Dead Girl Walking - Heathers: The Musical +LYRICS

(p) Yellow Sound Label owns this music, not me. But enjoy!
VERONICA:
The demon queen of high school
Has decreed it
She says Monday, 8 am
I will be deleted
They’ll hunt me down in Study Hall
Stuff and mount me on the wall
Thirty hours to live
How shall I spend them?
I don’t have to stay and die like cattle
I could change my name and drive up to Seattle
But I don’t own a motor bike
Wait, here’s an option that I like
Spend these thirty hours getting’ freaky
Yeah!
I need it hard,
I’m a dead girl walking
I’m in your yard,
I’m a dead girl walking
Before they punch my clock,
I’m snappin’ off your window lock
Got no time to knock
I’m a dead girl walking
J. D.:
Veronica?
What are you doin’ in my room?
VERONICA:
Shhhhhh
Sorry, but I really had to wake you
See, I’ve decided
I must ride you ‘till I break you
‘Cause Heather says I gotsta go
You’re my last meal on Death Row
Shut your mouth
And lose them tighty whiteys
Come on!
Tonight I’m yours!
I’m your dead girl walking
Get on all fours
Kiss this dead girl walking
Let’s go, you know the drill
I’m hot, and pissed
And of the pill
Bow down to the will of a dead girl walking
And you know, you know, you know,
It’s cause you’re beautiful
You say you’re numb inside
But I can’t agree
So the world’s not fair?
Keep it locked out there
In here it’s beautiful
Let’s make this beautiful!
J. D.:
That works for me!
VERONICA:
Yeah!
Full steam ahead
Take this dead girl walking
J. D.:
How’d you find my address?
VERONICA:
Let’s break the bed
Rock this dead girl walking
J. D.:
I think we tore my mattress!
VERONICA:
No sleep tonight for you
Better chug that Mountain Dew
J. D.:
Okay, okay!
VERONICA:
Get your ass in gear
Make this whole town disappear
J. D.:
Okay, okay!
VERONICA: J. D.:
Slap me, pull my hair
Touch me there, there, and there There, there, and there
No more talking Woah!
Love this dead girl walking Woah, woah! Hey, hey!
Yeah, yeah!
Love this dead girl walking Love this dead girl
Woah, woah! Hey, hey!
Wait, wait!
Love this dead girl Love this dead girl
Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ouch!
YEAH! YEAH!

[@chloekubeldis8987]

veronica is my favorite casual stalker

[@ari-ux2dl]

Mean while in the movie JD finds Veronica's address 😂

[@Hi-ic7wr]

@@ari-ux2dl Ikr lol

[@ludameri1384]

Casually stalking y'know the style of a dead girl walking

[@creeps_6908]

@@ari-ux2dl yeah he climbs into her window

[@sapphanna]

Of course

[@Marichii1]

my favorite part of this song is jd being like "ok lets do this" and then "wait how tf do u know where i live?????"

[@0o.exe.o0]

sameeee

[@staycalmstarz8113]

According to sources, while walking drunk to her house, Veronica sees JD through a window when he’s changing to go to bed.

[@staycalmstarz8113]

Fuglsang 😂

[@sara-eh6ji]

And ok ok

[@soda_pop9446]

StayCalm Starz she seen him and is like “I wan sum fuk”

[@koffinkiss]

"How'd you find my address?" Best part of the whole song

[@titi.c4989]

MoMo Miller true

[@cheeselord8451]

MoMo Miller eh... I think you tore my mattress might be my favorite.

[@melodygebremedhin3492]

My fave is the “Ow!”

[@kyupidsarrow]

I agree xD

[@audreyhartman]

Chug that mountain dew is my favorite

[@cookiekaspbrak1893]

Okay. People are saying that the thing they learned was that Veronica tops. But the more important lesson we learn was that JD wears tighty whiteys

[@trouvaillx1132]

True

[@tealwashablemarker8886]

i think that was figurative lol

[@justyournormalweirdo2571]

i just need to say i love you XD

[@heh9746]

He’s also a bottom lmao

[@maddogmadison6379]

Femdom supremacy

[@rmsoia3365]

I love how Veronica is the one saying get on all fours

[@TheAmityElf]

I always think about how this song has to be carefully staged to make it clear that JD isn't being raped here.

[@jewelswhite5366]

And she doesn't kiss him until he gives his consent: "Works for me!"

[@pie1o1morris46]

AmityRavenclawElf Ikr 😂

[@thefreelancequeen]

There are many ways that him being on all fours could work

[@lilyromanin5336]

o h m a n

[@tigerleddy]

Veronica: no sleeping get some mtn dew JD: hhhhhhhh Veronica: make the whole town dissapear JD: *_can do yep im on it_*

[@teethdotjpeg]

Mountain dew? Or _mountain dew red?_

[@lauzhenzhoa]

@@teethdotjpeg I NEED MOUNTAIN DEW REEEEEEEEEEDDDDD

[@Sam-ep2yo]

Get you a man who looks at you like he looks at his pile murdered corpses

[@cranberryjuice2661]

guys- they just played mario party don't be inappropriate pls edit: with toad wii remotes with wii motion plus inside

[@aidenc.5050]

the musical says otherwise

[@0_0-v4w7s]

Bless your soul 🙏🏼

[@jovanaspasojevic5049]

i always shout SLAP ME PULL MY HAIR TOUCH ME THERE AND THERE AND THERE when im playing mario party

[@Omegashotgun]

s-strip Mario party

[@theedgyteenager9383]

@@Omegashotgun is-is that a nod to the movie, cause if so, I love you

[@lydia8526]

Veronica didn't have a motorbike so she decided to ride JD instead.

