David Lucas Left Speechless Trying to Roast BADDIE on Stage

[@leon.benedict]

"Cant roast pretty girls" he says, while he's been roasting Tony for years.

[@Okillydokilly69]

This says more about the type of women you find attractive . Lmao , you think Tony is pretty !

[@leon.benedict]

@@Okillydokilly69 He's about an Austin 6

[@Okillydokilly69]

David about to have another baby mama … or two

[@MediCali951]

@@Okillydokilly69it’s a joke swoosh

[@undbiter65]

💀

[@armandomacias8403]

That girl squatted the entire roast like every joke was a dick

[@fabulousxtina]

😂😂😂

[@ridiculogan2962]

fr spreading the legs is like instinct

[@dayligs]

don't needa sell a fake laugh that hard

[@ohgeazy]

Not funny

[@pfftwhut7638]

she was tryna scratch that itchy loosy poosy

[@whoopityscoop9575]

That “you look like the weeknd ate the weeknd after eating all weeknd” line was hilarious.

[@pfftwhut7638]

yeah david talkin about "better" but he opened with a cutting grass line SMFH that shit hack af talkin about messicans lol

[@taylorfitch8919]

Yeah props to that guy! He killed it! 😂

[@Lolerburger]

It'd be better if anyone knew who tf that was.

[@ItsSKthestupidrapper]

​@@Lolerburgerno weirdo

[@hooptastic_hippie8522]

@@Lolerburger it seems like you may be one of only a few who don't know who the Weekend is

[@TyGosketch]

he said "You got the energy of a rescue dog..." Im in the office screaming! he was right about roasting that pretty girl. There was absolutely nothing to be said but "have a good night."

[@chaosido19]

Literally burst out laughing

[@charlespancamo9771]

I ain't watched the clip yet but I bet you I can fire off on this hoe.

[@obijuankenobi420]

We still calling the bathroom the "office" in 2023 ?

[@pfftwhut7638]

hell naw there's a lot to be said. she thought onlyfans energy is a compliment. she contributing to the downfall of society. she ain't got nothing to offer but azz. she looks like every broken chick with that hair lookin like algae. talking about growth all she can talk about is seeing dudes deek grow. whole time she kept moving like she needed to scratch that tuna can tween her legs, she squirming from the ITCH, i can practically smell her through the damn screen... LOLOLOL you a simp, can't roast a ho...pfft yeah right SMFH EDIT: thought it was about the green hair chick. that other one was fine. i'd clown that bra she wearing with the fake under teet lines like as if she needed the help. that shit thirsty

[@marklatham1414]

Don't want to ruin his potential chances with her later on that night. A man of culture.

[@TheR3ALcharli3Br0wn]

“Get yo perfect a$$ outta here!” 😂😂😂 she was a baddy fa sho

[@killekillekille1]

somebody get her @

[@TheMisadventuresOfWiggy]

What's with blacks with their goblin fetishes🙄

[@tr1ck0]

@@killekillekille1why?

[@speedracer8996]

@@tr1ck0 I wonder.. think about it, pretty sure you can figure it out.

[@Edelce]

@@tr1ck0 to be a horny creep obviously

[@Joe.305.]

“The energy of a rescue dog” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Joe.305.]

@@damondpleasant3828 😂😂

[@MillionDollarMullettt]

Buddy got his ass with the Weekend joke💀

[@37thousand]

Fr lol

[@danielfernandez2513]

Energy of a Rescued Dog, LMFAO

[@chieftron]

I was dead LOL!

[@tonyelite5714]

Best line of the whole roast

[@ev446]

that dude was def on shrooms lol

[@daxid_____]

😭😭😭

[@Ec3z]

“You look like the weekend on the weekend after he ate all weekend”😂😂😂😂

[@uncleelroy9867]

"you got good knees" LMFAO!!!! Lucas cooold wit it!

[@PaigeAshliegh]

_“You look like you would be in a gender neutral reboot of scooby-do.”_ Hilarious joke being slept on, too accurate!💯 🤣🤣😂

[@rvh9876]

Calling that dude "weary" was perfect. He had to be fucked up on something. Then some beautiful, put together person shows up... what is he supposed to do with that? She was honestly perfect. Damn.

[@TubaTones]

@@marciestoddard730except the chick with the rock hard nipples, she was perfect.

[@Prosodyy]

The of girl killed the vibe with those cracked out movements😂

[@drgopta2180]

finally someone said it.

