Dating Service Roleplay (ASMR)

Thanks to this one request, this video happened! I had such a creative burst with this one, and true story, I was supposed to be wearing a halo in this one, BUT I FORGOT IT! So now it will have to go in another video haha! By the way, all people in this video have their images used with permission. Little to none of the information in this video, such as height and weight of persons, is accurate. This is just for entertainment purposes.
The people in this video in order from first to last (Facebook) :
/ natashalahera
/ wellguys
/ yadisorianomakeup
/ nico.marulli
You may find me all over social media:
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Twitter: / asmrer
Blog: asmrer.wordpres...

[@synthwave123]

when he was writing that stuff with the feather pen all I could think of was that guy at the entrance of the factory in shrek 2

[@autumn5193]

hahahah

[@thedarksamurai7538]

I was just thinking about that

[@shadowskullgame380]

melk n' cookies omfg YES

[@xJabro]

nokturnyl fairy godmother secretary roleplay :o

[@vespyth1639]

Jabro YES PLEASE, maybe take inventory of all of her potions?

[@SwimmerSoleil]

"they have to be single." well duh. im not gonna be a side chick.

[@Thewhitequeen0]

Nothing wrong with being a side chick! We occasionally get to go to McDonald's and order off the dollar menu.

[@DueinOct24]

Lol

[@adoris864]

OMG SAME!!!!!

[@athenamin1614]

SwimmerSoleil some people are into it👀

[@Oxa126]

"How old are you?" Me: 14 "35 okay." ;_____;

[@AlphaXY13]

"Clearly you're a woman." Oh okay. :/

[@GHOST-ng5vq]

Atleast he got the single part right😕

[@MonjoOfficial]

This chain is a train wreck

[@Oxa126]

+Monjo XD

[@CeCe-pr6mv]

Same

[@laurenbell1868]

"How tall are you?" "4'11" "Oh that's quite tall." 😂

[@osmanlhalifesi1674]

:D Hhahahah

[@osmanlhalifesi1674]

4:35 Wtf was that

[@Youngblood323_]

lol

[@fingerpainterman]

+Lauren Grace Not to be a party pooper, but I'm pretty sure he said 5'11

[@ariannahobrien3591]

Same here

[@Devio42]

I love how every negative/homophobic comment is a failed gaming channel.

[@0whateverlike0]

LOL isnt it marvellous! ! And they usually cant spell for shit either :P

[@brookepapin7555]

Haha that made me laugh because it is so true xD

[@vincethebanana]

i poop in my mouth

[@olivegardenhoe6942]

SO ACCURATE IM CRYINGNDJSJAHSHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[@izzypinedaa]

slaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

[@gavinhall1991]

Shakira, I want to date Shakira!!! (Elvis The Alien anyone???)

[@omanamenon40]

Broncos18 Fan ! 😂

[@Y0K3]

Broncos18 Fan yup

[@kejkej375]

Whateeeverrr Whateeeverr we will be together oh you now dat song :D

[@pepsiahiredhoodlum2829]

Broncos18 Fan yes

[@jigglynoodle625]

He brought me here

[@ellie9090]

"How old are you?" me: "13" "oh you look younger than you are" me: "i don't really know if that's a compli-" "you have 2 kids?" me: "n-" "remind me to not assume things" me: "well no shit"

[@IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII4]

:D

[@fandomlove6608]

I'm 10 and it was kinda akward

[@fandomlove6608]

+Fandom Love wait I think I spelled that wrong godamnit

[@baileyseistrup5163]

He said you look older than you are.

[@lithiumofficial7494]

Awkward*

[@user-zj8qe8hj4c]

"You're obviously a girl" Wait what? "Dark hair, dark eyes" ...do you have cameras in my room?

[@linda_srndn]

Adèle De sandro ikr same xD

[@MinxyMSP-ShiroAndSora]

Me too. 0-0

[@jeremykyle6092]

Adèle De sandro I don't think you understand how averages work...

[@cutezylimz]

Is that Denmark as your picture

[@user-zj8qe8hj4c]

Yup ^__^ I see yours is Norway :D

[@joanedewitt]

I love your older asmr videos so much, dont listen to the haters, you are special and your asmr is very relaxing

[@martaabellan2400]

Why is people so mean, omg... What if he wears makeup? what if he blushes his face like that? Respect !! He likes himself like that, leave him alone gosh

[@metropolismonke]

+Marta Abellán Hortal GOSH!

