David Lucas ROASTS Jeff Ross, Dave Attell, and Tony Hinchcliffe

David Lucas roasts Jeff Ross, Dave Attell and Tony Hinchcliffe on the latest episode of Kill Tony. David Lucas is currently on tour, see his dates below.
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David Lucas was born in Macon, GA. He started acting an early age, performing in numerous stage plays at the Macon Little Theatre. He relocated to Hollywood where he was a contestant on, “MTV Yo Momma”. He has since written for several television shows and continues to perform stand up all over the country (for such comedians as Louis CK, Erik Griffin, Joe Rogan, Brendan Schaub, Tony Hinchcliffe, Bert Kreisher, DL Hughley and many more) He is a regular on Kill Tony. Catch him on tour currently with Brendan Schaub and Joe Rogan!

[@e-pflow3144]

the "jeff ross drawers on your head" was the killer line of that set.

[@korbindallas8224]

Clearly, it was not

[@illuminati5160]

Nah the alopecia joke was better

[@Etk333]

Either alopecia or the homeless video game final boss

[@jctrewin]

100%

[@TheJCinator]

It was great how spontaneous it was. But the police sketch of Paula dean and the last dude you gotta battle to get a tent lines were so good. Bro came prepared

[@majedmajed6068]

David literally took 3 veteran comedians at once. This is super impressive

[@trashpanda7752]

Not just Veterans but 3 of the most creative roasters in comedy!

[@Hisoka.44]

Pause

[@NuckBasty]

Just remember this is a neutered and sober Dave Attel 😂 in another point of time this would of definitely been an epic clash

[@DinDooIt]

@@NuckBasty Yeah, dude looks broken, fr.

[@240hash]

Dave and who else?

[@deepghetto8968]

I love Dave Attell just absorbing the vicious roasts and not flinching at all. Such a veteran. Great roasts David.

[@jackgreenstalk777]

He loved being roasted, he enjoys top tier comedy, being one of the greats it has to be really funny for him to love it as much as he did😂

[@dylanhealy8126]

He also gave him a huge compliment, he said always new material in front of a crowd, that takes balls”

[@johnc7860]

Safe.

[@Dustyfingers]

Jeff Ross has the same roasts towards Dave

[@Nostalgio]

If homeless was a video game you would be the last guy battling for a tent. ⛺️ I’m DEAD! 💀☠️

[@lesleyd2448]

😂😂

[@kyucklebeans]

Such an epic burn. My favorite roast ever. I mean I wanted him to wreck Dave Atell and he did even better than I hoped

[@cjloiro]

you look like the last n they gotta battle to get a tent*

[@Dreammule]

Yeah. He meant that Dave looks like the last boss you have to battle for a tent. Which is my favorite roast David has done. What makes it so good, other then the accuracy, is its depth. In the vagrant world, the most senior or in general, the man with the highest status within the homeless community, will usually have the best, most desired tent location. Thats what makes it so clever, if that was what David was actually thinking about when he added the "for a tent" part. He could have just been thinking "what would you be battling for if homeless was a game?" and tent was the first thing he thought of, which would be the first thing most ppl would think and it just so happen to be a perfect, clever fit..... Anyways, stoned overanalyzing say what now where?

[@mauriliosanchezolivarez]

@@DreammuleI like your take homie. Also stoned here 🙋🏾‍♂️ My thought process was similar to yours only my final analysis was this…Dave’s the final boss of da fictional video game *HOMLESS* If *HOMELESS* is Super Mario Bros, then Dave’s bowser Playing Mario sunshine for the first time to completion 🤙🏾

[@tedavidson]

That alopecia line had me rolling 🤣💀

[@TheEconomicExpert]

He came up with that so incredibly quickly

[@joemama-lq9yx]

Too fukin funny

[@matthewgriffiths9642]

Came here for this….

[@RickyVall3y]

Comedic genius

[@SIKE01]

keep his aunt's name out of his mouth!

