Dead Meat vs Nostalgia Critic. rap battle. by fightmarker.

[@hamiltons.7815]

"You don't like Doug Funny 'cause he reminds you when you can't be." That's a line worthy of a Golden Chainsaw.

[@ricjaredpalandiano1807]

Hits harder than my grade in basic math.

[@theempireeofficial3935]

Major kill!

[@gamerlou754]

0:47 there you go if your looking for it

[@lowcarbcomedy]

Damn good work! And I’m honored Social Mediasochist made it in there 🥰🥰🥰

[@fightmarker]

Dude, I love Social Mediasochist, I even have a core memory of seeing the first one as a kid, and then rediscovering it in my early teens, god I'm trying so hard not to geek out rn, thank you so much man 😭😭😭

[@lowcarbcomedy]

@@fightmarker Geek away! I love it. So happy it brought you such joy! I'm super proud of it, and hopefully when I've gotten the hang of this new parenting thing I just started, I can figure out how to finish the trilogy

[@hintonlanier4851]

“Just another James you can never beat” is absolutely MAD

[@itsbreadbin]

Yeah that line was lethal

[@artslife4424]

I don't get it

[@doomjuan]

​​@@artslife4424 he's talking about how NC couldn't beat AVGN which the actor's name for AVGN is James Rolfe

[@spacegoblin8463]

Dude the Doug Walker meme recreation at 2:05 absolutely slayed me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SmokeTheHorsehog]

Can we sit back and appreciate replacing the real Doug Walker's face with that of Zawesome's for every referenced thumbnail and the Channel Awesome banner art? Attention to detail, man, attention to detail.

[@fightmarker]

i even made some new ones

[@SmokeTheHorsehog]

@@fightmarker I really appreciate the detail.

[@fightmarker]

@@SmokeTheHorsehog hell yeah!, I did that because I didn't wanna break the viewer's immersion, also cause it'd be funny

[@Zawesome27]

@@fightmarker i didn't even notice that in my first viewing and it's my damn face!

[@fightmarker]

LMAO fear

[@TommySalommy]

After watching this video thoroughly, with the smooth edits and comedic visuals, I think it is fair to say that YOUR channel should be called "Channel Awesome"!

[@fightmarker]

LESGO Thanks Tommy!!

[@JG-il1jy]

"Cause counting your career mistakes would be my longest episode" "If I had to give a golden chainsaw, it'd go to your death" Dead Meat beat NC to a pulp

[@NSegaStuff]

almost feels like it was written for him to win. i don’t watch either of them

[@Jackie_burnp]

I'm just always impressed how Zawesome can literally look like anyone

[@garfieldfan925]

somehow he looks like sheldon cooper?!

[@jacklovejoy5290]

Probably in the same way EpicLloyd does

[@Jackie_burnp]

@@jacklovejoy5290 Definitely

[@garfieldfan925]

This aged well considering I’m Sheldon pfp man

[@HB-fq9nn]

As both a fan of Nostalgia Critic and Dead Meat, this was phenomenal! I loved all the references you included, especially the Doug pointing reaction meme. 😆 I honestly can’t choose a winner. Everyone wins!!!

[@escapefr0mslender]

Doug funnie wins

[@aitanacarreradelrio5527]

True lol 😂

[@Paulnurburg78]

There's also a reference to the bald doug meme and among us in dead meat's background

[@CatholicaVeritasIndonesia]

@@Paulnurburg78Doug’s already bald…

[@Paulnurburg78]

@@CatholicaVeritasIndonesia Yeah but the bald doug with no eyebrows

[@gamerlou754]

2:21 “exposeing docs is a real nice way for a channel to go out” line is so good

[@stempest7218]

Except that most of it was petty grivences they had and alot of the bigger implications were debunked.

[@gamerlou754]

@@stempest7218 I did not even know that

[@PeiceofNick]

That was, actually pretty good not gonna lie. Also James definitely had this battle in the bag, I mean Doug just didn't even try to put up a fight. Golden Chainsaw: Dead Meat Dull Machete: Nostalgia Critic. Props my dude props.

