Black Friday (2021) KILL COUNT

[@DeadMeat]

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[@naeljalani9631]

black fribay

[@BraidensWorldProductions]

Black fribay

[@Ghost_world666]

Karenzilla

[@eweowoo6655]

black fribay

[@air03man]

Happy Black Friday now then let’s get to the kills!

[@Anothergingerguyontheinternet]

Honestly this channel is the main reason of why I got into horror. Thank you James for introducing me this lovely world of gore.

[@Thechickeneater2]

same

[@JDaubney123]

Same

[@thegrimreaper990]

You and me both brother, you and me both.

[@Ecollado670]

Same here

[@tinyguy1015]

Same

[@ashleyjade5607]

"you see me way too much to be your actual kid" oh my god that is absolutely brutal, I love it lmao

[@BritneyT.]

It also felt pretty real, which made me love it more

[@tonypeppermint5329]

So powerful.

[@breeg446]

Getting to see the whole Dead Meat crew easily makes this the best To the Numbers bit.

[@BritneyT.]

Yes!!

[@mwahbeverly]

5:13 The jab at Dream was so not needed but so amazing at the same time. Avg James A. Janisse W

[@esbirdnerd]

5:11 actually

[@noob-jy7zd]

cry

[@snarkybug4]

@@noob-jy7zd?

[@TheFrozen_Aba]

It actually was

[@Tamminko]

It was very needed

[@beezyunique2521]

I like how he included everyone behind the scenes of deadmeat👏🏾

[@anotherkermit5204]

especially emma cogan 😏

[@beezyunique2521]

@@anotherkermit5204 facts

[@noob-jy7zd]

​@@anotherkermit5204 is she hot

[@koningsman]

Pretty awesome to see the entire Dead Meat team in this video! Thank you all for the amazing content you have made for us and hopefully you all had a good Thanksgiving! Can't wait for December!

[@thedraftingax5963]

Yeah fr!

[@MovieFan1912]

I guess it really does take a village to run a great show like this.

[@thedragonmaster1436]

Even the employee of the month got in. Way to go, Lucy!

[@coolnerdlll6053]

Imagine if James did a Kill Count for an actual Black Friday. It would make Zombieland 2 look like a day off.

[@fashionablechangeling1988]

What about Dude Bro Party Massacre 3 though?

[@bloodiedandrotting]

The way I snorted after reading this.

[@Marvel_Motions]

@@fashionablechangeling1988 Black Friday in real life is a blood fest even terifier 2 won’t beat it

[@xboxjohn9722]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@BraidensWorldProductions]

@@fashionablechangeling1988 4000 is Childs play, this is Black Friday

[@amyadams9970]

I like the end how James introduced his team members and the years they spent working on the channel. You are a great leader James, and I hope you, your team, and all your families have a great time during this holidays and making videos.

[@tonypeppermint5329]

It's so good.

[@dieyng]

"A great leader?" What exactly tells you that? And why leader? He's their boss, not their overlord or president.

[@Microwaved_Water1]

@@dieyng you literally just contradicted yourself lmao

[@padtrickkeys3261]

Same

[@DanMc-it1yk]

Him an his homies scum the community, pulling ppp loan scams so they can buy guns and cause bullshit if you were from the area you wouldn't be saying that

[@naiajamese4015]

i've always said i'd love to work for james but this just solidified it. he's such a chill dude, i'm so happy we got to see his crew!! most people don't do that

[@shadowstalker7259]

True

[@chasedeneen]

I like how he counted 'infected' as separate kills. It reminds me of when he separated the 'human' & 'deadite' kills for The Evil Dead franchise. Ironically, Bruce Campbell stars in those films and this one, too!!

[@chasedeneen]

@Barry Dingle amen 🙏🏼

[@DodoRibeiro-ts6po]

Just by having Devon Sawa, Michael Jai White and Bruce Campbell's names attached to it instantly makes a movie watchable

[@Stoneyadventures]

I watched it they’re characters were completely wasted it was meh

[@ulfhedinn79]

Groovy

[@miketrapper0464]

Especially Bruce Campbell for me, I’ve been being a huge fan of evil dead already because of the game

[@DCeasedbrickbuilds]

Facts!