[@planetlog4340]

Some of the best comedians out there are scared to even talk to this guy, and David out here just ending his life LMAO

[@MetalFacedGamer]

I think you're missing the respect the aspect. You really don't think those dudes could have leveled him. I've been f****** with David for quite a while but you really in your heart of hearts. Believe that Jeff, Ross and Dave could not have melted? It was fun. Friendly banter some good jokes. Also a ton of diffusing so no one's eagle got hurt. No stepping on jokes. Good s*** everyone got out... Just overall good s***

[@omggarrett]

David could be replaced by a random AI text generator "You look like a x that is y and z"

[@mc2156]

I want a Lucas vs Ross roast battle more than anything lol give ‘em a week to prepare

[@bryenlipford965]

@@omggarrett okay retard you get up there and do his job then. Or sit there on your screen being a do-nothing loser-ass naysayer

[@mariusloveless7880]

@@omggarrett Yea lol that's essentially what roasting is , the skill to it is the speed of your wit, it's the ability to be able to cobble together X,Y and Z on the spot, very quickly and make it funny. Roasting is hard while amongst good friends at times let alone on stage, in front of a crowd, lights on you, everyone expecting you to be funny and having 3 professional comedians come at you on the spot. David Lucas is pretty damn quick.

[@Somegoy]

If Dave Attell and Jeff Ross have a hard time handling you you know your gonna be a badass comedian

[@lilkujo]

You used the wrong tense sir. He IS a badass comedian

[@Somegoy]

@lilkujo He's a really badass roaster, comedian takes some time and he's good but not great quite yet

[@mattyicemadebeats6320]

@@Somegoyfact

[@vandalg282]

Not true at all, many legends aren't great roasters. Everyone wants to be Rickles, some are just boring dudes outside of work.

[@TheMendo123]

Would be cool to see David Lucas against Nick Diapolo. Or Patrice or Giraldo back in the day. Just imagine

[@RabidNewts]

“If you’re here then who’s working for every Denny’s everywhere” goddamn😂😂😂

[@andrescaiced2993]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AndThenShwarmaAfter]

looool annihilated

[@baTonkaTruck]

Dude Attell looked like he was actively dying till he got clipped with a roast then 20 years dropped off his ass and he went mental. Absolute legend.

[@raiderraider84]

Bro I fucking died at Jeff Ross’s alopecia joke 😂😂😂

[@eddiesimon6779]

That was very under appreciated I think. The place should’ve exploded. I was dying 😂

[@HawaiianSundayz]

Help 😂💀

[@TheLastDonaldYouMcRonald]

" If homeless was a video game you look like the boss you gotta fight to get a tent" 😆🤣

[@trixflyordie]

Had me dying

[@yonnylicious]

David gets respect from the greats. Dave is a great in the making.

[@cripnamedblood]

Are you an idiot? No one on that stage is great

[@puertoricanboy100]

Yea Dave Attell seems like a rising star.

[@the4rtistandtheproduc3r]

​@@puertoricanboy100😂

[@Nini_369]

David hit the archives and took it back with the classic middle school joke “Naked Mole Rat” 😂😂😂

[@topcat5233]

dave really respected every roast, every punchline, he recognized game.

[@nerdkillerr]

"why you got Jeff Ross drawers on your head" had me dying 😂

[@wavetech_]

This is so nice man. Incredibly wholesome! And the lads are always supportive of newer comedians, and oh boy...the balls of steel to roast 'em with ease. This is really special!

[@JesseStynge]

That homeless boss fight for a tent joke was beautiful 😆

[@kevinhaubrich579]

Gotta love when my white liberal comedy guys present a wholesome black guy for to consume I love my Joey Rogan boys . This sucks and anyone who likes this is on SSRIs get this off the internet David Lucas sounds like he googled black comedy phrases to play the part. He is awf-ullllll. Wake up being black and having different hair than a European doesn’t make you funny he needs to work anywhere but a stage. Tony Hinchiffe found the only black guy less entertaining than this group of rockstar energy aristocrats fuck Joe rogan he diluted comedy worse than ever and it was on its way out. Fuck em if they cared about comedy they would stop this theatre camp glad handing who is this for ? Do 13 year olds sit still when they smoke weed pens. Fuck this fucking waste of tape. I’ve never gone on this long about anything. David Lucas I’m not a comedian. I’m not anything anytime any place I’d love to get on a stage next to this genius. He is fucking awful if anyone had balls they’d say it.

[@RobertLegereIII]

“You look like a police sketch of Paula Dean!” GOD DAMN, David!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 My side hurts from laughing so hard.

