The News Hasn't Happened Yet | #3: UP

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David Firth

David Firth

Күн бұрын

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@toughteddybear5777
@toughteddybear5777 2 жыл бұрын
"Murdering... I'll go out murdering... and then I'll come home... and I'll have... beans on toast" Without a doubt one of my favorite lines from anything.
@foramagasobeselettucepurpl6911
@foramagasobeselettucepurpl6911 2 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@PG_Narkles
@PG_Narkles 2 жыл бұрын
Such a memorable line. It sounds like something out of a classic movie. This whole series is brilliant, and becoming even MORE relevant as time goes on. Can only pray David does another one someday.
@2DReanimation
@2DReanimation 2 жыл бұрын
Yes! It's so memorable! Keeps me going back to Firth's channel when I randomly remember this quote ^^
@sonniesiekbert5694
@sonniesiekbert5694 2 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@eumoria
@eumoria 2 жыл бұрын
It's what I love about David's work... this disconcerting blank-face. Melvin is going out murdering. Then he's making supper. That's all.
@HarukoPlease
@HarukoPlease 6 жыл бұрын
That Alex Jones impression was way too spot on
@dontpanic7153
@dontpanic7153 6 жыл бұрын
haruko please That was an impression?
@memberberry8455
@memberberry8455 6 жыл бұрын
Alex Jones is controlled opposition
@fukou_da
@fukou_da 6 жыл бұрын
Rune Njordhag Are you saying Alex Jones is a false flag? Holy shit this goes deeper than I thought
@TheAfroNoah
@TheAfroNoah 6 жыл бұрын
wasn't an impression
@SocietyOfTheSpectacl
@SocietyOfTheSpectacl 6 жыл бұрын
Alex Jones is the opposite of Controlled.
@sharky6184
@sharky6184 6 жыл бұрын
I will go to bed and then I will get up.. UP IS ILLEGAL NO GETTING UP!
@Uolverino7036
@Uolverino7036 5 жыл бұрын
@John Farda the future doesn't exist
@nmmeswey3584
@nmmeswey3584 5 жыл бұрын
@John Farda did you see that? that is a fake truth seeker, he wasnt even there, acording to a new study
@Dosko
@Dosko 5 жыл бұрын
@@nmmeswey3584 a new study shows that 30% of up wasn't there to begin with, and that the remaining 90% of up is depleted from our planet, the moon.
@PALACIO254
@PALACIO254 5 жыл бұрын
the president didnt say that
@lennoni_
@lennoni_ 5 жыл бұрын
Temple of Boomba The presidents body has been found in clonka minkus
@ConfusedReject
@ConfusedReject 6 жыл бұрын
David Firth is the only news source i trust
@malignitas6198
@malignitas6198 5 жыл бұрын
this, and only this is true
@sognarhs2717
@sognarhs2717 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly same
@Asian.Thomas
@Asian.Thomas 5 жыл бұрын
it can't even trust itself.
@indigoing
@indigoing 5 жыл бұрын
David Firth is not real
@pifflesomepuffnadder855
@pifflesomepuffnadder855 5 жыл бұрын
As useful as it is, it's still cussing confusing
@MoxStash
@MoxStash 6 жыл бұрын
I genuinely believe David Firth is one of the greatest artists ever to exist. You are a true inspiration to me and I hope you never stop making the absolute art you have blessed this world with.
@FoogelyGoo
@FoogelyGoo 6 жыл бұрын
Same, he was a massive inspiration to my art growing up and now i'm studying it! 2nd year undergrad.
@Feversome
@Feversome 6 жыл бұрын
David Firth is not real
@joelcoates9985
@joelcoates9985 6 жыл бұрын
Tru
@Plinian1312
@Plinian1312 5 жыл бұрын
@@Feversome art is not real
@Niagaranobs
@Niagaranobs 5 жыл бұрын
@@Plinian1312 not real is not real.
@kayjersch4959
@kayjersch4959 4 жыл бұрын
This is what 2020 feels like
@Elmirgtr
@Elmirgtr 4 жыл бұрын
this video is more relevant than ever
@shiver8082
@shiver8082 4 жыл бұрын
2020 hasn’t been bad for me
@KilgoreTroutAsf
@KilgoreTroutAsf 4 жыл бұрын
2020 doesn't exist
@alz230
@alz230 4 жыл бұрын
He legit predicted the future
@philevelyn8793
@philevelyn8793 4 жыл бұрын
yeah
@TheRealAaronFinn1
@TheRealAaronFinn1 6 жыл бұрын
Murdering....I'll go out murdering. and then I'll come home....and I'll have.....beans on toast.
@0mnicide
@0mnicide 6 жыл бұрын
Beans don’t exist they’re just the kidneys of aborted fetuses.
@sasykins3359
@sasykins3359 6 жыл бұрын
D u a l i t y glitches in the matrix has caused the formation of these kidney beans instead of human bean kidneys. Think about that before u eat dem beans monster.