[@thecontrollerofbots4099]

@@Stoneyadventures but not un-watchable right?

[@NightShadow720]

As the title of this horror movie implies, this is exactly what I would watch on the day after Thanksgiving.

[@miketrapper0464]

You should see free birds

[@monoytnecoproductions1997]

@@miketrapper0464 you mean the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu? that's right, they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys OFF the MENU

[@miketrapper0464]

@@monoytnecoproductions1997 THATS RIGHT THE MOVIE WHERE THEY GO BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU

[@turnipcrazy]

@@miketrapper0464 Okay, but do they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu?

[@miketrapper0464]

@Godzilla fan 2022 productions 2.0 what are you doing with your life?!?!? Go watch that movie, THIS IS THE MOVIE WHERE THEY GO BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU

[@DarkAttackYT]

Props to Bry for being the longest lasting employee of the entire Dead Meat team so far.

[@sometimes6155]

Nice pfp

[@guywhosnamestartswithz2520]

The only one longest to survive

[@duas9468]

In some way, she is the final girl.

[@TheWarriorBeaver]

What about James?

[@thatblackguydredre]

@@TheWarriorBeaver..

[@deadlydreamzzz]

11:15 "...and the movie can continue on a bit more RUTHless..." James's jokes never cease to amuse me 💀

[@natatatm]

The amount of team members you have makes me so happy, it shows how far the channel has come and it's something you guys really deserve ❤

[@kurtponton6894]

Hi

[@TellItAnimated]

Bruce Campbell is a national treasure :D

[@CJ-11-11]

first reply

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Definitely.

[@Lazar_STS]

Absofuckinlotely..

[@shanehandy1902]

You got that right

[@devilskull6768]

Ain't that the truth

[@johnny_b_dude]

"You see me way to often to be your actual child" - this response was so savage!

[@uzielyanez5975]

LOL true😂

[@skull123godofskeletons]

I do indeed love how zoran is just like an iconic character in a sitcom comes around every now and then and the crowd cheers

[@willO1674]

Hes like somehow one of the main characters in the show and everyone loves him (except a bunch of dumb haters he sometimes gets online) but he has the least screen time in the whole show

[@threeminuteshate]

I’ll admit I’m incredibly naive but I figured it was just James running this shit with a couple of occasional helpers. Wild to see the whole crew. Happy Thanksgiving y’all.

[@Charles_Snow]

Little late here but I wanted to thank you all! Awesome episode, as always. As others have said it was great to see the team in the video of course. Hope everyone has a great holiday season. Again, thank you.

[@uzielyanez5975]

Even though I'm 8 months late catching up, I did not had a good holiday

[@Charles_Snow]

@@uzielyanez5975 I'm very sorry to hear that. I hope your year has gone well and, if not, the rest of your year does too.

[@uzielyanez5975]

@@Charles_SnowThank you, I appreciate it. 🙏

[@Charles_Snow]

@@uzielyanez5975 You are very welcome. I truly mean it, and thank YOU for responding. It means a lot. ❤️

[@uzielyanez5975]

@@Charles_Snow You're very welcome 💙💯

[@isaiahmaldonado349]

I'm surprised James didn't mention the Starkid musical Black Friday, it and it's companion show "The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals" have very similar plots to this movie.

[@MBjarno]

By very similar you mean this movie quite shamelessly ripped them off.

[@alphabo2776]

I was look for this comment lol Mabye next year he will review starkids black Friday ?

[@Brokencookiefreak]

Literally it seems like they completely ripped off the musical??? That seems so unfair

[@tangally]

@@MBjarno wow yeah. i'd never heard of this movie before, but i'm 10 seconds into the kills and its pretty blatant…

[@Blueklima9708]

Yikes, yeah, I was excited for this because of the cast, but uh… wow. Pretty big rip-off of the musical!

[@Fozzee441]

My dad is very close friends with Casey Tebo (the director) and I’m glad you guys had a chance to cover it on the kill count.