[@Phyriix]

David you’re the only reason I still watch kill Tony. Never stop uploading.

[@kkilertofuu7818]

lol he literally retired as a regular last week, so expect to see less kill Tony sets

[@nickdailey9889]

Awkward

[@euphoricmonk]

@@kkilertofuu7818 He retired? From Kill tony or comedy in general?

[@kkilertofuu7818]

@@euphoricmonk he announced during the 10 Year anniversary show he’s stepping down from his Kill Tony regular spot cause of his busy tour schedule I’m sure he’ll still pop in when he can since he lives in Austin

[@euphoricmonk]

@@kkilertofuu7818 Ah okay good shiite

[@kyledodson2992]

Dave Attell isn’t talked about enough. He’s a true ‘road dog’. And also LOVED the show insomniac during the early 2000s back when CC was showing amazing shows. Jeff Ross is great too, but he got the fame more than DA did.

[@zachscott4867]

Ha! Thanks for that reminder, those were some funny ass shows.

[@prod.bynil-oh7440]

Every Comedian knows Dave is the goat

[@ÑEZ0688]

Insomniac was great

[@brian-ok9md]

This looks a landlord tenant dispute 😂😂

[@bettendorf82]

This is funny because it’s a black guy and a Jew arguing

[@fordifly1368]

Alopecia which I believe is your Aunt’s name 😂

[@travispadilla3972]

Much respect to David and the guts to roast these legendary comedians . Especially if you think about it these old school comedians still have the old school mentality of cracking jokes which means they have no filter

[@jimmy18547]

David respects Dave Attell’s energy, and vise versa. They played so well together in this one. Fkn hysterical

[@kjiggatheone]

I seen the names and knew this was gonna be PURE GOLD😂😂

[@nicholaslutz5910]

All 3 dudes are so quick on the fly!! Lol gold

[@ahriman6669]

I love how these amazing people roast each other and no one takes anything personal and seriously. It’s all jokes and fun.

[@headbobgunpants4858]

The one about Tony being jealous of pregnant rhianna 😂😂😂

[@jamesream198]

This was such a perfect sequence of events. David Lucas never got it back from anyone like this. I love it

[@matty4natty]

We should all thank brandon schab for discovering and raising David Lucas to comedic greatness.

[@sonyyaaj]

Shaub didnt do shit get off his dick

[@GodsChild-o8k]

His name should never be associated with the word greatness like for real period total exaggeration

[@charlesm835]

Holy shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This was one of the best back and forths between multiple comedians David has had to go up against. I'm dying laughing bro

[@donpeludo1940]

This was one of the best roasts I’ve watched in a minute 😂😂😂😂

[@67swisslisa]

Lol, Home Alone on ice. 😂😂😂

[@Jake-nb2en]

The more pressure and the better the comics, the better David is at roasting.

[@omaralvarez6857]

He wakes up.

[@genericandroid5611]

I can see a tiny bit of Patrice anointing: Mark Normand shared it was raining bad once and a comic came into the Comedy Cellar wearing a yellow plastic raincoat, and Patrice said "Man, get your Mr. Gordan fishstick looking ass up outta here." That's the vibe I mean.

[@tunnfisk]

The Lucas-Attell battle was very good. I really thought the comment about him being the last boss in a homeless game especially funny.

[@FahqTyrants]

When Attell said rehab, I was just literally thinking he is not looking to hot. That was a genius comeback from one of my all time favorites Dave Attell but with all my heart I hope he is healthy & around for a very long time to come.

[@baTonkaTruck]

Yeah same, Attell looking 85 yrs old until David started in on him. Just needs a roast comic to follow him around everywhere.

[@kieranschoen3783]

These guys really went at each other. They had some good jokes, usually David just murders everyone

[@MoonmanSpacejam]

Dave has been in the game along time. His comebacks where great and the only person I’ve seen stand up to David lol. Jeff kinda disappointed me. I thought he’d go for blood

[@Peegee06]

@@MoonmanSpacejam Jeff was so high he couldn't remember he could roast

[@MoonmanSpacejam]

@@Peegee06 touché lol

[@LarryGoggins000]

@@Peegee06 haha facts. Jeff is the “roastmaster” so he gotta live up to the name too. Maybe he was high and felt the pressure

[@dr.doofenshmirtz9695]

@@MoonmanSpacejamDavid is constantly on a KZbin show called roast me and he consistently gets demolished lol

[@NeoAmericanRealism]

Hats off David - so fun to see Jeff and Dave pushed, you all brought the best out of each other and it’s clear you’re a killer with a unique voice; that “if homeless was a video game…” jab at Dave blew my mind #hilarious bravo gents - Tony is the pride of Youngstown 🙃

[@RosecraNsMack]

The homeless game line was too funny 😂😂😂😂

[@JAH93]

Holy shit, I laughed until my jaws started hurting.

