Dating by Red Flags on the Button

[@chinyeredaniels3418]

vampire girl really said she wants them on the brink of death then got put with the most lively looking men😭

[@NoopyP]

literally loool

[@icu3869]

“I nEed soMeoNe I cAn fiX!!” Girl, you can’t even fix your hair. Don’t just roll out of the bargain bin in your Snooki / Amy Winehouse costume ( what IS that?)and decide “Dapping is my Thing! Dap me up!!”Then fumble every time. Wtf?

[@MsIngPeaces]

Her whole ass is out

[@Foxhound141_67]

New red flag, someone who thinks they should fix others

[@erianadenise3145]

nah she's a walking red flag lol

[@rorzoi]

arianna was so weird, like she was *so* adamant on wanting someone she can “fix”, all around she just seems super toxic 😭

[@brittnay279]

Yeah…that feels exploitative actually.

[@user-hn6ld5zb5q]

Codependency… some people only feel worthy if they have someone depend on them. Very very bad yet common

[@allysonpewterschmidt]

Exactly it was so annoying honestly lmao

[@n76543]

she needs to fixe her weight

[@A_Ducky]

IMHO you can't "fix" a grown up person. You can change his/her life, but most likely they'll resent you for it. Let them be who they are.. and you mesh or you don't.

[@Nahtan.9758]

the vampire girl definitely toxic af lmao

[@sarahbogdan189]

Girl thinks vampires are chubby and wear powder blue tutus lmao (nothing wrong with being chubby but it doesn't exactly scream "undead")

[@Aggggghhhhhhh69]

​@@sarahbogdan189i mean there's no weight restriction to being a vampire i get her style doesn't suit the part but idk imo bringing up her weight just feels unnecessary to me 😭

[@jarbincks6715]

@@Aggggghhhhhhh69"there's no weight restriction to being a vampire" is a sentence I never thought I would hear

[@botanicalitus4194]

@@sarahbogdan189vampires are not real, they dont have a specific body type or even style. There have been thousands of different artistic depictions of vampires in literature art and media. Nothing about her style or body means she cant adopt that aesthetic if she wants to

[@bufficliff8978]

@@botanicalitus4194blue, ass tutu isn't the aesthetic😂

[@usario10m75]

Vampire girl was SOOOOOO chronically online it’s crazy☠️

[@fallenradiance8533]

It's actually disturbing how out of touch she is with the offline world tbh

[@christinepoppy3277]

Mental illness cosplay

[@MilitaryGradeAluminum_]

She also seems like she took it weirdly personally when she got rejected

[@FULLTECHNOJACKASS]

she was like a tiktok girl personified 😭

[@rachelandross4evr]

this comment is ironic 😅

[@bradenblevins9437]

Don’t sell yourself short. God is definitely aware of his silliest soldier

[@brittnay279]

Everyone tag god in the comments to make sure he’s aware

[@kjadan101]

Came here to say this 😂 but you said it better.

[@Thehealthycreative_]

Silliest soldier is crazyyyy

[@lizzyartistry]

God is a Cody fan FER SURE ❤️

[@Thomas-ps9qk]

God speaks to everyone…. Especially Cody

[@ames_elaine]

VAMPIRE GIRL WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU FUMBLED THE BAG SO HARD! THAT MAN IS BEYOND FINE & YOU PRESSED IT FOR NOTHING! WHERE IS YOUR HUMANITY

[@MilkJug993]

His skin was glowing with youth he never stood a chance! She’s looking for a Pete Davidson type meanwhile he was giving radiant vibes

[@KbanjoK]

Bro was too good for her anyway lmao

[@kitsunerequiem]

He was too healthy and alive

[@Thehealthycreative_]

She was naked, he had clothes on, it was never gonna work

[@ames_elaine]

@@Thehealthycreative_ tf she was wearing clothes let's not shame slut shame. she just needs to mature a bit. she either will or she won't

[@sserenity13]

Maybe “I just sad down for lunch” can be our “always”

[@Nesssy14]

😂😂😂😂

[@jiniu4083]

Damn. Real romantic

[@hafsahussein365]

Damn it I thought I that was over with 😂😂 so funny seeing it again

[@karenamyx2205]

I know its a typo, but "i just sad, down for lunch" is a pretty heartbreaking thing to imagine someone saying.

