Dave Bautista and Kumail Nanjiani Take a Lie Detector Test | Vanity Fair

Dave Bautista and Kumail Nanjiani take a lie detector test. Is Dave from Washington? How many tattoos does he have? How many dogs does he own? When did Kumail move to the US? How did he win his wife's love? What is his opinion on Judd Apatow? Find out all that and more in this video. STUBER is in theaters everywhere July 12.
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[@pmpk-gy4cu]

How cute is Dave Bautista talking about his lunch boxes? He turns into a little kid!

[@JakeTakesTheCakes]

Big tough dudes with cute little hobbies/collections is one of my favorite combinations.

[@MrHeroicDemon]

Reminds me of the episode of "Friends" when Phoebe has to choose between two guys, one is sensitive and the other is rough, and then she picks the sensitive guy, goes to break up with the rough guy but he has a diary and is secretly sensitive. But the sensitive guy is secretly buff/rough. Such a contrast does exist, and that's why you always dig deeper in people before judging :D

[@LegionIvory]

Right? It was so adorable.

[@xLatinAssazzin]

It funny he hates trump

[@Alic4444]

@@xLatinAssazzin Join the club!

[@billionairemaker]

Two guys complimenting each other for 20 minutes straight. This was great!

[@rafthethinker4948]

I know! They're both so cool

[@josehuerta4429]

666

[@theonlytruth9453]

its like some humanity taking place somehow in the zoo

[@Secret_Troilus]

Dave has such a beautiful speaking voice. Love listening to him

[@rafthethinker4948]

Ikr! I don't watch wrestling so i wasn't too familiar with him but he should do audio books, so soothing

[@thatt-shirtguy9669]

ASMR

[@ReshonGodfrey]

@@rafthethinker4948 IKR He should totally do em! It would be a hit

[@imty8774]

Him and morgan freeman should collab.

[@Shade5hift]

He has such a beautiful heart though ^^

[@diemanner7164]

Imagine if everyone talked to eachother like this. The world would be such a great place to be.

[@OldSchoolDudeGaming]

Well it starts with you. No need to "imagine" if you simple do it.

[@juliestewart1005]

@@OldSchoolDudeGaming Maybe he does, but he can't control how other people speak to him or to each other...

[@DoctorFurioso]

@@juliestewart1005 Also @OSD telling a stranger what to do is kind of going against the spirit of philia and respect, my dude.

[@EzraaaDave]

not really. the world wouldn't be balanced

[@diemanner7164]

@@EzraaaDave Balanced?

[@yep9210]

Dave before the test - Calm and collected, Kumail before the test - " I didn't do it '

[@naumanalishahid4504]

Never in my wildest dreams I thought I'll hear dave bautista say 'meray tattay chooso'

[@burningknight7]

yup dude XD

[@kamranaslam5115]

HAHAHAHA SAME XD

[@deltaop1reload]

Bande ka talafuz bhi chikna tha. I couldn't believe it...

[@Falcon_Verse]

Hahaha...man i was shocked...

[@ayanrehman8693]

Wo bhi itnay tameez sey bc jese koi legitimate request kar raha h

[@abhishetty2637]

Kumail has been getting fit by being in proximity to Batista

[@sciencecubicle]

wtf that's what I said

[@soumyadey7387]

@@kjr5034 do u even know that increasing the mass will increase the force even more? For Keanu's sake dude go to school.

[@soumyadey7387]

@@kjr5034 yeah. Wait what

[@rafthethinker4948]

This joke turned into a physics class lol

[@soumyadey7387]

@@rafthethinker4948 yeah but no .... wait

[@likeaprotutorials5150]

Kumail: “Would I be a good addition to the MCU?” Dave: “Yes” Dave pulled some strings. Change my mind.

[@DoopaVII]

But who would he be?

[@enginesandidiots4204]

@@DoopaVII he already has a role dude 😂

[@DoopaVII]

But who is he?

[@LeroyzkiSmithsonian]

Doopa Kumail is in The Eternals

[@DoopaVII]

@@LeroyzkiSmithsonian never heard of it.

[@TA-vc4cw]

These guy were masculine yet emotionally intelligent... I guess this is what the inverse of toxic masculinity would be.

[@TookyClothespin.]

T A - Here here! They both seem like great guys. Kumail is definitely one of the best stand up comedians (& actors) around right now.

[@yourMom-ic4wr]

😂 “toxic masculinity”😂😂😂lmao

[@yanoshgloxinia]

mhm izme *whispers* yasss

[@omidhassani4988]

Izaan ur rehman toxic humanity

[@justsomeguywithoutamustach7402]

@mhm izme dont reply to him, his nickname says it all.

