Dear Kev, I'm 28 and never been kissed but I have a kid. |

[@1Shawol416]

Kev will find absolutely ANY reason to do the Smeagol voice.

[@gracefulvirgo7448]

🤣🤣 he does and it kills me every time.

[@shawannabd]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@casandratappin6349]

He makes me want to vomit every time!

[@BoobooThaFooI]

Lawd please tell me what me what the smeaqol voice is

[@1Shawol416]

BooBoo TheFool 2:05

[@mz.phatbaldkat7839]

"You ain't learn how to kiss but you learned how to take P??" 🎶How did we get here🎶 I swear Kev's shenanigans is non-stop with his best worse advice. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dud512]

I mean taking P is better to us men than kissing. Id much rather a woman arch that back right than kissing me right

[@missymonroe7389]

Unbelievable!!! She’s never experienced true passionate love making. She’s just doing the horizontal polka without passion. Shame on it all.

[@landonprice5656]

Not even love making, no affection at all. Skipped steps.

[@DairangerSentai7]

The horizontal polka??? Lmaoo what?

[@karlwilliams8625]

People are dating strangers. If you would rather tell a comedian your problem than the person you lie naked with you're not mature enough to be dating.

[@brownhippiex496]

Karl Williams and yo behind needs to be in therapy too.

[@Erickwashere]

Facts

[@camborambo5546]

Karl Williams The bigger problem is “ she lie naked “ What’s that all about????

[@zackattack4651]

Devon Dené Drouillard FACTS

[@cancersilver9546]

“Sent from AOL, first off lets start there”😂😂😂 “Sucks to be you man...and you aint gettin no sucks” 💀💀💀

[@KxNG_RxME]

Kev: sell that butt for Rolls Royce prices (2 weeks later) Kev gets 50K via Patreon from same girl as a thank you 😂

[@janepriere]

"I would like to see it" *Mo'Nique voice*

[@najahz052583]

Too funny. It's hard time with Dat Rona you better sell that butt for Rolls Royce prices.

[@otgcheedo]

7:25 No one: Kev: "Don't sell unleaded butt to people who can pay premium prices" 😂

[@Dud512]

I got fuel rewards at Shell. Hopefully I can get Premium Butt at a discount

[@hjohnson6346]

@@Dud512 Bruhhhh 😩🤣🤣🤣

[@lenaharv]

These modern day folks is out here hunchin' so much... they never graduate to making love 🙄 sad.

[@ferreroreshell9476]

Ahh man...!

[@ajbrown3b]

Wow, I haven't heard anyone say the term "hunchin' " in years... decades even 😯 LOL

[@user-sh2nr2gd7y]

🤣🤣😂I just used that word yesterday 🤣🤣😂

[@joelsantiagosays]

Ever since I heard a friend’s Granny use the word “hunchin” I’ve loved and used it 🤣 Let’s be friends lol

[@OROgoldenpair1]

Glen CoCo Keep strong in your walk! No shame in it

[@elijahr0ck730]

IF YOU GON SELL BUTT SELL BUTT -Kevonstage 2020 corona wisdom

[@koolinwitk1789]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️

[@cha0tykharm0nye]

😂🤣😭 he not wrong though. P.s. hey kaneki 🤭

[@otgcheedo]

14:31 No one: Keg: "That coochie looking up at you like not again, him?! Omg" 😂

[@bigerthanmyself421]

That took me out

[@teesherese7849]

“Sell butt on retainer with a stipend!” Sir...😂😂😂😂

[@timgathright7188]

Melissa probably behind the camera about to have a heart attack listening to Kev give these people terrible advice. Lol.

[@PrincessAfrica3]

Right?!?

[@mionrugheart2340]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@invadingminds]

"If you're gonna sell BUTT, SELL BUTT!!!" words to live by 🤣

[@brownhippiex496]

Invading Minds lmao the real words to live by were “sell that butt to the highest bidder” 🤣🤣🤣 “can’t be selling it for used Honda prices”

[@Sovereign86]

25:12 The extended zoom in on the claps was PRICELESS!🤣🤣🤣

[@shortyzangelz]

......she got a kid and never kissed anyone? I am confusion...

