Deadlock Podcast Highlights: The Misadventures of John Laurinaitis, Danny Doring, and Roadkill

[@gibstix]

Hope you guys liked the video! My next one will be about DX riding the tank to the Norfolk Scope, so stay tuned for that.

[@jamesd4223]

Thank you Bryan Alvarez for randomly bringing Doring and Roadkill in an old news bit so we could get the Deadlock adventures of Danny Doring and Roadkill inside Johnny Ace’s office.

[@gibstix]

He really doesn’t get enough credit for that

[@evg2980]

The Stone Cold and JR impressions get a lot of praise but the Laurinatius one is so underrated imo, shit's hilarious.

[@Kaltagstar96]

You know, I was just about to type how everyone, quite rightly, loves the DEADLOCK impressions of people like Austin or JR (The Hogan impressions are my personal favourite) but the Laurinatius ones have me dying every single time they bust it out.

[@Redhotshawntexas]

“Thank you, Ms. Baba.”

[@evg2980]

@@Redhotshawntexas "She would kill you, I swear!"

[@handleunavailable]

I've been trying forever to find the one where they do the Johnny Ace firing Teddy Hart bit lol always makes me laugh and I can't remember the episode

[@eddygm886]

3:33 “MRS. BABA DOES NOT KNOW YOUR NAME! SHE WOULD KILL YOU, I SWEAR! I’LL KILL YOU!”😂

[@jordynstief3225]

"Right here. Danny Doring, I hate your...guts."

[@Kaltagstar96]

"You would never make it in the Champion Carnival" is the moment that always gets me, the idea that Laurinatius will always manage to shoehorn a reference to his All Japan run into any conversation is so funny to me! Great work, love seeing new DEADLOCK highlights showing up.

[@jdzratt1esnake]

Something about the idea of John Laurinaitis forcing people to stay with him in a room hits different these days

[@Ironman1o1]

Danny Doring and Roadkill are now government witnesses.

[@doggerthedog6744]

5:10 How quickly he says "That's evolution" is so fucking hilarious

[@DoobieKeebler]

I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe at the "Johnny Ace" impression.

[@TripleFourSC]

Jawnny has been doing the Johnny Ace impression since like 2013 and it hasn't changed at all. Makes me laugh every single time.

[@KingMuncheez]

That shit caught me off guard 😂

[@DoobieKeebler]

@@TripleFourSC I learned about these guys from Instagram shorts about Kurt Angle being a wild man. After awhile I couldn't take it anymore & had to look them up. I like the retro syncs a lot. Nothing against their pod, cause it's great, but the time & effort people put into adding the extra touch is hilarious.

[@easyscrew6007]

@@DoobieKeeblersyncs are half the deadlock community, as long as credit is given I’m pretty sure they are fine with all syncs

[@Puvwilmo00]

It honestly just sounds like Old Man Jenkins 😂

[@eddygm886]

4:53 James: “Randy Orton should’ve been with Danny Doring and Roadkill.” Johnny as Laurinaitis: “DON’T F^CKING SAY THAT SH1T!” James as Laurinaitis: “I’M SAYING IT! AND I’LL SAY IT AGAIN! RANDY ORTON… SHOULD’VE BEEN WITH ROADKILL!”😂

[@ronkouskijonkouski1207]

“I supend both your asses” is the best John laurenitus line ever!

[@slm5473]

I think my John laurinitis Impression is actually just an impression of Johnny’s impression. 😂😂😂

[@Ludakolo]

"I sent them to OVW to make sure to ruin their careers, much like EVERYONE ELSE."

[@jordynstief3225]

4:06. "I sent them to All Japan and they got killed." LOL.

[@SirDankleberry]

It's a good pipeline.

[@jordynstief3225]

@@SirDankleberryPipe, me when I’m lying.

[@jordynstief3225]

3:48. "I hate your... guts." Did you draw a blank there for a moment on that one, Laurinaitis?

[@geezushasrisen]

“REGRESSION” almost made me choke on my bagel. Holy fuck

[@beckettdivita5698]

James’s and Jawnnys’s Lauranites sounds like those two old guys from the muppets. I forgot their names.

[@jordynstief3225]

Statler and Waldorf?

[@beckettdivita5698]

@@jordynstief3225 YESS THANK YOU

[@jordynstief3225]

​@@beckettdivita5698No problem.

[@jmn327]

I was listening to this episode while out for a run and I nearly keeled over on the side of the street laughing at the idea of John Laurinitis just keeping poor Danny Doring and Roadkill in his office while he talks utter nonsense. Like, any time he pops up you just imagine he has those guys with him, while they share looks like "Can we leave yet?"

[@SwordInThroat]

This is by far and away the funniest segment in Deadlock history

[@BB8B8]

"I'm seeing double!" *rubs eyes* "Four Johnny Aces!"

[@w00llee14]

Aggressively Senile Johnny Ace had me dying, absolutely hilarious! 😂

[@VelocitrapLords]

“Young” they started that Randy/Brooke angle the second she turned 18 lmao

[@GonzoAppreciator]

"She would kill you I swear, I'll kill you" gets me everytime

[@DakinRinone]

We need an updated one now...

[@sonsofrage]

I laughed so hard at the “I’m the victim!” Line. Johnny would be perfect saying that.