[@jamesneo-lk8zx]

and for the destructional diss, is "if i had to give a golden chainsaw, it would be to your death, no doubt. An exposing docs is a nice way for a channel to go out"

[@daviddow3705]

Doug definitely put up a fight. James just went even harder.

[@supergamerbro9398]

2:13 Ah, I see that Chills vs Corpse is also in the making and so is a battle with Tails Plush. Unless it's a reference to something else. Anyways, I loved this battle. The editing was beautiful and the audio had me sold since its drop. I think Dead Meat got the win, but the Critic had some fire lines too.

[@fightmarker]

yea Chills vs Corpse is coming up soon idk if it's like the next one but it might be, and the Tails Doll battle in audio production rn, Thanks!!

[@nickmohammadi454]

The guy playing the Critic nailed Doug's manner of speech and inflections, not gonna lie. 😊.

[@PhantomRapBattles]

Really liked the audio and the Video doesn’t disappoint. The costumes are really great too.

[@Eddiefrb]

THIS IS REALLY GOOD FIGHT MARKER GOOD JOB

[@THSDropout]

Woah first comment, H E L L O E D D I E F R O M 2 0 2 3

[@claytonrios1]

You certainly had a lot of ammo for Channel Awesome but your disses for Dead Meat were great too. It's interesting to see how much the landscape of KZbin personalities has changed over the years.

[@MLG_Fox]

The way the disses are delivered, the references, costumes and everything is on point! Literally a banger! I can't get over how well made this is, I enjoyed it heavily. Keep up the amazing work!

[@fightmarker]

aw thanks :D

[@MLG_Fox]

@@fightmarker all deserved my man :)

[@radishstew]

Get back in the writing room

[@Guru123]

Zawesome really looks like the actual Nostalgia Critic.

[@garfieldfan925]

yeah he does

[@human8542]

Holy shit the Editing is Smooth AF. Nostalgia Critic vs Dead Meat is a new one since everyone always used AVGN vs Nostalgia Critic but the Music is Hit

[@Snakebite126]

This is incredible bro the editing is so smooth

[@StudioPLKS]

How do you not have 1K subscribers let alone WAY more than that? This is way too good to go under the radar!

[@partyboystudios1777]

G ood god, the amount of deep cuts here is outstanding. A perfect understanding of both peoples history. Easily a Deadmeat win

[@prestonarce2007]

This was really great! Everybody worked very well in this.

[@MrCanberry]

legendary that zawsome played both NC and AVGN

[@garfieldfan925]

NC’s one to talk about being a glorified reaction channel because modern NC is basically just Doug reacting

[@mainstreetsaint36]

Oh the irony of the NC! He remembered it so we wouldn't have to, but he forgot that.

[@DillyChannel]

HELL YEAH! GREAT JOB FIGHTMARKER!

[@Lwhale.3797]

Zawesome has played JacksFilms, AVGN and Nostalgia Critic. He just needs to play one the Smosh bros, and he will have completed the Four KZbinOGs of the apocalypse.

[@Zac4_B7ack]

Great job, this was very interesting, but I gotta give it to Nostalgia Critic for his hyped-lines! Props to all actors on set for this masterpiece! 8D

[@MegaMitchZero]

Never heard of Dead Meat, but loving all the Nostalgia Critic references. Liked and subscribed.

[@supermegaman88]

Ah you should give them a look. They basically review horror flicks and give a synopsis of it and go through the film, mainly focusing on the deaths and how the people behind the flick pulled it off, as well as other details and trivia, it’s pretty fun

[@RapClash]

hell yeah that was sick !

[@ERBdeArgentina]

this is so good, better than I imagined it'd be

[@l1_ell_one]

This one was so good, everyone killed it

[@Sniper_Jacob06]

One of the best rap battles this year. Nostalgia Critic Critically made Dead Meat dead meat with this Kill Count, I'm having way to much fun writing this comment.

