DAVE PORTNOY IS THE FORGOTTEN BFF - BFFs EP. 135

[@kate-ec4pj]

the episodes are sooo much better when yall are together in person

[@FluffyWebb]

I know! Imagine if they had a real full episode all together. They almost go too fast all together tbh.

[@GingerPhoenix223]

This deserves more likes

[@Sheva.L]

I love that they’re together for sure but there’s something awesome when they’re apart too. I wouldn’t want to lose that either

[@maemae4909]

Dave’s honesty on the submarine ordeal is awesome. I had no idea the step son was partying while half the world was searching for his step dad and others. Smh

[@hijihiami]

dave is soo valid. i hate not being invited to things bc my friends thought i wouldnt go. i also get why bri thought so tho. she felt bad & apologized lol love her

[@maemae4909]

You probably think too highly of yourself and always say no, but cry when people are tired of your 💩 so don’t even bother asking anymore. Much like Dave😂

[@rdoma0313]

The part where Josh says “you’re saying if Zach Bryan taps you on the lap you wouldn’t do that” makes so much sense now

[@bgaff7578]

Dave being 5’10” and crapping all over a guy who is 5’7” is gold

[@sophiatheisen565]

be careful he might cry

[@SydneyKong]

LMAOOOO

[@RyanZe89]

Dave is 5’5

[@FossKhan]

Petition for this show to be done in person

[@katelynz223]

Y’all need to invite Dave bc the trio is iconic! Love when y’all are together in person

[@angelalvarez5415]

He’s 50. They probably talk shit behind his back too😂

[@maemae4909]

She did invite him. He said No

[@maemae4909]

@@angelalvarez5415welll yaaaa!😂

[@damirfadzan3652]

Love how Dave got so offended about lack of invite lmao

[@kateregan8738]

I mean does feel kinda rude lol I mean he created bri fame. And made bffs but always left out although I do get it he’s a bunch older but still would feel left out of group

[@skaterdude14b]

Tana & Jefffm crew said the exact same excuse when they didnt invite Jeff on the recent ep. “We thought you wouldn’t wanna go”

[@SydneyKong]

Josh whispering to bri 😭😭😭 I love their friendship soooo gooodddd

[@glamgal28]

When Dave goes on a tangent it just cracks me up😂

[@tylerfay7240]

Dave doesn't want to go, but he wanted to be invited.😭

[@skaterdude14b]

3:00 Tana & Jefffm crew said the exact same excuse when they didnt invite Jeff on the recent ep. “We thought you wouldn’t wanna go.” Jeff replied same as Dave “Give me the chance to say no” 25:30 of Jefffm ep

[@SupernaturalLove100]

I agree w Dave abt the submarine topic. I was also surprised it was getting so much coverage considering how they all paid to go down there at such a dangerous depth knowing the risks. When I hear “tragedy,” I also don’t think of scenarios like these but of innocent people murdered or k*lled due to things out of their control so yea Dave was on point w that bc sure, it’s sad for them, mainly the teenager, but apart from the teenager, they were all adults and had to have heard abt the mechanical flaws considering the director of the titanic and that community have said that they were all concerned about the trip being that they didn’t trust the sub 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@spy4628]

You’d think bri and Josh would’ve learned to just include Dave by now

[@SydneyKong]

“You don't get invited to anything with us” “You dont get invited to hang out with us thats a good point” LMAOOOO AHAHAHAAH

[@SydneyKong]

“You really think I would do that?” “No of course I don't think you would do that” 😭😭😭 THEIR FRIENDSHIP A SLAYYYY

[@BritMadrid]

I’m crying laughing over the Dave mashup of Swiftie Moments 😂 That was fantastic 👏

[@kelsburch75]

bris hand gestures when she said “i’m sure you guys thought i would” 💀 me in every conversation

[@kellyjomojo]

Dave is cracking me up this episode.

