Meta VS Carolina (Red VS Blue) | DEATH BATTLE!

[@Le_Fenix]

“Wow, those are the dumbest names I’ve ever heard” “Franklin. Delano. Donut” “And I retract my previous statement”

[@Terlinilia]

Ah yes, my favorite president, Franklin Delano Donut

[@Terlinilia]

@Daniel Wilson AqA

[@Dragonsector2105]

@@Terlinilia and his father Theodore Donut

[@djmccarthy4859]

Obviously carolina's motivation to win was not watching another action movie with epsilon

[@anuragneelam8527]

Obviously

[@dr.bright6272]

Aw c'mon they're hilarious. Everyone speaks in one liners and the plots nonexistent.

[@oblivion715]

@@dr.bright6272 It's like the characters exist just to punch each other.

[@risevr.]

Lol

[@5spec]

@@oblivion715 that kind of sounds like a certain web show we all watch..

[@Twisted_Latteral]

That's... Actually a good idea, we should put the Meta against the Predator.

[@steffenhayes1967]

Conner Gamber depends which predator but id pay to see that

[@whatthehail1161]

Maine has to win that

[@steffenhayes1967]

Jessy Hart if it’s the first predator I think Maine might get a hard challenge

[@mickeybrisngr178]

I"ll grab the popcorn

[@barrylyndon5552]

Meta. With Time Distortion its no contest without it he can still take jeeps ramming him easily and rocket fire to the face without a scratch.

[@MakoSharkSquid]

Sarge: you're like the son I never wanted. Boomstick: youre like the dad I never had that left for the military. Sarge: aight imma head out.

[@ScorpionStrike7]

Boomstick: “What a nice guy.”

[@lilphantom7830]

Sarge must secretly be Boomstick father

[@BlackWolf41529]

@Matthew W Jr. Hasch Doesn’t look like a prequel from the looks of the trailer. Then again I might be reading it wrong.

[@starscreamsniper926]

Sarge must be Boomstick's dad. I can't think of any reason why he ain't.

[@skitter7615]

@@starscreamsniper926 its canon now

[@leoryff979]

That Sarge and Boomstick gag... That makes *WAY* too much sense. Actually, having Wiz and Boomstick be a part of the RvB verse altogether makes *WWWAAAYYY* too much sense.

[@bashamd96]

This whole episode makes a bit to much sense when you think about it

[@BlackOmegaEnt]

I may be wrong but im pretty sure Sarge and Boomstick are voiced by the same guy.

[@SirSicCrusader]

nope, the guy who voices sarge is waaaaay older haha

[@ExyleCage]

+Black Omega Ent You're way wrong.

[@vilosey2013]

It dose make a lot of sense.

[@thomasthecoolkid7228]

I love how Wiz and Boomstick are depicted as actual RvB characters.

[@castblast4063]

I lost it when that happened XD

[@Egonsraad]

hype hype hype seriously HYPE

[@andrewabbey3669]

MY HEADCANON HAS BEEN REALIZED!

[@paxtonstewart8042]

agreed, also I saw some similarities between boomstick and sarge, but FATHER AND SON, that i did not see coming, i hope they do more cross overs like that like SARGE VS TUCKER

[@mitchellnelson760]

Yeah after they had them in the RvB universe in this episode I realized that they were already there! XD

[@regentlouis3678]

17:01 The fact everyone literally just instantly looks at Boomstick, as if to say "Uhhh... I think that 'is' your Dad."

[@pablotomasllodra4423]

I think even Caboose understood that...

[@yankee1147]

I mean they all knew but its more of they are staying silent to hint to boomstick that it might be his dad. But broomstick is boomstick and he didn't catch on

[@lelandholmquist2467]

yes exactly thank you

[@unusanusshalllive457]

Ya I was like fu** that his dad COOL I can see it

[@MiracleX19]

Is this canon?

[@chinococoa6743]

"Hey, where did you get all of that footage?" Now that's... 'meta'.

[@skykid863]

Listen here you little shi-!

[@BrattyRuby687]

God dammit

[@jasemalvis2140]

Sarge is Boomsticks dad. I need to re-watch RvB with this in mind.

[@moniker1102]

+Carnage true and good point

[@CKnightZero]

It also explains Boomstick's instant hatred of Griff.

[@jasemalvis2140]

CKnightZero XD oh yeah there's that too

[@chrisstafford3294]

Now we just need a compilation of Boomstick spouting one liners edited into RvB episodes

[@TheCitedAviator]

His (sorta) hate for his partner - a blue

[@toryunaminosaki1022]

Sarge is Boomstick's dad...now everything makes sense xp

[@awesomegaming2115]

Ikr

[@awildzubat8221]

Nothing to see here remember, don't mention it... He doesn't need to know!

[@Sonicmaster54]

Needs to be freaking canon

[@toryunaminosaki1022]

Sonicmaster54 don't you mean 'cannon'? ^_~

[@CorbennRDM]

+Toryu Naminosaki no, no he doesn't

[@zacharymartinez6619]

Caboose-"He was a ghost the whole time "...few seconds later..."Like Bruce Willis"

[@alistairprado6743]

So are we gonna forget that sarge is actually boomstick's dad, maybe

[@gavinreed6113]

this comment needs more likes

[@Knightwolf1875]

Never!

[@koolboi6610]

But he said his dad was a zombie pirate.

[@MasterHall117]

@@koolboi6610 His step dad is

[@nintendogeek799]

It officially just got confirmed

[@jeice-sonocteer1199]

"I think you're forgetting that Command's 'best' is just a step up from 'incompetent'." "They sent us Donut." "I rest my case." A few seconds later........ "Wow, those are the dumbest names I've ever heard." "Franklin. Delano. Donut." "Aaand I retract my previous statement." You see, this is why I love Death Battle by ScrewAttack and RvB

[@BranJohn98]

Samus

[@lancethedecayedguardian2719]

It's Samus' screwattack, the symbol is even the same one from the metroid series

[@Evbot1337]

BranJohn98 it’s uh samus if you couldn’t tell

[@mutanttepig4759]

From the screw attack in the Metroid games.

[@liamdalemon1525]

may I remind you that Donut killed THE BEST FREELANCER!!!

[@siegesquirrel42]

Huh. So Boomstick is Sarge's son? Well now THERE is a plot twist. Also, has Yang been giving Boomstick pun lessons?

[@amosdeguzman9980]

SiegeSquirrel 42 Nah, Boomstick has always been a punny guy.

[@captainbirch9835]

We never found out who boomsticks mom is......... SARGE X YANG

[@haloelite439]

@@captainbirch9835 she would've been like five. Or a fetus.