[@UnisRapper]

Those voices are complete gold

[@FizzyK-45]

I used to watch Doug a lot so this is amazing, I love all the references, even the Doug pointing meme lol. I love when channels does youtuber rap battles, you should do AVGN vs Scott the Woz (or JonTron) in the future, cause it's also one of those "Old vs New". 😁

[@fightmarker]

Jontron vs Scott The Woz is something I've been trying to do for like years at this point it's still on the list i'm trying to get their personalities down at the momento

[@FizzyK-45]

@@fightmarker Oooh nice to know, can't wait until that battle to happen, good luck with that. Definitely worth a sub. 😁

[@Snooty4835]

​@@fightmarkerhmm

[@Warios_Warehouse]

This is an amazing battle! I’m glad I didn’t listen to the audio preview so I got the full experience! And I have no idea who I thought won… Wario Approved!

[@fightmarker]

LESGO WARIO

[@jakewedge8719]

pitch perfect doug walker impression

[@lynayra6492]

"Just another James you could never beat" ohohoho as someone who actively watched back in the day when NC had "beef" with AVGN... that line was AWESOME

[@kingvidster5637]

I feel like James would like this someone gotta send this to him.

[@heriocilllusion3295]

He did watch this

[@heriocilllusion3295]

He commented on the old audio

[@HawkOfKrypton]

@@heriocilllusion3295 what did he say

[@heriocilllusion3295]

@@HawkOfKrypton idk I forgot sorry

[@magnej1520]

I’m a guy who memes on nostalgia critic a lot, and I do really love James stuff but I gotta give it to Doug. This was incredible though, visually and audio wise! Well worth the wait imo. The only criticism I have is (and this kinda is nitpicking but whatever) that Doug kinda sounds a bit quiet, like he’s screaming but not really. But aside from that I loved this.

[@sharplambo1211]

I love all the subtle references. Like the guy with the mic and the drunk disney lines.

[@Shay_Racket]

This video made me get out of my wheelchair to turn this shit up

[@kyletroxell63]

Really good fan video. Really does look like ERB.

[@fightmarker]

Aw thanks

[@sculpture_9498]

It's out! And it's exceeded my expectations!

[@fightmarker]

LESGO

[@escapefr0mslender]

I loved this song, so I am so excited to see a music video for it

[@heatzeeker1320]

Liked the movements you gave NC truly fits him so well

[@Zeffirelli4000]

Yooo it’s finally out. And the wait was certainly worth it. Great battle. :)

[@lilhavoconline]

"Another James, you couldnt beat." That was funny.

[@ThePaper_Clip]

i love the attention to detail in this. like the kill cards you have are really cool, and actually fit with the times and the rule that at least 2 people need to die in a kill count. And James dying to a "shitload of fuck" wont ever not be funny. (yes ik this is 2 years old. so what)

[@Rabi_battles]

YEAH FIGHTMARKER DOUBLE UPLOAD YEAH FIGHTMARKER YEAH FIGHTMARKER FRIEND

[@firey-phoenix-games]

God damn, I never knew I wanted this

[@kodachromic]

i think this was the gateway drug to my dead meat addiction

[@maximum_rebo]

I guess we need to get James to see this version now

[@Club-Dreamiverse]

Zawesome, you, Tommy Salommy, Cri, Pixel Chris, Mr. Tibbs, Shimario, JustGamer, Kamren, 2Hats, Cri, DCA, ColeTheCole, Commander Jacob, VinnyO and Rabi did an awesome job. Also, the AVGN got a movie and video games while Cinedigm bought out Screambox and AMC Networks has Shudder and has bought Sentai Filmworks.

[@theinanman]

ABSOLUTELY KILLER (pun intended) i love everything about this esp the costumes

[@bennycuomo544]

I really like zawesome as the nostalgia critic, nailed the voice and screaming (especially the hissing). Also laughed my ass off at the change the channel line.

[@cometnews4]

Wow, this was awesome!! I think nostalgia critic won, but I can't be sure.

[@Igameforlife-rn1fu]

LETS GO I KNEW THERE WAS GONNA BE A: (Random Person) #4 Died of Onion's 12 Minutes. Golden chainsaw: Nostalgia Critic's channel Dull Machete: AVGN, Nostalgia Critic's Social Blade

[@notatv8258]

Ok after rewatching this I think Nostalgia Critic won this even though Dead Meat had better disses, but Nostalgia Critic had a slightly better flow. 1:51 jit trippin

[@ZerrekTheDog]

Underrated channel??

