"Murdering... I'll go out murdering... and then I'll come home... and I'll have... beans on toast" Without a doubt one of my favorite lines from anything.
@foramagasobeselettucepurpl69112 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@PG_Narkles2 жыл бұрын
Such a memorable line. It sounds like something out of a classic movie. This whole series is brilliant, and becoming even MORE relevant as time goes on. Can only pray David does another one someday.
@2DReanimation2 жыл бұрын
Yes! It's so memorable! Keeps me going back to Firth's channel when I randomly remember this quote ^^
@sonniesiekbert56942 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@eumoria2 жыл бұрын
It's what I love about David's work... this disconcerting blank-face. Melvin is going out murdering. Then he's making supper. That's all.
@HarukoPlease6 жыл бұрын
That Alex Jones impression was way too spot on
@dontpanic71536 жыл бұрын
haruko please That was an impression?
@memberberry84556 жыл бұрын
Alex Jones is controlled opposition
@fukou_da6 жыл бұрын
Rune Njordhag Are you saying Alex Jones is a false flag? Holy shit this goes deeper than I thought
@TheAfroNoah6 жыл бұрын
wasn't an impression
@SocietyOfTheSpectacl6 жыл бұрын
Alex Jones is the opposite of Controlled.
@sharky61846 жыл бұрын
I will go to bed and then I will get up.. UP IS ILLEGAL NO GETTING UP!
@Uolverino70365 жыл бұрын
@John Farda the future doesn't exist
@nmmeswey35845 жыл бұрын
@John Farda did you see that? that is a fake truth seeker, he wasnt even there, acording to a new study
@Dosko5 жыл бұрын
@@nmmeswey3584 a new study shows that 30% of up wasn't there to begin with, and that the remaining 90% of up is depleted from our planet, the moon.
@PALACIO2545 жыл бұрын
the president didnt say that
@lennoni_5 жыл бұрын
Temple of Boomba The presidents body has been found in clonka minkus
@ConfusedReject6 жыл бұрын
David Firth is the only news source i trust
@malignitas61985 жыл бұрын
this, and only this is true
@sognarhs27175 жыл бұрын
Honestly same
@Asian.Thomas5 жыл бұрын
it can't even trust itself.
@indigoing5 жыл бұрын
David Firth is not real
@pifflesomepuffnadder8555 жыл бұрын
As useful as it is, it's still cussing confusing
@MoxStash6 жыл бұрын
I genuinely believe David Firth is one of the greatest artists ever to exist. You are a true inspiration to me and I hope you never stop making the absolute art you have blessed this world with.
@FoogelyGoo6 жыл бұрын
Same, he was a massive inspiration to my art growing up and now i'm studying it! 2nd year undergrad.
@Feversome6 жыл бұрын
David Firth is not real
@joelcoates99856 жыл бұрын
Tru
@Plinian13125 жыл бұрын
@@Feversome art is not real
@Niagaranobs5 жыл бұрын
@@Plinian1312 not real is not real.
@kayjersch49594 жыл бұрын
This is what 2020 feels like
@Elmirgtr4 жыл бұрын
this video is more relevant than ever
@shiver80824 жыл бұрын
2020 hasn’t been bad for me
@KilgoreTroutAsf4 жыл бұрын
2020 doesn't exist
@alz2304 жыл бұрын
He legit predicted the future
@philevelyn87934 жыл бұрын
yeah
@TheRealAaronFinn16 жыл бұрын
Murdering....I'll go out murdering. and then I'll come home....and I'll have.....beans on toast.
@0mnicide6 жыл бұрын
Beans don’t exist they’re just the kidneys of aborted fetuses.
@sasykins33596 жыл бұрын
D u a l i t y glitches in the matrix has caused the formation of these kidney beans instead of human bean kidneys. Think about that before u eat dem beans monster.
@esgaladoy19375 жыл бұрын
THE NEWS HASN'T HAPPENED YET
@edarksummie6 жыл бұрын
*Air transport is now limited to ground use only*
@AmyTheLady5 жыл бұрын
Edark Summie I was laughing so hard at that and the planes driving around
@lackusshock5 жыл бұрын
Just another day in Flight Simulator Steam Edition.