[@Dud512]

Her stuff was so good he finished quick before kissing

[@terseandtiny1746]

I was messing around with a guy for years and never kissed him

[@lollian8518]

@@terseandtiny1746 why though? What was the issue

[@BoobooThaFooI]

The ability to become pregnant does not involve kissing

[@MissUofH]

I have a kid with someone I’ve never kissed

[@yfkcertifieddopeness]

Y’all know Goku has two kids and him and his wife never kissed. It’s all good.

[@eazyev3397]

yfkcertifieddopeness I thought the same thing

[@MegaShinobi2011]

If you've seen DBZA, you know Chichi just took what she wanted 😂. She probably just told him that was how married people spar

[@hey34]

@@MegaShinobi2011 you watched DB, those to on a cloud is how they got "engaged"! 😂

[@shyb7847]

Vegeta's face at the moment ☠☠☠

[@EverythingKash]

Goku 😢😢

[@LoveeTayyx3]

“You gotta pay my rent so I can house this butt.” I’m on the floor.

[@ddave7026]

😂😂😂🤣

[@Okay_naynay]

Awww, I hate that the whole gang can't hang out but I love that we still get content

[@ddave7026]

You know it's bad..when even the thugs in the hood ain't dappin up without sanitizing up

[@cmh7925]

Omg KEV how was Melissa able to keep her composure thru this episode???😂😂😂😂😂 especially the last email that one took all the way out! "Cheeks getting clapped! Clap yo hands and Praise the Lord!"😂😂😂😂😂 I'm literally in tears because of you KevOnStage!😂 too funny...

[@Ayepruh321]

HOW is the question!! He is SICK! 🤣🤣

[@tdhead79]

She most be used to all of his foolishness.

[@18missmm]

"😩U know he ain't got no job, right?! That's why he does this so well! 😣U know he ain't got no job!😫" 🤣😂😂🤣😂😭😭😭

[@delealgladney2423]

18missmm I was looking for this comment! Like - we’re not going to act like he didn’t say that! Those are FACTS tho!

[@FloeticEnigma]

So you just ‘gone cut up this whole episode huh? 😂😂😂😩😩😭😭😭😂😂😂 I love it

[@DiorpradaGucci]

Kev said “beat your meat and make beats swizz on the beats “ I’m 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂

[@melbuck194]

I didn't kiss til my 20's and it was easy. I felt the desire to kiss a guy and I just did it. Sis, just do it! lol

[@nca4794]

I did too, but I wasn't having sex. 🤔

[@melbuck194]

N Ca me either. Kissing definitely happened way before then. 😂

[@otgcheedo]

1:16 No one Kev: "You aint learn how to kiss but you learned how to take peen, howwwww did we get here" 😂

[@rianalafleur]

I'm honestly here trying to figure out how they actually got to the sex part with no kissing...

[@flyleelee5351]

Right, like how does she get ...nvm

[@angelique757]

Some people just don’t like kissing

[@EverythingKash]

@@angelique757 Mostly *Men* ✔

[@amilllion1]

some men just bend you over, so i've heard

[@Believerfearless]

Very possible

[@jasmineprice2645]

🎶Ooooooooh yaaa I’m getting my back blown out TONIGHT and I got a renter in the room to the RIGHT and I don’t care bow bow bow🎶😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@ranxstreet]

So we just gone slide past him calling his hand “handrea” alright cool

[@shawannabd]

🤣🤣

[@ddave7026]

🤔..yeah I see that

[@beauty2c978]

It's possible. Some people don't like kissing at all but love everything else

[@AllucB]

If she don’t like kissing that sex finna be trash

[@quiquikeys]

I am some people.

[@mightyroyalenergy]

I went through a time where I was traumatized by a listerine commercial about germs in the mouth. Ugh. I shutter to think of it.... Saliva control is a must... sloopy kiss will have me cringing... noooo 😭 So anyway ... i got over that and I kiss my current partner 🤣🤣🤣 every thing is good. But every now and then.. I do ponder on that commercial and shutter still 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EbonyRivers1]

Mighty-Royal Mystic 😂😂😂 “traumatized”

[@isispalmermommyTV]

I am some people too lol im not a kisser.

