0:21 lesson learned: if you’re going to hack into somewhere don’t announce that you’re doing it
@Ma.ElizabethBaldonado3 ай бұрын
Fr ur dumb if you do that 😂
@RyDaColАй бұрын
lol
@MammothMakesStuff3 ай бұрын
0:00 The Jaywalker 0:13 The Hacker 0:26 The Hit and Run driver 0:38 The Florida Man 0:57 The Serial Killer 1:18 The Pickpocket 1:31 The Robber 1:50 The Arsonist 2:11 The Scammer 2:33 The Cyberbully 2:57 The Insurance Fraud 3:25 The P3d0phile 3:49 The Tax Evader 4:17 The Corrupt Cop 4:44 The Thief 5:10 The Prison Escaper 5:41 The Shoplifter 6:09 The Smuggler 6:37 The Briber 7:11 The Accomplice 7:50 The Mafia 8:29 The Kidnapper 9:06 The Domestic Abuser 9:54 The Drug Dealer 10:30 The Gangster 11:09 Dayum Plushie/Outro
@The420PvP3 ай бұрын
Broo
@The420PvP3 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@teshmario3 ай бұрын
You Died of Heart Attack
@SharkAtkYT3 ай бұрын
These are all my favorite activities!(for legal reasons this is a joke)
@williambonne97583 ай бұрын
Lil bro wrote them all down 😭
@arthursoaresrodrigues47663 ай бұрын
3:27 bro knew what he was doing with that username 💀
@Determination7093 ай бұрын
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
@VoidSillyFilms2 ай бұрын
chris the mr beast predator
@Ath3nx_223 күн бұрын
Jimmy too 💀
@Sprout-23sde3 ай бұрын
0:35 Wow, he is a nice man! He took a lady to her destinqtion!
@Edyar_Smith3 ай бұрын
Ah hell nah 😭😭😭
@AlexanderPayblas-vo6qy3 ай бұрын
Yooooo too far
@JXPplayzYT3 ай бұрын
Broo nahhhhhhh 💀😭
@Bad_animationz3 ай бұрын
💀
@arghyaprotimhalder55923 ай бұрын
Thanks bro saved her from suffering
@mrrp_mrowp3 ай бұрын
fun fact on 5:17 (prison escape) in switzerland its perfectly legal to escape prison, you don't get any extra charges if caught/found and you still serve the same amount of time (edit ->) as from before you escaped, so if you escaped with a 1 year sentence but had 4 months left when you were caught {if you were caught} you'd have 4 months of time to serve
@romaynesmith443 ай бұрын
No in Germany 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
@atomicskies_3 ай бұрын
Good
@Toenail_VR2 ай бұрын
common Switzerland W
@RobloxGamer64228 күн бұрын
W Switzerland
@Axowotlz523 ай бұрын
3:41 AINT NO WAY DAYUM SNEAKED THAT IN ‼‼💀💀
@Revaza_113 ай бұрын
it should've been doctor disrespect💀
@Axowotlz523 ай бұрын
@@Revaza_11 he just responded byw
@Determination7092 ай бұрын
Fun fact: it was dayum in disguise
@pwuudding19 күн бұрын
@@Determination709 why are you calling someone a pdf
@Browncoat79693 ай бұрын
The Mr Beast one was wild ☠️☠️ [3:42]
@wizaniali14593 ай бұрын
Bro forgot something jimmy is wearing christ his skin in minecraft💀💀💀
@Browncoat79693 ай бұрын
@@wizaniali1459 Bruh wot
@lily_ytpink99973 ай бұрын
@@wizaniali1459he LOOKS like mrrmmrmr beast
@COVID-19_Crab3 ай бұрын
@@Browncoat7969His name is Kris
@SerinityMajovcheLuen3 ай бұрын
Krist is a uhm 😶 predator
@Determination7093 ай бұрын
8:25 **GETS FLASHBACKS FROM EVERY LOBOTOMY MAFIA ADS I FOUND IN GD**
@Just_No_creativity3 ай бұрын
Did you mean lobotomy corporation?
@gdbravewebbrowser51564 күн бұрын
@Just_No_creativity Not everything is about Lobotomy Corporation.
