Day Trader Day in the Life

[@MrSimonsonLifts]

No matter how much this guy makes… he won’t be able to buy himself a new back after those deadlifts 😂

[@eupi9098]

Bruh I came here to say the same thing! Dude straight up lifted it with all back

[@lustinjams8888]

Lumbar discs have left the chat

[@abdulios]

They’re called Jefferson curls and are very good for overall back/hamstring strength and mobility. If done properly (hard to tell from this short clip tho), there are many benefits to be had. 👍

[@ayeoooo]

🐈‍⬛

[@MrSimonsonLifts]

@@abdulios 😂 he literally said deadlifts …. Plus it looks more like he was attempting a Romanian deadlift to me

[@womperrust]

“I’m 12” starts driving a car

[@IMYOURMAJESTY92]

Been trading for 12 years he means

[@kxngduvie7682]

​@@IMYOURMAJESTY92 nah this video is satire.

[@kalelojed3109]

@@IMYOURMAJESTY92 "eight-figure 12 YEAR OLD"

[@matarooni_]

Does anyone know the song in the background ? Asking for a friend

[@laneryals7959]

2 hours too run 26 miles🤣

[@AmeliaHall335]

You work for 40yrs to have $1m in your retirement, Meanwhile some people are putting just $10k in a meme coin for just few months and now they are multi millionaires. I pray that anyone who reads this will be successful in life

[@AmeliaHall335]

As a beginner investor, it’s essential for you to have a mentor to keep you accountable. Myself, I’m guided by Alex Redondo . A widely known crypto consultant

[@AmeliaHall335]

This is he’s telegrams user name

[@AmeliaHall335]

@AlexRcoin THAT IS THE USER NAME THAT IS HIS USER NAME

[@CameronTremblay]

i say pay for experiences because physical items depreciate quickly. Every year go on a vacation that is full of experiences that you want to do for your own satisfaction and enjoyment and no one else's (if you're single). Memories are priceless, material things have sentimental value but little to no actual value, so splurge on the experience and less on the souvenirs

[@yeabuca]

@@AmeliaHall335 Advert at its worst, lol

[@therealworldofficial]

bro. I felt that deadlift form through my whole body

[@therealworldofficial]

@@EcomkingsOffspring 😂

[@dude2991]

This has gotta be some of the best executed satire out there, much like your perfectly executed options trading.

[@iamstucci]

Lol dude

[@Ulsternial]

As a day trader, I can tell you that this is extremely accurate…

[@Xx_EL_xX]

I was only certain when I saw his deadlift form

[@booboo8706]

Agreed. I didn't even catch it all on the first view. It just got more hilarious from there.😂😭💀

[@TheRealSpheal]

Such good satire I didnt even think it was satire lol

[@BukkaLevy]

“Total loss of $11k, a little better than usual” 😂 😂 😂

[@doubleaa8251]

That’s how trading is sometimes you’ll be up 30k

[@JQ0800]

Yeah wtf... 😅

[@iliketotrade]

Seems legit🤝🏽🤝🏽

[@learningnew732]

He makes 60k$ from yt so 11k it's nothing for him lol

[@moose5497]

@@doubleaa8251 then you’ll be up like 60k

[@pawedomagalski3280]

I wake up at 2am* got me

[@melgozakoki85]

I go to sleep at 2am lol

[@Daisy_Choi]

I wake up at the same time

[@oppenheimer2822]

I wake up at 1am

[@Daisy_Choi]

@@oppenheimer2822 I woke up yesterday at 12 it's not fixed and not flexing cuz I'm not sure if it's good or bad-

[@Daisy_Choi]

Good to know ppl like me exist

[@grammarhammer3817]

Voice: “8 figure” Text: “9 figure” 🤣

[@-realdice]

And he is twelve years old as well🤣

[@youraveragebucketbro6733]

Yeah i think he correct himself

[@alisultani5157]

He does on periods so he can get people like you to comment and increase his video interactions

[@Bobby-sv5ij]

You clearly dont know biaheza

[@littlestewart]

@@Bobby-sv5ij b-treezy

[@JGreen444]

No one is mentioning how his ‘light jog’ is 26 miles long and he burned almost 3,000 calories

[@robaalders1245]

Pretty sure that’s the joke 😂

[@JGreen444]

@@robaalders1245 I know that, the whole video is a joke

[@PandaCheeks]

@@JGreen444 It's a joke buddy!

[@maximiliangorke1204]

Yeah haha, at first I thought I misread it or sth😂

[@Oscar-zc6xq]

So we don't need to point out all the jokes. Everyone saw it.

