Day in the life of a single guy in LA

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@ggbpartystarter5958
@ggbpartystarter5958 8 ай бұрын
Can you do "Day in the life of a Content Machine enjoyer"?
@content_machine
@content_machine 8 ай бұрын
You have no idea how close you are to a video we just shot. "Day in life of the Average Content Machine Fan"
@yashpatil17294
@yashpatil17294 8 ай бұрын
​@@content_machineAnd You have no idea how excited we are
@ggbpartystarter5958
@ggbpartystarter5958 8 ай бұрын
Love ya guys!
@rockgamiasedes677
@rockgamiasedes677 8 ай бұрын
Yeah it has to be a content machine fan and NOT a content machine enjoyer.
@woodside4life
@woodside4life 8 ай бұрын
Those troglodytes?
@yianmartinez7799
@yianmartinez7799 8 ай бұрын
Love how he’s a “single guy” but managed to set up 4 dates in a single day and ghosted 75% of them.
@totallynotthecia
@totallynotthecia 8 ай бұрын
Single not smart ig
@SecureLemons
@SecureLemons 8 ай бұрын
thats the point of being single
@that-one-dude23
@that-one-dude23 8 ай бұрын
At my peak, I can probably set up two dates in one day, but I live in Texas so girls are much smarter here than in California.
@MigWith
@MigWith 8 ай бұрын
​@@SecureLemonsnot mine
@DianaWanMa
@DianaWanMa 8 ай бұрын
@@SecureLemonsbut he didn’t do the dirty
@Supermateo97
@Supermateo97 8 ай бұрын
_“I drove home broke, alone and empty. And that’s my day.”_ *always relatable Tyler* 🥲
@Zhello79
@Zhello79 8 ай бұрын
What makes it funnier is his facial expression 🤭🤷🏾‍♂️
@honestmovietalk
@honestmovietalk 8 ай бұрын
Except he was not ''emptied'' :)
@moderately_extreme
@moderately_extreme 7 ай бұрын
The "i don't do long distance, i'm from the valley and you live in hollywood" will hit anyone from LA very hard
@freemason4979
@freemason4979 6 ай бұрын
Dont 4get the champagne of victory
@richardesponja693
@richardesponja693 5 ай бұрын
Me too Tyler, Me too
@mrwiseless
@mrwiseless 8 ай бұрын
Love how the videos connected It's so creative
@alecouto
@alecouto 8 ай бұрын
Exactly, they need to do more of this 😂😂
@IamLegendAnon
@IamLegendAnon 8 ай бұрын
What’s the other video?
@Patrick-fm5dk
@Patrick-fm5dk 8 ай бұрын
If Quentin Tarantino directed Content Machine…
@williamNshorts
@williamNshorts 8 ай бұрын
LIke it's so crazy
@infiniLor
@infiniLor 8 ай бұрын
@patrick ... there'd be regular standoffs with multiple people all pointing guns at one another's faces, and shouting
@ArnavTHR
@ArnavTHR 8 ай бұрын
they building the whole LA multiverse 😭☠
@freakensweet1019
@freakensweet1019 8 ай бұрын
The LA Cinematic Universe gonna go crazy
@AashraiRavooru
@AashraiRavooru 8 ай бұрын
These guys make the most gut wrenching stuff
@tsurki6284
@tsurki6284 8 ай бұрын
Fr
@JohnnyRico118
@JohnnyRico118 8 ай бұрын
I just today found this channel and honestly I thought it just puts out incel logic and I really hate watching that kind of stuff, but I see this video is harping on how shitty guys can be too so I guess it's kind of a mixed bag of insecurities. It makes me sad either way though.
@AashraiRavooru
@AashraiRavooru 8 ай бұрын
@@JohnnyRico118 it's not just showing how shitty guys can be but also the consequences of being shitty
@JohnnyRico118
@JohnnyRico118 8 ай бұрын
@@AashraiRavooru Just critiquing vapid people in hook-up cultures in general I guess.
@danielallan8061
@danielallan8061 7 ай бұрын
​@@JohnnyRico118Incels don't exist. You'd have to be super ugly or socially impaired to have zero women interested.