@esgaladoy1937
@esgaladoy1937 5 жыл бұрын
THE NEWS HASN'T HAPPENED YET
@edarksummie
@edarksummie 6 жыл бұрын
*Air transport is now limited to ground use only*
@AmyTheLady
@AmyTheLady 5 жыл бұрын
Edark Summie I was laughing so hard at that and the planes driving around
@lackusshock
@lackusshock 5 жыл бұрын
Just another day in Flight Simulator Steam Edition.
@Biped
@Biped 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like the writers of "dont look up" took a big chunk of inspiration out of this one
@jeffleachtv
@jeffleachtv 6 жыл бұрын
David Firth was making Black Mirror before Charlie Brooker even knew that the moon was just a black mirror image of the Earth which doesn’t exist. And now you’re happy.
@rossuk123
@rossuk123 6 жыл бұрын
Jeff Leach did you ever watch brass Eye?
@rhettlama6708
@rhettlama6708 6 жыл бұрын
Jeff Leach well actually Charlie brooker made it before david
@Obama_OReilly
@Obama_OReilly 6 жыл бұрын
Mirrors don't exist because reflections don't exist, you fake-truther!
@sasykins3359
@sasykins3359 6 жыл бұрын
Barack Hussein O'Toole ur a fake fake truther who fakes on fakers
@Finnegan-s-cake
@Finnegan-s-cake 6 жыл бұрын
David Firth is blue pilled normie that just seems edgy.
@farchettiensis
@farchettiensis 6 жыл бұрын
Gotta love The Donald with British accent lol
@NyQuilDonut
@NyQuilDonut 5 жыл бұрын
Hearing the president say "bloody hell" lol.
@CamiloGonzalez10
@CamiloGonzalez10 5 жыл бұрын
"Listen, right?"
@agdgdgwngo
@agdgdgwngo 5 жыл бұрын
It's kind of sounding like Alan Sugar, british millionaire who did the Apprentice in the UK
@srbrant5391
@srbrant5391 4 жыл бұрын
I just like how his hair quietly smolders.
@aestheticaltwat
@aestheticaltwat 4 жыл бұрын
“...I’m looking for a lad who can do his stuff. I’ve heard you’re a bit tasty, no messing around, or you’ll get a slap. Remember, I’m the monkey, and you’re the cheese grater. So no messing around.”
@DannyWheels
@DannyWheels 5 жыл бұрын
The News Hasn't Happened Yet in a nutshell: "It exists." "No it doesn't."
@CaptainDoomsday
@CaptainDoomsday 4 жыл бұрын
We need to put a hold on all this "It" business until we can figure out what the bloody 'ell is going on!
@mmaksnd5784
@mmaksnd5784 4 жыл бұрын
Yep! And a bit of brain screaming for EXTRA flavor!😀🙂
@loss_51
@loss_51 4 жыл бұрын
News: "According with a new survey, it does, in fact, exists!" Conspiracy guy: "No it doesn't, it never even existed!" Random woman being interviewed: "If it really exists, how come no one really ever mentioned it?
@sniceverything4944
@sniceverything4944 4 жыл бұрын
You didn’t have to put “ hasn’t happen yet” in there
@calmdownkiddo9179
@calmdownkiddo9179 4 жыл бұрын
Exist is just an illusion of aconcept that never did existed in the first place
@gustoonz
@gustoonz 6 жыл бұрын
Fantastic.
@fukou_da
@fukou_da 6 жыл бұрын
Gus Johnson love you thicc daddy
@xzst
@xzst 6 жыл бұрын
Gus Johnson isnt real, its a hoax.
@darthball8983
@darthball8983 6 жыл бұрын
Thicc news gus daddy
@magusjaru5425
@magusjaru5425 6 жыл бұрын
This Comment was the touch of olive oil to this video thank you daddy
@aniceman7708
@aniceman7708 6 жыл бұрын
“He wasn’t even there”
@plaguedoct0r
@plaguedoct0r 6 жыл бұрын
I can't stop watching this. Honestly I think it might be the best thing humanity has ever produced.
@rebelfriend1818
@rebelfriend1818 6 жыл бұрын
seriously?
@kanmi8064
@kanmi8064 6 жыл бұрын
:/
@zeynaviegas
@zeynaviegas 6 жыл бұрын
i couldn't agree more
@fiendgod1399
@fiendgod1399 6 жыл бұрын
Actually, according to a new study, the best thing humanity has ever produced is actually the worst thing, and a recent survey which was, in fact, never conducted, shows that humanity doesn't exist. And the worst best thing was never even there. In other news, experts say candy has increased by 44%.
@rellevarTemiT
@rellevarTemiT 6 жыл бұрын
Now, look at this! Fiend God claims to be a God, but according to a new survey, God does not exist! Local schoolboy posits "How can he exist if up has been banned?" Don't forget YOU ARE HAPPY!!!
@thehorde2908
@thehorde2908 4 жыл бұрын
"Some of tonight's news was entirely untrue, but what are you gonna do?" Scary true.
@gnosis8142
@gnosis8142 Жыл бұрын
I don't watch the News, so it's not scary to me.
@Ozepyon09
@Ozepyon09 6 жыл бұрын
You've got your finger on the pulse of the times, David. Never stop.
