Dave's Prison Cellmate Escaped... (Prison Story)

[@anthonylasure5286]

Are you sure that Dave didnt just fire his cellmate for using his Verizon points?

[@jhonnyrian3726]

AAAAAAhhhahahahaha, Nice one Anthony LaSure

[@knes167]

^ Points to OP lol

[@Boskibro]

Dave looks like the kinda guy your daughter brings home when she's mad at you for cheating on her mom.

[@pepesilvia5844]

Lol!! Omfg he does!!

[@jimadula3702]

plz explain. i dont undetstand...

[@nikolapetkovic3126]

Bruh whaaaaat

[@jebediahgentry7029]

That's the best KZbin comment I've ever seen lol 😂😂

[@leonidescastro6344]

😄😄That's very funny ☺😄✌👪

[@wolfspirittotem]

You guys give me plenty reason not to go to prison.

[@lorddikdrol6906]

I think the risk of being penetrated by a man is enough reason to stay out

[@simonmaguire5250]

If the idea of being locked up in a very small room all day with Dave does nor put you off, nothing will.

[@cliftonjames785]

Ikr? I got charged with assault awhile back which I didn't even commit, so it was my first time in jail. That was definitely the lowest point in my life, luckily the judge and prosecutor knew I didn't do anything, and the "victim" came forward and told the truth, so that charge got dismissed, but that was scary as hell. I was only in jail for 3 days, but man it sucked

[@andyvelasquez9488]

It's not a choice!!! If your a fuckup than eventually you'll be there!!!

[@mr.j6304]

Then don't break the law !! or get caught lol hahah

[@ferretwithagun9886]

On my way to work this cold Monday morning and Dave starts my day off with a good laugh. It’s gonna be a good day.

[@appreciatizer5911]

That's insane. I don't think I'd ever run. Definitely don't wanna get ate by dogs. Always great to hear from ya Dave. You're funny no matter what the comments say XD

[@ronmeier8850]

Stop lyin to him he sucks ass

[@necessaryevil7777]

5 years? shitttttttttttt i'd run away, these people never plan what happens outside you gotta plan both the escape and the getaway smh..

[@ronmeier8850]

He seriously suckz...cant tell a story & has no n im mean no camera presence n his humor is almost as gay as he is

[@alnotbiggaytho7124]

Nah if i get 20 years i would run

[@urcutejeans-]

Ron Meier dave totally has camera presence and he’s extremely funny. you can tell he has a genuine heart. i love joe and all the APS videos, but dave is definitely adding something amazing to this channel

[@gentlemanvillian8706]

Thanks Dave!! Keep them coming! GOOD STUFF! APS ARMY FOR LIFE!! PEEAAAAACEE!!!

[@bradstortch8166]

Dave's tryin so hard not to get fired.

[@hammergrands4520]

Daves doing great

[@dib_dib]

Nice

[@simonmaguire5250]

Dave is very trying.

[@ggSki313]

Dave's awesome

[@mr.j6304]

Hahahahha

[@dj6ualanirishgirlsblog809]

You guys need to do a video about getting mail in prison. Whether or not it's important or unimportant to prisoners. What prisoners like to hear about, topic ideas for letters, and things not to say as well.

[@davidpalermo6011]

From a guy that did 3 years let me tell you mail is the most important thing an inmate can get. Letters help pass the time and show people you haven't forgotten about them.. my girlfriend would send me all types of long letters she would put her lips to the paper and kiss it to leave lip prints and spray it with perfume and send all types of cards and stuff. My family would send all types of cards and things too and would drop a money order for commissary which was always awesome. No inmate wants to have to eat at the messhall all the time. Letters and mail in jail or prison is a God send period.

[@lindsey4178]

@@davidpalermo6011 I know this comment is YEARS old but I'm curious, from a prisoners perspective, what types of things should someone NOT put in a letter. Bad news and things like that are obvious of course, but I mean things that's may SEEM ok but that a prisoner may not want to hear about.

[@Eddie-ds8ng]

Back in the 80’s getting paper acid under the stamps

[@therealxunil2]

My father in law always said "Never ruin a good story for the sake of a little truth."