[@johnnelson7183]

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE

[@johnnelson7183]

+sleepingsunrise it's a fuking joke t cause the first guy sounds just like the leave Brittany alone person

[@Avenstorn]

Respect? Why should I respect him?

[@metropolismonke]

This video should get removed

[@LynnDao]

i love the shade that's being thrown so slyly throughout this video looool

[@jennyb9011]

Where did you get that top in your picture? I can only see the top but it looks so cute, I need it !

[@froufroudeluxe]

Honey the shade, the shade of it all!

[@LynnDao]

Becca D thank you so much! i got it from charlotte russe a few years ago for a steal! 5 bucks :)

[@Esquejulie]

What shade? I'm oblivious.

[@motionless_22]

The first time I've watched this video I was 14. Now I'm 19 and feeling super nostalgic.

[@kathyrhyn]

No fr

[@motionless_22]

@@kathyrhyn I'm 22 now 😭😭😭

[@8rynFarley]

Same

[@s4lsaballlerinna168]

Shit i'm 19 now

[@Foodie1d]

I was 19 then now I’m 27 😭😭

[@SeanChurchill97]

Tony: "What's your job?" Me: "I shit on a glass table while Chinese men lie underneath and watch for £20 a pop" Tony: "Oh that's great. My dad also used to be a postman"

[@kaylarose1261]

yasss

[@justanotherarrogantinterne1955]

That's very specific.

[@thescottishl5792]

😂

[@nobesschoolie7974]

Another option: Tony: I love doing that too.

[@FireLightning16]

This comment made my morning! 😂

[@tigana]

1,093 dislikes?? Looks like we need a time machine and 1,093 condoms...

[@BBritneyASMR]

+Nelson Samuel wtf?

[@tigana]

Nelson Samuel ........That's islamaphobia

[@mackjohnson5561]

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAA

[@tigana]

Mark Morgan Not all "Islamic Countries" are ISIS controlled... That's why it's Islamophobia, because it's too generalized, and it's discriminatory to all Muslims as a whole. I mean, Malaysia is an Islamic Nation but they aren't controlled by ISIS.

[@frostybawwzz5410]

like i said though he could be talking about something like syria or somewhere around there besides if he is one of those people who doesnt like islam who really cares its not like hes hurtin anyone

[@brycelucas286]

Tony: Your name is? Me: no

[@jim_2570]

your number is?

[@autumnhastings1486]

your sign is?

[@Sgtcygnus]

No

[@alexis1610]

You need to let it go

[@omanamenon40]

You need to let it go.

[@_greentoblack_8316]

I would love a remake of this video it’s amazing

[@ASMRer]

:3

[@LesAnderson]

Same

[@irrelevantyeahyo8678]

Him : Whats your name? Me : Krysten Jad- Him : Oh, don't worry! Me : Why would- Him : So are you single? Me : Uhm, why am I here? Yes, I am thats why Im here. Him : Tell me about your self. Me : Im chill and I love anim- Him : Mhm okay, your hair is dark brown. Me : Actually, its blue and purple.... Him : So whats your age? Me : Im 15... Him : 35.. Me : Thats abit off... Him : You have dark eyes.. Me : There actually a light green... Him : How tall are you? Me : Im pretty short, 5'3.... Him : Thats pretty tall.. Me : Okay, bye! I'm just gonna stick with plan B, be single until I die.... *Leaves*

[@haileejordann]

True

[@chrishawthorne4239]

I have light green eyes too!

[@skwojdjdjwhsux3195]

OMG

[@cassiephilbrick1762]

😂😂😂

[@Mannnnnnnn]

5'3 thats actually quite common girls in my family and my brothers are both 6 feet

[@_.k33nny]

Tony: how old you are you? Me: 13 Tony: 35. Okay. 😂😂

[@sharkshut7209]

How did you get here

[@redken3919]

.

[@august6629]

ME TOO

[@danadosjan5430]

OMG same😂😂😂

[@jazgarcia4556]

+Alex Lowery ok let's do it😂😂

[@gailtosvn.6816]

*T*: what's your name? *Me*: *silence* *Scribble down that thing* *T*: How old are you? *Me*: *silence* *T*:35.... *Me*: Dafug? I'm 13 man!