@iagreebut6813
@iagreebut6813 6 жыл бұрын
"I believe david has his thumb securely up America's ass" Obscure Reference of the day 👍
@0nePartApart
@0nePartApart 6 жыл бұрын
It must be the pulch.
@Bonzibuddy4ever2
@Bonzibuddy4ever2 6 жыл бұрын
Some might say it's his huhuehuhuhehehehahahaha salad finger
@laarambrus7580
@laarambrus7580 6 жыл бұрын
Look at the pixels around this guy's name. He's clearly a fake...
@iagreebut6813
@iagreebut6813 6 жыл бұрын
Lagg number two is correct. Its from the trailer to John Waters' Pink Flamingos. Also ive read just about everything HST wrote and it does seem like he has something like that before. So both might be true.
@StickMaster500
@StickMaster500 6 жыл бұрын
Up is a 2009 American 3D computer-animated comedy-drama adventure film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and released by Walt Disney Pictures.
@law44uk
@law44uk 6 жыл бұрын
That sounds like Socialist talk to me!
@catz9021
@catz9021 6 жыл бұрын
No *UP* is a *Globalist* *Paedophile* *Network*
@Nejby
@Nejby 6 жыл бұрын
StickMaster500 wtf you are everywhere even on Siivagunner
@lordmurphy4344
@lordmurphy4344 6 жыл бұрын
law44uk commie as fuck nigga, woohoo!MNzmek,Ksjmeka,,?lzmjemdj!,a,a.l:+),=“(:(‘kv,rucnrkicmr,chvvnbmbkkn,
@yrebrac
@yrebrac 6 жыл бұрын
I don't trust this chubby David Firth feller. Now sweet Marjorie Primrose reading the news that would be something to have a cup of tea to.
@0mnicide
@0mnicide 4 жыл бұрын
“Maths is wrong.” - 2019, Jokingly “Shut down STEM.” - 2020, Seriously
@ThomasTheFapEngine
@ThomasTheFapEngine 4 жыл бұрын
It's called the news that hasn't happened yet for a reason, da doii Next we'll find out space isn't real, just you wait.
@jimbo_guy
@jimbo_guy 4 жыл бұрын
@@ThomasTheFapEngine Space Isn't Real Already
@mikekrypton2849
@mikekrypton2849 4 жыл бұрын
Wait seriously
@mikekrypton2849
@mikekrypton2849 4 жыл бұрын
Dammnnnnn im actually a stem student scared that my next semester is oofed ╯﹏╰
@GeeMannn
@GeeMannn 4 жыл бұрын
Maths is wrong - 2019 2+2=5 - Twitter in 2020
@TheEuropeanFox
@TheEuropeanFox 6 жыл бұрын
I find it unsettling how close this is to reality.
@metortilla64
@metortilla64 6 жыл бұрын
It's like that scp with the different universes that had planets made out of very weird materials like glass magnets and flesh
@flemishbear9658
@flemishbear9658 6 жыл бұрын
thats an overstatement
@naturesquad9174
@naturesquad9174 6 жыл бұрын
@@flemishbear9658 not if you consider how completely indistinguishable truth and fiction has become across media/social media. Ppl are no longer able to discern a real crisis from a fake crisis, and everyone living on the same block (or household) live in completely different/contradictory reality bubbles.
@flemishbear9658
@flemishbear9658 6 жыл бұрын
@@naturesquad9174 true
@toemarse
@toemarse 4 жыл бұрын
Big deep
@robertcalifornia9641
@robertcalifornia9641 6 жыл бұрын
The library of Congress should store this; it’s just so representative of the times.
@theSemiChrist
@theSemiChrist 4 жыл бұрын
"Everything is broken and will continue to get worse." Real 2020 vibes right there.
@sockman42
@sockman42 6 жыл бұрын
*_Existence never existed_*
@jawa088
@jawa088 5 жыл бұрын
You writing "nonexiste... never existed
@maaaaaaugh2323
@maaaaaaugh2323 4 жыл бұрын
you can tell by the shadows, it wasn't even there
@adrianaraymond
@adrianaraymond 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheTazzietiger Its shocking to see that David Hill has been killed by the internet. Specifically the user by the name of “iamraymnod” killed David Hill A study shows David Hill doesn’t exist. Who even is he?
@vantrickpaughney3830
@vantrickpaughney3830 6 жыл бұрын
According to a new survey, David's face does not exist. It's just all people on Earth look alike
@NinjasUseGlocks
@NinjasUseGlocks 4 жыл бұрын
"Ya can, ya just loik up" He sounded so genuinely done
@st.hannibal7313
@st.hannibal7313 6 жыл бұрын
WRONG: This upload does not exist as there is no up for it to be loaded to.
@Pleasestoptalkingthanks
@Pleasestoptalkingthanks 6 жыл бұрын
Error: sudden causal reality failure imminent. Running SCRANTON Reality Anchor Program now.
@st.hannibal7313
@st.hannibal7313 6 жыл бұрын
I am happy. I did drink the green ooze on accident though.
@ISenjaya71
@ISenjaya71 6 жыл бұрын
It wasn't u̶p̶loaded it was posted
@AWSOMEPOSSUM16
@AWSOMEPOSSUM16 6 жыл бұрын
Read this in David's voice. I'm always happy now.
