Dave Courtney - Gangsters & Guns - intro Yvette Rowland

Dave Courtney & Seymour tell Liam Galvin about the trouble they got into in Tenerife with Gangsters & guns. Intro Yvette Rowland - footage supplied by Liam Galvin & Yvette Rowland at www.unlicensedboxing.com

[@HA-qm7oh]

RIP Dave Courtney London Legend

[@ianmacdougall1320]

It's character building you can enjoy the company of good men when you know they have your back, when you don't know time to leave it's a beautiful story. Great humour

[@skipone1492]

a good criminal keeps his secrets till death

[@longhotsummer7307]

This isn't a secret. It was all over national news.

[@jasonantigua6825]

@@longhotsummer7307 What is helmet cheese?

[@stewartwardle9486]

@@jasonantigua6825 😂😂😂😂

[@savag3jok3r81]

It happened the way he said i was there having a beer with a 6ft leprechaun and a french unicorn, i dont lie. Im english 😊

[@gregod806]

😂

[@sharronbixby3842]

made me cry with laughter it must have been harsh at the time but love how they see the funny side had me giggling and seymour your so right if you have one true friend you are so blessed agree with ya m8

[@dmode2793]

Very amusing. Thanks for upload.

[@JimmytoBj]

Love it glad it all worked out 👍

[@bderek136]

I think Dave does not take life too seriously, he has his haters but so does many gangsters. I read his book "stop the ride i want to get off" it is a real funny book. I recon Dave is the funniest gangster.

[@paulinepickering8151]

Great clip Seymour.....please blow your nose next time RIP Dave Courtney You will always live on ❤

[@allybally0021]

Tenerife Tourist Board have this on their website.

[@TheNeverposts]

I can't tell whether that's hilarious or depressing

[@solidcake3401]

You wanna be them

[@kinglouis6974]

Tenerife is well known for being dodgy as fcuk

[@Thevoiceofreason84]

King Louis 69 nah only Veronica strip

[@cindywebster8167]

For God's sake I'm in pissfits of laughter. Dave is hilarious telling thier story! Just superb!!

[@ccfc6523]

Can’t wait to book a holiday to Tenerife

[@georgecameroon3588]

Say what you want about dave Courtney,he's fckn funny.

[@adamx1748]

very funny story...enjoyed it

[@neintoten6155]

These two are obviously a couple.....

[@sean3691]

Loved that story.

[@angelamasson4765]

This is just so funny Dave yr a brilliant story teller I really enjoyed watching it xx

[@jasonantigua6825]

How much for a shaft shuffle?

[@shaneferris6742]

"He's stood beside me since l had a fringe". 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@gregod806]

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. 😂

[@commonlawfella]

What’s he making up bruv????

[@User_TheBairns]

Omg Dave Courtney was this 1-14th July 2000 My mate stood in your toes by accident, seen a huge fight on the steps Bobbys. Garda flooded the place think We met up in sound of Cream. You had a blood in your heed. So that was defo you. Have to show my pal this he was aff on 1 raving away lolz then that all happened I played peacemaker.

[@JohnCena-mp7ue]

Absolute legend the greatest and hardest gangster that this country has ever produced

[@jimmyireland6473]

Proper carrot 🥕

[@tropicalpalmtree]

😆😆😆

[@angusseletto1511]

Total shite.....there's many who would argue differently and they'd be right

[@dosser5626]

Obvious troll

[@Simon-50gtf]

A Helmet of mahooosive proportions.

[@judymcgaugh6480]

Great story, they need to take their show on the road, funny guys.....

[@jasonantigua6825]

Totally agree

[@pandapirate2468]

Dave Courtney sounds like Zippy from Rainbow 🌈

[@darrenrock2132]

Ohh no Geoffrey

[@jamesfillingham8667]

That is a mad story. Dave courtney is hilarious

[@swimdeep189]

dancinghippy,make you absolutely right These guys have led a life and things happen in their world that would terrify our commentators below.Also the thing about DC and Seymour is they are not afraid of telling you they were afraid, its how you deal with it from then on which decides the outcome.

[@longhotsummer7307]

Nice one, Dave.

[@johnjones4572]

I've actually watched this a few times now. Such a funny story!!! The Courtney war cry ' RUN AWAY, HOOoooo' 😂😂😂😂

[@andybaker8956]

Good mates always back up each other’s bullshit stories

[@jasonantigua6825]

Your mate always backs you up then!!!

[@charliebowen5071]

What is bullshit??? The public record shows seymours detention in Tenerife at the time in question.... you are one of those people who knows fuck all and thinks they are clever..... complete wanker

[@butlincat1507]

@@charliebowen5071 he's jealous and led a sheltered life. Plonker.

[@Leadfoot_P71]

Great story! Loved it!

[@john4365]

Not a man to cross runs London crime families and writes funny books - unusual mix comedian and Londons guvnor! Superb!

