Dave Portnoy vs. Hank from Pardon My Take Strikeout Challenge

[@joshuarippel8101]

Growing a beard was the best thing Hank ever did for his career.

[@garrettwillcox292]

And his sex life

[@jwvideos7011]

All these no chin motherfuckers finally have something to cover their inbred heritage .

[@richguevara2721]

Without the beard, Hank looks like a deflated blowfish.

[@eddy5750]

He looks like how billy looks

[@LetsUseLogic131]

He's a little baby and not the best looking dude. Blows my mind how he bagged Ria

[@mikeridgland4783]

“Blind mike, that rolled across the plate just FYI.”

[@StephenHughes21]

having blind mike as the ump is amazing

[@jimburnette3319]

Is he actually blind?

[@devinwhitlock2739]

jim burnette no he’s deaf

[@Scheboygan8767]

@@jimburnette3319 yes legally

[@bigdaddycoool2485]

"I was terrible against lefties.. .400, and I hit .700 against righties." The Pres.

[@brennanbrownmusic]

big daddy coool keep saying it and you’ll eventually believe it

[@Tommy508Egan]

@@brennanbrownmusic SAVAGE🤣🤣🤣

[@cj1099]

@@brennanbrownmusic It's not a lie if you believe it...

[@brennanbrownmusic]

@@cj1099 You must work in MSM...

[@foxxtrotecho8950]

“Alright, blind mike’s the ump, lets go.”

[@jiggy3337]

You all wouldnt have a job right now if I could throw, I'd be in the big leagues - Dave Portnoy 2015

[@jsong768]

5:50 This pitch couldn't have been more of a strike lmao

[@billbixby3462]

The excuses before they square off are golden. Plus the hand when blind Mike calls that first strike is hilarious.

[@nicholassolis8763]

8 years later and we're still hearing about the shoulder lmaooo

[@jimwalker1063]

Blind Mike as the Ump has me in tears

[@stevemaher8026]

"One hupped the fence"

[@fishhead90]

The setup for this challenge is just too perfect. By 0:41 I was already dying 😂😂

[@avisco01]

Davey hit for a triple crown in high school. Also, Davey scores four touchdowns in one game.

[@brianjschumer]

Heart and desire end in College when the genetics kick in..

[@nickgray6305]

I can never tell if Dave was actually an athlete as a kid. He says he was, but is not athletic and swears his body is always falling apart

[@stevenrichardma]

“I was gonna knock the moon out” lmaoooo

[@tylercampbell9635]

Hank looks like fucking smalls from the sandlot with that hat and glove, just an all around squid

[@bigpapi3492]

Hank with the zip tie glove 😂😂😂

[@SomeoneElsesStory]

I’m back for my annual watch through of OLD BARSTOOL

[@chad_garrison1991]

Tbh prez isn’t that bad. And this was a half decade ago lol. Before prez did the white lol

[@austinhyde1425]

Chad Garrison yeah he won a state with his team and was easily the best player on the team.

[@jamesbenton4123]

This needs a 10 yr revisit!!!

[@Adam-Adam.]

Funny part is, he was actually a really good baseball player. He did bat over .400 in the regular season and playoff

[@johns5263]

Dave 10 second stare: "Just so you know that rolled over the plate just FYI"

[@mikekrom2685]

I probably hit .700 against righties, .400 against lefties. LMAOOO

[@piffpete420]

Mike Krom he did have a .400 average when he played www.salemnews.com/sports/fantasy-matchups-swampscott-danvers-battle-for-nec-best-bragging-rights/article_f0650dc7-874e-5b49-943e-3a8cb74cd967.html 27th paragraph down

[@jcr6651]

@@piffpete420 One bat...not everyone can hit 4 bills

[@pharaohbhang1172]

@@piffpete420 "27th paragraph down" lmao

[@d3fc0n545]

Damn hank was right. He does look like shit without a beard

[@dustinmartin9657]

That catcher looks scared of a 45 mph pitch lol

[@mozberg2191]

his swing looks like the way he walks

[@NotoriousSIG1855]

The irony of having a blind ump

[@jjsmiley1723]

Throwback to blind mike

[@TimTheMusicMan]

it would be a hit on YT if Pat McAfee vs. Dave Portnoy in a one on one match up, HR derby, basketball, tennis, softball....