@anomolouscow3761
@anomolouscow3761 6 жыл бұрын
It does. You're just remembering wrong.
@nodbilly5556
@nodbilly5556 6 жыл бұрын
This video doesn't even exist
@garbagecan1487
@garbagecan1487 6 жыл бұрын
Kim Yunseok you are HAPPY
@maracachucho8701
@maracachucho8701 6 жыл бұрын
This video DOES exist,according to a new survey.
@d0ct0rgalix0nlab2
@d0ct0rgalix0nlab2 6 жыл бұрын
Look at his profile picture! This comment is clearly fake.
@xXGyakusatsuXx
@xXGyakusatsuXx 6 жыл бұрын
obviously that video doesn't exist. you can tell by the pixels and shadows. it's not even there.
@ithinkiexist5227
@ithinkiexist5227 6 жыл бұрын
If this comment exist. . . How come I can't see it?
@behindthen0thing525
@behindthen0thing525 4 жыл бұрын
This has matured so well
@allieazar3706
@allieazar3706 6 жыл бұрын
This is the most accurate representation/parody of all news I have watched from multiple sources in the past 2 years.
@Lockie98th
@Lockie98th 4 жыл бұрын
How about nowadays
@AccasTheGreat
@AccasTheGreat 4 жыл бұрын
@@Lockie98th 1:10
@ratinastrawberryyoghurtpot5161
@ratinastrawberryyoghurtpot5161 6 жыл бұрын
"Life is an illusion caused by death" That's damn deep
@bragtime1052
@bragtime1052 5 жыл бұрын
Death don’t exist
@iicursed839
@iicursed839 5 жыл бұрын
But how does this affect the economy???
@kieranmilner1295
@kieranmilner1295 5 жыл бұрын
@Bugs B soviet russia
@neerajkararia880
@neerajkararia880 5 жыл бұрын
@@kieranmilner1295 russia dont exist
@fightmefatima992
@fightmefatima992 5 жыл бұрын
@@neerajkararia880 exist doesn't exist
@Deutalios818
@Deutalios818 4 жыл бұрын
“Everything is broken and it will keep getting worse.” Yep. As much as I hate to say it.
@GoblinSack
@GoblinSack 6 жыл бұрын
The scary thing is how accurately this presents the media today.
@coreystewart2589
@coreystewart2589 6 жыл бұрын
"The news here is just used as a medium to convey how fictitious, erroneous, and brittle founded human conceptions and creations are." dumb ass
@rainman8534
@rainman8534 6 жыл бұрын
Oscar Cordova Because that’s exactly what the guy you called an idio was saying.
@rainman8534
@rainman8534 6 жыл бұрын
Oscar Cordova Why do you believe that?
@rainman8534
@rainman8534 6 жыл бұрын
Oscar Cordova That one.
@Lebenspiel
@Lebenspiel 6 жыл бұрын
Media don't exist.
@shroomyk
@shroomyk 6 жыл бұрын
The scariest part about these is not the bizarre imagery, but that they speak so much horrible truth.
@moahammad1mohammad
@moahammad1mohammad 6 жыл бұрын
Jeez you sound so smart. This is so deep.
@anemopixie5220
@anemopixie5220 6 жыл бұрын
ShroomyK u should have more like than those joke comments.
@sludgerat444
@sludgerat444 6 жыл бұрын
@@anemopixie5220 even though that's what everyone is saying? I'd like to read something more than, "Woah, this is deep bro."
@sarinenjoyer946
@sarinenjoyer946 6 жыл бұрын
Yea man, an surrealist comedy animation really speaks volume of our current situation.
@YEs69th420
@YEs69th420 5 жыл бұрын
There's surprisingly a lot to unravel in these videos and I love them for it
@bishan_8617
@bishan_8617 6 жыл бұрын
1:36 - I guess the Moon is the Earth's GLASS BROTHER. It's all clear now...
@dubsteprocks5414
@dubsteprocks5414 5 жыл бұрын
Im_Really_Bored salad finger reference! 😄😄
@flowerpower6985
@flowerpower6985 4 жыл бұрын
Kishan Patel so true
@lostsassychild6021
@lostsassychild6021 4 жыл бұрын
That was a glassic joke man, whale dun.
@whyisthisnottyping
@whyisthisnottyping 6 жыл бұрын
Conspiracy theory: David Firth is actually Alex Jones
@lxjoe96
@lxjoe96 6 жыл бұрын
Well, I mean, I've never seen them in the same room together
@Skelloween
@Skelloween 6 жыл бұрын
I've never seen them.
@rosstux
@rosstux 6 жыл бұрын
They don't exist
@Bonzibuddy4ever2
@Bonzibuddy4ever2 6 жыл бұрын
They do exist, but they're two random people in China that have no knowledge of each other.
@bilwisss
@bilwisss 6 жыл бұрын
we have the video proof, . . . and its not 80 proof !
@Merth667
@Merth667 6 жыл бұрын
I love your mind. It speaks to me.
@Gregoryno6
@Gregoryno6 4 жыл бұрын
2018: Jeez, David, this shit is fkn weird. 2020: The world goes full David Firth.
