David Lucas Destroys

From David Lucas latest appearance on Kill Tony featuring Ryan Long and Chris Faga.
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David Lucas was born in Macon, GA. He started acting an early age, performing in numerous stage plays at the Macon Little Theatre. He relocated to Hollywood where he was a contestant on, “MTV Yo Momma”. He has since written for several television shows and continues to perform stand up all over the country (for such comedians as Louis CK, Erik Griffin, Joe Rogan, Brendan Schaub, Tony Hinchcliffe, Bert Kreisher, DL Hughley and many more) He is a regular on Kill Tony. Catch him on tour currently with Brendan Schaub and Joe Rogan!

[@EMP-Music]

Ryan deserves the heat here for interrupting all of David’s punch lines

[@PowuhToSeven]

I thought they were gonna mention it. He was only talking to stomp all over Lucas' jokes. Bad form.

[@toreba]

Bro his jokes are cringy

[@tclyde865]

He got a few good ones in there none of em made me laugh though. His delivery is just off

[@alfonzo9289]

"You look like you cried when Aaron Carter died" bahahaha holy shit. Pure gold.

[@SIKE01]

he's the only one that did🥲

[@homealone5087]

Aaron Carter is dead? Oh shit that crazy ass died in his bathtub

[@sjadev]

Ryan totally missed an opportunity to come back at David with an “I want candy” joke.

[@scg81790]

I almost did. We all failed him.

[@Toddis]

The Tony sitting on a stump and telling how old it was joke had me choking on my tea

[@Ajaxx47]

Bro I was just gonna comment that, honestly the first comeback joke I’ve heard in a long ass time that made me laugh out loud hysterically

[@bobbosworld6795]

Choking on my tears* you mean. From crying laughing lmfao

[@emoryolsoff96]

FR holy cow I haven't laughed so hard in a long time

[@JJWalters]

Was the Aaron Carter died joke for me. David is a roast comedy machine

[@thehumandrive]

that part sent me over the edge lol fucking hilarious moment

[@zachofall]

The stump joke is one of the funniest things of all time

[@robtriton]

Literally crying laughing!!!! He's a roast champ!

[@triptank7857]

100% 🤣👌

[@mangaas]

It's a re-packaged lollipop joke, that everyone used to make about Tony for being a closeted gay. It was always in the comments when he was on JRE. Man... comedy is dead, just a bunch of hacks stealing old memes and farming the internet for jokes.

[@ondemandslapperandclapper]

@@mangaasboooo

[@Taureg]

@@mangaasWell said, thats an old joke

[@man4145]

David and tony are so quick with their rebuttals it’s actually pure genius. It’s so cool to listen to

[@slippi2476]

that diabetes stump rebuttle to one of the best roasts ever was seriously something to behold xD

[@Neonuance]

“Tony you can sit on a stump and tell us how old that tree was” I haven’t belly laughed like that in a while

[@unholylemonpledge9730]

I feel so bad for ryan he bombed harder than anyone in human history

[@HillcrestGames]

He was probably fucked up, probably his fault.

[@rocksolid8643]

True but the crowd wasn't throwing him any bones

[@tpl1339]

@@rocksolid8643 how could they those jokes were insanely bad

[@rocksolid8643]

Most of the jokes are bad. It only matters if the crowd laughs

[@nurobeatz]

Made Adam Ray look funny.

[@williambergamot1342]

Ryan Long visibly crying inside for the large parts of this was funny

[@krylonking420s]

Can’t believe Ryan tried to roast David with those long winded pre written jokes…. 😂

[@Splatteringram]

I love how David clocked him for it too

[@stilltrill198]

David was unstoppable and on point, this is def one of my favorite sets from him on this show

[@darthkrator9366]

Tony told him not to roast the guests but Ryan definitely deserved it especially cuz he kept cutting Tony off, and David knew that!!!

[@mike54996]

David looking like Ceelo no greens.

[@jamescurran6277]

Goddamn that's good.

[@Grey_mind]

Nice😂

[@bigmedge]

Ceelo himself looks like Ceelo no greens

[@MrDank132]

Felt so bad for Ryan. He was definitely having an off night and he caught all the smoke lmfao

[@theohuioiesin6519]

Bombing is also funny. Just in a very different way.