@Biped3 жыл бұрын
I feel like the writers of "dont look up" took a big chunk of inspiration out of this one
@jeffleachtv6 жыл бұрын
David Firth was making Black Mirror before Charlie Brooker even knew that the moon was just a black mirror image of the Earth which doesn’t exist. And now you’re happy.
@rossuk1236 жыл бұрын
Jeff Leach did you ever watch brass Eye?
@rhettlama67086 жыл бұрын
Jeff Leach well actually Charlie brooker made it before david
@Obama_OReilly6 жыл бұрын
Mirrors don't exist because reflections don't exist, you fake-truther!
@sasykins33596 жыл бұрын
Barack Hussein O'Toole ur a fake fake truther who fakes on fakers
@Finnegan-s-cake6 жыл бұрын
David Firth is blue pilled normie that just seems edgy.
@farchettiensis6 жыл бұрын
Gotta love The Donald with British accent lol
@NyQuilDonut5 жыл бұрын
Hearing the president say "bloody hell" lol.
@CamiloGonzalez105 жыл бұрын
"Listen, right?"
@agdgdgwngo5 жыл бұрын
It's kind of sounding like Alan Sugar, british millionaire who did the Apprentice in the UK
@srbrant53914 жыл бұрын
I just like how his hair quietly smolders.
@aestheticaltwat4 жыл бұрын
“...I’m looking for a lad who can do his stuff. I’ve heard you’re a bit tasty, no messing around, or you’ll get a slap. Remember, I’m the monkey, and you’re the cheese grater. So no messing around.”
@DannyWheels5 жыл бұрын
The News Hasn't Happened Yet in a nutshell: "It exists." "No it doesn't."
@CaptainDoomsday4 жыл бұрын
We need to put a hold on all this "It" business until we can figure out what the bloody 'ell is going on!
@mmaksnd57844 жыл бұрын
Yep! And a bit of brain screaming for EXTRA flavor!😀🙂
@loss_514 жыл бұрын
News: "According with a new survey, it does, in fact, exists!" Conspiracy guy: "No it doesn't, it never even existed!" Random woman being interviewed: "If it really exists, how come no one really ever mentioned it?
@sniceverything49444 жыл бұрын
You didn’t have to put “ hasn’t happen yet” in there
@calmdownkiddo91794 жыл бұрын
Exist is just an illusion of aconcept that never did existed in the first place
@gustoonz6 жыл бұрын
Fantastic.
@fukou_da6 жыл бұрын
Gus Johnson love you thicc daddy
@xzst6 жыл бұрын
Gus Johnson isnt real, its a hoax.
@darthball89836 жыл бұрын
Thicc news gus daddy
@magusjaru54256 жыл бұрын
This Comment was the touch of olive oil to this video thank you daddy
@aniceman77086 жыл бұрын
“He wasn’t even there”
@plaguedoct0r6 жыл бұрын
I can't stop watching this. Honestly I think it might be the best thing humanity has ever produced.
@rebelfriend18186 жыл бұрын
seriously?
@kanmi80646 жыл бұрын
:/
@zeynaviegas6 жыл бұрын
i couldn't agree more
@fiendgod13996 жыл бұрын
Actually, according to a new study, the best thing humanity has ever produced is actually the worst thing, and a recent survey which was, in fact, never conducted, shows that humanity doesn't exist. And the worst best thing was never even there. In other news, experts say candy has increased by 44%.
@rellevarTemiT6 жыл бұрын
Now, look at this! Fiend God claims to be a God, but according to a new survey, God does not exist! Local schoolboy posits "How can he exist if up has been banned?" Don't forget YOU ARE HAPPY!!!
@thehorde29084 жыл бұрын
"Some of tonight's news was entirely untrue, but what are you gonna do?" Scary true.
@gnosis8142 Жыл бұрын
I don't watch the News, so it's not scary to me.
@Ozepyon096 жыл бұрын
You've got your finger on the pulse of the times, David. Never stop.
