Dave Gorman's Modern Life is Goodish - Series 4, Episode 4 | Full Episode

[@NoMansSkyResources]

I miss this show so much. Also, I cannot get over the Giraffe joke from the live show all this time later. Honestly the best Giraffe joke I've ever heard.

[@truefaith.27]

I was just thinking about the giraffe joke, no word of a lie, then came across this comment!

[@bornhuman67]

He's coming back for a new series!

[@NoMansSkyResources]

@@bornhuman67 I've seen on his twitter, yeah. I immediately told my dad, seconds after he posted it. Thanks.

[@BeingTheHunt]

Power Pill Sentence: "And they were roommates."

[@AtroGD]

My god they were roommates

[@BR-jt6ny]

Oh my god, they were roommates

[@PetaPan88]

Rip Vine.

[@mrbenoit5018]

@@PetaPan88 rip vine winkel

[@Dougiewoof]

The real question is were they roommates or "roommates" Find out more on the next episode of The Great Vine of Townsburg

[@cattheveganartist]

One time I was in the local train station’s WHSmith I was in the queue behind someone buying a newspaper with that same free water promotion. The customer only wanted the paper and refused the free water. I asked if I could have the free water, and the cashier said yes! 😎

[@rewrose2838]

Cool😂

[@kevc6115]

I managed a block of student apartments. Every weekend without fail the Fire Brigade would be called out at 3 or 4 in the morning because a bunch of pissheads thought it would be a good idea to jump up and down (bounce) in the lift. So I am 1 who put up a similar sign. 😂🤣😂

[@Canadian_Zac]

You say that like drunk people read signs

[@kevc6115]

@@Canadian_Zac No but I had to do something. The company was charged €1250 every time the fire brigade were called. If I did not do it the boss would have had my balls in a sling 😂

[@RJ-wx3fh]

@@kevc6115 okay, so i know this is a 3 year old comment but idea- hire someonee for less than €5000/month to do nightshifts as a lift attendant. Give them a rucksack full of aftershave and chewing gum and theyd be rolling in tips from same pissed students going out to the clubs

[@hewiy33]

As soon as you said that fruit towers has aping pong table I thought..."Do they have a sign about net thievery?"

[@77tigers26]

bruh, same

[@ezekielthrockmorton7700]

I love reading all of your comments in the "found poem" voice. I thank you. (bow)

[@matthewbowers88]

I've loved all the MLIG episodes, and maybe it's my state of mind after a weird few days, but that one had me howling a bit more than the others. That poem... they walk among us.

[@PokerJoker811]

The lesson I learned from this episode is "Don't have shared internet accounts with your spouse."

[@confusedwhale]

Well, you could for common expenses, like shared accounts, but have your own for other things.

[@keltieem]

I’m at the outset of this episode and the this comment is VERY ominous lol

[@FyodorMichael]

"other things"

[@yesacoustic]

More Dave More! Love your work. We've got to get you back on TV for another series of this.

[@marquisofcarrabass]

"Please don't lick the adverts during the break." Words to live by, indeed.

[@TheDelism]

23:25 Ahh the old meal deal... Do what I do when they don't have the fruit option (if you're like me and prefer fruit to a packet of greasy crisps)... Get the meal deal with a bag of crisps and then put the crisps back on the way out. It's not stealing is it and you're not breaking the law either. It just messes up their crisp stock totals 😅😂🤣

[@jonbibby9755]

Never thought of that!

[@mattblack1624]

I was a lifeguard and had to make a sign reminding people not to urinate in the sauna.

[@david5uper529]

Ugh people are just the worst. Some are more like animals than animals.

[@wisteela]

@@llmm8238 Makes lots of steam though

[@wisteela]

@Unknown User Yes, the colouring changing is a myth. It's just to try to scare people from doing it.

[@pinkdiamond1847]

@Unknown User it doesn't admit a colour but it does emitt a smell. The smell you smell in public pools is actually pee reacting with chlorine in the water.

