Can you do "Day in the life of a Content Machine enjoyer"?
@content_machine8 ай бұрын
You have no idea how close you are to a video we just shot. "Day in life of the Average Content Machine Fan"
@yashpatil172948 ай бұрын
@@content_machineAnd You have no idea how excited we are
@ggbpartystarter59588 ай бұрын
Love ya guys!
@rockgamiasedes6778 ай бұрын
Yeah it has to be a content machine fan and NOT a content machine enjoyer.
@woodside4life8 ай бұрын
Those troglodytes?
@yianmartinez77998 ай бұрын
Love how he’s a “single guy” but managed to set up 4 dates in a single day and ghosted 75% of them.
@totallynotthecia8 ай бұрын
Single not smart ig
@SecureLemons8 ай бұрын
thats the point of being single
@that-one-dude238 ай бұрын
At my peak, I can probably set up two dates in one day, but I live in Texas so girls are much smarter here than in California.
@MigWith8 ай бұрын
@@SecureLemonsnot mine
@DianaWanMa8 ай бұрын
@@SecureLemonsbut he didn’t do the dirty
@Supermateo978 ай бұрын
_“I drove home broke, alone and empty. And that’s my day.”_ *always relatable Tyler* 🥲
@Zhello798 ай бұрын
What makes it funnier is his facial expression 🤭🤷🏾♂️
@honestmovietalk8 ай бұрын
Except he was not ''emptied'' :)
@moderately_extreme7 ай бұрын
The "i don't do long distance, i'm from the valley and you live in hollywood" will hit anyone from LA very hard
@freemason49796 ай бұрын
Dont 4get the champagne of victory
@richardesponja6935 ай бұрын
Me too Tyler, Me too
@mrwiseless8 ай бұрын
Love how the videos connected It's so creative
@alecouto8 ай бұрын
Exactly, they need to do more of this 😂😂
@IamLegendAnon8 ай бұрын
What’s the other video?
@Patrick-fm5dk8 ай бұрын
If Quentin Tarantino directed Content Machine…
@williamNshorts8 ай бұрын
LIke it's so crazy
@infiniLor8 ай бұрын
@patrick ... there'd be regular standoffs with multiple people all pointing guns at one another's faces, and shouting
@ArnavTHR8 ай бұрын
they building the whole LA multiverse 😭☠
@freakensweet10198 ай бұрын
The LA Cinematic Universe gonna go crazy
@AashraiRavooru8 ай бұрын
These guys make the most gut wrenching stuff
@tsurki62848 ай бұрын
Fr
@JohnnyRico1188 ай бұрын
I just today found this channel and honestly I thought it just puts out incel logic and I really hate watching that kind of stuff, but I see this video is harping on how shitty guys can be too so I guess it's kind of a mixed bag of insecurities. It makes me sad either way though.
@AashraiRavooru8 ай бұрын
@@JohnnyRico118 it's not just showing how shitty guys can be but also the consequences of being shitty
@JohnnyRico1188 ай бұрын
@@AashraiRavooru Just critiquing vapid people in hook-up cultures in general I guess.
@danielallan80617 ай бұрын
@@JohnnyRico118Incels don't exist. You'd have to be super ugly or socially impaired to have zero women interested.
@Togotzi8 ай бұрын
In her defense, it does take a long time going from the valley to Hollywood
@MXMLLN7 ай бұрын
What about Silverlake though?
@peterg76yt8 ай бұрын
Seriously, broke, alone, and empty can be done much more cost effectively. Don't ask why I know that.
@mikedangerdoes8 ай бұрын
Great effort dudes. Loved the slow reveal that this was the other perspective
@Cupofshake8 ай бұрын
I can confirm that it is true as a single guy in LA!
@punchilux5783Ай бұрын
My day in LA today: I wake up at 8 am and walk my dog. I hit the gym for a few hours. Then I make some lunch and take a nap while Joe Rogan plays in the background. Then I walk my dog again and do a bit of creative work. Then I work on a DJ set, eat some dinner and go on youtube to write this comment. I love being self employed lol
@avishasarkar8 ай бұрын
Babe wake up content machine lore expanded
@miguelh47508 ай бұрын
This hits hard, please do a part 2 with a happy ending
@yogibbear5 ай бұрын
Phrasing.