@gdbravewebbrowser51562 күн бұрын
And no they're not talking about Lobotomy Corporation. They're talking about Geometry Dash.
@Determination709Күн бұрын
@@gdbravewebbrowser5156 looks like someone understands me
@cupcakecrumblers3 ай бұрын
“The robber” WHEN THE FLOOR GOT SHOT BY THE SHOTGUN XD
@Kajangsus123453 ай бұрын
0:52 "School bus crashed into restaurant" The guy : (Throws car in the river)
@yahiathelondoner27963 ай бұрын
fr
@DZam-ct8eg3 ай бұрын
(what might be a dead meme reference) 0:51 A man has thrown a car into the river in Minecraft City! Start the new Redstone Flying Machine! *HEY*
@chair983 ай бұрын
@@DZam-ct8eg might be dead but still funny 👍
@fritz-k9t3 ай бұрын
This Footage was actually reused from one of his old videos: Different Types of people on the School bus.
@chair983 ай бұрын
@@fritz-k9t really? That explains the mistake
@EdenLovesDragonsForSomeReason3 ай бұрын
0:11 lol they even brought their intern
@BroBellaVista54043 ай бұрын
2:42 social media: cyberbullying is when you bully someone online roblox: cyberbullying is when the victim fights back, especially if a bacon fights back against a slender/toxic💀
@ThatOneCrazyYoutuber3 ай бұрын
2:45 to 2:52 haters getting arrested
@Depression-v3s3 ай бұрын
Slenders doesn't exist anymore
@Depression-v3s3 ай бұрын
@@waynekerrbbc they still do what about new players?
@unkutheunku3 ай бұрын
more like roblox: cyberbulling is pressing / and enter at the same time
@waynekerrbbc29 күн бұрын
@@BroBellaVista5404 nah roblox will tag that, but they will also tag it when you try to say any word that has 2 meanings like honey
@paperissimaducci16843 ай бұрын
7:58 just like the ads 😭😭😭
@BlurryWordss3 ай бұрын
fr 😭
@Epicgeckokid3 ай бұрын
What ads
@the_girlfriendfnf2 ай бұрын
@@Epicgeckokidmafia city ads
@i.dgaming1093 ай бұрын
the thumbnail 💀
@arthursoaresrodrigues47663 ай бұрын
I know right? 💀
@FierinaLovesmc_3033 ай бұрын
Fr
@TheRandomKenel3 ай бұрын
Drake, Dr. Disrespect, Kris Tyson, Notive....
@Gamerboss40YT3 ай бұрын
@@TheRandomKenel EDP, Colleen, Dream, Konekokitten, need I say more?
Florida man one is inaccurate. There is a distinct lack of drugs being used, collatoral damage, swords, and alligators being used as weapons.
@XuanTran198833 ай бұрын
Shut up
@IMAMERICANOWGIVEMEYOUROIL3 ай бұрын
Frfr
@jasonbaker9313 ай бұрын
0:53 That’s definitely a school bus, and that is definitely a restaurant!
@DZam-ct8eg3 ай бұрын
replying before that headlining error gets fixed
@lolerlolerson3 ай бұрын
fre fish, small school...
@OmarAmin-x5s3 ай бұрын
No it’s not it’s a lake and a cyberattack
@pizzabunk3 ай бұрын
exactly bro
@EYE-4O43 ай бұрын
Yes i also saw it
@Ji-Xinping3 ай бұрын
0:52 school bus? That's a B2 bomber! And that's not restaurant, that's a twin towers!
@shn-ross.200927 күн бұрын
probably a mistake
@Mr.Meowtain433 ай бұрын
3:30 bruh knew what he was saying💀
@Gamerdude3723 ай бұрын
8:05 the lv1 crook becomes a lv100 crook boss
@Ape-El3 ай бұрын
4:10 I just love references.
@Planet_X_1233 ай бұрын
1:44. *THIS!!! IS!!! TEXAS!!!*
@coolgamerdaniel89423 ай бұрын
Murderers: *Kills people* Robbers: *Steal from people* Kidnappers: And I took that person.
@Lilbuggar26_cutpaper3 ай бұрын
True very true
@abbyg34043 ай бұрын
Kidnapper: And then she got excited and asked a bunch of questions, so I let her out and drove off, and after that experience, I quit kidnapping people.
