Best thing about united fans is that they never forget their legends, a red always remains a red #GGMU
@ljg79114 жыл бұрын
felic huh? Hardly ever get Booed at old Trafford..
@goofy33573 жыл бұрын
Especially seeing cr7 and Beckham. Respect for man utd fans for their passion for their club.
@Brownie82397 ай бұрын
Nah, Ronaldo is a clear proof
@MikeCornwall11 жыл бұрын
I was out in Manchester visiting the Build-A-Bear workshop with my niece for her birthday. She didn't like the bears there and was crying her eyes out. I turn around and David Beckham's just standing there smiling. He offers a Kleenex to my niece and asked if we'd follow him out to his car. He drove us to a small town in Russia, next to a forest. Came back five minutes later with a 12 foot Grizzly on a chain. My niece was so happy. Told me not to tell the press. Top lad. Respect him so much.
@Bucketheadhead10 жыл бұрын
I met David Beckham while swimming off the coast of Cape Town. A shark was on my tail, I thought my days were numbered, when a man on a jetski appeared and overtook the oncoming shark. It was Becks, and he handed me a £50 note and told me to be on my way. The shark still got my foot, but it was right sound of him.
@Utdtom17 жыл бұрын
Bucketheadhead definitely not true
@Utdtom17 жыл бұрын
Bucketheadhead oh shit I didn't get the joke sorry
@djolesmols6 жыл бұрын
this comment was either deja vu or I really read it somewhere else before..such a strange feeling tho
@ryanchant68613 жыл бұрын
@@djolesmols same feels like I've dreamt it
@PeterPan-wb3ow10 жыл бұрын
This should be called Funniest Comments Page on KZbin LOL
@MCharlton7911 жыл бұрын
David Beckham owes me £50
@gtbrox256019 күн бұрын
Still?
@kitetenjo653811 жыл бұрын
I remember when I met David Beckham. I was stranded in a desert, without any food, water, or money. I was almost about to die of thirst, when he handed me 50 pounds. I stilled almost died of death, but still 50 pounds?...what a legend
@muhammadfaizan75273 жыл бұрын
Joke?
@Divinemadness211 жыл бұрын
I'm a Russian oligarch and I suddenly began fancying a West London club. After pumping in hundreds of millions into the club, I made the club a success. However, something was missing for me. One day I realized that the missing ingredient was a smashing but sensitive Spanish lad named Torres. Unfortunately, hard times had befallen me and I only had 49,999,950 pounds in my bank account. David Beckham heard about my difficulties and generously gave me a 50 pound note and a kiss. All my dreams came true. What a bloke!
@Forestgravy907 жыл бұрын
I remember i was out on my bike and i got hit by a lorry and my left leg got crushed under the wheels, the driver then drove off. Luckily David Beckham was driving behind and witnessed the whole thing, he got out and asked if I wa ok, I said I'm alive but I need you to call for an ambulance because of my leg, he said he understood and then gave me £50 and said "hop it goes well mate" he then drove off, but didn't call an ambulance. I eventually had to have my leg amputated after several failed attempts to save it. I lost a leg but gained a lot of respect for Mr. Beckham.
@ZechMadox4 жыл бұрын
sure bro.. and ronaldo bought u a house after that ya?
@yip24543 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@SyedRizvi78611011 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!! I spent more time reading the comments than I did watching the clip. Bloody hilarious!!! Well done all.
@kylebutler301811 жыл бұрын
I remember the first time I met David Beckham. I was drunk and heading to the local brothel when, to my unfortunate surprise, I realize I spent my last £50 on last orders at the local bar I was occupying. As I stood there weeping with my head in my hands I hear a almost child-like voice asking me what's wrong, I look up and its none other than thee David Beckham, I explain my problem and to my surprise he hands me a £50 note he was throwing away anyway, along with a recommendation for one of the ladies. As he left I shouted "Thanks Mr Beckham" he turns around with a cheeky smile and says "Call me Becks, son. Now go fill that black hooker with some white cream". Legend!
@dymorng29485 жыл бұрын
K
@cant_handle_deeznuts5 жыл бұрын
wtf lol
@abdihassan72084 жыл бұрын
great story but ur chatting utter shite lad
@ConnorG199512 жыл бұрын
Beckhams a united fan but one of his sons supports Arsenal. Amazing player, deserves so much respect for what he's done, one of the best players i've ever seen in my generation would love nothing more to have seen him in the premierleague again.. Chelsea fan.
@pandapandapanda133711 жыл бұрын
I've met him once too, i was walking to buy drugs but i couldn't afford them! but he payed for them and my dinner.
