David Spade Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

[@sidjustice43]

“I have to fight a girl though, cuz I want to win”. What a legend.

[@retrix8015]

“ There’s a stock one that goes out a lot “

[@gwapo35]

He must be one of the chillest guy i see on the internet...

[@thevrana]

Well,Llamas are known for being chill.

[@marshmanno1342]

"What if someone watches this? No, I'm not worried about that."

[@manum234]

Haha the burn

[@Blackfingers666]

David Spade seems like a really cool guy. Didn’t know how to feel about him because of what I’ve seen from his movies but watching him just be himself- he’s awesome!

[@rico76]

I agree

[@ltisenotem]

He's a great stand up comedian, I recommend. Shit movies lol

[@Amero2323]

I listened to his audiobook not long ago. He had a really fucked up childhood and overcame a lot.

[@sickrandy2946]

Spade was always hilarious. Great stand up, and always funny in interviews. A lot of his movies are pretty wack but man he's a funny ass dude.

[@iamsultana]

3:02 lol! He's so sweet! And funny. I can see why he's never had trouble getting all the best looking most charming ladies.

[@KieranDomney.]

Agreed. I absolutely loved that moment :)

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Next up: Norm MacDonald

[@Jamzmahname]

He would not answer a single question

[@geekymetalhead5112]

@@Jamzmahname still it'd be awesome to have him on

[@Jamzmahname]

Geeky Metalhead If anything to see the ol chunk of coal again would be welcome. Especially since Netflix pretty much bought the rights to his podcast to cancel it.

[@geekymetalhead5112]

@@Jamzmahname Wait they cancelled it?

[@Jamzmahname]

Geeky Metalhead From what I’ve heard, Netflix hasn’t made an official statement, but from the guys around Norm they said it’s pretty much been put on the back burner.

[@wetbabyboat9502]

Emperor Cuzco answers the internet

[@Name-mq6he]

LLAMA FAAAAAAACE

[@MisterFoxx]

Kuzco* lol

[@anyal1987]

Name I came here to say this. Glad things are in order 👍

[@annelauber6298]

No. Griffin, from the Hotel Transylvania Movies, answers The Internet!

[@gilbertserrano485]

no touchy!

[@mariahhayes2547]

3:01 he was so genuine 😭

[@thomaspayne6866]

Mariah Hayes - it was a joke you silly goose

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

this only goes to show he is a good actor because he was fully joking. : )

[@mgraves636]

I'm 100% sure if he did this interview as joe dirt there would be zero dislikes

[@thriller985]

Spade continues to improv with a 1.000 batting average

[@caseymaddox435]

Tommy boy and black sheep 🐑 are both equally hilarious. No one can replace you and Farley. EVER!!!!

[@jocomfiresin6982]

I feel like spade could easily have all his parts replaced with Sandler and it'd still work but if you tried to replace Farley with any of em it'd just bomb.

[@windians9994]

Get Adam Sandler on

[@gammawave1739]

Hes pretty funmy seeing is hpw he is still making movies amd still famous after all these years. Probably the greateat comedian to have there own film company. Hes funnier than you thats for shure you random.

[@jackhill1447]

Darth Maul 1 you can’t fucking spell, 2 Adam sandler has the sense of humor of a fucking 5 year old and is probably the 2nd least funny comedian (Amy Schumer) he’s only funny when surrounded by other comedians (Chris brown, David spade, etc)

[@GIBBSKIDS1]

me Me hater. Grown Ups is a notional treasure!

[@jessestumpf190]

BOT_JACCKKSSON hell yea, Chris brown is hilarious, that joke he did with Rihanna hit me the hardest

[@coolbreeze3793]

its ok

[@sheroukyoussef7896]

Aww he’s so cute when he’s like are you ok when he threw the card and it hit someone

[@DarkEagle-vx9hd]

He has an amazing lack of narcissism. Very seldom does he brag about his money, fame , etc and is actually self- deprecating at times.

[@joesr31]

haven't you heard about his mansion?

[@extremesowhat]

"Don't push in you'll be embarrassed"

[@thomaspayne6866]

My friend doesn’t understand this joke

[@gomcocramp]

push in the camera objective, means to zoom in so that the handwriting can be seen (embarassing)

[@desotaku5202]

@@gomcocramp Objektiv? Its lens in english 😂

[@lamosos]

"Like me back." Holy shit, that was fucking profound.