[@Cristina02ish]

That zoom though near the end lmfao I can’t deal with you Kevin! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I dk how anyone can stand there and not laugh when you’re recording this stuff. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Freakylynx21]

"SUE THAT MAN!!" maaan I fell out, I didn't see it coming...why you giving these people this advice!

[@K.YouTube2]

I was the opposite. I hesrd SUE THAT MAN in my head 2 seconds before he said it. I felt it in my spirit. 🤣

[@ktnixon81]

If you don’t feel like you can be vulnerable enough with your partner to even share that you don’t know how to kiss then move on. He ain’t the one if you can’t expose that simple thing so you don’t look like a “doofus” in front of your mate. Shoot all my husband sees is the doofus part of me!

[@toyadiinae9800]

Amen! My husband sees all the doof that I can muster

[@mirisparkleslikewhoa]

I'm a whole doofus, so this gives me hope to find someone who will appreciate this!

[@BijinMCMXC]

It’s her issue that she needs to resolve herself. It’s not on him. Don’t know what kind of guy he is but this is on her. This is what she does with all guys and she will continue to do it with all guys until she takes it upon herself to figure out why she’s like that and change it.

[@angel1202003]

@@BijinMCMXC ?

[@Roseyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

@25:16 *I’m literally choking on my oatmeal!!!!!!!!* 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ I laughed harder and harder the closer your face was!

[@dimplephacegirl]

Where is Josh? The mic sounds like the mic at Second Baptist during the Easter program.

[@IntuitivelyDriven]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@thecrunchyoreo7545]

You must've missed the first like two minutes of the video 😂

[@resa31802]

Look. Its Rona season.... 😂😂😂

[@NancyAh.]

This made me chuckle 😭😭

[@keystrom7166]

😂

[@worrells95]

That intense zoom in tho...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hamacus]

Thanks Kev! “Your couchie is Tyrese” just made me spit coffee all over my screen.

[@ellearedee1989]

Had to pause 10 seconds in and THANK YOU Kev. We all need your humor at this very moment. Stay safe. Love to the entire KOS family🙏🏾🥰

[@ktnixon81]

Y’all fired! That zoom in though with the hand claps and intense face. Nope. I can’t.

[@TrashtasticTVRecapswithNichiP]

One of your best episodes ever! I'm crying!!!! That clapping sequence had me so weak 😂😂😂😂😂

[@resa31802]

The advice for Ms. Trifflin' was spot on. "War and Peace" is another long book. Phew...

[@annmariegrant4037]

That's the first one I thought of. Ulysses is another one. Shoot, write a book while you're at it. Good lawd....

[@rugerrr8333]

Used Honda Accord Butt prices 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@toyadiinae9800]

This is the comment that I was looking for! #delivery

[@Dud512]

Making it hard for us who ain't even got that type of money

[@LamarKing215]

I didn’t even know AOL was still around

[@indiald3373]

Backup to my backup email.

[@ddave7026]

I still write a friend at SBCglobel.net email

[@shimmy2708]

David H Is sbcglobal.net old? Asking for a friend. 👀

[@ddave7026]

@@shimmy2708 well, yeah. But now since the merge with ATT. I think it's more like a back up?🤔

[@SilouanWright]

The answer to this is super simple. Tons of women do not know how to kiss at all. But "effort" is attractive. Just walk up to him and kiss him. Tons of us were bad on our first kiss, but funny enough, those moments are the more memorable, even though we've had plenty of better kisses "on paper" once we got better. You're overthinking this. Lips feel good, and having someone kiss you, even if they're bad at it, is mentally a good feeling. It's like when your family gives you a kiss on the cheek. It's a caring gesture. It's not just necessarily the feeling, it's the care and intention that goes into someone kissing you on the cheek. Now just imagine kissing on the lips being the more intimate version of that. There's literally no way to mess this up. Press your lips against his, and then move your lips away. Everything else can be learned later.

