Daz Reads Disturbing Fan Fiction Again

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[@romierichmond9823]

And i grabbed his “-“ Daz: gEt OfF mY DaSh!

[@choochoopicklepie8400]

XxCupidwolfxX Yes it is i :3 - same :)

[@samcree3051]

Hahahaha

[@mrb3nelux515]

I'm ur 1k like I even have proof 😂

[@wolfy4425]

Shawn Agen WOOOOOOWWW!!! you made that funny af- **clap for you***

[@cuddlepanda2892]

@@wolfy4425 XD

[@potatosavage6668]

And i grabbed his...........dash Get your hands of my DASH

[@hutchthehusky]

*"get your hands off my DASH"!!!!*

[@sharksaysmoo973]

Hutch the Husky I always wondered how you do the dark text

[@taz2548]

You put a “*” at the start of a sentence and another at the end *TADAAAAAAA*

[@paigesmart1439]

*hello* *how* *are* you* You put a * at the start of a word then just press go XD

[@TheFlyingBobbCatGeo]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thatncrsoldieryoushot7047]

*hello* *everyone*

[@elinz4708]

No because imagine Sarah just scrolling on wattpad for some fanfiction, and suddenly she finds a fanfic of her dad. HAHAH

[@itsnotanobsessioniswear]

NO THAT WOULD BE SO WEIRD AAAAH

[@CaKerBaKer101]

I WOULD BE MORTIFIED

[@therealwuffo]

why would she even be on wattpad💀

[@stuffyouwithexplosives]

@@jem_jaqovich frfr a lot of kids are on wattpad, idk why its weird. its a FANFICTION/STORY WRITING SITE

[@Dr.Bright17]

I’m just glad I was never on Wattpad… I think I would’ve just ruined my life quicker had I did with all the likely pornographic scenarios people would be making about celebrity crushes they had at the time that they thought were perfectly ok to type and then send out into public 😂

[@sierraj2135]

*im not chubby , I’m plump* DAZ HAS CONFIDENCE! *cant relate*

[@CrescentNightmare]

@Sierra j [Me when I look at myself in the mirror when I ate to much food ]

[@truewalter4193]

What is "confidence"? Is it something to eat? :(

[@shugacubez1013]

One day I’m plump next I’m chubby

[@djkbnvgjvnbn8938]

@@truewalter4193 OMG I'm sorry but your stupid

[@xlotus9010]

@@djkbnvgjvnbn8938 **you're

[@Cheiriko]

“They were right about how you could drown in his eyes.” Yeah yeah.. you know what else you could drown in? a pOoL

[@uprtr-um7ng]

That's what pretend Diaz shoulda done to her

[@joy.o7382]

Love the username btw

[@k_mma]

Sure, Ken! Jump in!

[@alyssawombell6012]

idk y that made me giggle so much lol

[@yara7735]

I can’t 😂😂😂

[@yara7735]

“He was basically on his knees, begging” There’s wattpad for ya 😂😂

[@LadyofDragonstone]

Pretty much in a nutshell

[@sierra6years380]

Anna todd is typing....

[@zanitymochi5363]

Army!!!

[@abbeanyyy]

@@zanitymochi5363 Army!!

[@abbeanyyy]

@@zanitymochi5363 you’ve seen that vegan teacher too? 😯

[@blakepesant1570]

5 years later and i'm still laughing

[@gabbyv_66]

he’s the best🎉

[@nataliepeter8151]

“little chubby man” daz: *aggressively insults non-existent woman’s makeup*

[@nemotheemo156]

2:26

[@fatimahalkhatam7432]

11:55

[@tortenini]

@@benprice5122 lol

[@steveharrington6624]

@@benprice5122 i enjoyed it 😉

[@Curry.Muncher101]

​@@steveharrington6624 STEVE HARRINGTON?! 😻

[@_Yorkshire_Terrier_]

*does an Italian accent* "I don't know why he's Mexican"

[@saramahmood5196]

@Dabi I- what are you doing here my man !?