[@lapris7380]

Depressed rizz

[@smoshdanceluvr]

They need to do a button reunion and bring back all the people who went on a second date

[@michelle7455]

YES it would be so awkward but there would probably be one couple that is still together and happy

[@thepugguy7742]

They did do that for a video a while ago (it was a truth or drink video on CUT). Pretty interesting ngl

[@crazymental]

“I just sat down for lunch” is our version of talking about the weather.

[@catarinarosario9867]

it's almost as if it is a marketing strategy haha just like the swapping of thumbnails for the first 2-3 days of uploading a video to generate more accidental clicks - or views...

[@indeed260]

@@catarinarosario9867I feel like you replied to the wrong comment because that makes no sense as a reply to this comment

[@mr.perhaps4734]

Dumbest comment ever

[@brodenrichard7489]

I am eating a chicken sandwich

[@THambrough]

​@@catarinarosario9867bro what you commenting about? You think "I just sat down for lunch" is a marketing strategy?? 😅

[@kkrainbowloomygirl]

i also cry when i poop and you’re actually spot on about the nerves just being crossed… it’s not happy or sad tears

[@ratzou2]

so what about when you cry..?

[@Smashingblouse]

@@ratzou2😂😂

[@Smashingblouse]

I cry when I wee wee. It was relatively recently I found out it doesn’t happen to everyone. The silence in the room was deafening 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[@EmilyBoo1234]

me too lmfao didn't know there were others 🥲@@Smashingblouse

[@popcorn9612]

@@Smashingblouse I am so happy to hear i am not alone with this i also cry when i piss lmao

[@ek54190]

this channel is the only way i regulate my eating schedule

[@gabriella5284]

this is so real

[@kaitlynkite]

no literally

[@piercetvenjoyer2003]

like actually

[@catmerchant8699]

munch club

[@Breadcrumbs_06]

Damn, if he doesn’t post you’re screwed 💀

[@yeahok8259]

As soon as she said “vampire girlfriend” I got HORRENDOUS vibes. And wanting to “fix” someone? Just weird, IMO. I know people joke about it but that’s really not healthy for a serious relationship; your responsibility should not be to work on another person’s character for them. And then she left MAD 💀 Like dude, did you not know how the show worked?? That poor guy.

[@FoMiNiL]

💀 yikes

[@kajiji8025]

she’s chronically online

[@Mushess]

She’s in the comments, her username is literally “vampiregf” she has to love twilight or something bc no way

[@Vincisomething]

Vampire girlfriend wasn't the red flag for me. It was the needing to fix someone. FIX YOURSELF FIRST and you won't have the need to seek out other unhealthy or toxic people to fix- you'd just want to be with other healthy people because being around toxic people gets tiring and unattractive.

[@Arcin00]

I think she just made a cringy joke and it's not that deep

[@amethystrox444]

it's giving "i want to fix other people because i cant fix myself" like who actually confidently admits to wanting to fix people. that's not a good thing for yourself and it's not your job either. and to stomp off like a kid who didnt get their way is crazy.

[@yeahok8259]

Exactly! She was 100% not ready for a serious relationship

[@Vampiregf69]

I was wearing 4ft platform boots ☠️ u can hear the next girl after me walking away too

[@raydragerns3657]

​@Vampiregf69 what's genuinely wild to me is the amount of people in the comments acting like they know you off of a 20 second clip on a KZbin reaction channel while saying YOU are out of touch, toxic, and chronically online.

