeyMariahAnne]

that was amazing 😂😂😂 so glad KZbin recommended you to me! 💜 Also that guy started as a fan so I wonder if he's heard this story now 🤣🤣🤣

[@veganbutcherhackepeter]

Marco sounds like every Italian ever on a date.

[@abeerkhatoon1971]

Finally a new one, Elena 😂👌🏻

[@user-lu2yk8iz4o]

Love the end😂😂😂

[@ChessyMcCutcheon]

I'm a florist in Germany, we do not have group chats, but we buy flowers and deco on a huge market, and there we do the group chitchat with the other florists about customers :P

[@Earwhipper]

the 'sehr lecker' comment was divine 🤣🤣🤣 her italian and german sound like a native. super impressive

[@hawkeye9793]

Zehr GUT !

[@natasaradakovic5954]

I think the guy was cute with the crafting 😺

[@AGdnr]

I'm so sad I missed her Berlin show!!

[@expansionmindset]

Dry audience. Her story and timing was quite phenomenal but the crowd was blah. Love you Elena!

[@Victoria-dh9vb]

Those are GLORIOUS~ shoes

[@thisismypickle5164]

While in Italy I had nothing but seafood pizza. Everything that could swim on my pizza. It was awesome.

[@leonardojaksic2394]

You lost me at fivefingers socks. I love those. 😛😛😛😂😂😂

[@marijevanderende6517]

I only speak a bit of Italian, but I do know 'cucina' means kitchen. Nothing about cousins doing anything with eachother 😅

[@riccardopanza4984]

She spelled it weirdly but the saying is correct, although of course it is just a joke, i mean, i think it is

[@stephenstrati409]

'Cugina' is cousin - I think that's what she was going for.

[@apendretas]

Cousin in Italian is 'cugina'. Doesn't sound far from what Elena said.

[@lucarossi8442]

LOL...pls let me get this straight for the record. The italian word for "cousin" is "cugina" and in some italian region the two words ("cugina" and "cucina") are spelled almost the same. I want to clarify also that many italians calls "cousin" any other man or women that is from the same city (expecially in the south of Italy). So the old saying means basically that the best thing you can do is to find a parter with the same "roots".

[@romanumihai]

It's a joke! :))

[@Jacklynnn_tm]

THOSE HEELS I WANT THEM NOW

[@PhotoSportiv]

infectiously hilarious!! Goof stuff Elena!😂😂

[@AGdnr]

Omg the kissing everyone hello part was hilarious and the audience didn't laugh?!????

[@Malkamok]

The kissing scarred me.

[@user-po8ke5vh2e]

the lower part)))))

[@MrShawnybo27]

I got a one liner for you Elena, “as long as I got this face and lips you always have a place to sit!”

[@georgenipper5016]

Ur so freakin gorgeous ;) and your comedy is amazing and funny ;)

[@branalobeee3867]

your upload came just in time to save me from that lonely voice in the back of my head. Not sending that text today. Thank you!

[@Whatdotheyhavetohide]

So want to see this beauty in person funny and a beauty rare combination

[@liamanderson9054]

Great little story, incredibly creepy but also hilarious. Keep dating weirdo's so we get more comedy's🤣

[@monstrositizen]

Sooo many epic pandemic story 🤪🤪🤪

[@lancea1202]

The marco marco marco got me. Hahahaha

[@luca11ization]

You're terrific...more than ever

[@rromero1091]

best female comedian if you ask me. plus she's hot. that's one lucky fan lol

[@hera09azalea]

Even i love pineapple on pizza😅😂...just love your videos as usual❤️

[@ElenaGabrielle]

Yay! Thank you!

[@rudihermawan5740]

recall incestiside at the closing was so good!

[@rexchiquine6049]

I like your voice,,,,

[@heyiamtito]

Gurl did he make these shoes for you?

[@ElenaGabrielle]

😅 no but I would have liked that better

[@sushifornico]

Every time I see Baci Chocolate in Centro Italia I have to think of that story haha

[@desmoMarco91]

As an italian man i feel the need for elena to date any other italian and have a nice experience (btw i promise i'm not the guy in the story, and yes i also wear sneakers with no show socks in the summer)

[@zuhayrghaffar9792]

elena ur back!

[@PBJ1989]

This German audience is so German 🤣😂 you are hilarious!