@iagreebut68136 жыл бұрын
"I believe david has his thumb securely up America's ass" Obscure Reference of the day 👍
@0nePartApart6 жыл бұрын
It must be the pulch.
@Bonzibuddy4ever26 жыл бұрын
Some might say it's his huhuehuhuhehehehahahaha salad finger
@laarambrus75806 жыл бұрын
Look at the pixels around this guy's name. He's clearly a fake...
@iagreebut68136 жыл бұрын
Lagg number two is correct. Its from the trailer to John Waters' Pink Flamingos. Also ive read just about everything HST wrote and it does seem like he has something like that before. So both might be true.
@StickMaster5006 жыл бұрын
Up is a 2009 American 3D computer-animated comedy-drama adventure film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and released by Walt Disney Pictures.
@law44uk6 жыл бұрын
That sounds like Socialist talk to me!
@catz90216 жыл бұрын
No *UP* is a *Globalist* *Paedophile* *Network*
@Nejby6 жыл бұрын
StickMaster500 wtf you are everywhere even on Siivagunner
@lordmurphy43446 жыл бұрын
law44uk commie as fuck nigga, woohoo!MNzmek,Ksjmeka,,?lzmjemdj!,a,a.l:+),=“(:(‘kv,rucnrkicmr,chvvnbmbkkn,
@yrebrac6 жыл бұрын
I don't trust this chubby David Firth feller. Now sweet Marjorie Primrose reading the news that would be something to have a cup of tea to.
@0mnicide4 жыл бұрын
“Maths is wrong.” - 2019, Jokingly “Shut down STEM.” - 2020, Seriously
@ThomasTheFapEngine4 жыл бұрын
It's called the news that hasn't happened yet for a reason, da doii Next we'll find out space isn't real, just you wait.
@jimbo_guy4 жыл бұрын
@@ThomasTheFapEngine Space Isn't Real Already
@mikekrypton28494 жыл бұрын
Wait seriously
@mikekrypton28494 жыл бұрын
Dammnnnnn im actually a stem student scared that my next semester is oofed ╯﹏╰
@GeeMannn4 жыл бұрын
Maths is wrong - 2019 2+2=5 - Twitter in 2020
@TheEuropeanFox6 жыл бұрын
I find it unsettling how close this is to reality.
@metortilla646 жыл бұрын
It's like that scp with the different universes that had planets made out of very weird materials like glass magnets and flesh
@flemishbear96586 жыл бұрын
thats an overstatement
@naturesquad91746 жыл бұрын
@@flemishbear9658 not if you consider how completely indistinguishable truth and fiction has become across media/social media. Ppl are no longer able to discern a real crisis from a fake crisis, and everyone living on the same block (or household) live in completely different/contradictory reality bubbles.
@flemishbear96586 жыл бұрын
@@naturesquad9174 true
@toemarse4 жыл бұрын
Big deep
@robertcalifornia96416 жыл бұрын
The library of Congress should store this; it’s just so representative of the times.
@theSemiChrist4 жыл бұрын
"Everything is broken and will continue to get worse." Real 2020 vibes right there.
@sockman426 жыл бұрын
*_Existence never existed_*
@jawa0885 жыл бұрын
You writing "nonexiste... never existed
@maaaaaaugh23234 жыл бұрын
you can tell by the shadows, it wasn't even there
@adrianaraymond4 жыл бұрын
@@TheTazzietiger Its shocking to see that David Hill has been killed by the internet. Specifically the user by the name of “iamraymnod” killed David Hill A study shows David Hill doesn’t exist. Who even is he?
@vantrickpaughney38306 жыл бұрын
According to a new survey, David's face does not exist. It's just all people on Earth look alike
@NinjasUseGlocks4 жыл бұрын
"Ya can, ya just loik up" He sounded so genuinely done
@st.hannibal73136 жыл бұрын
WRONG: This upload does not exist as there is no up for it to be loaded to.
I am happy. I did drink the green ooze on accident though.
@ISenjaya716 жыл бұрын
It wasn't u̶p̶loaded it was posted
@AWSOMEPOSSUM166 жыл бұрын
Read this in David's voice. I'm always happy now.
@anomolouscow37616 жыл бұрын
It does. You're just remembering wrong.