[@markellhawthorne2921]

After watching this, it's impossible to not like Bautista.

[@rodrigolopes2565]

Markell Hawthorne He cheated on his Ex-Wife when she had Cancer. Try to start with that. I’ve lost all respect for him as a person when i learned that. I used to idolize the character he portrayed but despise the person behind it.

[@markellhawthorne2921]

@@rodrigolopes2565 When did that happen?

[@rodrigolopes2565]

Markell Hawthorne 2005-ish i believe, they were married with 3 kids, i believe he got married last year and his new Wife left him and he came out and said he was “Heartbroken” Karma has its ways, such is life. Can’t say i felt sorry for him.

[@justinbeams9446]

@@markellhawthorne2921 Can I just say that I like that your profile pic is Agent 47? I like that a lot. You must really like the Hitman games. I do too.

[@OwenPenner]

@@rodrigolopes2565 What if she didn't have cancer?

[@peterdmoses]

You guys need to watch Kumail’s interview on Jimmy Kimmel about Dave it makes this much more funny. 😂😂😂😂

[@nonim4138]

😂😂😂Thanks buddy

[@omegaman5663]

Lmao, it's like he can do no wrong....

[@JA-ev7om]

Good call bud 😂

[@jordanj.5681]

They have better chemistry than The Rock and Kevin Hart. More genuine.

[@hermensonsantana3090]

Jordan J nah I’d say it’s equal,it’s the the personality and energy that both sides dish out that might be giving you this impression but honestly I would say their relationship are on par

[@lorensolomon1419]

They are sweeter and nice. The Rock and Kevin pick at one another. They are all still great friends

[@landonmiles97]

Disagree. It’s the same chemistry just manifested in a different way. These guys compliment, the Rock and Kevin insult. Sort of like a big brother dynamic.

[@DeadSilence-pt2hr]

Jordan J. I literally just got done commenting something similar to what you said... You beat me to it.

[@vampirethespiderbatgod9740]

@@lorensolomon1419 they pick at one another which is why they are best buds.

[@WTFjasmine]

Batista is just a big ol' teddy bear! what a sweet heart. And he speaks so eloquently. Great guy.

[@johnavernia1026]

Kumail looked kinda overwhelmed when Dave told him, how he felt when they first met.

[@penultimatum]

Holland and Gyllenhaal, Matarazzo and Keery, and now Nanjiani and Bautista. There's been a lot of genuine love in the press tours recently, and long may it continue.

[@lakedean621]

Joe keery never did this gaten did it by himself

[@sakshistfu]

You forgot Stan and Mackie

[@austinpinilla7409]

the bromance level is at a peak and it's super nice too

[@ReelDreamer]

Honestly, if Stuber isn’t a romcom between these two, I don’t want it!

[@GiovanaSimmer]

It's a great, funny movie, with lots of emotion too. Worth the ticket for sure!

[@Omarheimer]

“I’ll do you one better, WHY IS GAMORA?” ~ Dave Batista

[@samuelmorales2136]

c r i n g e

[@diemanner7164]

@@samuelmorales2136 Not so much.

[@narlowmania1688]

I love how healthy and respectful their Bromance is! So cute! Their eyes are so sparkly talking to each other. It's so nice to watch men NOT being competitive agressive litle boys for a change! And complimenting one another the whole time! I love this match of friends...

[@jamwithaliesh2221]

I didn't think i'd come to liking this much Dave Batista.. these 2 men.. are just adorable..haha and hilarious..

[@AZanlungo]

Same.

[@LuisHuangSF]

This is not fair, 2 of the nicest sweetest people in the world taking lie detector tests is basically Kumail and Dave having a pleasant conversation with each other.

[@MariahBunni]

When Dave said Kamail seemed like a “warm person” during their first meet, I cried a little. Dave is so nice :(

[@babeygirl108]

They where just being kind and sweet.

[@DanielDaAwesome77]

Dave just buried most of the WWE roster. LOL

[@katerinapapadopoulou6277]

Was he wrong, though?

[@madmanfitness158]

katerina papadopoulou no

[@c0n0ruw1ls0n]

hahahahah heard him say that and came straight down to the comments

[@druidGAMER]

what did he say?

[@truediva18]

@@druidGAMER he said that his costar could take on anyone on the WWE current roster.

[@misstery25]

You know, Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhaal's friendship consists of them ragging on each other relentlessly. Kumail and Dave's friendship is just them being supportive, nurturing and full of compliments. I like it all.