[@carneasuhdude6823]

“11k loss, that’s a little better of a day for me” Lmao solid

[@mcbrodz1663]

Funniest shit

[@ldat3961]

@@wasdc he did, he was trading options not holding the stock

[@MinuteNBA]

Does anyone know which site is this ?

[@loopy221]

@@MinuteNBA KZbin

[@brudesim5673]

How’s the trading going? Great!!! Only down $11k today!!

[@YourGuyDan]

Having jeff bezos pic as a wallpaper is the biggest red flag there is

[@arabstradingacademy]

lmao

[@user-xz1wy4to4o]

i used to bro it was inspiration don’t judge 💀

[@X._HATRED_.X]

Hope no one saw my Hitler wallpaper.

[@VAMP-mu5dx]

“12 year old” *literally starts driving*

[@kholz7655]

i think he means he’s been doing that work for 12 years or smth

[@kholz7655]

unless it’s a joke

[@kholz7655]

probably is

[@kholz7655]

i feel really stupid now

[@abdallaahmed7901]

@@kholz7655he said “ as a 12 years old trader “ ??

[@awyeah.9078]

Biaheza out here funnier than most 'KZbin Comedians' and he's not even trying.

[@ye9803]

@wjrpo smartass

[@AERIUSvfx]

@@ye9803 you don't get his point, do you?

[@anthonyhardisky1471]

I didn't think it was very funny... Even though it seemed like he was trying...

[@artmann1000]

I hope that deadlift form was a joke too!!

[@AFulfilledLife]

He’s just doing his thing but it turns out to be super funny hhhaha 😂🙏🏽

[@ProGamer00008]

I would have thought this was real until the end if he didn’t say he was a 12 year old day trader lmao

[@dylandixon4058]

Not the marathon in 2:12:41😂

[@demoree]

12:17:12:13

[@lhb873]

nah the deadlift got me 😂

[@evantaylor521]

He said it at the beginning...

[@ProGamer00008]

@@evantaylor521 I know what I was saying is until he said he lost money I would have thought it was real if he didn’t say that at the beginning

[@sham8816]

9 figure 12 year old day trader 😂😂😂 the first part had me rofl

[@luisvargas7903]

Ya saw his back on the deadlift ? “Sensational”

[@nathangreaves7120]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s the impeccable deadlift form that made me laugh out loud the most

[@Rizzd.Commerce]

Same i lowkey cringed for his spine tho 😩

[@davidsfitness2]

I'm so glad that got noticed!

[@ZStrappz]

I came to the comments looking for all the people pointing out his form not realizing the whole video is a comedic troll. 😁

[@krzysztofgilowski1736]

As far as I know, he was doing stiff leg deadlift and as long as you keep your glutes tightened, you can do it with round back. But you need to lift with your butt

[@StickEmOutdoors]

made my back hurt lmao

[@NTPEnjoyer]

that deadlift form, my guy looked like a scared cat...perfect form...

[@biaheza]

Thank you I’ve been dialing it in 😤💯💯

[@jordanhoman0212]

My back hurts just watching this

[@BenPro_]

YO ITS AIDEN MANI BRO IM A BIG FAN PLZ SHOUT OUT NEXT VIDEO

[@BenPro_]

@@NTPEnjoyer lets goooo

[@NTPEnjoyer]

@@BenPro_ ya bro i gotuooo

[@Keksde]

At first i thought this video was one of those staged ones where the OP is clearly lying but then I saw how he lost 11k and that convinced me it's legit

[@Donthedonace]

Clash Of Clans downloads after this 📈📈📈📈

[@TahLucky7]

Id love to see a video of you flipping NFT's for a week!

[@douglasmehnert4855]

This

[@lukepotkay1732]

This

[@flynnhoppe4048]

this

[@SaberActual]

Yes!

[@kryul3230]

Yes!

[@edddddddb]

"Light jog" , shows a record breaking marathon time 😂

[@AlexTurner111]

That killed me. I re watched the video and paused it to be sure I saw that right and wondered if anyone else caught that lmfao 🤣

[@Dadon416]

man said it casually

[@edddddddb]

@@AlexTurner111 lmaooo

[@aaronharman5431]

That’s not record breaking

[@edddddddb]

@@aaronharman5431 yes it is, just because kipchoge runs at 2hrs doesnt mean its not still record breaking, I never specified world record for males...

[@Edi72456]

Perfect deadlift form . I do it the same way like you.