[@twist_ending7545]

Cheeper option.

[@lilithcrow6675]

This is so clever, why dosn't it have more replies?

[@lydia8526]

@@lilithcrow6675 Thank uuu

[@itzpris15634]

CLEVER

[@froggygirl5707]

I mean, ur not wrong 😂

[@May-ws7bl]

Veronica: Make this whole town disappear. JD: And so I built a bomb~

[@kylie4793]

*tonight our t o w n is Vietnam*

[@reganspinks1996]

Lil BitchBaby LET’S GUARANTEE THEY NEVER SEE THEIR SENIOR PROMMMMM

[@Unknowndino03]

IIIIIII WAAAAASSS MEEEEEEAAANT TO BE YOOOOOUUUURRRRSSSS

[@shilohlydia]

Derpy dorky dinosaurs studio WE WERE MEANT TO BE ONEEEE

[@sophiachanco3184]

DOOOONNNTTTT GIIIIIIIIVVVVEEEEEEE UP ON ME NOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!

[@cuteniarose5371]

So I did the research... The distance between Sherwood, Ohio and Seattle, Washington is 2,277 miles. That would take 34 hours to drive on a motor bike. Here is our first problem. Veronica doesn't own a motor bike. An average motor bike costs around $7000. She would need a refill of gas every 160 miles, so 15 refills in total. That would cost her $122.5 Next, she can't drive for 34 hours straight. An average cheap motel for one night is $43 She would also need at least 3 stops for food. Let's use a cheap fast food place, McDonald's. a Big Mac meal with fries and a drink would cost $6. Times that by 3 to get $18. Veronica also said that she wants to change her name. Lawyer fees are around $175 for a name change + a 1-2 week wait. Therefore, to change her name and ride up to Seattle, Veronica Sawyer would need $7358.69, a two week wait for a name change and a 34 hour drive. Turns out getting freaky was the better and much for affordable option.

[@sophiemcconville7608]

Or she could steal a motor bike and someone's credit card and id

[@maddisonflohr369]

Your amazing

[@notthevibe.]

you put more dedication into this comment than i have in my life

[@stillapieceofgarbage3451]

First of all, props to you. But we must also keep in mind that this took place back in the 80s before all this inflammation shit really took off, so the price would be significantly cheaper. That being said, it would still be much much cheaper to ride JD instead of a motorcycle all the way to Seattle

[@ivydene2107]

Dang this needs more likes

[@pokeslash1416]

"Keep it locked out there" He can't, you broke the window lock.

[@craddock222]

Poke'slash WHY HAVENT ANYONE NOTICED THIS GENIUS

[@poppyuniverse5588]

Poke'slash haaaahahahha

[@emi6082]

This deserves more likes

[@jadelima7243]

@@craddock222 PLEASE HAHAHHA

[@e.5134]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@moraih3488]

I love the little "hup" that JD gives after saying "that works for me"

[@eliana4421]

Morai H indicating that veronica must’ve forced herself on him and he had no time to call for help if you know what i mean

[@mysticaltreeirl]

Eliana 6 ) 6

[@darcy606_artist]

I think it's my favorite line of the play which is saying a lot cuz it's competing with "dang dang diggity dangidang" (as they do the head thing) & "how'd u find my address" "i think u tore my mattress" lol

[@mayazoe538]

Morai H lol it’s hilarious

[@sunnyneonraye1459]

​@@darcy606_artist I love that I've never SEEN the musical but always knew they did the head thing during that line. Like you can SEE IT

[@wowzersmyguythatsprettygay1615]

Veronica: make this whole town disappeared J.D: I am inevitable *snaps fingers*

[@stefeniefrisbie1265]

HAHA that is awesome!!

[@0_0-v4w7s]

And I’m Iron man *snaps*

[@yanoshi_fandom1983]

Lol I just rewatched endgame in SCHOOL today

[@Mariegamingofficial]

Brooo 🤣🤣🤣

[@Furubatsu]

JD: How'd you find my address? Veronica: Let's break the bed! Rock this dead girl walking! JD: ....No, really. I just moved here a day ago, how'd you find me?

[@justintime3656]

Dead Girl starking

[@jlgachastudios9470]

@@justintime3656 NO

[@justintime3656]

@@jlgachastudios9470 Yesss

[@IAMMOSH]

@@justintime3656"im a ded girl satlking"

[@savannah9440]

it was the motorbike

[@bobvagine9394]

I realised J.D gets louder and more confident when Veronica says "Make this whole town disappear", something that could potentially be foreshadowing later events in the show, hmmm

[@georgiesuffell]

Can't stop listening to this song!

[@heathersmusicallyrics2408]

It's my favorite :)

[@bonniebrosproductions.38]

+Georgie Suffell my favorite!

[@erinrosette8214]

SAME

[@alexandriaamos8458]

Georgie Suffell SAME😶

[@celiamcphee7233]

Georgie Suffell omg 711 likes XD

[@rhiannonwinslet487]

I feel like at first, J.D is totally down for this, and then, he is just like, "Wait, where did you come from!!!??!?!?!"

[@micaiahborchers8914]

"How'd you find my address?" But, no - seriously how the heck does she know where he lives?

[@rawcookiedough7518]

@@micaiahborchers8914 "veronica I moved here like a day ago-"

[@bugsarecoool]

@@micaiahborchers8914 she saw his motorcycle outside his house, that's what genius said, I just think she saw him through his bedroom window while walking home, that's what the musical makes it look like

[@Mapple318]

She be a dead girl staking

[@mocha8323]

@@bugsarecoool no in the movie she saw his motorbike

[@cruella4341]

This episode of Liv And Maddie is a little spicy.