@nodbilly55566 жыл бұрын
This video doesn't even exist
@garbagecan14876 жыл бұрын
Kim Yunseok you are HAPPY
@maracachucho87016 жыл бұрын
This video DOES exist,according to a new survey.
@d0ct0rgalix0nlab26 жыл бұрын
Look at his profile picture! This comment is clearly fake.
@xXGyakusatsuXx6 жыл бұрын
obviously that video doesn't exist. you can tell by the pixels and shadows. it's not even there.
@ithinkiexist52276 жыл бұрын
If this comment exist. . . How come I can't see it?
@behindthen0thing5254 жыл бұрын
This has matured so well
@allieazar37066 жыл бұрын
This is the most accurate representation/parody of all news I have watched from multiple sources in the past 2 years.
@Lockie98th4 жыл бұрын
How about nowadays
@AccasTheGreat4 жыл бұрын
@@Lockie98th 1:10
@ratinastrawberryyoghurtpot51616 жыл бұрын
"Life is an illusion caused by death" That's damn deep
@bragtime10525 жыл бұрын
Death don’t exist
@iicursed8395 жыл бұрын
But how does this affect the economy???
@kieranmilner12955 жыл бұрын
@Bugs B soviet russia
@neerajkararia8805 жыл бұрын
@@kieranmilner1295 russia dont exist
@fightmefatima9925 жыл бұрын
@@neerajkararia880 exist doesn't exist
@Deutalios8184 жыл бұрын
“Everything is broken and it will keep getting worse.” Yep. As much as I hate to say it.
@GoblinSack6 жыл бұрын
The scary thing is how accurately this presents the media today.
@coreystewart25896 жыл бұрын
"The news here is just used as a medium to convey how fictitious, erroneous, and brittle founded human conceptions and creations are." dumb ass
@rainman85346 жыл бұрын
Oscar Cordova Because that’s exactly what the guy you called an idio was saying.
@rainman85346 жыл бұрын
Oscar Cordova Why do you believe that?
@rainman85346 жыл бұрын
Oscar Cordova That one.
@Lebenspiel6 жыл бұрын
Media don't exist.
@shroomyk6 жыл бұрын
The scariest part about these is not the bizarre imagery, but that they speak so much horrible truth.
@moahammad1mohammad6 жыл бұрын
Jeez you sound so smart. This is so deep.
@anemopixie52206 жыл бұрын
ShroomyK u should have more like than those joke comments.
@sludgerat4446 жыл бұрын
@@anemopixie5220 even though that's what everyone is saying? I'd like to read something more than, "Woah, this is deep bro."
@sarinenjoyer9466 жыл бұрын
Yea man, an surrealist comedy animation really speaks volume of our current situation.
@YEs69th4205 жыл бұрын
There's surprisingly a lot to unravel in these videos and I love them for it
@bishan_86176 жыл бұрын
1:36 - I guess the Moon is the Earth's GLASS BROTHER. It's all clear now...
@dubsteprocks54145 жыл бұрын
Im_Really_Bored salad finger reference! 😄😄
@flowerpower69854 жыл бұрын
Kishan Patel so true
@lostsassychild60214 жыл бұрын
That was a glassic joke man, whale dun.
@whyisthisnottyping6 жыл бұрын
Conspiracy theory: David Firth is actually Alex Jones
@lxjoe966 жыл бұрын
Well, I mean, I've never seen them in the same room together
@Skelloween6 жыл бұрын
I've never seen them.
@rosstux6 жыл бұрын
They don't exist
@Bonzibuddy4ever26 жыл бұрын
They do exist, but they're two random people in China that have no knowledge of each other.
@bilwisss6 жыл бұрын
we have the video proof, . . . and its not 80 proof !
@Merth6676 жыл бұрын
I love your mind. It speaks to me.
@Gregoryno64 жыл бұрын
2018: Jeez, David, this shit is fkn weird. 2020: The world goes full David Firth.
@CoolBeansGG6 жыл бұрын
Believe what i say you know , not what you believe you know !!!
@schregen6 жыл бұрын
Icefyre Dragon yes!