[@_Yorkshire_Terrier_]

@@saramahmood5196 Boredom

[@saramahmood5196]

@@_Yorkshire_Terrier_ Good enough 😂😂

[@amnesiapilot7367]

*does a scottish accent* "the manager's russian"

[@_Yorkshire_Terrier_]

@QGacha_Katlyn_GachaQ Don't ask

[@nickademus30]

I love how whenever he can’t pronounce something, he just says, *”BTVHGGFDYHGVYHGYUGJE”*

[@vxlentine3385]

LizzieGaming&Art I have the same profile pic for my school account

[@ShadowWolf14__]

He goes "blesthlblestgh :p"

[@firecastlemunchies6535]

@@ShadowWolf14__ no he goes fsgeryyuipasfhjllzxcvbnm×%

[@alexsei3684]

@@vxlentine3385 It's a cute profile picture

[@kitsuna9561]

nice pfp :D imma guess you are non-binary

[@orlandopupox13]

“the waiter is mexican” “the manager is russian” “i don’t know what this restaurant is” I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT 😂😂😂

[@mrfrogkingg]

Diverse restaurant. I bet they have Italian food

[@Curry.Muncher101]

​@@mrfrogkingg maybe Indian food if they're feeling rowdy 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@1111anns]

@@Curry.Muncher101don’t forget throw in a full english breakfast too

[@kogalrise]

​@@1111anns can never go wrong with an english brekkie

[@Эбигейл-д1в]

I DIED WHEN DAZ OPENED HIS MOUTH WHEN SHE CALLED HIM A LITTLE CHUBBY MAN IN HIS 30's

[@carithomas4194]

And 'BITCH' I DIED

[@floorboards.]

IM NOT CHUBBY.....I’m plumb

[@carithomas4194]

@@floorboards. lol

[@kxilyrii985]

Sameeee

[@Averagenerd20]

It reminds me of pog I a way I don’t know why

[@catherineford9551]

He was basically on his knees, begging. Daz: Really?.. Really? ..Really?..Really? REALLY?

[@Baltolover21]

Catherine Ford I was about to quote that but checked the comments before I did 😂😂😂😂 But Yas 😂😂 he sounded like my mom

[@robimae_sing7733]

Catherine Ford me when someone asks me if I’m BI-sexual.

[@ilovetacosforlife5731]

Catherine Ford 😂😂😂

[@foxyi26]

Why did I imagine daz moving closer to the camera while saying that? 😆

[@anyavance6373]

*Its gone 50 shades of Daz in here.*

[@sminkleburg]

50 shades of Black

[@otheranother6333]

Perfect

[@aimee6619]

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DASH" I was having a really bad day but he made me wheeze at 1 o clock 😂😂😂

[@used.toiletpaper216]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT WAS GOING TO COMMENT ABOUT THAT and same I could not stop wheezing 🤣🤣🤣

[@RiCOKANU]

I agree

[@diggitydog6160]

Same 🤣😂😭

[@fhb_122]

i cant bro im literally waking up everyone in my house bc of my loud cackling 😂😂😂

[@aimee6619]

@@fhb_122 I thought I was the only one that cackled...

[@whoisshe7114]

The word daddy has been sexualised so much 😂 My kids are going to have to call their dad like ‘dude’ or ‘bro’ 😂

[@shadowhunterbooklover1drea16]

Ikr same lol XDDD

[@FoxyMomma4ever]

Who is She? My 15 year old actually calls my husband (her father), Bro! It’s ridiculous!!

[@vapour7738]

@@FoxyMomma4ever Imagine a scenario where you meet her boyfriend and then your daughter says "can you pass me the salt daddy" and next thing you know you have her boyfriend on the floor with a broken neck

[@canadalaws675]

@@FoxyMomma4ever u Actaully look like my mom

[@bandotaku]

It's been in the kink scene for a long time as a trusted dynamic between partners, but because of the internet, young people have discovered it and are now using it very casually. Now people who would normally never come across this kink are hearing about it for the first time as some joke. It's disappointing to be sure.

[@iklv07]

“Please I just want you to close your eyes” Me: Hope you don’t get MURDERED!

[@anime_gryffindorxx4226]

😂

[@0-0-m1s1u]

Yes the vine😂

[@EE-fk1rp]

I understood that referance

[@vxlentine3385]

I know where that’s from

[@0-0-m1s1u]

•Busy_Bee• it’s from a Mother’s Day meme XD

[@RIR1I1]

Her : “He splashes me” Daz: “Was that another fat joke?”

[@jessdedits4244]

“DO YOU TRUST ME?” - “NO. NOT REALLY”

[@DreadPirateElla]

"I was going to meet a little chubby man in his 30s" LOLOL IM FRIKIN DYING 😂😂😂😂.