[@captainbirch9835]

@@haloelite439 that depends on when rwby takes place relative to red Vs blue

[@wargegeson8063]

Actually Yang got the jokes from her dad, so that means boomstick went to beacon the same time Tai( Yang’s father)

[@Sunrie]

"Apparently being creative makes you f*cking evil." **looks at Hollywood elite and big tech** Checks out

[@ArvelDreth]

Implying that Hollywood types are creative

[@i_like_nerf_memes]

@@ArvelDreth That’s cold true but cold

[@chinococoa6743]

Wait...don't we complain about lack of creativity a lot? Doesn't that make us not evil?

[@i_like_nerf_memes]

@@chinococoa6743 no boomstick is saying that having creativity makes you evil

[@naijaplayer]

@@ArvelDreth Who are the ppl who make good creative movies? Are they only independent studies outside of Hollywood?

[@cobysterner6876]

Can we all just admit that Death Battle and RvB is the best crossover ever?

[@warsown4935]

It was so good they’re making a second one

[@cosmic_martin6584]

@@warsown4935 y e p

[@LucyWest370]

Then, today happened!

[@dhararry7929]

Don't rooster teeth animate all their battles? It makes sense.

[@MiracleX19]

So is all this canon now and Sarge is Boomstick’s missing dad?

[@troperhghar9898]

Boom stick sure loves trying to kill grif ... Like father like son

[@carolpike1792]

Troper H'ghar lol

[@coachlombardi9657]

Troper H'ghar Like what Boomstick said, "It just feels right."

[@bobleonheart9600]

"A grappling hook that works in outer space." Erm... a grappling hook then. It's a hook guys they work in space.

[@Macndcheese]

No grappling hooks don't work in space

[@poketdoom]

Grappling hooks need air to tracel there though if you’re a free lancer you could just throw the grappling hook

[@bobleonheart9600]

​@@poketdoom no they don't. They need to be propelled by some sort of force of course but there's no requirement for air. Obviously you are going to have to deal with the fact that application of that force will be returned pushing you away from the grapple as it is pushed from you but you just need to make sure your tether that it's connected to is long enugh to account for that. Another thing you need to keep in mind is that there is no gravity to assist in getting the grapple itself to actually loop around the thing you are grappling to but this could also be accomplished by simply applying a pulling motion once it has gone past the target your trying to grapple to. Or you could aim to puncture the target with the grapple meaning that you don't need to calculate the direction of force required to wrap the grapple around the target.

[@LucyWest370]

@@bobleonheart9600 tldr if you shoot a grappling hook with enough force than the grappling hook acts like a normal grappling hook.

[@isaiahdeleon2508]

I’m here because Red vs Blue is literally the next fight. Finally, we can put this question to rest. Rooting for blue.

[@brandonwilliams6221]

Well yeah. The blues have consistently had better fighters. And every single special operative character they’ve run into has either joined or sided with them. Can’t possibly see the red’s winning.

[@bluesythe2393]

Well u bet right

[@ht82smash42]

Anyone who didn't bet on the Blues was playing favorites.

[@UltimateXenoZ]

Dude I always vote for blue because blue is my favorite color

[@colonel1003]

dirty blues

[@davidmilton5473]

Bro this is a criminally underrated episode. The interaction between Simons griff caboose wiz and boomstick are hilarious,the animation gives off the same vibe as hulk vs doomsday with all the rubble flying around,the track is incredible, and it hits a level of nostalgia that almost no episode does.

[@justxander1656]

This and the mega man battle royal are criminally underated

[@Greyedin]

@@justxander1656agreed the mega man battle Royale does slap

[@filthyfergus923]

"meta vs Carolina Dawn of Awesome" Still Better Than Batman vs Superman

[@mickeybrisngr178]

what about Goku vs Superman?

[@mickeybrisngr178]

and they made a SEQUEL!

[@wintercookies5736]

@@mickeybrisngr178 Lol Goku vs Superman is a joke.

[@EE-sr4fw]

Carolnia cheeted😡

[@mickeybrisngr178]

@@EE-sr4fw Oh how? Carolina and church are family. Family sticks together

[@freddyfaz8875]

Ok, can we *ALL* agree that Caboose is the best character in Red Vs Blue?

[@ArkhanTheMack]

Honestly, I kind of grew bored of him after like season 6-ish. He's still fun, but definitively not the best. I also prefered him in earlier seasons (1&2) where he was just kind of dimwitted and not a full on moron. York is the best.

[@briannaleduc6315]

No church because 8:18

[@briannaleduc6315]

Church because he has a great personality and deep down he is broken and sacrificed himself for his friends on multiple occasions if you ask me he is a true hero whether he be called Chuch the alpha or epsilon.

[@blakemamba2067]

I gotta say no, he’s as good as any other character that’s essentially a walking meme, and I do enjoy it, but he lacks a lot of the depth, relatability, and badassery of other characters, prime example being Felix, who I thought was a fantastic villain from start to finish

[@wyattdempstrr7486]

Yes I believe caboose has gotten a bit boring over the years although I believe that goes to Sheila or caboose, maybe tucker?

[@sebtheperson7500]

So what I got from this: 1. Carolina is an absolute badass. 2. Sarge is Boomsticks Father

[@newsandstuff1225]

Remember when RvB used to be reds and blues occasionally interacting then season 3 happened

[@playerstation5624]

Good times

[@landrylongacre6391]

It’s what happens when you introduce new things to your story, like a doctor who gets an evil split personality and tries to end the world.

[@rileycox1895]

Yeah me neither

[@NoahBuie]

DEATH BATTLE: WIZ VS BOOMSTICK

[@KitKatHexe]

yes

[@williamedward1666]

They said that would be the series finale.

[@NoahBuie]

+William Edward did they really

[@crackhead898]

Noah Buie That would be stupider than your bowl cut.

[@NoahBuie]

+bob dingle i love my hair, and so do girls, so i really don't care about your opinion

[@Drakatha1337]

I don't know what to tell the people who're complaining about the outcome. Screwattack was working *with* RoosterTeeth on this. The writers of the show had direct input. This is just how it would happen.

[@clayxros576]

Drakatha1337 It is the only Death Battle that is Canon

[@Schwartzwindhero123]

ClayXros actually it's non- canon, but it is how things would've gone down if Meta and his AI fragments had survived until Carolina got Epsilon

[@atypicallark9617]

Drakatha1337 you are right and it happend TWICE

[@agentmaine9k464]

Meta should've won that fight and he can beat Carolina, his use of equipment and strength and durability beats Carolina's speed and skills in martial arts plus Carolina isn't that durable she could barely deal with Felix stabbing her in the leg, let alone deal with Meta slicing her chest twice

[@VinylScratchGaming09]

Screwattack is a part of RT. RT owns Screwattack, you could say, and that might have been a slight in factor in the fight between Yang from RWBY and that other girl, but I still think Yang would have won regardless of company affiliations

[@springdude1165]

Probably one of the best episodes yet, there's even a story, kind of.