[@jumanjijoe9198]

I can't even watch a Dave video again without fearing for my Verizon points.

[@JC-11111]

Them points ain't no joke. Like an idiot, I forgot about mine and then switched to AT&T and lost like 80k points. I was mad at myself for a while for that one.

[@thegirlchild1]

Dang it Dave.... I keep trying to forget that Chicago story... but YOU wont let me.. ~shudders~ other then that.. Nice share.. Thanks!

[@commonnons3ns316]

DebraMcL lmfao!! I had gotten that image, pretty much, out of my head. But, I do have to admit that it still makes me laugh. All i can see is that chic trying to start Dave like a Stihl chainsaw... oh my God, the horror. I am a professional tree man. I'll get a laugh all week. Damn it! Lmao!!

[@ramy4740]

Common Nons3ns3 what’s the “Chicago story”? Been Subscribed for more than 8 months never heard of it lol

[@thegirlchild1]

listen to Simon Maguire ... Ramisco…. YOU have been WARNED... LoL

[@giddynihilsttv1514]

I've been watching aps for about a year now, and i love what y'all do, helping those that need it and want it, which can be such a tricky process. Ive seen alot of progress in your abilities to do that, and just want to say, even though i don't have to "don't ever give up on that", there is no greater honor in helping those to see and harness their potential.

[@Boskibro]

Dave be looking like an old newspaper thats been outside for a few weeks

[@commonnons3ns316]

Jesse A good eye. That's a great observation. Lol

[@jodiequeeniebrown4263]

Nxt weeks chip paper in the uk hahahaa

[@maryforstall7298]

You and Dave are like brothers from a different mother. You’re very lucky to have found each other.

[@barbaramatthews7632]

Glad to see you back have missed you that was a crazy story .

[@asimplebutimaginativeman2359]

"Thats what happens when we don't learn our lesson, they... they throw the book at Book at you." "I hope it's a good book though, because when you're locked up you need something to read." Clever, simple and imaginative --------- 5 out of 5!

[@justinmcmurray1859]

Dave you never fail when it comes to stories...glad you are back ! Keep up the great work you and Joe

[@henrymarckisotto9025]

Its called an escape from reality Dave. I love your view on stories that are lies that's awesome

[@T19-g8f]

Thanks for the story Dave 💯 spreading positivity always .

[@leighann19831]

Proud of you guys, keep up the good work ☺

[@philippedoucet3301]

Hi Dave Always good to hear from you. . .

[@mackdog3270]

Man Dave, I'm glad you're back. I seem to remember some confusing story about about you smacking the boss with a chicken patty while watching his movies. It's good to see that there wasn't a huge over reaction to something silly like that. I for one enjoy watching your appearances as much as his. Thanks! 👍

[@felixthecat4584]

I too love a good story. And Dave never fails to deliver!

[@justinramey]

“Only time I thought bout escaping...🤔naw that’s a dumb ass idea”😂😂

[@Silvermink45]

Wow! That story was crazy but fascinating at the same time. Great content Dave!

[@Tine4]

i love content from your channel . im watching you for more then 2 years now.. greetings from Slovenia

[@jaggirl]

Great to see you back and in better health.

[@desireedoubleyou]

"to someone who cant swim, a stream prolly looks like a river" lmfaoooo

[@christophersaunders9146]

Yes joe, love from the U.K.!

[@simonmaguire5250]

Second that.

[@jodiequeeniebrown4263]

Nxt weeks chip paper hahaha 💋💋

[@diamondslashranch]

Love Dave’s story times so much!

[@bobbaleno4894]

looks like your feeling better dave nice to see you back! another good video.

[@tavianbraddick2392]

Glad your feeling better Dave... keep up the great work

[@muk420425]

Love the episode and you hosting while Joe's out. Much love man stay up.

[@raymondreimer7521]

Thank goodness you're back

[@kaitlinmarie367]

Always great to see you doing good Dave!