[@saebyeokchoi8122]

i-

[@kakaoshaughnessy5480]

The lost episode

[@Good_Eve]

Good thing this was a deleted episode-

[@Chopsparillo]

sanidsajbhavbedjbfrkbhd ekhbheuwbhbpukjrindjnreiuhnuyhyybv

[@juuvoygitckbj]

omg I call Liv and Maddie "One of JD's 10 highschools"

[@alfae7771]

Veronica: *climbs through JD's window* JD: uh how did you get here but cool i guess JD: *climbs through Veronica's window* Veronica: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

[@dovahkiin2641]

to be fair, it wasnt to fuck

[@jamesmartin6851]

it was to fuck her up

[@melanytm]

Best reply omg

[@katmaccoll2761]

Veronica:I learned to kiss boys with my tongue J.D.:That’s good.

[@tomjackal5708]

Fuckin double standards

[@mollybryant6777]

So JD’s dad is just chillin downstairs or something

[@Hutch2Much]

probably drunk tbh

[@veilofmegiddo]

hes playing the background music downstairs especially the sax

[@marshalinehamismother]

I would assume he’s not home?

[@bee3778]

Lets be honest, he's listening through the door.

[@georgia988]

NotYourGirl PFFFFTTT 💀

[@jaybirdwasherep4391]

Show this song to anyone who thinks musicals are 100% fluffy, cheesy love

[@5amadventures924]

Mousefur Of ThunderClan THOSE DISCRIPTIONS HAVE ME SOBBING

[@Nico_2202]

NoItsBecky 127 uhhh ‘say no to this’

[@noitsbecky1278]

Tylers Burning Treehouse Oh right I don’t listen to that song much

[@Nico_2202]

NoItsBecky 127 fair enough

[@tiffanycox172]

Or say no to this from Hamilton

[@tracemaddox6669]

I first heard this song with no context at all, so when I would hear JD’s parts, i thought “awe he sounds like he must be a shy cute character”. Oh to be innocent again

[@heejinscementbrownies1385]

welp

[@justalice2338]

Same here

[@pablozanoto5801]

The first song I heard was Meant To Be Yours, no context, so I thought they were the only two innocent people in the story, but JD was crazy and Veronica really killed herself.

[@Straight_To_The_Asylum]

​@@pablozanoto5801 Veronica actually pretended to khs

[@dumbcat2304]

Welp

[@deccie3010]

"that works for me hyoOp"

[@izzya7274]

Ley Baboul I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE THAT SOUND EFFECT FOR MY SCHOOL PLAY OOF

[@murphy_peterson]

he sounds like goofy “hyuhhh”

[@gibunpa]

@Juliana Coelho it is confirmed that jd is vsco girl

[@goats_6263]

@@gibunpa pffft- or should I say sksksksksk

[@starelj6273]

_hyoOp_

[@whackinator]

I’m ashamed to admit that this is my favorite song in the musical. Especially that high note at 2:59!

[@Venus-sv1uj]

You shouldn't be, is a total BOP

[@jordanallecia365]

Don't worry, you're not the only one! It's my overall favorite as well!!! Its soooooo good!!!

[@person9966]

Same lol

[@SN.T.V]

No the only song we should be ashamed to like is blue/ You're welcome

[@kandicefranky3253]

Veronica: Heather's gonna kill me. Well I'm NOT gonna die a virgin.

[@xsweetiebloomx605]

Kandice Franky This song in a nutshell

[@caspianblue6849]

Me too

[@nicolehoward4559]

Very me

[@rosieking7870]

well no ones gonna die a virgin because in the end life fucks us all

[@alecrpearson]

The fact that this has 666 likes just adds to it really

[@heccinifel833]

*This song came on while I was with my family and I realized from the beat it wasn't the reprise and I never skipped a song so quick, whew that awkwardness was barely avoided.*

[@lordnoodle1192]

Six months ago, this person nearly died

[@jovanaspasojevic5049]

@@lordnoodle1192 blue came on when i was showing my parents the heathers playlist on shuffle. OUT OF EVERY FUCKING SONG IT *HAD* TO BE BLUE

[@ilysm._2416]

Heccin' Ifel I would have left it

[@evelyn2420]

@@jovanaspasojevic5049 blue is a dangerous song to be stuck in your head

[@rainydeestar4806]

@@lordnoodle1192 It's a dead boy walking

[@itsmeerinchoiii]

I find it insanely ironic that the most inappropriate song on the soundtrack has no technical profanity Edit: folks it’s been 5 years, I know blue and I know the word ass is in this song

[@eliana4421]

ABlu3Phoenix i don’t think so

[@arianalynn295]

TimeVixen of course we can’t have profanity in our songs!!!! Even the topic of fucking is taboo!!!

[@nicoleflores2054]

LOL

[@agreenwell5256]

Blue

[@Ray-hk1zm]

Yeah Blue is prob worse. Also just a less amazing song in general (fite me).

[@Father_of_Death]

I can't believe Barrett Wilbert Weed strained her vocal chords from this musical. She's amazing.

[@EthanVelom]

Wait Barrett is the one singing this??