[@Fordy2]

@@Vampiregf69 bro what was up with you in this video 😭

[@Mushess]

@@raydragerns3657she was weird that’s all I’ll say, I don’t think people are acting like they know her. They were just making obvious statements from seeing how she acts.

[@M_T240]

1:07 Cody’s “Get out of here” face gets me everytime

[@Alexabr0ok3]

I’m cryinggg he assumed the position

[@Guus115]

I want that face on a t-shirt

[@charcharbug]

i want more charged up, suspenseful 'getouttaere's

[@kristenhenry6797]

maybe the real ‘i just sat down for lunch’ are the friends we made along the way

[@mckennareed9139]

why’s everyone talking about i just sat down for lunch what does it mean

[@Netra06]

@@mckennareed9139this channel typically post a videos around people’s lunch hour. It’s a common comment on this channel lol

[@Ghost-lt4sf]

@@Netra06ohhhh 😂 ty

[@A_Ducky]

The buttons we met along the way

[@Digital_muse]

@@mckennareed9139ppl commenting that every single video

[@CherryAkuma]

the last pair was super cute. they both seem like equally considerate and gentle souls :-)

[@sunna8476]

I literally looked up Cody to see if there was a new video and it said he uploaded one 48 seconds ago!! Never felt more complete in my life

[@Evitaschannel]

You were blessed by the Gods of Kosius 🙌

[@celestialstar5260]

Do you remember the title being different? Cause I do

[@naomicerda9295]

i love when cody goes silent so he doesn’t offend anyone

[@chidera5730]

You can tell too😭

[@boneslikeurs]

"Tatiana I like that it reminds me of Takahashi" 😭😭

[@NeIIy]

Mr kot takahashi, unexpected callback

[@lindsaymarr5275]

Wait please please please remind me who that is again. The name is so memorable and I’ve seen every single one of Cody’s videos I just can’t for the life of me remember who that person is

[@boneslikeurs]

@lindsaymarr5275 it's the host of series split decision on jubilees channel 😭

[@SarcasticaleeXP]

I swear I thought he said Katiana

[@dunno-19]

@@SarcasticaleeXP ur right, that is her name

[@MrJeffoneal]

I shit myself and now I’m crying.

[@Hibisco_Angelita]

I'm crying and now I shit myself.

[@itsdeego]

i cry when i shit myself because of embarrassment

[@NoopyP]

Saying "I know everything", not as a joke, has got to be the biggest red flag I hadn't thought of. If you knew everything, you would know one of the greatest minds of all time said "I know that I know nothing."

[@smam5548]

It’s so embarrassing when adults act that way 😭 If anything, age should teach you how little you know.

[@Vincisomething]

I was about to mention Socrates before I finished the reading the comment lol

[@angelleigh7026]

y’all take everything too damn seriously.. like do yall just NEED something to be mad about? 😭

[@lilacfields]

@@angelleigh7026 right like 😭 everyone knows someone who’s a little bit of a know-it-all. it definitely is not a deal breaker

[@Random-sk6hm]

Was it Jon Snow?

[@HiddenOne256]

i love this dudes persona he openly shares with us. always find myself laughing away. thanks for the laugh man, your routine of uploading entertaining stuff has a bigger impact on folks lives than you probably realise.

[@tiakardy]

the vampire girl??? the dabbing up??? im crying omg

[@solea5342]

the stomping away once you get rejected and openly admitting you want guys who “look a cig away from death” or you can “fix” is such chronically online behaviour, that girl needs to delete tiktok 💀

[@Zionswasd]

​@@solea5342ill take the nuclear waste runoff girls i guess, i look dead as shit

[@uhlate]

@@solea5342 I think she's fs strange but in her defense I don't think she was stomping, it looks like she has demonia camel 3-11s, I have a pair and LET ME TELL YOU they are SOOO loud

[@audrey6541]

Are you shitting too?