[@Fanhalo]

Do you know if he ever heard of starkid’s Black Friday or tgwdlm. This movie has very similar plots to both musicals. Btw, they are both free on youtube!

[@candidesque6470]

I really hope James will eventually do a Kill Count on Starkid's Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals or Black Friday. Would be awesome to see support between content creators ad James' take on the humor in the shows!

[@amandabaker4678]

I would also love it if they covered them in the Podcast! If I remember correctly, Chelsea likes darker musicals, so I think she would really enjoy discussing those two.

[@February_Flowers]

Absolutely! I would die if they covered stuff from the Hatchetfield universe. Also, the similarities to this movie and the plot of the musical Black Friday threw me off for a second.

[@SahraKing-iy6kj]

this is late, but they are doing a kill count of guy who didn't like musicals! in case you didn't know.

[@AlbadriProductions]

you predicted it

[@connorking6852]

The “my wife left me…” line by the bear is probably the funniest part of the whole video lmfao

[@tardisgirl1237]

Being a writer or a research assistant with Dead Meat is absolutely my dream job! Jeremy, Tim and Emma are so lucky!

[@ohohflextra]

That dream face reveal joke caught me off guard.

[@neozian1131]

nah fr cause that was so out of left field 💀

[@ohohflextra]

@@neozian1131 LMAO

[@tonypeppermint5329]

So good

[@Lazar_STS]

Timestamp so i know when to expect it?(watching the video in around an hour)

[@adorablefloof9193]

@@Lazar_STS around 5:11

[@Slmpjh]

Kill time-stamps: 1: Monty - Infected Offscreen - 3:57 2: Bircher - Attacked and Infected on a Smoke break - 5:46 3-4: Couple in Line - Infected Offscreen - 7:20 5: Emmett - Infected by Shopper, Transformed - 8:12 6: Anita - Infected by Alien Tongue Action - 8:58 7: Store Employee - Torn in Half Offscreen - 9:06 8: Lou - Infected, Transformed in Bathroom - 9:41 9: Infected Lou - Stabbed in the Neck with Broken Bottle - 9:53 10-11: 2 Infected Shoppers - Shot with Nail Gun/Bashed with Fire Extinguisher - 10:07 12-13: 2 Infected Shoppers - Absorbed into Alien Mass - 10:39 14-15: Ruth and Police Officer - Run Over by Car/Killed Offscreen - 11:12 16: Infected Shopper - Stabbed in Eye with Screwdriver - 11:27 17-18: 2 Infected Shoppers - Archie's Last Stand (Slashed and Stabbed) - 11:39 19: Archie - Pulled Offscreen and Killed by Monster - 11:57 20: Infected Emmett - What a Tool (Beaten to Death with Tool Bag) - 14:21 21: Angry Gran - Infected Offscreen - 15:17 22: Jonathan - Torn Apart by Infected Horde - 17:05 23: Monster Angry Gran - Absorbed into Pink Mass - 17:54 24: Brian - Flicked by Kaiju - 18:34 25: Forklift Driver - Killed Offscreen, Body Found by Chris - 18:55 26: Mega Shopper/Kaiju - Stabbed in Face by Forklift, Collapsed into Burning Building - 19:15

[@thedraftingax5963]

Thanks for the timestamps

[@coolnerdlll6053]

That's actually a really cool idea. Keep at it.

[@Slmpjh]

@@coolnerdlll6053 i actually done this to 3 other kill counts. Black phone, Friday the 13th recount and Friday the 13th part 2.

[@jimmyb5025]

@@Slmpjh Why? Just curious.

[@Slmpjh]

@@jimmyb5025 i was bored till the next kill count is gonna be released. so i did myself a favor by doing some of the other kill counts.

