Debunking Evolution - unedited version 😉

[@SomeUniqueHandle]

Since Americans came from Europe, why are there still Europeans? Checkmate, historians!

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

And since historians come from colleges. Why are there still colleges?

[@NotaNinja]

If slave were stolen from Africa, how are there free people in africa?

[@The_Raven_River]

...are you arguing that Americans literally evolved from Europeans, as if they are some sort of prehistoric race? Im not sure i understand the comparison here. In fact, thats misleading; I clearly understand what you were going for, and now im just laughing at how insanely half-baked this logic is. Dunning Kruger

[@zemorph42]

It's the exact same logic as the question on the thumbnail and that's the whole point. ​@@The_Raven_River

[@bricaaron3978]

@@unduloid There should be no trouble understanding that. Why _shouldn't_ there still be Europeans in Europe just because some of them moved away in the past?

[@john211murphy]

If Humans come from Dirt, WHY IS THERE STILL DIRT?????

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

I like that one!

[@DeveloperChris]

From dust we came and to dust we will return. So just think of all those dead relations you are walking on.

[@rayfighter]

​@@DeveloperChristhat one must be the most pathetic deepity in all "wisdom" 😂

[@MikeTMike]

If we come from our mothers, why are there still mothers?

[@1966joern]

If there are americans ,why are there still europeans ?

[@user-wc8kz8ps2l]

Hilarious. It looked so convincingly like a creationist video when you first started.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Thanks. It’s what I was going for. Glad you liked it.

[@Sucukbeyin]

Indeed.

[@znail4675]

It pretty much sums all creation debunking videos I have seen so far.

[@kenichiotaku3693]

@@TheOriginalAnswerman You literally fooled me completely. I could have sworn you're a typical creationist in the first moments of your video since it's the very first video I ever watched from you. It was that good.

[@pineapplepenumbra]

@@TheOriginalAnswerman Well, it was enough to make me subscribe.

[@onecardshort2934]

Some non-stamp collector level stuff right there

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Ha! 🥂

[@Sepi-chu_loves_moths]

Biologists are seething (I am biologists)

[@Ugly_German_Truths]

​@@Sepi-chu_loves_mothswhy? Didn't you watch the video? What was infuriating to a biologist about this presentation?

[@therealgodd-l4u]

Nice, I thought it was a Creationist video at first

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Thanks God! Glad you liked it.

[@jvdos]

"Oh its a parody, Thank Me!" -You, probably

[@nateB-l7k]

Oh, I thought my algorithm was fcked😅 Thank god this is satire, you killed it

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Why… thankyouverymuch! 😎

[@DreadEnder]

Same

[@pikestance4219]

I was just thinking, what a dorky looking guy, only to realize, he is our dork. (FYI, I am being facetious).

[@worfoz]

"Thank god" also is satire, I assume?

[@dragonhawkeclouse2264]

I have ALWAYS had an issue with "if we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?" We KNOW that dogs came from wolves......AND YET THERE ARE STILL WOLVES!!!!!!"

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

And everything evolved from bacteria… and yet, I still get sinus infections!

[@tonythedwvyer]

@@TheOriginalAnswerman 😀 Yep, those Rhino viruses are a bugger, but they're not bacteria ! Just sayin ! The bastards evolve rapidly too !

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

A Rhino virus causes the common cold. But bacteria causes an infection. That’s what the antibiotics are for. They kill bacteria.

[@bricaaron3978]

@@tonythedwvyer They actually dont evolve at all, they change.

[@jimhughes1070]

Actually... The way science is supposed to work, is through observation... Not so called "intelligent" theories... It's almost as if everyone in the comments has no idea how complex each species is... Or perhaps, even when confronted with the reality revealed through "actual" science, the old gods and their myths are easier to consume... There are no accountability issues with "smart dirt" preachers 🤣

[@williamwilson6499]

If there was an Enlightenment, why do we still have dumb people?

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Survival of the witless?

[@BigJay039]

This needs more upvotes.

[@brianharris7243]

This is ironic satire folks, don't get riled...unless you actually believe creationist nonsense

[@rembrandt972ify]

But I like getting riled. You ruin all my fun.