[@zoek6709]

I don't give a shit about most KZbinrs but for real… I hope you never stop doing this. You and Kelsey bring a ton of joy to people’s lives.

[@baguette3690]

they should do a button with twins, where if they reject someone then their twin has to date the rejected one's twin or smt like that

[@chocolateearrings]

Wrist bands to differentiate identical twins who choose to match their appearance

[@hontier7096]

As a twin I would absolutely do that

[@Archimedes-v2o]

Are triplets allowed

[@baguette3690]

@@Archimedes-v2o ion see why not!

[@kitxxkat7167]

the way i also zoned out at the beginning 😭

[@anacaeiro1049]

Me too omg

[@arias3307]

right on time for lunch

[@Thi-Sen]

Here here

[@sofienadia2895]

Stop

[@gkrees9509]

where tf are you from???

[@lailajones3650]

Was just saying the same thing lol

[@arias3307]

@@sofienadia2895my bad gang😔

[@austinnsuff6576]

Vampire girl is the perfect example of someone who can't differentiate between reality and fantasy.

[@Zionswasd]

well, shes one of those radioactive types who works out only for a few months bc theyre freaky in bed, then you have to run away bc theyre carving your name into their arm or doing creepy witch rituals...

[@haleighdensmore5481]

I’ve always been judged for sucking down a gallon of milk. Finally. Vindication.

[@the.dirt.man.]

id call "tired" a condition rather than an emotion

[@MilkJug993]

If you’re tired constantly no matter what, then it’s called chronic fatigue!

[@yukibvby]

God loves you and knows you Cody!! i watch your videos everyday 😭very comforting

[@brianna.kesslick3645]

i never actually thought people were sitting down to eat lunch when you post your videos but i deadass just sat down to eat my burrito. thank you cody😔🙏🏼

[@hippiefarts]

I thought I wasn't this person until I read this comment and realized I'm eating my lunch right now

[@haz.fellie]

Ari is a walking red flag.

[@blan0539]

cody making the “get outta here” face before saying it killed me😭😭

[@sizzlecreep]

Dad brain is already hitting our boy Cody RIP

[@hontier7096]

I literally have the crying while pooping thing too though. It's just a nerve connection seriously, no emotions involved the tear ducts just let loose. It also happens when I pee, I've found out it is directly correlated with HOW BAD I need to go to the bathroom. The worse it is the more tears come out

[@chlo217]

i have never heard of this that’s so crazy hahah

[@nox6438]

12:45 Has got to be the best callback I've ever heard, I'm on the floor weeping Cody

[@sumaiyalaskar3466]

Just got my wisdom teeth removed two days ago, I’m in sm pain but I’ll still never miss Cody’s videos on time for lunch lol it hurts so bad to eat but Cody makes it easier. Thanks so much for the daily laughs

[@jackmccarty2647]

just sat down for my afternoon poop…Cody really has his timing dialed in.

[@Laksamdotcomspecial]

Crying?

[@gilliganmcneuter3922]

Must be the butt stick

[@987catcat]

Cody was HILARIOUS on this video- him running on no sleep is chaotic and I’m here for it lmao

[@katthebat2167]

I’ve been struggling a lot with illness over the last few weeks, so being able to relax and watch Cody’s videos is just something that makes me feel like everything will be okay.

[@whatintheworld7624]

NICE FRESH CUT CODY, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

[@brandonerazo548]

Just got on my lunch break, Thanks Cody!

[@aubreyduffy2446]

Thanks so much Cody for filming for us and posting so consistently, when you have a newborn. We know you’re tired but we appreciate you!! ❤

[@hadoogle]

Chody coming in clutch for lunch time

[@homie7218]

eat ur lunch pookie

[@noah-ns2qd]

Let's go alliteration

[@mundaneamazing]

The end was so wholesome ☺️ I could tell right away they were feeling eachother and it was so cute and Cody loving it made it that much cuter 🥰

[@McQueen713]

Perfect timing Cody

[@rachelpetherick6422]

Drinking straight from the milk jug is the MOST dad shit ever I love to see Cody has reached his full state of evolution

[@thebookit2422]

Yes! Just got home from work and now I get to enjoy a new Cody Ko video!!!