[@vladimirauditore220]

Whats the story ? Can i get a link pleaaaaase so i can understand FULLY ? please and thank you stay safe !!!!

[@LucyWest370]

@@vladimirauditore220 the story is that boomstick is sarge’s secret son, which has been illuded too in both shows. It’s not a super in depth story.

[@jonathanpete7433]

2016: Meta vs Carolina 2020: Red vs Blue

[@nextin_dabuilding2908]

Blue team won both

[@LucyWest370]

@@nextin_dabuilding2908 technically none of the freelancers are blues, but they have to help the blue team so the alpha doesn’t die. /epsilon doesn’t die.

[@sasir2013]

2024:mother of invention vs pillar of autumn

[@charperalta9489]

@@nextin_dabuilding2908 actually caboose and lopez won

[@sangkim6556]

@@LucyWest370 when you realize Tex is a freelancer and a part of the blue team

[@Blueeyesthewarrior]

"Carolina's biggest rival for her father's attention was her mother." Talk about an Electra Complex, geez.

[@captainmichaelj.caboose1777]

And this is how I got into Red Vs Blue

[@wingedbluj1674]

Captain Michael J. Caboose you and me, Caboose... And don't drive a tank.

[@captainmichaelj.caboose1777]

Winged BluJ Yeah I’m still confused about, why there are six pedals if there are only four directions

[@Cardboard_circle]

Captain Michael J. Caboose I have a riddle

[@Cardboard_circle]

Imagine 3 popsicle sticks..... Can you make 4 without breaking any?

[@captainmichaelj.caboose1777]

falcon striker I don’t get it

[@epicman4516]

Does this video make anyone want to go back and rewatch the whole series again for like the millionth time? Also best death battle fight ever (in my opinion)

[@nil981]

To me anything past season 17 was unwatchable. Rvb zero is utter trash and rooster teeth should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves. Though realistically I dont think rvb should continue as a series. They ended it quite well with season 17 and that's the end of the series.

[@gold4963]

2:33. It’s our job… 3:34. Testing the Grifshot. 5:10. Demonstrating the bubble shield. 6:51. How have you been getting this footage? 7:35. Demonstrating the battle rifle. 9:17. The director is Carolina’s father. 14:43. Reds and Blue’s reaction. 16:10. Sarge and Boomstick.

[@deathsreaper6982]

This is one of my favorites. Who would have guessed sarge is boomstix's dad? Love how they actually were able to work with the crew behind red vs blue

[@wazzu4488]

well they are both RoosterTeeth Shows, so

[@tyrtex5108]

The greatest. Ever. Of all time.

[@MasterHall117]

Jofish I had my suspects when watching RvB fist then death battle... who else would name their child after a shotgun?

[@Spider-Man-257]

So who agrees we all wanted Carolina to win right?

[@keenanrobinson7239]

HOLY HELL!!! Boomstick is Sarge's SON!!!?

[@Frajh]

i knew it

[@joelackers5104]

You can tell by the voices, why would two people have voices likes that unless they were related

[@Bladez10]

Also who else would name their son Boomstick.

[@prylosecorsomething3194]

that was the best plot twist in the history of the internet

[@doriansookochoff9768]

I am entirely blown away as well. It makes so much sense!

[@courier_06]

There is no way anyone could beat Meta with all the armor enhancements and AI in a 1v1, except Caboose of course

[@vandacarneiro980]

😢😮😅

[@BadenPra]

Bro Carolina has pretty much the same tech as meta, she would run out of power just as fast if not faster

[@AnonTDegenerate]

@@BadenPra Nah. Time distortion devours power like anything. Active camo is more intensive than adaptive too. Besides. 6 AI? Epsilon is far more in tune, more helpful and less draining. If anything Espilon improves Carolina, especially with their team work and trust. Whereas the Meta has no free will really, and it isn't even fully human as it still lacks the necesary AI. I give you this though. With that time distortion unit? He could win. If he doesn't kill her there though. He basically loses as she has power and he doesn't. So 1 wincon for him. In terms of combat, Carolina (she bested maine by miles so durability and strength won't matter) In terms of AI, also Carolina. Basically apart from the one 1 wincon. The Meta really falls short.

[@Bnguyenjk]

Who came here after the new red vs blue death battle?

[@Knightwolf1875]

I did. 😁

[@yayayoshi1028]

That was 2 months ago? It felt like 2 weeks ago

[@MiracleX19]

Me

[@tkturner1]

Nice guest appearance from Boomstick's long lost dad. lol

[@tkturner1]

TKHulk (ToonamiKusagari) I know, I was making a joke.

[@Torque_XVII]

the meta-humor is real

[@hikara1234]

you, you make me cringe

[@tkturner1]

Hikashi What's your problem?

[@hikara1234]

not you, torque

[@theoneand0y]

when you find your son (that you never wanted) accidentally and he says exactly what you did (went away to join the military), just walk away XD

[@Stormfalcon2018]

DO DO DO DODODO

[@oopiee9826]

LegitPrks YT XD

[@buddy1562]

dooo dododo do doooo doooo lol

[@jeice-sonocteer1199]

Dat da d a dadada da, daadadad dat dat da.........

[@e4ehco21]

Well that was META... I'll let myself out

[@vector-.-8761]

“Okay, seriously. WTF” best one liner

[@RemnantElementor]

I know

[@unusanusshalllive457]

Ya

[@Spider-Man-257]

14:00 is the part I'm guessing.

[@jakeoliciousgaming7020]

I cracked up so hard at this part

[@engarden5646]

“Who would win in a fight if that’s not the most popular question then I don’t know what is” I do. It is obviously “do you ever wonder why we’re here?”

[@rasmuskvthomsen4133]

Jamesboy around project freelancer, not rvb

[@justanowl8225]

Jamesboy just to suffer

[@coachlombardi9657]

Jamesboy It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it?

[@jonahdavis8850]

@@rasmuskvthomsen4133 Nice job, Sherlock, you've done it again.

[@asandysoldier3164]

Jamesboy vic: “and its not you ever wonder why were here, god knows we’ve driven that joke into the ground.

[@ragingraider889]

Genji(overwatch) vs. zer0 (borderlands 2)

[@idrinkbbq5927]

yus

[@viste_]

YUUSSSSS

[@ScrewupExtraordinaire]

That would be awesome.