[@lukeriely4468]

This was the best show on Dave. It was a really good channel back then, too.

[@andrewhazlewood4569]

You are exactly right about signs in Australia about the use of toilets. In a camp site I went into a cubicle and found muddy shoe prints on the seat from the non-local.

[@morphman86]

4 seasons and 4 episodes until he forgot to say "and that modern life is good... ish" at the end. I kindof feel cheated, but he did tell us how to get free drink, so I guess that makes up for it.

[@DystopianOverture]

There is an ep in this season where he doesn't wear a plaid shirt.

[@DystopianOverture]

@Abe Garfield We need our bottom of the internet to complain 😂

[@LaylaSpellwind]

I was so close to licking the adverts during the break, then remembered I have adblocker. Drat. I was looking forward to having a good ad lick and breaking the rules!

[@fourslottoaster65]

A power pill sentence that I overheard was "and he was killed by a flying potato". This left me puzzled

[@anirudh_iyer]

😂😂😂😂

[@lillajoba6710]

Rookie mistake. Put the dart board on the opposite wall, surely. Use it as you sit down. Some entertainment

[@vladutcornel]

That could be the male bathroom.

[@lillajoba6710]

@@vladutcornel Well...I'm pretty sure men do something on the toilet that requires them to sit on it too. I hope they do, otherwise that'd just be messy I'd say between men and women, 3/4 of the things they do collectively require them to sit

[@vladutcornel]

@@lillajoba6710 For that, we can safely scroll social media. Scrolling social media while standing can be dangerous (depending on the social media). Also, the standing activity is performed more often.

[@lillajoba6710]

@@vladutcornel I mean I'd argue that playing darts while performing the standing activity (trying to avoid these words for no reason is pretty interesting by the way) would certainly result in a messy situation. Good luck focusing on both at once without screwing one up

[@vladutcornel]

@@lillajoba6710 Aiming two things at once is an interesting challenge. Most of us would try it.

[@rufusevison2913]

I have had people taking stuff on freecycle to sell them. They wanted to pay and I was just grateful to get rid of it.

[@nathangamble125]

I wish I was married to Dave so we could have these sort of ridiculous conversations.

[@Bagofnowt]

Shame you had to marry Ed instead

[@idontknoq4813]

I can be you Dave. 😏

[@mboutdoors_uk]

Definitely my favourite episode!! 🤣🤣

[@rewrose2838]

😂 all the stuff is funny as always, the found poem was a little too mild for my taste. Thank you for the episode here😀

[@HORRIOR1]

Secretly glad we got episode 4 since I had already seen 2 and 3.

[@TheGamer19856]

4 wasn't on dailymotion.

[@rowanaboat4523]

But not 1?

[@HORRIOR1]

@@rowanaboat4523 1 was already uploaded here.

[@billylawuk]

So you're not secretly glad... youre publicly glad, hence this comment

[@olivier2553]

Tat was one of the best episode so far.

[@katrinraicheva446]

This show is god damn brilliant

[@NinjaChrisSillyHistory169]

Love it...Dave Gorman you rule!!!

[@nyejackson]

Great episode, but where are episodes 2 and 3?

[@lexAUT]

They were removed cause people keep licking the ads.

[@gwishart]

UKTV Play

[@LewdScoff]

@@gwishart only if your in the U.K

[@LewdScoff]

@@gwishart only if your in the U.K

[@nealjroberts4050]

I wonder if Innocent still do that? And how long after this episode aired did they stop 😂

[@garethreece]

I am currently drinking a bottle of Innocent and the bottle still says "Pop in: Fruit Towers, 342 Ladbroke Grove, London W10 5BU. Or Fruit Towers 2 Ballsbridge Park, Dublin 4" Though the base of mine says "Open other end" rather than telling me off for looking at its bottom 🤣

[@theothermagneticaesthetic]

By the looks of things, they still do. But they stopped for lockdown.

[@andrewfaraday8918]

I can't quite get my head around playing darts while on the toilet. You'd need some kind of dart returning method. Threads tied to them, perhaps?

