Dating Apps Are A Nightmare - Real Or Fake Tinder Profiles

We apologize for any loss of faith in humanity you experienced while watching this video. Farmers Only, we love you, sponsor us.
If you enjoyed this video we hope you will like, subscribe, share it with a friend, and join us LIVE for future streams at twitch.tv/mrduckfist
Join the club:
Twitch: twitch.tv/mrduckfist
Mammoth Club KZbin: / @mammoth_club
Instagram: / mammoth_club
Patreon: / mammothclub
Discord: / discord
TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@mammothclub

[@_iambabs_]

My hubs & I met on a dating app. We just watched this & I turned to him and said “thank you for being normal.” He said “thank you for thinking that I’m normal.” 😂

[@MicheleKlinger]

As a single girl whose seen her fair share of dating app profiles, this was VERY hard to play along with in real time. You never know what kind of crazy is out there 🤣. Molly at least knew the drill, but poor Alan has been changed for life. I felt personally victimized by the Michelle profile and cringed so hard watching that part back all over again lolol. This was such a fun livestream and I’m so happy this is one we can relive on KZbin whenever we want now.

[@carolineandrews200]

Oh my god I haven’t laughed this hard in so long 🤣🤣. Alan looking like he slowly just loses more faith in humanity is the best. This is why I haven’t redownloaded dating apps 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ruinxfalls]

Alan went through a JOURNEY here. 🤣 This was such a fun video! Dating apps are truly the worst and I'm envious of people who either have never used them or no longer have a need for them.

[@MammothClubStreams]

We hope he can recover

[@Rajkhan-wl6jy]

I want also but I think it's fraud

[@prettiestpigeon]

I forgot about Max’s amazing banana shirt. I don’t know if I’m emotionally prepared to relive this, lol.

[@bigbrotherbuddha]

Just want to thank Molly, Alan, and Max for reminding us that people often piss in the shallow end of the dating pool... that was painful, yet hilarious. Awful, yet revealing. Nightmare fuel, yet fun! And in their honor, I will be using a little bit of Da Bomb on my wings this evening. Kudos all around! :)

[@nevalouise7612]

"I'm torn between my desire to win and my desire to continue to hope women are better." - Molly 2023 and whew, if that ain't my truth too. This was a true view into the world of dating!

[@lillianfredriksson1890]

This thing had me laughing out loud. Alan’s reactions were making me howl. Swipe left….😂😂😂😂

[@texasburbs4380]

Not the red-pilled reddit....bless you Max. I really feel a connection with the 3 of you amazing humans!!!

[@cvitra29]

Your live streams always make me laugh so much! Love your reactions and your creative ideas! Also now glad I am old enough to have settled down before these apps ever existed 😅

[@cassielyles7058]

Pretty sure that Christmas Card is Kentucky’s own embarrassment, Rand Paul’s, Christmas picture.

[@nolanboys]

This made me realize how lucky I am dating apps weren’t a thing when I was younger 😂 Great video as always.

[@mlou4444]

Not gonna lie. I can't help the immediate surge of jealousy/anger against anyone who hasn't had to go on a dating app. It just seems so unfair. Know it's not their fault and wildly unjustified, but there it is.

[@MammothClubStreams]

But also they don’t know the entertainment of witnessing truly unhinged profiles

[@jesseleboeuf2315]

I love how they’re hung up on warm mayonnaise sandwiches but not “girls in Santa suits”

[@melissahart1362]

This is amazing. One of my favorites! Nice work all.

[@MammothClubStreams]

Thanks for watching!

[@mlou4444]

Love seeing Alan basically disintegrate on camera through pure disappointment in humanity.

[@Rajkhan-wl6jy]

I want right girl

[@jendickinson15]

Guys, I love these stream edits! Please keep them coming! Great work!

[@natalieclark6791]

this is too funny! hearing alan swearing though beeped out was like hearing your primary school teacher swear. I met my husband online and when i tell him what is was like luckily his reactions were like alan's. How do I interact with humanity!

[@coasterranter]

You can tell Alan is starting to lose faith in humanity around “warm mayonnaise sandwiches”.

[@laurareller5904]

I'm with you, Alan. This world can hurt. Thank goodness my daughters found wonderful, normal people. It's truly scary to think about what's out there in the dating world. Thank you all for the wonderful videos the 3 of you create. I absolutely love watching them. And kudos to you, Molly, for stepping out on your own! We are definitely worth more than our boobs!