@allypezz8 жыл бұрын
Lol i was wondering where the video was with all the 50 quid jokes. Lucky to stumble back
@DaleBayliss1311 жыл бұрын
Even if he scored during this match you still couldn't hate him, United Legend
@utdfortreble11 жыл бұрын
i remember the first time i met beckham. I was rowing down the amazon when all of a sudden out of nowhere i see a small boat down the river. It comes towards and it was Becks. He handed me a 50 pound note and sent me on my way. I'll never forget it!
@jassingh83699 жыл бұрын
These comments are hilarious
@naumaanhamid6 жыл бұрын
Can anyone explain whats with the 50 pound jokes?
@surfguy876 жыл бұрын
Years ago some guy posted a comment to this video detailing a rather "embellished" story in which he CLAIMED to have met Beckham, and for some absurdly unbelievable reason received 50 quid off our Becks! The story was hilarious in the sense it was such BLATANT bullshit that instead of calling him out, we all responded with our own "embellished" stories. Over the years it's turned into somewhat of a homage to that guy...'the original bullshitter'...desperate to impress, yet oblivious to his own transparency. "Nice guy. Told me not to tell the press".
@UnleashedRageCyber12 жыл бұрын
liv fan, but what a player, england legend, and what A FUCKIN SHOT!
@PedTheBedHead11 жыл бұрын
I was out in Manchester when I got a flat tyre with no garages around and no spare. Next thing I know Becks rolls up and offers me a hand. Anyway, to cut a long story short, he buys me a brand new car and gives me 2 £20 and a £10 as he'd ran out of £50s. Top bloke!
@rabink.c.1649 жыл бұрын
I was sailing in the pacific ocean. Then, a storm came and my boat got hit in a big iceberg and somehow i drifted in a island. I somehow survived for 2 days then a football came to the shore. I was going to grab it then, i saw someone running in the water and he tackled me and shot it and shouted GOOOAAAAAALLL. I woke up my dress was torn and was surprised, He told me nice try and gave me 50 pound to buy a new clothes. Nice guy david becham.
@lillium198514 жыл бұрын
there is only one david beckham !!!... you're one of us !!! love united hate glazer!!!
@1000jorj11 жыл бұрын
you too oww i can believe this i live in montreal and sometime i see him flying pass my apartment bringing me presents on christmas giving me some cash to pay my rent telling me not to tell the press...
@Kicaj1513 жыл бұрын
What a hard shot wow
@adamtaylor123459 жыл бұрын
I remember the 1st time I met David Beckham my parents both just died In a car crash and I was in tears thinking my life was over so I was about to climb onto a bridge and David said "no Taylow stop it" at 1st I thought it was my little sister I turn around it was David he give me £50 and told me to go to Old Trafford watch a game and have a pint, ever since I found a reason to live and that reason is Manchester United thank you David Beckham I owe my life to you
@szilagyipeter66989 жыл бұрын
Are you serious about this mate? I am really sorry for your loss, but I am wondering how was David Beckham there at that bridge? If you don't mind telling a bit more about it, I am really interested in your story :D It is really inspiring. Thanks in advance.
@adamtaylor123459 жыл бұрын
Szilágyi Péter I don't know if you're joking but read all the comments on the video everyone is joking about when they met David and how he gave them 50 pound lol just jokes you have to read other comments to get it though mate
@petechett12 жыл бұрын
i wanted United to win, but when Beckham had that volley i remember hoping it went in.
@jamess678711 жыл бұрын
He earned more than that in the time it took you to write this!
@superrmannn83996 жыл бұрын
Always be a legend. Shame that he didn't stay at United to the end. 💖
@Sam1878Henry12 жыл бұрын
Maybe it was just to avoid the overuse of the word petrol in the first line, who knows?
@DarkMoltres10 жыл бұрын
these comments are fucking hilarious lol
@uncontrollable3435 ай бұрын
He still owes me £50
@marathontre11 жыл бұрын
I met David Beckham a couple of years back while he was staying in London, He jogged passed me and randomly threw a £50 note at me. I cri everytim
@geletmote12 жыл бұрын
nope type in beckham arsenal fan in google, his son also prefers arsenal over man u, just saying.. just saying..lol
@Reviewz36012 жыл бұрын
We had already won, the goal would have had no bearing on the final result. You're telling me if Beckham had scored that you wouldn't have been happy for him? Most United's fans in the ground would be elated
@kcazzzzz12 жыл бұрын
at man utd, when big players leave, we still support them. but at other clubs, when their big leave, they boo them on their return
@agusia2a12 жыл бұрын
What a save from Van Der Sar :) Another legend...
@BizzAnalytic11 жыл бұрын
I've read like 10 of these Beckham comments and my god I haven't laughed so much in a long long time ROFL.
@djolesmols6 жыл бұрын
weirdest comment section on this platform?
@TheStupidestGenius11 жыл бұрын
'Asked me not to tell anyone' So you post it on online the first chance you get.