[@theSuperviLLain_est]

“It’s a good pipeline” “Pipe, me when I’m lyin” Lmao wtf that was so based

[@ShakShak1999]

God I love the eyebrows that you have done for Johnny Ace. They are hilarious

[@oIRONITEo]

My friends went to see RVD and Sabu in court. They got pulled over in Hanging Rock, Ohio. They pull people over for like 3 over the speed limit. It's the next town over from me.

[@Homiestar]

If there are more deadlock clips with Johnny ace, Doring and roadkill, plz make more like this!!! I’ve watched this video like 10 times the past two day and cannot stop laughing hysterically. Great video!

[@planetschlock]

I remember in Nova's shoot interview where he talked about how Doring and Roadkill were hated in OVW and were only there as a "favor" to Tommy Dreamer and how Pritchard wanted Roadkill to be Undertaker's opponent at a Wrestlemania but was buried after some supposedly poor house show performances, and how Roadkill was told to just go away when he stayed in OVW after he was shitcanned to help book and write the shows (for free). Though as far as I'm aware, I've never heard anyone else confirm this or even ask Doring or Roadkill about any of it. Except for maybe one guy at a convention who asked Roadkill if he had "nuclear heat" backstage and Roadkill just kinda shrugged and said something to the effect of, "first I'm hearing about it."

[@stephenjwz]

ranging between principal mcvicker and marty funkhouser

[@CooperBayBay]

Johnny Ace smiling while flipping the bird cracks me the f up

[@nickhxll]

this is like my seventh time watching this. it’s a comfort video

[@pk2508]

4:53 Schizophrenic John Laurinitis is so underrated.

[@thecrownedninja1808]

I’m watch this 12 time And it still kills me every time😂😂😂😂

[@LittleKaizer101]

The eyebrows though lmfao

[@not_ian5543]

"Based upon the statements given- """""*_B A S E D_*"""""

[@noahnorville7806]

7:11 get out of my office!

[@eddygm886]

I was dying by how they were choking while trying to do his voice😂

[@ALongAndLowTide]

I'm so excited to enjoy this video!!! ... ... OR MAYBE IM NOT DUDE

[@yooooo649]

mrs.baba does NOT know your name

[@jordynstief3225]

She would kill you, I swear.

[@PancakesAndHammers2426]

This is gold

[@thatonedude5277]

I listened to this episode yesterday

[@Dr.JeremyDunks]

Is that Johnny Ace or Old Man Jenkins?

[@89blacksoldier]

A cracked out johnny Ace forcing Doring and Roadkill to be his best friends at gun point is so fucking Based "If you leave my sight, I will Kill You Boyz!!!"

[@cody1390]

"she would kill you I swear to God"

[@ricghastly6339]

Algorithm skeewoooooah

[@mosskey]

This hurt my stomach

[@RyRy69420]

James got Jessica Simpson mixed up with Brooke

[@Parluxgrounds]

I fucking lose it when the boys break out the johnny ace impression

[@MixedHinkHall]

Lmfaooo this was awesome😂🔥🔥

[@baigmen]

Just to let everyone know the speed limit on the highway they were taking is 55 mph and is highly patrolled by police. Ohio cops don’t play lmao.

[@EverSide19]

Hang on, Sabu only had to pay a $1000 dollar fine, but RVD was suspended for 30 days without pay? What? Especially since RVD was the champion at the time. Please someone explain the logic to me.

[@andrewdunn5568]

If i'm remembering right RVD took the full blame for it because he thought Sabu would've been fired.

[@Ryan01224]

BECAUSE I HAD THEM ARRESTED 😂😂😂

[@cooperhoffman8303]

It pops me big style that James knows about MST3K 8:47

[@justablokepostingfunvids7137]

I luv this podcast 😂😂

[@johnenigma8506]

Can't wait for 2024 election between John Doe and John Smith.

[@binxboi7156]

3:34 😂😂😂😂 OH MY GOD 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MayaY2J]

Lauranitis shoulda bought an 8th off of Rob

[@MetalThrashingMan13]

Is Anthony ok? This one and the last video I saw something looks wrong

[@legendaryburritodotcom]

he’s just got that fluoride stare it’s fine

[@andrewdunn5568]

I'd zone out too if i had to put up with the other two's madness

[@eddygm886]

That’s Tony in every video

[@Intheknow12]

This video is a-Doring-able

[@alexgordon9508]

Regression😂😂

[@Cooldrew100]

banger

[@PUCKTHEGREATEST]

this is genuinely my favorite deadlock bit of all time i can’t thank you enough for creating this video

[@RozenockDoll]

Poor Tone looks dead on his feet lol

[@andrewdunn5568]

He's hurt and he's old and he's fucking tired and he has children and a deck to stain and he works with fucking children

[@leechviolator]

whats funny?

[@drhouse6165]

The entire clip

[@leechviolator]

@@drhouse6165 so they are laughing because they got arrested?

[@WaKxTV]

Deez nuts

[@hihi-heart]

@@leechviolatorNo, actually. Nearly all the jokes are on John Laurinatius, Danny Doring, and Roadkill. Hell, RVD and Sabu's arrest only make up a third of the video, and even that's taken up by Laurinatius wanting to do some drugs! 😆