[@ceydk-ws8xg]

Rip back

[@Chiefs7229]

“today I decided to sleep in” *looks at clock reads 3am* I could never😭

[@OffGridInvestor]

5:05am for me. Warehousing.... leave the house in the dark and get back in the dark. 10 hour days with 2.5 hour commute.

[@cryptohair]

Lol this was high level trolling. I liked it.

[@junaidnawaz92]

That hair fooled me 🤣

[@jacktheartcreator]

Bro SAME

[@tradingtactics7541]

There was a hair on my screen. But it moves with my scrolling. -.-

[@ez6314]

I blew on my screen

[@Adv_studying]

ngl I thought this was just someone straight up flexing until I rewatched it and actually paid attention 12 year old lmao

[@theolynwarrender]

8 figure 12 year old day trader … overlooked by many 😂😂

[@dravestmusicreviews9528]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY 1 WHO EHARD THAT 😂

[@dravestmusicreviews9528]

69TH LIKE👌

[@Void_mod]

Bruh💀💀💀

[@Fatlad87]

Thats what I heard 🤣

[@uglyducklingfinance2023]

Hahahaha this is hilarious! I love the sense of humor!!

[@user-ul1ku1ds9d]

You’re funny man…first guy on the internet being honest about being a day trader.:.LUV IT man! Best video

[@therealtarunkandaswamy]

dude this was brilliant 😂 i didnt even know you were joking until you said losing 11k was a better day. The jeff bezos lock screen should have given me a clue

[@xnj913]

Or the 26mi run

[@sasmitvaidya3594]

There were a lot of hints....the light jog, Jeff Bezos, deadlift form, etc

[@danylxi3068]

He literally said as a 12 years old at the first seconds 😭

[@Mastercharlie_lab]

He did lose 11k actually right?

[@LilYashy]

You know you made it in life when you eat with the food in the pan.

[@KennyFromthaA]

Lol poor people do that too

[@stafford1670]

@@KennyFromthaA Thats the joke bruh

[@KennyFromthaA]

@@stafford1670 nah he was being serious

[@PRM_SVN]

Or when life just poopers right on u and u eat from ur pan contemplating life and questioning ur existence

[@SurajGondkar]

I do this like every day😂.. I just don't have patience to put it on a plate..😂

[@TheBanker027]

You’re hilarious I like it

[@ThomasShelby-xz2fk]

Day trading is the equivalent to gambling. Long term investing in solid companies is how wealth is generated

[@elexwithnovidslol6977]

Gambling is very different because it's based on luck and hope, you can definitely find patterns in these trades if you just watch a few companies and then know when would be a good time to buy and sell. It involves a little luck, but a lot of patience and strategies. Definitely arguable to say it is like gambling though.

[@MSCLEManifest]

ye, long term invest 1000 bucks. will see how that goes hahaha

[@gaiusamoah1344]

You're joking right?

[@Noobmaster-ri6ej]

“Light jog” *runs a marathon*

[@teejer90]

In just over 2 hrs

[@tomergilad1]

That's I think top 100 time In marathon

[@Cyborsickness]

“12 year old day trader” - Drives a Tesla

[@roddynon1886]

Fuk that punch ✊ line for me 💀 🤣

[@jamesambrocio]

2:12 marathon puts you in an elite level and can secure yourself a spot in the world champs. I think this is B.S.

[@MrIMBOMBIN]

Should’ve missed that basketball shot and it would’ve been funnier lmao

[@MisterZero-xv1xt]

Motivational speech and Bezo's picture killed me😂

[@PickleDillGaming]

"Just did a light jog today" proceeds to run an insane marathon time

[@krisiswideawake]

Man’s calmly scarfing down his eggs while staring at an $11,000 loss. King.

[@elijahfarias2403]

Sigma attitude

[@Rico401Prov]

Meanwhile , I’d be setting my noose up knowing damn well I blew my bank account for the month lol

[@sergiogonzalez6047]

Cuz it’s fake 😂😂

[@sophieaskey6922]

That’s the only attitude that will make a successful trader. Whether this is fake or not. I’ve had a £35k loss and closed my laptop and went shopping. All part of the game.

[@desiree2401]

​​@@sophieaskey6922 you gotta be kidding me bruh where do y'all get the money to do this shit

[@HabibJackson]

That dead lift form though, he definitely did that on purpose 😆

[@tomson-zo8sw]

My back hurt watching this

[@ChiefSmokeAlot]

I sure hope so !

[@iamthedevilsadvocate]

At that point I realised this was a gag

[@johncantgame439]

The whole thing was a gag lol. From the 26 mile jog to the clash stuff. Love it all

[@mastermind2971]

He said as a 12 year old day trader…. The lifestyle line gave everything away

[@walterwelches4188]

😂 Jeff Bezos as your background on your phone is a weird flex.