[@gailtosvn.6816]

*T* : What do you looking for? *Me*: MIN YOONGI! *T*: i hope they're single *Me*: HECK YEAH!

[@91myeonnie10]

That Missing Hair On Yoongi's Scalp :v Oh my god I love your username, and comment. Seems I find the fans everywhere lol!

[@Kayla-pd1sk]

That Missing Hair On Yoongi's Scalp :v lol

[@noemi4027]

Army ❤ We are everywhere tbh

[@harinlea]

O I knew there would be koreaboo somewhere in the comments omg

[@mr.gurgleblast6847]

"Obviously you're a woman." Ummm I'm a toaster check your privilege.

[@maya-eo9wb]

no you're other.

[@quatros1000]

I dated toaster once. The toaster was hot but way out of my league

[@magimuffin6911]

JoshuaMan 712 he said "obviously you're a man"

[@squinjilly287]

J-man sociopath that's something Tony would say

[@shanecummings5143]

-obviously your a man did you just assume my gender

[@delianawannet822]

People in 2016 be like

[@sadthot7295]

"ok so you have blue eyes" Did you just assume my eye color

[@quirkilyjumbled6408]

+Danni Lester phandom ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° )

[@sadthot7295]

+Emilee Isn't Cool omg yasssss hai

[@yaboigotmoney5911]

Why are they all humans? I love vacuums. My mind is programmed that way. Nothing I can do about it. This is racist. #Triggered

[@PercivalHoward]

"You look older than you are" LOL! Tony, you are the best :D

[@boxingmatch]

Probably the best strategy

[@rainie1012]

his humor is the best lol

[@KhloeBeal]

Let me explain he's not matching anyone. He's interviewing people and setting up their profile. The pictures are of the people he interviewed not of potential dates. Some of them may be gay but he didn't confirm or deny that for any of them

[@KhloeBeal]

And also Tony I adore you and your videos give me so many tingles you are my favorite asmr artist ! Much love

[@Bruce1983]

Nothing gets past you

[@KhloeBeal]

david2k6murphy lol i was saying that because people were fighting about it in the comments i was clarifying no need for the sarcastic comment sir

[@CraySockBroski]

I was too busy giving abstract funny answers and wondering who's pictures he was using to even think about anything these people are arguing about. I can't believe how many people go on channels just to say rude things

[@klouviere03]

His faces when he's showing the dates kills me😂😂😂

[@lxlighty]

Tony: what exactly are you looking for? Me: Josh dun

[@jessseadee1387]

SAME

[@fabih6007]

same xD

[@autumnhastings1486]

SAME

[@lxlighty]

Bluegad these lyrics aren't for everyone only few understand

[@bluegad8933]

damn it

[@diz.420]

There's something about this role play that I just fell in love with. This is probably my favorite role play because your humor is so intriguing and I feel like the pink background soothes me. Nice job, Tony! 😊👌🏻

[@sarahclava93]

Why so many dislikes for such a unique and relaxing video?!

[@HyperboreanElf]

cos he's p flamboyant

[@HealthyEraASMR]

probably because his make up wasn't really on fleek.

[@jamessimms570]

Cuz hes gay

[@jamessimms570]

thats why, tbh

[@Ty-op5xr]

+Brian Lloyd No, he's right. That's why there's so many dislikes.

[@jim_2570]

tell me more about yourself well I was in Yes I was I see let me speak yes and obviously you have brown hair no I have blonde- dark eyes no they're bl- and how tall are you? i'm ok that's quite tall I didn't even what is your weight just let me ok then

[@elrojo307]

LMFAO that's hilarious and so accurate

[@awesomedude6511]

That One Fox so true

[@arialauritzen]

That One Fox I laughed so hard to your comment. there's tears in my eyes

[@kraftegor]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

[@mentyboba8480]

@@awesomedude6511 same

[@sackofpeas2470]

Another good RP, with your personal flair on it. While not as extremely different from the common videos like ER or Heather Feather's RP's (though I know you have some like their's), it is just different enough to be kind of refreshing. Especially if your reactions have been getting a bit weaker from listening to too many videos/tracks. Keep up the good work man. On a side-note, the amount of insecure people that seem to find their ways to your videos are always quite entertaining.

[@ASMRer]

I'm my own person hun I don't need to be like anyone's videos ;-* I do my own thang on here

[@ikanari7253]

Tony Bomboni (ASMRer) you are a woman not a man i dont want to be mean but beleve me you are a woman

[@xXRubella666Xx]

Ahmed Iglesias No, dude, you're wrong. "I don't want to be mean" Ah, but you went ahead and did it anyway.