[@Bella-tx1cm]

SAME LMFAOOOO

[@Ant-fe7ku]

im ur 500th like u should be happy

[@christianagius5167]

😂😂😂😂

[@frankeezies]

I was actually crying 😂

[@larnegenis8056]

I read "in his 30s" as 30 seconds 😂😂😂🙈🙈

[@cas5688]

Girl who wrote this is probably sitting there watching this like: 👁👄👁

[@amyablett3439]

meme lord i was looking for this comment😂😂

[@vendettashadow]

yae poepel are crazy

[@CivyxD]

Ooop-

[@billsgfong]

@@vendettashadow You* People* GRAMMAR!!!!

[@strin6176]

I Made Your Comment 500 Likes!

[@yarashahin8566]

"And i grabbed his -" Daz: "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DASH!" bro this is the humour for me 🤣

[@culleysisters6002]

Lol 😂

[@Peacher11]

Bruh🤣😂

[@hc7210]

Fic: 'My eyes widened' Daz: Damn right they did *winks* I'm DECEASED!!!!! DAZ XD

[@unicornsandbutterflies9118]

"I'm not short! I'm 6 foot!!! I'm not chubby!!! I'm plump!! " 😂😂😂😂😂😂 my gerd!!!! I love you Daz!!! You're hilarious!!!

[@user-oo3cs2rb5s]

"You could basically drown in his eyes. I didn't want to, but somehow I felt myself do so every now and then." "It was at this moment I realized that he was forcing me beneath the water, and it wasn't actually his eyes I was drowning in."

[@j_dizzle03]

Trashy Edge Hah

[@jesus_says_chill8688]

...That plot twist tho

[@bupcorn4136]

i couldnt bring myself to watch the video but MOOD

[@gloom_bug]

XD

[@sarenax527]

The “Daddy” at the end was so uncalled for and such a random way to end the story. 💀

[@sophiewest5394]

Daz: "Chubby 30 year old man jumps in a pool and everything gets soaked?" Me: Dying of laughter at his irritation

[@lb3gacha873]

same lmaoo

[@ricoYfamosoYT]

ILOVE these comments

[@ghost975]

Me too

[@EdgarMagneDrake4995]

I hurt my stomach laughing at that

[@m.j.9405]

“Am I putting her in the freezer?!” Me: *dies of laughter*

[@azlynn.nevaeh]

I died literally⚰

[@mikahcampbell9041]

Read this as he said that

[@kris_kwas]

True fans know Daz hates “Daddy”

[@multifanderisverycrafty]

He’s more like an uncle to me. NO! GROSS!

[@number4xiuslunala698]

Yes. He really does hate that. He doesn't get it.

[@mangosnapple7339]

Nah, he's more of the grunkle stan type for me

[@x-itsamystery-x1132]

Well he IS a dad. But still, that stuff's pretty gross.

[@number4xiuslunala698]

@@x-itsamystery-x1132 I personally don't cate, but it snot my life.

[@plasmablastgaming5018]

Daz has the funniest way of saying “BITCH” I’ve ever heard

[@crimsonlacksoriginality9947]

Daddy has become so sexualized that I’ve started calling my dad “male parental unit”

[@laibajubbein8745]

@@h1_k1ttyxx I call my dad, pops, but sometimes I do call him daddy bc in my eyes it's not sexual and shouldn't be sexual.

[@number4xiuslunala698]

I'm still calling my father daddy and dad. I really don't give a crap.

[@chiarasible6610]

I call my father "drug man that ran"

[@chiarasible6610]

@@h1_k1ttyxx 🙃

[@alexsei3684]

Omg😂😂 "Male Parental Unit" Why was my first thought Coneheads?😂

[@rawrlasagna9847]

HIS REACTION WHEN SHE CALLED HIM CHUBBY! 😂😂🤣🤣

[@christianagius5167]

*i'm plump*

[@christianagius5167]

I'm not chubby

[@CardcaptorV]

💜

[@kaiito3895]

💜💜💜💜💜

[@jaime7491]

Yo dam profile pic of hobi is so freaking CUTERDCRECRECTECTFYGVYGBYGBTTEXREXEEEEEEEEE

[@whiteplayz7634]

Girl who wrote this: Jumps in Dazes cab and called him “daddy” Daz:”GEt oUT!!!! mY cAR!!!!!!

[@denisee8885]

LMFAOAOAOAOO

[@Itsmillieyalll]

STOP THIS FAN FICTION IS MAKING ME SOOOOO UNCOMFORTABLE 😭

[@clairepreedy1012]

SOMEONE ELSE IN 2024 OMG😭

[@shototodoroki6193]

SO I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE💀

[@Savvv12]

@@shototodoroki6193IM HERE TOO 😔🙏

[@kentoyamazaki4653]

NO FR I DONT THINK I CAN CARRY ON W THE VIDEO

[@tashalydia1806]

"Mr black no one has ever called me that before, I like it" dead😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@allisonsmith4345]

Daz: "I'm NoT cHuBbY.." ~Long pause~ "Im plump 😘💅" I cannot stop laughing at that. And can we talk about how his laugh is so fabulous like.