[@OceanusHelios]

@@joeschmoe8320 Are you sure? Most religious people are bananas. And they always will be.

[@adrianthom2073]

@@joeschmoe8320we are still monkeys :)

[@rayfighter]

​@@joeschmoe8320you did evolve from apes

[@stickyrubb]

​@@joeschmoe8320 Dear gawd, I hope you're joking c:

[@Your_LocalWizard]

Even got the AI generated thumbnail, 10/10 satire

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Adobe Firefly is good for something… thanks for watching and commenting. 😎

[@scmtuk3662]

People who think "there are monkeys" is evidence that "evolution is false", needs to understand two things. We did _NOT_ evolve from monkeys. We evolved _WITH_ monkeys. Secondly, Pikachu evolves into Raichu. "But there are still Pichus and Pikachus". CHECK MATE!

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Well, technically there were “old world monkeys”, which were monkey like animals that hominids evolved from. But it’s really just semantics. They were not modern monkeys. I agree with you.

[@Llortnerof]

Well, it depends on how you define "monkey". Based on that, monkeys either aren't a cladistic group (i.e. just a colloquial term and it's perfectly fine to call them furless monkeys) or humans *are* monkeys because you can't evolve out of a clade (and thus it's perfectly fine to call them furless monkeys). Humans are also apes, eukaryotes, animals and bony fish with fleshy appendages.

[@jeffmacdonald9863]

@@TheOriginalAnswerman Technically, there were a group of primates we call simians that was ancestral to both new and old world monkey and to apes. New world monkeys split off first, leaving the Catarrhines who were the ancestors of old world monkeys and apes. The other key is that you don't really evolve "from" anything, in the sense that you don't evolve out of a clade. We didn't evolve from apes. We are apes. We didn't evolve from simians. We are simians.

[@IR-kb1qs]

@@TheOriginalAnswerman language ambiguity? Creationists will use this as a club to say, "So we did evolve from monkeys!" when in reality they are just a decedent from a thing we label as monkey that evolved into what we describe as modern monkeys and ourselves.

[@Jooligan1]

Not monkeys. Apes !! We're not directly related to monkeys.

[@lloydster2000]

The YT algorithm put this on my list. I was ready for some BS, but figured it was only a waste of 5 mins. And then... this was great! 😆

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Ha ha! Glad you stuck around! 😎

[@bauhnguefyische667]

Doing the Devils work … Wait a minute, that guy doesn’t exist either😂

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

👹

[@philosophyofiron9686]

@@bauhnguefyische667 Then who made all the good music‽

[@bauhnguefyische667]

@@philosophyofiron9686 Touché 😎🥳

[@pineapplepenumbra]

Why bother existing when Atheists do all your work for you? Not existing is a far easier option.

[@bauhnguefyische667]

@@hariman7727 🐿️

[@John-jn2lw]

The intro with the graphic was brilliant. I totally bought it at first. Nicely done!

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Thanks!

[@CD_Character]

I wasn't sure, so I first opened it in a "Private Window".

[@PatrickFlynn-ry6oj]

I was getting frustrated at the beginning of the video and thinking “man, what a jackass,” but then I realized it’s comedic, lol.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Thanks for hanging in there.

[@PatrickFlynn-ry6oj]

@ 🤣 Ha, no problem. I like your style of comedy. You did a good job both comedically and in unpacking misconceptions.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Thanks so much. I’m working on a new one…

[@Lysiode]

@@PatrickFlynn-ry6oj yeah the annoyance and curiosity mixed up. " He could be my dad, why is he not wise enough to see its a bad argument. And also . How can these people not get it ?!" Flatearthers are some kind of people i cannot understand.

[@noneofyourbusiness7055]

It's kinda painful how accurate and on the nose this parody is. Sad, too...

[@LanceHall]

Evolution doesn't require belief it just requires explanation. Creationists can't comprehend the most basic elements of it.

[@Finckelstein]

The best part is that they are trying (and failing) to use silence in order to.....disprove science. Yet all they can offer is "gawd dun did it!" - no explanation, only magic.