[@melbuck194]

I believe you when you sue after an accident, you're suing the insurance of the people. I did that after my accident. My bf was driving and I had to get medical attention and rehab. The lawyer went after the insurance and I got what I needed covered and a little extra left.

[@Divinelyty]

This quarantine has made Kev funnier I was literally LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!

[@yannas8804]

Did this man just bust out a John P Kee remix for cheeks being clapped 😂😂😂!!

[@travisharris5337]

How is that even possible? Kissing is great

[@asibelle422]

Facts!!! lol if you're a bad kisser I assume you're bad at everything else 😂

[@EverythingKash]

🤔🤔

[@wmcroy3306]

@@asibelle422 Pretty much I ain't the MF for ya females lol

[@travisharris5337]

@@asibelle422exactly

[@deasyastarr]

I would say that this is the effects of being quarantined for too long but Kev has been like this 😂😂😂 Edit: Nevermind, as I kept watching, I think the quarantine might have gotten to him just a little👌🏽🥺😂😂😂

[@RinaDeLaGhetto]

“Beat that meat until submission” LMAOOO KEV😩😂😭

[@bryansl0587]

Only read the title and I was like...huh?? That thumbnail is how I felt reading that. You should only be able to accomplish something like that with artificial insemination or adoption yo

[@flyleelee5351]

Nearly 30 mins???? Oooohhh, yeeeaaahhhh *in my KevOnStage voice*

[@amndsy]

the “Love is blind” reference was too much lool gigi and damian were toxic as hell

[@shelleys1872]

amanda right?! And they are still together! Crazy

[@christinaudodi571]

It’s Gigi Telenovela ass 😏 she was funny as hell. I died when she told him I lost my butterflies 🤣🤣

[@CeCeluvsyewww12]

Christina Udodi Lmaooo I was like what in the 3rd grade love??? 😂😂🥴

[@ayeshasmith7464]

OMG, kev.....this is hilarious especially the close up claps.

[@Denise-ob8dk]

My first kiss was at age 17 and back then folks made it seem like that was late.

[@Zswcde]

It sounds like that wife doesn’t wanna have sex because he isn’t investing in the relationship. Been there, done that. Could not connect with my spouse until he made an effort like in the beginning.

[@Bombshell823]

She’s the only other person besides my 87 year old Aunt who are keeping AOL afloat 😭😂

[@jeannettanicole11]

I still got my aol and Yahoo and gmail

[@lilbabygirl2021]

I still use AOL

[@VontLeak]

“Yo coochie is Tyrese” 😂😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@denz310]

12:38 when Kev realize he was about to flick us off, lol

[@ameerahcrayton4055]

Ahhhhhh I’m screaming 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀🤦🏽‍♀️. That last one took me out Lort!

[@TheChocolateDrop2]

Who the hell is this no kissing person? Goku?😂 And since she married, did the groom just kiss her cheek?🤔

[@eg6gsr]

haha literally came to the comment section looking for a drangon ball super reference

[@aspirehigher6368]

Nah she's not married it said long term relationships sooo yeah kissing's the one thing saved for the wedding day 😩😭

[@Dud512]

She be eating garlic to mask the fact she can't kiss

[@anonymouse692]

"Cheeks getting clapped in the quarantine" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MariaLaNieceMakeup]

Bruuuuuuuuuh that last letter had me in tears!!!!

[@jocelynmcelroy3034]

The entire video got me in stitches, especially the clapping part at the end🤣

[@micahhill9006]

23 and haven't had my first kiss. I also have an aol email...

[@brownhippiex496]

Micah Hill do you have a child ?

[@NatashaVincent]

@@brownhippiex496 😂😂😂

[@chocdelight2006]

How are you 23 with AOL? I am confusion. That shouldn't have been a choice for a internet browser.