@Togotzi
@Togotzi 8 ай бұрын
In her defense, it does take a long time going from the valley to Hollywood
@MXMLLN
@MXMLLN 7 ай бұрын
What about Silverlake though?
@peterg76yt
@peterg76yt 8 ай бұрын
Seriously, broke, alone, and empty can be done much more cost effectively. Don't ask why I know that.
@mikedangerdoes
@mikedangerdoes 8 ай бұрын
Great effort dudes. Loved the slow reveal that this was the other perspective
@Cupofshake
@Cupofshake 8 ай бұрын
I can confirm that it is true as a single guy in LA!
@punchilux5783
@punchilux5783 Ай бұрын
My day in LA today: I wake up at 8 am and walk my dog. I hit the gym for a few hours. Then I make some lunch and take a nap while Joe Rogan plays in the background. Then I walk my dog again and do a bit of creative work. Then I work on a DJ set, eat some dinner and go on youtube to write this comment. I love being self employed lol
@avishasarkar
@avishasarkar 8 ай бұрын
Babe wake up content machine lore expanded
@miguelh4750
@miguelh4750 8 ай бұрын
This hits hard, please do a part 2 with a happy ending
@yogibbear
@yogibbear 5 ай бұрын
Phrasing.
@bramposthumus9300
@bramposthumus9300 2 ай бұрын
This is LA. They don't do happy endings.
@Lucci136
@Lucci136 8 ай бұрын
The first girl is much better looking than the others.
@maanokay2553
@maanokay2553 8 ай бұрын
hell yeah
@FORNAX_20
@FORNAX_20 2 ай бұрын
Colby Stewart
@aigul5881
@aigul5881 3 ай бұрын
I like how he finishes all his videos with “And that’s my day.”😂🤣😂
@entrthedragon
@entrthedragon 8 ай бұрын
The other story to LA Girl. You pushed it too far bro.
@bjBMB
@bjBMB 8 ай бұрын
This is the start of the Content Machine Cinematic Universe
@panaceiasuberes6464
@panaceiasuberes6464 8 ай бұрын
This is just reality, now.
@JustAGuyProduction
@JustAGuyProduction 7 ай бұрын
Best Raya ad ever
@robpowell8
@robpowell8 8 ай бұрын
You’ll have to do “day in the life of dating at 40 in CA” some real life examples for you
@Sam19509
@Sam19509 Ай бұрын
Why do I feel worse that he paid off the waiter with $100 than wasting money to rent a Lamborghini. Oh wait he still got to drive the Lamborghini.😂😂
@ScrubGuy
@ScrubGuy 8 ай бұрын
Imagine not being a Minnesotan, couldn’t be me.
@sm22446
@sm22446 2 ай бұрын
1. flake on someone 2. hit on someone 3. she's totally going for it 4. invite someone to dinner 5. up against 6. make six figures 7. is packing six inches 8. boost me up to six feet 9. cancel on someone 10. jump back on Raya 11. match with 12. absolute baddie 13. make plans with 14. take her out 15. catch steak 16. I gotta act fast 17. it all goes to plan 18. drop off 19. make a move 20. work out 21. set my radius to 1 mile
@benmendeja5199
@benmendeja5199 8 ай бұрын
You forgot the part where you go home, get some lotion, then open your computer 😅
@Zhello79
@Zhello79 8 ай бұрын
He would have had a "good ending" if it was a different girl. The last girl got him the "bad ending" 🤷🏾‍♂️
@georgios_georgiou
@georgios_georgiou 8 ай бұрын
At least that dude knows how to do cold approach 😅
@Windward535
@Windward535 6 ай бұрын
Should have stuck with gym girl. Prettier bigger boobs to boot
@YodaTheAfroMan
@YodaTheAfroMan 8 ай бұрын
The content machine multiverse is connecting..
@Ciaracutie024
@Ciaracutie024 2 ай бұрын
I don't live in LA but I somehow I know this is accurate
@Theyluvbek14
@Theyluvbek14 8 ай бұрын
Love how the vids consnected
@josedavidmunozmartinez4722
@josedavidmunozmartinez4722 8 ай бұрын
Dary in the life of a single gay guy in LA please hahaha
@HelloIAmAnExist
@HelloIAmAnExist 8 ай бұрын
0:20 seeing chad in color feels weird lol
@jimjiminy5836
@jimjiminy5836 2 ай бұрын
Living the dream bro
@aleksshqipez
@aleksshqipez 8 ай бұрын
Bro made 2 video prespectivs
@fivetimesyo
@fivetimesyo 8 ай бұрын
This is the CMU, Content Machine Universe.