[@i7Qp4rQ]

"Evolution is promoted by its practitioners as more than mere science. Evolution is promulgated as an ideology, a secular religion-a full-fledged alternative to Christianity, with meaning and morality. I am an ardent evolutionist and an ex-Christian, but I must admit that in this one complaint-and Mr. Gish is but one of many to make it-the literalists are absolutely right. Evolution is a religion. This was true of evolution in the beginning, and it is true of evolution still today." -Michael Ruse

[@physicswithpark3r-x3x]

true, evolution is just _what happened with life on this here planet for the past 400 million years or so_ and evolutionary theory comprises our efforts to chart and understand this

[@jockyoung4491]

@@i7Qp4rQ Some guy said something once. So? The evidence for evolution speaks for itself.

[@i7Qp4rQ]

@@jockyoung4491 Jocky boy said something once, so? The evidence is _interpreted_ . How many times your dissonant brain has to hear this?! The evidence speaks of creation. Btw. are you stalking with a ha7red?

[@Mama_Yae]

You had us in the first half ngl.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

😁

[@robinharwood5044]

The first thing creationists need to learn is that the question is “Why are there still APES?” Just that would double their knowledge of biology.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Well… since they’re starting from zero…

[@sidecarmisanthrope5927]

They need to understand that humans are a type of ape.

[@jeffmacdonald9863]

Or they could go back the other direction: If humans evolved from animals, why are there still animals?

[@diarmuidkuhle8181]

​@@jeffmacdonald9863 That makes no sense, given that humans are also animals.

[@katiebarber407]

i fully thought this was a creationist channel and i like to keep tabs on them guys. very good video here

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Thanks. Apparently, I fooled a lot of people. It’s been an interesting couple of days reading all of the comments. More to come…

[@DoctorZisIN]

I just came from the store. Why is there still a store?

[@BaronVonQuiply]

I asked my dad about this yesterday and he very wisely said _"Son, I'm a rock. When your mother and I had you we didn't expect a human to evolve out of the nothing, but it rained on us"_ I was so taken back I very nearly didn't throw him in the mixer with the rest of the concrete

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

My father was a mason. Maybe he knew your father…

[@joeldobbs7396]

I fell for it, 100%. In my defense , anyone thinking the creationist views are parody would be very disappointed by any Ken Ham content.

[@sthed6832]

This is the most pleasant surprise I've had on KZbin for years. You rock. And I'm subscribed.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Thank you!

[@XinwylFumudaiski]

Holy Geeez!!! Thank Thor this is hilarious satire. And you nailed it. Blood pressure dropping to normal. Thanks for the near heart attack

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Ha ha! Glad you’re still with us! 😎

[@DeAndSp]

With Profit of Zod dropping that channel to do a general discussion thing, it's good to see there are new faces who might be able to step up in his place.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Big shoes to fill… thanks for the compliment.😎

[@garrusvakarian1274]

I was expecting some goofy creationist video I'm glad it was hilarious satire instead

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Well, thank you very much.😎

[@josephdouglas9685]

New to your channel. My mouse was hovering over the dislike until confusion set in when you started explaining nothing and virtual particles. Then the ah hah moment and clicked on like instead.

[@markoshun]

“That’s how I got religion” 😂

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

I’m glad you liked that. I wasn’t sure if it was a strong enough joke to end with.

[@autonomouscollective2599]

@@TheOriginalAnswerman It was a good joke. I’m glad you left it in. (Look at it this way… Subtle jokes make you think you’re smart because you got it.)

[@LisaForTruth]

LOL! This is the first vid of yours I watched, but I loved it! Subbed!

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Awesome. Thanks so much!

[@draggofroot9023]

I wish there were still dislikes to see how many theists clicked on this video genuinely thinking the video will be on their side lol

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

So far, only 12 dislikes.👎

[@willwailes9298]

I'm a creationist, and I don't consider garbage like "If banaba no created, y food shaped?" to be an argument on my side. That's more like a 5th column attack. However, I do agree with some of the points made. Something can't come frome nothing. Lawrence Krauss said that because empty space has mass, something can come from nothing, but the fact that empty space has mass proves that it's something. If the universe came into existence at some point, something outside of time, space, and matter would need to cause that to happen.

[@samuelschick8813]

​@@willwailes9298, If something cannot come from nothing, then what created your God since something would have to create him?