@EhrenCG6 жыл бұрын
Do you know about the tiny dragons?
@germanelkapo16 жыл бұрын
@@EhrenCG dragons do not exist, they're just giant birds
@raddle88646 жыл бұрын
It's so nice to have finally found a real news channel.
@SomeGuy-my7en4 жыл бұрын
2:07 really small detail but you can the reflection of the fire in the glass at the bottom left
@sztabasztabinski1276 жыл бұрын
Finnaly. My favourite news.
@amorasmithsonwest32906 жыл бұрын
Its better than the real stuff
@exm32666 жыл бұрын
*YOU FOOL! YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO KEEP SCROLLING DOWN THE COMMENTS NOW!*
@macronencer6 жыл бұрын
But... but... I scroll down by moving my fingers UP! Arrrrgh!
@bilbeman41256 жыл бұрын
But what if I stop existing? What are you gonna do about it then?
@djnapsta6 жыл бұрын
EXM shit you caught me
@poopnach6 жыл бұрын
_Look at the pixels. The comments don't even exist!_
@Legomicroman6 жыл бұрын
well, since up was banned...
@jiggykramer Жыл бұрын
While Firth isn't "political" in a coherent sense this video is one of the only pieces of social criticism that for me accurately portray the experience of the modern news and political world a feeling of cosmic horror that has somehow become mundane and acceptable.
@Gooros276 жыл бұрын
The best satire of this century. Monthy Phyton level here.
@OlviMasta776 жыл бұрын
Alejandro Alva Our Monthly Python 😁👍
@hollywoodraptor00166 жыл бұрын
This is such an accurate visualisation of what it feels like to stare at modern-day mainstream media/social media. Our brains are melting everyday.
@Liliputian076 жыл бұрын
Yeah def It's not like humanity has grown demonstrably more intelligent with widespread public education and social equality Pfff CNN exists, which means everything is worse than ever
@fukou_da6 жыл бұрын
hollywoodraptor0016 Since when is Alex Jones mainstream? Lmfao
@marcelineingot93596 жыл бұрын
A little whisky will help with your brain melting problem.
@hollywoodraptor00166 жыл бұрын
Zyzz Jr. Look at his numbers. He is not obscure at all. Dude's famous. Also, I never said anything about him in my comment
@hollywoodraptor00166 жыл бұрын
Liliputian07 Haha that's funny because I agree with you actually. I never even talked about intelligence. I'm talking about the negative influence of excessive media on our mental health. Sure intelligence is part of mental health, but not there is alot more to it then that. You straight up straw manned me dawg, and I ain't no gosh darn STRAWman I'm a HUman.
@TheLucidDementia5 жыл бұрын
*iF space exists, yeh ... haw com i cahnt seeyit?*
@pifflesomepuffnadder8554 жыл бұрын
Ya can, ya just look up.
@thaliahwang52284 жыл бұрын
@@pifflesomepuffnadder855 *Op*
@thisaccountisnolongerused3 жыл бұрын
Wat does tHat mmEayn?
@thecyborgbarrb5575 ай бұрын
...Did you see that? They are brainwashing people with jargon!
@Sea_witch_6 жыл бұрын
A study shows that a dose of David Firth a day keeps the fatalistic news away.
@hotlover0000000000006 жыл бұрын
But was this proven by a survey?
@Sea_witch_6 жыл бұрын
Gianni Bodeutsch Wait a minute. No. Sources say it hasn't happened yet.
@someguy27756 жыл бұрын
One of the OG animators from the golden age of Newgrounds still practicing his craft. Appreciate you sharing your demented and surreal fever dreams with us.
@sameeles83064 жыл бұрын
This actually tells you a eerily true story of manipulation in the media, gives me chills
@RileyBaldock6 жыл бұрын
Uh fuck yeah finally some real news
@aboxintheblack95306 жыл бұрын
Riley Baldock This is real news.
@zapcoolman88166 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, in an universe where everybody is David...
@biembamboombriekamam26996 жыл бұрын
Zap Coolman don’t you mean our own universe
@anametoignore22866 жыл бұрын
Biembamboom Briekamam the universe doesn’t E X I S T
@d0ct0rgalix0nlab26 жыл бұрын
Matt N The word "exist" is not real and never has been.