[@a_kpop_stan7341]

@@EthanVelom yeah

[@-I.hate.my.school-]

and shes also janis in mean girls she really is perfect

[@lowri-fz9lq]

She's a mezzo so it makes this hard

[@meow7219]

the little noise he makes after "that works for me!" kills me. also the first "okay, okay"

[@darcy606_artist]

HEY I WAS LOOKING THROUGH THE SCRIPT AND I FOUND OUT HOW VERONICA KNOWS WHERE JD LIVES! IN THE SCRIPT IT SAYS SHE SEES HIM THROUGH HIS WINDOW GETTING READY FOR BED!

[@jadeiglesias1779]

How.....

[@darcy606_artist]

I googled the pdf of the script and looked through it. had to go through a link on pinterest. it was kind of annoying but worth it lol

[@purplengal3202]

so, She just so happened to be walking by JD's house and saw him...

[@sadsprt-501]

I mean the movie version never explains how JD knows where Veronica lives so par for the course?

[@marshalinehamismother]

SADSPRT - but i think it’s more in character for him to be a stalker

[@jivesen]

I'm just wondering what on earth Veronica did to make JD say "Ouch!"

[@idrisa7909]

She slapped him

[@caspergrey4518]

umm they were having sex but ok!

[@TheTiffiny777]

I think she rode him at a certain angle and it hurt his dick lol

[@tebma61]

you what now

[@idrisa7909]

no ive seen bootlegs, she slapped him

[@erindicenzo7662]

Veronica's Future Husband: so who did u lose it to Veronica: you know the casual psychopathic killer named jd who blew himself up

[@megabyte1302]

Oh yeah the one who killed those 3 kids I remember him he beat up the gay jocks

[@trash8258]

erin a

[@doraexplorer6643]

Shut up stupid

[@idleheart8600]

erin husband? Don't you mean _wife?_ -specifically heather mcnamara-

[@marlizaislife4098]

@@idleheart8600 😂😂 I mean the hug Heather gave her tho..... Lil too clingy

[@koalacutiepie2539]

I'm in your yard I'm a dead girl stalking

[@jaquelineh8997]

Lol that’s well funny

[@mayazoe538]

Koalacutiepie253 omggg lol

[@jae1010]

i am your yard-what

[@cassielopez4576]

*does Michael Jackson Thriller dance*

[@chelsealynn4558]

Spinny *B O I* (your pfp bro aj rocks)

[@ax6380]

"Better chug that Mountain Dew" *IIIIII NEEEEEEED MOUNTAIN DEW REEEEEEEED*

[@gromsbo]

My version: "Better chug that Mountain-" J.D.: IF YOU WOULD GIVE ME TWO F*CKING MINUTES VERONICA!

[@goduwu8075]

Pastel Sunrise Y E S

[@howlwaffle]

Keiiiiiiiiiith

[@DuskPShermanWallaby123]

lol

[@Hana_H]

Star Cipher YEEEES!😂

[@sofuwu9859]

_Verónica: MAKE THIS CITY DISAPPEAR!_ _JD: _*_actually tries it_* _Veronica: whAit nO-_

[@bradystutorials]

I always have this idea that somewhere in an alternate universe she got the wrong house.

[@natalie_the_ratalie]

“J.D. YOU WANNA FU-oh fuck sorry about your window lock miss”

[@rosielow527]

Tanner Brown I’m just imagining she breaks into Ms. Fleming’s house with some lube, handcuffs and a cucumber and then she just makes awkward eye contact with her then backflips out the window. “GOT NO TIME TO KNOCK, I’M A DEAD GIIIIR-“ “VERONICA??” “...hi, Ms. Fleming.” Later “How’d you find my address?” “I broke into Ms. Fleming’s first but she told me where you live.”

[@Julia-vr5fi]

jd's little "ow" omg

[@faeriswheel_]

I KNOW

[@philspence3073]

in the illegal heathers, it was in response to Veronica bumper her head against his.

[@armymaterial9567]

Phil Spence in the movie it was because she bit his shoulder

[@bw2544-o7t]

Army Material I think she bit closer to his nipple but yeah

[@マフィンいちご]

NO STHAP DONT MAKE ME CRI Aghhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@seajay9711]

lmao when the little "up next" vid is Say No to This

[@12princesspoo]

CJcan'tART lol

[@danyphantom7008]

omfg XD same

[@AlyssaRueckert]

"I don't quite know what's going on but I don't really object to any of it" -JD, probably

[@abberistired]

I mean..you're probably not wrong ovo;;

[@Mel-kh2jn]

"I'm hot and pissed and on the pill." "Better chug that Mountain Dew" *I'M GETTING SERIOUS BE MORE CHILL FLASHBACKS*

[@isabIue]

YES

[@abbyellis2147]

**somone breaks in** Normal people: WHY ARE YOU IN HERE! IM CALLING THE COPS. J.D: TaKe Me BiTcH

[@TheMeExactly]

True XD

[@tododekuislife2906]

*s o m o n e*

[@mynameisrobert1217]

Abby Ellis HA-

[@saeng4374]

He knows Veronica...soooo

[@fuckedmywaytothetop]

@@saeng4374 Do you even get the joke???