[@damirfadzan3652]

U guys gotta run in person more fire pod

[@heyhi7762]

*every episode

[@BirdingNE]

In person episodes >>>>>

[@kate-ec4pj]

yess they’re so much better

[@YaaHomegurl]

love the energy of you guys being together!!!

[@lexibacon]

Bri wearing a MN Vikings sweater is my fav thing ab this episode 💜💛

[@kamiterryy]

Josh during the beginning of the heydude commercial is sending me

[@uguess94]

This is the only "influencer" thing ill watch I love it for some reason lmaoooo im a 28 year old male

[@SupernaturalLove100]

39:48 Dave to Josh: “brag more” Lmaooo

[@SydneyKong]

The AI version of Dave looks like mark zuckerberg if mark Zuckerberg did pizza reviews lmaoo

[@kristinemontellano2664]

Dave I'm really close to my step dad 😂😂😂 it's not unheard of

[@haleyhadfield9824]

Not me sitting here doing Zach Bryan karaoke alone lolol

[@maemae4909]

Dave is so honest and says what a lot of us think, like THAT’S F’D!😂

[@mannier12G]

43:53 AI Dave looks like dude in Sausage Party who did bath salts .

[@PickleballVD]

You all should highly consider adding time stamps

[@Kitajordan]

Not me watching out the window in all the wide scenes😂 I swear, I watched Frank Gallagher walk by😭💀

[@SydneyKong]

Not josh eating during the ad lmaooo meeeee

[@ashlynnbecker117]

We stan the BFFs! ❤🎉

[@SydneyKong]

Josh is in the next season?!?!? I knew it. I knew it. Because he and Heather were filming a bunch of tiktoks together at a house and I was like all signs are pointing to him being on selling sunset teass

[@carlybest6612]

Heather is not in next season

[@glamgal28]

My step dad came in to my life when I was 3 and I love him very much.

[@swagvdaddy69]

they make such tone deaf points sometimes lmao

[@glamgal28]

@@swagvdaddy69 lol true

[@FluffyWebb]

@@swagvdaddy69well bri said that is was a bold statement and that plenty of people love their stepdads and then Dave reworded his answer to he “feels like more people have bad relationships with their stepdads than don’t “ and all josh said was that he agrees its a fair statement. So its not really that tone deaf

[@swagvdaddy69]

@@FluffyWebb i watched it and saw that. the original statement by dave about stepdads remains tone deaf regardless of bri and josh disagreeing.

[@SupernaturalLove100]

I despise mine. I don’t even refer to him as a “step dad,” just my mothers partner. Not everyone is the same. Someone else here said they’re just not close to theirs.

[@samarra.williams]

Dave be sooooooo valid taking the words out my mouth, I will forever stan that man💓💓💓

[@syd_dumb]

Yall need to get Matt rife on the podcast

[@glamgal28]

He definitely has been doing them, I think Ive seen him on 3 within a month. Would love for him to come on!!

[@Andrea7373_]

No. Literally no

[@ri9695]

fuck no

[@SupernaturalLove100]

@@Andrea7373_why 💀

[@drear2240]

“Wheres my real dad” 😂

[@skaterdude14b]

Guests to get: -Brittany Broski -Stass -Bhad Bhabie -Larray -Woah Vicky

[@vinomeknow6100]

Steiny

[@Fred131_]

This is the worst list I have ever seen

[@h11009]

lilah gibney

[@Rachel-0]

The worst

[@kjfgkgfkfkjhgjkgkj]

Absolute nightmare blunt rotation

[@Rachel-0]

Dave eating the whole time 🤣

[@shae2776]

i would date every single one of them, but i’d settle for bff

[@Daisydelamor]

There’s something abt the way someone cried because dave complimented them once and that Taylor swift compilation omg 😂❤☠️

[@kayylaaa7605]

“brain dead fool” jesus dave 😭😭😭😭

[@DannyBananas]

Josh coming the realization that this was Nessa and Jayden when y'all said "they fuck"