@MrCG356 жыл бұрын
"David, where's my banana?" * laugh track *
@tomoyaitoi68134 жыл бұрын
The News haven't happened yet is the best series david firth ever made. Satire on mass communication is super cut and the nonsense is just so funny😂 Please please make a sequel pretty please🥺
@antthegord94116 жыл бұрын
I swear these just keep getting better and better quality with each upload. Plus you never seem to run out of morbid disgusting imagery that continues to intrigue and entertain. Plus that political commentary is awesome haha. Amazing work David!
@johndoe464466 жыл бұрын
GPN says you are happy. Beans and toast sound pretty good to me.
@deltoroperdedor31666 жыл бұрын
C9 nobody knows, but if all the news outlets say so, it must be important
@drag44326 жыл бұрын
C9 Globalist Paedophile Network and yes
@lilschnowyguy6 жыл бұрын
Beans on toast, not and. xD lol
@pleaseenteranamelol7113 жыл бұрын
Hello again seele
@Jesterlee9957 ай бұрын
Your Paul Joseph Watson impression was literally spot on! You have his cadences down to a science. The ban on “UP” part had me hacking up pieces of my lungs. Great work! Keep at it you magnificent Monster!
@James64bit6 жыл бұрын
So how's Andrew Tolvern doing?
@RenaissanceCrab6 жыл бұрын
I've never heard of him mate
@cptnraptor6 жыл бұрын
Andrew Tolvern doesn't exist, he was merely a dream caused by Mass Hysteria
@GemmaBee146 жыл бұрын
Who is Andrew Tolvern?
@JuneW996 жыл бұрын
BIPPITY BAP BOOP BOP he’s alive, you may have just remembered it wrong
@Sweetmiseryyy6 жыл бұрын
He's doing fine in Clonka Minkus
@daroonsims6 жыл бұрын
Phillip Schofield telling me that 'Life is an illusion caused by death' has broken my brain somewhat
@Yetoob8lWuxUQnpAahSqEpYkyZ6 жыл бұрын
Is this a subversion for me?
@barnumeffekt5 жыл бұрын
" i'll go out murdering, and i'll come home. and i'll have...... *beans on toast.* " 3:04 also fuuuck i get the name now lol
@TheGlitched64Reads26 жыл бұрын
I'm happy yes, but i'd be happier in Clonka Minkus.
@seancollins90326 жыл бұрын
I've got some bad news for you
@PlotFolio6 жыл бұрын
you clonka minkus shill everyone in their right mind knows its all a hoax
@joshg.44486 жыл бұрын
Dude like wtf that isnt even fcking funny and i shud know cuz im an activist for the clonka minkusian peoples and they are now doing worse then ever so dont even, ok pal
@EagerSleeper6 жыл бұрын
Okay legit question, how is David editing his face on to the bodies so well? I've done Deepfakes, but this is more crude yet better than just masking it out and camera- tracking within AE.
@SomeOne-vf1rs6 жыл бұрын
EagerSleeper David does not actually exist. You're just remembering it wrong.
@thenoicemango18276 жыл бұрын
Some One you’re wrong David does exist
@DoodleDan6 жыл бұрын
Top secret
@yourlifesucks69205 жыл бұрын
It's because he's been animating for 20 years Stop trying to pretend that you're knowledgeable in something
@Plinian13125 жыл бұрын
@@SomeOne-vf1rs existence isnt real
@geoffstockton5 жыл бұрын
David Firth as Alex Jones just seriously made my day.
@beastmandrum6 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love these
@angelazaplotinsky17916 жыл бұрын
me too so twisted and unique
@EhrenCG6 жыл бұрын
A new survey reveals that you actually do NOT like these and, in fact, never watched them.
@kenm3ng1215 жыл бұрын
The part of Alex jones sounds like he actually said that.
@diffusesingularity27603 жыл бұрын
No he didn't, Alex Jones doesn't exist
@diffusesingularity27603 жыл бұрын
He's an illusion created by the Globalist Pedophile Network (GPN) to discredit REAL truthseekers
@ninachkah133 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@miaouew5 жыл бұрын
The Economy has been banned.