[@AmandaaRose]

This is great! Love David!

[@barbrasmith1437]

You're the best! Always my go to comedian when I need to laugh. Love you. 🤭

[@graphicsociety1]

Good ol' David! one of the all time best.

[@andrewperez1999]

Need Adam Sandler on this asap!

[@elitekomodo9284]

Bob menery up next???

[@quietriot9910]

he is so hilarious!

[@notaloka611]

Love him!

[@jordanwiley4582]

glad to see the internet still prefers david spade over snooki

[@mikeross5627]

Black Sheep is a classic!!

[@stoppls2215]

Mike Ross what in the ever living fuck did u just say

[@stoppls2215]

Tommyboy is superior

[@JWALL_]

4:01 imagine if he said Steven hawking

[@MelissaNgai]

David Spade is so funny

[@LEOhopeful]

Spade is a fucking national treasure

[@atm6870]

Definitely the best one in my opinion

[@cherie3283]

I love him more now then ever 💕🤷🏻‍♀️

[@ZombieFreak85]

He just seems like a regular guy love him.

[@EikottXD]

3:27 Ozzy Man for sure!

[@elloowu6293]

These are NOT the weirdest questions on the Internet. They're almost first date acceptable

[@rico76]

There's probably certain questions they don't/can't answer or even repeat as the soundbite alone WOULD end their career

[@rico76]

I agree, they need weirder questions as this goes on. I feel like certain questions are picked for certain people, too.

[@elloowu6293]

@@rico76 "how many Nazis would it take you to consider anal?" That's a real Internet question that I'd give anyone a pass for answering

[@tmultt]

Like me back. Wow. Deep. To real.

[@deveryshepardson3640]

Al Michaels screaming “Do you believe in miracles?”

[@MrBeard17]

1:05 "The Daves I Know."

[@ghostzd3fy689]

3:34 MORGAN FREEMAN😂

[@davidlangston9595]

He should have gone with David Attenborough for the narration.

[@djdannyd816]

Legend

[@joshhartman1169]

god I wish this was longer

[@susans654]

Q. What's the one thing a person can say or do that would make you immediately hate them? DS: "Like me back." Oof.

[@thomaspayne6866]

Susan S -- intimacy issues. It explains why he has trouble settling down

[@hollystiener16]

@@thomaspayne6866 He means on social media

[@thomaspayne6866]

Holly Stiener -- I really don’t think so.

[@taylorjohnsonmathias5832]

These questions 😂😂😂 David spade is hilarious

[@pr0xed612]

"how much money for you to give up world peace" me: five bucks

[@MoonDevoured]

"I have a bad back but I have a worse stomach"

[@BenSpies19]

Heather with the giggles 😆

[@FunNy-mh4rw]

Sound effects yay

[@gibbyh65]

Half of the questions he didn't even understand, lol, love spade, in his own world,, advise, start taking centrum silver bro!

[@joaomiguelpires9427]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT SICE KEN JEONG DID THIS. NOW I'M FULFILLED. THANK YOU

[@astyles2666]

joao miguel pires really? Fulfilled from David Spade? How sad is your life

[@joaomiguelpires9427]

@@astyles2666 DAVID SPADE IS GOD ON EARTH

[@joaomiguelpires9427]

@@astyles2666 sorry i didnt realise i had the caps lock active

[@JerroldKavanagh]

David Spade and Michael J Fox are becoming twins.

[@zachduncan123]

Sir David Spade! I'm a Black Sheep!! You and Sir Farley are Legends! Your relationship was certainly one of a kind. I am happy to have witnessed it! Thank you

[@ruot286]

Get NORM MACDONALD!

[@dylanbarts4405]

3:42 was the guy giving the card edited in or does he actually move that animated

[@richhozzy480]

All the celebrities complain about how many questions there are lol

[@jimmykong9902]

Someones laugh sounds like The Wayans Brothers laugh when they were undercover

[@TrigonsTrailers]

"I have a bad back but a worse stomach."