[@jhan1341]

Knowledgeabovetheory holy shit i think the second you commented that his computer monitor exploded into flames

[@WEWILLNVRREST]

Miccollo i wouldnt say ER is common

[@cyphersic_5629]

Tony: You have a nice set of eyes but I can't tell the color. Me: Could you stop sticking the frickin feather pen in my eyeballs please

[@RapunzelASMR]

why all the thumbs down

[@RapunzelASMR]

***** what idiots

[@lochandichabod3084]

Bc people are homophobic

[@AlberteTDK]

You seriously remind me of Robin Williams. Your nose, soft eyes and way of moving your mouth. It sounds weird but to me you're so identical!

[@Kismetvdex]

yes! this explains so much! :)

[@angeliquehoeberigs7056]

That's offensive

[@fruttojuli_blog]

+AlberteTDK nope ! Tony much more cute and prettier!

[@internetwarrior666]

+AlberteTDK Nooooooooo noooooo just no never again compare him to Robin Williams

[@ferrismolina4763]

+AlberteTDK Holy fucking shit, I've never noticed that before lol now I can never un-see it.

[@Crystallinesoup]

Theres alot of hate comments but this this honestly a cool and unique idea

[@mrsameliawitt]

This video makes me realize I’ve been watching Tony for 4-5 years wow👏🏻💛

[@miss865]

*basically just passes out from excitement*

[@Mocash404]

Coco. lol

[@ryanross9241]

7.16??? do they have to be single or taken?? explain this to me please. why would you want a partner that was taken??

[@socialmoron5503]

some people like a challenge

[@TheBhavnapal]

social moron lmao dude

[@noahveldhuis8602]

Ryan Ross bc they need milk

[@JesusChrist-vr7zr]

They could be polyamorous

[@smokesignaIs]

Ryan Ross love your profile picture and username

[@missbrat711]

Reading through theses comments makes me sad. So sorry people are hating on you Tony :( you are great thanks for the tingles.

[@Courtneylovesbooks]

***** right and how does that affect you at all? It doesn't. If he wants to wear make-up he can, he can dress how he wants it has nothing to do with you, it doesn't affect anyone so stop being so judgemental and have respect for other people rather than hating on their videos. don't like him? don't watch him.

[@JacobALibra]

The cat in your picture is ultra cute!!!

[@WillJonesASMR]

Fuck off Luke, if you have something rude to say, keep it to yourself. That's no reason to be bothered, that's like getting bothered by your name being luke.

[@missbrat711]

Ramajam Gameplay Thank you she is my baby..lol

[@elevatesounds7000]

***** boyyyy yo face look like something from a 1980 film

[@emmaadelina1340]

I wonder where he got these photos lmao

[@spookytallking]

Same I'm just like who are these people, probably friends of his or family members

[@RayenTheBuzzybee]

Emma Manriquez he probably just searched up stuff on Google like 'blonde haired brown eyed man' or something on Google

[@katiecraighan9788]

"obviously your a man". excuse me?

[@celiaflores6364]

😂😂😂😂

[@katiecraighan9788]

+luislopez224 ik but i cant be bothered and who gives a shit grammer nazi

[@katiecraighan9788]

luislopez224 cool

[@katiecraighan9788]

luislopez224 ok

[@Firesworth]

+luislopez224 or they don't care to comment any further

[@alexellem1405]

I love how your roleplays are different from others. You make it so more realistic, include brutal honestly and sarcasm. Makes it funny and enjoyable! Keep up the good work!

[@jeremykyle6092]

Were you violently assaulted with a make-up kit?

[@ASMRer]

No I just used a lot of blush

[@squishykitty12]

Tony Bomboni (ASMRer) I love you, dear. You make me smile. Keep it up, love.

[@mckaylamoney7593]

Don't be rude!

[@mommywithnokidsss]

Jeremy Kyle Oh sod off Jeremy. Haven't you got some bucktooth cheating doll-munchers to keep off drugs and stop from having more babies? Do your job.