@CoolBeansGG
@CoolBeansGG 6 жыл бұрын
Believe what i say you know , not what you believe you know !!!
@schregen
@schregen 6 жыл бұрын
Icefyre Dragon yes!
@EhrenCG
@EhrenCG 6 жыл бұрын
Do you know about the tiny dragons?
@germanelkapo1
@germanelkapo1 6 жыл бұрын
@@EhrenCG dragons do not exist, they're just giant birds
@raddle8864
@raddle8864 6 жыл бұрын
It's so nice to have finally found a real news channel.
@SomeGuy-my7en
@SomeGuy-my7en 4 жыл бұрын
2:07 really small detail but you can the reflection of the fire in the glass at the bottom left
@sztabasztabinski127
@sztabasztabinski127 6 жыл бұрын
Finnaly. My favourite news.
@amorasmithsonwest3290
@amorasmithsonwest3290 6 жыл бұрын
Its better than the real stuff
@exm3266
@exm3266 6 жыл бұрын
*YOU FOOL! YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO KEEP SCROLLING DOWN THE COMMENTS NOW!*
@macronencer
@macronencer 6 жыл бұрын
But... but... I scroll down by moving my fingers UP! Arrrrgh!
@bilbeman4125
@bilbeman4125 6 жыл бұрын
But what if I stop existing? What are you gonna do about it then?
@djnapsta
@djnapsta 6 жыл бұрын
EXM shit you caught me
@poopnach
@poopnach 6 жыл бұрын
_Look at the pixels. The comments don't even exist!_
@Legomicroman
@Legomicroman 6 жыл бұрын
well, since up was banned...
@jiggykramer
@jiggykramer Жыл бұрын
While Firth isn't "political" in a coherent sense this video is one of the only pieces of social criticism that for me accurately portray the experience of the modern news and political world a feeling of cosmic horror that has somehow become mundane and acceptable.
@Gooros27
@Gooros27 6 жыл бұрын
The best satire of this century. Monthy Phyton level here.
@OlviMasta77
@OlviMasta77 6 жыл бұрын
Alejandro Alva Our Monthly Python 😁👍
@hollywoodraptor0016
@hollywoodraptor0016 6 жыл бұрын
This is such an accurate visualisation of what it feels like to stare at modern-day mainstream media/social media. Our brains are melting everyday.
@Liliputian07
@Liliputian07 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah def It's not like humanity has grown demonstrably more intelligent with widespread public education and social equality Pfff CNN exists, which means everything is worse than ever
@fukou_da
@fukou_da 6 жыл бұрын
hollywoodraptor0016 Since when is Alex Jones mainstream? Lmfao
@marcelineingot9359
@marcelineingot9359 6 жыл бұрын
A little whisky will help with your brain melting problem.
@hollywoodraptor0016
@hollywoodraptor0016 6 жыл бұрын
Zyzz Jr. Look at his numbers. He is not obscure at all. Dude's famous. Also, I never said anything about him in my comment
@hollywoodraptor0016
@hollywoodraptor0016 6 жыл бұрын
Liliputian07 Haha that's funny because I agree with you actually. I never even talked about intelligence. I'm talking about the negative influence of excessive media on our mental health. Sure intelligence is part of mental health, but not there is alot more to it then that. You straight up straw manned me dawg, and I ain't no gosh darn STRAWman I'm a HUman.
@TheLucidDementia
@TheLucidDementia 5 жыл бұрын
*iF space exists, yeh ... haw com i cahnt seeyit?*
@pifflesomepuffnadder855
@pifflesomepuffnadder855 4 жыл бұрын
Ya can, ya just look up.
@thaliahwang5228
@thaliahwang5228 4 жыл бұрын
@@pifflesomepuffnadder855 *Op*
@thisaccountisnolongerused
@thisaccountisnolongerused 3 жыл бұрын
Wat does tHat mmEayn?
@thecyborgbarrb557
@thecyborgbarrb557 5 ай бұрын
...Did you see that? They are brainwashing people with jargon!
@Sea_witch_
@Sea_witch_ 6 жыл бұрын
A study shows that a dose of David Firth a day keeps the fatalistic news away.
@hotlover000000000000
@hotlover000000000000 6 жыл бұрын
But was this proven by a survey?
@Sea_witch_
@Sea_witch_ 6 жыл бұрын
Gianni Bodeutsch Wait a minute. No. Sources say it hasn't happened yet.
@someguy2775
@someguy2775 6 жыл бұрын
One of the OG animators from the golden age of Newgrounds still practicing his craft. Appreciate you sharing your demented and surreal fever dreams with us.
@sameeles8306
@sameeles8306 4 жыл бұрын
This actually tells you a eerily true story of manipulation in the media, gives me chills
@RileyBaldock
@RileyBaldock 6 жыл бұрын
Uh fuck yeah finally some real news
@aboxintheblack9530
@aboxintheblack9530 6 жыл бұрын
Riley Baldock This is real news.
@zapcoolman8816
@zapcoolman8816 6 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, in an universe where everybody is David...