@sharp7j4 жыл бұрын
Its literally banned now since covid.
@Pleasestoptalkingthanks6 жыл бұрын
“What ya gonna do” “Probably go to bed” Basically every conspiracist ever
@Bonzibuddy4ever26 жыл бұрын
Hypocrite
@Pleasestoptalkingthanks6 жыл бұрын
👌🏻
@Bonzibuddy4ever26 жыл бұрын
👌🏻
@FluffyBunniesOnFire2 жыл бұрын
Please, David, the world is crying out for a new TNHHY! We don't know where else to turn for the news!
@mattiepearce31335 жыл бұрын
i’ll take some selfies, and have a little cry. *mood*
@brandon48016 жыл бұрын
every video you make is a work of art
@EmilyB-px6vy6 жыл бұрын
What have I done to deserve waking up to such a gift? This video is golden - simply golden. Another great piece to the David Firth collection.
@WurstHans6666 жыл бұрын
you can´t wake up because up doesn't exist. You may still be sleeping or you may don´t exist.
@EmilyB-px6vy6 жыл бұрын
Hans Wurst This is the best reply I've ever gotten... even if it is giving me a slight existential crisis.
@WurstHans6666 жыл бұрын
existential crisis? Welcome to my world Just joking. I´m glad to make a stranger person smile. Have a nice evening
@pepperbytez81282 жыл бұрын
I like how Alex Jones is the only one who doesn't need to be dubbed over. He's completely absurd on his own.
@Gs_Playground6 жыл бұрын
You are happy. YOU are HAPPY. YOu ArE hApPY!
@spacecowboyjoe176 жыл бұрын
The news hasn't happened yet is a interesting series, I look forward to seeing more David.
@MrJangojim2 жыл бұрын
A brainless cooking show was on tv in the hotel were I had breakfast this morning in Glasgow and somehow it reminded me of these videos. Bloody brilliant. I come back a few times a year to rewatch these.
@arquigomez45286 жыл бұрын
That Alex Jones part sounds exactly like something he would say
@godsrevolver97376 жыл бұрын
Chris Hill he's insulting their intelligence
@XxXxXxX-k9v6 жыл бұрын
Lol there is some propaganda in info wars like any other "news" organization but there is some truth to what Alex says.
@yaknow_bacon59614 жыл бұрын
(0:58)"Wait is math all wrong?" "Always has been."
@kowjackyow75854 жыл бұрын
I stopped at Salad Fingers for waaay too long! Those are pure gold! Subscribed immediatly.Thank you David, you magnificent madman!
@Kacs_ky6 жыл бұрын
Man I'm so pleased you included an actual clip of Alex Jones saying what he normally does
@KrixxLP6 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely fantastic, these just keep getting better!
@benmcreynolds8581 Жыл бұрын
This is so therapeutic. Because YOU ARE HAPPY! AND THE ECONOMY IS GOOD!
@Zerker1616 жыл бұрын
the Alex Jones bit literally sounds exactly like an Alex Jones bit
@joshua7564-s4m6 жыл бұрын
Yeah always best to have beans on toast after murdering.
@ferdinand78186 жыл бұрын
Joshua! Jos-joshua! I forgot my hammer
@THCarballo5 жыл бұрын
Pure genius! greetings from Puerto Rico, David!
@Ahibasabala6 жыл бұрын
The less news we watch, the happier we'll be.
@vinkwick6 жыл бұрын
This stuff is very Chris Morris 'Brass Eye', love it
@Logicall_ Жыл бұрын
Ok but for real, the part about the planes is so clever and funny I am actually jealous!
@Lobsterbike6 жыл бұрын
*_b e a n s o n toast._*
@0mnicide6 жыл бұрын
Teens on boats.
@hiddenqu52385 жыл бұрын
I read bean son toast
@comet85396 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE HAPPY
@theonlyone35325 жыл бұрын
@John Farda Happy does exist according to a new survey.