[@hirambodon7086]

Alright Tina, look out😂

[@devinmccurry4235]

I want Morgan Freeman or James Earl Jones to narrate my sex and sex life 😂😂

[@yjk9530]

If Dax Shepard and Brad Pitt had aa child

[@zotw-101]

One person to fight to the death, then take over their lives: I choose David Spade

[@dancepiglover]

But then he’d be dead. 😥

[@brottarnacke]

There are 8 movies listed on IMDB with the name "Black Sheep".

[@wendygreen4234]

I love him

[@toddjohnson566]

What’s the beef with Bob Menery?

[@dddd-ng5yq]

the man

[@Protectobot]

Spade can't beat no girl, yo!!

[@shelleyokeeweehow1348]

I smells smoke....oh that's me.spade😉errr lmao 😂 😂

[@Dan-G97]

It’s been a while since I seen this lil nigga lmaoo still funny af.

[@ba-donkindonutz5172]

Honestly get someone who isn't illiterate to proofread the questions. Ffs

[@TheSupaaMan]

Ba-Donkin Donutz lol relax bro

[@br41nb0x7]

Money or world peace: how much money? ...All the money.

[@dancepiglover]

I think the hypothetical situation is that David WILL win the fight, so it doesn’t matter who he picks in that regard. I think it only mattered whose life he’d want to take over.

[@arvinv91]

What's the song at the beginning?

[@thomaspayne6866]

Arvin V -- use the Shazam app

[@loganliebert7984]

You can tell he didn’t want to be there 😂😂

[@goalie2998]

Everytime he finished sex. Song plays " all by myself, dont wanna be all by myself"

[@rottenhamwallet9190]

You should have Jim jefferies on this show

[@jrivera018]

for what reason? having spade on here was already somewhat of a "make a wish" type of thing for him

[@shaungray8863]

How about Marv Albert. YES! He delivers a facial!

[@jonathanmacedo5720]

What's the intro song bc it's gas lowkey

[@yaildeed.2377]

Have his people call me 🤙 seriously love u David...

[@thomaspayne6866]

Yaildee D. -- are you ever gonna put some pants on

[@Riggin2013]

You guys have GOT to get Bill Burr

[@pogfee]

The venn diagram of Bob Menery and Barstool fans is two identical overlapping circles.

[@Mckelback]

Davie Spade

[@guineveredawn]

“baby spade” 😂😂

[@BuffaloBack]

That baby shark joke is santinos joke on tigerbelly right after he bombed on spades show

[@marcusnelson7026]

Black Sheep is the jam

[@owenkay8908]

No bob descent will be tolerated

[@josephblumenberg6574]

I’d love to see Bill Burr on here 😂

[@rico76]

If you see this, they just had him last week! Fucking gold.

[@mrmojomajestic8317]

In lieu of a song, I'd choose a sound effect and have the 'Wilhelm Scream'.

[@jacoblape]

Tina fey is ultimate!

[@IPlayOneOnT.V.]

KFC Radio? What is that - "Kentucky Fried Chicken" Radio?

[@MyPronounsISwhom]

Mark Normand!!

[@GoodGolly.MissLolly]

“Like me back” ... does he mean on social media, or do people say that in real life??

[@thomaspayne6866]

Real life. It means he has intimacy issues, and it explains why he hasn’t married

[@seraandsibel]

yeah, a lot of people have a habit of losing interest in someone once that person starts to reciprocate feelings

[@hollystiener16]

He means on social media. Thats why the guys were saying that is the best one.

[@Austin-ov5zf]

Can we see John Mulaney?

[@Prince_Luci]

I’d pick Kevin Hart. It’d be a tough fight but i think i could take him. Plus his life in unimaginably better than mine.

[@miopicpanda]

If it's "unimaginable", how do you know it's better?

[@r.minnis9722]

Black Sheep is just as good

[@indra91I]

I'd pick 5 billion pounds more money than the amount it takes to create world peace

[@crazycat690]

A fight to the death, and if you win you switch lives? You fight a rich child, they would stand no chance and you get to be young again.

[@skeletony2812]

3:29 Joe Rogan or Andrew shultz

[@roncollinsreviews]

you guys need to pay these people more, they def dont want to be there

[@jimmydirt4922]

What’s the beef with bob?

[@kadenburton6144]

Get bob menery 😂

[@DubstepCherry]

you guys should try and get that green shine around the person from the greenscreen out of the way.