@biembamboombriekamam2699
@biembamboombriekamam2699 6 жыл бұрын
Zap Coolman don’t you mean our own universe
@anametoignore2286
@anametoignore2286 6 жыл бұрын
Biembamboom Briekamam the universe doesn’t E X I S T
@d0ct0rgalix0nlab2
@d0ct0rgalix0nlab2 6 жыл бұрын
Matt N The word "exist" is not real and never has been.
@MrCG35
@MrCG35 6 жыл бұрын
"David, where's my banana?" * laugh track *
@tomoyaitoi6813
@tomoyaitoi6813 4 жыл бұрын
The News haven't happened yet is the best series david firth ever made. Satire on mass communication is super cut and the nonsense is just so funny😂 Please please make a sequel pretty please🥺
@antthegord9411
@antthegord9411 6 жыл бұрын
I swear these just keep getting better and better quality with each upload. Plus you never seem to run out of morbid disgusting imagery that continues to intrigue and entertain. Plus that political commentary is awesome haha. Amazing work David!
@johndoe46446
@johndoe46446 6 жыл бұрын
GPN says you are happy. Beans and toast sound pretty good to me.
@deltoroperdedor3166
@deltoroperdedor3166 6 жыл бұрын
C9 nobody knows, but if all the news outlets say so, it must be important
@drag4432
@drag4432 6 жыл бұрын
C9 Globalist Paedophile Network and yes
@lilschnowyguy
@lilschnowyguy 6 жыл бұрын
Beans on toast, not and. xD lol
@pleaseenteranamelol711
@pleaseenteranamelol711 3 жыл бұрын
Hello again seele
@Jesterlee995
@Jesterlee995 7 ай бұрын
Your Paul Joseph Watson impression was literally spot on! You have his cadences down to a science. The ban on “UP” part had me hacking up pieces of my lungs. Great work! Keep at it you magnificent Monster!
@James64bit
@James64bit 6 жыл бұрын
So how's Andrew Tolvern doing?
@RenaissanceCrab
@RenaissanceCrab 6 жыл бұрын
I've never heard of him mate
@cptnraptor
@cptnraptor 6 жыл бұрын
Andrew Tolvern doesn't exist, he was merely a dream caused by Mass Hysteria
@GemmaBee14
@GemmaBee14 6 жыл бұрын
Who is Andrew Tolvern?
@JuneW99
@JuneW99 6 жыл бұрын
BIPPITY BAP BOOP BOP he’s alive, you may have just remembered it wrong
@Sweetmiseryyy
@Sweetmiseryyy 6 жыл бұрын
He's doing fine in Clonka Minkus
@daroonsims
@daroonsims 6 жыл бұрын
Phillip Schofield telling me that 'Life is an illusion caused by death' has broken my brain somewhat
@Yetoob8lWuxUQnpAahSqEpYkyZ
@Yetoob8lWuxUQnpAahSqEpYkyZ 6 жыл бұрын
Is this a subversion for me?
@barnumeffekt
@barnumeffekt 5 жыл бұрын
" i'll go out murdering, and i'll come home. and i'll have...... *beans on toast.* " 3:04 also fuuuck i get the name now lol
@TheGlitched64Reads2
@TheGlitched64Reads2 6 жыл бұрын
I'm happy yes, but i'd be happier in Clonka Minkus.
@seancollins9032
@seancollins9032 6 жыл бұрын
I've got some bad news for you
@PlotFolio
@PlotFolio 6 жыл бұрын
you clonka minkus shill everyone in their right mind knows its all a hoax
@joshg.4448
@joshg.4448 6 жыл бұрын
Dude like wtf that isnt even fcking funny and i shud know cuz im an activist for the clonka minkusian peoples and they are now doing worse then ever so dont even, ok pal
@EagerSleeper
@EagerSleeper 6 жыл бұрын
Okay legit question, how is David editing his face on to the bodies so well? I've done Deepfakes, but this is more crude yet better than just masking it out and camera- tracking within AE.
@SomeOne-vf1rs
@SomeOne-vf1rs 6 жыл бұрын
EagerSleeper David does not actually exist. You're just remembering it wrong.
@thenoicemango1827
@thenoicemango1827 6 жыл бұрын
Some One you’re wrong David does exist
@DoodleDan
@DoodleDan 6 жыл бұрын
Top secret
@yourlifesucks6920
@yourlifesucks6920 5 жыл бұрын
It's because he's been animating for 20 years Stop trying to pretend that you're knowledgeable in something
@Plinian1312
@Plinian1312 5 жыл бұрын
@@SomeOne-vf1rs existence isnt real
@geoffstockton
@geoffstockton 5 жыл бұрын
David Firth as Alex Jones just seriously made my day.
@beastmandrum
@beastmandrum 6 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love these
@angelazaplotinsky1791
@angelazaplotinsky1791 6 жыл бұрын
me too so twisted and unique
@EhrenCG
@EhrenCG 6 жыл бұрын
A new survey reveals that you actually do NOT like these and, in fact, never watched them.
@kenm3ng121
@kenm3ng121 5 жыл бұрын
The part of Alex jones sounds like he actually said that.