[@Captain_MelonLord]

​@@samuelschick8813​ Atheists are able to claim that the universe just exists, so why can't a theist just claim that God exists? Your question is kinda dumb because you're asking the debate topic as a question and using that as proof. The fundamental positions are 1) God is eternal and created the universe, 2) the universe is eternal, or 3) the universe infinitely starts and restarts or infinitely creates itself. No one is arguing that God needs a creator, otherwise they would hold the third position. They don't though because it's more reasonable to assume that either the universe is eternal or God is eternal otherwise you have the bootstrap paradox. So stop asking "But WhO creAted GoD?" I'm sorry if I sound harsh, I just get irritated by poorly thought out questions and arguments that can apply to both sides and appeals to a negative.

[@samuelschick8813]

@Captain_MelonLord , Atheists can prove the universe exist, it's called astrology. Your fundamental positions are assertions and claims without evidence. The one who asserts the claims of the Bible as fact telling someone else they have poorly throughout arguments, talk about hypocrisy at it's finest.

[@MikeTMike]

If chickens come from eggs, why are there still eggs?

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

And why, if chickens come from eggs, are eggs found in the dairy aisle?! What’s going on???

[@MichaelRainey]

I was about to be mad about my KZbin recommendations going off the deep end again. You knocked this one out of the park. Good work.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Thanks!🙏

[@markbcrich]

If Americans speak English, why are there still English?

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

And why do they have such funny accents?

[@markbcrich]

@@TheOriginalAnswerman Micro-evolution. jk

[@OceanusHelios]

Some Americans do speak English. But redhats speak gibberish.

[@CounterApologeticsWithNara]

Good job! This was very well done. Entertaining and funny but most importantly informative!

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Thanks! I appreciate it! 👍

[@steves9250]

A creationist arrives in heaven and meets all of his ancestors - right back a single cell organism.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Oh great. He gets all the way to heaven, meets a bacterium and gets a sinus infection. Freakin relatives, man!

[@CharlesPayet]

LOL I am so glad I clicked to watch the video instead of just dismissing it out of hand. Well-done, sir!

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Thanks! Much appreciated 😎

[@Soundbrigade]

A fantastic take on the stoopid ideas from the illiterate theists.😅

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

I used to waste my time debating them. Now I just poke fun at them.

[@Soundbrigade]

@ If you’re into flat earth, Everett Anderson makes videos mocking flerfs (he handpicks them) in a fantastic, a bit like you do. Like that style. The creationists and flerfs have a number talking points and answer those over and over again is futile. Mocking them is the way to go

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Thanks. I’ll check it out.

[@MunkyWrench]

ok my friend , I was lost at first but determined to follow it through and give it a chance.. I subbed .. good one

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Glad you stuck with it. 😎

[@D.MarcelloRadice]

@@TheOriginalAnswerman Evolution is the only Thoery that keep the name evolution it but can not explain from what exactly the first microcells come from. What a Joke!

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

The theory of evolution is about how existing life evolves. The way life first began through chemical processes is a different theory called Abiogenesis.

[@D.MarcelloRadice]

@@TheOriginalAnswerman Still remain this: Evolution is the only Thorry that keep the name evolution it but can not explain from what exactly the first microcells come from. What a Joke!...

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Yeah. The theory of gravity is a joke too, because it doesn’t explain where pickles come from.

[@philosophyofiron9686]

"We'll just plug God into all the gaps," exactly! Even if somehow, evolution as we know it were ever overturned, that doesn't lead us anywhere near creationism, since creationism isn't the 2nd best explanation available! Nor 3rd, nor 4th, or 5th, so on and so forth. Edit: changed typo "is" to "isn't" lol

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

But… mousetraps…

[@Lysiode]

Subscribed! I was mesmerized. Great stuff , good humor. Thanks. And merry christmas

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Thanks! Merry Christmas and all that. Welcome aboard!