[@flxwersxx]

lol

[@A_l3xxx]

That was very slay

[@arieatscurry1138]

“He was basically on his knees begging” Daz:Really, really, really, really, REALLY I WAS DYING😂😂😂

[@gabygalvez6662]

Same

[@kellymoore6992]

You missed 1 'really'

[@arieatscurry1138]

Kelly Moore okay

[@tailskothefoxvr2460]

Same 🤣

[@elfeebean9748]

Why am I able to imagine you replaying that part just to count the amount of times he said “Really”

[@alclarkson]

"i'm not chubby.😠" "i'm plump😘" I LOST IT😭😭

[@ryleigh1012]

“GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DASH” LMAOO I CANNOT-

[@kellabdjfoo]

14:30

[@checkered_dragon5488]

My favorite part as well 😂

[@Sarah_Loves_BTS]

YOONGI

[@iriscorporation5447]

Daz: "Calling people daddy is gross!" Fan: "Stop kink shaming me!" Daz: "Kink shaming *is* my kink!" Fan: *processing data* "AHHHHHH!"

[@Monkewithnopants]

IRIS Corporation top ten Vine quotes

[@briansaleemberry2686]

Wait didn't another youtuber say that I don't know I think it was Kubz Scouts. I don't know

[@davidpettawaydp]

@@briansaleemberry2686 Its a vine

[@darthdakota8565]

Oh god I remember that 😂

[@number4xiuslunala698]

Yes! Gotta love that vine!

[@purplefoxgirl3643]

"fifty shades of Daz". fifty shades of BLACK is perfect.

[@hi-mo9ez]

here is a date with daz. . I was going to subway to get a footlong, i was starving, i hadnt had breakfast for nearly 3 days. I walked in desperatley, hungry as FUCK i needed food in my stomach, but the queue.. the queue was longer, this footlong better be long i think to myself. I see a man alone with a footlong, apparently he was on break because he works here. I walk up to him, feeling like im about to burst of hunger. "Hi, do you work here?" I ask, hiding my crossed fingers behind my back, "Yeah, i am on break at the moment, would you like to sit with me? It is better then waiting hours for a sandwich." I sat down and stared at him, "So...do you..make alot of money working here?" I say, leaning my arm on the table. "HA! You really i think i make a living from working at a subway???" That laugh sounds familiar. "Surprised i didnt ask already, but..whats your name?" I say, in a faint voice my nerves shook, my social anxiety was going through the roof in this moment of time. "Uhh...uhhhhhhh....mmm... my name is....uh..ROSS! Yeah, ross." Why was he stuttering so much? I notice he was blushing a little bit, he almost looked ill. "So change of subject, do you want me to make you a footlong so you dont have to wait..?" He says quickly. "Fuck.Yea. I need food ASAP!!!" He rushes to the kitchen knocking someone into the counter on accident. "SORRY!!!" He shouts behind him. "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!! I AM KAREN RI-" I walk behind her and whisper, "Shut up. I need my footlong, now. Youre distracting him, shut the fuck up." She turns around and stares into my soul. "Do not talk to me like that you bitch!Ill sue your ass i have the best lawyer in tow-" I interrupt her with a slap up the mouth, "Do you know who i am? Im the hungriest bitch in town and if you dont shut the fuck up then im gonna fee fi fo fum on that diet coke of yours." Ross came back with the most amazing looking sandwich i had ever seen in my life. The smell.. i ran into him hugging him and snatching the sandwich, eating it and getting crumbs all over him. "Youre one crazy bitch.." he mumbled. "Anything for my footlong." He grinned. "Anything?" "Uhhhhm" "AAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" We were both giggling our asses off while watching tiktok compilations, i laughed so hard my head lied on his lap to try and calm down. "If you wanna stop for the night you can, it would be my pleasure!" He said placing his hand on my head gently. "Sure but i dont have pyjamas..." I get up and sit next to him, still snickering about this 1 tiktok. "Its fine, ill drop you off at home." I sigh, my grin fading off my face. "i..i..wanna s.s.stay with you for the night" I whispered. "You can change into some of my clothes, if you really wanna stay that bad!" I smiled, hugging him tightly. I didnt wanna go back to him.. he..i just cant. I sobbed just thinking about it, laying my head more on his shoulder. "Are you okay?" I sighed and wiped my tear away. "Yeah..its just my boyfriend.. he..he r4p3s me regularly and..hits me and...and.." He hugs me tighter and says, "Stay here for as long as you want, i will sleep on the sofa." I try to hide me blushing but i cant help it, he is just so sweet and i have never been treated this way before. "No, you can stay in your bed with me, i.i.i.id feel s.safer.." He smiles at me, we both get under his dinosaur goes rawr duvet, "Nice covers" "Thanks man" ... a silence rains on us.. "AHAHHAHGJHGIAGHKVJABJHAVJHBHV" I burst out laughing nearly fallling off the bed, i roll ontop of him and yawn. "Your comfy.." "Thats 1 way to compliment someone.." We hug one last time and i go to the left side of the bed. Its nice not sleeping on a stone cold floor for once, i fall asleep and so does he. The end.