@dogefromthefuture
@dogefromthefuture Ай бұрын
fucking hilarious 😂
@RamssesPharaoh
@RamssesPharaoh 8 ай бұрын
Pure savage Genius. 😅
@zoeman7720
@zoeman7720 8 ай бұрын
that is wild
@ryanposton6136
@ryanposton6136 2 ай бұрын
Even making 7 figures id never buy a Lambo....hilarious
@gregsmith7821
@gregsmith7821 8 ай бұрын
But, you're in a Lambo!😂
@davidparr4636
@davidparr4636 4 ай бұрын
Maybe he should cut his loss and move up to Oregon.
@מדינט
@מדינט 8 ай бұрын
Yep, that is LA 🙂
@HarukiYamamoto
@HarukiYamamoto 2 ай бұрын
Drive home broke, alone and with full balls.
@yurikostin6172
@yurikostin6172 8 ай бұрын
you dont need a baddie :-D
@RearAdmiralTootToot
@RearAdmiralTootToot 28 күн бұрын
Shallow people get a shallow end.
@StarboyXL9
@StarboyXL9 8 ай бұрын
What did we do all this for? "What? Dating?" No, civilization.
@jmcitr382
@jmcitr382 8 ай бұрын
Capitalist dystopia at its finest
@Eric-jk4ud
@Eric-jk4ud 4 ай бұрын
Imagine cancelling on a gym girl for a dating app girl 😅
@eclecticd9953
@eclecticd9953 3 ай бұрын
Sounds like you won if she lives in the valley
@mas9493
@mas9493 7 ай бұрын
Relatable
@Jacob.C.9397
@Jacob.C.9397 Ай бұрын
basically ADHD
@neevshriker9458
@neevshriker9458 8 ай бұрын
The perfect plot❤
@alexanderbam69
@alexanderbam69 8 ай бұрын
Lol too funny 😂
@JohnnyRico118
@JohnnyRico118 8 ай бұрын
Patrick Bateman's got nothing on this guy.
@NooAcademy
@NooAcademy 5 ай бұрын
He flakes on so many girls!
@Takeitlightly6
@Takeitlightly6 5 ай бұрын
Is this the same blonde guy from smosh?
@pennryan970
@pennryan970 8 ай бұрын
Nice job buddy
@christhis9597
@christhis9597 8 ай бұрын
Bro flakes on more dates that my breakfast
@Lapchikre
@Lapchikre Ай бұрын
Her name the 1st gym girl?
@Aditya-f8t5z
@Aditya-f8t5z Ай бұрын
Is that Nikki Howard 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
@leeh6317
@leeh6317 6 ай бұрын
Amanda!
@ryanb9873
@ryanb9873 8 ай бұрын
wow.
@girostade5477
@girostade5477 7 ай бұрын
man... the gym girl ToT
@AnimesnikSenpai
@AnimesnikSenpai 6 ай бұрын
la
@kaiser0398
@kaiser0398 8 ай бұрын
Can't wait for a day in the life of a waiter in LA and see how all connect
@justachannel8600
@justachannel8600 8 ай бұрын
The waiter is cheating on his actor boyfriend with an athlete. Smh.
@maxpayne69.
@maxpayne69. 8 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the perfect trilogy.
@ashutoshk7
@ashutoshk7 8 ай бұрын
Entering into the content machine multiverse 😮😮😮
@jaredasa626
@jaredasa626 8 ай бұрын
Those other ladies dodged a bullet for sure. Imagine waking up and hearing, "I gotta go return the lambo to the rental place." Every LA woman's worst fear
@brianlam257
@brianlam257 18 күн бұрын
This is easy. He would simply say he lend the lambo to a celeb friend, who is too busy to return it
@ankurseth007
@ankurseth007 8 ай бұрын
I love part 2s Or the other side story. And i knew he paid that waiter or something .