[@haunted5744]

YES PLEASE THAT'D BE AWESOME

[@olabajulaiye9880]

With specter for bo3

[@ncleasure94]

Still a better Spartan on Spartan fight scene than Halo 5.

[@youtubesucks3811]

Lol Church 😂 “okay, if we survive you can totally pick the movie” Edit: oh thank you! I was really hoping her and Church would win.

[@libbyandtai]

Did boomstick just meet his dad?

[@jonshafer9671]

Yes, yes he did.

[@conficturaincarnatus1034]

No, he's just a nice guy.

[@deadeye5350]

yes he did but he was probably drunk so he may forget

[@Doc_of_derp]

Illuminati confirmed

[@griffinmcculloch7754]

+TKHulk (ToonamiKusagari) you also forgot to mention his 13th and final stepdad was a T800 who taught him the one handed lever-action shotgun twirl (top 10 Boomsticks video) and that he got a doctorate in Poultry Sciece, with a specialization in the deep fryer XD

[@derekmorales2476]

It's funny seeing all the ScrewAttack fans wondering what this show is.

[@ShaneFullerYT]

lol I'm one of them

[@AdrianTepes21]

Is it really a lot of them I assumed everyone and their mother knew about. now that fact that no one knows who the characters are because no one watches it is something I would believe.

[@colefoote5504]

+AdrianTepes21 Whatches what? Red VS Blue from roosterteeth? that series is amazing

[@AdrianTepes21]

+Cole Foote yeah everyone I know and everyone they know know about the the show but none of us ever watched it. They had the 1st season on Netflix (not sure if it's still there). I tried watching it i could not get in to it at all.

[@colefoote5504]

+AdrianTepes21 it got much better once the animation style changed

[@davidross5640]

wait a minute, screw attack is run by command... This, changes, everything!!!!

[@aaronrachiele5521]

Wait, Doesn't this mean that RT *IS* Command?

[@vacantchris8174]

ME: Sarge, U R Da FATHER Sarge:NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@katherineklein1186]

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

[@JurassicLion2049]

Boomstick needs to show up in RvB.

[@coachlombardi9657]

Jurassic Lion And Wiz.

[@ThatManiacbucket]

Coach Lombardi no, boomstick.

[@coachlombardi9657]

Australian Bucket But you can't have Boomstick without a little Wiz. Pun intended. 😁😁😁😁

[@shadowwarrior2772]

I'd agree. Though, then there would be two...

[@unoriginalguy5508]

YES YES!! FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME! AND WIZ TOO!!!

[@cchasefoxx]

Why is NOBODY talking about how they just confirmed that Sarge is Boomstick's father?!

[@farmerproductions9869]

They are

[@dementedorange5389]

I was just watching that part and I was just thinking that

[@lastgengamers1137]

def the best part of the episode. I wouldnt be surprised if Chads character wasn't inspired by Sarge. Cause you know Sarge is great role-model to look up to.

[@jamiepietila3847]

okay I'm sill werid out that sarge Is broomstick father what the hell right guys

[@jkmiah33]

+FarmerProductions the day I first heard sarge. I just know he and boomstick shared a connection beyond gun powder

[@fire_drifteraudionovellas3105]

"Church...?" "Yeah?" "...No action movies." 🤣

[@katherineklein1186]

Church:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@chastethompson1086]

Didn't it take days for the healing unit to fix a single flesh wound that missed any major arteries? And wouldn't Church have shorted out from using everything at once, and been unable to run the healing unit in the first place, so Carolina should have been a pool of meat-flavored cool-aid in her suit when she hit that wall at Mach Jesus? And didn't the meta they're using fix the suit's power issue at the windmill? And it only became a problem again after the AI fragments got wiped in the EMP? Except they obviously aren't wiped in the fight, because they're right there, so the power issue should still be fixed? And isn't the Meta dominated almost entirely by Sigma and his quest for perfection, like the counselor said when he was talking about the Meta with Locus, so it isn't really a cacophony of voices, so much as a chorus in agreement? And didn't Maine (and pretty much all of the AI's) follow Sigma without question or doubt, because of all the brainwashing, so there wouldn't be any disagreement or delay, like there would be when someone who can actually think for themselves receives instruction from something 200 times faster than them regardless of how much trust is there? And didn't the AI fragments get weaker each iteration (You know, the whole reason Carolina wanted both Eta and Iota, which are a part of the Meta now) so each of the Meta's component fragments would be stronger than Epsilon individually, without even taking into account the possibility for teamwork or parallel processing? Or you know, how Alpha beat pretty much every other fragment with just a little help (even if it did take him out too). You know, the whole reason season 13 ended the way it did, Epsilon not being good enough to run everything, even for very small amounts of time, so he was gonna make a bunch of new fragments to run the suit and save his friends? And speaking of teamwork and parallel processing, remember how Epsilon basically recreated the Meta with imaginary friends because of the advantages of having multiple fragments working together? Except Meta has/is the real deal? And didn't post-Meta Maine, without any of the Ai fragments or gear beat a Tex clone. You know, Tex, who was better at martial arts than Carolina and beat her repeatedly. So Carolina being "good at martial arts" would mean nothing? And this was after he basically stood on top of a minefield while everything detonated at once? Especially when Carolina's up against the Meta, with all of the AI and gear, and not just the crazy shell of Maine like the Tex clone was? And wouldn't Sigma try and psyche her out, like he did with pretty much every other entity he talked to before becoming the Meta? You know, like what basically any enemy that ever hurt Carolina did? "You aren't as good as Tex/me(if Tex is the one talking)." 'Ragh, angy' *whack* . "Remember how you killed all of my friends" 'Oh I remember you now Sharkboy, am big sad' *bang* or *flame-whoosh* or *stab* . All it would take would be for sigma to say "remember how all your friends are dead" or "remember the last couple of AI fragments we took from you, wanna say Hi to them?" and Carolina would wig out. And Church talking to Meta only worked as a distraction the first time because that Church was THE Alpha. Meta stopped because he was basically talking to his god. Carolina's Church is just Epsilon, he would have just cracked her head open and eaten her implant like a potato chip, and listened to what Epsilon had to say when he was part of the Meta. Don't get me wrong, Carolina and Epsilon could wipe the floor with just about any version of Maine. But she isn't supposed to be fighting Maine, she's supposed to be fighting the Meta. Being able to beat Maine is like being able to beat Billy Batson (Admittedly if Billy Batson was a mute that did all the steroids). It doesn't mean you can beat him when he's actually got his powers, it doesn't mean you can beat Shazam. Without the powers of like six guys, Billy Batson is just an orphan, but with them, Shazam can make Superman sweat. If you just totally ignore like half of his advantages, you're dealing with little orphan Maine, not the beast that is the Meta.