[@stevebhoward3425]

Best Kill Tony ever! Absolutely amazing to see you and the other three masters of Insult/Roast comedy doing what you guys do better than anyone.

[@jakubgadzala7474]

Daves wakanta joke is something of a quantum universe. Insane. It hit me only now, when rewatching 2nd time. Nobody got it first time either.

[@Moronoxy]

Can u explain it?

[@jakubgadzala7474]

@@Moronoxy cant walk

[@jakubgadzala7474]

why cant ya walk up the stairs.

[@euphoricmonk]

Wa-Can't-ta was the way he pronounced it.

[@thegiftedone]

Holding your own against the 2 legends of insult comedy! Best episode so far!

[@mirnesvelic8196]

David is top tier man. 3v1 vs some legends in the roasting game.

[@afrodemon8629]

"You write BBQ reviews in your diary" is an underrated joke.

[@olliefoxx7165]

That was gold

[@PeterTheDeleter]

wish this went longer this was too good XD

[@Kingzay444]

David Lucas roasting skills are insane.😂😂😂 Absolute force on that stage.

[@nintalespaw]

This could be a weekly podcast. I'm crying 😂

[@chrisprado7577]

Bro these 3 need to go on the road together roasting the audience 🤣🤣🤣

[@TrumpTrain911]

That would pure gold!

[@darko38]

That beginning was a real calm before the storm 😂 10/10

[@SarisChannel18]

Jeff Ross is glowing like people do when they're about to die in a couple months.

[@andyward8430]

I’ve been glowing like that for two years.

[@MD-DOOM]

I'm a glowstick

[@SarisChannel18]

@@andyward8430 Your boyfriend does his job well, then.

[@Smitty.Bacall]

tf?

[@ampidote3925]

This man made Jeff Ross laugh....total legend!

[@LarryGoggins000]

One of the best roast moments in history man. You literally beat the final bosses in the roast world🔥🤣

[@jakubgadzala7474]

Watching Tony coasting through his own show while trying to MC is also fun af.

[@PahaPoniesSpanishMustangs]

It was really cool to see you actually have to rise to their level of roast and thrive there.....fricken awesome riff you guys had....my favorite of ALL your times on KT. Cheers

[@Gabe4President88]

“If your here then who’s working at every dennys everywhere”😂😂😂😂

[@lijahlf7920]

That was absolutely amazing greatest one by far and happy to see him and Jeff hit it off very well and Tony is a great sport too, he gives David that amazing spotlight and really appreciates his talent in the sport of comedy, I almost cried( I teared a bit) like a proud parent watching the growth and development of this comedian by far amazing from originality to consistency, he’s absolutely phenomenal at remaining the same weight from years since he’s been on the internet , i don’t know how he does it

[@hotbreaded]

Homeless video game line was fuckin hilarious omg

[@fubanuba2827]

Amazing set. Some legends behind the table today.

[@Bricksallday113]

The 4 of them together is gold for me 😂

[@toddzillar1]

It always feels like the old comedians are trying to not throw black jokes at him so they cant think of anything else and then proceed to get toasted by david

[@GSOGKA]

cause the old guys' black jokes dont be landing, the joke can be racist but it gotta at least be funny

[@danielmoser1024]

The Popeyes and Dennys lines landed

[@BigZ52]

​@danielmoser1024 not really. Popeyes joke to a heavy set black man is beginner tier roasting

[@youngb97]

David’s a goat and not these two dappin mics

[@novelaego2404]

they worked tho

[@GyzelE]

Alopecia!!! That line finished me off 😅😂 🤣 💀

[@nickeq42]

Been waiting for this since yesterday😂 i know its gonna be hilarious af

[@MrRc2]

Love how David doesn’t hold back with anyone, and also can take just as much as he gives!