[@eatmyfriesyoulittlebitch.3598]

*ᵂʰᵉʳᵉ ᵈⁱᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵐʸ ᵃᵈʳᵉˢˢ*

[@Kolxya]

Just a reminder you made this

[@pisidora1998]

​@@Kolxyalmaoooo

[@-I.hate.my.school-]

**what are doing in my room**

[@Tatyana-q7m]

papas day

[@_hihi_0.0]

@@Kolxyathank you

[@r3ntz699]

Me: * singing this as loud as I can when I was 11 * My mom: uh child -

[@qalnianiesyameng1777]

Yo mom's like Toriel from Undertale

[@galaxycat2230]

Me who’s 11 right now and understands this : 😳

[@qalnianiesyameng1777]

@@galaxycat2230 I'm 13 and I just cuss when I'm mad...so children,if you're out there please don't follow this 13 yo kid who's obsessed with Heathers. Also,are you old enough to watch Heathers?Cuz I'm definitely not

[@nomai6826]

@@galaxycat2230 omg same-

[@bellajolie8279]

i sang this when i was 9 i- it was my fav song

[@god7107]

They say that in the afterlife, JD is still wonders how Veronica found his address

[@cornybram845]

Would’ve saved a lot of trouble if she hadn’t-

[@alexisforrest674]

How ironic that your name is GOD.

[@namikkou]

@@alexisforrest674 i think that's the joke-

[@weirdmusickid6953]

Did JD say hi to you

[@YourBestDaydream]

@@weirdmusickid6953 nah JD's down there u got the wrong place buddy

[@sierra_wow_its_meee6504]

"How'd you get my address?" "I think we ripped my mattress.." Lmao 😂

[@photoshopped32]

Yeah lol

[@roun6479]

Sierra_Wow _Its_Meee 😂

[@AquatheEmpress]

Ikrrr 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀

[@schaunshorts]

It’s I think you tore my mattress

[@owowhatsthis4203]

We need an animatic of this but its just JDs dad trying his best to ignore tem

[@justastraylesbian5817]

Isn't it strange that this is one of the only songs that are technically "clean"?

[@charleej9607]

Ahhh! I just realized that 😂😂 And it’s like the “worst” song, but it’s my favorite!

[@elianab.1292]

Charlee J its my favourite 2😂

[@gwengwen3769]

I know, it's clean in the sense that's there like swearing or anything but like there's all the sexy fun time stuffs that's like haha oh yeah it's still a sex ballad

[@shzin8346]

Rachel H nope can't sing beautiful

[@juanazhang]

there is swearing

[@aeryn6275]

Say no to this, Veronica.

[@umnothanku]

King George The Third OMG XD

[@cartmanpilled]

King George The Third OH MY GOD HI

[@ely_spaghetti9476]

OMG someone send help xD

[@birbmeme3795]

Omg plz

[@baileeharding8886]

lol musical references

[@iifangirlii4921]

Nobody: The quiet girl in your class's headphones when she sees her crush:

[@almosthuman2398]

That is literally me

[@mlpdisneylover]

Oh my god 💀💀💀

[@Mxxiee]

STOP

[@RayDoesSomeShitWithHerLife]

That’s so meee

[@phillipasoocinnamonroll4812]

Some friendly advice (this has definitely NOT happened to me) Don’t listen to heathers for the first time with your parents, it is NOT a family fun thing to do. Again NOT from personal experience

[@joy-sk7zl]

Sounds specific.....you ok?

[@jesustakethewheel4413]

I’m... i listened it with my parents already-

[@heejinscementbrownies1385]

love your username lol

[@neocore3360]

ima do this RIGHT NOW. wait im going to blast it on the surround sound-

[@dudeeee2015]

My parents don't know English so I can put Dead Girl Walking and Say no this at the top and none of them will understand

[@ALu-nq8rf]

I dare someone to send this to their crush with no context.

[@LunarSagittarius]

+Luthien Megido done

[@ALu-nq8rf]

Let us know how they react!

[@LunarSagittarius]

Luthien Megido Yes ma'am XD

[@calemisda-man3275]

+Luthien Megido Would do... except she suggested this to me

[@ALu-nq8rf]

CalemIsDa-Man Send "Our Love i--no, wait, don't. You don't wanna come across as a psychopathic murderer.

[@kristalquindoza4603]

When JD said "okay, okay" it reminded me of how Hamilton replied "I know, I know" to Philip on "Stay Alive"

[@rix6831]

How... how dare you compare them

[@lucianvalentin9619]

SAME I CRY

[@papamado_]

Thanks with tears

[@Hana_H]

Kristal Quindoza WHAT THE HEEEEELL

[@tulipsnow1708]

Kristal Quindoza that hits the feels

[@izzypoppstheravenclaw6569]

She says 30 hours to live, implying that it’s only 6pm Damn JD has a good sleep schedule

[@sapphoschild3019]

Uhhhh am i being stupid?

[@madsgilmore1786]

But it's 8AM till times up and it's after the party so it's probably 2AM

[@izzypoppstheravenclaw6569]

Moxaline Gilmore true

[@lilxc_lemon]

It could be a different day like Saturday or something

[@Heathersproshotedits1989]

I think it’s Friday night ? Or Saturday night ? No it must be Friday as FFM , FYB , Big fun and DGW all happened same night ?