[@youlig1]

@@theohuioiesin6519 Yes sometimes. But Ryan kept saying stuff the same way. That made it painful to watch for me personally. i like Ryan's podcast and stand up. but this episode was just painfully bad for me. he should have just stopped saying stuff at any point

[@jjkenneth2468]

Off night ? he’s a redbar fool

[@Tiddyliterature]

@@youlig1he’s a goddamn soldier that’s why he kept goin on. He’s relentless even when he should probably give up.

[@iGigaCow]

@@Tiddyliterature true that. Bomb or not gotta give him credit for maintaining face and trying.

[@DylzNZ]

Ryan looks straight at his written material on his phone as soon as Lucas is announced 🤣🤣🤣 he thought he was ready 🤣 🤣🤣

[@Retcon__]

You know its good when you start feeling bad for them 🤣

[@whodis000]

I didn't watch this episode in it's entirety but he looks weirdly uncomfortable like he's scared of a black guy 😂 I might be wrong he might have been just having a bad night but he just seems uncomfortable around black people

[@bryankowalczyk3982]

@@whodis000 tbh that's a very weird take that shit never would of even came to my head lol I think it was more likely he was coked out, then your theory

[@jerichojones2722]

@@bryankowalczyk3982 yeah he seemed off. i know coke doesnt do anything for my creative juices lol. just makes me more confident about spouting bull shit

[@Splatteringram]

Trueeeee 🤣🤣🤣

[@nuttybullkinetings]

The stump joke was the best thing I’ve heard in awhile 😂

[@gordonsmith5589]

Old joke

[@MarionsFans]

I literally applauded at the stump joke!!! That was creative af 😂

[@Taureg]

thank you are an idiot, its an old roast joke

[@jonathanparnell3175]

The more I watch these the more respect I have for Tony, he's actually the best roaster

[@BiltsOne]

When he said "You look like you cried, when Aaorn Carter died" , I lost it. 🤣🤣

[@jeremym1288]

"He looks like Patrick, I mean Patrice, O'neal" - Ryan stepped on his own joke as he was saying it...

[@reflect_earth]

he didn't even say "I mean". Patrick "Patrice" O'neal, as if that's his full name. obviously not on purpose but still painful

[@j69199]

If he said i hope u end up like Patrice O'Neal too that might've redeemed him 😆

[@andreaholcock8992]

@@j69199naw it would have bombed like every other thing he said lol

[@magos_0083]

@@andreaholcock8992lmao

[@fawwazshah]

David Lucas spends 5 minutes on his set and the rest of the week thinking of jokes to roast Tony with

[@whodis000]

😭😭😂 so true, he goes in on tony straight away

[@tralalalatrollin]

Its on sight on the spot. His roasts arent written

[@TarantinosChin]

@@tralalalatrollinpeople hate on talent, it’s a human flaw

[@genie3531]

@@TarantinosChinthese jokes were actually hilarious but I mean watch his set before his HOF video, literally says the same roast that’s in the video he’s about to watch and that was after people saw he had been reusing roasts

[@Ammon6]

That dude is a regular guest, but he didn't know how the roast game works. Therefore he got blasted into the heavens by David. Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@donotcareatall]

Just because you’re sitting next to Tony doesn’t mean your immune to bombing

[@passportstampin]

Why is you + are so hard for so many people? It’s you’re*.

[@bryankowalczyk3982]

@@passportstampin he was right the first one, could of been spell check. Relax.

[@mr.drummond2250]

“You can sit on a tree stump and tell us how old it is” lmaooo damnnn that gave me roast me vibes haha great work man

[@nicholasdiaz7920]

That’s the same vibe I got !!!! That joke would’ve been for Billy sorrells

[@lancegoodthrust546]

I've never heard of David Lucas until an hour ago. This is my second video.... instant fan! Seriously, I've laughed in this video more than4 seasons' worth of SNL.

[@slippi2476]

not saying much lol

[@malcolmcooks9772]

He'll be a great writer for SNL

[@joeyzaza9620]

I love how Tony gathered the loud table & Ryan when he tried to step all over David’s jokes! 👏🏾👏🏾

[@Vicariousleighilive..]