[@breakingaustin]

I don't think you've thought that returning method through. The darts, presuming you can throw harder than a small child will end up quite embedded in the cork. Thus pulling on them with the suggested thread will cause them to be released back towards the player at some speed, and as darts are designed specifically to hit the board point first, will adjust themselves mid flight to fly towards you, point first. And you have your trousers down.

[@andrewfaraday8918]

@@breakingaustin Zounds! I am undone!

[@sebastiandangerfield9462]

Do you think “long story short - I bought a cage” is a power pill sentence? Also I remember Sean Lock ending a joke with something along the lines of “Anyway I ended up painting a community centre” which I think might also qualify

[@aenamabag]

The lift bouncing thing is something I remember doing as a kid. It's when the lift is going down, you jump up just as the lift reaches its stop, and for a moment it feels like you're in a low gravity environment (or, it seems that way when you're a child). But getting the timing right is difficult so groups of kids would be jumping for the last couple of floors.

[@garrett2439]

"Those who sow the wind, shall reap he whirlwind" is from the Torah, iiirc.

[@shanewright2772]

It's in the book of Hosea, down amongst all the boring stuff at the end of the OT.

[@nathangamble125]

11:23 What do you expect? It's the Daily Express. They're even worse for ridiculous bait than the Mail.

[@andrewcarson5850]

I was once in a beer garden in London Bridge with my then missus. At the next table was a middle-aged man in a suit, balding, paunchy, not much of a catch, and a younger woman, a bit dowdy but attractive. As our own conversation hit a lull, the fella suddenly stood up, brushed his hands together and said, "Well...onwards and, hopefully, upwards." Then walked out. I've always wondered...

[@Jabberkong]

I wonder how many people in his audience and indeed around London popped in for a free drink/s after this aired? I've really started to appreciate Daves sense of humor.

[@censusgary]

I’m guessing mostly just people who were already nearby. There are days when I’d walk around the block for a free drink and a game of ping pong, but there are no days when I’d go all the way across town for a free drink and a game of ping pong.

[@SPIFFgg]

I am conditioned to expect power point when I hear this music, it's a disappointment to me at work when a meeting with powerpoint stuff in it doesn't start with this music.

[@DeaconTaylor]

send the fish over here then. my housemate wanted to use them in crafting.

[@jasonyoung7705]

I was expecting you to meet Rhod Gilbert on his way to meeting the Snoothy Woothy team.

[@judebreheny3925]

Whoever runs this channel is a genius!

[@MagicMartin666]

Hi Dave. I know how the KZbin game works and how adverts equals money. But what are the chances of your team setting up the adverts to actually fall in the previously designated "commercial breaks" of your banter?

[@garethreece]

Use AdBlock and save all the misery 👍

[@matehavlik4559]

Yeah, I don’t mind giving a minute of my time for the ping pong ball fund, but I wish the ads weren’t coming in the middle of a sentence.

[@MuchWhittering]

@@garethreece Some of us prefer people to be paid for their work.

[@garethreece]

@@MuchWhittering that's fair but when they are the same handful of repetitive, irritating ads coming up in silly places, for stuff I'm even less likely to buy after the irritating adverts then I'm happy to stick with Adblocker

[@josephhumphris3187]

I thought the man in the sign (that you pointed out in the ✅ section) was dropping a bag of cocaine down the toilet. 🤔

[@thenodfather]

Sometimes signs are made because people did the stupid thing the sign is asking people not to do. We know who was taking the bat and balls 🤪

[@olivier2553]

Here in Asia, some people do squat on the toilet seat. I have seen the shoe marks on the seat.

[@Ashs-mini-vlogs]

Yesterday me n Helen watched a show u did called are you Dave gorman we laughed so much

[@mattshaw5179]

Have you seen Googlewack adventure? If not you should!