[@SupernaturalLove100]

💀

[@sarah-uu9gc]

Bri was so ready to take away Grace/Joey’s spot for Dave smh

[@morgan4837]

She said in her podcast grace didn’t think she was going to be able to go but then she was able to make it

[@SydneyKong]

Lmaoooo

[@beeviral2685]

Good episode guys

[@rach.webb1969]

17:20 aged like fine wine 😍

[@sydneyevangelist]

Love the sweater bri 😍😍😍

[@jenn_81]

“Baby” Rexa😂😂😂😂

[@drear2240]

“Mother likes us best” 😂

[@damirfadzan3652]

Brag more lmao Dave getting madden through episode 😂😂

[@Blabla-li6bg]

I just realized that josh never does the ads

[@damirfadzan3652]

That swifty video is hilarious

[@jameslopez4685]

If they haven’t already I can guarantee Josh and Bri will hook up at some point

[@FluffyWebb]

Idk either they did already in the beginning after Nessa and decided it wasn’t good for either of them and kept it quiet or they just won’t at all. I don’t see it happening at this point in their friendship and work relationship.

[@brooklynrae9311]

fr don’t think they have fr only just love each other so much like friends 4 life type shit

[@bgaff7578]

Did Josh just really say u fall asleep if you lose oxygen lmao…school might have helped

[@FluffyWebb]

You do actually. If it’s a slow time period of running out of oxygen you slowly breathe slower and less until your body and brain falls asleep then you just slowly stop breathing all the way and pass away.

[@SupernaturalLove100]

There seems to b differing opinions on this. I thought that one would suffocate and that it’d b painful tho

[@Mrs.W22]

A lot of hand guns do not have safety for home defense. It’s usually just a harder trigger pull but many people can change/ modify that. It’s all preference, but yea idk why it’s in his bed like that and not on nightstand or something

[@nickmoran1564]

34:21 "you would have to like go outside and get it" cmon now bri you can tell she rich as fuck now wit that statement lol god forbid you gotta go down elevator to the door 😂😂😂 💰 💰 🤑🤑

[@Santzzzzz90210]

Nothing about nessas song for Jaden? Can josh not handle it?

[@damirfadzan3652]

Nobody care bout her Josh ain’t stressin shittt

[@Fred131_]

Lmao Josh dating gabi 10x hotter than trash nessa I’m sure he doesn’t give a fuck

[@Santzzzzz90210]

@@damirfadzan3652it’s still “tiktok” and pop culture news and was talked about all over the internet. Just weird they wouldn’t cover it

[@Santzzzzz90210]

@@Fred131_if he doesn’t care then why can’t they cover it? It’s apart of the news

[@Fred131_]

@@Santzzzzz90210 they’re not the ones who plan the “news”. And they’re irrelevant now no one cares

[@Steph-412]

It’s been a minute since I watched the pod, I usually listen in the car so I’m just wondering who the hell is in the purple sweater?! It sounds like Bri but it looks nothing like her! 😮 The nose job looks fantastic.

[@TheAndokid1]

Yeah that’s Bri.

[@hannahtara7289]

Josh literally says any thought or commentary that pops in his head. Like a 6 year old trying to be insightful

[@syd_dumb]

Love the hair Bri

[@jackiericci1]

Omgggg if u Effin do box openings on stream ya gonna break records sign to kick !!!!

[@jessdicamillo5065]

zoey 101 is joshs age group exactly im thje same age and loved it hes just a boy so that makes sense why he didnt watch it

[@ADRE444]

Wait wait, did Dave just call a drive through, “food window” ???

[@gabriellabedoya2565]

this canes location is in time square so i’m assuming they have a like walk up window to order at

[@ADRE444]

@@gabriellabedoya2565 ooooooooooooohhhhhh haha yes makes sense lol

[@ADRE444]

@@gabriellabedoya2565 are there more windows or drive thrus in ny?