@sri15v12 жыл бұрын
Let me say you,after the gr8 90's where he was @ his prime,his career took an unbelievable but a sad patch.Maybe he was a touch unfortunate with things.Him staying with the reds like the way Scholsey did would've been gr8.He was not so menacing in Madrid too.
@Revelian198211 жыл бұрын
One time I was being hassled by the Loch Ness Monster. He kept knocking on my door, demanding three dollars and fifty cents. I had ten bucks, but I wasn't going to break it just for some god-damn monster. Anyway, one day, Beckham was driving past my house, and could see that I was in some distress, so he got out of his car and kicked a beautiful curling shot directly at the Loch Ness Monster's ball sack. The monster whimpered and crawled away. I haven't seen him since. Thanks Becks. :)
@vincedoona895111 жыл бұрын
Aww man,you aswell?Hes always hanging around around my town doing good deeds,he apparently tells everybody not to tell the press,when I met him I was locked out of my house without a key and he flew into my chimney and opened the door from the inside,he then gave me 50quid for a nice dinner and told me not to tell the press,top guy,not one bit arrogant,normal as a pack of biscuits,he gave me his phone number aswell,sometimes I ring him up and ask is Posh and Brooklyn and the team doing well.
@MufcJordan1912 жыл бұрын
umm mate, beckham is a legend and has done alot for our club and provided alot we all respect him because he isn't a twat like tevez or paul ince, he may of made one mistake but it doesn't matter if he missed a game we don't need to rely on one player when we have a team full of quality players back then. So your point is invalid, and all us "GENUINE United fans" Still love him. Simple
@AdamAdmaAdam12 жыл бұрын
What was the score in this match?
@snoopyprobbing11 жыл бұрын
I met his lookalike at a petrol station, he said he just gave some manc a fake £50 note his dog had just pissed on. he said dont tell the press as just like the real becks he fuckin hates the manc scum and doesnt need the publicity. never respected someone so much.... what a guy! Leeds fan - MOT
@RicardoVilla412 жыл бұрын
@hilly6920 As an AC Milan fan I can say that was the worst result I have ever seen, going from seeing Milan win 5 ECL and having players like Maldini, Baggio, Maldini, Baresi, Kaka, Van Basten, Cafu, Sheveshenko at Milan to having Bonera in Defense and Flamini in Midfield sums up how bad that game was.
@PTDanni11 жыл бұрын
you know Football Manager ? I bought every copy of the game, played Man Utd and tried to bring Beckham back from L.A Galaxy every single time. I succeeded. Best moments of my life, I kicked Valencia and Nani out btw.
@conner8990013 жыл бұрын
I was there on that day and i swear of my life if that volley would of gone in man utd fans and the AC milian fans would of aplualed that. True legend and would always be welcomed back to his correct home
@geletmote12 жыл бұрын
Did you guys know Beckham grew up supporting arsenal!
@vincedoona895111 жыл бұрын
I think you might be the only person here not to get the joke,thats some serious brain power you have right there,are you by any chance the biggest genius that ever lived?
@axas1712 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha, to be fair, you're not the only one.. Beckham is mine, and I'm sure many others favourite player of all time, so I think many of us wanted that to go in!!
@A55K1KKR12 жыл бұрын
@PHY104 Its not a handshake fail. The guy putting his hand out is the 4th official, he`s preventing one player coming on before another. Now you already knew that...
@HatemBenShep12 жыл бұрын
Yeah but what are the chances someone from the press will be reading the comments on this video
@PrrrromotionGiven11 жыл бұрын
I don't intend anything by that, and tbh I hadn't read enough of the comments to know this was becoming a running joke. No need to go on the aggressive, though.
@miniroll3212 жыл бұрын
"He almost hits it too well..." ... WHAT?
@arnoldqschwarzenegger563512 жыл бұрын
its a comment on youtube... the press would refer to the papers or magazines or the news, not a comment on youtube, it has no validity. please shut up
@kzaman111 жыл бұрын
Unbelievable!!!! Thought he was a top fella our David, what happened to your £50 quid??!! i'd go back and get it if i were you!!!
@Goghou12 жыл бұрын
always jealous of the big clubs like united and the fans but wow, old trafford was amazing. and they accepted london lad Becks.
@187FCB12 жыл бұрын
if I was a united fan i wouldve yelled that beckham shot if it was a goal .... im sure all you united fans wouldve too.
@RicardoVilla412 жыл бұрын
Im a Milan fan and even when he joind us at 34 he was still World Class, great player, wouldve loved to have seen him at Milan in his prime with Kaka, Pirlo, Rui Costa and Seedorf, wouldve been magic. Still cant understand why hes not on the England team on the Bench at least. If only Leonardo played Beckham in both legs the result may have been differnt.