[@xtheR3aperx]

Yeah, plus the show is called death battle, not "what would happen if they actually fought in red vs blue". If they were fighting to the death with everything on the line(not worrying about securing another ai) then Meta would definitely win. Had to scroll way to far to find actual facts

[@liamwillis860]

@@xtheR3aperx Ngl I agree with this as the finale would not hold up unless the meta was that much of a brutish dummy.

[@richardashendale922]

Honestly I am not even sure if she can beat maine with just one or two AI thanks to the temporal distortion device. Keep in mind one of the reasons they give in the video is that he can't run his tech long with so many AI. Without so many AI he can use his tech WAY more.

[@chastethompson1086]

@@richardashendale922 That's not how it works though. The problem, why he couldn't run all of the equipment at once, was never because of having multiple AI fragments, it was a power issue. The suits were only ever designed to use one power each. But the only time he has all of the fragments is when he's fixed that power issue (that's the whole reason he went to the windmill), and can use all of his powers as much as he wants. Before he fixes the power issue, he doesn't have all of the AI fragments. It only became a problem again after the EMP, when he didn't have any fragments at all. So either he has all of the fragments, and doesn't have the power Issue; or he doesn't have all of them, and has the power issue. Unless, for some reason, they gave him all of the fragments and ignored the fact that, chronologically, when he has all of the fragments he's already fixed the power issue. And if it was having all the fragments that kept him from using all of his powers at once, Epsilon wouldn't have fragmented himself to run the suit in the season 13 finale. It would have just made the problems worse, not better. The suit at that time had the power for all the abilities, Epsilon just didn't have the processing power. So he made new fragments. More fragments made using all of the powers easier, not harder.

[@keebyspixelart9395]

I can't really read all that cause it's a bit of a wall of text, most of it looks correct, but two things: "so it isn't really a cacophony of voices, so much as a chorus in agreement?" While it is technically a chorus in agreement (very loosely because they all talk at different times, sometimes building off of each other like when Meta collected Delta or all over each other like when Alpha went to stall Meta), the one time we see the fragments in the video is almost identical to their behavior when encountering the Alpha. They're all saying some variation of "Take it" or (what I assume to be acknowledgement of Epsilon? Some of it is incomprehensible) so I don't see how that wouldn't be considered agreement, at least based on how we saw them act before. Also, wasn't the Meta beating Tex thing some variation of the "Tex always fails in the end" thing? That's what I assumed at least, because right after that was when Epsilon explained that characteristic of her and also just doesn't seem like a logical outcome to that fight. I'm not 100% sure how the failure thing works, I think it just randomly happens whenever they needed it to, but that's something worth considering.

[@holikwakkemoli7477]

Caboose would win. He can lift a mountain.

[@crabsoluteidiot9667]

Holikwakkemoli ok

[@crabsoluteidiot9667]

Holikwakkemoli so true

[@GalacticFox32]

Holikwakkemoli LOL he just walks in

[@oliverlin6931]

Holikwakkemoli he would immediately win because freckles will be like enemy hostile s detected then it shoots and caboose wouldn't even know

[@agentcarolina1885]

Can't argue there.

[@Shrodingers_Box]

*boomstick* here's a tank piloted by caboose! *caboose* and what could go wrong? *me* why don't you ask church!

[@mutanttepig4759]

But... I'm pretty sure that at this point of the story both Churches are dead.

[@pablotomasllodra4423]

@@mutanttepig4759 Time travel

[@alexbaribeault]

@@mutanttepig4759 That's the joke.

[@unusanusshalllive457]

Burn

[@sebastianacevedo9444]

"Mother of Invention." Awesome name for the ship.

[@Mikanoes]

I have been wondering something for a while. Does that mean that the ship is technically named "Necessity"?

[@sebastianacevedo9444]

@@Mikanoes Maybe?

[@zarinamohamed5245]

@@Mikanoes yup

[@rowanthearchitect3227]

@@Mikanoes DAMMIT I wanted to make that joke! You're totally right tho.

[@Mikanoes]

@@rowanthearchitect3227 I am SO glad that I wasn't the only one thinking it.

[@mcnameebrian6678]

Even after all this time, this battle is still one of my favourites

[@KentzHodiono]

So the Meta is basically Jason if he was from halo. Seems legit

[@KnightofChaosDeck]

He really is though.

[@94oddy]

Sort of I wouldn't think that hes as mindless as Jason but i guess you're sort of right

[@leoryff979]

More like the Terminator. But with better tech.

[@94oddy]

Leo Ryff especially if the terminator knew that type of fighting style too

[@ravinemichelle514]

a

[@austinjones1756]

They just confirmed that Sarge is Boomstick's dad... JEEEEZUS

[@archdukeferdinandofthe3rdc9]

Captain Obvious saves the day again!

[@austinjones1756]

Clearly you don't see the wrestling joke in there.

[@belpherith7479]

+Austin Jones Oh sorry Sargent Obvious!! plz forgive us!!

[@Lightspeeds]

And suddenly everything makes sense about boomstick.

[@space_racc]

+TKHulk (ToonamiKusagari) OMFG

[@aidan4529]

I swear I'm sure that Boomstick voices Sarge, He even references his "boomstick" which is actually an ash vs the evil dead, but it works

[@LucyWest370]

Boomstick is just another word for shotgun

[@anwenlokier2292]

Never judge a book by its cover and Carolina just took the brute shot

[@cameronschmid4773]

14:29 I have legit NEVER seen Church this happy. I laughed at this more than I should have

[@maroonstarsface]

one of the best animated fights since tifa vs yang!

[@shinobixa4]

IKR!

[@user-bf1yp5qj5u]

YES

[@yangtheinsane5430]

What about Dante vs Bayonetta

[@maroonstarsface]

+Yang Xiao Long oh your right I nearly forgot about that one!

[@yangtheinsane5430]

+Ben Walsh How can anyone forget about that?

[@batcat4136]

Yes, It’s been 3 years by this point but I’ll say, this is still one of their best fight animations. Perhaps not THE best, but 100% up there, at the very least top 10, and high up on that list

[@iriamuguillermo9678]

Here after the Kool-Aid Man vs Macho Man fight. Its official. Sarge is Boomsticks dad.

[@Webshooters1]

So Boomstick is Sarge's son. Huh..Nice.

[@nintendoborn]

Yep

[@MrGksarathy]

He needs to come in the show proper. Besides, this was an easy link.