[@VFL0519]

Some kinda automatic chicken wing leg situations I saw it too. Not even just drugs really just stripping so long she can’t help but randomly buss it open 😂

[@fabulousxtina]

SHE LITERALLY SELLS HER BODY & SOUL FOR A LIVING & IS A BIG TIME DRUGGIE😖

[@Prosodyy]

@@VFL0519 💀💀💀

[@obijuankenobi420]

Shit made me cringe outta nowhere

[@Tommyxp420]

Dude had me cut TF up when he said "He so weary." 😂😂😂😂

[@Dineshstylist]

The rescue dog joke was so on point 💯🔥😂

[@BcnEggNChz_]

"you got the energy of a rescue dog" HOLY FUCK LMFAOOO

[@caterpie911]

How crazy is it that we live in a time where you can ask any girl if she does OF, and not only is she not offended by the question, but that the chance is actually 50/50 she'll say yes and be proud of that.

[@joel1228]

"it take you all day to kick someone's ass" took me TF out lmaooo

[@dru4670]

We need a back and forth from the guests. I think Lucas enjoys the roast backs.😁

[@PaullHutchh]

David is so chill when he roasts I love it. Knows how to take a joke and dish it out 💯🔥

[@realitybites1253]

Yeah, okay African. Go back to Africa and make Africa great.

[@andressandoval9043]

Getting roasted by David Lucas would be an honor! Lmao

[@atx1722]

Greg Geraldo would be an honor, David Lucas would have a heart attack.

[@andressandoval9043]

@@atx1722 Greg Geraldo was the GOAT and one of the first true pioneers to do it! Sad he is gone.

[@johnd5398]

That last one was perfect... got the energy of a rescue dog. lol That dude came up to the stage like, "is it okay if I step the carpet??"

[@swingramento9162]

“Prolly eat naked” got me dead 💀😂

[@josephwesward]

Many have been called to fistbump David but few can answer to his roasts.

[@dillonr2610]

That last guy looked like he stumbled onto the stage like he was in the wrong building trying to find the bathroom 😂

[@timotharcher]

To roast is a one thing... to roast funny is another.... but to Roast funny with a speed of light... That is another level. Fearless and merciless... the way it supposed to be.

[@McBandycars]

Out of everything I've seen this is for sure the best I have seen on David Lucas.

[@ric3p0]

David really keeps getting funnier. Keep up the hustle

[@realitybites1253]

Racism is funny, yes. I'm sure he wouldn't like it if you talked about how he looked like a gorilla that let itself go... Or he looks like he eats all the feces from every bathroom he uses just like Africans do...

[@mattmendez4363]

The energy of a rescue dog is spot on 😅

[@miniRILLO]

Hell yeah David! More of this please.

[@poloreacts27]

The Librarian was a smoke show

[@damo8344]

energy of a rescue dog is hilarious hahahah

[@icecool85]

This was straight gold. I need more 🔥

[@antonlvdm]

Dude, you're just getting better and better!! Keep putting in those hours! 💪

[@albertosaldana7456]

He’s a vet, if theres a person with the most hours its him.

[@antonlvdm]

@@albertosaldana7456 He is a vet on Kill Tony. I don't think that is where he aims to peak at.

[@gdubya03]

This is too funny. Props to you man. That takes some mad skills

[@joshuatealeaves]

4:19 you know they’re hot when you’re miming drinking from an empty glass

[@joshmoxey.]

I almost choked on my food at "gender neutral reboot of scooby-do" 😂😂😂 most underrated joke in here

[@lc400matt]

I was there at this show & this man had me wheezing! He needs to post the clip of when he had the flamboyant dude escorted out of the venue at this show lmao

[@minimojobot]

i was at this show and david had to kick out the most flamboyant dude for not shutting up lol 10/10 show

[@samtipton9402]

Man much respect and luv to David Lucas I've been a fan for yrs ever since Roast Me great seeing all the success u and the crew are havin,keep grinding🤎✊️

[@no-oneyou-know1558]

Bro said he cant roast pretty girls.. like they havent roasted him his whole life 😂🤣

[@marklatham1414]

Don't want to ruin his potential chances with her later on that night. A man of culture.

[@suryaruthala3746]

lmao fr@@marklatham1414

[@ThomasLeo]

Energy of a rescue dog was so on point

[@tech1238]

The scooby doo one got me good 😅

[@callmecasso7606]

cryin lol

[@OG_Flower_Child]

David is made for this 🤣

[@brianfaulkner2259]

David Lucas, I don’t know where you come from(I kno Ga) but I definitely would like to thank your parents man, so glad to have your comedy gracing our lives. The truth can be, the most hurtful, the funniest, & when you’re really lucky, it’s both

[@brianwatkin8548]

"Energy of a rescue dog" is fantastic.

[@ByronicLuke]

😂😂That weekend joke😂😂

[@chrislowe8212]

Energy of rescue dog is crazy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kaijoslynn]

Made me cackle lol

[@bioburden]

Amazing stuff David, keep up the great work! Greetings from Ireland 😎

[@Jonesy0218]

Bro I’m crying at the rescue dog energy 😂😂😂😂

[@WawieRode]

David looking like he's gunna bust through that brick wall talking bout "oh yeah!"