[@msty_wtrs]

The most anti-toxic thing I've ever seen was when they were encouraging eachothers emotional intelligence, so wonderful

[@basharkhalil4574]

Every kid that was born in the 90s and 2000s knows and once in his life loved bautista !!!

[@arttyboy16]

i used to bautista bomb my younger brother on the couch during commercial breaks all the time on Monday nights.

[@GiovanaSimmer]

Well, born in the 90s and 2000s in the US. WWE is not very popular in most other countries. Now he's universally known , I'm pretty sure. ;-)

[@mishtokhan4902]

@@GiovanaSimmer WWE was very popular worldwide even before the days of internet....even people in rural areas of countries like Pakistan used to watch wrestling in as early as 2005......names like John Cena , Batista , undertaker are also known by people world-wide who don't watch wrestling at all.....

[@uzi6497]

Giovana Samara its pretty popular

[@hermensonsantana3090]

Giovana Samara you could not be more wrong

[@danica6366]

These questions don't even warrant a lie detector

[@sabbyali3212]

It's just for fun my dude

[@Figs3]

None of them do. But it's for fun. It's not that difficult to enjoy things without having to nitpick everything.

[@danica6366]

the whole schtick of this video is them needing to have a lie detector test in order to get the answer to some very risky questions. it's in the title for a reason. noticed how the actors didn't even ask the lie detector operator more than twice this whole video? 'cause they didn't need to.

[@Figs3]

@@danica6366 that's completely false. The point of this video is to promote their movie. They are just doing it in the form of a playful game

[@anonym58063]

"Have you stuffed your speedo" sounds like a question that does warrant a lie detector

[@thawoo2845]

Kumail: Would I be a good addition to the MCU? Batista: Yes He really was telling the truth 😂

[@MrGMovieReviews]

"Is your name Dave Bautista?" Dave Bautista-"No."

[@cristinac5434]

the way kumail already knew he was in the mcu here 🤚

[@S1CKTR1CKY]

"We talked about this!" Cutest moment ever lol

[@henrytm188]

8:03 Kumail looks like he wants to cry after Dave said that nice thing about him

[@coolguyhino92]

''What's your favorite one?" ''There's uhh 9..a 1967..Green Hornet Lunchbox...'' "ok. Why is that your favorite?'' *sheepishly* ''...cuz it has Bruce Li on it....'' ''omg you're the most adorable........''

[@Jcobra007]

Dave’s inner kindness and soft demeanors are encased and protected by his massive indestructible Castle exterior!

[@redhare57]

Kumail IS now in the MCU. Looking forward to seeing him in Eternals

[@spoonface9698]

THIS is how you break down macho man stereotypes. Straight men can show love and affection and be open about it and not feel shamed! Love THEM and love THIS so much!!!! ♥️♥️♥️

[@aaaannakarina]

I never thought Dave Bautista was this sweet for real 😫😂😂😂. I thought he was so mean in WWE😂😂😂

[@Splitbrains]

this is how he banged most of the WWE divas

[@onlinehacks3144]

Exactly the I have thought about him until I watched his interviews

[@mishtokhan4902]

He was playing as heel is WWE so obviously he had to portray himself as mean....while in real life he is the guy who is praised by every WWE superstarfor his humbleness....he is very selfless guy unlike some top WWE stars....for example he even didn't mind giving consecutive wins to guys like Cena, Bryan and shield..

[@lewisconnor9613]

mishto khan Actually he had a period of time when he was quite egotistical when he was first blowing up in the WWE. That’s why he and Booker T ended up have a real fight backstage.

[@tovolume]

@@lewisconnor9613 That was before but now, both Dave Batista and Booker T are cool with each other now, last year Booker said that if he sees Batista again, he would welcome him with a hug and also said that he respects Batista as a man. Did you also see Booker's interview with Batista days before the Wrestlemania 30 event? They were both laughing and smiling

[@Grimwolf]

The funny part is watching these behind the scenes with Dave Bautista and realizing that he is VERY lovable and almost even nerd-like. I have a whole new respect for the big guy! He would be so much fun to hang out with.

[@ThePeanutGiant]

Holy crap, had no idea Dave Batuista was this giant lovable dude. Guess I never thought of him as more than a wrestler unfortunately. Edit: Bautista

[@romboloyo]

11:32 D-"Do you think we would've been friends" K-"I'd like to think so" D-"Me too" Lie detector operator: awws internally 🤓

[@sharonrodriguez5422]

That shirt makes Kumail look like a legit criminal taking a lie detector test hahaha

[@TheGhostFLA]

Dude.. this interview made me love both of these guys so much more. They are so kind to each other.