[@gabriellabedoya2565]

@addiesmynd in time square i would assume food windows, everyone is walking around or take ubers/taxi but outside of the actual city im sure drive thrus are normal i just can’t imagine a drive thru in the city it would be crazy😂😂

[@jonathanvance1919]

Good luck everyone

[@BrianRoss6]

Damn Dave chill on 5’7. My friend is 5’7 and has a picture with u on his ig and u barely look taller than him 😂

[@SupernaturalLove100]

Loved Josh’s simping for Meghan Markle lol was unexpected and refreshingly nice when she gets bullied for existing. She is beautiful physically but is described as a beautiful giving person by everyone who’s ever worked with her and is a victim of relentless misogyny/misogynoir, racism, resentment and envy from the UK media and deranged women who thought they had Harry’s loyalty above his wife. That’s why they demonize everything Meghan does and position every single rumor as the truth if it paints her negatively. This rumor abt her not interviewing her guests ain’t even true and merely concocted by those who have it out for her and yet it’s all over the news. Even if it were true, literally, who tf cares? Who is she hurting and when did she claim to b a journalist? 💀 Folks love to hate her bc her husband chose her over his family who’s caused him grief over the years and left his wife to endure relentless harassment from the UK press without lifting a finger to correct the lies in the press which led to her have suicidal ideation. He never wanted to b royal, that’s what these obsessively fixated weird0s forget; he’s always been rebellious to the lifestyle. Meghan seemingly saved his ass from a life of unhappiness and gave him an out. A husband went above and beyond to protect his wife from cruelty and mistreatment, is telling his truth after many years of misinformation not being corrected, and is being battered for it by people lol they just hate that it’s her..a Black biracial woman. Yeah. I said it. Kate never endured the deranged demonization Meghan did in the UK. That’s why they hate her Josh!

[@georgiagrana6738]

madison beer isn't holding hands with him they are both his hands

[@SupernaturalLove100]

She’s sitting on his d!ck though with his hands wrapped around her like a boyfriend 🥴💀

[@ForeverSunsetHighwayToLife.]

Wait… YALL WERE IN NEW YORK?! I’m like close to New York City… I’m Fricken going there and in New Jersey like tmw and Pensilvania…. like some road trip bc I’m going to Hershey park, and also staying at some hotel maybe I’ll see y’all, probably not bc i might be at china town if I had enough time, just to check the place out for a bit, most likely Sunday tbh.

[@maemae4909]

The step son went to party when his step dad was lost in the sea at depths that immediately make it critical?😂 You can’t make this 💩 up and btw, the CEO and owner of the submarine knew his chances of surviving were low. He even made jokes about him running the entire submarine off a PlayStation controller and stated his greatest fear was them not being able to resurface. They ought to have to pay the search themselves, rather than tax payers. Tax payers don’t pay for everyone’s elective surgeries and that has a much much smaller risk than dropping a makeshift sub into the blackest, most unknown, deepest part of the ocean floor where no living man has gone before.

[@dominiquesanchez9888]

Get Matt Rife on here!!!

[@alloralewis8113]

23:54 say it louder for the people in the back

[@christinecondrey9363]

Im sorry but dave calling taylor swift mother is creepy lol

[@-MoneyMitch710]

Davey Day Trader Global Twitch Streams would be epic

[@cynthiacarmine6514]

The 18 year old only went because his dad wanted him to and it was Father’s Day. Sad

[@-MoneyMitch710]

Chic fil a fingers taste better (plain versus plain canes)… but canes does make fire chicken fingers. And the sauce is top tier. And they have better fries.