@gregoryschmidt1233
@gregoryschmidt1233 4 ай бұрын
It's the same in the Midwest, except you drive to a bar, hit on anything with a pulse, (overlooking cesarean scars, smoker's hack, smoker's sagging skin, smoker's gravel voice), and still end up driving home broke, alone, and empty.
@onlyLEVSKI
@onlyLEVSKI 3 ай бұрын
Maan, that's nightlife in the UK anywhere outside of London 😭
@quirogatnonerrat3214
@quirogatnonerrat3214 Ай бұрын
Casarean scars is how you were born too or would have! So show respect! Do fights break into bars there or usually everyone's half fainted becasue of drinks or tired? Or drugged?
@EthanKlassen00
@EthanKlassen00 21 күн бұрын
Except not broke because shit's cheap out here 😅
@KishorTwist
@KishorTwist 7 күн бұрын
That is when you start looking online for high-end love dolls… 😜
@marsella527
@marsella527 8 ай бұрын
Damn. That ending is sadly relatable
@kirbylover37
@kirbylover37 8 ай бұрын
He deserves it, he was ghosting girls left and right
@fuzzypanda1684
@fuzzypanda1684 5 ай бұрын
It's the only part that was actually relatable. All the stuff about girls being interested and agreeing to dates was clearly fiction, so he had to have some amount of reality or else it would have been completely unrelatable.
@mdhazeldine
@mdhazeldine 8 ай бұрын
The only unrealistic part about this is he got multiple offers for dates and there was a woman just standing on a street corner waiting to be hit on and she didn't take him to court for harassment 😂
@SpencerLemay
@SpencerLemay 8 ай бұрын
He has a lambo and is better looking than you.
@fuzzypanda1684
@fuzzypanda1684 5 ай бұрын
@@SpencerLemay Lambo yes. Better looking, you have no clue, so you just look kinda silly for saying that. I don't have a lambo, but I'm in significantly better shape than him and I fully resonate with this guys comment.
@JKBDTS
@JKBDTS 4 ай бұрын
@@fuzzypanda1684 If he looks worse than you, that means that they couldn't find a proper actor, because this guy is like 100/10 canonically. Source: imade it up, but it's probably true
@123asds
@123asds 4 ай бұрын
@@fuzzypanda1684 wow chill mate, don´t let a stranger bruise your ego with just one comment
@fuzzypanda1684
@fuzzypanda1684 4 ай бұрын
@@123asds He didn't bruise my ego, he was talking to the OP. I just don't like people who make idiotic comments designed to attack and bully people.
@IDontPostAnymore1739
@IDontPostAnymore1739 8 ай бұрын
THE LORE GROWS- We stan the CM universe
@matthewsander5887
@matthewsander5887 8 ай бұрын
Meanwhile the rest of the country points and laughs
@fuzzypanda1684
@fuzzypanda1684 5 ай бұрын
Why? I'm impressed that he managed to not only approach a girl and have her actually be interested in him, but did so with several girls in one day. That's amazing even though it's clearly a fictional scenario.
@haflongbar9697
@haflongbar9697 8 ай бұрын
Dude you need to do the life of a waiter in LA from the video😂
@1sobre2
@1sobre2 Ай бұрын
1:21 - I like how he says he's broke right when he's near a Ross Dress For Less, perfect timing
@darieldelga2
@darieldelga2 8 ай бұрын
Love all your videos. Watching you from Cuba 🇨🇺
@animeloverhaven
@animeloverhaven 8 ай бұрын
The fact that both vids connected was so good
@miguelh4750
@miguelh4750 7 ай бұрын
That empty stare at the end. He never saw that red light or 18 wheeler ! RIP I love seing the same video with Amanda's pov. Do more of these please !
@yd1865
@yd1865 8 ай бұрын
Aha, I knew the server recognizing him was off! I out valley girled the valley girl
@getinthespace7715
@getinthespace7715 8 ай бұрын
Never date with a desperation mentality. Try less... do less.