[@wukfifty]

Glad James doesn’t just show the kills , the way he explains what’s going on in the movies is so interesting and keeps you watching …

[@De-dc4wn]

I will forever adore you and this channel, as someone who's lives in Attleboro Massachusetts myself, you don't know how excited I just got hearing you saw that jumping out of my seat. I used to drive past that Babys-R-us before they closed so hearing that connection is the coolest things ever 😁😄

[@AlEpp1834]

I love the full perspective y’all provide on these vids

[@dr.k8610]

Seeing the whole team at the end is awesome! Now we know all the people we can thank for keeping this series great

[@BraidensWorldProductions]

8:19 I can’t get over how he’s more worried about the cake than the zombie xeno morph knockoff trying to kill them all

[@axelnilsson5124]

Isn’t everyone?

[@MickeytheluckyMouse27]

Corporate sent it

[@CractusJohn]

Yo if next year he did a Kill Count for Team Starkid’s Black Friday Musical (now that he’s doing Black Friday movies due to a lack of Thanksgiving movies lol), that would be incredible! And hopefully he’ll also do “The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals” too considering it would honestly be an excellent piece of media to Kill Count

[@theownerofthisaccount2521]

I would love that

[@R5ForeverXx]

It’d be amazing!! Especially since he’s friends with some of the starkids, he mentioned it in a comment when he and Chelsea watched Aladdin and someone suggested they watch Twisted

[@Quackervoltz]

@@R5ForeverXx WAIT WHAT

[@R5ForeverXx]

@@Quackervoltz yeah!! he went to the same college as the ogs! he mentioned it on the drunk Disney video where they watched Aladdin, you could probably still find the comment! :)

[@Lee-fx7bd]

THEY NEED TO DO A KILLCOUNT ON THE MUSICALS AHHH

[@MrJB2224]

You've been making me laugh for a few years now, I love this dang channel. Please keep up the great work James and the DM gang, it really makes me smile

[@unipup3014]

Having spent too many years in retail, I love this movie. Yes it has issues, and Michael Jai White is completely wasted, but at the same time I can look at these characters and literally name people I worked with that would fill every single stereotype of these store employees. I don't use Twitter anymore, but the director was actually pretty open to answering production questions via tweet back when the movie released

[@tomasinojonathan]

Welp, I'm in the breakroom ready for Black Friday since we open at 7am. Wish me luck everyone! Edit: MY FUCKING BACK HURTS BRO, I'M ONLY 22 BUT I FEEL 92 😭 Edit 2: Made it out alive without fleshy pink alien goop fucking me up so that was nice

[@viberdelight9553]

Same I’m otw to work right now hope we get thru this brudda ❤

[@Diphenhydra]

I was just out shopping for some work stuff and, maybe it’s because of the town I live in, it didn’t seem any busier than a normal day.

[@camposman1852]

Good luck

[@moonpresence9707]

Good luck stranger

[@sydneyclement9951]

Good luck!

[@JM-yx9eh]

Any movie with Bruce Campbell is always a treasure

[@joelimitsuandyoshi]

True that

[@LLCCB]

Loved seeing the Dead Meat team. Great work everyone. Enjoy the holidays!

[@excalibur3849]

Bruh that dreams face reveal was so out of pocket 😂😭

[@Sleep.K]

Dude I love, love, love Pan's Labyrinth!! I'm so glad James called the movie out it so good- It isnt really a horror movie so I cant see James covering it but I really want someone to do a deep dive about the movie fr 😭😭😭

[@EmileVinesh]

I love to see all the Dead Meat crew in the Numbers segment! There are way more than I expected and their hard work is appreciated!

[@maxweltersworld2270]

Happy (late) Thanksgiving to the entire Dead Meat crew!

[@tattedupluv]

"The movie continues on a bit more Ruth less..." 🤣 I love it!

[@elexadorherty4825]

Pretty cool that they had the teaser for the next Kill Count in the end bit. That was pretty fun.

[@joeguy1092]

Literally thought it was just Zoran, Chelsea, and James that did all of dead meat.

[@treg5298]

He had a video not too long ago where he talked about having employees now so I think it's more recent?

[@thedraftingax5963]

I’m surprised there’s an actual black friday horror movie. I wasn’t expecting a kill count episode on a movie like this one. Now I’ve got to watch it myself and see what I think of it, and also give it a scoring scale on how good or bad it is.