@bramposthumus93002 ай бұрын
This is LA. They don't do happy endings.
@Lucci1368 ай бұрын
The first girl is much better looking than the others.
@maanokay25538 ай бұрын
hell yeah
@FORNAX_202 ай бұрын
Colby Stewart
@aigul58813 ай бұрын
I like how he finishes all his videos with “And that’s my day.”😂🤣😂
@entrthedragon8 ай бұрын
The other story to LA Girl. You pushed it too far bro.
@bjBMB8 ай бұрын
This is the start of the Content Machine Cinematic Universe
@panaceiasuberes64648 ай бұрын
This is just reality, now.
@JustAGuyProduction7 ай бұрын
Best Raya ad ever
@robpowell88 ай бұрын
You’ll have to do “day in the life of dating at 40 in CA” some real life examples for you
@Sam19509Ай бұрын
Why do I feel worse that he paid off the waiter with $100 than wasting money to rent a Lamborghini. Oh wait he still got to drive the Lamborghini.😂😂
@ScrubGuy8 ай бұрын
Imagine not being a Minnesotan, couldn’t be me.
@sm224462 ай бұрын
1. flake on someone 2. hit on someone 3. she's totally going for it 4. invite someone to dinner 5. up against 6. make six figures 7. is packing six inches 8. boost me up to six feet 9. cancel on someone 10. jump back on Raya 11. match with 12. absolute baddie 13. make plans with 14. take her out 15. catch steak 16. I gotta act fast 17. it all goes to plan 18. drop off 19. make a move 20. work out 21. set my radius to 1 mile
@benmendeja51998 ай бұрын
You forgot the part where you go home, get some lotion, then open your computer 😅
@Zhello798 ай бұрын
He would have had a "good ending" if it was a different girl. The last girl got him the "bad ending" 🤷🏾♂️
@georgios_georgiou8 ай бұрын
At least that dude knows how to do cold approach 😅
@Windward5356 ай бұрын
Should have stuck with gym girl. Prettier bigger boobs to boot
@YodaTheAfroMan8 ай бұрын
The content machine multiverse is connecting..
@Ciaracutie0242 ай бұрын
I don't live in LA but I somehow I know this is accurate
@Theyluvbek148 ай бұрын
Love how the vids consnected
@josedavidmunozmartinez47228 ай бұрын
Dary in the life of a single gay guy in LA please hahaha
@HelloIAmAnExist8 ай бұрын
0:20 seeing chad in color feels weird lol
@jimjiminy58362 ай бұрын
Living the dream bro
@aleksshqipez8 ай бұрын
Bro made 2 video prespectivs
@fivetimesyo8 ай бұрын
This is the CMU, Content Machine Universe.
@dogefromthefutureАй бұрын
fucking hilarious 😂
@RamssesPharaoh8 ай бұрын
Pure savage Genius. 😅
@zoeman77208 ай бұрын
that is wild
@ryanposton61362 ай бұрын
Even making 7 figures id never buy a Lambo....hilarious
@gregsmith78218 ай бұрын
But, you're in a Lambo!😂
@davidparr46364 ай бұрын
Maybe he should cut his loss and move up to Oregon.
@מדינט8 ай бұрын
Yep, that is LA 🙂
@HarukiYamamoto2 ай бұрын
Drive home broke, alone and with full balls.
@yurikostin61728 ай бұрын
you dont need a baddie :-D
@RearAdmiralTootToot28 күн бұрын
Shallow people get a shallow end.
@StarboyXL98 ай бұрын
What did we do all this for? "What? Dating?" No, civilization.
@jmcitr3828 ай бұрын
Capitalist dystopia at its finest
@Eric-jk4ud4 ай бұрын
Imagine cancelling on a gym girl for a dating app girl 😅
@eclecticd99533 ай бұрын
Sounds like you won if she lives in the valley
@mas94937 ай бұрын
Relatable
@Jacob.C.9397Ай бұрын
basically ADHD
@neevshriker94588 ай бұрын
The perfect plot❤
@alexanderbam698 ай бұрын
Lol too funny 😂
@JohnnyRico1188 ай бұрын
Patrick Bateman's got nothing on this guy.