[@aldhizak]

This is a satire to both creationists and evolutionists lol i like it

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

I’m not sure how many creationists laughed at it, though…

[@Sudz28]

"One time I smiled at him... and he beat the shit out of me!" - LOL!! This line had me rolling.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

😎👍🏻

[@RichardRoy2]

I thought I'd check it out to see if there were any new arguments coming from the creationists. It might bring in some creationists and introduce them to the seed questions that may grow over time. Nicely done.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

No new arguments. Ever. Thanks 🙏

[@RichardRoy2]

@@TheOriginalAnswerman Let's remember to distinguish between new and good. Not to mention what might be new to me. I didn't hear any here, but I thought the effort to draw those who would be fearful of hearing any argument was interesting.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Right. No good arguments either. Ever.

[@RichardRoy2]

@@TheOriginalAnswerman I don't think science closes any doors though. They're more apt to say, "so far."

[@grahvis]

Young earth creationists and religious apologists are no different from flat earthers, they use the same old arguments over again over again, no matter that they are debunked over and over again. The sad part is, many of them think they are espousing something new.

[@Yossarian921]

Subbed this was really funny I'll be checking out your other ones a little later. Good luck to you you're almost at a thousand.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Thanks very much. It took me a year to get to 500 subs. I almost got my second 500 in three days because of this one video.

[@analternatemultiverse2063]

You almost got me, this is priceless. Spot on impression of what creationists actually say, too.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Yes, that’s what happens when you waste your time trying to talk sense to them. They just keep making the same arguments over and over again.

[@gerritvalkering1068]

You got me curious enough to check the video out. Good job and this was hilarious.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Thank you! Glad you liked it!😎

[@SparklyCoconut-le3fu]

This is so funny. I almost didn’t know it was a joke. I completely believe a creationist could make something like this. The “the only science book you’ll need” graphic really sold it to me

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Ha! Gotcha! 😎

[@JoeBob79569]

I like how the guy in the background sounds like a confused mafia henchman.. And he sounds like a Paulie.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

They’re both me. Those are the best voices I can do. 😎

[@JoeBob79569]

@@TheOriginalAnswerman I was considering that as a possibility, but I wasn't sure, so good job!! 🤣

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Thanks. Glad you liked it! 🙏

[@jonathan4189]

This was really well done

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

I appreciate the compliment. 🙏

[@luukzwart115]

You having 666 subscribers at the moment is icing on the cake 😁

[@CD_Character]

And 857 twenty-four hours later !

[@BruceWayne-us3kw]

Georges Lemaitre didn’t believe his discovery was proof of god. He said it was evidence that the universe had a beginning. The Catholic Church was convinced that it was proof of creation.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Okay. But, you know… he was a priest… so… I made the leap.

[@samuelschick8813]

Well the Catholic church also claims to have the foreskin from Jesus's circumcision. Jesus must have had more than one pecker since several Catholic churches claim to have it all at the same time.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Oh my! I was raised Catholic. I never heard of this, so I Googled it… it’s true! I’ll have to make a video about it some day. 😂

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

I also found this: “Theologians have debated whether Jesus took his foreskin with him to heaven.” Like he carried it around with him…

[@samuelschick8813]

@TheOriginalAnswerman , carried it his coin pouch with his widows mite? LOL

[@Sucukbeyin]

Golden. Pure gold. Edit: And this guy reads every comment too, what a legend.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

To be fair, I threw my back out, so I’m stuck on the sofa armed with my iPad… but I understand the algorithm reacts positively to comments, so I feel like I’m being productive. 😎

[@Sucukbeyin]

@TheOriginalAnswerman I agree with you.

[@TheInvisibleMan-06]

This is actually hilarious, I was worried I’d have to send this to a biologist KZbin channel or something

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

I was hoping someone might actually do that. 😎

[@CD_Character]

I know. I almost sicced Logicked on this guy. (I should anyway.)

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Oh, be nice!

[@DreadEnder]

If you came from your parents why do you still have parents? If Americans came from Brits why are there still Brits?

[@SlimThrull]

For the same reason there are still bacteria, I would imagine.

[@nrgrlsd9931]

Asking why are there still monkeys is like asking “if America came from Britain then why are there still British”? It just shows the ignorance of the person.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

That was the point. It’s a spoof.

[@nrgrlsd9931]

@ no shit!

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Definitely shit. Ape shit.