[@johnklett4655]

This comment made my day 😂😂😂😂👏🏼

[@m4sherman26]

T:How tall are you? Me:One foot T:That's tall XD

[@paolitaisasmolbean7031]

Wolf Sans Backup Account im 4'10

[@m4sherman26]

Paolita Is A Smol Bean I'm kinda 4.6/4.7

[@91myeonnie10]

Wolf Sans Backup Account Well I'm just awkwardly sitting here like "I'm around 5'8 and 5'9 so I guess I'm a bit tall..."

[@lpscheetahpro.2934]

Wolf Sans Backup Account im 4.11

[@m4sherman26]

ALEXEI MALACHAI well,do be weird about it...

[@livelyasmr]

This is still one of my favorites ever!! :)

[@Cataclysimz]

There's so much sass and shade throwing going on here, the facial expressions are priceless... Love it! XD

[@coolkid-bg1dj]

when you're secretly into drag

[@rm-09]

waddup boi why are both of your usernames and profile pictures making me laugh so damn much?

[@magicunicorneatssouls]

Phandom! At the disco dude the phandom is everywhere now

[@blairayscue]

this comment has me weak

[@kanarinovak4024]

Your profile picture is so damn funny 😂

[@aggily]

"I don't expect people to give me their life story." I died

[@ikanhazw1n]

Guys, all of the people aren't gay, "Nicky" is presenting the people that "Adam" is questioning. That's not who's recommended for them, it *is* them.

[@_smallw0rlds]

I was one of the ones featured in this video and 8 years later I can't believe how spot on he was with the description of me 😅 such a great video! Still one of my faves ❤

[@jdubs7815]

How come u matched all gay people? Nothing wrong with being gay at all but nit one straight person? Lol

[@ASMRer]

Everyone is saying I matched all like that. What did I say to make it seem that way first of all? I never once said the gender the people were looking for I kept it completely neutral.

[@melaniereed4499]

@Tony: I am not sure why either. I'm sitting here thinking back on what you said & don't recall anything that would make it appear that way. Maybe I missed something? Even if you had made it that way, this would still be an awesome video! You definitely did have a creative burst with this one & I am hoping that how you closed the video out, means you are going to make this a "series" of sorts! :-)

[@melaniereed4499]

kangaroo432: The video clips of the people weren't potential dates/matches for the ones he interviewed. They were the video clips of said interviewed people, that the dating service would be showing to other people...hypothetically speaking of course. I do understand the confusion a bit however, because I didn't realize that initially...I thought it was as you said.

[@devitrasuga7601]

Melanie Reed i thought they were all gay matches from the first girl who is 5 11 and looking for someone 5 6. not many women want a man that's shorter than them :/

[@johncockram8883]

Tony Bomboni (ASMRer) You don't exactly have to be a rocket scientist to know that date #2 was gay

[@moshpitsandbongrips6998]

Tony: "what do you like do do on your spare time" me: "I bestow the heads of virgins and first born sons" Tony: "okay."

[@rainyrachael]

im 17..."okay, 35" light brown hair..."obviously you have dark hair" blue eyes..."dark eyes" 😂😂😂

[@bossbaby7068]

Ok

[@jonasio8334]

+TEEMZ rash b

[@VanessaKimme]

Okay the first lady. A 110 pounds in for a male?! God she might as well date a stick.

[@oscard9429]

Uh 110 lb is normal for women

[@CloverLovesTT]

She was looking for a woman, it was made pretty clear.

[@catherinejarvis4805]

I agree, 110 pounds for a 5ft6 woman would place her in the underweight spectrum.

[@daysanmacom2916]

Ma'am you're a liar, in your first comment u said u were and I quote "I'm a guy, and I'm 70 lbs" and if you were afraid of someone talking about your info then why would u put it out in the first place?

[@oscard9429]

***** If you aren't a "she" then 70 lbs for a man is UNHEALTHY!! Unless you are like 9 years old, i guess.

[@schmosie]

T:"how tall are you?" Me: "5"0" T:"that's quite tall!" Me:"excuse me"

[@Emma-gl3tv]

Tony:"oh you have too kids?!" Me:"not really but if you count my two cats as kids then yeah I do" 😂 love your videos

[@marychristina9296]

Bro, I'm 12, who u callin 35?

[@higaindane]

Mary Christina Sis, I'm 12, who you callin 102,340,947? (I'm assuming you're a "sis" because of your google+ name)

[@angelmagana4936]

I don't get it

[@Svk818]

+TheSmallLavaz you didn't get the joke did you

[@higaindane]

lallaal lalalaa Huh?

