DAVE PORTNOY CAN'T STAND THE OSCARS - BFFs EP. 167

We're back to discuss this week's top headlines - Al Pacino anticlimactically announced Best Picture at the Oscars, Dave reacts to "I'm Just Ken," the internet found another Mark Zuckerberg look alike, the Kate Middleton conspiracy, Tara Yummy and Landon Barker, Jake Paul is fighting Mike Tyson, the women from the Matt Rife groupchat made it to the Cancelled tour, Adin Ross' unsanctioned boxing match, Hailey Bieber responds to divorce rumors, and more.
We finish with BFFs Corner where Grace is opening for Whitney Cummings, Bri is bored on tour, Dave was too tan at UFC 299, Miss Peaches is getting PR, Josh is featured in Forbes and broke his hand, and we read Mean Comments.
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[@jackieschank1912]

Dave and Austins relationship is like Micheal Scott and Tobys relationship from The Office

[@Bloomingstyle_]

😂

[@autumnreanne]

Noooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀

[@llogan21]

@@Bloomingstyle_ Are we not gonna address Josh's fractured hand?

[@danaldogericke3382]

BEST COMMENT IVE EVER SEEN

[@zoekeiper4760]

One of the best comments I’ve ever read 😂

[@KayanaMingo]

dave saying hostage situation and utility closet is sending me 😂😂😂

[@Auatino]

Dave reads the headlines like he’s judge Judy 😂

[@andreareynolds6143]

He literally does 😂 I can’t not hear it now haha

[@aliatwy5471]

All rise

[@hanat4732]

the BFFs read comments section at the end was so frickin funny for no reason

[@tylertrevino3]

Dave trying to squash his computer curser thinking it’s a bug 😂😂😂

[@rebmoe14]

I think that’s when he kept clapping out of nowhere- happened

[@stevegilbert8147]

People that don’t like Dave just don’t watch enough of his content. Same with the people afraid of him.

[@swagvdaddy69]

right i dont think id be afraid at all

[@swagvdaddy69]

hes just a goofy blunt man

[@greerlocatell635]

Dave is vapid and annoying. It sells though so who cares.

[@Caylilli]

He wants people to be afraid so bad but in reality he’s how old doing this lol what’s scary is doing a podcast like this at this big age talking about youngins relationships

[@ashleeyhicks]

Hearing Dave speak about Saltburn and Barry is KILLLLLLLING MEEEEEEEE. Why is he so funny

[@siennastern664]

take a shot for every episode of bff’s that has technical difficulties

[@Momentsbykaitie]

we need the tea on charlie and landon

[@DogMomKT]

Right?! For Dave to be scared of getting sued, it sounds serious

[@Momentsbykaitie]

@@DogMomKT which makes the tea HOTTTTTTTTTTT

[@DogMomKT]

I like how Dave is the one that suggests going to support grace ◡̈

[@Trowski2]

10 minutes of “does your internet work” 💀

[@Lindsaylee_xo]

You 3 are a perfect mix. Love BFFs. I agree with Dave literally 99% of the time & it’s rare I agree with anyone THAT much.

[@maraobrien5351]

Dave pronounced biopic correctly and Josh “correcting” him lol

[@lexalutin2003]

“You’re not even on paper” 😂😂😂😂

[@NotRicoBosco]

Whoever hates on Miss Peaches is getting a High Noon to the dome

[@PromiseGrace-r7k]

hahah definitely read comments every week & Dave using “correct” as “period” is hilarious 😅

[@Angelaj929]

It wouldn’t be an episode of bffs if they didn’t have tech issues 🤣🤣

[@baileysucich6989]

Please keep the comment section in the videos. It never fails to make me laugh 😂😂😂

[@thepaigeranee4434]

I want an episode we’re we get all the animals on 😭 like i want all of there pets in the pod and shown LOL

[@TegridyTowelie4.20]

Why do yall include all the technical difficulties as part of the ep

[@Kaderayd6]

Honestly this podcast is just great to listen to not to many details on any stories😂 but good enough to stay curious good opinions great dynamic!

[@saleahx4]

People who don’t like Dave are people that don’t like the truth. 🤷🏻‍♀️ really that simple. He’s a blunt, *sometimes* brutally honest person. & too many people would rather beat around the bush or blatantly lie rather than state their honest opinion. IMO we need more Dave’s & less bush beaters, stop being offended by everything. 👏🏼

[@saleahx4]

Side note; Bri if you’re going to be on the bus w Zach during a pod; might as well have him as a guest! Js 😅🤞🏼

[@decadentdevil]

Why does BRI look like Michael Jackson

[@Paul_onions]

HEEE-heee👋🏻

[@clinaealexandria6386]

nose job

[@itsKristiii]

Dave will you and Miss peaches come to my wedding in San Diego in August 2024?