@NooAcademy5 ай бұрын
He flakes on so many girls!
@Takeitlightly65 ай бұрын
Is this the same blonde guy from smosh?
@pennryan9708 ай бұрын
Nice job buddy
@christhis95978 ай бұрын
Bro flakes on more dates that my breakfast
@LapchikreАй бұрын
Her name the 1st gym girl?
@Aditya-f8t5zАй бұрын
Is that Nikki Howard 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
@leeh63176 ай бұрын
Amanda!
@ryanb98738 ай бұрын
wow.
@girostade54777 ай бұрын
man... the gym girl ToT
@AnimesnikSenpai6 ай бұрын
la
@kaiser03988 ай бұрын
Can't wait for a day in the life of a waiter in LA and see how all connect
@justachannel86008 ай бұрын
The waiter is cheating on his actor boyfriend with an athlete. Smh.
@maxpayne69.8 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the perfect trilogy.
@ashutoshk78 ай бұрын
Entering into the content machine multiverse 😮😮😮
@jaredasa6268 ай бұрын
Those other ladies dodged a bullet for sure. Imagine waking up and hearing, "I gotta go return the lambo to the rental place." Every LA woman's worst fear
@brianlam25718 күн бұрын
This is easy. He would simply say he lend the lambo to a celeb friend, who is too busy to return it
@ankurseth0078 ай бұрын
I love part 2s Or the other side story. And i knew he paid that waiter or something .
@gregoryschmidt12334 ай бұрын
It's the same in the Midwest, except you drive to a bar, hit on anything with a pulse, (overlooking cesarean scars, smoker's hack, smoker's sagging skin, smoker's gravel voice), and still end up driving home broke, alone, and empty.
@onlyLEVSKI3 ай бұрын
Maan, that's nightlife in the UK anywhere outside of London 😭
@quirogatnonerrat3214Ай бұрын
Casarean scars is how you were born too or would have! So show respect! Do fights break into bars there or usually everyone's half fainted becasue of drinks or tired? Or drugged?
@EthanKlassen0021 күн бұрын
Except not broke because shit's cheap out here 😅
@KishorTwist7 күн бұрын
That is when you start looking online for high-end love dolls… 😜
@marsella5278 ай бұрын
Damn. That ending is sadly relatable
@kirbylover378 ай бұрын
He deserves it, he was ghosting girls left and right
@fuzzypanda16845 ай бұрын
It's the only part that was actually relatable. All the stuff about girls being interested and agreeing to dates was clearly fiction, so he had to have some amount of reality or else it would have been completely unrelatable.
@mdhazeldine8 ай бұрын
The only unrealistic part about this is he got multiple offers for dates and there was a woman just standing on a street corner waiting to be hit on and she didn't take him to court for harassment 😂
@SpencerLemay8 ай бұрын
He has a lambo and is better looking than you.
@fuzzypanda16845 ай бұрын
@@SpencerLemay Lambo yes. Better looking, you have no clue, so you just look kinda silly for saying that. I don't have a lambo, but I'm in significantly better shape than him and I fully resonate with this guys comment.
@JKBDTS4 ай бұрын
@@fuzzypanda1684 If he looks worse than you, that means that they couldn't find a proper actor, because this guy is like 100/10 canonically. Source: imade it up, but it's probably true
@123asds4 ай бұрын
@@fuzzypanda1684 wow chill mate, don´t let a stranger bruise your ego with just one comment
@fuzzypanda16844 ай бұрын
@@123asds He didn't bruise my ego, he was talking to the OP. I just don't like people who make idiotic comments designed to attack and bully people.
@IDontPostAnymore17398 ай бұрын
THE LORE GROWS- We stan the CM universe
@matthewsander58878 ай бұрын
Meanwhile the rest of the country points and laughs
@fuzzypanda16845 ай бұрын
Why? I'm impressed that he managed to not only approach a girl and have her actually be interested in him, but did so with several girls in one day. That's amazing even though it's clearly a fictional scenario.