[@SupernaturalLove100]

TOTALLY agree w Dave abt Madison! She’s full of shxt and likely doing damage control in that interview to calm down her boyfriend who has to b on her ass abt how the photo makes him look lol I mean her eyes looked like they were also darting to the back so I wouldn’t b surprised if he was present. I was as surprised as Dave to hear she was even still in a relationship w him after seeing this photo bc that looked like a couple pic! Like..the NERVE. The nerve to then say in that clip that she thought it’d b funny? She made it worse for herself lol bc what would b funny abt sitting on “your homeboys” lap with his hands wrapped around you while you’re got a man? If it was her boyfriend who had a woman sitting on his lap while he looked proudly at the camera w his hands wrapped around her, would she find it funny? 🥴💀 W that being said, the ppl harassing her in her cmments or whatever abt the pic need to get a life and mind their business bc why are u commenting on a stranger’s personal social media regarding their relationship that ain’t even a marriage? Like get a life. She kind of did that to herself though. That photo would b grounds for a breakup honestly if I saw my man doing that bc u obviously wanna b single and this is how you’re telling me. Wtf else do you do when I’m not around? Now I can’t trust you lol like that’s a slap in the face to embarrass your partner like that.

[@alejandrasylvana805]

Maybe you should informated yourself. That photo its old, way before her and nick started dating. "She kind of did that to herself though" The know each other for YEARS, they were joking and people that follow them know that she was joking its people like you that tried to search for something that doesnt exists that make drama.

[@turtleface59]

another ep of blindly agreeing with dave the entire time

[@kirkmiller1492]

Need to get a chicken fingers ate count

[@gonnagetmessi]

"attempted murder on yourself" , Dave Portnoy 2023.

[@SupernaturalLove100]

💀💀

[@claudiahill9517]

You can definitely be close with your step dad!

[@kas237]

The photo of Madison is old. As in “We go way back.”

[@SupernaturalLove100]

The photo of her sitting on his lap is old??

[@brandongoldberg4639]

Josh does know all guns dont have safties right?

[@SupernaturalLove100]

I didn’t either

[@SupernaturalLove100]

*safeties

[@gymmygunit1]

many guns don’t have safety’s josh ! glocks in particular which is probally the most common handgun in america !

[@joeywest503]

GET ZACH BRYAN ON!!!!!!!!

[@sharksosu]

They are 1ft tall! LOL

[@JG-ye7ey]

Dave couldn't get ripped if he tried. 5'10" and acts like he's 7 feet tall

[@tf4360]

The step son was sooo outta line … if he wasn’t close then don’t post to pray for his safety.. n then at a concert 😳 he’ll no

[@SupernaturalLove100]

ppl cope differently who rlly knows

[@maddiemeyers6281]

I’m sorry but Josh added nothing to this podcast

[@jasonp3717]

Liars like Bri piss me off so much. You were never inviting him the day of recording. Just don’t lie

[@Corey-pd3mi]

Do you think the budget could stretch to three tablets to flip through those pages you guys always print and throw away, it’s 2023 🤦‍♂️

[@baileybiermann427]

The u can’t feel it if u die like that, u do realize ur suffocating like gasping and gasping until finally it’s the end I love y’all and the podcast but it’s a bit more brutal then u would think actually

[@WealthyWisdomWonders]

Taylor Swift is MASSIVELY OVERRATED

[@SupernaturalLove100]

She’s a skilled songwriter and women relate to her storytelling. She’s talented.

[@damienb488]

Ship bri and Josh

[@KayMurf901]

theo von is in here looking for some chicken fry tatas. thats why you never get involved with guys who have porn addictions Bri chickenfry

[@cailinnbrooke]

Delaney!

[@kate-ec4pj]

get hasan on the pod!!

[@joannamendoza2353]

❤❤❤

[@alexmurillo7779]

Dave will never know how it feels to be a dad sad dwarf

[@glitterbomb3444]

Using the term "Asperger's" to describe autism is considered offensive to the autistic community

[@SupernaturalLove100]

Is it synonymous for autism or something?? Or just a separate condition? If she read the term “asberger’s” bc that’s what she saw online I don’t think she was doing it to b offensive.

[@glitterbomb3444]

@@SupernaturalLove100 no, it's not Autism is what we call it now because Asperger’s is considered offensive because it's associated with WWII