@natethomas587
@natethomas587 7 ай бұрын
Bro I CRUSH every time I go to LA. You gotta find the right archetype of girls. go to places where the edm girls go , they are more fun , they don't do the big dick millionaire bullshit , they're down to earth, fun and freaky . You have to deal with all that dumb horoscope and astrology shit sometimes but they're generally really down to earth and cool af . Wanna be models and actresses are just generally really shitty horrible people . Humble yourself bros , take a point or two lower and get a real person ... Btw, The nerds are always really fun and cool too - Like the comicon, anime or Dnd crowd . Everyone talking about how they can't find girls are looking in all the wrong places. Last thing , don't look at them as a sex object , you're intentions can't be hidden, real girls will see right through you. you have to be an actual decent person and engage them like they are a real complex human being like yourself . Actually try to get to know them fellas , its ALLLLL about asking interesting questions that spark a real connection . taking turns sharing stuff about yourselves , with a a few laughs in between . You got this boys !
@xv9021
@xv9021 7 ай бұрын
Keep the bros out of my edm and con scene please lol. They started showing up recently and they just add to the amount of bodies at the spot while offerring nothing in return.
@natethomas587
@natethomas587 7 ай бұрын
Bahahaha ! fawk dude ... that's totally fair @@xv9021
@harsh3948
@harsh3948 5 ай бұрын
I can't make anyone laugh, it's over
@PolishBehemoth
@PolishBehemoth 6 ай бұрын
It looks like people trying to make money in the most shallow way possible. People being shallow when dating or pursuing a date. People being shallow with themaelves in their own home. But as long as they get the like on social media they keep the cycle going. This is like a houwe of tortures.
@Commentator488
@Commentator488 5 ай бұрын
If you make a country to be like the US is, hyper capitalistic, you can expect people to do anything to survive. The irony is seeing an American men complaining the most, while they are the one who made that country that way. The audacity
@krishantaneja8316
@krishantaneja8316 8 ай бұрын
So he got what he deserved 😂😂😂😂
@Ebrahimgains
@Ebrahimgains 8 ай бұрын
0:47 holy crap I already effing hate this guy.
@aprilhippie8752
@aprilhippie8752 8 ай бұрын
Ah it all comes full circle
@vaibhavmantri1181
@vaibhavmantri1181 7 ай бұрын
He prove our life worthless in 69 different ways😢😅
@javiersds8081
@javiersds8081 8 ай бұрын
"From there I drive home broke, alone and empty." Well, this guy and I are not that different after all.
@kushal4610
@kushal4610 8 ай бұрын
actually the connection is amazing
@zachryder3150
@zachryder3150 8 ай бұрын
The LA Singleton Cinematic Universe is expanding!
@thiwankakekulawala
@thiwankakekulawala 8 ай бұрын
Content machine universe all connected
@mitsubachi6865
@mitsubachi6865 8 ай бұрын
I know it is supposed to be entertainment, but it makes me so sad for this poor soul
@jay1373
@jay1373 8 күн бұрын
I'm just gonna say it. The melons on the gym girl are just absolutely amazing
@mataskundrotas8978
@mataskundrotas8978 8 ай бұрын
not exactly empty at the end of the day.. still full of load
@dal2452
@dal2452 8 ай бұрын
Amateur. If you don't ghost any of your potential dates and schedule them for lunches or different evenings, you will eventually find a girlfriend by the law of large numbers.
@kawamikazecheant
@kawamikazecheant 2 күн бұрын
American Psycho's vibes or is it just me ?
@yongfulu8984
@yongfulu8984 15 күн бұрын
people who make 6 figures can't afford lamborghini bro.
@user-cz7wp4jz6n
@user-cz7wp4jz6n Ай бұрын
Same thing in social dancing. You make dance 10 girls, all ghost you and you come home alne and empty. And broke from the costs of habit, night, drunks, pressing...
@gregjones1339
@gregjones1339 15 күн бұрын
And the difference between single men in LA and single women in LA is this guy had the decency to cancel on the other girls instead of dragging them all along at once
@DCI-Frank-Burnside
@DCI-Frank-Burnside Ай бұрын
I for one am sick of these '"Oh aren't I a kooky inadequate" though inexplicably in a high social economic bracket' type videos.
@StevenAlvarez
@StevenAlvarez 7 ай бұрын
lol this was gold 🤣
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