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[@SaraSara-ve5dl]

Love Mash report and late Mash. Shame on those who cancelled it from BBC.

[@jbagger331]

Why? They only did what the people who love the Mash Report does?

[@stephenreeds3632]

State censorship and the Tories bang on about freedom.

[@jameswinters9751]

but nish kumar was the weak link.

[@TheSuzberry]

“The Institute for Studies”. Not a giggle, except for me.

[@RIXRADvidz]

Ellie Taylor. Posh and Rude in every syllable. Gets my laughs going every time.

[@luke__b]

STEVIE MARTIN!!! Oh man, this is so good to see!

[@dmisso42]

I wonder if there will be future generations around to appreciate the irony and sarcasm of this show..

[@matthewmcneany]

_Fun_ fact, that stock image of a high street is Newcastle.

[@njujuznem6554]

Looks like Grainger Street

[@markmooch]

Grey street?

[@2239jules]

Doctors admit that they only do that wierd little hammer thing, because it's fun 😆

[@dyent]

The "Fortune teller too traumatised to tell us whats coming in 2022" aged well.

[@Timlagor]

Covid is still definitely over forever too

[@itookallthenames]

Is it a gammon pastime to go around to every comedy video and say “this isn’t funny”?

[@highdefinitionstanleytm9614]

No its the truth soyboy.

[@itookallthenames]

@@highdefinitionstanleytm9614 "soyboy"? where are you calling in from, 2016?

[@highdefinitionstanleytm9614]

@@itookallthenames no 2021 soyboy as dont you no soy has a long shelf life.

[@itookallthenames]

@@highdefinitionstanleytm9614 no it doesn’t. I think you need to get up to date with your right wing cliches, the head sheep are bleating some other baloney now. Let’s go Brandon that’s the one.

[@r2-3d]

"Dentists enjoy how warm your mouth is" LOL! 🤣😂

[@Projectilepotatoes]

Just gets better and better 😹😹

[@itookallthenames]

If I ever get back to the UK I’m going to have a Greggs sausage roll just so I know what all these jokes are about

[@aecides3203]

I promise you, the jokes will become more funny, the situation you put yourself in will not. They're an oddity in a bakery which otherwise serves stuff that tends to be "at least decent".

[@toadstri]

I am obviously a freak but I love them. Have to hit a Gregg's every time I go to Scotland.

[@r2-3d]

They taste of lips, arseholes and regret. (They're great btw)

[@i20010]

Parents router setup is definitely a killer.

[@urmaisgay6495]

‘anglia murkin has survived 5 british prime ministers’ …so shes had the job about two months then.

[@sgwh2002]

Hopes rise that Christmas might be cancelled.

[@harrygato2582]

The Keith Starmer stuff was bang on.

[@davidhoward4715]

But it hasn't aged well has it, now that he's the PM-in-waiting?

[@eclectica1]

Who is the Ellie Taylor replacement?

[@spacecaptain9188]

You may be done with sandwiches too! The bread often contains milk, butter, eggs, yogurt, honey, and other non vegan ingredients. Does yeast count as as vegan?

[@EdwardLindon]

No self-respecting vegan is not baking their own bi-weekly sourdough.

[@pompeymik]

Hatred from the blairite scabs....I thought it was hilarious 👍

[@johnwestcott5612]

Ellie is hilarious and oh so very hot.

[@samsoncooper1]

It was probably a tree stump, or Tony Blair

[@millerhxc]

Steve and Ellie are really the only thing I've liked about the show.

[@MichaelGrylsk-sd5ow]

angler la marshall law. angela markel

[@johndelaynie7411]

I love the mash report but this is nearly completed copied from the onion. Even the background music is so similar that I'm wondering

[@221b-Maker-Street]

Which of course in turn is an homage to Chris Morris's sublime _The Day Today_ and _Brass Eye._ As for the background music, it's just classic Headlines Underscore Urgent & Important fayre. 😬

[@budle89]

Is this a no laugh news or just comedy news sketches?

[@wongbenyb2679]

The canned laughter is too much

[@221b-Maker-Street]

All episodes were filmed in front of a *live studio audience* - as has always been the case with BBC/Dave studio-based comedy. An air of certainty when not in possession of the full facts is not a good look, mate.

[@sandersson2813]

@@221b-Maker-Street That doesn't mean that anyone in the audience laughed and doesn't mean the "laughter" you hear isn't added.

[@EdwardLindon]

​@@sandersson2813And when the laughs interrupt a line, what's that?

[@ChrisSham]

Vegan pancakes and vegan cheeses are great. Terrible journalism!

[@MrJimheeren]

No there not. Vegan cheese is just fancy coconut bread and pancakes without milk or eggs just don’t work

[@mastiffsal8185]

​@@MrJimheeren I'm vegan and you're bang on. I just eat fruit, veg and vegan sweets. But then I'm working class - yes we do exist!

[@MrJimheeren]

@@mastiffsal8185 don’t get me wrong nothing wrong with being vegan. You do you. But vegan cheese is just outrageous (and doesn’t taste like cheese at all)

[@martini668]

Can someone tell me when to laugh

[@221b-Maker-Street]

News just in: The definition of comedy isn't "something that I personally find funny".

[@EdwardLindon]

When you pull your thumb out.

[@lawjef]

I dunno, seems like the jokes are written by teenage boys. Honestly, point out the joke that was funny and unexpected? You can get most of these jokes from compilation sites or just use your memory to reflect on how many times these jokes have been used before. Epic fail

[@mastiffsal8185]

The odd bit is quite funny. In the main it's all just a bit too middle class humour (ie a bit shit) for me.

[@mikemack9701]

I've got news: Anybody who watches "Strictly Come Dancing" is already more than just a little gay to start with.

[@simong8114]

Worst comedy on tv. I use the term comedy very lightly.

[@221b-Maker-Street]

News just in: The definition of comedy isn't "something that I personally find funny".

[@Otto72ish]

Still not funny.

[@MultiMeg101]

So glad this program has been cancelled absolute poop 😂

[@221b-Maker-Street]

Marky, Marky Marky... You know, the definition of comedy isn't 'something that I personally find funny'. Millions love The Mash Report - _vive la differenc!._

[@simong8114]

@@221b-Maker-Street love to repeat yourself dont you.

[@MultiMeg101]

@@221b-Maker-Street 😂🥳

[@AlmostYearly]

Still weak as hell then.

[@221b-Maker-Street]

News just in: The definition of comedy isn't "something that I personally find funny".

[@AlmostYearly]

Oh, hello nine months ago. Who was defining comedy? It started weak, got weaker, the BBC who I'm sure would have preferred it not to be weak cancelled it for being weak, it came 30 years after The Day Today and was 30 times less funny. How are the viewing figures? Strong?