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

He looks so small compared to Dave It’s kinda hilarious

[@nunchucktaylor3488]

To be fair John Goodman looks small next to Bautista.

[@JC-ln6on]

There are buildings that look small next to Bautista.

[@pmaster1173]

Kumail is like 4/5 inches taller than average Pakistani people. So he's big for his race.

[@nunchucktaylor3488]

P Master Bautista is half Filipino so he’s like a foot taller than his people. The other half is Greek and they’re not really known for their height either.

[@CJ-gy8ie]

@@pmaster1173 Do you mean 4 to 5 inches? Or are you saying that being four fifths of an inch taller is considered big for the race? I'm assuming you mean 4 to 5 inches. In which case, you're very wrong. The average Pakistani man is not 5'3"

[@IamBanoori]

Kumail & Dave: "MERE TATTAY CHOOSO" Me: *dies in desi*

[@abdullahmohammad6803]

IamBanoori 😂😂 Pakistan mein konsi province ke ho

[@arijeetdasgupta9818]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@hamzadastgir1]

Faisalabadi

[@elreydelmundo1343]

"I'm a very polite person" ...and extraordinarily humble as well

[@Kellythelegend]

How is kumail so kind and so soothing his voice is just like the same tone at all times lol 😂

[@Toto7788]

Would you let me cheat off your test ? Yes You would ? Yea *I love you dude*

[@alemorales4905]

these two are freaking adorable together. Like they met and became friends and now they are good good friends. I like them :)

[@Talmeez92]

Next big bromance after The Rock and Kevin hart!!

[@9474sammus]

Comedians and wrestlers are a great combo apparently

[@Talmeez92]

@@9474sammus Yes sir. And these wrestlers are amazing people at heart. Look at Cena, the rock and now this guy. Prime examples.

[@Purge-_-Gaming]

@@Talmeez92 yes but the difference is that Dwayne Johnson is both a comedian and a wrestler

[@johnperry708]

Talmeez Ur Rehman Ansari they are more natural

[@Talmeez92]

@@Purge-_-Gaming True that!

[@ArvinB_]

Such a wholesome friendship, very exciting to think we may see them together in the mcu.

[@elementalgreen]

"Would he be a good addition to the MCU?" Well hes in it now

[@geekyambi8774]

Bautista Nanjiani bromance!!! so beautiful

[@WarlordX7]

this is really confusing. Bautista is really gentle. its weird. i cant explain it but this is a weird feeling. why is he so nice and calm? didnt expect him to be like this. love the guy. awesome.

[@donicifra4395]

Kumail has the perfect morning voice and Dave has the perfect night time voice.

[@shahhzayb]

Dave Bautista saying mere tattay chooso is the best thing in this video @12:43

[@wilberforce95]

"I'm a very polite person...I'm very gorilla-esque..." I too am extraordinarily humble

[@sarfarazsayed8746]

There’s Definitely bromance between them .. oozing friendship is quite visible...

[@spoonface9698]

These two are some of the most genuine, kind hearted men in the business. I love this more than I can put into words! 🇵🇭🇬🇷🇵🇰🇺🇸😍😍

[@tabithathewholistic]

I had no idea David was so adorable!! Big and sweet and humble 😍😍😍😍And he has a very soothing voice 🤗

[@cesartrujillo4190]

My god they are both such good people. How can you not love them. I’d love to hang out with both of them. So much great energy.

[@rabbitvonblum9735]

Dave and Kumail being best friends is kind of the best thing ever. It makes me all warm inside.

[@Ifinger151]

He said he doesn’t remember the actor and the needles didn’t budge. Then later said he lied and does remember.. that’s why this should not be used in the court of law or in any situation to induce a conviction or even a fact.

[@matthewgoldstein2140]

IllCerberusllI maybe he didn’t remember in the moment, but it came to him later

[@kloggmonkey]

it should never ever be the only source of evidence in court. i mean it seems to me as if it's responding to someone's reaction to a question, and that could mean a whole lot of different things depending on countless factors.

[@ZeryArtzTM]

What if I'm constantly nervous cuz I'm always nervous and do this test will I fail at every question then?

[@Squeeeeps]

JUST REALIZED DAVE HAS A NOSE PIERCING. I LOVE IT

[@cu7695]

Dave should host a podcast. I would listen to it

[@ningnungjakoinao2182]

David Bautista is such a soft hearted person OMG I love him😍

[@marherhernguez6397]

I’ve been seeing so many videos with these two together and it melts my heart every time! They have the cutest and genuine relationship of male friendship ; they just sit there and compliment each other and Kumail’s always so funny over what a huge softie Dave is ♥️ i hope they continue their friendship for years and years to come because this is truly sacred 🌹

[@sweiland75]

Dave was good in Blade Runner 2049

[@wilberforce95]

I always think about how tiny his glasses seemed on his face.