[@joelow7879]

“Im covering all types of films, im a critical expert. You avoid kill counting movies cause they take too much effort” No clue who won, but I love this line

[@temmieton9755]

Honestly Dead Meat won. I feel like they were evenuntil I noticed the little detail that everything that Dead Meat was doing was fully based off of his channel while Nostalgia Critic was just yelling, Which is part of his personality for it but when I saw the ending where the kill count had a 2 because AVGN 'died' before that, That made me go with Dead Meat.

[@Trija204]

Damn this is one hell of an unexpected crossover

[@cdog3625]

Thank you for this match

[@FeelGoodeIncMusic]

Daaamn that was good!

[@tuffy1992]

Can we get Nostalgia Critic vs Cinemassacre? With zawesome playing both Doug Walker and James Rolfe?

[@khaliffreeman6694]

I can’t choose a winner but what I will say the video is so dope I can really tell the creator is a fan of both really fantastic video man

[@evilrabbid1019]

As a fan of both channels, the disses are so good make me crack up and go ohhhhhhhhhh 10/10

[@ShockwaveFPSStudios]

I’m surprised Channel Awesome didn’t make a comment to this video. They probably would’ve love it.

[@CriticalKidOfficial]

Dead Meat wins! Best bar: Just another James that you can’t beat. ☠️☠️☠️

[@logancarney0826]

YES!!!! MY PRAYS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!! Also I think it's a tie cause I love both these guys and I can't decide?

[@matheus71998]

I like the part of Dead Meat when Ghostface shows up, and appears to be singing, kinda hinting dead meat is a killer, haha.

[@nprnilk]

Schaffrillas Productions would’ve been a fun cameo.

[@TheShut1]

He'd be kinda a nobody against the channel who has been creating for much much longer, since 2007 (NC) and the channel that has triple the subs (DM), Schaffrillas has neither, he is fine but got a lot of time and space to grow.

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

@@TheShut1 I mean... he's been around longer than Dead Meat, and he has more subscribers than Nostalgia Critic. The idea that he's a "nobody" compared to them doesn't really make much sense.

[@TheShut1]

@@deleetiusproductions3497 The channel was created earlier than Dead Meat, but it was mostly shi- posts and YTP's that had small audience, his real content begun 6 years ago with "Why Disney's Twist Villains Don't Work" which blew up and only then he started being relevant. And NC would've had many more subscribers but he was posting the content on his site and only started posting on KZbin in 2014, with his popularity only decreasing. And even then it's not that big of a difference yet. I am sure if you ask the average person on the internet, most will know DM and NC more often than Schaffrillas.

[@Aubrey_POP]

fightmarker try to miss challenge (impossible), god damn your videos are amazing

[@Chimera4784]

There were only 2 kills in Dead Meat vs Nostalgia Critic The victims being one male and one Channel not so Awesome that gives use this even weird looking pie chart. we've seen this count 7 times before on this channel but none of have the same gender breakdown. With a run time of 2 minutes, that gives a kill on average every minute. I'll give the golden chainsaw for coolest kill to Channel Awesome it's probably one of the hardest Fightmarker endings. Dull Machete for lameless kill goes to AVGN as all that happened is he fell down. And that's it Dead Meat vs Nostalgia Critic was released on April 29th 2022 and was of my favorite rap battles and I might cover more, but until then I'm James A. Janisse's. This has been the Kill Count.

[@LuckyCrust]

I'm not sure what the connection between these two are besides the fact they're both youtubers, but it was really good. I'm really looking forward to a Chills vs Corpse Husband live action rap battle.

[@unitedgibberish4479]

KZbinrs who react to movies but for different reasons (Nostalgia critic well…just critics on how shitty the movie is and James for kill counts)

[@Georg3e]

Even the thumbnails of this guys acting as NC has his face instead of using the actual thumbnails. That's dedication

[@sophialillian8508]

Fun Fact: Nostalgia Critic once appeared in an anime. (I don't remember the name of the anime though...)

[@bendover-577]

I think I know the one you're talking about, he made a cameo with AVGN. Pretty cool

[@heriocilllusion3295]

Zawesome is perfect for the nostalgia critic

[@Not_LouisMoore20]

"You'd have to go frame by frame to find decent disses in your verse. Call it 'lets get to the bills' when you sell out to the adverts." Slam dunk right there pretend Doug

[@SwaggyFlan]

0/10 critic's teeth are too clean frt this was great, love this battle and u did these youtubers really well.