[@Ashs-mini-vlogs]

@@mattshaw5179 yh it's well funny

[@Ashs-mini-vlogs]

I'm surprised he didn't find my father he is a Dave gorman but lived on Skye Wen it was filmed

[@dogwalker666]

You may think the toilet one is funny but that happens especially the standing one.

[@owenfitzgerald3219]

If you're playong Bog Darts you'd have the board on the back of the door surely 😂

[@JoffJk]

I saw a sign today saying please don't wash your feet in the toilet.

[@benjamindover2601]

£1.89 for a bottle of water, you Southerners are insane.

[@benjamindover2601]

@nicole nagy Aye, what it to do with you ya filthy Norman.

[@PeteJohnsMusic]

When one person does one thing once - they put up a sign. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@burgersbeansandchips]

Eh, you'd be surprised how bad people are in toilets. I've worked nightclubs and it's extremely common to have to clean shit from where there should be no shit. Fair enough that involves alcohol which turns people into fucking idiots but a local coffee shop recently had to clean shit off the toilet wall. Never underestimate just how primitive the people we live around can be.

[@ThatCoalSoul]

Where are ep's 2 and 3?!

[@notchieuwu]

They were removed cause people keept licking the ads.

[@lol-de4lo]

Where's season 4 episodes 2 and 3?

[@KrisAdamsTV]

I'm glad whoever is uploading these hasn't figured out how to put KZbin ads in the middle 😂😂

[@OfficialFingazMC]

Best hangover remedy! But is this gonna be deleted soon as it seems to of been released 2 episodes early?

[@rewrose2838]

why 'of' instead of 'have' ?

[@OfficialFingazMC]

@@rewrose2838 Hangovers aren't the greatest time for grammar mate, so calm down...

[@JSKIDNB]

What happened to episodes 2 & 3?

[@kungug4264]

My 9 yo squats on the toilet seat like the first don't picture.😆😆😂😂

[@TheVanderfulLife]

6:08 'wipe and drop'....Well, some sit down and do that, others stand up and do that like the image portrays! Just like some people fold and some people scrunch!

[@abrr2000]

I recon davids friends are getting their own back by dropping in new suchi fish every time they visit

[@dogchaser520]

39:20 The lady who thinks that "Innocent? _Guilty_, more like" is trying to pass as a real joke and makes a face of disapproval is a treasure.

[@TheMultiGamerOfficial]

LMAO she looks so fucking disgusted

[@ThePurpleCheesecakeZebra]

i licked the ads by accident before the warning, now what do i do? im scared.

[@darthsawlex8257]

British newspapers may cost this amount or that amount but they're all worth £0.00

[@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097]

Malt Loaf asking you to give it a squeeze.

[@hectorskmetija3015]

I used to work as a cleaner of a government office and had to get a sign made up for people/ladies!!! Not to wipe snot on the walls in the ladies loos 😲

[@emm_arr]

I've seen a sign for that too. It appeared after someone kept leaving snot on the walls. Nice.

[@imaner76]

And that, is how you do funny.

[@thomasjones6216]

I used to work at Whsmith and I remember thinking this, But how it really works is, basically for every telegraph sold - the telegraph gives WHSMITH a wedge of money, a lot of money, to reimburse them for the loss on the water itself; plus if you sell more papers, the theory goes you also get more sales overall, so the accumulation of £1.40's will quickly make up for any initial short fall... The reason it can't be kept in store and resold is because Head office allot each store a set number of each type of paper - at the end of each day the papers go back to the printers and the cost of each unsold paper is given to Smith's But if you have 300 telegraphs and sell the same paper twice then if you sell out, the system will record the extra sale which would constitute a fraud against the printers' and could result in Smith's being disciplined So if the paper is sold it cannot be sold again... Complicated as hell....

[@chaos.corner]

I just figured that papers make their money on advertising and the price on the front is just to stop people taking them as firelighters. Possibly some papers charge more just to make them feel more prestigious.