[@romanreigns.974]

All of this for 3 likes...

[@mialeaver435]

What’s up with the r@pe part 😟

[@handler65]

i regret opening this

[@shinegamer1583]

"who am I?James bond?!!" I frickin died XD

[@christianagius5167]

The name's *Black* *DAZ BLACK*

[@lulub517]

Daz Black already sounds like a badass secret agent lol

[@dumbhoe6875]

“Daz pushes me out of the car and watched me roll”

[@demonqueen26]

lord....that's funny stuff.

[@laserdonkey6469]

“I DIDNT RAISE YOU, I NEVER GROUNDED YOU, I DIDNT READ YA BEDTIME STORYS!”

[@thehypeelevator4274]

That's what should have happened 😂😂

[@professionaImoron]

*rolling noises*

[@hasbrogrl74]

@@laserdonkey6469 " I am not your dad! Quit calling me daddy!" crying of laughter😂

[@stella4thewin109]

Daz: “I don’t know why Daniel Smith is Mexican” as he says an Italian accent 🤣🤣🤣

[@mcfoxduv7568]

stella langton for me it was more Dracula

[@stunning_aura8992]

As a wattpader for about 7 years I've seen stuff like this too much at 3am 😃😭😩😂😂😭😂

[@Valonty2]

Not it being 3am for me rn and I just got off wattpad 💀

[@chang4190]

*”WHEN YOU GET TO THE RESTAURANT IMA INSULT YOUR MAKEUP”*

[@sydneyingram6406]

Chen's Ah Waeee yesss

[@caroverse3508]

Woahhh armyyy

[@Sunshi]

MOCHI OPPAR???😂😂😂

[@Sunshi]

e l l e j o i LMAO.. IM JUST IMITATING THOSE KOREBOOS!😂😂😂😂

[@Sunshi]

e l l e j o i THANKS!😂😂😂

[@amra1181]

*when Daz fidgets his fingers* me waiting for my McDonald's be like-

[@nattyb.15]

LMAO

[@sandrap971]

FAX

[@lukesargent9413]

"I'm not chubby... I'm plump." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kimyonasqd8690]

I'm fluffy

[@memesrkey3629]

Ikr

[@shaylabrynn5934]

Luke Sargent 😂😂😂

[@davrosdarlek7058]

Flab

[@harriettoh7188]

Luke Sargent lol

[@leahhancock8265]

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DASH!" IM CRYING

[@xmoonx344]

GET😨YOUR😡HANDS👋OFF😤MY😠DASH😡JULIA🙄

[@static-scribblez]

“I was gonna meet a chubby man in his 30s” Daz: **surprised Pikachu face**

[@joslindarling2818]

😂😂😂

[@c.c.n-w6181]

Lol

[@livewithambie]

@Cottom_Bun me too😭🤣

[@fluoroantimonicacid4844]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@n0nexst]

😩😂

[@agirlwhosimpsforyato]

I LITERALLY CHOKED ON MY COFFEE WHEN DAZ WAS PLAYING WITH HIS FINGERS. I LITERALLY CAN'T IT'S TOO FUNNY

[@jem_jaqovich]

I READ THIS JUST AS THAT PART CAME ON LMAO

[@agirlwhosimpsforyato]

@@jem_jaqovich LMAOO PERFECT

[@jem_jaqovich]

@@agirlwhosimpsforyato FRRR

[@kogalrise]

​@@jem_jaqovichHELP SAME

[@jem_jaqovich]

THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF THIS VIDEO/COMMENT I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS VIDEO LMAOO@@kogalrise

[@caitlinshanahan4159]

Get your hands of my DASH

[@imaunicorninhufflepuff112]

I have the same pineapple squishy look at my picture except mine made pink glasses

[@iamtrash3748]

Daz reading: “daddy I moan” Daz: GET OUT. MY CAR. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ilivory974]

I like how there's only 2 replies XD

[@kaiachebiniak677]

😂😂😂😂

[@imaleenab6694]

Broom broom

[@bennahwalker5797]

and Youd be like, "Don't worry honey. Get in mine"

[@cocobean3333]

I Am Trash yap

[@tallulahB365]

It was so funny when he went “I’m plump” that bit made me laugh so much! Love you so much Daz!!!!!! You always make me laugh!!!

[@tallulahB365]

*daz not dan 😂

[@Literalll_legenddd]

Yes. DaN is a good lad. XD

[@buzzbuzzbee9828]

Dan....

[@tallulahB365]

Alessandra BryanJohnson I put Daz after if you look

[@tallulahB365]

Bee Bee I put Daz after of you look

[@marebear5422]

WHAT A PLOT TWIST

[@rainasingh5262]

im not ChUbbBy im plump

[@poppyhundeparken8734]

Gahahahahahahahha

[@rvzxb]

😂

[@eusexva]

*T O P 1 0 M N I G H T S H A M A L Y I A N S T O R I E S*

[@ddeonu9301]

Wattpad fans will understand... What is like to fall at the black side of the app

[@Pryt_xoxo]

Oof I felt that

[@AB-qp2ge]

For real

[@Atlas-gp1fu]

Oh, so many times.

[@poutybaby88]

I'm sorry..... It's too late-

[@kaylabae2108]

Hello follow army

[@sleepyghosts]

I swear these are so much funnier When someone reads it out loud😭😭😭💀

[@sungri2609]

50 shades of Daz 😂😂😂

[@MRANASTASIAr]

Should have been 50 shades of black (get it ... cause his name is Daz *black* ... and its usually 50 shades of *gray* ...)

[@eternalhorrorr]

I love you now

[@sungri2609]

Sam Fisher love you too 💕

[@fcking_insaneperson8051]

Fifty shades of fabulous

[@jasharamitchell6332]

Yesss

[@emma.lynn119]

“I’m going to meet a little chubby man in his 30s.” *Mouth drops. looks into camera.* Daz: “BETCH.” I’m literally crying.. 😂😂😂😂

[@Jax.thewolf17]

EmmaIS Bae same , omg 😂

[@emma.lynn119]

21GhostlyAlpha Wolf/SB 😂😂

[@Jax.thewolf17]

EmmaIS Bae 👏😂

[@tommi2187]

Ahahahahah😂😂

[@ameliabrown885]

EmmaIS Bae literally same 😂😂😂😂😂

[@naafimalik74]

"I''m not chubby..... I'm plump" Daz black 2018

[@virbaaa]

Chicken Wings you beat me to it

[@maddisonnicoll9336]

I died

[@friedeggdepression]

Chicken Wings nice name and profile pic

[@AaliyahM277]

“Papa” I moaned SOBBING WHY DID I DO THIS.

[@archerjordan3695]

NO STOP I CAN'T READ THIS AFTER WATCHING STRANGER THINGS😭😭

[@Tyler_2704]

I get 3rd hand embarrassment from seeing him read this- BUT ITS ALSO SO HILARIOUS 😭

[@n0nexst]

Right😂😭💀

[@swift2cool]

exactly 😂😂

[@misterb9833]

Dude exactly 💀

[@midnightshadow3275]

I do to

[@queen_crochet]

FR

[@marlee3161]

Daz: “POODIE PIE GIVE ME ONE OF YOUR CHAIRS!” Me: HAHAHA IM DYING!😂🤣😂

[@grapelycake715]

IKR 😂😂

[@magicalpixie710]

You forgot the "FUCK SAKE." At the end but I liked it anyways

[@Emma_836]

14:29 "Get your hands off my dash"

[@reghanleighsayre3169]

Daz in fanfictions: A twat Daz in real life: A total gentleman with that British accent

[@skylersimmons7101]

“Daddy” I moan *GET OUT.. MY CAR*

[@xxxchris1972]

Skyler Simmons I’m dead 💀💀💀

[@chantellesavage7935]

Lmfao

[@awkward-beebs]