[@mr.shades6355]

That would explain a lot

[@duskbringer4583]

That makes way too much sense.

[@colinleick2028]

is it even Canon?

[@windglideangeldragon6486]

holy crap....boomstick is sarge's son?

[@GUYTALK__]

I know

[@photoslicethis9157]

well with their voices and personalities i wouldn't be surprised

[@thomas71124]

yea and i have a bounty on simomns head it is $10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[@nerodius58]

Thomas Burkhalter grif, I want you to poison Simmons' next meal

[@_aballa_]

OK

[@ProducerCosmic]

this is amazing, i love more of this hard work 3d than the 2d battles your doing in 2019 - 2020

[@themailman2401]

I know this is basically cannon, considering this is was made partially by Rooster Teeth, but the thing is, I feel like The Meta would have won anyways. He can take any hit that Carolina can dish out. He took 9 pistol shots to the neck and was fine. She took one to the knee and it took weeks to recover, even with the healing unit. As for AI, my argument is a little weaker but I think I still have one. The AI would be able to argue strategy and deicide on a unified course of action within seconds. Also, considering he has much more AI and therefore more energy with which to use his suit, he would be able to manage his energy easier and outlast her on all fronts. Either way, I think that Carolina wouldn’t be able to do much lasting damage to the Meta.

[@koolboi6610]

You CLEARLY didn't hear what Wiz said. "Strength isn't everything."

[@thekingofnothing8895]

@@koolboi6610 Although strength isn't everything, strength can still kill you. When time was distorted, the meta could have won. When the Meta sliced Carolina with the brute shot, the Meta should have won. The Meta doesn't get distracted by other people's A.I, either. It's being told by a bunch of other A.I to do stuff, so I would doubt just a single A.I could distract it but those are just my thoughts

[@tasonjodd5151]

I FULLY agree. Meta has kicked a warthog 20 yards with one leg. That Jump punch would've killed her, assuming that was him putting his all

[@ADDISON6368]

@@thekingofnothing8895 *. When the Meta sliced Carolina with the brute shot, the Meta should have won* That what you think but keep in mind carlione has survired alot more during her time also and this with the alpha so no it would been one sided the damage she recovred been same like now both are cannon this is what been like if really fight.. now if it also in open field.. carlione have that adv.. as run and hit him using just speed and strength and make him go down but this close area so meta doing that dmg also big factor and her hiting the wall but this opne area you can bet your ass she not been that affected again "Strength isn't everything and while Strength can kill you she also own tough durability there god damn reason top 1 in the ranking for well since the free lancer become a thing because she had skill be top 1 and as know being top 1 meaning best of the best and only person beat her was tex but even that more luck at that time and put second place so there reason top 1 for very long time.. and also bunch ai did make him go crazy so he never could think for himself really mostly ai talking so when alpha appeared it would of work because the entire point is get all the ai and be includeding alpha so this fight cannon and would happen same way ofc if open field... she would stood much better and that dmg taken earlier would not has been as bad still bad but not to point on the ground tiny close to being killed if alpha did not appear

[@thekingofnothing8895]

@ADDISON6368 there isn't a single time the AI are in disagreement, only Carolina and Epsilon. You can search but you'll only see what I mean. Carolina was going around 60 mph since she's really fast, but after getting hit, she was blown back even faster, but from a cut

[@dani-demand]

Genji (OverWatch) vs Zer0 (Borderlands) Battle?

[@vanbogan3712]

yes yes and yes

[@jayfeather3075]

hell ya

[@RhysClark97]

genji would probibly win

[@jayfeather3075]

He may but I hope for zer0

[@TheTraveler980]

I see this happening. It MUST happen.

[@evanulven8249]

This battle actually made sense. Anyone that actually knows how to fight will tell you that power and fury, while certainly things to be careful of, will fail completely in the face of superior skill and ability. What makes Meta dangerous is the general stupidity of his/its opponents that try to contest him in his own arena or strength vs strength. Proper fighters and soldiers, SF more than any, are always looking for opportunities and advantages to exploit in order to make every fight as symmetrical as possible. Meta is the /stronger and tougher/ fighter. Caroline is the smarter and faster one.

[@marcorodriguez8792]

Its rare for strength to win against skill/speed fighters and the only way that normally happens is that the one with skill gets tired while the one with strength is still up

[@hockeykings3793]

Evan Ulven just telling you sense u said "his/it's" the meta is a guy, it's shown in the series, not being hostile, just confirming for you

[@evanulven8249]

Can you really even call Meta a man by this point? Or even human? That's why I said "it." After the AI fragments take over, Meta is little more than a rampaging golem, fueled by rage.

[@rdnjckthrppr5477]

Meta still won the fight.

[@ArvelDreth]

+Evan Ulven Are you seriously suggesting that people who have mental disorders are no longer human?

[@tricksteroutlandergamer9340]

16:11 *Anyone here, after watching the Macho Man vs Kool Aid Man Death Battle ending?*

[@fulcrumusprime5782]

Sarge is secretly boomsticks father get on that DEATH BATTLE/screw attacks

[@ZaleanderHeat]

Brock Samson (The Venture Brothers) vs Black Dynamite (Black Dynamite)

[@gr8m887]

GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Sleepyhead._.alex96]

thts dumb and racist its like say white vs white who will im not saying who cuz im not racist

[@gr8m887]

If you view it as black vs white, than that's also a little racist. Does that mean just because he's a black badass, he can't fight a white badass? Bruh?

[@ZaleanderHeat]

They're both badass cartoon characters from adult swim... thats why I thought it would be a cool match up.

[@Sleepyhead._.alex96]

Gr8 M8​ dude listen man i dont even care

[@number4497]

This makes me want to watch RvB, is it worth watching?

[@lbrdrm5193]

Hell Yeah!

[@nickymuzzillo]

Yes!

[@dejavulinx3295]

I'm mid season 4 and I'm kinda getting bored...............