[@harterton]

YES!

[@thomaschristopherwhite9043]

He was even more incredible in the Blade Runner 2049 short.

[@joeskienz]

One of my favourite parts of that film was Dave's section. Great acting!

[@sakura062993]

Why didn't they ask Kumail if he was actually conscious and aware when he tried to murder his aunt back in Singapore? #giveusthetruth

[@KCATWIL]

I was thinking the same thing!

[@MOTat18]

@@KCATWIL Is that true??

[@spearscribs]

@@MOTat18 kzbin.info/www/bejne/rJiaopWmlLB8maM

[@davidmackie5850]

What??

[@literallyme12]

Strangulation pretty standard

[@DudeFarooqi]

"Meray tattay chooso"😂😂😂😂

[@uosdwiSrdewoH]

Dave Bautista is the definition of a gentle giant.

[@HappySlayer81]

I want a friend like Dave, a friend who builds me up constantly. What a sweet, sweet man.

[@thiagoteixeira6537]

Bautista goes way against type, he's so adorable such a sweetheart ! I loved when he kissed Vin's picture !

[@esgee3829]

the best way to end the interview would have been dave asking the interviewer if he was trained at reading lie detectors and he said, 'no'

[@the0master200]

They are so kind to each other. It is truly amazing to see.

[@evezyboy]

4:55 Bautista throwing shade at the new WWE roster was priceless haha

[@trtlelola]

I love how Kumail’s voice went an octave higher when he asked what Bautista’s first impression of him was😂😂😂😂

[@Bkazi123]

It was almost the end of Batista's interrogation when I noticed he had a nose ring. The ring just looks so small.

[@muhammadwaqasbaig5996]

Good to see you guys as genuine friends getting along...hope to see you coming up with more collaborative movies...and YES kumail I would love to see you in MCU along with Dev ;-)

[@kotieerwee2593]

I love how they try and build each other up the whole time. Very positive interaction and very uplifting to watch.

[@AM0025]

So. Drax taking a lie detector test along with an Eternal.

[@khuelor]

Drax and Dinesh for tag team champions

[@Switzclips]

More realistic drax and prismo

[@josiahklein70]

@@Switzclips I didn't make that connection until just now! Wow!

[@klarastern5597]

this was so pleasant and nice... I really hope to see more of this.. in general... VERY GOOD role models for how to talk to each other and treat each other... I want to see more of this!

[@Blitznstitch2]

Dave is my favorite comedic relief in guardian of the Galaxy. He really made the movie so funny. And he has a nose ring...

[@MCWheelEasy]

Now THIS IS THE CONTENT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR

[@andyh6849]

" would i be a good addition to the mcu" sneaky Kumail... sneaky!

[@petirgarda1005]

I enjoyed this video, i enjoyed their dynamics. They are just wholesome. Thank you Vanity Fair for inviting them.

[@Gy23Ro]

The most wholesome lie detector video yet.

[@Badonky11]

With childish wonderment"...because it has Bruce Lee on it." What a sweetheart!😊

[@WhisperingWinds0]

how can a shirt fit moderately well on dave? that dud is ripped af

[@superdougman1984]

By far, these 2 have become my favorite actors. they are just so down to earth.

[@scatzercoman]

It's surprising to see Batista being so kind but also smart and calm. It's great that he's getting more successful every year because he's actually a very good actor!

[@kikic4899]

I'm so excited, I absolutely love Kumail (just everything he says is so hilarious, he always makes me happy) and Batista is just the best. I love these videos, they're so much fun

[@kvoltti]

That these two have become friends delights me to no end

[@daniyalpartovi2334]

Batista is simply delightful. I could see myself hang out with him on any occasion.

[@michaelhall7806]

Even the lie detector operator was smiling at their bromance and friendship. It's so wholesome.

[@ryancarr6214]

LOVE hearing David speak.

[@JakeTakesTheCakes]

Dave Bautista is such a cute teddy bear. I hope he gets more serious roles because he's a genuinely really good actor but he always gets cast as the muscley goon.

[@amandasnider2644]

Watching this I thought he'd make a great Santa for a kids charity, does that count?

[@sarahshae1543]

This is the duo my heart didn’t know it needed but now that I have it I’ll never forget

[@gelliworldlee481]

Dave is so sweet ❤️ and you can see their bond. such a wholesome video