@Just_No_creativity3 ай бұрын
Robber: and I felt bad for someone who had no money, I quit robbing
@WhosVisibility2 ай бұрын
*gyat*
@SchwarzerWolf1000Ай бұрын
In some places, escaping prison isn't a crime but you will have to pay for stealing the suit and items you use in your escape.
@Determination7093 ай бұрын
6:26 DONT DO IT, OR I WILL PUT YOU IN A CONGREGATION JUMPSCARE.
@coldbreeze03 ай бұрын
Gd player detected
@cooperd1576Ай бұрын
IF YOU DO, YOU’LL UNFORTUNATELY FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF BLOODBATH BY RIOT! DON’T MAKE ME DO IT!
@ora33theneighborhoodwarpla933 ай бұрын
11:01 gangster just doing Oppenheimer season 2
@borisslavk01nolastname91Ай бұрын
reminds me more of the movie "Don't Be A Menace" (1996) where a gang in a car threatens two people with an RPG and the other black gangster reveals a Soviet nuke hidden in a truck the scene is available to see on youtube btw
@ULTRAPOWER803 ай бұрын
2:20 No one is gonna talk how he called this person on a Xbox...
@wardengamer3743 ай бұрын
Yeah I noticed that
@DA2K11AUTTP3 ай бұрын
No
@iliketoast55233 ай бұрын
Nah we don't talk about that
@alexandertkachenko14323 ай бұрын
Ah yea, my favorite Xbox one feature
@FinnKeehan3 ай бұрын
THAT WAS AN XBOX!? HOW DID HE GET THAT!?!?
@crystalrivers48003 ай бұрын
The smuggler one is too wild 💀
@FinnWolters3 ай бұрын
fr😂
@Lolzs-rc2cg3 ай бұрын
When?
@IMAMERICANOWGIVEMEYOUROIL3 ай бұрын
@Lolzs-rc2cg 6:15
@RoWorker3 ай бұрын
6:30 it's all...just weird and bad
@Sebastian_Solace_PRS3 ай бұрын
@@RoWorker you know he had a metal object on his bum right? The scanners are made to detect metal to ne bring in any shooters into the airport. And if it's on his bum then they need to search him and take off his pants so stop acting like if scanners should be illegal bc you don't want a criminal on you flight do you?
@Sebastian_Solace_PRS3 ай бұрын
@@RoWorker plus he tried to make an escape to not get caught with a weapon with him
@RoWorker3 ай бұрын
@@Sebastian_Solace_PRS i know but still...
@RoWorker3 ай бұрын
@@Sebastian_Solace_PRS also out of context but good username
@Sebastian_Solace_PRS3 ай бұрын
@@RoWorker thanks
@RoWorker3 ай бұрын
7:40 they changed nicknames
@ozzyager3 ай бұрын
Lol
@enderandbonnie3353 ай бұрын
4:39 Or one trip to getting yourself fired and gets sent to jail since just because you’re a cop doesn’t means you can do anything as a cop (for example you don’t get free ps5 even if you’re a cop I am pretty sure you still have to pay for it) Edit: well kinda can do anything as a cop since they do have access to some things
@alexb8593 ай бұрын
Sentences for each Crime: - 0:04 3 Minutes of Community Service - 0:15 3 Nights in Prison - 0:28 A Warning (If the Pedestrian was Uninjured), 1 Month in Prison (If the Pedestrian was Injured), 10 Years (If the Pedestrian was killed unintentionally/an Involuntary Manslaughter), The Death Penalty (If the Pedestrian was killed on Purpose/Murder) - 0:48 Replace the Car - 0:57 The Death Penalty - 1:22 Give the Item Back! - 1:31 3 to 12 Years in Prison - 1:53 Life in Prison with No Parole - 2:11 1 Night in Jail - 2:33 None - 2:57 1 Night in Jail - 3:15 Not allowed within 36 Feet of a School or Playground - 3:49 5 Years in Prison - 4:17 Fired - 4:44 3 to 12 Years in Prison - 5:10 Be put right back in Prison - 5:41 3 to 12 Years in Prison - 6:09 Usually it would be Life in Prison with a Chance of Parole, but the Officer said something Sus at the End - 6:38 5 Nights in Prison, but honestly I think the Charge for Bribery should be Nothing, You get what you want, They get what they want, it's a win win - 7:11 The same Charge the other would get - 7:50 Life in Prison with No Parole - 8:29 A Restraining Order - 9:06 A Restraining Order - 9:55 Life in Prison with a Chance of Parole (If there were no Intentional Deaths), The Death Penalty (If there were Intentional Deaths) - 10:30 Life in Prison with No Parole (If there were no Intentional Deaths), The Death Penalty (If there were Intentional Deaths)
@LitheSleeve282 ай бұрын
5 nights in prision, is this where you wanna be? i just dont get it. on why do you wanna stay. 5 nights in prision, is this where you wanna be? i just dont get it. on why do you wanna stay five nights in prisioooon
@alexb8592 ай бұрын
@@LitheSleeve28 ?