@diffusesingularity2760
@diffusesingularity2760 3 жыл бұрын
No he didn't, Alex Jones doesn't exist
@diffusesingularity2760
@diffusesingularity2760 3 жыл бұрын
He's an illusion created by the Globalist Pedophile Network (GPN) to discredit REAL truthseekers
@ninachkah13
@ninachkah13 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@miaouew
@miaouew 5 жыл бұрын
The Economy has been banned.
@sharp7j
@sharp7j 4 жыл бұрын
Its literally banned now since covid.
@Pleasestoptalkingthanks
@Pleasestoptalkingthanks 6 жыл бұрын
“What ya gonna do” “Probably go to bed” Basically every conspiracist ever
@Bonzibuddy4ever2
@Bonzibuddy4ever2 6 жыл бұрын
Hypocrite
@Pleasestoptalkingthanks
@Pleasestoptalkingthanks 6 жыл бұрын
👌🏻
@Bonzibuddy4ever2
@Bonzibuddy4ever2 6 жыл бұрын
👌🏻
@FluffyBunniesOnFire
@FluffyBunniesOnFire 2 жыл бұрын
Please, David, the world is crying out for a new TNHHY! We don't know where else to turn for the news!
@mattiepearce3133
@mattiepearce3133 5 жыл бұрын
i’ll take some selfies, and have a little cry. *mood*
@brandon4801
@brandon4801 6 жыл бұрын
every video you make is a work of art
@EmilyB-px6vy
@EmilyB-px6vy 6 жыл бұрын
What have I done to deserve waking up to such a gift? This video is golden - simply golden. Another great piece to the David Firth collection.
@WurstHans666
@WurstHans666 6 жыл бұрын
you can´t wake up because up doesn't exist. You may still be sleeping or you may don´t exist.
@EmilyB-px6vy
@EmilyB-px6vy 6 жыл бұрын
Hans Wurst This is the best reply I've ever gotten... even if it is giving me a slight existential crisis.
@WurstHans666
@WurstHans666 6 жыл бұрын
existential crisis? Welcome to my world Just joking. I´m glad to make a stranger person smile. Have a nice evening
@pepperbytez8128
@pepperbytez8128 2 жыл бұрын
I like how Alex Jones is the only one who doesn't need to be dubbed over. He's completely absurd on his own.
@Gs_Playground
@Gs_Playground 6 жыл бұрын
You are happy. YOU are HAPPY. YOu ArE hApPY!
@spacecowboyjoe17
@spacecowboyjoe17 6 жыл бұрын
The news hasn't happened yet is a interesting series, I look forward to seeing more David.
@MrJangojim
@MrJangojim 2 жыл бұрын
A brainless cooking show was on tv in the hotel were I had breakfast this morning in Glasgow and somehow it reminded me of these videos. Bloody brilliant. I come back a few times a year to rewatch these.
@arquigomez4528
@arquigomez4528 6 жыл бұрын
That Alex Jones part sounds exactly like something he would say
@godsrevolver9737
@godsrevolver9737 6 жыл бұрын
Chris Hill he's insulting their intelligence
@XxXxXxX-k9v
@XxXxXxX-k9v 6 жыл бұрын
Lol there is some propaganda in info wars like any other "news" organization but there is some truth to what Alex says.
@yaknow_bacon5961
@yaknow_bacon5961 4 жыл бұрын
(0:58)"Wait is math all wrong?" "Always has been."
@kowjackyow7585
@kowjackyow7585 4 жыл бұрын
I stopped at Salad Fingers for waaay too long! Those are pure gold! Subscribed immediatly.Thank you David, you magnificent madman!
@Kacs_ky
@Kacs_ky 6 жыл бұрын
Man I'm so pleased you included an actual clip of Alex Jones saying what he normally does
@KrixxLP
@KrixxLP 6 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely fantastic, these just keep getting better!
@benmcreynolds8581
@benmcreynolds8581 Жыл бұрын
This is so therapeutic. Because YOU ARE HAPPY! AND THE ECONOMY IS GOOD!
@Zerker161
@Zerker161 6 жыл бұрын
the Alex Jones bit literally sounds exactly like an Alex Jones bit
@joshua7564-s4m
@joshua7564-s4m 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah always best to have beans on toast after murdering.
@ferdinand7818
@ferdinand7818 6 жыл бұрын
Joshua! Jos-joshua! I forgot my hammer
@THCarballo
@THCarballo 5 жыл бұрын
Pure genius! greetings from Puerto Rico, David!
@Ahibasabala
@Ahibasabala 6 жыл бұрын
The less news we watch, the happier we'll be.
@vinkwick
@vinkwick 6 жыл бұрын
This stuff is very Chris Morris 'Brass Eye', love it
@Logicall_
@Logicall_ Жыл бұрын
Ok but for real, the part about the planes is so clever and funny I am actually jealous!
@Lobsterbike
@Lobsterbike 6 жыл бұрын
*_b e a n s o n toast._*
@0mnicide
@0mnicide 6 жыл бұрын
Teens on boats.
@hiddenqu5238
@hiddenqu5238 5 жыл бұрын
I read bean son toast
@comet8539
@comet8539 6 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE HAPPY
@theonlyone3532
@theonlyone3532 5 жыл бұрын
@John Farda Happy does exist according to a new survey.