[@jenn_81]

Ryan Gosling started out in the Mickey Mouse Club with JT, Britney, and Christina Aguilera singing… so I assumed he could carry a tune. Justin Timberlake is a good basketball player and golfer, also an amazing performer. You can do “feminine” things while still being masculine. Both can exist.

[@caseyjmaguire]

Call actors feminine. Give us the miss peaches voice again tho prez. 😂😂

[@rachelmarie6793]

I’m dead 😂 when they asked about Josh’s hand I just noticed it like two seconds prior

[@decadentdevil]

Ryan gosling was in the Mickey mouse club with Britney Spears Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera. He can probably sing for real

[@jenn_81]

I just said this too

[@mary1412]

When Bri froze and Dave and Josh just sat there for like 5 seconds like 😐 😂😂

[@jeng5911]

I’m sorry but Dave asking if they can talk about the situation or are they meant pants was too funny 🤣

[@kkmxgreen]

Dave and Bri are quite literally my favorite people. 🙏🏻 Sorry Josh still getting to know you lol 🫶🏻

[@katiehuizinga646]

Can we get Caleb as a guest?!

[@NgawikiHarrison]

I love this podcast, you all add value to the pod. Love from New Zealand!

[@lisamosher8335]

Josh has the best laugh!!😂

[@AbbyZweifel]

Not Dave thinking his cursor is a bug 😂😂

[@carolinecook695]

I was getting so excited for Josh to spill the tea on that breakup 😒

[@caitx777]

i never want this pod to end🥺

[@iwanttobeonASF]

that ad read was kicking daves ass

[@meganlabbe3392]

Bri telling Josh he should’ve came up with a different story about his hand 🤣🤣🤣

[@lindseyh1686]

Definitely recommend Best in Show. So funny.

[@pague12]

can we get austin on the pod for a episode so I can make a final judgment on him

[@tearsaritch4792]

I LOVE Dave and talk about him any chance I can. So I’ll fight ur haters for you Dave, including Austin.

[@stevenacosta1134]

Didn’t cover Ryan Garcia, I was looking forward to yall speaking on dat.

[@coletaylor7936]

I feel like Josh is filling out growing out of his bb boy body lol

[@dvlpr]

Please DON'T get Aiden Ross lol we HAVE to be better than that 😂

[@Rachel-0]

0:40 Austin, add this to the mispronunciation compilation 😭

[@emmapeterson1740]

Barstool must be paying audio team Pennie’s

[@danimotherofchickens479]

Grace opening for Whitney is wild. Since when is she stands up comic. One show I could see but 5? I hope she gets some help with writing and takes this seriously this is a massive opportunity.

[@sophiagustafson9193]

She’s been doing stand up for awhile now

[@leahreed2018]

Dave is hilarious because he says what everyone else is scared to! Thank you Dave.

[@paige93]

Definitely keep doing the comments but pick better ones! people like seeing them react. plus it increases interactions on here!

[@christinecondrey9363]

I love you guys and im 40 .. Put that in the comments austin😂 yalls dynamic is hilarious & its cool to see how everyones evolved over time! ❤❤

[@parismoyes4808]

leprocade lemerogon

[@diannawilliams6923]

Yes, Dave had a great hair day that day!

[@kendallmoraless]

How can bri keep doing this show if she’s going to be in a tour bus for months?

[@christinecondrey9363]

She'll probabky do it remotely just like Josh he's not in NYC .. I think it'll be fine ❤

[@LHallinan71]

Easily

[@juse4507]

Why’s she insist on being attached to Zac’s hip to every single show he does in the first place?

[@lindsey1437]

​@juse4507 he asked her to go so he isn't on a bus alone the entire tour. Just like Tana taking her boyfriend so they can be together lol wtf

[@sarahberger3356]

@@juse4507honestly he gives off controlling vibes

[@sarahlijewski]

Ryan Gosling was in the Mickey Mouse Club with Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and JC Chavez!

[@ashleeyhicks]

Also, why is Josh literally always hurt? LOL

[@jenniferjackson9836]

Love this podcast and wait for it every week. Also, love planned Bri (planet Bri) and chicks in the office!