[@brandonvieira8114]

Welcoming Alan to the world of the weird was an absolute treat for us all (except for him maybe)

[@nicollevandyke5950]

“Thicker than a Snicker” should be a Mammoth Club shirt!

[@Rajkhan-wl6jy]

hi❤ I'm not fake profile

[@LadyEllieFury]

I watch this and keep thinking that I need to be friends with these people.

[@entropiaeight8622]

You all seem to have a great chemistry together. Also, you all just seem like fun! Also, also, Molly, you have a really impressive emotional IQ. I believe you totally got such a high score because of your empathy skills. An often undervalued, but highly useful skill. Respect! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@LPlandOFazul]

Many of my close friends married young and told me they were jealous I got to date around...but I disagree. Dating apps suck. Even when you think you've finally found a normal person they ghost you. Looking at the profiles is just the beginning of the painful process. I'm so glad I'm in a relationship now and don't have to visit those sites anymore...and we didn't even meet on one of those apps lol.

[@Rajkhan-wl6jy]

congratulations 🎊 ❤ I'm really and trust man I went also right girl in my life ❤

[@KillerKoala87c]

Gregory seemed so tame after some of the other ones

[@sapphoculloden5215]

In response to Brad/Linday, my wife said: Is this a pilot for a new reality show? From Thruple to Quadruple.

[@hammockstocoasters]

This is hilarious! We’ve been married since 2001, so dating sites weren’t part of our dating realms. It surprised us how many we got wrong, lol. We were much more in line with Alan. Super fun though!

[@cns02169]

I'm glad dating is a distant memory for me

[@sarahjanosz1816]

I’m going to assume the teeth girl is a dentist

[@jourdanm.hillard3369]

I was going to say take a shot every time Max says emoji, but I think that would end us all lol

[@Rajkhan-wl6jy]

I'm not fake really want right life I'm still single

[@catastropheann]

Ive never seen Alan in this much pain 😂

[@Bella_Honey]

I think it’s official everyone tinder has broken Allan 😂

[@kat-napzzz]

I am both disturbed by the dating pool online and encouraged that I’m a catch😆

[@Neitherherenorrthere]

Recently came across a "I'm convinced that all of the girls on here are just catfish" and nothing else. Who hurt you? 😂

[@jjoharvey]

This was epic

[@cassandrawoodson1]

I saw the "Just a regular mom trying not to raise liberals" as a bumper sticker the other day! People are wilddddddddd.

[@daa589]

I feel like warm mayonnaise sandwich will be a future punishment 😅

[@brclyn]

I'm betting Molly was really good at ABC choice questionnaires in school.

[@wendyworobey9363]

I love this and I'm very thankful for 29 years of marriage.

[@lauraanderson468]

I do not know if I should like this or not. Those dating apps were disturbing

[@krisb3576]

Wait- Molly and Alan drink Corona? I would have expected a local microbrew.

[@MammothClubStreams]

It’s for the family

[@PrincessMeggala0913]

Husband and I met on a dating app. We’re a bit weird but not THIS weird😂

[@catherinereed-thureson4537]

I have been encouraging my son to try online dating. Now I am not so sure. Holy Gods Batman!

[@MammothClubStreams]

It’s certainly an entertaining journey

[@christinet4335]

I hate dating apps but it seems to be the only way to meet guys nowadays!

[@KristenTsitouris]

Um, this one time...on Tinder (At Band Camp), I accidentally let my cousin swipe right on everyone when I was on vacation with my Grandma and all my girl cousins in Manhattan...and then I had to explain to a lot of people (on Tinder) why I was in Indiana...

[@MammothClubStreams]

Swiping on vacation is fun! You get to see unhinged profiles from around the world.

[@EarthyDear]

Oh em geee 🙈 glad I ditched dating apps long ago bc I rather live in an imaginary world filled with normal people and just stay single lol 😂

[@richd6362]

They're real and they're spectacular.

[@kates7277]

Dolores!

[@jmchinch]

Tyler needs to stop skipping leg day

[@Fujjums]

I hate how many similar profiles to some of these I've seen on the gay guy side of tinder.

[@MammothClubStreams]

It’s bad for everyone

[@jodiehaskell5689]

Everyone has now been traumatized to various degrees. 🫣