@supersonic26133 ай бұрын
1:48 bro just HAD to go to bank of texas
@Watcherobot3 ай бұрын
8:35 William Afton be like.
@omegaflowey99323 ай бұрын
And then he gets spring-locked a few years later
@N3gat1ve8ura3 ай бұрын
4:55 guess he dosnt bite
@BroB-lk8ex3 ай бұрын
Advanced humor 1:13 serial killer b4oke in through the kitchen
@papapboss27873 ай бұрын
9:51 As an Asian I can confirm this
@VerticalHeist3 ай бұрын
1:40 IT'S PAYDAY FELLAS! Oh and also, my friend, can you do bank robbery portrayed in Minecraft?
@superlavahair15363 ай бұрын
they did mrbeast dirty at 3:35
@forceghostyoda57303 ай бұрын
Thats Chris
@omegaflowey99323 ай бұрын
@@forceghostyoda5730you meant kris who did the toxic train
@Mariajuice_official2 ай бұрын
He got exposed 😭
@superlavahair15362 ай бұрын
@@Mariajuice_official ik
@Interestingcontentforeveryone3 ай бұрын
7:45 owen said ned's dialougue "HELP I'M STUCK!" just noticed. pls dont kill me for noticing a small mistake
@JacobPoblete-ko5dc3 ай бұрын
3:28 bro knew the drama. For those who dont know, Kris Tyson was apparently a predator 7 years ago because there was a picture he was looking. It was sus.
@atomicskies_3 ай бұрын
Typical stupid social media drama am I right
@noahnorman68773 ай бұрын
Make a part 2 please, here’s some other types of fugitives not mentioned here: - Loan Sharks - Extortionists - Ransom takers - Terrorists - Radical Environmentalists
@MapBotTheElsagateKiller3 ай бұрын
As a Floridian, I would like to correct the Florida Man stereotype. What he would've done is that he would summon the gators from a nearby swamp, destroy the car. And finally, the gators would take the driver, sacrifice him, and eat the driver's flesh.
@Skythe_dragon3 ай бұрын
6:02 that’s how meat was invented
@ROCKERNAN892 ай бұрын
AYOOOOO ☠️
@NN213253 ай бұрын
1:43 my guy wasn't messing around
@thethingyofthething2 ай бұрын
5:10 Believe it or not, in some places this is COMPLETELY legal
@mikeyjgamesАй бұрын
what
@thethingyofthethingАй бұрын
@@mikeyjgames In Germany you can escape because it's a right to be free
@Dont_you_dare_buy_doordashАй бұрын
As long as you dont damage property or hurt anybody.
@NadzaAjaa3 ай бұрын
i have a video list, choose one! 1.Types of people in the tropical island. 2.Types of people when rain. 3.Types of people when camping. 4.Types of people when meet the lgbt💀. 5.Types of people when swimming. I'm your subscribers So, please see this 😢.
@garbagedweller3 ай бұрын
10:21 that one song that plays when someone gets grounded in GoAnimate Song: Big Rock - Kevin MacLeod
@owentaildeman86343 ай бұрын
W
@Therealozzycook3 ай бұрын
U r grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded 548364627354737262747463727274547282636372725495016446392926 years! Go to your room now!