@haflongbar96978 ай бұрын
Dude you need to do the life of a waiter in LA from the video😂
@1sobre2Ай бұрын
1:21 - I like how he says he's broke right when he's near a Ross Dress For Less, perfect timing
@darieldelga28 ай бұрын
Love all your videos. Watching you from Cuba 🇨🇺
@animeloverhaven8 ай бұрын
The fact that both vids connected was so good
@miguelh47507 ай бұрын
That empty stare at the end. He never saw that red light or 18 wheeler ! RIP I love seing the same video with Amanda's pov. Do more of these please !
@yd18658 ай бұрын
Aha, I knew the server recognizing him was off! I out valley girled the valley girl
@getinthespace77158 ай бұрын
Never date with a desperation mentality. Try less... do less.
@natethomas5877 ай бұрын
Bro I CRUSH every time I go to LA. You gotta find the right archetype of girls. go to places where the edm girls go , they are more fun , they don't do the big dick millionaire bullshit , they're down to earth, fun and freaky . You have to deal with all that dumb horoscope and astrology shit sometimes but they're generally really down to earth and cool af . Wanna be models and actresses are just generally really shitty horrible people . Humble yourself bros , take a point or two lower and get a real person ... Btw, The nerds are always really fun and cool too - Like the comicon, anime or Dnd crowd . Everyone talking about how they can't find girls are looking in all the wrong places. Last thing , don't look at them as a sex object , you're intentions can't be hidden, real girls will see right through you. you have to be an actual decent person and engage them like they are a real complex human being like yourself . Actually try to get to know them fellas , its ALLLLL about asking interesting questions that spark a real connection . taking turns sharing stuff about yourselves , with a a few laughs in between . You got this boys !
@xv90217 ай бұрын
Keep the bros out of my edm and con scene please lol. They started showing up recently and they just add to the amount of bodies at the spot while offerring nothing in return.
It looks like people trying to make money in the most shallow way possible. People being shallow when dating or pursuing a date. People being shallow with themaelves in their own home. But as long as they get the like on social media they keep the cycle going. This is like a houwe of tortures.
@Commentator4885 ай бұрын
If you make a country to be like the US is, hyper capitalistic, you can expect people to do anything to survive. The irony is seeing an American men complaining the most, while they are the one who made that country that way. The audacity
@krishantaneja83168 ай бұрын
So he got what he deserved 😂😂😂😂
@Ebrahimgains8 ай бұрын
0:47 holy crap I already effing hate this guy.
@aprilhippie87528 ай бұрын
Ah it all comes full circle
@vaibhavmantri11817 ай бұрын
He prove our life worthless in 69 different ways😢😅
@javiersds80818 ай бұрын
"From there I drive home broke, alone and empty." Well, this guy and I are not that different after all.
@kushal46108 ай бұрын
actually the connection is amazing
@zachryder31508 ай бұрын
The LA Singleton Cinematic Universe is expanding!
@thiwankakekulawala8 ай бұрын
Content machine universe all connected
@mitsubachi68658 ай бұрын
I know it is supposed to be entertainment, but it makes me so sad for this poor soul
@jay13738 күн бұрын
I'm just gonna say it. The melons on the gym girl are just absolutely amazing
@mataskundrotas89788 ай бұрын
not exactly empty at the end of the day.. still full of load
@dal24528 ай бұрын
Amateur. If you don't ghost any of your potential dates and schedule them for lunches or different evenings, you will eventually find a girlfriend by the law of large numbers.
@kawamikazecheant2 күн бұрын
American Psycho's vibes or is it just me ?
@yongfulu898415 күн бұрын
people who make 6 figures can't afford lamborghini bro.
@user-cz7wp4jz6nАй бұрын
Same thing in social dancing. You make dance 10 girls, all ghost you and you come home alne and empty. And broke from the costs of habit, night, drunks, pressing...
@gregjones133915 күн бұрын
And the difference between single men in LA and single women in LA is this guy had the decency to cancel on the other girls instead of dragging them all along at once
@DCI-Frank-BurnsideАй бұрын
I for one am sick of these '"Oh aren't I a kooky inadequate" though inexplicably in a high social economic bracket' type videos.