[@swampfox3030]

Welcome Back!! We Missed you

[@301ed]

This is honestly crazy bro I remember when Joe first started youtube and I started watching his videos and idk why but I found them interesting and now look at you up at 1 mil I'm really late on this but congrats on 1 million bud keep up the good work ☺👍👍

[@bgray1009]

great story, im glad the channel is getting back on track after Joes hissy fit 2 days ago

[@ArizonaAkinTv]

Nice video man , good to see Dave rocking hard with APS

[@colettefroggystylez4real876]

Thanks Dave... good one... have a blessed day

[@punkit743]

You tell each other stories, so that's how you and Joe take a while. ...entertaining each other.

[@rjskum688]

Dave got his cheeks busted and junies gobbled.

[@WAgunfun]

junies gobbled? soo they ate his ass? lol

[@rjskum688]

@@WAgunfun every single last drop of booty juice.

[@choppasonu8699]

Call you mommys right now i will not tolerate racism and bullyment

[@reneeb8347]

Love your stories Dave! Every time I think of a corn maze I laugh.

[@beatz04]

The show's so much better with a background picture than without one and only the black background. Also, were i live an escape (attempt) in itself is not punishable and won't add any additional charges. That is, as long as you don't steal or break anything or hurt someone during your attempt to escape. It's because trying to escape is considered to be a normal, human urge.

[@burghman8000]

I honestly just love and look forward to your show every day keep it coming guys. Wish I could shake y'all's hands o. The POS messages you send to people. The other day I felt so down about my mental status and the fact that I can't find anyone to get me on the meds I've been on for 4 years. I've been seeing g pcps and they all say the same thing. I'm not giving you this and it is the only thing that has honestly kept me from killing people legit over the last few years. I almost broke down and just went out on a spree to show these doctors I would t be doing g this if it weren't for them then I got the Bell and you guys came on. I got wrapped up in the show and relaxed by the end. Thank you.

[@NubarTrebor]

Dave... I think that is THE FUNNIEST story you've personally told yet! Joe better watch out, you may take this channel over! 😎👍

[@johnward9072]

Dave needs to tell more prison story's lol good laughs man.

[@thisismescotthathawayistha4071]

Great story Dave... APS ARMY FOR LIFE...

[@AsiaKoeanDoll]

the lifers and the old timers rarely bullshit... and they have the best stories.

[@tomjenkins6350]

Another great video... thanks for making work bearable guys

[@Rakshasa1986]

You are a good narrarator.

[@neoincognito4481]

Them dogs are no joke, I got bit by a retired german shepard, I never felt so helpless in my whole life.

[@REVONEWS1]

APS is the best!!! Love you guys

[@fuzzykurb]

Always love to hear Dave tell stories! I have a question and an idea. The question is, when or if ever are you guys going to do that video in isolation you talked about awhile back? The idea, Joe and Dave and Cody (and maybe even Danny) should tell a prison story via an actual reenactment! Nothing big production or anything, but two prisoners, a guard, etc. It would be funny as fuck!

[@texaslibertyhank2963]

Lets go ahead and Daaaaaaaavvve right into it.

[@tattoofthesun]

Ayo Heavy D. Mad story skills my man. We love you.

[@hassasinali7979]

The bootcamp one killed me. The hallucination part killed me.

[@213davidbennett]

That was a great story Dave thanks for sharing

[@LusciousQueenBeeBW]

Good story Dave! I hope you're feeling better. I do not think you could top the Chicago story. I laughed about that all night long. I woke up several times in the night laughing. So Dave you are the stuff dreams are made of.

[@MsHojat]

This reminds me of a case where there was a guy who said he'd kill people if he's kept in prison instead of put to death. This happened _multiple_ times (like 3 separate times or something) where he kills inmates before eventually they finally kill him.

[@juliogarcia1867]

THE WAY DAVE START BARKING HAS ME DYING ON MY DEAD HOMIES LOL 😂😂😂 I CAN'T STOP REPLAYING IT

[@maryforstall7298]

Got a love those dogs off the leash. Also you have a really great bark there Dave he must’ve been a Rottweiler in your past life. Oh never mind it labrador they have more fun ! My dogs are funny- sometimes! Dogs are also very destructive when they’re puppies. Sometimes my 12-year-old Labrador acts like he’s two! My daughters puppy at the time she up for jimmy shu 👠 shoes!