Tony’s got three responses “omg” , “that is true I actually do that” , “ I love it”

[@DRED1224]

"How dare u"

[@mischieftheband7904]

Its funny how comedians turn to their drinks when David roasts them 😂

[@mhjyuti]

That whole show Ryan was terrified every time another comedian was being introduced 😂😂

[@coffeeyouu]

Glad David stuck it to Ryan Long trying to hard David was a shark in the water and Ryan was a bleeding seal lmao

[@Iwayne420]

You absolutely killed it!

[@headbobgunpants4858]

"it's like beetlejuice" KILLS😂

[@nicholasdiaz7920]

The great boo kapone once said, THEY HAVE TO GREASE YOUR SIDES DOWN AND KICK YOU THROUGH THE DOOR 😂

[@YoungJoone]

The crazy part is... if you watch Roast Me, it becomes obvious how crazy good the competition is.

[@Musashi_Sheedo13]

Facts

[@konflicted1729]

Not the watch

[@SL1MZ]

GOAT I still believe David deserves a perma spot on that table

[@LackaJudgment]

I will never get tired watching David Lucas roasting tf out of people, this man is quickly reaching the height of his comedic powers

[@smithers9155]

To be fair Ryan had some great lines during the show but David shook Ryan to his core and he bombed a lot after this. David out here taking souls

[@DankSwegSkuxxXhayel]

No he didn't... He stepped on jokes the whole night and sat there trying too hard to be funny, nothing he said got a genuine laugh out of the room...

[@Ryo7_7]

😂

[@tatooine_dream]

'great lines' okey dokey

[@jeremym1288]

True. But when David came at him, Ryan stepped on his own jokes...

[@smithers9155]

@@DankSwegSkuxxXhayel he got a few big laughs from the room and had Tony laughing. Before David roasted him. Go watch the episode again

[@patrickhenry4286]

Haha man, I'm glad you uploaded this, the king of roasting for real, you killed those guys.

[@px7zz]

I fucking love Ryan long and david so this was a huge treat. Every single time I'm never disappointed. The energy man.

[@voyageeats1409]

6:00 the way tony laughs 😂

[@youknowelgin]

That Aaron Carter and Tree Stump joke are some of the best things I’ve heard man 😂gosssshhhh

[@Syte425]

These Tony and David roasts are becoming truly legendary. Hilarious

[@ARSENICKMUSIC]

They truly are. David constantly makes fun of Tony appearing gay and Tony constantly makes fun of David being fat. The incredible variation of those two topics just displays how creative and quick-witted these guys are !

[@Syte425]

@@ARSENICKMUSIC 💯

[@FTCFootball]

You're the only comic that makes me laugh out loud joke after joke. You're incredible bro!

[@LavizzoPack]

That tree stump joke was brought to you by David’s Roast Me: Battlegrounds experience 🤞🏽😂😂😂

[@Hurley164]

Bruh I would listen to you and Tony go at for hours

[@andreaholcock8992]

Phrasing!

[@Skorp-eon]

The way you and William shut Ryan down with his attempt at insults was hilarious .

[@GritsAndEggsPod]

Strawberry shortcake, sweet potato pie 😂😂😂😂

[@MrBibb-ig3bn]

Now David Lucas is ready to ride☠️

[@stephennewman5936]

Apple turnover, fist full of fries…

[@TheEconomicExpert]

Damn. I’ve watched a lot of these videos of David on Kill Tony, and this was the best one. Good lord. Unstoppable force. I was dying laughing

[@xerostrifer3445]

The response time from David is incredible

[@colinrodgers5657]

Oh my lord. Ryan did end up looking super uncomfortable

[@chrislowe8212]

Tony became a 10x better roaster I think it’s because of David he stepped up

[@KyleJames-]

this shit had me crying 😂😂😂 yall went in!

[@zerohecks4864]

Ryan Long got eviscerated on this one.

[@LoowheezeBreeze]

2:52 I think Ryan actually had the best joke of the segment...

[@shangee2275]

It was too wordy. He should've just said Chik Fillet is closed Sunday cause you eat there Saturday.

[@SNNetwork]

truly appreciate how much you enjoyed this david haha

[@dksilvers1759]

Jesus Christ Ryan Long getting eviscerated by David Lucas was like hearing Patrice tear into Voss back in the day.