What time? 😂😂

[@Bruh-jh5kh]

no 18:22

[@mr.irrelevant8826]

L I N D A

[@KatieMcchensey]

*im not chubby.. im plump*

[@hannah_gal1632]

Katie I

[@simmerguy813]

Exactly, Daz gets it. 😂

[@lukesargent9413]

Stole my comment but it's all good, you got a good sense of humor like me ahahaha

[@pip3759]

Im seeing you everywhere,,,

[@elliem1387]

Same 😂

[@Blossom_girlxx]

IM DYING AGAIN WHEN HE WENT “sO IM sItTinG iN tHe coRnEr gOiNg 🤌👉🤚🫲🤏🫳🖐️🫱🫵🤙

[@neuroticgurl0295]

I _live_ for Daz’s female voice

[@wormy497]

A CHUBBY MAN IN HIS THIRTIES IM DEAD

[@dannyboi1470]

Ive been so depressed lately. This guy just fucking cheered me up. I cant stop laughing

[@mamaikea]

Are you alright nowadays? I may not know who you are but I still want to check in on another person who’s struggling. :)

[@cheddarcheesewoah]

Are you feeling even just a littlen big better now?

[@tonythetford2549]

Hey dude I get laughs too to check out where he does cooking simulator it will make you laugh your ass off

[@kace2933]

Same but I hope your ok xx

[@moongi852]

Same

[@CHUNGXLEE]

9:50 questioning himself what's wrong with him, like he's actually in the fanfiction...😂

[@mariamar2330]

“Is that another fat joke?” He’s just so done 😂

[@DudelyHonored]

"Other than cooking curries, and watching my dog try to lick the hamsters face through the cage, nothing else happens at my house" 🙌 fav quote

[@jennifersims1662]

He should put it on a t-shirt 😂

[@uprtr-um7ng]

Just a pic of a terrified hamster with dog slobber on his face

[@REXSKWONDO]

" Excuse me, but are you Mr. Black? " Nobody’s ever called me that. *_I like it._*

[@私は神-i2k]

When he said "get your hands off my dash!" I burst out laughing, idk why and I just kept replaying it

[@torakwolfproductions352]

"Get your hands off my DASH!" -Daz 2018

[@kz5216]

“Beginning to think he’s crazy” DAZ: *laughs in pain and squeaks* yeah..

[@selenanijmeh6959]

*Jojo Siwa: is 5’9 feet. Daz: 6 feet.*

[@heyyourecool6203]

Selena Nijmeh ironic

[@noviesworld]

She’s taller than Tom Holland 😂

[@ashleythekewlcatt]

O hell nah😂😂😂

[@araigumaxo3907]

I'm horrified

[@handler65]

Jojo siwa mentioned? OH WOAHHH. Karma 😼

[@its_kad3nc363]

Daz: I live alone Sarah: WHAT AM I A GHOST?!

[@cherry-xz7jy]

As someone who reads wattpad fanfiction unironically, i can say that this isn’t the worst i’ve read/found There is some extremely disturbing things on wattpad

[@daisydott]

Agreed. Fanfiction can get way weirder than this.

[@itsukiackerman-yeager350]

i read alot of fanfiction... and this is one of the worse ones....

[@nickixiusdangelolunala7779]

@@daisydott yep

[@Ilivepuppys]

want to find weird ones? 1D is all I need to say, those ones are fucking weird.

[@cherry-xz7jy]

@@Ilivepuppys yupp, the worm fic has to be the weirdest 1D one i’ve come across.. also bands like panic! At the disco (milk fic), my chemical romance (glove fic) and twenty one pilots (forest fic) have really weird shit

[@sushiwise]

Daz: whips out guitar *WOULD YOU LIKE A STEAK?~* Me: *D I E S O F L A U G H T E R*

[@pansexualsimmer8384]

I just got to that part of the video...

[@katiam9739]

SAMEEEEEEEEEE

[@sugakookietae4830]

As soon as i read that, that part of the video came on

[@mariam5158]

LMAO

[@duder6792]

Same

[@itsrouryyy]

“a little chubby man in his 30’s” SHE DID NOT 💀

[@thiswillbringuscloser]

HIS woMAN voiCE kiLLS ME e v e r y t i m e

[@elleysnow2033]

thiswillbringuscloser omg your picture is Rhett

[@cyberlife8322]

thiswillbringuscloser same!!