[@GunterTheGamer]

Dave would lose, every time. Maybe not baseball

[@tylersullivan2898]

In my opinion any stoolie needs to watch this video and EVERY goalie challenge pres did

[@markd8884]

7:09 Stoolie Clowns. Great line Prez Lol

[@ufclasvegas2011]

Great music!!!!

[@VodkaTown]

Pres was a lil chubby before the cocaine glory days

[@mchugggin5266]

Addies not cocaine

[@joebatyko1072]

Looked better here honestly

[@GG-lr3gv]

Davey peakedinhighschool is my favorite Dave

[@OregonBob1955]

This was a classic! I miss this kind of stuff.😢

[@marctaylor2287]

Lol I wasn't expecting Blind Mike

[@ericb7469]

WARNING TRACK POWER

[@dustinmartin9657]

I have to comment again about the catcher turning his head!! Lol

[@albizureyes9550]

That pitch was for sure a strike

[@donutwarry2679]

If dave port it was 6’8 he’d be the greatest athletes in the world on sheer will power alone.

[@edwardmajka3144]

Marathon Watching 9/24/21 This is very interesting... Go Dave! You got this! Blind Mike as ump... umm... ok... 😂 🤣

[@JR1of1]

God damn hank is blinding without a beard

[@johnbach2380]

Man that major League music... spot on.

[@79whocares]

"keep in mind, this guy is a lefty! i was never good vs lefties; i probably hit .400 vs lefties, .700 vs righties. so u had a huge advantage" with a straight face and the pitcher behind him just taking it

[@thomash.l.9382]

no skull cap on the catcher lmao

[@andrewwolf4963]

i’m 30 haven’t played in 15 years and i could hit both righty and lefty against that guy but i gotta say Dave is nasty lol he’s pushing 40 and still can ball in all sports most would make themselves look like fools

[@breakmylegs7294]

It's edited in his favor

[@SaydeeEnward]

honestly he is sneaky athletic for a poor postured old man. I'm starting to near that stage. 35 and still lots of athleticism in me, drive the green on par 4s, am lighter now than I have been in 10-15 years. But sometimes, I just feel it. Its not a lingering feeling or something I think about, but sometimes when I try to do something I used to be good at, it doesn't work quite like it should. Or it hurts the next day, etc. I'm definitely stronger now. Definitely less flexible. Definitely scared an overdue injury is going to happen (Haven't been to a doc in over 10 years) ... Achilles or ACL or something I feel like has got to be about to blow. Cherish your 20s young folks.

[@movaughn2484]

​@@SaydeeEnwardjust turned 30 stop scaring me haha

[@pkt976]

Everything looks great until he actually throws and until pres actually swings..

[@CShermBern]

Please do a remake with glenny balls as the umpire!

[@jamesingram3752]

Just not able to get out of high school....coulda, woulda, shoulda guy....

[@nephewsb]

What was he throwing? 75mph tops... I'd strike him out and I haven't pitched for 20 years

[@DemonB4L]

legendary shit

[@wilg8806]

Need to do this again prez

[@scouser229]

Blind Mike was a clear #1 for ump, but a little part of me wanted Glenny Balls.

[@parkerrex]

Started flapping his gums

[@michalaleskandr3985]

For those that don't know... this music is the soundtrack to Charlie Sheens greatest work!

[@johnjefferson8215]

Your swing looks so fkn bad Davie on that soft toss lol 😂

[@NGJ05]

Who else thinks pre-coke prez is the best

[@MLFlagg]

“4.00 verse lefties 7.00 verse righties” said it like it’s absolutely true, I was dying

[@lanebonnar9101]

Decimals should be at the front yo. Hitting 400% is impossible bruh.