[@bereal2366]

its a win win situation with him ,, he will go hard on u so u come up with good shit to make him laugh .. He really luv comedy ..

[@EricaMorrison]

I love these clips. It's refreshing to be able to just laugh at all of our differences for a change.

[@whoisomar]

I love how Atell acknowledged how good David’s “homeless video game” joke was. “Holy shit” lol

[@KarlBerlin]

David kills it every freaking time 👍👍👍

[@Yannick84]

One of the best roasts of David 😂

[@NewEra2496]

“Home alone on ice” lmfaooo

[@evi1ways]

You have to have serious confidence to do that. Keep doing you David!

[@CharlCrowie1]

I would love to see just another 10 minutes of these guys roasting each other

[@GodOfLovers1111]

Damn i wanted this roast battle to last longer lok

[@Themuffinman1820]

The back and forth was amazing 😂😂😂

[@djvertical]

That homelessness quip was too good! 😂😂😂

[@sstrey174]

yikes....this was garbage

[@EveK-North]

The sad part is many people think this is organic. This garbage was scripted and still sucked.

[@roddyboyd3190]

I literally cannot believe I got THAT MUCH joy in a clip that lasted 6:38. What remarkable value.

[@Mr.KamehaWave]

David Lucas always looks like he’s having a good time roasting but everyone else all hurt n shit trynna get a get back 😂😂

[@kingman1330]

This made my day!!!!Thank for the upload!!!!!

[@teckzilla108]

Yo, when David switched from the doo rag diss to Jeff's underwear was genius. That was quick witted.

[@2TallRTR]

David Lucas has been roasting people for 8 seasons, on roast me. He is a veteran.

[@JoaoGomes-fc9wc]

The biggest roast of the evening was Attell saying David Lucas "always has new material" 3:20

[@LOPO776]

Bro every single thing they said was an absolute grand slam I love this

[@TURKBUTTON]

So glad I got to see this live, y’all had me rollinnnn 😂

[@ScottyE515]

The funniest and wildest shit I’ve ever seen on Kill Tony. Just steam rolled over Jeff Ross & Tony like he was back at a HS lunch table. Big ups to him.

[@barry2349]

Imma be honest Jeff ross let him slide,he could have went harder

[@Notimp0rtant523]

Every time Dave Attell says “holy shit”, that’s him realizing again and again how great David Lucas is

[@jordancook20]

You killed it as always but that alopecia joke murdered me 😂🔥

[@VEN2oo]

I was laughing so hard at the roasts I had to grab a tissue 😂 never gets old to me it gets funnier everytime

[@SwamiRabbi]

Hands down the best roasting back and fort among these three...

[@Nobodyshoes]

This was like the Hulk fighting the other Avengers by himself

[@mrstifler8987]

“You look like you got your plumbing certificate”😂😂😂 shit had me dying

[@jimmyrustler8983]

Jeff Ross looking like Barbara Streisand cosplaying as Baron Harkonnen

[@kingkoppa]

Tha cast of Roast me needa pull up wit David Lucas 😭😭😭

[@BearInThaWoods]

Jeff Ross looking like the He-Man action figures when the paint wears off I'm glad Tony pulled the pin on that grenade and got as far away from the roasting as he could. Dave started catching strays and fired back. Good shit.

[@MONKeEeYboi]

First time seeing David Lucas. I love him. It’s great that he has the balls to roast these older more experienced comedians. He can give it but he can also take it. Hilarious 😂😂

[@CoachSeanColeman]

You should title this “when legends meet legends”! I could have listened to an hour of this!! 😂😂😂

[@SK-em2wn]

This is absolute fucking gold! DL took on the greats and murdered 😂😂😂😂Lol fucking legend in the making here everyone

[@Oisdead]

I just got a noise complaint at my apartment for Laughing so loud

[@blakemcmahan3960]

Freaking golden man 😂😂😂😂 everything was hilarious but alopecia is your aunts name 😂😂😂

[@KillTonyWeeklyRapUp]

David Lucas is THE BEST roaster from the Kill tony show

[@yahboi7556]

"coming from a guy that looks like he writes bbq reviews for his diary" 😂😂😂 that was a good one