[@nicoleharris3871]

Dave your super cool 😁 Love hearing your stories

[@giwan4936]

Love this content keep it up boys, thank you for all the good entertainment much appreciated! Joe.

[@scottyd2262]

I love a good Dave story ! Nice one...

[@HAL900032]

nice to see you back Dave!

[@Norastar11]

man yt better get their shit together IM TRYING TO WATCH APS VIDEOS AS SOON AS THEY DROP

[@skytats851]

Good to see you doing good ol dave

[@JC-11111]

🤣🤣🤣 I thought the garage and the bond out door was how you go in and out Lmfao. The front door leads to reception...and nowhere else 😆

[@xtylerx2441]

Congrats on 1 mill

[@1971cutty]

Love daves story's keep them coming guys

[@shannonlubeck9481]

dave thanks for sharing your story

[@redricochet1531]

What happend to the guy who got swept down the river? Did he get away?

[@maryforstall7298]

That is a really good question you need to get a hold of your buddy and ask him if he knows the answer to that question.

[@stevenwelk1901]

You achieved your mission Dave you had me laughing from the gate when you said you walked out of medical walking funny. Couldn't help it had laughed.

[@prophet5021]

Hi I'm logan I just want to say Good job on the 1 mill I have been here since 400k love the vids

[@rednecktruckin7845]

I enjoy your content dave

[@tonyagrant9093]

Love the Chicago story, it had me going til the end, which is why it's so funny. Stay true to who you are, you're hilarious Dave. To be on top you have to crawl over a few haters sometimes. Much love.

[@nlmbchief7393]

Look at Dave, steppin up on youtube

[@loganross4774]

I like your shirt in this video! I love hearing stories!

[@MegaEbonylover]

Not crips and bloods But Chainsaws boots and gloves “Hay Codie get the autotoon”

[@rumtuckskatter]

The man, the myth, the Ramen master --- Dave in the hizzy!!!!

[@sydneykatef]

Love the video APS

[@Bijezko]

What sup APS Much love from BC, Canada

[@KMAllmond]

Great story, Dave!

[@alexarmitage4951]

Change your profile pic to Dave and Cody and Joe.

[@havingfun8237]

Dave & Cody are just Joe's employees joes the top dog to much money to be giving away acknowledging there more would mean there partners $$$$ can't see that happening any time soon

[@kwking11]

Anybody else think Dave's escape plan sounds exactly like what a squirrel does before winter 😂😂😂😂😂😂 can imagine Dave sitting on a tree limb crunching on a ramen nut he buried 2 months ago lmao

[@jayroxx18]

Good stuff Dave keep it up

[@justasinglewomantryingtosu4907]

Great story Dave!!!

[@FirmeVatito702]

Good morning everyone

[@Mx-pb3lb]

I have to say I am really really proud of Joe for letting Dave do this legitimate work and put his own insight into this. Big up for APS!

[@artamsbary3332]

Nice story dave. You put on a good show bro. I'm finishing a quarter!

[@thomascook2418]

Love the videos dave

[@alexjames4702]

Dave to the rescue again. Without dave this channel would be fucked. We love you dave

[@matthewshinn5839]

+B real why is it fucked

[@reviewswithpappy8058]

We need more Dave man

[@gradycurry6788]

Did my share of road camps in Florida prison

[@nickh8687]

this had me crackin up good story telling dave

[@joshr6626]

Dave's dope Af Keep it up Playa

[@djkazumapelekemademusicvid8190]

This was an interesting story. Dave, you made me laugh quite a bit in this video. Screw the haters. Keep doing your thing.

[@jasontindell6734]

Jesus doesn't hate anyone, he loves each and every one of you very much!!!

[@billnythehighestguy690]

"I hope it's a good book" lol hunger games ring a bell? I read the whole series in there

[@frogking4688]

I don't know if this is true but they say if you put black pepper in your shoes the dogs can't find your scent FYI