[@trebor9711]

Your a funny guy Dave, good luck to ya mate

[@timwright4263]

I was working a night shift at a care home a few weeks ago. After I'd put the old people to bed I was asked to sit outside their bedrooms for the night. I wandered over to a bookshelf and spotted Dave's autobiography 'Stop The Ride, I Want To Get Off.' I picked it up and read it. What a revelation. Here's a fella who knows exactly who he is and remains 100% true. Respect!

[@neilwilliams8741]

read it lmao great humour

[@siy8230]

How long did your dbs check take? I had one take 6 months!!! So I lost that job. Just waiting for another check now. Piss take

[@timwright4263]

simon Young I accepted the job working nights while waiting for a dbs to come through on another offer. I agree, it is a piss take. My advice is to find out who is conducting each dbs that is undertaken, and pester them until you get satisfaction.

[@MegaBspark]

***** police imformant? maybe, but in what world, are you in the same world as dave? a complete bullshitter who has made a living out of pretending he was a gangster, so your fake also? English channel??? lmfao.

[@MegaBspark]

wouldnt surprise me if she did seeing as my dads black, probably your dad too.

[@killahurtzMP]

Great story lads - funny!!

[@hazzaboy1998]

How embarrassing is this

[@davedalton5302]

+Harry Peck very

[@jasonantigua6825]

Not at all!

[@jasonantigua6825]

Why don't these guys make a film ! Fucking great story by two top blokes !!!

[@3pintsofgravy757]

init fuck off jason you rent boy

[@politicalphilosophy-thegre3894]

He should know, he's been in one.

[@jasonantigua6825]

3 Pints Of Gravy You talking to me boy?

[@johnansell7190]

These two are actually very funny

[@danimalheisman3996]

Funny queer not ha ha

[@Jimmy-Feena]

Quite agree John.

[@JesusChristisfake]

John Ansell to anyone with less than 2 brain cells.

[@TG-oo9se]

Hello Whywette. Lol. Top work. I met dave in Lucky Luton 3weeks ago outside the shop. Real talk. I asked him about Wolfy. Yvette darlin tell him tommy said Ello....i was in jail the Mount prison with Wolfy 30 years ago... Tommy gunnz lucky 🍀 Luton. SEYMOUR BLESSEDSTARRRR! 🔥

[@coffeeblack6138]

I remember when I had my first beer 🍺

[@youtubefan2132]

Come on dave tell the truth you dreamt it didn't u

[@504_Little_Puppet_]

@3:20 'my Seymour' 🤭 which one pitching and which one catching?

[@RSR423]

And that folks is the REAL Dave Courtney. Nothing but a shit house when real gangsters come to town.

[@adriantowe278]

This is my favourite story rip dave

[@burdenonsociety1968]

I fucking love that Muriel he had painted on the side of his castle.... I mean council house. Sir Dave Courtney on his mighty steed ready to save all the damsels in distress

[@jowells6096]

Love Seymour ... not seen him in years x

[@BUFROG]

I bet this never even happened and if it did it probably happened very differently from how he tells it

[@johnwilber333]

Brilliant funny story.

[@seanmwh]

That was hilarious 😂and it did happen because, I see a programme about Tenerife years ago and Joe of Bobbys bar said that happened gunshots on the stairs of his bar at Courtney.

[@mrsun1119]

like to go and see his home at the back the legends the old school guys photo

[@derekmullings1507]

The Palmer that Courtney mentioned. Is it timeshare Palmer who was shot at home in Essex?

[@Emsie76]

Yes. Palmer ran this island for yrs…

[@sirrichardthethird3644]

I'm just here for the comments 😂

[@Calm_Tranquillity]

Great holiday

[@theduke8362]

Best knock knock joke I’ve ever heard

[@ThunderChunky101]

That's fucking brilliant!

[@justliam2768]

Can't beat the British sense of humour. Can never make my mind up about Courtney, but there's no denying he's a funny fucker!

[@samuelwestall3]

Enough Is Enough. FREE CHARLIE BRONSON!

[@jimmyireland6473]

Pack of ol fannies ffs 🤔

[@jaapseiye2246]

jackanory

[@litmediauk2141]

Rest In Peace Dave 🙏🏼🤞🏼

[@ghostz2802]

He reminds me of Charlie from the getaway

[@johncarroll772]

Dave Courtney is without a shadow of doubt the greatest and hardest gangster that the UK has ever produced, he is my idol

[@stuartleggat7176]

I reckon the guy who went into a coma and died didn't mention Dave's name before going into a coma...he would be in it as his beating ended...it would have been some of the staff in the bar who assumed the guy's attackers were with Courtney and made it up...

[@longshlongsilver293]

Grown men talking about fighting like a pair of teenagers. Absolutely pathetic.

[@christophirelad9636]

Don't hate because they can do what u cant

[@zandermaranzano9241]

A west ham fan calling other people "absolutely" pathetic? There's an irony there.