@VaagexD14 жыл бұрын
Welcome home Becks :)
@warren704611 жыл бұрын
You don't have to understand this is a joke to understand a sentence saying he flew into a chimney...
@BionicOne7712 жыл бұрын
Yea but come on, his wife is hot. I would rather be shopping with her then playing football as well.
@TeejeOnTwitchTV12 жыл бұрын
Beckham is still a top quality player. He's just stuck in LA because Posh won't let him leave. ^_^
@allypezz11 жыл бұрын
Took some digging but here's the original comment ;D
@imranbecks3 жыл бұрын
Former team or not, either way it must have been a psychological barrier for him to play against a team that he supports and loves.
@SaladForkxx12 жыл бұрын
still, they are higher than you in the league which proves they are doing better than you.
@piyassaha240412 жыл бұрын
once dere was a plyr calld BECKHAM....and now we hav balotelli...!!!two oppsite poles!!!
@davidlk9612 жыл бұрын
He mentioned that Beckham gave him 50 pounds. So elnegroik is probably an Englishman.
@SaladForkxx12 жыл бұрын
they're higher than you in the league and have beaten you already, Sunderland fan
@JackHawkin512 жыл бұрын
If he had slightly mishit it either side of the ball, it would have not hit VDS
@sffb2521213 жыл бұрын
i love David Beckham! he is my idol! screw Messi and Ronaldo! Beckham is my god!
@LKeet611 жыл бұрын
"he almost hits it too well." and my head finally explodes.
@joedoherty2112 жыл бұрын
sounds like they think it'll back up their views. Man city fan
@hallokrakkar12 жыл бұрын
wait.. i've heard that story before without it being david bechkham .. why would you make this up ?
@PrrrromotionGiven11 жыл бұрын
He flew into your chimney? Can you explain what you meant by that for me?
@bosh55016 жыл бұрын
He gave me £50
@Milo912 жыл бұрын
Fake. What Englishman calls petrol "gas"?
@warren704611 жыл бұрын
You don't know what a chimney is? Or do you not know what flying is?
@TheBagirzade13 жыл бұрын
now BECKHAM play in L.A.GALAXY BUT HE ONE OF A.C.MILAN AND MAN.UTD.
@scotlandr13 жыл бұрын
I was really wanting that volley to go in..like fuck, what a shot!
@CerebralhHh12 жыл бұрын
Becks grew up as a Man U fan, but his son Romeo prefers Arsenal...
@MrZameel12312 жыл бұрын
That is the biggest bullcrap i have ever seen ahahaahhaahahahahha
@ChocolateTampon11 жыл бұрын
Thanks, not many people believe me. In fact I am at David Beckhams house right now. He's making me a cup of tea as I type this. Victoria just brought in a lovely selection of sandwiches.
@thesnowdens12 жыл бұрын
Brilliant when beckham came on, the entire place chanted "there's only one David beckham" until he touched the ball then a resounding "BOOOOO" love terrace humour when everyone joins in!!!
@usernamealredytaken12 жыл бұрын
Standing AND clapping, not often you see that at Old Trafford
@MastaKilla198912 жыл бұрын
Beckham to captain Euro 2012!! at the very least the Team GB!
@ManCityRoxTS12 жыл бұрын
Don't make fake nonsense story up.
@reddest812 жыл бұрын
becks will always be united's darling
@2001SAL12 жыл бұрын
which team is he in now
@Volvoman9011 жыл бұрын
I smell bullshit. Who the fuck calls petrol "gas" in the UK?
@Sam1878Henry12 жыл бұрын
Why is everyone saying the team they support? ..everton fan
@SonicmailmanV211 жыл бұрын
Seems like Beckham only carries £50 notes, good on ya son!
@84WAKEUP12 жыл бұрын
n matter how great u hit it if it does not go in its like
@MonseiurToiners11 жыл бұрын
Wonder how many Man Utd fans say gas instead of petrol?
@raefcains278112 жыл бұрын
dont tell the press. so you put it on the internet.....
@ProbablyCoolerThanU11 жыл бұрын
I remember meeting Beckham for the first time, I will NEVER forget it... I going through the drive through at mcdonalds... I order a plain chicken sandwich meal, large with a strawberry milkshake and a miniegg mcflurry... I drive down to the last window to collect my meal and shat myself... it's only DAVID BECKHAM handing me over my food... and a £50 note.
@vincedoona895111 жыл бұрын
Not my shit chimney if thats what youre insinuating..
@RyanYianni12 жыл бұрын
There's only one David Beckham! Beckham always a Red!
@waynerooney719011 жыл бұрын
LMAO! These David Beckham comments are fucking class
@goblingoon9011 жыл бұрын
not the last time he played in the champions league