[@magicmadscience5344]

If you only listen to this and "I am Damaged" JD actually seems like a decent guy

[@awkwardcupcakegirl4669]

User Name yup

[@vero-kd8vg]

And Freeze Your Brain too

[@awkwardcupcakegirl4669]

La Esmeralda that's because it's before meant to be yours

[@jacksonbutler1828]

Insert Creativity Here yep

[@ren1245]

Ink Boy Yup

[@stagcer]

this is the "say no to this" of heathers

[@methlaced.coffee]

Veronica: 'Make this whole town disappear' JD: *taking notes* 'Ok, Ok'

[@AbbeyChristman]

I'm living for J.D's "woop" thing at the end of his "that works for me"

[@fnafgirl8874]

KOKICHI-

[@brooklynadelaide5356]

Ikr

[@evelynu.13]

Imagine going through all that trouble just to be rejected lmao

[@lydiadeetz1292]

Good Luck b My life summed up

[@Val-kg8mm]

JD’s dad in the next room: 👁👄👁

[@givemeyourfood1146]

Everyone forgets that Veronica is stoned and wasted at this point

[@dollhousecrybaby73]

EXACTLY

[@yeyeyeet4220]

Oh lord- That makes this song sound- Eeeeee-

[@dreamybombstudios724]

Huh then like they're kinda both in the wrong

[@hollandfray4521]

technically speaking she probably wasn't exactly that wasted since she threw up on Heather before this. And speaking from experience, I've seen plenty of my friends get shit faced, throw up, and then feel mostly sober afterwards. If anything she may have still had a slight buzz that let her push away her inhibitions and just go for it.

[@alexmun7391]

but did JD know that? cuz as far as i can tell, she broke into his house and asked him to fuck her, which he did. its easy to forget she's drunk/stoned cuz of how sober she sounds

[@vitaemins4527]

I love she shushed him but then like a minute later is screaming at the top of her lungs

[@kated8726]

when J.D does the "that works for me hOOP"

[@colehopkins6751]

ITS LIKE DAMN I REWATCHED THIS FOR THE BILLONITH TIME JUST TO HEAR THAT

[@abberistired]

it is my favorite line in the whole musical TTwTT idk why I just laugh every time I hear it

[@annikam2004]

I looooove that line

[@kittyrose25]

People keep saying "that works for me" at work and IT'S DRIVING ME MAD CAUSE I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING

[@lividender838]

Who else loves how she sings "no sleep tonight for you better chug your mtn dew" IDK WHY BUT SHIVERS

[@Spacialvekter]

"Ride you 'till I break you" is the one that gets me. Unf.

[@tabea3272]

My favourite part is when she sings freaky lol i just listened to 192982736273828 versions of this song and i love the song when „freaky“ is good.

[@jamiegoode5215]

Its the subtle riffs in their voices

[@leilaniharris1028]

Fave part man

[@DaringTheFangirl]

Wait. Mountain Dew. *Mind drifts to BMC and throws the keyboard at the wall* GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

[@catwinchan6235]

*"I'M IN YOUR YARD!"* How this is making veronica look like the psycho.

[@catwinchan6235]

*now

[@SUTCLIFFESIMP]

"Before they punch my clock, I'm SNAPPIN OFF YOUR WINDOW LOCK! GOT NO TIME TO KNOCK"

[@michaelmells6080]

I got real “ I wanna know the person I’m looking at” vibes🤣

[@soupgoescronch]

I love how it's just never explained how she got his address edit: yall this has 104 replies telling me how she got his address *i get it*

[@lauragrey8611]

I think she see's him through his window but I could be wrong

[@stardustgirl9039]

My theory is that she was just walking down the street after leaving Ram’s house and found out it was his house because she happened to see him through his window

[@twist_ending7545]

Eh, she was drunk and was just stumbling down the street and ended up in his yard.

[@sydt.283]

Probably the school phonebook

[@szczota2115]

Oh yeah 😂

[@strawberryjam4107]

My friends: What are you listening to? Me: Nothing. My headphones:

[@user-jq5rn5pn5z]

It’s a bop

[@applejustice]

We're listening to the gummy bear album in stores on nov.13

[@Mx_Mc]

Once I was playing this full blast in my headphones at school

[@redvelvetai]

Meanwhile my headphones: Blue 😂

[@Sillypersonz]

Osc heathers fan?!? ​@@Mx_Mc

[@Oddette56]

“Touch me there there and there” is so good 😭😭

[@jovanaspasojevic5049]

JD summed up in modern trashy pop music: *oh he's sweet but a psycho*

[@Izz3h]

yes

[@rumley3176]

Coming from me being a psycho ain’t no bad thing around here

[@retzrucal]

Hehe

[@tojifushigurostowel276]

Lol bout to be 1000th like I feel honored

[@LunaDarkFall]

The Hillbilly bro ain’t a psycho

[@kimseoknut785]

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO LOVES JD'S THAT WORKS FOR ME SNAJSSJSJ

[@emmamacdonald5285]

*Veronica has major top energy*

[@mxkharonte]

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR?! Oh, sorry, wrong fandom.

[@beebobean_7286]

From Hell Girl FHG NO I'M HERE

[@michaelaholtz8914]

From Hell Girl FHG ME TOO PANIC! FANS UNITEEEE

[@notjoud2941]

YO PANICC!

[@leahhernandez6274]

SAMMMMMMMME

[@disturbanceatthedancingpla3207]

We welcome Brendon Urie in any fandom

[@peachybubble3384]

Me: acting out the whole musical by myself Also me: *gets to this song* wait-

[@deepfriedmemesonastick1034]

Am I the only one imagining myself singing this at a talent show? God I can hear the audience cringing and the judges kicking me out.

[@starplaysanimaljam7517]

The Outcast Insomniac I'm in middle school and once I was sitting at this table that we named the 'musical table'. when your friends are absent and you like musicals just go there. and if enough people show up we all sing together and freak out the lunch ladies and one time the whole table was full and we screamed this while clapping to it and OTHER PEOPLE STARTED TO JOIN SO JUST IMAGINE HALF A CAFETERIA OF 11-14 YEAR OLDS YELLING "RIDE YOU TILL I BREAK YOU" with like 10 lunch ladies flipping the fuck out

[@deepfriedmemesonastick1034]

star plays animal jam This should be a religion.