[@Randomviys]

Nah he like the kids at my ⚾️ tournaments “Ya I’m 12” (while chugging a bottle of Jack Daniels) 💀💀💀

[@matthewmarkose]

The most impressive part of this video is his marathon time.

[@Jpavey23]

It’s not fucking real

[@abudgie6909]

@@Jpavey23 yeah... it’s a joke...

[@Jpavey23]

@@abudgie6909 it’s a bad joke

[@ygbh5934]

elliot kipchoge 💀

[@suggondees4882]

I’d say his deadlift form was most impressive

[@Jamgwarn]

Unfiltered, realistic, perfect

[@erik4177]

the star signs killed me 💀

[@MrPelham32]

😂😂 that’s how the furus act too.. genius comedy

[@SickDC]

Loses 11k "I'd say that's a little better for me"

[@Phianhcr123]

Average Wallstreetbets stuff

[@beactivebehappy9894]

Also a nine figure day trader!!😲

[@katsfilms7124]

When I saw “Rise and grind” as his alarm, I knew this was supposed to be satire

[@CoolnesXcore]

It hit me when I saw the deadlift

[@justindysarz381]

@@CoolnesXcore and that marathon

[@gareonconley1956]

waht you mean? actual daytraders have that on t heir pohne too

[@richyb1643]

It hit me when he said he was twelve 😂😂😂

[@_mellow]

Appreciate the transparency frl

[@darkwave957]

As soon as I saw that “deadlift” I paused and came straight to the comments. I’m glad to see I wasn’t the only one

[@radiantvalor]

It was a joke

[@lucasheterjag]

I did’t realize this was a joke until the “Gary V motivational speech”

[@HairJordan]

This is amazing haha

[@flobots502]

this is fake lol

[@arenuzzle6282]

You like that dead lift 🤣 looooll

[@AFulfilledLife]

ded hahahaha 😂😂

[@Thedjsmokeybear]

This is boring bobo

[@PandaCheeks]

@Fjfjfjfjdjdjje And yet here you are...

[@thepatientlion5137]

He threw the skillet lmaooooo

[@lankyplayz6238]

That clash of clans time is so relatable.

[@georgev5766]

Hahahahah. This is low key one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while.

[@jordanramsey2131]

Ayyy I missed you saying 12 yr old 8 figure at the start until it replayed again. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@azamjontoshbaev909]

You ain’t alone 😂😂😂

[@mr.lazzer693]

How he drivin

[@chefgeta]

That deadlift absolutely killed me. I could literally FEEL my back in pain

[@user-fk7cv9ec4x]

make money oneline in usa

[@coryfoote8206]

Oh no, not the mall grab😂😂

[@jotjot2402]

‘Checking up on my clan’ Shows town hall 3 base

[@zainkazi]

imagine someone really followed this routine. his life would be shitty.

[@lionsmaineee]

@Adolf Drippler 👑 who’s doing too much?

[@lionsmaineee]

How would his life be shitty?

[@lionsmaineee]

@Adolf Drippler 👑 How is he doing too much?

[@lionsmaineee]

@Adolf Drippler 👑 bro you do know he was joking around right? He literally said day in a life of a 12 year old day trader. He’s not 12 book first hunt right there. He also said 12 year old eight figure day trader and in the text on screen was spelt “nine”. Second hint. It’s called satire/sarcasm. Learn to take jokes buddy not everything he does is super serious or meant to offend/make people feel insecure.

[@zainkazi]

@@lionsmaineee wouldn't a nornal person sleep at 2am instead of waking

[@drsatyamupadhyay]

Jeff Bezos on wallpaper has gotta be the biggest red flag ever

[@soundslikejrich]

Seeing you open clash just verified where I’m headed

[@eduardobastos1396]

I wish I knew this when I was 12 years old, whit the capacity to lose 11 grand in a day

[@biaheza]

Sneaky hack the government doesn’t want you to know

[@eduardobastos1396]

@@biaheza hacks that ill gladly watch while i eat my eggs at lunch

[@tranium67]

Spend it on a gaming pc

[@zoetaylor7934]

Oh yeah when this guy is up at two he’s “productive” but when I do it I am “sleep deprived”

[@logond277]

Man wakes up when i go to sleep💀

[@enjoyxpeace859]

I do to 😂 ppl say it’s unusual

[@maylia3132]

😭😭😭 that deadlift is devious

[@mainyoutubefang5655]

Brodie said “Big Dipper formation” I FUCKING LOST IT 😂😂

[@angeloscofield1384]

Hahaha didn't expect this to end on a loss 🤣 The way you produced the video made it looked like it's one of those "nothing goes wrong" videos 🤣 Great job dude

[@isaurygomezgarcia622]

Yup real life video 🤣

[@CODrocker90]

It's satire, we're all aware of this right?