@Partyman_Official3 ай бұрын
4:08 EY HE SAID THE DAN VS. THING!
@handsomeclaw68023 ай бұрын
3:28 If I were a cop traveling back in time to 04/17/2010 to stop Julia Vickerman from stalking a 14-year-old emo boy in the carnival in Griffith Park.
@handsomeclaw68023 ай бұрын
Because I knew the controversy about Julia Vickerman from by stalking an emo and sexual harassment toward the storyboarder during the production on Twelve Forever. Never trust her, she's a creep.
@mychie5803 ай бұрын
1:07 GET OUT OF MY HEAD
@BeFreedombusy3 ай бұрын
Wdym?
@mychie5803 ай бұрын
@@BeFreedombusy ...
@Just_me_luke3 ай бұрын
9:55 bro is chopper undercover
@TheOneAndOnlySkello3 ай бұрын
3:25 this one literally describes a lot of youtubers/celebrities 😂 Also you couldve done a mc youtuber thats a pdf file and it would've worked just as well
@forceghostyoda57303 ай бұрын
Ryan’s world lore: 9:36
@nickle2bird3 ай бұрын
0:05 oh, look a jaywalker
@KomaCrushesU3 ай бұрын
FLINT LOCKWOOD
@TheSuperTiger20113 ай бұрын
İ do it all the time.
@familiabatz52533 ай бұрын
HEYYYYYYY!!
@imndatl3 ай бұрын
0:53 THAT AINT A SCHOOL BUS AND IT CRAWHED INTO THE WATER😂😂😂
@sparkiethefirefox2668Ай бұрын
7:50 bro just explained every mafia ad
@Boy_TV9843 ай бұрын
0:34 Tomasz Hajto moment in 16th February 2007
@Koles_normalny3 ай бұрын
Brat is right
@iMasterBT2 ай бұрын
1:28 Kid: erm what the sigma u looking at?
@samuelecanuso92453 ай бұрын
3:26 Children must be protected!😢😢😢😢
@kholift55lol3 ай бұрын
11:05 nice don't be a menace reference
@Mariajuice_official2 ай бұрын
3:25 BROTHER EEUUUUUGH
@JJthepro.Ай бұрын
8:21 "Level 1 crook vs level 100 mafia boss" ahh
@EnderDragon196793 ай бұрын
3:28 Kris Tyson moment
@Ceratoraptor20083 ай бұрын
3:35 Mr Beeeeaaaast
@reMote_prototype3 ай бұрын
7:36 Moxxie moment :(
@LeoGabrielball2 ай бұрын
:(
@as1lgamer743Ай бұрын
9:43 "Good luck kid" As an asian, i felt that one😢
@KingF1rewolf163 ай бұрын
The dog is always so cute 11:12
@C4GamerBoi3 ай бұрын
i'm so glad this man hasn't quit making videos or got himself banned yet and yet he's still making bangers
@atomicskies_3 ай бұрын
It’s not that easy to get banned on KZbin unless your trying to
@C4GamerBoi3 ай бұрын
@@atomicskies_ i mean i guess he's not the pedo
@tuckdos2843 ай бұрын
11:00 your dog is very cute 😊😊😊😊
@TheEmpire04252 ай бұрын
11:03 me: *drags meteorite*
@forceghostyoda57303 ай бұрын
7:50 *boss fight music plays*
@DZam-ct8eg3 ай бұрын
0:53 *BREAKING NEWS* Man throws car into the ocean!
@DZam-ct8eg3 ай бұрын
1:47 the banker just blew a hole in the floor 😂😂😂😂
@Uhhidk8423 ай бұрын
Slug round
@CalebAnimations30003 ай бұрын
4:59 Uhh my name’s Caleb, and I actually stole things from other people. How do you know me?