[@nrgrlsd9931]

@@TheOriginalAnswerman I was worried by your first comment. But the sarcasm in your second comment has restored my faith in humanity.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

I got quite a lot of comments similar to yours by people who didn’t watch the video and just left a comment because of the title.

[@markmezger1124]

It’s like posing the question “if you exist, why do you have siblings?”

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

But if siblings exist, why are there strangers?

[@chrisgraham2904]

If you exist with blond hair, why does your sister exist with red hair?

[@backonlazer791]

Is that a Ray Comfort impression? For a moment I thought it was really him 😂

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

You mean the voice of the director? That’s my Steve Buscemi impersonation.

[@backonlazer791]

@@TheOriginalAnswerman Ah, I see. Sounded really close to Ray at times, at least to my ear.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

He’s whoever you want him to be. It’s just my regular voice pitched up a bit. Sounds like Steve to my ear. 😎

[@SunSheepOfLight]

Humans didn’t evolve from primates… They evolved from crabs 🦀

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

We still are primates.

[@SunSheepOfLight]

@ Have a banana 🍌

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Do you know that chimps also eat meat? They’re omnivores, just like us.

[@SunSheepOfLight]

@@TheOriginalAnswerman So do Baboons.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Have a hotdog 🌭

[@HansZarkovPhD]

Diffrent branches of the evolutionary tree, just because one branch succeeds more, doesnt mean all similar branchds go extinct.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Yes. I know. The video isn’t pro creationism. It just pretends to be…

[@NoGodsNoMasters-o1u]

Expertly done. The sad thing is that this is just as good as the "best" arguments actual creationists present. Throw in some jokes that don't land, a Hawaiian shirt, and some homophobia, and voilá! You've got a Kent Hovind video.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Ha!

[@foolkiller65z56]

This vid woke me up a little. I almost commented without watching first. That’s never a good idea. Thanks for that Brother 🤟

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

You’re welcome. Lol

[@petehjr1]

God's down there in the gaps, with the grit and dirt, the occasional frenchfry and penny.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

So God is in between the cushions on my couch? I thought it was a bit lumpy…

[@samuelschick8813]

Even a penny has worth and value. Which is more that can be said about theists "proofs".

[@jeremiah1.772]

Hilarious! Thank you for the video! I just subscribed!

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Glad you enjoyed it. thanks for subscribing!

[@jockyoung4491]

On my list of the stupidest comments creationists make about evolution, "why are there still monkeys" is definitely at the top.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Same here.

[@SuperManning11]

Great! Finally some serious, hard, irrefutable evidence for creationsim! Thanks Answerman-you always come through

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Yes, well The GodDidIt Institute does some great work…

[@samuelschick8813]

I asked a Christian to prove God, here's how it went, yes this really happened: Me: " Prove God exists." Christian: " You being here proves God exists." Me: " No. Me being here proves my parents had sex. It does not prove God exists." Christian: " You're parents being here proves God exists." Me: " No. My parents being here proves their parents had sex. It does not prove God exists." Christian: " Well Adam and Eve being here proves God exists." Me: " Now prove Adam and Eve existed in the first place." Christian: Crickets.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Christians don’t seem to mind the strong implication of incest in the story of Adam and Eve, either.

[@samuelschick8813]

@@TheOriginalAnswerman, Don't forget Noah incest and Lot incest.

[@MisterG2323]

This is actually pretty clever. Too bad the folks who ought to see it never will. Or if they do, they'll ignore it.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

They start watching, because they are fooled by the title. Do they stick around? Most don’t. But maybe some fence sitters do…

[@kelly648]

If your god created humans from dirt, why is there still dirt? Also if you shower, do you turn in to a mud puddle?

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

The video is a spoof on creationism

[@odysseusrex5908]

LOL! That was not what I was expecting. Hilarious.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Gotcha 😎🍺

[@captainkelley2339]

This was hilarious. Excellent work! 😂

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Thanks! I appreciate you taking the time to comment.🙏

[@afterdark_is_cool]

i was so scared that this wasnt satire im so happy

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Didn’t mean to frighten you! 😎

[@afterdark_is_cool]

@@TheOriginalAnswerman is good lol its funny

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Thanks!

[@hughb5092]

If modern dogs came from wolves why are there still wolves?