[@peanutthelion815]

I worked in maintenence for a while, and one of the unfortunate duties was cleaning the bathrooms in the morning, which should have been redundant because they were cleaned last thing at night. Unfortunately, that didn't stop me from having to clean (presumably) a woman's poo off the ground, right next to the toilet. I'd love to hear from one of these people. I mean, I'm not even mad. I'm just so confused.

[@mongoose621]

same thing happened at my old job. The cleaning lady came into the office fuming because there was a turd on the floor right next to the toilet. Absolutely bizarre. It still baffles me to this day

[@Alphoric]

Tbf innocent smoothies seems like such a cool company for allowing people to just pop in and play table tennis and drink their smoothies for free

[@matthewcowan9131]

Crazy packaging story! I can't verify how great my memory is on this, and if it's right I'm not surprised Dr. Pepper (or possibly Mr. Pibb, again, can't remember, but I wanna say Dr. Pepper) would try to bury the story with our modern understanding of mental health, but I remember in the 90s there were bottles of Dr. Pepper that had silly stories on them and one of them was about a kid who was going to commit suicide by drowning himself in a bathtub of Dr. Pepper and he bought a bunch of two liters and put them in his cargo pockets but on his walk home they pulled his pants down and everyone saw his boxers but they all thought they were really cool boxers and now he was the cool kid and didn't want to commit suicide anymore. "Dr. Pepper, Just What the Doctor Ordered!" Weirdest bottle of soda I ever purchased (or fever dream, who knows)

[@robertnebot9863]

in Spain we do bounce in the lifts

[@bridgetstoli2347]

Screaming Yellow Zonkers from the '70s.

[@PtolemyJones]

I don't want my dart board to be someplace where a bouncing dart goes into the toilet, silly me.

[@dianatino4108]

I have the same cage.

[@johnbonhamsinger]

I still remember a power pill sentence I witnessed, as I walked past a man and women chatting I just caught the woman ask "And what did ya stab him with?"

[@soberhippie]

I often wondered, why our cities are built the way they are. Turns out, the houses and blocks of flats are built around naturally occurring taps

[@jageiosjgaeiojg]

Adam Buxton did that BTL bit already

[@zombiegeorge749]

This show is only Goodish.

[@solophiesoterica]

Each of the power sentences were incomplete without the scenario they were put into....so not power statements, he’d already established a lot of the critical details.

[@MuchWhittering]

At my work the sign in the toilets says "as you expect to find them", which is even worse. What if I expect to find them looking like they're in the middle of a war zone?

[@petergerdes1094]

No one tells me not to lick the adverts. I'll like the adverts if I want to.

[@cantsay]

In America meal deals cost more than the individual items...explain that one!

[@shanewright2772]

Ernest Hemingway once challenged F Scott Fitzgerald to write the shortest novel ever. Fitzgerald came back with "Baby carriage for sale, never used." There's a powerpill sentence. And yes, we do have "dont poo on the floor" posters in Australia. African and middle eastern immigrants were tending to think the floor is for pooing on, the toilet was for handwashing and the washbasin wash for foot washing (presumably they had poo all over their bare feet). We had them up in the toilets in the big public park in my hometown and it seemed to put an end to the problem. But I note the signs haven't come down yet...

[@RubidiumOxide]

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn," usually attributed to Hemingway, not Fitzgerald, although it's certainly apocryphal, since there is evidence of a similarly worded ad in 1910, when Hemingway was still a child. A bit surprising to hear the floor-pooing blamed on "African and Middle Eastern immigrants" given the strict Islamic rules of toilet etiquette and hygiene prevalent in those parts of the world; one might almost suspect a bit of xenophobia was being drummed up.

[@shanewright2772]

@@RubidiumOxide I'm inclined to agree on your second point. I'd use a stronger word than xenophobia, though :-) But it stopped the pooing.

[@thomasjones6216]

Chuck the paper in the bin

[@gemmaaudus1759]

I really, really want the women who got the cage to see this video.

[@tonyw8522]

Dave, on the chance you read this..........French Toilets? ...... Took them years to change from shower trays !!!