[@Wainfleetkx450f]

It one hupped the fence!

[@kylemalachowski]

700 against right hand pitchers Lmao

[@AndJusticeForMe]

What movie is the music from? I can’t remember!

[@YourboyLajoie]

The pitcher is wearing and outfielders glove. What’s more swampcot than that?

[@tristonwren2205]

Prez the jack of all trades

[@markcook1368]

Is this challenge still open?

[@eduardogarza2996]

Delino...Delino!

[@swagdawg333suh5]

Dave would be toast in a pull shift

[@lucashelton6011]

I bet a job interview at barstool pres couldn’t even get a foul tip off me

[@calebmarek]

Good luck

[@michaelhorner4011]

That's the triple crown :)

[@SaydeeEnward]

handsome hank with a lot of actually decent throws

[@smdftb8495]

Nice touch with the Major League music

[@billyheanue1173]

6:35 right field would have been there, 400 v lefties, 700 v righties

[@TheMichaelShowYT2015]

I rly want that jersey hes wearing

[@billyheanue1173]

3:10 that was an hr

[@Damon-ot8nn]

Hey does hank have a first basemans glov

[@beartrillz7591]

No beard hank looks like Sid from ice age

[@robertb4075]

Fucking Dave, Haha

[@Swindle20]

Would love a shot at the almighty pres , lol would b amazing. Let’s hit up Central Park

[@dennismackey1414]

ID STRIKE PREZ OUT PITCHING BACKWARDS BETWEEN MY LEGS!!! ( all sinkers most likely )

[@DayVid-il6mv]

Love the Major League music!

[@patricklappin5564]

GLORY DAYS

[@Quest4Unknown]

Did you hit one lol I played Junior All American football sponsored by the before they left LA Los Angeles Rams... Anaheim Garden Grove CA plus Pony Baseball and high school both.. lol reliving your Pony Baseball days guy lolol

[@Quest4Unknown]

BTW Lakers Rams Angels and Ducks! Hooah

[@laronda10]

Hey dave one throw everyone knows the rules??

[@jimfrog1394]

El Pres i would strike you out i'm only 15 years old from Ohio get back to me if your up for the challenge

[@genralbobo987]

jim frog this video is 4 years old bud

[@jimfrog1394]

@@genralbobo987 so still a chance you never know

[@patrickcannon609]

Love that this the same music as the Big Cat and Pres minor league video

[@thepikachuoftexas3871]

Michael Phelps is a pitcher now?

[@thegreatestentrepreneur3384]

You need a real pitcher too see if you could hit!! Lol

[@5Rodneyterr]

Hank before his jaw transplant

[@Damon-ot8nn]

Don't make fun of the kids who fuckin suck!! Someday they'll own or work for a great company haha

[@jacklaunius1238]

If you’re ever in STL.... I drop a K on you.

[@bp7770]

Dude was serving up meatballs . Mine as well put it on a t . Not one breaking ball

[@mikesweet5848]

Might as well learn English while you're at it.

[@The_Shtuff]

Hank shoulda stayed outside. Dave can't hit an outside pitch to save his life.

[@rjmooothicalshow4778]

Pizza review time

[@EvanHerlihy]

Pres, I haven't played since little league and I could strike you out

[@johammond2020]

You guys need a real pitcher and athlete on the barstool team .. put me in coach!?

[@kevinkoch6900]

Lmao.

[@mikelee9154]

Love the major league

[@mattmorris1845]

I’ll strike Pres out all day. None of this 75 mph nonsense let’s see Pres handle some high heat.

[@nyg_dbone]

Nice you used the major league movie music Holla

[@jeremygreenberg5703]

Dave I'll strike out the side on you bro. Pres you ain't got shit on me.

[@breakmylegs7294]

He did better than I thought, good contact, then I found out it's edited in his favor 😂😂😂