[@mememeet4140]

+Mary Christina 12???

[@sloz7225]

“how tall are you” “im a midget” “that’s quite tall”

[@moorebeautymua6362]

First of all I need to know where you got the feather pen. I am super extra at work and need this in my life!

[@JessPug]

Tony: how tall are you? Me: 5'1 Tony: that's tall! Me: did I miss something

[@Lovebirdd]

I didn't scroll down into the comments until I finished watching the video because I knew there would be a shit storm of stupidity. Are you people forgetting that this is an ASMR video? Enjoy the tingles and move on. If you don't like it, move on. Don't waste your time commenting on a video to bring someone else down. It's so simple.

[@peacockfamily9485]

I'm just imaging the one person who fits the description perfectly. I would be like... " NOPE. NOPE. * slams device down* NOPE." 😂

[@stephaniemartinez561]

This is so cute oh my goodness. Tony, you're always so creative and sassy in your videos, I love it!

[@Sagarian]

As soon as I saw the thumbnail of the video, I knew this one would be fun! I love your creativity, Tony! And I got tingles too, so perfect video.

[@selmabrt8942]

Tony: how old are you? me: 17 Tony: oh you're young ..you look older Me: yeah haha Tony: you have 2 kids Me :WTF?!

[@user-fx2zf5ny3q]

it was actually hard to fall asleep to this since i wanted to know what was gonna happen next😂😂😂 great vid as always tony:D

[@TarotReaderASMR]

Your creativity never ceases to amaze me Tony! I wonder who these people are... :)

[@littlegreenbowtie]

Tony: Obviously you have dark hair Me: No i'm blond- Tony: Dark eyes Me: They're actually bl- Tony: Alright, and how tall are you? Me: About four- Tony: That's quite tall Me: Are you even listening?! Tony: And what is your weight? Me: Somewhere around eightyfi- Tony: My my well i'm appalled Me: OH HELL NO

[@randytherockerrichards7658]

*i w a n t t o d a t e S h a k i r a*

[@alphamnky23]

I'm not the only one from elvis the alien finally

[@ikabarrtikabarrislamabraha7814]

When I first joined the ASMR community, this was the first Tony video I've ever seen. But the first ASMR period was the detention roleplay by rose

[@ilovsleeping]

tony: how tall are you? me: 5'1 tony: that's quite tall me: ¿¿¿¿

[@Lashtonafi]

17:28 his stomach growled😭😂😂

[@sarahlikesmusic7347]

Your riGHT OMG I'm gone I love him tho

[@almahaalmhndi340]

lol

[@melxnh3ad]

19:49 he whispers 'help me'

[@AbdollahALZ]

+melly wooz 😂😂😂😂💔💔💔💔💔😂😂😂💔💔💔

[@tallulah8050]

Made me laugh "quite tall, dark eyes dark hair, single, 35." I'm the complete opposite of that hahaha, love the video though!

[@Justapotato14]

What's the opposite of being 35?

[@Justapotato14]

We got a young one over here

[@santuraXD]

There

[@kyanicprince]

That's exactly me! Well, except the 35 part.

[@TheEzio145]

Dont know many 70 year olds on youtube, ur de first

[@laurenf.1153]

I loved the twink era of tony bomboni 😂❤

[@lauren4237]

This entire video had enough shade to make it nighttime loved it awesome job

[@skyemullens1058]

"You sure bout that?" Funniest thing I've ever heard him say tbh . 😂 Go Tony! 😂💘

[@mataco7073]

T: How Tall Are You Me: 5'6 T: Thats Quite Tall Me: ._.

[@stale_meme_boi6159]

Re found this classic and have been on it for a week, this is too good

[@shelbycollins9706]

How come most good guys are taken or gay?

[@jasonbanks6076]

bitch you ugly asf no"good guy" us gonna want you

[@kennynieves1293]

Savage

[@skaithawolfk5732]

+jason banks like you'd look any better 😒

[@RipVertigo]

jason banks that's very rude I'm triggered now

[@heymiiku]

jason banks And no "GOOD GIRL* Is gonna date you because your lonely. You're welcome

[@stupidtaurus6039]

Toni: "So tell me more about yourself!" Me: "Well, I don't like men with...too many muscles"

[@shadowskullgame380]

Tony:so your a girl Me:No I'm a guy Tony:Alright your dark haired Me:Bitch I'm blonde

[@elshots]

"how tall are you?" "4'11" "oh wow that's quite tall"

[@Uberchix02]

when he said at the very beginning of the video "tell more more about your self" I said: "well I found out my husband was cheating on me with my with my best friend and I can't have children" " I see you have dark hair" "is that all you can focus on right now?"