[@viewer7101]

6:06 "Gay jokes are his bread and butter, which is also his bread and butter. I've been sitting in that on for years." Sums up every Tony/David interaction.

[@cmorebeats]

“I’m 0 for 2 with David Lucas” 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

[@dboutte36]

Damn… David continues his rise to stardom. Shit was dumb funny

[@ReactNotion]

This crowd was not messing with Ryan at all 🤣

[@SolidMikeP]

My brother told me about Kill Tony last week....now I am about 1,500 hrs deep into listening to David Lucas roast everyone.

[@DesignRhythm]

"Throw in the towel Mickey!" 🤣🤣🤣 Poor Ryan

[@OnlyRockets]

First KZbin video where I had to pause because I could not breathe from laughing, fucking love this man, hilarious

[@curtisburns]

"You look like you cried when Aaron Carter died".

[@Chugg.Norris]

A human daddy long leg spider 😂😂😂

[@slimerone]

That Aaron Carter line was comedy

[@HburgMMAInstitute]

Hahaha! "Mt. Vesuvius!" That was hilarious!

[@CorridorJ]

Lol Ryan long BOMBED!! You could see how nervous he is though

[@c0nc3ntr8d6]

This was some of your best stuff yet.

[@KingOFFLINE]

*LOL next time Billy Sorrels sees David Lucas on Roast Me:* "That's what you be saying on the weekends, 'coming to the stage, Tony Hinchcliffe!'"

[@mikestoolfun]

I have been watching David Lucas and Tony clips tor the last 20hrs! 😂😂😂😂. I cant get enough: 😂😂

[@IzkAndrew]

David's brain needs to be studied 😂😂 like holy fuck this guy is great

[@colinjones8265]

I stay rewatching these like it’s my first time

[@jamarmcgriff639]

Easily your best work on kill tony. Dawwwg I was in tears I woke my fucking son up laughing so loud 😂😂😂

[@cmartin6109]

YES

[@donharalson8880]

The best in the game now!!

[@jakeclinton6571]

Man that min tonight was f'n killer, funny as hell! Your always original and hilarious became one of my favorite comedians in less than a year hands down

[@TravisLee1018]

I fucking love David and Tony’s relationship

[@orionvassi]

"David Lucas Destroys Ryan Long." Sounds like the title of a g__ p___ film.

[@PurpleWeasel1323]

sounds like tonys search history

[@mansbestanky4017]

they make this shit look easy, but it really does take a lot of skill to riff so easily like that

[@dennispugh7368]

"You look like you remove hornets nests with no pants on" I was 💀💀💀

[@vinzetti22]

Haha david constantly laughs at his own jokes, which makes it funnier

[@jcddupuy]

love it, comes up with burns that literally make no sense and are out and out insanely hilarious ..the master.

[@Seanpfree]

Ooga Booga 😂😂😂😂

[@brianblile7946]

He’s so perfect!! Love this guy! Not many comics can think on their feet like him!😊😅

[@lotsoffun4939]

“You never said no” “you only said no two times”

[@djbowlz2128]

Ryan will never be the same

[@TravisLee1018]

The tree stump joke fuckin killed me😭🤣

[@juggbot4572]

9:03 Tony gets to realize his dream every Monday night. Praying for us all to have the same experience

[@richardjarquin9498]

Everytime I watch a David Lucas video I can always count on him to start off saying “yyeeeaaaaaaaaaa”

[@sayfirenix9354]

Kept saying all he got is gay jokes so David hit em with the "Eric Carter "😅😂❤

[@jorgesalinas3367]

Craig from all def needs to be on this damn shit

[@tribeard5424]

A guest bombing is worse than any comedian bombing.

[@SouthExodz]

The Aaron Carter joke was incredible

[@devbyrd1]

You were on point bro that was fire

[@yourboymaleko]

Lucas a future GOAT

[@unc9106]

“You look like you cried when Aaron Carter died” 😂😂😂

[@davidbrantley6026]

Love Ryan Long. It was great seeing him on the show

[@Dave-ie1fs]

Fucking love that first joke! 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheJols]

Hahaha! Ryan already ate it and here David is rubbing it in.

[@otterriverhotel]

Yes David! You absolutely destroyed him!

[@mikehancho6674]

You always do the work my guy love the show but when you are there it hits different never change dude