[@brookewalker8928]

Thank you Dave finally someone’s saying it about him being a senior

[@saleahx4]

Literally EVERYONE is talking about that 😂 that’s the whole point bc for Jake it’s a lose-lose-lose; if he beats Tyson, ‘he’s an elderly abuser’ & did what??….’beat an old man’..? If he Loses, ‘he’s a loser who lost to an old man’ BUT if he declined the fight than “he’s scared of an old man” 🙄🥱

[@unicorndolcedogproductions768]

He says freak 😂

[@barefootjaime]

Interesting how Bri comment's negatively about Kristen Cavallar age difference while DP and Silvana have more of an age difference

[@JonnyK34]

Great episode 👏🏻

[@alexbartolo2195]

Can’t tell if I look at Dave as an A list celebrity or a C list

[@Auatino]

Titan of industry, def A

[@Sofiamendes150]

'rizzing all over her'' was CRAZYYYY dave

[@Momentsbykaitie]

why does everyone chirp you guys so much in the comments youre just chillin and being you, bris sexy and smart, josh your middle part is great, and daves daddi

[@Paul_onions]

As a wedding photog….themed weddings are the WORST.

[@miss-ck3xf]

LMAO "Lepricaid Lemerechaun" ☘️🍋💦🍀

[@bebeerin]

so josh broke his arm and some fingers but the first headline is something about al pacino???

[@rosiethomasss]

Why doesn't Josh read ads? Just curious

[@jeffminalga4906]

Please Dave. 30 seconds of the incorrect music during the Ken song. Your better than that

[@carolinecook695]

Hey @annieonpaper I LOVE DAVE! His dry humor and realism is so refreshing! 53:34 Pls put me in the comment read 🥺

[@beachyxxcharli]

i agree they won’t banned tiktok they’ve been talking about it for years. The comment saying “when the world is ending we all gotta agree to take these ppl out first” is so messed up why would someone spend time writing something like that and being ok with it that’s so messed up yall don’t deserve hate like that, that person should grow up.

[@marialea143]

Best in Show is the best! Haha

[@rock1texan429]

Who is the girl in this podcast? Didn’t Bri used to be on it?

[@diannawilliams6923]

Grace is on the up! Someone get her and Shane on a date and record it for the world.

[@zacharymartin983]

Josh has just heard Al Pacino name and that’s it

[@greenery8434]

Lebron said happy international women’s day lol, it’s not that deep. Maybe he and his wife are secure enough in their relationship that an arm touch doesn’t bother them lol js

[@greenery8434]

As a Brit I’m offended on your take of Miriam Margoyles, she’s an icon lol, and when you have a Boston accent you have no right to mock anyone else’s accent js 😂

[@PB.BennyBonobo]

Nashville please!

[@nickivsworld]

calling a 60 year old a senior citizen is hilarious

[@Gig484]

Masters of the Air

[@Tanefski]

Who's wealthier Josh or Bri? We all know Dave is at number 1

[@dchambs7]

Bri has got to go

[@mary1412]

Omg I am a TOTAL Potter Head….Professor sprout just broke my heart. Why on earth would she say that? Gah what a horrible take.

[@emileedavis8770]

Do they not realize how painfully irritating it is to watch their technical difficulties? Like can they not just fucking edit it out?

[@unicorndolcedogproductions768]

Elon musk wants to buy the view to cancel it 😂

[@mirandatolley9007]

Bri doesn’t know who Kristin Cavallari is?

[@Steph-412]

The BFF's must not know that Ryan Gosling came out the womb a star. He actually got his big break on the Mickey Mouse Club & was cast alongside Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Xtina. etc.

[@antfer8917]

I gotta say for telling some news u have no idea what you're actually saying.. Jeannie Buss is married to comedian Jay Mohr.. J Buss has always been close to her players.

[@unicorndolcedogproductions768]

I love lemonade

[@xtooog1077]

We don’t wanna hear them talk about internet problems

[@sammi_lynn]

I love this podcast.. screw all the people who watch and then comment hater bs

[@unicorndolcedogproductions768]

Bri in New York ❤❤❤

[@unicorndolcedogproductions768]

They do it all 😂the time

[@Kayyy-]

The least informed people doing an informational podcast but at least it’s funny 🤷‍♀️

[@tinaball7]

Bri would u pls let Dave do the sign language in the intro only? Cause when u mock him it looks ridiculous 😳

[@ashleysmickley4321]

Personally I love DP. He is hilarious people are just way too sensitive imo😂

[@saraht9898]

so why’d charli and landon break up? i wanna know now that they can’t tell us

[@baileyboo93]

Someone get Bri starlink 😂

[@ggilfillee]

Honestly I bet the numbers would double on an episode without Bri at this point

[@ryanmora3334]

I hate this stupid countdown bs. Just start the damn show or dont.