[@cmasterhart]

I love the ‘to the numbers’ bit here. It was nice to see the deadmeat crew like that. Congrats to the new hires!

[@EvanAdvent]

Love your shoutout to your whole crew. It was like a sitcom credits roll and they all deserve their time to shine.

[@Me-wx1mt]

2:15 this part killed me harder than… idk what the golden chainsaw is I haven’t watched the whole thing yet. Oh, James!

[@Me-wx1mt]

“And look what’s right on top 😏”

[@Morde228]

"Halfway to Hitler" james 2022 ngl that is the best line ive ever heard

[@kazukikage4582]

The dream joke hit me off guard. commendation to you james ^^

[@cassixxcrossxx]

Loved you showing the team! Thank you all for the content you give us, for free.

[@The_Ultimate_Agent]

James hasn’t changed one bit. Always doing great kill counts!

[@Natalia-bx2lw]

I live for James making Dream related jokes

[@Blacksocrates3k]

I loved seeing the crew...I remember some from a bunch of bits...and I'd like to thank the gang too!

[@BBMthemuffinman]

Loved James shouting out all the effort and talent involved into making this channel so awesome.

[@sillins0141]

'How many Black Friday shoppers will get bruised and bashed like a thanksgiving cranberry? Let's find out and get to the kills' is probably funniest yet darkest into yet

[@sillins0141]

I meant intro

[@kamenrangerzeo8251]

This is Evil Dead with Bruce Campbell returning as Ash in a more updated S-mart store fighting the Deadites again. I love it lets get to the kills. 20:20 James messing with Zoran 🤣.

[@dfailsthemost]

Man, I feel like writing or researching for Dead Meat would be a dope job. Like a tough but awesome job.

[@somerandomcassfan7289]

Researching would litterally just be watching the movie, and call out any references and throw in a few basic facts of the movie. Really it doesn't seem hard.

[@dfailsthemost]

@@somerandomcassfan7289 Seems like there would be work to find out behind the scenes info.

[@somerandomcassfan7289]

@@dfailsthemost Most movies have it as extras on DVD's.

[@BuickGrandNationalGNX]

as a retail worker, i feel like the lackadaisical and chill nature of the workers actually makes sense, we’re all dead inside and don’t react to anything because we’ve seen everything

[@justinebidulopoutchini9774]

Love the staff cameo and appreciation at the end ❤️❤️❤️ they deserve it

[@UtauFlowers]

Thank you so much for everything you do for us, James and the Dead Meat team!

[@M1T0K1D]

My family watched this the night before thanksgiving and I thought to myself “Is there a kill count to this” and today my wish came true

[@kingwinkz4194]

Love how he included the Dead Meat team into the video, y'all should do that more often.

[@ariadnefrolich7243]

"There will be no holiday bonus this year. Instead I'm giving you Chucky dolls." Can I come work for you?! That sounds awesome!

[@paulfabrycky7688]

Seeing a new dead meat video in my feed always makes me happy and excited. Genuinely. Much love to the entire team

[@ramseytheartist2002]

I see this as a personal birthday present to me from James! Keep up the good work, guys!

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

Happy Birthday to you 🥳🧟‍♂️

[@misha745]

Happy Birthday 🎂

[@Crackheadcentral2188]

Happy birthday and happy shopping… hehehehhe…

[@starlysucks]

happy birthday 🥳

[@ariadnefrolich7243]

Happy Birthday!

[@FiveTrenchcoats]

Aw, that was a very cute outro! Loved seeing more members of the team.

[@axelnilsson5124]

It’s the to-the-numbers gag the outro has James standing on the set thanking patrons and talking about what he’ll do for the week

[@CJTerry]

Being a writer for Dead Meat would be so fun

[@jadewilliams7265]

The dead meat crew is hilarious and amazing

[@johnkaos2046]

I am so happy this came out on time because doing this kill count today is hilarious

[@ceilinh6004]

Fun to put faces to the Dead Meat team. That was a great "To the numbers" bit.

[@maao290785]

9:13 I love this Batman reference so much, great script as always, James c:

[@envystar687]

Patrick Stump did the music for this movie?! That’s the second time my boy has been on the kill count. Damn.