@StalwartGamingFromYouTube3 ай бұрын
Bruh that asian parent and kid meme derived from Steven He and that dumb mafia game reference which has literally spread on play store like a virus with a crook and a mafia, is damn funny. 😂😂😂😂
@Thestarofdavid-p9q3 ай бұрын
Your cussing I will report you for cussing cussing is not allowed on KZbin
@Thestarofdavid-p9q3 ай бұрын
I will not liek your comment because you cussed
@Loggodoggo3 ай бұрын
You can cuss on yt it’s not recommended but you can
@RandomBloonStuff3 ай бұрын
@@Thestarofdavid-p9q Then report Dayum too if you hate swears so much for no reason 😂😂😂
@StalwartGamingFromYouTube3 ай бұрын
@@Thestarofdavid-p9q I never asked for likes I just shared my POV. 🙃
@simonezuccarello69693 ай бұрын
4:08 is that a reference from that one cartoon which I don't remember the name? That scene with the lady in a red dress instead of the cat.
@frigidglaciers3 ай бұрын
9:41 we're asians is crazy
@TailsFUNKY3 ай бұрын
0:25 I drive I hope there will be a chain Theres something inside you Its hard to explains
@Aquamarine_KVPАй бұрын
0:10 wait but he looked both ways
@craZcreationz10 күн бұрын
Yeah what
@AlexzanderNichols-be8zw3 ай бұрын
1:32 If nelson from the simpsons was at the bank he will say to thr robber HAW HAW!!!
@LeoGabrielball3 ай бұрын
4:20 Latam average coup:
@beastgamer2947Ай бұрын
Literally every mobile game ad in existence -> 7:48 I feel like someone has to relate to this.
@supersonic26133 ай бұрын
9:24 that isn't even close to the average asian childhood 💀💀💀
@supersonic26133 ай бұрын
"why not 100?!!"
@BlurryWordss3 ай бұрын
fr 💀
@arthursoaresrodrigues47663 ай бұрын
@@supersonic2613 I think she lied about them being Asians so she could beat him up but come on a B+ ain't that bad it's still above expectations
@Determination7093 ай бұрын
@@arthursoaresrodrigues4766If you arent aware, B+ meand "bad+"😂
@arthursoaresrodrigues47663 ай бұрын
@@Determination709 at least that's what the mum thought
@Monotone1643 ай бұрын
0:13 villager news reference
@Determination7093 ай бұрын
2:09 Karma
@PawarutStampАй бұрын
9:31 AIN’T NO WAY DAYUM SAID THAT
@PawarutStampАй бұрын
10:37 NOT AGAIN 😩
@i_evadetakxes3 ай бұрын
3:56 #relatable
@ERROR139543 ай бұрын
What
@waynekerrbbc3 ай бұрын
same
@Potato-TheKing3 ай бұрын
This was grest school bus and i would eat in that restaurant 0:54
@Pipecleaners0.13 ай бұрын
'Kris' is crazy
@SolemnePoketto2 ай бұрын
3:25 Every KZbinr ever to reach 1M subscribers
@mikethebike19632 ай бұрын
What’s the name of that music at 0:40
@USAplayz_LOLz2 ай бұрын
dunno:(
@OfficialNumberFighters690Ай бұрын
Cipher
@PaudricKingThe3rdАй бұрын
Cipher Kevin macload
@NolasGames24 күн бұрын
At exactly 0:40 there is no noise until 0:41 so the music is silence
@sidhantramasayam60143 ай бұрын
Smuggler was WILD 💀
@daochenli74343 ай бұрын
1:18 im a putpocketer, i practice putpocketing instead
@Ethesilentkid2Ай бұрын
10:38-11:22 the gangsters love their weapons
@AlessioRizzi-g3c3 ай бұрын
9:06 Dormitabials music
@borisslavk01nolastname91Ай бұрын
11:03 reminds me of that one movie "Don't Be A Menace" (1996) where a gang in a car threatens two people with an RPG and the other black gangster reveals a Soviet nuke hidden in a truck. it can be seen on youtube
@TheChompChamp76503 ай бұрын
Honey get up new dayum jus dropped
@xtr802 ай бұрын
The shotgun was so powerful the pellets even decimated anything in its path
@kielaizensupresencia22653 ай бұрын
not the 0:45 the car has been falling to the sea was 💀 😅
@Jordgubbsoppa813 ай бұрын
Had a stroke reading that
@LocalBeztGnarpian3 ай бұрын
Did you mean: 0:45 Not the car falling into the sea
@monkeofficalАй бұрын
I don’t wanna play tag! Go away Kris Tyson! -Baby Villager