[@danielalizcano6648]

13:04 I did, this is now the person who I consider my best friend

[@MessagesFromAurora]

I'm Cuban and we also have large families who say hi with a kiss on the cheek. I am so not about that. I just say hi verbally and they gotta deal with it lol

[@dawinalexander9433]

Bro no 🤣🤣🤣marco marco marco😂😂😂

[@karminderkaur9469]

👍👍👍

[@ElshiBumcfksz]

Love this stand up. The sockets are really not it. I am woman and feel that part of my masculine pride that I have is being compromised so I never wear them lol. Long socks all the way

[@MaiElizabeth]

The only Italian-Australian I know is Christian Vierri

[@anvole01]

The beautiful story, like, that's the only 4th story of Elena that i hearing, cause i find her only yesterday. This is what i never heard before, super refreshing point of view to the dating culture ^) But, if anybody is there after alomst a year this video was posted; can somebody tell to me, who's live in russia and not using english in real conversation with people - what's the "sockets" she's speaks about at 8:25? If that is not socks, and not lack of socks - what was that then? Have a good day if you like literally reading this somwhere in 2023 ^3

[@GabrielePastoreAlchemikal]

I feel like I’m not going to say I’m Italian anymore 😂

[@RadioGuru100]

What is wrong with sockets with let's say summer sneakers, or espadrilles with Linen pants for example? Is it worst than Cargo Shorts with a Baseball hat? asking for a friend.

[@brandyp.9602]

Anyone know where her shoes are from?

[@AsmarterWorld]

😂😂😂

[@hawkeye9793]

Baci was TOTALLY laced. I've heard that voice as well. I can suss out the murderers now. They have tells like in poker.

[@allieb8158]

Not me LITERALLY listening to Mamma Mia (shuffle music) as I see this!👀

[@nmay7704]

Why cant i even have one Date 😂

[@sadrakarugendo9313]

🤣😂😂

[@ericgriffin397]

🤣🤣🤣

[@damianodamiani467]

Hahaha

[@geeianna7708]

Speaking as an Italian the most shocking take here is liking pineapple on a pizza!

[@hooded-one1945]

Hilarious 😂!!! Great beautiful legs!!!...much love and respect.

[@IknowMoreThanYou]

Ozzie gals are cool af

[@user-po8ke5vh2e]

also i have 2 friends named davide LOL))))

[@RonsHere123]

I Haven't Seen Legs Like That Since My Kindergarten Teacher~!!!

[@foxdevilsadvocate8567]

So wait...is Rudy Giuliani just following a family custom? Oi, the deep dive into this xD You didn't win this time, but you will soon! For sure!

[@parthshahi7949]

Love from India 🇮🇳 , please come to india and perform and date me 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

[@ex-kommunist]

I can feel Elena, my roommate wears sockets. Unbelievable.

[@mladendavidovic6246]

Come to 🇷🇸 🍔🍔🍔🍺🍷🥃 💪🎵🎶🎶🎶🎺🪗 I am sure you will blown away...😁

[@shivani99999]

🤣

[@valentinegirly6718]

I do feel bad for him now.

[@yugveersingh2744]

I think marco was such a polite guy but got fixed with wrong one 😶‍🌫️

[@user-po8ke5vh2e]

after speaking with italians in english - some times i start to do italian accent. wtf)))

[@AlexandreRousselet]

Might need to get rid of my sockets 😢

[@justmirco]

He must have been from the North of Italy cause I'm from the Southest Eastest place and I'm pretty sure everything I have heard literally comes out of a horror movie. Also who cooks risotto for dinner, come on

[@ElenaGabrielle]

he was from napoli and i cook risotto for dinner 🤌🏼

[@C.C.369]

Agree 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 Soo reading your comment I assume you never heard of this most disturbing saying she's mentioning in this video?? - I'm asking cause I'm about to move to Italy an honestly, hearing this saying nearly ruined it for a second there. 😅

[@paolagrando5079]

@The guy I don't know how to tell you that the North of Italy is full of Italians from the South ...

[@sadrakarugendo9313]

Me dating an American Fan

[@jacquesfoche9696]

...what about a hungarian man?...😉👍😘❤️👍

[@angelikamariadipasquali7149]

Barely good kisser you are right, ti spoiled by la Mamma!!

[@alinanaghi4263]

His annal

[@jacewoods411]

Those calves🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

[@jacewoods411]

OMG I could be an inverted scale to guess her weight 🤔

[@They_see]

You need to date an Indian guy.. boom billion views😂

[@ElenaGabrielle]

Haha maybe I did and nothing bad happened 😝😉

[@ParthMaru11]

@@ElenaGabrielle Just try to put this sentence in some of your standup videos and it will still have a billion views for sure. 😂

[@shukhada6664]

@@ElenaGabrielle you haven’t

[@marioslampaskis9798]

I am a straight man who buys glitter on a weekly bases... In my defence i have 3 daughters...

[@user-po8ke5vh2e]

fuck yeah my friend is marco))))))) damn)) ciao))vafankulo)

[@semi.g]

What's wrong with no sock shoes and sockets ? I like wearing them, and think they look good 😂

[@khimaros]

Ha, same! I’ve known a lot of women who are just weird about feet in general… You do you man, I’m sure you look awesome, you’ll never land this chick though. Unless she’s lonely.

[@crazydrifter13]

Sockettes are the same as not wearing socks but just 1 bit away from it.

[@khimaros]

@@crazydrifter13 and yet they are an in infinitely better choice than either full blown socks, or no socks. Go figure 😜

[@optimistictraveller]

I was surprised too. They do look good