[@Uberchix02]

"OK how tall are you?" "Very tall, taller than a beanstalk" "well that's very tall indeed, and what do you weigh?" "Heavy" "I won't tell anyone" 'thanks"

[@Uberchix02]

+WhoStoleMyUsername? "who are you looking for, defintley single?" "I'm pretty sure I don't wasn't this turning out like my last relationship, DAM YOU MIRANDA!!!"

[@V桜-r4o]

AWESOMESAUCEEEE~

[@DairiusMusic]

How much do you weigh: 97 pounds.i know it's not polite to ask.NAHHHHH it's fine

[@MiKeWaRdSmElLsNiCe]

Eat something. Quickly.

[@DairiusMusic]

Why

[@_PinkiePie.]

Dairius Grantling Eat. Eat like your life depends on it.

[@DairiusMusic]

Why

[@lboatw.7886]

97 pounds is like the weight of a 10 year old....

[@jurj97]

1:28 did you just assume my gender? >:^[

[@sarahlikesmusic7347]

#DidYouMeanEveryTumblrUser

[@jeeperzzz1636]

IM A 747 PLANE LIKE WTF

[@gasper7689]

I'm a food processor. Not a blender. A food processor.

[@teeth5840]

Triggered

[@Jj-mc9rf]

is your gender dolphin or some shit like that?

[@lykosanubis]

What kind of relationship are you looking for? ...oh ok, we don't judge... XDDDDDDD LMFAO

[@ASindyMR]

Just went to your channel, to find your latest Sassy Tony video, because I love watching those and haven't yet watch the latest one you did, but then this popped up!! Super relaxing video and LOOOOVE the funky background color!

[@BethAlicexoxo]

“How old are you” “17” “Okay 35”😂

[@hiliospewilison8705]

I kinda wanna laugh when he turns into the Angel 😂 Not offence

[@nona7214]

+Hiliospe Wilison RIGHT

[@staceythuemmler4374]

same

[@azgaloree]

Lmaoo because he's gay

[@malcolmcombe4202]

Him: OK your a man Me: I'm a woman but OK I guess I could date boy Brain: but I can be a lesbian

[@OliverLivesey28]

8:53 hitlers wet dream

[@madlife-percussion2568]

I thought he didn't like homosexuals

[@elrojo307]

#LearnedYourselfALesson

[@ballisticgaming8696]

Oh fuck.

[@shadowball3r]

"Hope you find a match with that weight" lmao

[@byemmis]

Me: *punching number 8 repeatedly, though he's way to old and I'm not ready for marriage*

[@artfulluna5190]

tony: what exactly are you looking for? me: jane doe

[@Demiurge66]

Honestly I don't look at the comment section on here anymore, I just watch the video.

[@brandyyolidio4213]

Jesus 5 years went by already....I think they figured out how to take away hours in a day without us feeling it

[@brandyyolidio4213]

8 years today!! Time is flying folks, enjoy life & treat yourself well!!

[@graciehorror3202]

Him:hey what's your hair color Me:brown with some blo Him:ok so brown *moves on to the next question*

[@soleg1567]

THE THUMBNAIL SHOULD BE A FUCKING MEME I LOVE IT

[@itsSOAPY]

bitch i aint 35 LMAO

[@ytukemelees.3061]

COMMENTS -70%: him: age? Me : 13 Him:36 Me: :,( -28%: HE IS GAY AND WHAT BITCH DJJUSHDTDYDYGS -1% : O M G HE IS GAYYYYYY HE WEARS MAKE UPPP OIKFIDKDKDJD -1%: another random shit Thank you for your attention

[@MrKrabs-ox1zj]

Y tu ke me Lees. k

[@deathnote4124]

Oh yeah Mr. Krabs.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[@anonymoususer564]

I love how the first girl was so offended when asked her weight but was very specific about the weight she wanted her date to be..

[@jasminelynam8338]

Tony we need an updated version of this!!

[@jasminelynam8338]

Tony I have came back again! A year later! Still need an update please!!