[@shitjea268]

+Deja vu Linx it gets better at like season 8

[@BrokenArmchairUK]

+Deja vu Linx finish season 5 and the freelancer stuff starts. Season 5 leads into it too so it should interest you a bit more

[@poketdoom]

I love how he’s tanked several and multiple explosions that are bigger but that somehow kills him, he was able to beat Texas and Washington back to back, beat every freelancer, and could only win by falling off a cliff, he could survive the energy sword which was one of the deadliest weapons in the series, he literally took more damage in the highway chase and that was without his AI

[@grayanimate7166]

Onto the freelancers themselves, Carolina topped the score board while Maine dragged behind near the bottom. Yes, Maine has more raw endurance and strength, but Carolina’s speed, strategy, and reactions not only balanced her to that but also exceeded him. While she’s not as strong or tough as him, she still exceeds average people in both of those regards. Claiming he beat Tex and wash back to back isn’t a fair claim (though is worth still going over) for 2 reasons: he was fighting Tex with wash as an ally so that wasn’t an accomplishment of his own, and there was a whole metric ton of other factors in that fight. But on the other hand, Carolina went to battle against an army of Tex’s, and while still ending up being beaten, she took down dozens of them. Even if those weren’t full power Tex’s (which it’s very likely as they’re clearly glitching and the Tex AI is exhausted), they’re still very powerful fighters. Even at a quarter efficiency, that in theory equates to Carolina defeating multiple Tex’s at once. Maine’s feats of defeating the freelancers that we’re aware of: North was killed by South as a diversion. Defeating Carolina at the crash wouldn’t count as it was both an ambush and Carolina was just finished getting beaten by Tex herself at the time. The others we know were killed but don’t know the details of the situation, though based on precedence, it’s likely they were ambush tactics with the agents already preoccupied, or simply over powered. As most of these agents weren’t on the board, it’s easy to infer they were inferior overall to both Carolina and Maine and likely wouldn’t be able to outpace his strength and abilities. As for why the A.I. mattered, strategy. Maine was little more than rage incarnate, single mindedly focused on a goal. Carolina and Church though were both very intelligent people, with Church snow to calculate various plans and out comes, and temper Carolina’s hot headedness. They could consider far more options, and act independently of eachother. The meta had no real voice period, Maine’s mind destroyed, and 8 AI within arguing for control each with their own strong emotion that wasn’t bound to the others well. And to top it off, this episode was done with RvB writers, it’s part of their series now. This means the writers fully agreed with the analysis and outcome.

[@poketdoom]

@@grayanimate7166 ok but meta was able to kill Tex with prep time then was able to beat Washington moments after, he killed the other lancers as well while being placed lower, how do you think he pulled it off? he has tanked DOZENS of explosions point blank without a problem and has even blown himself up but lets just ignore the facts right?

[@demitrianstaten2170]

Dude do you realize that almost all the explosions he survived were man made. Carolina killed him with the Bruteshot a alien made weapon at point blank range aimed at his head. Dont care how tanky he is hes not surviving that

[@poketdoom]

@@demitrianstaten2170 how does that change anything? He literally can break warthogs without effort and has literally survived the energy sword with no problem, hasn’t he also shot himself with it a couple of times too?

[@thekingofnothing8895]

​@@grayanimate7166writers solely expressed that their material could be used, not that the outcome is Canon. Also, all 8 AI in the Meta were always in agreement in this video so I don't see what you mean. Tell me where in the video they were struggling for control, I'll wait.

[@nicksieben7701]

This is by far the best mashup I have ever seen, and I decide to come back to this because I just love every moment of it, with death battle and rooster teeth making a collaboration. These were golden days.

[@deathbattle]

Everything Changes 10/10/16

[@Freaky1347]

You all are druggies

[@bungiver3510]

SWEEEEEET

[@michaelj.caboose2469]

in 9 DAYS???OK

[@brotagonist7599]

woo 🎉

[@backupo1957]

they air a screw attack TV show

[@Simon-jw6hy]

CABOOSE VS TEX

[@calebmoore7007]

Simon caboose would win hands down

[@MultiJayman88]

@@calebmoore7007 yeah he would

[@117steveng]

He has shelia.

[@Ziomaletto]

@@117steveng Nah, now he got Freckles.

[@mickeybrisngr178]

I'll grab the cameras and popcorn

[@jthekiller4866]

I think a battle royal with the freelancers would be awesome

[@ericschuller908]

The AI theory helped me to understand that I was suffering from a multiple personality disorder. I then sought help and I've been sane since March 2019.

[@lelandholmquist2467]

My mother uses those personality’s as extra brains to think faster at the same time she has headaches 24-7 so ya fair trade.

[@thelasagnaman3765]

@@lelandholmquist2467 galaxy brain

[@theimprovedbore550]

good on you mate

[@dr_alex0422]

why let caboose fire the tank DID YOU FORGET WHAT HAPPEND IN SEASON 1 R.I.P Church

[@UltimateHero128]

Alex Dranga that's what made it so great! lol

[@buddy1562]

yea

[@buddy1562]

carolinas AI is actualy churches ghost lol

[@yayeet9274]

@@buddy1562 really? I had a feeling....

[@wolfgod6443]

It was Church's fault the tank shot him. He went to the past to prevent his death, but inadvertently was the cause for the tank aiming at him, and he's blamed Caboose for it ever since.

[@slycamarena2576]

Sarge is the father of boomstick...my mind is blown

[@taowow2020]

Who's Here Getting READY for Red Verus Blue

[@lennydickson8845]

3:51 *Sigh* well in conclusion, I love this thing.

[@MikeE_wf]

When you find people that have never heard of red vs blue. after over 10 years you would think this is well known over the Internet. Ridiculous

[@assassinscreed00]

Because it's nowhere near as prevalent as it was before. Everything dies down eventually.

[@unlimitedpower8960]

There were many Death Battles that no one knew who the characters were, your point?

[@HarmonySword]

When you find people who seriously think RvB is a thing outside of the Halo community. Ridiculous.

[@VegetandosBlogspot]

I'm another.

[@RedMimicry]

There is an estimated 7.2 billion people in the world. There's good chances that 2 or 3 don't even know what a computer is.

[@NexusGames2014]

People who are saying the Meta would win this fight don't understand the circumstances of the video. Carolina has Epsilon Church with her, and he *has access to most of the fragments Meta has through memories*. Not to mention all the equipment Carolina managed to pick up. This leveled the playing field. Carolina was already better than Maine, and now having access to equipment on par with Meta? It just solves the fight. If it were just Carolina without any AI or equipment, it would be a repeat of when Tex took on Meta and Wash.

[@itzmemd]

Not to mention this is Rooster Teeth's authority here, therefore, this whole video is facts. These Meta-tards are tripping if they think they can debate with the creators themselves.

[@Axle3000]

+MD Gamer 2.0 I just think meta would win and in a sense he did win the entire outcome of the fight comes from the last moment but say the Ai controlling meta didn't let him get distracted it changes the outcome The deciding factor was could meta's defense outlast caroline it did she used her trump card his trump card was better So its a legit debate you can't say people are fangirling if it could have gone The other way is meta simply ignored him

[@NexusGames2014]

+Axle Fullbuster That is the thing though, Meta is *all of the fragments* manipulating Maine. This isn't Maine and 7 AI we're talking about. Its Meta as a whole entity. The fact that the AI distracted him doesn't change, because its not Maine being distracted by the AI. Its the Meta being distracted by itself.