[@naomicerda9295]

cody your hair looks great

[@unitedleagueofgamers3633]

Always has. I remember being hesitant to watch him in like 2019 because I thought he was a fuckboy

[@Evitaschannel]

​@@unitedleagueofgamers3633 wow, me too! I thought he was gonna be gross but he's so funny, still

[@Cojo77]

Sleep Dep unhinged Cody is my new favourite Cody. So funny!

[@kannaasano]

i hope one day i can see u dj that outro in person cause it’s fireee! big up cody

[@josiahnava9779]

Cody, God knows everyone on a first name basis, like you said he loves all of us so much

[@brittnay279]

How did I go to lunch super late and Cody still posted 15 min before lunch? He’s not even in the same time zone as me, he’s like lunch omnipotent

[@Random-sk6hm]

Him: 😁😆so I moved from San Fransisco and- Her: *buzzes* Him: 🥺no San Fransisco? The way his face dropped 😭

[@tri-angel]

Sooooo no San Fran 🥺👉👈

[@bluebu2002]

The look of absolute betrayal and shock on little football hat guy's face when he got rejected is priceless

[@georgiamecham6973]

I just love when Cody posts right when the microwave dings

[@onefourthhuman]

The kot takahashi joke ACTUALLY killed me

[@carmeneidson5354]

Cody on time as always

[@EssieMartin]

Cody, God knows you by name and could certainly pick you out of a crowd. He loves and knows all children (people), not just the ones who call Him "Father".

[@ricardoduarte8709]

We getting a lil too devote in the youtube comments

[@ashlynnkaye4315]

@@ricardoduarte8709 God can (and should) be talked about everywhere.

[@craxkmomma]

cody is quick w it it hasn’t even been 5 min in the video and he’s already cracking jokes on the first dude

[@travisjantzer]

All these people on lunch while I’m on my 10 o’clock break. I appreciate a video that concludes under 15 minutes.

[@kajaldesai9722]

The way I instantly knew who Kot Takahashi was, Cody has us deep into the Jubilee lore

[@archerart]

I just realzied... I sometimes cry when I poop too. Not out of emotion, just same way you cry when you yawn

[@samuraix4966]

Just 30min before iftar perfect timing.

[@beaucreatez]

I had a friend in high school who also cried while she pooped. She had no idea why and I remember us researching it as a class, which must've been mortifying for her. And you're right, there are different hypotheses and nothing solified ;) but it's basically just some wires being crossed.

[@dnbd_3026]

Yeah you definitely immediatly can tell hes raising a child from his sad, tired eyes 😂

[@thebigblippity5221]

A common occurrence in this button show is how people only press it so the other person doesn’t. How insecure can someone be to beat the other person to it only so they don’t get rejected?

[@fullsnackd3v]

This video is the perfect length for my lunch break

[@jackgrace3801]

I’ve never felt so parasocially connected with Cody when he started talking housing milk from the jug

[@saratodd6887]

Bro the God impression was hilarious 💀💀⛅️ I honestly think God would know Cody Ko and definitely dap him up 👊😂

[@ItsFreshItsAnne]

"Im crying! Im shitting!" Made me choke on my own laughter!! 😂

[@elizabethhurm1284]

lunch was great today cody thanks for the entertainment

[@Fyrecide]

“I’m poop crying” is my new “I’m dead”. Lots of confused people in my life right now.