[@natalie_the_ratalie]

Deep Fried Hell On A Stick 1. Your username is awesome 2. I would sit at this table

[@cassiaaquino5172]

star plays animal jam I think about this reply a lot.

[@HeyItsSarah30]

star plays animal jam omg I wish this was a thing at my school 😂😭😂😭

[@MoonyFBM]

"ᵒᵏᵃʸ ᵒᵏᵃʸ"

[@brixxboop]

“ OKAY OKAY “

[@KaydenTraitor]

the comment: okay okay translate to english: 👍

[@davidsonfrith3362]

In the movie, HE breaks into HER house. I've always wondered why they changed that. Presumably to give Veronica more agency, but doing so creates a plot hole ("How'd you find my address?") and misses something the movie heavily implies, that is, that JD is clearly stalking Veronica. Not only does he show up at her house without her giving him his address, he also repeatedly just happens to be near where she is throughout the movie, and not just at school. He shows up to give her a ride home after her bad date with Kurt and Ram- how would he know where they were, if he wasn't following her? He's also staring at her for the entire opening scene in the cafeteria in the movie, not just reading a book. This is still the most kickass song in the musical, though.

[@davidsonfrith3362]

Also, the reason she changes gears when she says "motorbike" is because, in the movie, JD rides a motorcycle. That probably made her think of him. Also, I assume it's possible, with how fast she gets to his yard, that she was walking home from the party and saw his motorcycle in a driveway, and that's how she "found [his] address."

[@hypereags1412]

In the musical, both break in each other’s house. LOVE 10/10

[@yay7707]

hype reags lol

[@sam-vk8dt]

"I'm hot and pissed and on the pill!" "Better chug that mountain dew!" Veronica..did you get a squip..?

[@ana12]

Okay but the fact that she was a no one and then turned popular 👀

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

Hahaha CROSSOVER!

[@sebastianleo1708]

"What is this, a crossover episode??"

[@martianhermit]

okay so i've watched bmc, but someone has to say this, so here i go *_what's a squip?_*

[@teaspoon9687]

@@martianhermit It's a gray, oblong pill. Quantum nanotechnology CPU. Plus, It's from Japan.

[@misterbubbles6389]

Dead Girl Walking: Fuck me, JD Dead Girl Walking Reprise: Fuck you, JD

[@Squibbles1]

Lmao

[@stressedandinneedofrest3826]

Okay but, what colour was the mountain dew, because it could explain a lot

[@sams3121]

Nemi Alger I can't tell of you're making a Bmc reference, but if you are, bless you

[@stressedandinneedofrest3826]

Sam S I am indeed

[@fjz10706]

I NEED MOUNTAIN DEW RED

[@mollyarii1095]

red

[@uhhhlex__]

😂😂😂😂💀 ur not wrong lmao.

[@sharingiskaren]

"And you know, you know, you know, it's cause you're beautiful" kills me every time because it would be beautiful ;) to hear that from someone

[@luthientinuviel3883]

This song is my guilty pleasure.

[@alihaggard5044]

Veronica: "Make this whole town disappear " JD (like 10 songs later): so i built a bomb. imma make this whole town disappear Veronica: I didn't mean it literally, gdi JD

[@warriorcatloverhamilton9581]

Ali Haggard yep

[@mintteaandhoney]

11 songs later :P so fucking true though

[@TheAnnepaglinawan]

It can be only us Let the rest of the world fall away

[@julipilled]

If Veronica is a dead girl walking, does this song make JD a necrophile?

[@berylliumblue3281]

🤔🤔🤔

[@justahole8795]

Dink

[@elautismo666]

Well, something else to add to his crime list, I guess.

[@アリス-h9t]

Julia Willimann if he wasn’t already

[@dahyunsdefenseattorney9279]

:0

[@L0ni.St4r]

not JD getting pegged at the end

[@raywampler7618]

this song in a nutshell: 'i wanna ride ya'

[@alexander-ui4mj]

@@calliecuttlefish6061 I shouldn't be laughing so hard at this I-

[@tinymegazell6060]

till i break ya

[@reyj2532]

Veronica: Hey JD JD: what Veronica: I'm gonna ride ya JD: Ok? Veronica: TILL I BREAK YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU JD: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@dirtgirling]

This song in a nutshell: Do you wanna ride

[@loy5022]

your pfp is a mood

[@purin5167]

Heathers: Dead girl walking Bmc: Do you wanna hang? Hamilton: Say no to this So Dear Evan Hansen is the innocent one lol

[@narssiciticproud9406]

Sincerely me.

[@0_0-v4w7s]

Listen, we all know Evan and Zoe would’ve fucked if Evan didn’t lie

[@pleasepleasegivemearedheadman]

@@0_0-v4w7s yes.

[@kitten-toppedicecream5269]

Fandom_Fanatic All Jared.

[@sarb1943]

@Arminda Airth oooo I didn't know that

[@tinytaleah]

If I ever play Veronica in front of my parents, I _would_ be a dead girl walkinh

[@ClassicDepravities]

note to self: stop singing this out loud on the way to school. it does NOT work out.