[@Axle3000]

Nexus Gaming Zone personally I'm calling this fight a coin flip but I see your point and the creator's obviously know meta better than me And knew meta would get distracted by episolon giving carolina an opening Like in joker vs sweet tooth So in that sense I can't argue but if it's about whose better by the numbers though pure stats meta wins

[@scrubyt2668]

+Axle Fullbuster if Meta was stronger then he would have been first on the leaderboards but he was 7th. Remember that all his fighting skill is still his Agent Maine personality but the fact is when you have 7 A.I. based on different emotions and traits than its thoughts and decisions easily become conflicted by one another. The same thing happened in the last episode in Season 6 which caused Meta to lose his A.I. in the first place, when he got distracted by the Alpha A.I. allowing Agent Washington to set off an EMP. Effectively destroying the Meta and leaving behind a broken shell of a man without purpose or directive

[@scherem3555]

Uh the Meta literally punched a guys head clean off and if you don't believe me read the subtitles on the episode where he comes back after the freeway fight. I'm convinced the Meta would have just cut her in half when he froze time.

[@superboyx2837]

I like how they say because of Carolina skills she won, then show Meta kicking her ass, and the reason for his defeat was Church

[@mee091000]

I knew this would happen. No way Roosterteeth was going to let the Meta beat Carolina. Even though The Meta is clearly superior in nearly every way.

[@mee091000]

+Effect I don't expect you too. You're a Tex and Carolina fan

[@mee091000]

+Gage Edwards Without an AI Carolina would've stood no chance. And it wasn't a sneak attack. She literally saw Maine coming and couldn't stop him.

[@frankspick7544]

true plus that how he lost them in the first plus being he was distracted by the alpha insted of taking down wash and the emp bomb

[@ffchickens1636]

look I understand your opinion but that is not how death battle works they decide who would win based on the facts before hand then make a battle that would be entertaining for the viewer

[@ffchickens1636]

look I understand your opinion but that is not how death battle works they decide who would win based on the facts before hand then make a battle that would be entertaining for the viewer

[@KnightWolf417]

Uhhh.... Does anyone think that Sarge might b Boomstick's father?

[@W-LM27]

Everyone does.

[@prostatecansir2783]

That's the joke.

[@skyzuray3278]

What?? Where did you get that Idea from??

[@pearsegallagher9832]

nah

[@RubyGrimoire]

i agree with u

[@TheDragonCore]

I honestly love the song that played during the fight. One of the best ones That I heard used in Death Battle

[@Harlequin_Actor]

At least with this one people can’t complain that they’re inaccurate. Since they’re literally working with the canon writers

[@razmir_]

Carolina only won become of her AI. he distracted Meta.

[@AlexThat200]

It's sneaky and underhanded! But then again, the main characters always do that in the show, so this is nothing new.

[@AlexThat200]

vompattimies And yet, that didn't stop him from getting killed by a bunch of idiots.

[@thewebhead101]

+AlexThat200 i think his AI's had been lost to the EMP by that point

[@2NDxDementionX322]

herobrinehunter that is technically true. But the other AI were after Church. They were so focus on Metastability that when Church appeared he turned his focus on Church. But since the Meta was using so much equipment to try to take down Carolina he also was quickly losing power too. With Church by Carolina's side he was able to focus on healing her and focus energy right. Meta multiple AI had his head unable to focus on the task at hand.

[@Blarg6306]

So...Carolina only won because of her AI. And if the Meta won it would have been WITHOUT assistance of his AI? Sure, I guess...

[@Uub_uub_]

red hood vs winter soldier

[@Basheerrko]

you're goddame right

[@Basheerrko]

I hope ScrewAttack!​ listen to us and make this death battle

[@indigo0529]

yeeeees!

[@Uub_uub_]

+basheer rko they made deadpool vs deathstroke. happen. and we asked for it they can make this happen

[@Basheerrko]

+gamer guy that ture but we asked for darkseid vs thanos versus episode for a while but they didn't do it so we have to wait 😭

[@Devilhunter56]

Sarge: “You’re like the son I never wanted.” It’s so weird hearing that line after watching Macho Man vs Kool-Aid Man.

[@tamunokurojohnogudire5593]

Sarge was basically cold to his son without even knowing it

[@jmiles86]

I'm ALSO here cause the just announced Red vs Blue next. I'm so excited. I'm rooting for the Blue team.

[@thesun5275]

You people forgot how Carolina also used the Gravity Hammer :>

[@thesun5275]

Alex Grigorian Yeah Just like how anyone can use Carolina's grappling hook, plasma rifles, and stun baton. That isn't the point the point is that the gravity hammer is part of her equipment that would have been a huge asset in this fight.

[@ArvelDreth]

They showed it in the analysis footage.

[@SorenDaein]

Just cause something from a combatant's arsenal gets mentioned doesn't guarantee it will be used. If Wiz and Boomstick allowed either one to use EVERYTHING a combatant had, the fight would become unbalanced.

[@thesun5275]

Soren Daein Then again they do say "weapons, armor and skills to see who would win."

[@skyfirebird1414]

thats true

[@zombieslaya3456]

I feel like people think the animated fight is actually the real thing. That's just a cool representation of their abilities.

[@masterkill157]

exactly

[@canispugnator7613]

They even said that but people take the animation to serious

[@gameree96]

@@canispugnator7613 Precisely, it's starting to get annoying...

[@ArvelDreth]

They should then portray it accurately if that's the case, because sometimes the animations show things that are objectively misleading. Such as when they did Link vs Cloud, they explicitly said that Cloud's ribbon made him immune to status effects and then in the animation he got stunned and frozen. They may as well not include the animations if all it does is give misinformation. In this, they show Carolina get punched while time was stopped. Or, if we're going by accurate physics, slowed to near stopping. Since she got punched when relative time was slowed for her, but not for Maine, it would mean his punch should have generated near infinite force and obliterated her. Even if the animation isn't a perfect representation of what would happen, I think it is safe to assume that Maine's time-stopping ability would come into play and if that happened, there is no way Carolina could have withstood a punch from her opponent.

[@kuggacouragegx6093]

But still bs cause she should be dead from those blows

[@Shonaku-Kano]

For Those who came back from Macho Man Randy Savage vs The Kool-Aid Man episode, Welcome Back. And Sarge, YOU ARE THE FATHER!

[@ZombieMinion1992]

I am so psyched for the red vs blue match and came back to this older vid, still rocks. I love the comedy for this show.