[@rticle15]

If I came from my parents, why do they still exist?

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Geez! Go easy on your parents, man! 😎

[@steveg1961]

Creationist: "We don't need no stinkin' evidence. God told us what happened, in the Bible, and I believe what God said. Man's 'wisdom' is fallible. God's Word is infallible."

[@oakfat5178]

I like to remind biblical literalists that if the Bible really is the word of God, then we only have his word for it that he's the good guy.

[@physicswithpark3r-x3x]

@@oakfat5178 The gods of the Bronze Age and the early Iron Age did not insist that they were _good_ , merely powerful and cosmically ordained to rule. The Old Testament is assembled from various cultural resources of those ages, and the stories certainly tell of a God who is interested neither in being "good" nor in being perceived as such. Even for much of our own western history, God's goodness was a matter of "what I say goes" i.e. a matter of pre-ordained hierarchy (in line with the peasant - Lord - King hierarchy among humans) and not a matter of moral or ethical superiority - that is quite a recent notion of ours. I used to think that the words god and good shared an etymology in germanic languages, but that is not the case. To the point your making: we do not even have God's word for it. All I ever heard was other mortals purporting to speak for God. Coincidentally, they were always mortals who were ill-informed and generally wrong about matters that I _could_ verify.

[@oakfat5178]

@@physicswithpark3r-x3x I have never thought any gods exist. I believe both OT & NT were written to suit the interests of the authors. I was talking about screwing with the heads of people I interact with in the present day only, and only those who claim the Bible is "the word of God". Dunno what your reply was about.I also tell anti-vaxxers that you can now vaccinate your kids against autism, and c0nspiracy theorist that the only way to get fluoride out of milk is to pasteurise it.

[@physicswithpark3r-x3x]

@@oakfat5178 my point was quite simply that the God of the bible does not even claim that he is the "good" guy - not in the sense in which people understand that word nowadays.

[@oakfat5178]

@@physicswithpark3r-x3x My point was simply that some people believe it's the word of God, and I like to imply to such people that there's a 50/50 chance that Satan's* the good guy. *I know Satan doesn't exist, and it's not about what I think.

[@mve6182]

This video had me fooled for the first minute....

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Me too.

[@3grog709]

Actually had me going there bucko.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Ha!

[@trevormillar1576]

Physicist, beware metaphysics! - I daresay someone said that.

[@scottmcadam4509]

I love it I was sucked in by the thumbnail thinking I'd be laughing at you But turns out I was laughing with you Great job 👍 Most amusing

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Thanks! More to come…

[@scottmcadam4509]

@TheOriginalAnswerman Excellent 👍 The best thing is that religious people will be attracted by the thumbnail Boy are they in for a disappointment I hope your channel grows and grows, it's great satire and also truth ❤️😎👏

[@pilyglot3037]

you had us in the first half ngl XD

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

😎

[@Podcats999]

This is such a good idea for a video👍

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Thanks. A lot of people thought it was a real creationist video. Their reactions have been fun to read.

[@tamfang]

If Haitian Creole is descended from French, why is French still spoken?

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

It’s a parody video

[@tamfang]

@@TheOriginalAnswerman so?

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

I’m not asking that question seriously. A lot of people think it’s a creationist video. It’s a spoof of one.

[@tamfang]

@@TheOriginalAnswerman it's still fun to answer the q as if it were sincere (because sometimes it is)

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Sure I get that. It just became apparent that most people who left similar responses weren’t viewing the video, because they didn’t realize it was a spoof. When I explain that to them, they usually watch it. 😎

[@klausroxin4437]

The goddidit institute. 🤣

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Thanks for catching that

[@puppyash9656]

Yeah, you throew me off at first. Well played! :)

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

😎

[@Gothead420]

This is pretty smart, I like this format. 😁

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Thanks!

[@mirandahotspring4019]

This is brilliant! Totally disproves nothing!

[@mrwensveen]

But what about all the evidences?

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

All the evidences of what?

[@mrwensveen]

@TheOriginalAnswerman it was a pun on "evidences". Sorry 🙂

[@ossiedunstan4419]

That's the same as asking why are their religions , When their are no gods.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Not really. But the video is a spoof of creationism.