[@racheldeschaine]

What is everyone having for lunch today? I'm having pasta

[@BeanMachineu3u]

I can't believe it took me this long to find Codys channel. I have so much content to catch up on now

[@naomicerda9295]

what i would do to experience this

[@top10epicrobloxmoments]

​@@naomicerda9295 swap lives with me

[@gilliganmcneuter3922]

His editor is Danny Gonzalez's Midwestern Cousin they met at camp 🤷

[@jaehaywardkent]

cody was extra funny in this one, must be the sleep deprivation

[@kiiturii]

Cody this outro song goes so hard gj on it, I never stay until the outro when watching yt but with your vids I just have to

[@tithikarmakar7055]

You are officially a dad, I mean, look the way you drink that milk. 🗣️🗣️🗣️🤣😮‍💨👏🏽

[@homie7218]

🧏🧏

[@yadir4747]

Cody, thank you so so so much for still constantly uploading while still taking care of otie ;3 you and kelsey rock!! hope you guys are doing well ;D

[@Namtrix]

When you said drinking from the jug I thought Kelsey was gonna pop up like HELLO!

[@joshuaseitler6003]

i love that the editor uses the two different music tracks to let us know whether there are end of episodes clips or not

[@lokugalaxy9671]

cody's get outta here face is so good every time

[@MoKiShea]

The V-Sauce music after "Do you poop after every time you cry?" Was a nice touch 😂

[@cdg9799]

I’m telling you rn the vibe of this episode was so much different than it appears 😂, CodyKo reacting to us is something we all were more excited about than anything.

[@C8H11NOtwo]

I mean i was vibing with you! What's your IG?

[@cdg9799]

@@C8H11NOtwo cdg999

[@sirensh.t]

“the man who knows something knows he knows nothing” is the quote I think of whenever someone thinks they “know everything” cause it’s so ironic

[@tristramlewis-stempel464]

literally just as I began to eat

[@ikallibby]

Cody really be embracing that Anglerfish aesthetic ❤ Love the dangle keep it up

[@Cpt_Risu]

lol the "I can hear her stomping up the stars" almost made me cry poop

[@morganloveodom737]

when the first guy at 5:33 said “no San fransisco” he sounded so sadddd😭😭😭

[@someguy2315]

I feel like the first guy told the producer “hey I’m not that into shorter, bigger, black girls btw” The producer was like “wouldn’t it be really funny…”

[@nolalala7444]

right, when the 3rd girl came out it 100% had to be intentional

[@androidunit56]

It seemed there were multiple big black dudes, so maybe they were also supposed to be matched, but the white guy with red hat was just wrong timing

[@biteofdog]

That last couple was adorable for sure, I'm glad that they gave each other a chance.

[@massimoshi]

Great episode. Sometimes you do need to taste the squash blossoms

[@rubikscube178]

The two who won were both nice, normal people! Very satisfying ending

[@Lily581]

Right in time for dinner (UK time zone vibes)

[@Aggggghhhhhhh69]

At 5? Im a brit too and isn't that a bit early lol

[@sunflowervol28]

@@Aggggghhhhhhh69right on time for dinner (german time vibes)

[@Lily581]

@@Aggggghhhhhhh69 I’m cooking dinner and needed something to watch :)

[@blue.berry.]

Right on time for belated dinner (Dutch time zone vibes)

[@Aggggghhhhhhh69]

@@Lily581 ahh makes sense

[@willied4856]

I don’t think anyone has ever said the words, “this is a shot glass of milk, I want the whole jug”.

[@maddiejoyy]

i love you cody

[@Babykayleev]

Cody you always make me laugh, I’ve literally died watching your vids💀 I’m glad I found your channel in high school like 8 years ago😂 You always cheer me up! Never change bruv

[@MilkJug993]

Cody! Every single episode I have to check to make sure that I am still subscribed to your channel because for whatever reason KZbin is unsubscribing me from your channel 9.5times out of 10

[@brittnay279]

Whoa, I just checked and I wasn’t subscribed but I 1000% used to be. wtf KZbin, guess I’ll have to start checking now too.

[@Maddie-kz6lp]

Yeah that weird vampire girl is definitely going to destroy the guy she "intends" to fix...