[@Fistfulofdollarsinthedicegame]

What was shortys only fans?

[@unc9106]

“You got good knees” 😂😂😂

[@gz4l72]

Listen energy of a rescue dog on the fly is crazy hahahhahahahahhaaa

[@torontoenvironment9899]

I'm so happy for you. If you can please make a video around your whole night at a Kill Tony event. Now that you're a star and it would be unreal to see your POV from walking in to the green room to your set to any after-party now that you're the man from the place you were discovered. This would be great content.

[@jxrion]

This is a pretty neat idea

[@johnherron1504]

lmao thats never gonna happen you dont understand to point of a green room apparently

[@noobygods]

@@johnherron1504came here to say this

[@mobomediachannel7101]

Good content for Only Eating Fans

[@wicked1707]

"You look like the weeknd ate the weeknd, after eating all weekend" Was the best joke of the whole video.

[@txbonafidevendetta]

Thanks. Came up with it in the fly

[@RogerMance]

"Energy of a rescue dog" 😂😂😂

[@jojons13]

Energy of a rescue dog is WILD lmao

[@michaeljordan3084]

Ok that’s the best stuff I’ve seen so far. Nice work

[@D-NICE33]

DAMN that 2nd girls NIPPLES...PEANUT M&M'S!!!

[@Darksagan]

Second chick was a baddie. Man theres no way I would stand up there so props to all of them.

[@williamrice7961]

Lil ass feet with that big ass body 😂I’m ROLLIN 😂

[@rankedcodj]

Bruh the rescue dog joke killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@saem901901]

Bro this is genius, just David roasting bunch of regular people in ever city. Lined up for the slaughter, then he bathes in their bloood, before devouring them whole. Poetry. 😮‍💨

[@scottyben191]

Love these. Lucas is a Beast.

[@imjustsaying670]

The energy of a rescue dog 😂😂😂😂😂

[@blaisehanon]

energy of a rescue dog was amazing..lolololololol

[@ScottySwanMagic]

Cool but what’s her onlyfans tho?

[@theniceones1613]

*Notice how she diverts the only fans questions to David*

[@T_D_B_]

Poor dear thinks her Dad might love still her, a tiny bit... n o p e

[@mikefelty2625]

​@@T_D_B_Yeah if he couldn't even bring back the milk, he never loved her.

[@taefithendo]

very impressive how you went from add roasting to being on stage with good sets and still roasting.

[@andrewjacksonbr]

That Weekend joke was accurate

[@treyday5200]

Bro smakked him with that weeknd joke.

[@VangoghC5C]

That weekend joke was funny though

[@Willen_6]

"You got the energy of a rescue dog" 😅😂

[@theancientsam]

when he said "nah i dont want an only fans I HAVE A CAREER" hit so hard lmao

[@_wombman_]

😂❤David when you coming back to Ontario CA. ?

[@mirrorking2]

haha this was lit, the pretty girl, the rescue dog. jesus he was on point.

[@zachofall]

That rescue dog joke sent me

[@philforrence]

What talent! Always amazed by people who have that kind of mind

[@Mike-r1r2z]

Looks like the weekend after he ate the weekend after he been eating all weekend 🤣🤣🤣

[@ohhreally92]

Holy shit that was hilarious. "You've got the energy of a rescue dog" hahahaha how the fuck do you think of that 😅😅

[@Grifynmusic]

“This nigga weary” 😂😂😂

[@YouArentSlick]

“You look like you were born in a food truck” 😂😂😂

[@treasuremonkey]

Six and a half minutes of straight excellence 😂

[@MaxIsBackInTown]

I died when he said “ this Nigga weary” 😂

[@OnePissedOffHippie]

One day, David will roast me, and it will be of epic proportions. 🖤

[@nocheapdopamine725]

“This nigga weary?!” Sent me😂😂😂😂😂

[@netjiesgolf]

Now you can actually hear how good the The Motherships sounds is - WOW !!

[@FGPmoreP]

Energy of a rescue dog got me bad! You’ve been used and abused 🤣

[@djjusparty]

the edible hit on that last dude soon as he walked up there lmao

[@LeifCoffield]

Baddie made him drink from an empty cup fr 😂4:19

[@zeno-musashi7976]

"WhaImSpostaDohuhuha🤷‍♂️" 💀😂

[@dillonr2610]

Lol Ivan came out swinging 😂

[@carlostyler6344]

That shoulder shimmy from Ricky Martin made me uncomfortable🤣 3:31

[@101amuro]

5:17 this was FIREEE

[@jwise209]

"The Weeknd after he ate all weekend" was funny

[@no_tread_]

Love this format.

[@jones4753]

Energy of a rescue dog is WILD 🤣

[@Tommy-rn6wz]

The rescue dog line was incredible

[@justinburton918]

Roasting Fans! Genuinely Genius !