[@WizardImp]

The cheque cleared? That's the hardest part to believe! Mind you, you should have a few spare semolions when you don't pay any tax....

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

😎

[@ej2953]

Hexaploid wheat came from tetraploid wheat and a diploid grass. Fortunately, we still have tetraploid wheat to make pasta with.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

That would be an example of hybridization.

[@ej2953]

@@TheOriginalAnswerman It's an example of horizontal (or lateral) gene transfer, not hybridization. Hybridization is still the result of sexual reproduction of the organism. Horizontal gene transfer is not.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

It could be, but hybridization is more typical in plants than horizontal gene transfer… at least that’s what Google’s AI says. But he might be a freaking liar!!

[@ej2953]

@@TheOriginalAnswerman Hybridization takes two different strains to produce a hybrid of the two. For example, modern seed corn is a first generation hybrid of two different strains of corn. Horizontal gene transfer typically involves the transfer of entirely new genes into a species. While you could use it to transfer genes from one strain to another, that would be incredibly inefficient. It is essentially the natural version of genetic engineering in which new genes are inserted into a species. In the case of hexaploid wheat, something like 10,000 years ago when seed cleaning was very limited, a farmer sowing the tetraploid wheat of the day also had some closely related grass inadvertently mixed in. The genes from the grass cross over and added themselves into the genome of the wheat (possibly just a couple of plants) forming a wheat with 21 pairs of chromosomes instead of the 14 pairs of chromosomes in the tetraploid wheat. This accidental creation of hexaploid wheat made modern civilization possible. It spread from that one field throughout Asia and Europe relatively quickly. When Columbus came to the New World, he brought a strain of hexaploid wheat. This wheat was had fragile stalks that tended to break off leaving little to be harvested. It was what Norman Borlaug crossed with a Japanese dwarf wheat (also a hexploid wheat) to create a new, sturdier strain of wheat that changed Mexico from a wheat importer into a wheat exporter. Repeating that work around the world led to Norman Borlaug's Nobel Prize. The tetraplold wheat is still around and is, I think, largely used for pastas. The diploid wheat with 7 pairs of chromosomes is around as well but it is in limited production in small areas around the Mediterranean and is largely used for animal feed and for a bread.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Cool. Thanks for that!

[@throckmortensnivel2850]

There is an esssetial point here, and that is the creationists never present their own theory. They spend all their time casting doubt on evolution, never presenting a theory that could be falsified as a replacement. Their whole program is "evolution is just a religion like our religion, therefore we should be able to teach it in science classes too". That is the heart and soul of their argument.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Yup

[@physicswithpark3r-x3x]

their theory is God Willed It. Which is a theory of sorts...

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

That’s not a testable theory

[@physicswithpark3r-x3x]

@@TheOriginalAnswerman don't argue with me, I literally wrote the (well, a) book on evolutionary theory

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Ok. How do you test it?

[@souhailamdah2982]

Well you earned a subscriber :) that was fantastic

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Cool! Thanks! And thanks for subbing 😎

[@Dawn95284]

Thank you YT algorithm 🙏

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Ha ha! Glad you found me! 😎

[@Heikos006]

Love every second of it! 👍

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

😊

[@TheKentuckyAtheist]

Fantastic video, would love to talk to you

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Thanks! You can always email me at [e-mail]

[@RoryLennon-te9ec]

They have all evolved into NFTs.

[@shadowlazers]

This is very good it's such a fresh take on the atheistic side of things I typically listen to professor plank skeptic bridge The divide and this is a nice change

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Thanks! Much appreciated!

[@CarmenVeranda]

My creationism was challenged by monkeys looking like us, so I just stopped believing in monkeys.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Now, that’s the most reasonable thing a creationist has ever said to me…

[@samuelschick8813]

Caesar from. "Planet of the Apes" wants to have a word with you about your non belief.

[@troutman.4452]

What a shame to go through life this delusional.

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Did you watch it, or are you just reacting to the title?

[@bryanbernard5815]

lol this was wonderful and hilarious thank you! forget the haters, the day will come when all is revealed ;)

[@TheOriginalAnswerman]

Thanks so much. Glad you enjoyed it! 😎