@信頼できる-l7m5 жыл бұрын
@@theonlyone3532 happy has been *_banned_*
@IamtheKraken5 жыл бұрын
If happy exists yeah, how come I can't see it?
@pifflesomepuffnadder8554 жыл бұрын
@@mcglavin9337 Look in the mirror? What's that mean?
@pifflesomepuffnadder8554 жыл бұрын
@@mcglavin9337 I was just doing the bit. :(
@silverserpent420 Жыл бұрын
It's now 2023 and Firth nailes it every damn time.
@epicat0r4 жыл бұрын
I fucking love this series so much, must have watched it all 4 times already. Just the scale of the unnatural ramping up and the in effected world continuing to run as if it was normal. I know it's been some time so I presume this series has been dropped but if you ever start this one up again maybe have the next one be the news being bad but all the reactions are suppressed; like they are being paid to keep calm and collected. Just to Juxtapose the ramped up craziness of each episode
@gokulnaidu1226 жыл бұрын
I like Trumps new accent. It kinda suited him.
@Lexxyy Жыл бұрын
this is disturbingly amazing, hilarious, and a work of art and it tickles my brain in a wierd way, this channel is great.
@thesaddestdude35756 жыл бұрын
This is how i feel about everything nowdays.
@queleimportapene65826 жыл бұрын
you are not alone
@Po0PYBLOX6 жыл бұрын
0:03 what kind of object is that in space flout right by a satellite
@Biped3 жыл бұрын
So this is the new movie with Leonardo Dicaprio, right?
@MF-uf2qf5 жыл бұрын
This is just the representation of our truly world. Just hypocrisy, "expert's" lies, where everything its say it to be good and bad at the same time. You're doing a really good art. Cheers from Portugal!
@SCWood6 жыл бұрын
For some reason British people giving flawless American accents makes me feel Incredibly insecure.
@MichaelSmith-pv8le6 жыл бұрын
That Donald Trump was uncanny.
@Qapital_J6 жыл бұрын
Adele doesn’t have an accent when she sings. Think about that.
@lxjoe966 жыл бұрын
There's some science behind this. The 'standard American accent' (which I suppose is the Midwest, as opposed to Brooklyn or a southern twang) is about as neutral as it gets, which is why everyone sings with an American accent unless making a conscious effort not to. To an English speaker, the accent comes very naturally. (I'm not entirely clear so you might want to look it up for a better explanation) Of course, I'm sure it helps that we're surrounded by the accent in our media 24/7 :)
@iagreebut68136 жыл бұрын
lxjoe96 we arent surrounded by southern accents which is the dialect that study youre referring to is about. I have a thick southern draw and everyone acts like im some alien on the west coast. But that isnt the only theory behind this phenomenon, there are many singers who keep their british accent when singing. You have to remember the "british invasion" of the late 50s and 60s into mainstream music was influenced by american blues, mainly black southerners. The beatles mimicked southern accents on many songs. It could be that Americans dominated main stream music of the west for a while. Also english nouns when stretched out sound the same regardless of dialect. You could imagine any human saying "ooooooh" for a long time, will all sound like the letter "o" to english listeners.
@davidfirth6 жыл бұрын
American accent is just English but they made every word easier to say.
@theprofessionalpleb70946 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else believe that the Alex Jones clip was unedited?
@maythegamer12915 жыл бұрын
2:08 bottom right. That glass of water is reflecting the water, that’s really good attention to detail. Great job man.
@esquirroupetitossau-iraty28226 жыл бұрын
YOU👏ARE👏HAPPY👏
@Bonzibuddy4ever26 жыл бұрын
Yes. I am happy.
@esquirroupetitossau-iraty28226 жыл бұрын
Bonzibuddy4ever2 congrats I hope u stay that way
@Po0PYBLOX6 жыл бұрын
1:15 and what if you are happy spreads a corrupted virus diseased
@Hi_5uuu6 жыл бұрын
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
@marcuscross80516 жыл бұрын
Hi 5 is David's ex boyfriend. I thought everyone knew that?
@CasparLeones6 жыл бұрын
+Marcus Cross Charzey ain't familiar with the Firth expanded universe.