[@hanstun1]

French toilets used to be the best. First time I encountered the hole in the floor I was horrified but...to be able to use the toilet and not touch a single thing with anything but the soles of your shoes is amazing. Not sure why they stopped with that all over the world. Bring back the hole, it is an improvement for public toilets.

[@NaouakNawak]

Wait, they're called French Toilets? In French, it's called Turkish Toilets.

[@hanstun1]

@@NaouakNawak I don't think they are called that. It was just a bad turn of phrase on my part.

[@PinkiethePanda]

i used to love free cycle, but its kinda died now since facebook marketplace becmae a thing. back in the early days i contacted someone who said they had a bin bag full of teddies, and i asked her if there were any panda toys, and she said she did, she even offered to post him to me for free since he was only small. i of course said yes, and when it got here he wasnt small at all! hes my favouirte panda toy and hes so lovely!

[@christinesneddon4804]

FYI- I live in Australia and found the loo thing weird too the first time I saw it. It wS explained to me later its because of our high percentage of Asian immigrants who come from countries with squat (floor toilets) who are not used to sitting ON them (apparently its actually better for emptying your bowels and is how little kids first do it).

[@johnpersonage7220]

When I drove a private hire car the boss has signs stuck in a few obvious places around the car that said "No smoking, no eating, no drinking". I picked up some young ladies one night and the lady in the front seat had an open bottle of booze and took a swig from it. I tapped my finger on the sign attached to the dashboard directly in front of her and said, "Ahem. Read the sign please" or something like that. She said, "It doesn't mention booze". Thankfully her friends explained that the word "drinking" covered that.

[@altariamotives16]

is that still on the bottles..?

[@Claram0611]

Yeah it is. I actually came back to this because i got an innocent smoothie, saw that and was reminded of this show

[@loyalistlewis606]

something like the water and paper happened to me 5 pound ben and jerries ice cream but it's in a diver deal with 2fresh pizzas

[@Waffle_Chunks]

Where I live people just put things outside their house that they want people to take and they do. No need for free cycle

[@matthewevis3175]

I'm that person that bounces in lifts

[@censusgary]

The hotel is called Malmaison? Doesn’t that mean “Bad House” in French?

[@Znwarp]

Did the string quartet gain new addons?

[@gwishart]

Yes, they are no longer the Billroth String Quartet - they are now the Billroth Ensemble.

[@bornhuman67]

I presume it's not a coincidence that I got an advert for Innocent on this video.

[@deanotaggo9788]

And then she walked away with it still stuck to her back.

[@phs125]

For the toilet poster segment: In my childhood, there was a collection of jokes called "rampa jokes" One of them had rampa go to a foreign country. He can't find a bucket of water to wash his ass, and no hole in the ground. There was a weird white chair in the middle, and a roll of white paper on the side. So, he decided to spread the paper on the ground, shit on it, wrap it up, then couldn't figure out where to put it. So he put it in his pocket and got on a plane back home. In the flight, he decided it was a good idea to dispose off the shit through the window, But because of some freakish incident, he ended up throwing it onto the fans in the plane. Which sprayed it all over...

[@CMDRRustyDog]

Welcome Ladiesngeneman

[@iamdb1990]

bog board... ONE HUNDRED AND A PEE!

[@starrya5647]

Highly underrated comment

[@Drewsta4]

We don't know why people were shitting on the floor either Mate, but they were and so there was a need for a bloody sign- incidentally I saw a fella come tumbling out of a stall crashing the door open and landing face first on the deck with his grundies round his ankles while still holding the now broken off cistern spilling water over himself because he'd attempted using a dunny in that squatting on it way whilst aboard a dive boat on the reef on a rougher than usual day! Hilarious but devastatingly embarrassing on day 1 of a 4 day Livaboard haha

[@danluis2377]

How many people did "pop in"?

[@colinyoung3685]

Can confirm bouncing in lifts can cause them to stop between floors, it is I for whom that sign was required.

[@joe-jones]

"'The world's greatest...' that's what you say when you know you're not winning an award" - ay, donald?