@信頼できる-l7m
@信頼できる-l7m 5 жыл бұрын
@@theonlyone3532 happy has been *_banned_*
@IamtheKraken
@IamtheKraken 5 жыл бұрын
If happy exists yeah, how come I can't see it?
@pifflesomepuffnadder855
@pifflesomepuffnadder855 4 жыл бұрын
@@mcglavin9337 Look in the mirror? What's that mean?
@pifflesomepuffnadder855
@pifflesomepuffnadder855 4 жыл бұрын
@@mcglavin9337 I was just doing the bit. :(
@silverserpent420
@silverserpent420 Жыл бұрын
It's now 2023 and Firth nailes it every damn time.
@epicat0r
@epicat0r 4 жыл бұрын
I fucking love this series so much, must have watched it all 4 times already. Just the scale of the unnatural ramping up and the in effected world continuing to run as if it was normal. I know it's been some time so I presume this series has been dropped but if you ever start this one up again maybe have the next one be the news being bad but all the reactions are suppressed; like they are being paid to keep calm and collected. Just to Juxtapose the ramped up craziness of each episode
@gokulnaidu122
@gokulnaidu122 6 жыл бұрын
I like Trumps new accent. It kinda suited him.
@Lexxyy
@Lexxyy Жыл бұрын
this is disturbingly amazing, hilarious, and a work of art and it tickles my brain in a wierd way, this channel is great.
@thesaddestdude3575
@thesaddestdude3575 6 жыл бұрын
This is how i feel about everything nowdays.
@queleimportapene6582
@queleimportapene6582 6 жыл бұрын
you are not alone
@Po0PYBLOX
@Po0PYBLOX 6 жыл бұрын
0:03 what kind of object is that in space flout right by a satellite
@Biped
@Biped 3 жыл бұрын
So this is the new movie with Leonardo Dicaprio, right?
@MF-uf2qf
@MF-uf2qf 5 жыл бұрын
This is just the representation of our truly world. Just hypocrisy, "expert's" lies, where everything its say it to be good and bad at the same time. You're doing a really good art. Cheers from Portugal!
@SCWood
@SCWood 6 жыл бұрын
For some reason British people giving flawless American accents makes me feel Incredibly insecure.
@MichaelSmith-pv8le
@MichaelSmith-pv8le 6 жыл бұрын
That Donald Trump was uncanny.
@Qapital_J
@Qapital_J 6 жыл бұрын
Adele doesn’t have an accent when she sings. Think about that.
@lxjoe96
@lxjoe96 6 жыл бұрын
There's some science behind this. The 'standard American accent' (which I suppose is the Midwest, as opposed to Brooklyn or a southern twang) is about as neutral as it gets, which is why everyone sings with an American accent unless making a conscious effort not to. To an English speaker, the accent comes very naturally. (I'm not entirely clear so you might want to look it up for a better explanation) Of course, I'm sure it helps that we're surrounded by the accent in our media 24/7 :)
@iagreebut6813
@iagreebut6813 6 жыл бұрын
lxjoe96 we arent surrounded by southern accents which is the dialect that study youre referring to is about. I have a thick southern draw and everyone acts like im some alien on the west coast. But that isnt the only theory behind this phenomenon, there are many singers who keep their british accent when singing. You have to remember the "british invasion" of the late 50s and 60s into mainstream music was influenced by american blues, mainly black southerners. The beatles mimicked southern accents on many songs. It could be that Americans dominated main stream music of the west for a while. Also english nouns when stretched out sound the same regardless of dialect. You could imagine any human saying "ooooooh" for a long time, will all sound like the letter "o" to english listeners.
@davidfirth
@davidfirth 6 жыл бұрын
American accent is just English but they made every word easier to say.
@theprofessionalpleb7094
@theprofessionalpleb7094 6 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else believe that the Alex Jones clip was unedited?
@maythegamer1291
@maythegamer1291 5 жыл бұрын
2:08 bottom right. That glass of water is reflecting the water, that’s really good attention to detail. Great job man.
@esquirroupetitossau-iraty2822
@esquirroupetitossau-iraty2822 6 жыл бұрын
YOU👏ARE👏HAPPY👏
@Bonzibuddy4ever2
@Bonzibuddy4ever2 6 жыл бұрын
Yes. I am happy.
@esquirroupetitossau-iraty2822
@esquirroupetitossau-iraty2822 6 жыл бұрын
Bonzibuddy4ever2 congrats I hope u stay that way
@Po0PYBLOX
@Po0PYBLOX 6 жыл бұрын
1:15 and what if you are happy spreads a corrupted virus diseased
@Hi_5uuu
@Hi_5uuu 6 жыл бұрын
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
@marcuscross8051
@marcuscross8051 6 жыл бұрын
Hi 5 is David's ex boyfriend. I thought everyone knew that?
@CasparLeones
@CasparLeones 6 жыл бұрын
+Marcus Cross Charzey ain't familiar with the Firth expanded universe.
@iamlocknar
@iamlocknar 4 жыл бұрын
Revisiting this is eerie.
@CarrotAndCo
@CarrotAndCo 5 жыл бұрын
Up is down in Australia, so there was no gravity
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