[@sharonda6335]

That's why you haven't been kissed yet, people have to slide in your DM's through snail mail😄

[@ShidaRose]

When you started making the noises Kev 😂😂 I’m at work bro, chill ! Then the clapping 🤣🤣

[@krystenc]

😂 That was a seamless transition into the purple mattress ad

[@DazzlingDesignsByDenise]

These DearKev videos take me out every time 😂 #BestWorstAdviceEver

[@lanasmith6050]

Kev you are a clown 😂😂. "Clap your hands" took me smooth out

[@nellinblue33]

🤣🤣🤣 leave John P Kee out of this 🤣🤣🤣

[@niquedrea4841]

Based on voice changes, facial expressions and other context clues I try and guess when Kev is gonna say, "whatcha talkin," "BUTT BUTT," and "because you don't have a purple mattress..."

[@toyadiinae9800]

And I'll also add, "hmmm?! Ya hear/feel me?"

[@Proverb3721]

I dont need this type of foolishness i died no music clap ya hands

[@GastonsWorld]

Let's keep it 100 Kev. Ain't no millionaires and billionaires out here slanging good peen. That's a fact Jack

[@sashaprayslay196]

Gaston Bouquette And you probably right.😂

[@user-sh2nr2gd7y]

Omgoshhh the 🎶🎶CLAP YOUR HANDS🎶🎶 ______🗣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jasminebaresitall]

I love how Kev cleaned the glasses while saying he don't be using them 😂 #keepitclean

[@tdhead79]

The third question had Kev giving some semi serious advice. She need to put some ice on that thing.

[@flyleelee5351]

For the question around 16:00, there's always divorce! 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

[@demariomasseyfbt3116]

True after awhile you just had a ENOUGH.

[@marquisecalhoun4721]

The segway to the commercials are hilarious!

[@ashleyzviitei]

Liss is on sound...please get your man with that last 3mins of hand slapping.

[@ftacrossfade1658]

No bullshit this is the best no filter comedy EVER. Thank you for your church influenced humor

[@kellzbroadway]

Omg I was hollering this whole video. Thank you so much for making me laugh so hard. I wish there were more of these.

[@jodyjojo1381]

This man almost made me die at that renter's question. I almost choked on my eggs bro

[@funnyfoxbird]

Kev ain’t NEVER on key. NEVERRRRR. He just be straight up making up melodies. “Hoooooooow did we get here?”

[@GodsMusician9784]

After this episode, I propose that all listeners join in prayer for @mrskevonstage 😂 Kev is WYLIN!! 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@LaysiaPrincess]

The advice to the last 2 people were real and ON POINT lol

[@noelleleslie6956]

“Switz Beats on that meatz”- KevOnStage 2020

[@kyleburnette1872]

Zoom in on each clap at the end completely shut me down!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@oceanathemermaid7368]

Saw you in the Lou. You actually gave ole girl good advice. 😂. Reading is fundamental... the more you know 🌈

[@belle_so_so990]

“Beat that meat to submission” - Kevin Fredricks, 2020 A damn mess 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CHOZEN3]

"Cheeks getting Clapped in the quarintine" 😂😂😂😂 FACTS

[@tosha0508]

Great job Melissa for convincing Kev he is the only one youve kissed

[@WilliamsTanisha]

This is my favorite and sometimes I wonder what that says for me. I literally miss this on the live so I can watch it first impression on Friday. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@darilyntyrese5935]

Tanisha Craig - It’s my favorite show too!! A close second is RighteousxRatchet!

[@Adon_ye]

I appreciate that you always wear glasses to read so I can skip the ads

[@ladyquay]

“Sell extravagant butt” 😂😂😂😂

[@SweetTeaDarling]

🤣😂🤦🏾‍♀️ wow!!!! I canNOT on today 🤣🤣😂😂💀.

[@brittanyl6348]

This is off the chain! I hope these people are getting regular checkups.

[@QUADacityLyfe]

Lmbo. Swizzbeats on it. Im going to listen again. Too funny

[@erratictv1286]

That clap and face zoom..... priceless!!!!!!!!

[@msfiesty88]

Omg, the segue from "beat your meat" to the sheets ad...😂😂😂...I'm done...dead🤣🤣💀💀

[@cherylketter5314]

Not the renter in the room tonight too damn funny

[@journeyofsteps9016]

A full grown bebe?! 🤣💀

[@Idontentertainfoolishness]

Kev showed out for Lis!😭😭😭