[@amberlisena]

evilhopscotch ME

[@strkrgers5607]

Is it bad for some odd reason this reminds me of say no to this.. No idea why

[@chocolateanders8572]

Not at all, from what I've collected, both this song and 'say no to this' are what some have classified as 'f*ck ballads'

[@mikalei5770]

+Chocolate Anders what are other good f*ck ballads because I seem to like these

[@chocolateanders8572]

+Kit **cracks knuckles and takes a swig of Mountain Dew** Okay, so since I've made that comment, I've been trying to figure out the formula for what qualifies as a f*ck ballad: three qualities of such songs being that, a) there's some form of **clears throat** sexual activities actually going on between characters in the course of the song, that b) the **ahem**, "joyriding is one of the main, if not the only subject matter driving the plot of the song, and c) usually the coital actions have consequences that affect the rest of the plot (a bad decisions bang, if you will). Based on this, you could say that most musicals can be able to not have a single f*ck ballad in it (and y'know, that's okay!). Examples I have of great f*ck ballads include "Say No to This"(HAMILTON), "Contact"(RENT), "I Believe"(SPRING AWAKENING), "You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want (When You're Makin' Love)"(AVENUE Q), "One"(BARE), "Changing My Major"(FUN HOME), "What Could Be Better"(BRIGHT STAR), "Bad Idea" and "Bad Idea-Reprise" (WAITRESS), and of course, this gem that we are listening to right now. Now, I haven't fully developed a thorough review of a wide enough cross section of musicals because I am still fairly new to the musical theater game but I've figured that most musicals don't have these because, a) They aren't the kind of show with sexual situations, which is why you wouldn't exactly expect a f*ck ballad in a show like CINDERELLA or ANNIE **Good grief Chelsea, those were shit examples, no one should be fucking in Annie, over 50% of the characters are gODDAMN children** and b) If there was sexual implications in a musical, they are often not expressed head on, such as i. in innuedo-ish songs (like "Blue" from this musical or "Baptize Me" from Book of Mormon) where nothing is actually happening physically but sexual tension is there, or ii. acted out in non-song scenes (or off-stage), such as in In The Heights when coming in off of the second act, you find out **spoiler** that Benny and Nina slept together and that in "Blackout" and "The Club" is the sexual rising action that leads to the act of ahem, consummation. Anyway, that's all I've got as far as good f*ck ballads, sorry for the long ass nerd posting... Edit: Since making this comment, I have actually listened to Spring Awakening and I think it's safe to say the entire First Act is one huge f*ck ballad...

[@Audi0Mati]

+Chocolate Anders **applause**

[@chocolateanders8572]

+Killer Kawaii jESUS Christ kid, where'd you come from?

[@racolly]

“Better chug that Mountain Dew!” *Veronica, this isn’t Be More Chill, this is Heathers.*

[@monicamolek2482]

Wait, doesn't Ryan McCarten play Diggy in Liv and Maddie?He went from killing jocks to becoming one.

[@dramagal19]

lol yes but other way around. he did heathers after Liv and Maddie

[@monicamolek2482]

Oh, I thought he did Heathers first. Thanks for informing me! :)

[@payyourfuckingtaxes7901]

lmao

[@bluej2206]

so technically he went from being a jock to killing them

[@aimeperez469]

BlueJ Well dang, talk about getting revenge

[@mariadiangelo4197]

You know what's funny? She says "make this whole town disappear" she must've given him ideas...

[@angelicaschuyler9335]

Maria Di Angelo She definitely did, also love your profile pic.

[@adamharbert]

Maria Di Angelo Never thought of that... VERONICA IS THE TRUE SUSPECT

[@wilandtestament]

Your picture is.. just... yes

[@Selkies_not_Sirens]

lol he sounds so scared the first time he says "ok ok" like..."wtf!? shes being kinda dominant!" and then the second "ok ok" hes like "COMMON!! LETS GET IT ONNNN!!! STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DOO AND LETS JUST DO IT!" xD

[@frenchfried5660]

Kyra Storm YASSSS

[@valerieackerman2667]

Best thing ever lol

[@playlistmaker6096]

Now we view the wild Veronica Sawyer in it's natural habitat, it seems it is in heat, we better run.

[@kylie4793]

*L I C K I T U P*

[@mary-wv4eg]

𝗿𝘂𝗻.... 𝗳𝗮𝘀𝘁

[@p6rksodaa]

*WE HAVE TO BECOME SOMIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG TO OUTRUN VERONICA SAWYER-*

[@ellismcg4754]

her voice is insanly good

[@librasuperstar3779]

OK MY SCHOOL PLAYED THIS DURING LUNCH AND MY FRIENDS AND I WERE SO HAPPY YET DEEPLY CONCERNED BECAUSE THE SONGS HAD TO BE SCHOOL APPROPRIATE AND WE WERE LIKE THIS IS NOT A SCHOOL APPROPRIATE SONG WHAT

[@cherry_ice_fangirl8369]

TheTheaterPokeball OH MY GOD XD

[@highlightergreen314]

Someone clearly didn’t care lmao

[@HikikimoriFemcel]

okay but when i was younger i thought that JD was hot but, damn, veronica

[@cornybram845]

Both of them-

[@jessiestarkweather3973]

shhhhh *frantic hand motions*

[@ricardoag3910]

Songs like Dead Girl Walking and Meant To be Yours have some amazing, beautiful rythm and melodies. Makes me want the songs to have more universal meanings; you know, so you can sing them outside a “fuck me, Im pretty much dead“ or a “lets bomb the high school“ context.

[@magicalbean9688]

The lesson here is don't sing this around your family or at school XD

[@Ratterific]

Can we just take a second to appreciate the instrumentals in these songs like it just sounds so good together!!

[@loladexploradora5567]

I love how his "okay, okay" was more excited and confident when she said "get your ass in gear make this whole town disappear"🤣🤣 *foreshadow*

[@lillyputian5907]

He was like ok that’s something I actually can do lmao