[@Tom-uv7ry]

He man in a gimp mask divvy 😂

[@longshlongsilver293]

@@Tom-uv7ry scouse rat

[@steve.s6741]

Does anyone know what year this took place...

[@Emsie76]

2000. July I believe. Everyone heard about it.

[@jamesjones5880]

Now get it on

[@benwish8588]

That is one fucking funny story. Good story aswel!! I must say I was laughing out loud at that !

[@alereatoalereato6936]

DC say says he ain't a grass !!! he offered up two names at the start, of this video !!!! JUST SAYING !!!

[@JohnSmith-su3ze]

Shut up you mug

[@504_Little_Puppet_]

Alereato Alereato 😂😂😂😂😂 that was fkn hilarious!!! And SPOT ONNNN. That dude told on more ppl than Sammy the bull 😂

[@JohnSmith-su3ze]

@@504_Little_Puppet_ You two are getting on my nerves I want to give you both a good slap

[@andyreid6999]

the haters they jump on bandwagon never mate Dave makes me laugh

[@diehard21000]

Walt

[@Evolutionaryfreed]

I watched a few videos of Dave some I’ve seen before and some I haven’t like this one. I am not liking the negative comments about him, ffs he’s dead and can’t reply so I hope you feel like a big man now he can’t retaliate. If you don’t like him just don’t bother watching the vids and remember his kids will most likely be reading the comments. Have some respect. never say anything online that you are not prepared to say to someone’s face. Respect is a dying art unfortunately in this day and age .

[@alqawi3874]

FairPlay I say. Lol. Madness. Reminds me off me back in day tbh 😉

[@grayk7278]

GANG BANGERS FROM FUCKIN CORNWALL.?

[@wayneholmes2623]

gray k lol

[@PiperTMTotalWar]

Dave have you and Gaffer made up yet?

[@mister_M.]

Enter raj

[@darrenfry4695]

Good bloke Seymour

[@andybliss5965]

Palmer was a proper gangster. And look what happened to him

[@user-nd5jc8xv8v]

here listen we like you both ok hi n bye

[@nosebuzz007]

look what ever you may think about Dave, this a very funny story

[@susancox6565]

nosebuzz007 Do nothing say nothing Courtney

[@freeekorunique2818]

hi yvette x

[@Mrtuson1]

Sod that ,glad I wasn't there 😂

[@jigwell7777]

fake again???

[@niklarox5406]

He's plating arss again

[@Crimetvuk]

People don’t realise how dangerous Tenerife is.

[@Tito-en5nv]

Mad mad gaff. I reigned it in after my first night down Veronica’s. Fuck that

[@steve.s6741]

Fucking Brilliant tale true or not..... Mint👍

[@fredbob7494]

Lol Dave Courtney does make ya laugh u can’t take that away from him

[@davebayliss3142]

Fred Bob doesn’t make me laugh

[@harold4506]

Courtney is Bi, his ex confirmed that much.

[@jasonantigua6825]

He’s not!

[@darrenrock2132]

@@jasonantigua6825 oh yes he is He's behind you.

[@davelee9527]

Who was that Cornwall crew

[@mattsmith7491]

Love the Spanish guy refusing to run away and chose to stay and die 😂😂

[@Zeus-kj7nn]

Does anyone remember Jackanory? I loved that show as a kid..ER, fuck, sorry where did that come from?!

[@shaunmichaelmctigue4363]

A proper melt the Old dread❗

[@johnluvit]

Hey Dave it would be cool to meet you .. again I say this you and yr firm stayed at my. Resort

[@45themojo]

Wander!

[@awsomestorys696]

Is this the story how Henson died it mad me cried

[@martinbird5602]

Was in bobbys 30 years ago I was 16

[@martinbird5602]

Robbed thrown down stairs back again next night xx old school

[@regtheripper9789]

Proper.

[@ceejay-qi2py]

this guy is some buzz

[@jimmyoneill3149]

Does Courtney take it off him or the opposite is it lol 😂

[@dwick4947]

16.40 “one of them blowie wind things”. You mean a windmill mate. That’s a man that’s never looked after or treated his kids

[@araregoodguy]

Wasn't that Sullivan bloke who ended up dead the don out in Tenerife.

[@jasonantigua6825]

Palmer

[@asavlogsalltruthrevealed7483]

was on cnn sky news 😂😂😂😂

[@robertcreasey4719]

My Seymour. Ain’t that a guy with 3 eyes 😂😂 good old bullshit

[@Maranatha14]

Dave Courtney being reported as a gangster, lmfao.....I bet he's only been prosecuted for parking on double yellows and perhaps the odd speeding fine. The man is a fucking embarrassment.

[@Rek_Rc]

Say what you want about dave. Then try to convince me he wouldn't be a blast to hang out with. I'll wait....

[@Kloppsserialbottlers]

He wouldn't be a blast to hang out. Maybe if you're bent though he would.