[@pey8899]

thiswillbringuscloser he does not have a women voice

[@Jax.thewolf17]

thiswillbringuscloser same XD

[@cyberlife8322]

Peyton they mean when Daz does the girl voice in the reading

[@breannalovelock6591]

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DASH!" 😂😂😂

[@aliciarichardson7342]

Breanna Lovelock 😂😂😂

[@chaotic_gacha_gods1985]

HOLY-DEMONITIZATION *Daz in background* "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DASH!!"

[@sharlettmoll4173]

I just texted this to a random number and they were like...uhh what...?

[@menamanu]

lmfao so clever

[@cheyanneswinton9719]

*When your laugh starts to sound like a flat tire cause it's **1:41** in the morning and you don't want to wake up anyone in the house*

[@Vivi379]

Guitar: strums Daz: WOuLD yoU LiKe A StEAK 🥩 😂❤

[@anihutchinson2425]

'Holly demonetization!!! " "Don't ever call me daddy!!! " "Im not chubby im plump!!! " - The best three quotes from daz 2017

[@Morbiscrazygirl4447u]

You called? (This is just a joke btw- it's just that my name is Hollie irl-

[@erichdouglas3012]

@@Morbiscrazygirl4447u this took me a second to get..

[@erichdouglas3012]

@@Morbiscrazygirl4447u this took me a second to get..

[@erichdouglas3012]

@@Morbiscrazygirl4447u this took me a second to get..

[@stevencampbell886]

"I'm not chubby... *awkward silence* I'm plump... *realizes self lies*

[@マモン様]

XD

[@glorym.5528]

I read this while it played in the video😆

[@badkarma3708]

Can we talk about dazs reading voice it’s so calming

[@sapnapscumflavoredvape3669]

Daz: I live alone Dazes daughter: BISH WHAT AM I A COCKROACH?

[@hajnalkapenzes6080]

I’m wheezing so hard 😂

[@BearEddy]

BYE I CANT BREATH HELP

[@angelford3452]

I am crying right now

[@kellabdjfoo]

I can see her actually doing this 😂

[@inclineinfo1809]

Twaimz vibes 💀💀

[@nalufanficisnowhere8651]

"Get your hands off my dash" im dead 😂😂😂

[@deeerobyt]

Nalu fanfic is now here I thought he was gonna make a joke about the size of a dash -. Lol

[@ksantos0511]

DanPlaysGames me too 😂😂

[@reasonstoeatcheese9039]

ME TOO 😂😂

[@carelessrock]

"would you like a steeaak??" - Daz 2018

[@megasolgaleo]

Dalethedude1000 I FREAKING CHOKED

[@mrsigmagrinder8737]

My university quote

[@Wqntobreak3]

14:10 “it starts to go down hill” did not understand that until then

[@llighty6824]

‘I’m not chubby’ ​‘I’m plump’ Me: Inside Screaming Noise

[@alexjurczakowski317]

My screaming noises were outside

[@charlieblack6554]

Yes

[@Sillycipher]

got to admit i caled it in my mind hed say not fat plump xD

[@l0v3bug06]

*SCREMS INTERNALLY*

[@benjaminmcdonald8513]

There are 999 likes on this comment. I could change it to 1k, but I leave it to whoever sees it next so they can have satisfaction. Have a good day

[@zahvik5854]

“”Daddy.” I moaned.” *Everyone disliked that.*

[@Rangar22]

420 likes Nice

[@ShadowWolf14__]

Im afraid to watch the rest

[@act1veee]

1moosicman1 boyoboy wrong number

[@xanna957]

haven’t even watched the vid n idk if i want to now.... oh dear fuck help😂

[@ShadowWolf14__]

@@xanna957 it takes a BIG weird turn

[@avocado-senpaim.3575]

As a wattpad author, I only make fanfiction off of people that aren't real. Why? because I just feel like if it was me I wouldn't be c o m f o r t a b l e if its not with consent yk? So I never do real people. BUT I DO SHIP MYSELF WITH FICTIONAL CHARACTERS- moving on

[@vesselphobia]

Me

[@itsukiackerman-yeager350]

YEESSS i only read fanfictions abt fictional characters

[@Ilivepuppys]

The only fanfiction I read was about the walking dead game and they re-wrote the story to add in another child and kept another person alive for Lee's love interest. I thought that was okay since they aren't real people! This kind of one is weird!

[@clayiscool8946]

I mostly make fanfics about anime characers , my Oc's and myself

[@opheliaorchid8966]

I just make haikyuu stuff it's so strange people write about actual people- ಥ_ಥ

[@floppsiemates]

Daz: you wrote me weird! Also daz: winks at non existent woman through camera