[@Davethevisionary_Digimon]

It was a great video and it was genuinely cool getting to see the Dead Meat team.

[@sharonwest8776]

I think this was one of my favorite kill counts, the jokes just kept cominggg😂

[@NomeDeArte]

The best way of start the weekend, with an amazing kill count. Thanks for all the hard work you all put on the channel, best wishes from Argentina!

[@gooseincrocs]

20:03 love the professor in the background

[@teddydreampin]

omg im so happy emma is part of the team!!! i saw her talk at a panel recently, she's awesome

[@ParpleDuck]

These transitions are honestly one of the best parts of theses videos ( James himself is the best )

[@JHG_1]

Love the end showing the dead meat production team, great to see them all being appriciated

[@ells19]

The Dream reference really caught me off guard, didn't expect my two (very different) favourite genres of content to overlap

[@fnafmemes7178]

A horror movie by the name of “Black Friday”? Sounds fun! I absolutely love this channel because of the effort put into every count and the obscure, lesser known movies brought to light! This channel is the reason I discovered one of my favorite movie series (Final Destination) I’m and I’m very thankful for that. Hats off to you, James! 🌟

[@brandonadk2711]

Bro, I’m so hype for the bodies bodies bodies kill count. It was probably my favorite movie of the year.

[@SpookyHerself_]

Similar to the plot of Stephen King's Cell , it's a fantastic book . Basically radio vampire zombies that all go to stadiums and sing radio music .

[@CauseJaCan]

We appreciate you James and ur whole team

[@zixhy_773]

Gotta say A new kill count always get me excited in the morning

[@shadowlinkbds]

I shouldn't actually be surprised that they would be a horror/thriller movie about black friday. Though in all seriousness ik how rough Black Friday can actually be. For those who are shopping and have to work today in this hectic occasion be sure to stay safe out there.

[@pieboat]

Chris got that pallet stun at the beginning of the video and I just thought "We need that guy in DBD", what have I become?

[@fectonexus3619]

Cultured

[@KudonX]

Slightly saddened by the fact James missed that Devon Sawa’s character taking out that infected with the broken bottle was most likely a reference to Idle Hands

[@madysonrojas8628]

This movie was actually pretty good! Funny and scary two of my favorite genres

[@ryanbeatbox8274]

Love how in the intro james literally says its not funny or scary enough to fit them genres fully.

[@madysonrojas8628]

@@ryanbeatbox8274 that's James's opinion and this is my opinion

[@miketrapper0464]

@@ryanbeatbox8274 that is his opinion

[@adamtrout7711]

It isnt intended to be scary though. Horror? Sure. But it's not made to be scary, it was made for kids

[@dannydashtv9418]

I have been waiting for this since it came out, I was hoping for a podcast episode but then you announced this kill count

[@uzielyanez5975]

Happy Black Friday

[@wingdingdoes6687]

"Christmas is Christmas this year, lets get the fuck out of here" is amazing lyric writing 6:30 also i know its not your usual fare, but I'd recommend checking out Black Friday by Starkid! Or even The Guy Who Didnt Like Musicals! But good horror stores with some nice gore and GREAT songs!

[@Fives_2011]

10:40 very cool, that you remember the movie Evolution. Watched it as a kid and loved it. Didn‘t know what aggressive product placement was back then haha

[@edsanimationzombies9407]

May be the most creative movie ever made by the title name only Reason

[@MehNameBobbsy]

Woo! Finally got me in a christmassy mood! Thanks, James!

[@HAZARDorDMF]

Never in my life would I except Dead Meat to make Dream face reveal joke 💀

[@nicslayer8018]

Fr caught me off guard 💀💀

[@thalchandra]

Same, like ??? This was unexpected af

[@humlegard-gaming]

It was funny af though

[@TonyMontanaXx]

Literally the best content on KZbin and it’s not even close.

[@nandoproductions_]

This was filmed at an old Babies R Us in my town, me and my bois kinda snuck inside after filming and saw fake bloodstains and everything inside and got scared shitless