[@fightmarker]

LESGO ty Dani

[@Zawesome27]

Funny you say that cos i intentionally did not brush my teeth prior to filming LMAO

[@SwaggyFlan]

@@Zawesome27 NICE

[@Slicedude2004]

Now I need to see both Doug and James react to this.

[@mrmilk-fluff]

An all out NERDY FIGHT!!!

[@nicolewhite3157]

I can't believe I'm saying this but The nostalgia critic won the hardest line that James had to offer was bringing up the controversies of channel awesome and he used it four or five times. Meanwhile the critic actually had variety with his lines such as mocking how James started off with commercials, the infamous clip where his Axe breaks and he also uses it to mock James's obsession over wrestling, also pointing out the fact that James seems to love stunt's but he also hardly moves in his kill counts

[@BlazingnitroYT]

those disses were weak, dissing peoples controversies is normal, there was the to boldly flee line, and alsu James rebuttled with the CryptTV line, or saying critics channel was in a wheelchair lol

[@nicolewhite3157]

​​​​​​​​​​​​@@BlazingnitroYT Obviously dissing controversies is normal, the problem is 95% of James's lines are saying something he had already said prior in different verses or sometimes even the same verse, and I'm not even talking about just the controversy lines, though I admit he had a little more variety than I gave him credit for at the time. Critic objectively had more varied lines, how about we pull a James A. Janisse get to the numbers to prove my point: Lines bringing up Channel awesome controversies: 4 Lines saying that Doug's channel is dead: 4 Lines saying NC productions are bad and unfunny: 4 This leads to a total of 12 lines that James repeated across the entire battle, and when you look at how long his verses actually are you realize just how much of them are these repeated lines. It gets to the point James's entire last verse is all repeated shit he had already said, give me Critics variety but slightly weaker lines any day.

[@bendover-577]

I liked James' flow quite a lot. But I agree most of his lines were just the controversies and "lol you fell off". Plus on another note, the NC impression was spot on, so that takes the cake for me.

[@Georg3e]

Nice! This was wonderful oml you got a new sub!

[@CommunistCreeper]

I love the fact that the guy that plays Nostalgia Critic also plays AVGN.

[@neshanee318]

“My f’n thing broke” is a deep cut . Gotta be a real Deadmeat /JAJ fan for that one

[@AbrasiousProductions]

Holy fuck James scolded the critic!😂

[@10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83]

Kinda have to go with doug for this one. I know the 'thing' he did in the past was messed up but it kinda loses its impact when its used/mentioned on ALL of james's verse's

[@BlueInfinity22]

Yeah I agree, it felt like the same diss over and over again while Critics were fresh each verse.

[@stempest7218]

Most of the change the channel document was petty grivences they had. A lot of the big stuff has been debunked and many of the change the channel people have been shown to be pretty awful. All the doc showed was that Doug and his friends were idiots who mismanaged the company.

[@RTtheman121]

Damn, 0:45 in and doug gets instagibbed with this line. Fuckin amazing 🤣🤣🤣

[@jackaweplushpro]

The only one of these that I watch often is Avgn and this still rocks Edit: now I’ve been hooked on NC lol

[@chrisneedsmentalhelp8579]

Pretty epic, I must say

[@hiruyabebaw807]

Good but Doug sounds like he's whispering

[@OtakuNerdEdition]

what a beautiful duel does MrBeast vs Pewdiepie

[@box_and_stuff]

Ive been waiting for the worth AND the Kills, However the ratio is too big... What's the point of saying this? Idk... Good video!

[@TheRealLegoDocOck]

I love the references!!

[@mmattie7526]

Fucking masterful

[@TheDoctorCog]

Cool to see Dead Meat James in a rap battle! I wonder if he's seen it?

[@fightmarker]

he has!

[@lunarknightwing5250]

As a Dead Meat since the the beginning I absolutely love this great work

[@fournierman]

As a fan of both channels, this was hilarious. 👍🙂👍

[@goth695150]

I truly hope James and Chelsea sees this and reacts to it....I think they'll love this