[@qbikmusik]

@@CODrocker90 Lord help us all

[@a9lewin424]

him: light jog Also him: runs a marathon 11min over the world record

[@JMoney-un2oo]

Most realistic day trader POV

[@prajwalkhanal8811]

That deadlift form was pure man✅

[@AzureBlox]

Bro took "deadlift" too seriously 💀💀

[@Ameemskdugejjdo]

Gets up at 3 am to play clash of clans😂 sickkkk brooo

[@arsheel7935]

You checking your townhall 3 base just makes this perfect

[@austinspruill6685]

“Welcome to the day in the life of an eight figure day reader” *subtitle says 9 figure* Make your mind up 😂

[@denimsahu7718]

1 or 2 zero in the end doesn't really matter to him he is "RICH"

[@Cain353]

It's 9 figures but with 6 figures behind the comma.

[@voicesofrelevance5628]

Forget about stoplosses. We go ALL IN 😅😅😂😂

[@cryptogreen3578]

The way he was eating those eggs like they were sausage 😂😂😂

[@thaspaniard09]

“I see a Big Dipper formation on the AMD stock” 🤣

[@whatsapp-7634]

👆👆👆chat me up to join

[@rezy0n483]

the fact that he has coc in the “finance” folder 💀💀💀

[@waterdogxx7871]

Clash...

[@cheesesandwich1033]

Your videos are so well edited! Congrats!

[@nascara69]

nobody talking about how he said he was 12??? 😂

[@x9147]

It scares me that there really are people who have “RISE AND GRIND 💪” alarms.

[@TURKEYonWH3AT]

"12 years old" 🤣 I'm like damn this kids driving? Oh wait it's a Tesla. The lifting form is literally the part that made me realize it was all satire

[@rerrer3346]

Do you wanna just talk about the book?

[@mannymedia6311]

Man I didnt realise till I read comments 🤣🤣 nothing surprise me no more

[@rafreyes5140]

👀 my father was reincarnated into this 12 year old day trader lmao

[@geraltrivia5032]

I love this ❤ 😂so funny you totally mocked all the daily life videos not just about day trade. Life is up and down not just up 🎉

[@hafizzulkfali3030]

The most realistic trader ever😂✌🏼

[@felixformosa8384]

Lol I was concerned at the "light" jog then when I saw the deadlift form and Gary vee podcast I knew it was a joke

[@AmazingAsif]

Love when he did the deadlift with horrible form 😂😂 this is great

[@kylepreskitt379]

“Every day I usually wake up at 2 a.m. today I chose to wake up a little late “ bros phone was at 3 a.m. 😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@liambailey1239]

holding the skate board by the trucks got me lmao

[@xavleduc2696]

That’s hilarious ahhaahha i watched it like 9 times the clan part had me weak🤣🤣

[@malbeg6687]

The "I'd SaY tHaTs A lItTle BeTtEr ThEn UsUaL fOR mE" got me completely

[@sharobb6904]

Amazing, Heaven on Earth love it 😆 🔥🔥🔥👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@WealthGambit]

"Big Dipper Formation" Lmaoo gold

[@John-zd6gt]

This is hilarious 🤣

[@irishmixad7672]

This was actually funny😂😂

[@zmerzy5459]

this really motivated me to become a day trader. Thanx for the inspiration. Will strive to become as successful as u one day

[@MoveFaster]

No one: Day Trader: This is enough for a day. -$11,000

[@coloradosk8erboi]

This 🙌💯 None of my friends can lose as much money as I can in the day. But none of them can make as much as I can make in a day. But that’s because none of them are in stocks, they’re scared

[@suhdudelmaokys6149]

Said no day trader ever...that's either the start of a glorious return or burnout

[@faisalnasimi1418]

keep going with that deadlift form, looking perfect. 💪🏽💪🏽 also, great analysis with big dipper formation. you got it bro 🙏🏼

[@Mario-G-Man]

Prep your breakfast before bed and glue yourself on that screen as soon as possible 😂

[@michaelvidal6561]

Ahahaha that deadlift form had me dying!

[@1998Triny]

Seeing this & having stocks of NIO is making me cry on the inside.

[@puxyz4722]

Lmao